Help me, please!
Let go of...
Help me! Let me go!
Hey, everyone, I'm Jesse Hall,
the editor of Fresh and Free,
we're joined by our regular contributor
- Danielle Williams.
- Hi, guys.
The creator of Get Well Danielle
and owner of Very Very Vegetable Juices.
Danielle is getting her
very own TV show next year.
Such a powerful example
of what manifestation can bring.
We really are honored
you're here with us
one last time to get us
inspired for the new year.
Okay, why wait till January st?
You can start your health kick
before the clock hits midnight
with these wellness cocktails
with my Very Very Vegetable
holiday blends.
- Oh!
- Now, guys,
don't forget to post
your self-love selfies
of you and your pals
drinking my cocktails
and tag them #GetWellDanielle
so I can see all
of your beautiful faces.
Now what is some advice
to start fresh in ?
The holidays make us feel
a little out of control.
- Hello, third glass of eggnog.
- Oh!
We might be feeling like
we aren't in charge of our own lives.
But you are.
I am here to remind you that you are.
And you can do whatever it is
you set your mind to.
Now, close your eyes
and repeat after me.
I control my own destiny.
I control my own destiny.
I control what I hold onto.
I control what I hold onto.
And I control what I let go of.
I control what I let go of.
- ...I let go of.
- Very good.
Now, tomorrow is a new day.
Soon it will be a new year.
And when the clock strikes ,
I want you to become
the new you, the best you,
the you that you have
always wanted to be
but have been too afraid to become.
Don't put it off for a second longer.
Okay, your mom's gonna be home soon.
It's time to clean up.
She is so cool.
I cannot wait for her new show.
I wish I was as pretty and cool as her.
- You are, Kara.
- She's my inspiration!
When I grow up,
I wanna be just like her.
Actually, Kara, can you
not jump on the couch?
I'm really worried
you're gonna hurt yourself.
But I love myself.
I am in control of my own destiny.
I am the princess.
Okay, I think somebody
had too much sugar.
Those cookies didn't have sugar,
they had maple syrup, they're paleo.
They were Danielle's recipe.
Kara, can you help me clean up?
- I cannot believe you're going to spend
- Please?
New Year's Eve with Get Well Danielle.
What's she like?
I don't know, I haven't seen her
for a really long time.
But you guys were friends
in high school.
- Yeah.
- Best friends?
- Yep.
- Wow.
Did you know she was gonna be
so famous and cool?
No.
But you did school plays together.
That's true.
Were you good in them?
Uh, I mean, yeah,
I thought I was gonna be an actress,
and I won awards and stuff, so,
I guess people thought
I was pretty good.
Why'd you stop acting?
Is it because of your scar?
No.
I just thought that
I wanted to do something
that would make more
of a difference in the world.
Then why are you a babysitter?
Hey guys, I'm Danielle Williams,
founder of Very Very Vegetables
and soon-to-be host
of Get Well Danielle,
coming to you this spring.
Make sure you tune in.
Hello?
We can coach you.
And I got the distinct vibe
they were like,
"We could both f*ck you,"
and I was like, "No, please."
Oh, my God, I love these boots!
Oh, I love them!
Oh, my God, I can't see a thing.
Oh, my God, Kaela, look.
Stop, Chloe, will you stop?
I'm driving.
Okay.
- Holy f*ck, they're nearly $ , .
- What?
What... that's crazy.
I want them.
Dude, that's like half a year's rent.
What... who can afford that?
Danielle.
Yeah, well...
Are you nervous?
No, why would I be?
Why? Are you?
A little.
No.
You're f*cking kidding me.
- sh*t.
- Again?
I'm so sorry.
I just serviced this f*cking car.
I'm about to service your f*cking face.
I'm sorry, okay, let's go.
You would at least have one for me?
I'm sorry, I only have one umbrella!
- Jesus, Kaela!
- Who has two umbrellas?
Mary-f*cking-Poppins! I don't know!
You see? This is why
we don't buy $ , boots.
- Hey.
- Hi!
Oh, my gosh, here,
take these, take these.
Oh, my f*cking God.
It's f*cking pouring out there.
Kaela's shitmobile broke down again.
Oh, you should have called me,
I would have come pick you up.
Um, can you not insult Sadie?
She's been with me for years.
Fine, whatever, at least you have a car.
Whoa, oh, my God.
Wow, it looks exactly the same here.
Oh, my God. I love it.
God, I can't believe your parents
are selling this place.
We had so many good times here.
I don't know, I just...
it still freaks me out
just thinking about...
Anyway, who does a girl
have to f*ck around here
to get a drink, hm?
Hi.
Oh, she has odd wants today.
Wait, shouldn't we wait for Danielle?
You really think she's gonna come?
Well, she said she would, didn't she?
What did she say when you texted her?
She said...
"That would be so amazing.
I haven't seen you girls in so long
and would be gr ," with an eight,
"to say goodbye to the house.
Just LMK the deets via email
and CC my assist
Hailey@GetWellDanielle.com."
Ooh, she has an assistant.
Anyway, I think she'll probably flake.
I think she'll come.
Mm.
Yes, yum-yum-yum-yum-yum.
Do you have the Champagne?
I want so much more.
Oh, my God, did you guys see
that picture of her and Leo?
- Who?
- DiCaprio.
Leonardo DiCaprio, Jesus, Kaela.
Oh, sorry, I must have missed it.
What are you sorry about?
That you missed a picture
of Danielle and Leonardo DiCaprio?
- Who cares?
- Oh, my God,
I care so deeply.
She's just like hanging out
with Leo now.
You guys, it's insane,
like, it's amazing.
Mm, also,
did you see the announcement
about her show?
It's coming out in the spring.
Yeah, well, we'll see about that.
- Oh, the balloons.
- Yes.
Oh, no, I didn't even ask you
how your interview went.
Oh, um, it...
there's nothing much to tell.
- It happened.
- Oh, my God,
you're going back to school.
Maybe, eventually, you know?
I'd love to finish my degree,
maybe go back to grad school
or something.
That's great.
Yeah, but this was for a hostess job
at Eden's Pub.
Oh.
Yeah.
I saw the help wanted sign
there the other day.
I just didn't think
you'd want to work there.
I don't,
but I need to pay my student loans
for the two years of college I did go to
before I had a nervous breakdown
and dropped out.
It wasn't a nervous breakdown.
No, it was.
You guys, how much money do you think
Danielle makes in a year?
I mean, like, if you factor in
all the free stuff she gets.
I read somewhere she makes like $ ,
in passive income alone,
like just from ads and stuff.
It's gotta be that much.
Her house is f*cking...
it's literally my dream home.
It's like she went into my brain
and plucked out my dream home
and showed it to an architect.
It's insane.
God, she's gotta be making
like a million a year, right?
I really don't know, Chlo.
I wish I had money.
I was famous.
Or both.
sh*t, she came.
Oh!
Hey.
- Danielle, you made it!
- You ready?
- As I'll ever be.
- ...we weren't sure I was gonna come.
Wait, come on in!
Oh, my God, Chlo!
- You look amazing.
- Oh, no.
I feel like a... whatever.
- Oh, please!
- Anyway, so do you, of course.
Stop.
You guys, I am so sorry I'm late,
it is so rude.
Lex,
I am so grateful you invited me tonight.
I was really dreading whatever, like,
awful party I was gonna be
dragged to in LA, and...
This is... this is so much better.
Yeah, well, we couldn't imagine
spending the last New Year's
in the house
without you.
Aw, thank you.
Oh, my God.
You guys, this looks amazing.
Wow.
These balloons are so cute.
Oh, come on,
I am obsessed
with these number balloons.
- Right?
- Kaela bought them.
Yeah, it was... it's nothing,
they're like from the cent store.
Of course.
You always have the best taste, Kaela.
Do you remember my mom used to ask
why I didn't dress more funky like you?
Yeah, that was weird of her.
- Right?
- Yeah.
Oh, I brought presents.
- What?
- Oh.
Okay, these are all organic,
all vegan.
Cruelty free.
If you give a sh*t.
- We do.
- All natural.
Oh, wow.
Esther and Tammy, that's so fancy.
- Well, nothing is too good for my girls.
- Aww, thank you, Danielle.
I think that color will go perfect.
This is making a big splash.
Not out yet, but like bright...
brightens... brightens everything up.
Cool, thanks.
Yeah.
Of course.
Oh, my God, you guys,
can I document this?
- Do you care?
- Sure, yeah.
Jesus, what do I have in here?
It's like a freaking clown car.
I'm just gonna be pulling out
like rabbits and ducks.
Okay, everybody scrunch in.
Lex, come on.
- I'll be in the middle.
- Okay.
- Gather 'round.
- All right.
Scrunch in.
Ready?
Oh, sh**t, I'm blinking.
One more, okay?
Okay.
Everybody say "cheese."
Get Well Danielle.
Get Well Danielle!
Well, I'm just saying
that I just feel like
just because a woman
is involved in something
doesn't make it inherently feminist,
and I think that's something
we have to watch out for,
like you've gotta be aware
that money and this whole machine
co-opts everything, right?
- Okay.
- You guys always just say okay
when you want me to shut up.
- No, I'm with you, Kaela.
- I'm too drunk for this conversation.
Oh, Kaela,
do you mind leaving out the heavy cream?
I'm DF.
DF?
Dairy-free.
Wait, you're dairy-free by choice?
Yeah, it's really bad for you.
I do not care.
There's no way I could give up cheese.
Ugh, trust me, I know,
I miss cheese so freaking much.
So like how long have you been DF?
Like four years now?
Whoa.
Yeah, one of my subscribers
sent me a message
saying she had these like
terrible painful boils
- on her head.
- Ew, boils?
Yeah, and she tried
all of these different medicines
- and nothing worked.
- Oh, that's so gross.
It was really f*cked up.
And she was like begging me for help.
But she knew you weren't
a doctor though, right?
Yeah, it didn't matter.
She had tried doctors
and nothing was working.
So I did some research and found
that dairy can cause
inflammation issues.
And then I started reading
about all this other, like,
horrible stuff dairy does
to your body and was like,
"Whoa, I should not be eating dairy."
Wow, it sounds like
you're really making a difference.
Yeah, I mean, it's totally rewarding,
but, um...
it's also a lot of hard work
and a ton of pressure.
Um, you know, sometimes I just wish
I was back here with you guys,
just goofing off like we used to.
Believe me, you don't.
Believe me, I do.
Well, I think the grass
is always greener, you know?
No, you're right, you're right.
I should be grateful for what I have.
I mean, I am grateful for what I have,
it's just, you know,
it's sometimes so easy to
get accustomed to a new equilibrium
and forget how lucky you are.
Human nature, I guess.
Ah, f*ck. Ow.
- sh*t, are you okay?
- Ah, f*ck.
- Mm-mm.
- Here.
- Hey, I'll be fine, I just...
- Are you sure?
Alexis, you are such a good cook.
This all looks so amazing.
- Yeah, thank you, Lex.
- Thank you.
- Smells incredible.
- Thank you.
Yummy.
Oh, wait, um, before we start,
uh, would you guys
humor me with something?
Yeah, sure.
Okay, I know this is a little corny,
but it is the end
of the year, after all,
and I think it would be
really productive
if we just like went around the table
and celebrated ourselves
by acknowledging
our proudest accomplishments
of the year.
I know, it's silly, it's just, you know,
to remind ourselves
of what we're capable of.
Yeah, sure, that's nice.
- Yeah?
- Okay.
- You go first.
- I'll go first.
I volunteered, so I'll go first.
All you.
Okay, um,
I guess my proudest
accomplishment this year
would be that I had
a really challenging kid come in,
um, she was deaf and autistic,
and, you know, she has like...
she had a lot of sensory issues.
And, um,
oh, I don't want to get
too mumbo-jumbo-y,
but it was just... it was really...
it's really cool to just...
to watch a person develop so much
over such a short period of time.
So...
Wow.
Kaela, that is incredible.
You definitely put
the rest of us to shame.
- No.
- Oh, yeah.
You are a f*cking amazing woman.
Okay, well, thank you,
I don't think so, but,
you know, whatever.
- Someone else, someone else.
- Well, I think you are.
Chlo?
- Whatever you want.
- All right, well, okay,
even though my mom's sick
and I don't have a job and I'm broke
and I've been on over internet dates
and I still don't have a boyfriend,
I didn't f*cking k*ll myself this year,
so cheers to that, huh?
I'm kidding.
Oh, my God, Danielle, I'm joking.
Okay, well, all jokes aside, um...
it seems like you're actually
really hurting, Chlo,
and I want you to know
that I'm here for you
if you ever need me.
Thank you.
- I love you.
- I love you.
Lex?
Um, well, as Chloe and Kaela know,
this year was actually
especially challenging for me.
f*ck.
I'm sorry.
Is it... is it something
you want to share or...?
Just a lot of, you know, um... regrets?
Feeling like I didn't live my best life.
I wasted a lot of time.
I don't know, I... I just had
all these um, hopes
and dreams and visions,
but I just, um...
Yeah, so,
I didn't actually accomplish
a lot this year.
Actually, for a lot of years.
I feel like I've
kind of been bogged down
by the past.
Holding onto things that really I...
I should have let go of.
So...
Anyway, um,
I know it's almost the end of the year,
but I really feel
like my biggest accomplishments
have yet to come.
Wow, Lex.
I loved that.
Yes, there is always more time,
so cheers.
- Cheers.
- Cheers to us!
Ha, wait, where were you?
I was watching Waiting for Guffman.
- What?
- Yeah, I had no idea that was going on.
Did you... he jizzed in his pants?
Yeah, dude, it was crazy.
He like... he went in to kiss me
and then he was like ugh,
and he backed up.
And I was like, "What's happening?"
And like he just didn't want me
anywhere near his crotch.
And then I realized it was because
he had jizzed in his pants.
I can't believe you never told me that.
Did you guys know that?
Yeah.
Teenage boys are so weird.
So gross.
Lex, do you remember the night
that you were making out
with Noah Spivak
and I like crawled across the floor
- and unplugged the light?
- Yes, I do.
Wait, was the same night he said "VJ"?
- Yes.
- Oh, my God,
I'd bet you'd feel really good
if you let me touch your VJ.
Who says that's...
It's so gross.
Wait, is vag*na spelled with a J?
Have I been spelling it
wrong my whole life?
- No.
- I feel like...
Wait, so... so, did he touch your VJ?
Um, not that night.
I think I had my period.
Also there was a girl
crawling around on the floor
unplugging lights.
You're welcome,
I was trying to set the mood.
- I loved Noah.
- Oh, my God,
you were so obsessed with him.
He was very cute.
Okay, whose turn is it?
Wait, okay, what about you, Kaela?
I feel like I know nothing
about your love life.
Oh, she's hot and heavy with someone.
Shut up.
What's his name?
It's a woman, actually.
Her name's Frankie.
Oh, my God, that's amazing.
I didn't know you were into girls.
Yeah, yeah, I am.
Um... I mean,
I... I was in high school too,
I was just too scared to come out.
I'm sorry.
- How'd you guys meet?
- At work.
She works in the pediatric department,
so, yeah,
it's been almost a year now.
Oh, actually, I didn't
even tell you guys this.
We are gonna move in together
when her lease is up.
- Oh, sh*t, that's awesome.
- Congratulations.
Oh, my God, that's amazing!
We were just talking
about like the new year
and like goals and stuff,
- and it makes sense, bec...
- Wait, save it.
I have a really good idea.
Hey, guys, it's Danielle.
I'm here with my high school besties
and we were just talking about
New Year's resolutions.
This is Kaela.
Okay, what are your resolutions?
Okay, you know what,
I would like to spend more time outside,
less time on my phone.
I feel like I spend like my entire life
staring at a screen.
And you know what,
I really want to be better
about helping people, you know,
with all the stuff that's going on
in the world right now,
I just feel like...
Wait, sh*t.
We need to start over.
We try not to get like too political,
'cause it tends to bum people out
or can alienate anyone
that doesn't have my same politics.
Um, maybe just like
stick to your love life.
- Okay.
- Yeah,
we're just gonna start over.
Hey, guys, it's Danielle.
I'm here with my high school besties
and we were just talking
about New Year's resolutions.
Okay, what's your resolution?
Um, to... to maintain
healthy lines of communication
with my girlfriend
and to tell her
that I love her every day.
Oh, so sweet.
I told you guys she was a sweetheart.
Okay, Chloe.
- What are your resolutions?
- Hi.
Okay, lose pounds, get a boyfriend,
and to move out of my mom's house.
Ugh, you can do it, Chlo.
Okay, last but not least,
my bestie from the nestie,
Alexis.
No.
Come on.
Say something.
It'll go out to a million followers.
You'll inspire them with your words.
I really don't want to.
Well, she didn't used
to be this camera shy.
Come on, what do you want?
Uh, health, relationship, career?
I mean, don't you have any goals?
Seriously, stop.
Come on, Lex,
just let the world see
your beautiful face.
Tell them about your hopes
and your dreams for the future.
They're dying to hear from you.
Come on, what?
What? Come on, Lexie.
Come on. Come on, Alexis.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, tell them.
Come on, Alexis.
Show the world your beautiful face.
Get that f*cking camera
out of my face, Danielle!
Wha...
What the hell, Alexis? I was...
I was just trying to include you.
I'll go check the fuse box.
Yikes.
I... thought the window
was gonna shatter
and my phone was gonna be
totally screwed.
I'm still shaking.
Yeah, um, Alexis's parents
had the whole place
like hermetically sealed
after the accident and... or whatever.
f*ck...
Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you.
Um... I just wanted to come down here
and say I'm...
I'm really sorry, I...
I had no idea you hadn't been back
since the accident.
That must be really hard for you.
And, look,
I know I haven't seen you in a while,
and, I don't know,
maybe things feel weird
because you only get this idea of me
from my videos,
but it's just me.
Like, seriously, Lex, it's me.
The same girl who you went
to electrolysis with
to get her chin hair zapped off.
Same girl who you'd go
into food comas with
every Friday night because no one wanted
to hang out with us.
Oh, my...
Do you remember that?
- Yeah.
- What did we call it?
Oh, my gosh, uh, Chef's Express.
Mm-hm.
I think about you all the time.
And you're my best friend.
You've known me longer than anyone,
you've seen parts of me no one else has,
like, literally,
you checked my butt for hemorrhoids.
And there's no one else
who I'd rather ring
the new year in with.
I'm so grateful
you invited me back here.
And you're just such
an amazing, strong woman,
and I admire you so much.
I'm so proud of who you've become.
Let's just f*cking party.
That's my girl!
It's almost and
we are not nearly drunk enough.
Come on.
Okay, ladies,
there is only one more hour
left in ,
- so that means no more phones.
- No!
Just us gals.
We are going to celebrate.
Because this year is going to be
our best year yet.
We deserve it.
To more, more, more, and more.
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, God, no.
Eighth grade recital!
Do you guys remember this dance?
Yes, you made us do it so many times.
We are doing it again,
we're doing it again.
Right now, right now. Yes, we are.
- I'm not.
- Get up.
We need the whole g*ng, whole g*ng.
- We have to do it, you have to do it.
- Everybody.
♪ I have myself to blame ♪
Seven, eight.
♪ You can buy your hair
if it won't grow ♪
♪ You can fix your nose if he says so ♪
♪ You can buy all the makeup
that MAC can make ♪
♪ But if you can't look inside you ♪
♪ Find out who am I to ♪
♪ Be in the position that make me ♪
♪ Feel so damn unpretty ♪
♪ Yeah, I'll make you
feel unpretty too ♪
Okay, oh, okay. You go, your turn.
All right, never have I ever...
Huh. Uh...
- Come on.
- Never have I ever...
Never have I ever taken
turns in Palm Springs.
- How 'bout that?
- Oh, f*ck you.
Wait, what the hell is "taking turns"?
It's a threesome where it's like
what Chloe calls her
Palm Springs Threesome.
- What?
- Yeah.
Yeah, no, it's not exactly a threesome,
it's more like, um,
well, taking turns.
Like sleeping with one guy
and then another?
Mm-hm. Exactly, yeah.
It's not just f*cking,
like they take turns going down on me.
- Oh, my God!
- Yeah, no, it's fine,
it's very polite, if you ask me.
Okay, did you know these guys
before you took turns?
- Sort of.
- Oh, come on!
Chloe, you have to tell the full story.
Okay, okay, so we call
this guy The Nodder.
- The Nodder?
- Tell her, tell her.
Okay, so I was on
a birthday trip with some friends,
and we rented this house.
And I had started hooking up
with this one guy.
He was like a friend of a friend.
- Right.
- But then this other guy
came into the room,
and we were like getting going,
and he kind of just stood in the door.
- Wow.
- You know, just watching,
and then he kind of
came a little closer.
And then he sat on the edge of the bed,
and then I kind of looked at him
and he nodded at me.
And I nodded back at him.
And then I nodded at the guy
I was in bed with.
And then he nodded back at me.
And then it sort of just happened.
Wow.
Isn't that crazy?
I still don't understand
how everyone knew that a nod means sex.
What the f*ck else
is it supposed to mean?
- Hello?
- Thank you!
But when you're naked,
it's pretty obvious.
I mean, it's kind of like
code for like...
- Let me get in there.
- Yeah, let me get in there.
Wow.
- Isn't that wild?
- Never gets old.
Anyway, okay, um...
Never have I ever...
Peed my pants at junior prom.
- No one even noticed that!
- You!
So it didn't count.
Actually, thanks to you guys.
- Yeah, right, you're welcome.
- No, Mr. Yarnelle, you remember?
Oh, my God.
There has been a spill.
Everyone, I repeat,
there has been a spill
by the punch bowl.
He was so f*cking weird.
- I feel bad for him.
- Why?
Because he seemed like a lonely guy.
Okay, never have I ever
forgotten to brush my teeth.
What?
So boring.
Whatever, okay.
Everyone should be drinking,
you've all forgotten
to brush your teeth.
- Yeah, I know.
- I haven't.
But I knew you wouldn't drink at all
if we didn't do some PG ones.
- That's true.
- I've done stuff.
- Like what?
- Well, it's not my turn,
so I don't have to say,
but I'm just saying I've done stuff.
- Reading and knitting.
- Whatever.
I have a really good one.
Never have I ever
hooked up with a celebrity.
Who?
Who?
Who? Who? Who? Who?
- Who?
- Danielle, f*cking tell us.
I signed an NDA.
I literally,
legally cannot tell you who.
Are you f*cking kidding me?
It's us, who the f*ck are we gonna tell?
We only know each other.
f*cking tell me, please, please.
Just a hint, a little one, please.
- Please.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- A tiny hint.
- Okay.
Electric... caaarrrss.
Electric cars.
Holy sh*t.
He is like the richest man
in the entire world.
- He is?
- Yes!
How did you meet him?
- He called me.
- Wait, what?
I know, it was crazy.
Um, I was sitting on the toilet
clipping my toenails,
and I got this call.
- Like from an assistant?
- No, directly.
What, he just called you on the phone?
Yeah, I guess, um,
he got my number from my manager and...
Okay, wait, okay,
so he just called you on the phone
and asked you if
you wanted to hook up or?
No, he didn't ask me
if I wanted to hook up.
He's like . He asked me out.
Oh. Thank God.
How did he even find out about you?
Same way everyone else does.
Get the f*ck out of here.
He watches your videos?
Are you kidding?
What?
He just seems so... smart.
I know, right,
I mean, he's not the first person
who I would think is a fan,
but this actor who I,
like, give juices to
is a mutual friend,
and I guess he showed him my videos.
Wait, okay, so the actor friend,
is that Leo?
It's Leonardo, isn't it?
It's Leo, did you sleep with Leo?
- You're obsessed.
- Danielle,
- did you sleep with Leo?
- No! Okay, you know what,
let's just get back to the game.
Don't tell me you have
some f*cking bullshit NDA
- with him too.
- I did not sleep with Leo.
Okay, but you're friends
with him, right?
- Like you're tight?
- Yeah, I mean kind of.
- He likes my juices.
- I bet he does.
Ew, that is so gross.
This is insane!
Okay, so where did he take you?
I just told you
I never went out with him.
No, she's talking
about Mr. Electric Car.
Oh, um...
Well, it wasn't exactly like a date.
Okay, this is like
pulling teeth, Danielle.
Jesus Christ, you better dish.
I'm gonna f*cking k*ll you.
There's not much to tell.
It was brief and...
I don't... I don't know, kinda weird.
How was it weird?
Okay, you guys, I'm like really
not supposed to talk about this.
Yeah, come on, guys,
if she doesn't want to talk about it,
- she doesn't have to talk about it.
- Oh, come on.
- If she says she can't talk about it...
- Kaela, give me a break.
She can't just like drop
that she's f*cking
the king of Silicon Valley,
and expect us to be like,
"Oh, okay, we'll just drop it."
She can because, guys,
we're playing a game.
Let's just get back to the game.
- I'll take my turn again.
- All right.
- Okay, so, never have I ever...
- All right, all right, all right.
No, this is the game, Kaela.
We're supposed to talk about
the experiences that come up.
It's the whole f*cking point.
Danielle's the one who's not playing it.
Do you not understand
the concept of an NDA?
I guess we're just too provincial
to understand such
sophisticated concepts.
Okay, let's take a break.
- Let's all just...
- No, it's f*cking bullshit.
I thought we were your best friends.
I mean, who do you think
we're gonna tell?
Nobody gives a sh*t what you did
with Mr. Electric Car anyway.
Well, you could have fooled me.
Just play the f*cking game!
We spent a long weekend together.
Hm.
Yeah?
And what?
He picked you up in a limo?
He sent a car for me, yeah.
And?
- Then what?
- Then he took me on his private plane.
And then...
we flew to his island in Greece
and spent the weekend.
That's it.
So, let me get this straight,
a limo picked you up
and took you to a plane.
Inside said plane was a perfect stranger
who took you to his private island,
f*cked you,
and then you never heard from him again.
Lex, I think that's enough.
Does that sound about right, Danielle?
Let's move on.
So you're a whore, basically.
My turn.
Never have I ever
bullied a perfectly
sweet and innocent girl
until she committed su1c1de.
Drink, Danielle.
f*cking drink.
f*cking drink.
Admit what you did, Danielle.
Admit you tortured Kelsey
until she jumped out of a window.
It wasn't a f*cking accident.
Admit it, you f*cking bitch.
Ten, nine, eight, seven,
six, five, four, three,
two, one.
Happy f*cking New Year!
Stop!
Now, quick, tie her up!
Get the balloons, tie her up!
Kaela, what are you doing?
You agreed to do this. Help!
Get the chair.
- Drink!
- f*cking drink.
Oh, my God, f*cking Kelsey.
What the f*ck are you guys doing?
- Okay, I'm rolling.
- No! Not yet.
What is going on, you guys,
what are you doing?
Clock struck .
I'm taking Get Well Danielle's advice.
It's a new year and this is the new me.
It's time to tell everybody the truth.
What are you talking about?
When we found out
that you were gonna be on TV,
we knew we had to stop you.
We're not gonna let you stand
in front of millions of people
and pretend to be
this perfect little princess
Queen of Wellness psychotic phony.
The whole world deserves
to know the truth.
And I'm gonna tell them.
I'm gonna tell the whole f*cking world.
I'm gonna ruin your life.
Your whole perfect little life
is based on a lie.
You're a fraud,
you're a terrible person.
You're evil, you bullied everyone.
You called Chloe fat all the time.
She was bulimic for two years.
You called Kaela...
an ugly lesbian.
She was so traumatized
she didn't come out
till her mid-f*cking- s.
- Kaela...
- Shut up!
All Kelsey wanted was to be our friend,
but instead you tortured her.
You k*lled her.
And then you just moved on.
I know that night was traumatic.
We were both there.
We were both trying to be her friend.
No, we weren't trying
to be Kelsey's friend!
We tortured her!
You told me that f*cking with her
was for her own good,
that she was a fat, ugly loser
who needed our help to become cool.
Guys, I never said that.
And I f*cking listened to you.
I believed you because
you had power over me.
Just like you've got power
over this army
of narcissistic little f*cking brats
who are taking over the world,
spreading and liking your bullshit
like it's a f*ckin' disease.
You do not deserve
to tell people to love themselves
when you've spent your entire life
making people feel like sh*t!
But not anymore.
It's time to tell the world
what a terrible person you are.
I think that's, um...
I think that's a good idea.
Hey guys.
It's Danielle.
Um, I'm just here with my friends
and we were talking about
some pretty deep stuff.
Stuff that actually speaks to an issue
I keep coming back to
in a lot of my work
that, um, I think
all of us struggle with.
The sins of the past.
When we hold onto bad things
we've done in the past, it can...
it can have all sorts of...
deleterious effects on our body.
Acne,
weight gain,
insomnia.
So in order to avoid
these terrible physical ailments,
we need to move through our sins.
We need to confess.
When I was a friend of mine d*ed.
Her name is Kelsey, and she was...
an amazing young person
with so much life ahead of her.
But her classmates
teased her mercilessly.
They would call her an ugly bitch,
a loser.
She would come home from school
every day crying.
When I think about a...
poor innocent girl
going through something like that,
it just...
gosh, it just makes me sick.
But I was complicit.
My sin...
My sin...
Is that I didn't do anything
to stop them.
God.
God, that feels good
to get that off my chest.
Wow.
That wasn't a f*cking confession.
Thank you for that opportunity.
God.
You feeling a little camera shy?
Hm? Gotta get camera ready
before your close-up?
You like that?
Don't worry, it's all cruelty free.
Alexis, honey, calm down.
Anger is a junk emotion,
okay, let it go.
Don't you tell me to calm down.
I'm f*cking tired of feeling like sh*t
because you tell me to love myself.
Loving yourself is
the most natural thing
in the world, sweetie.
People unlearn it in childhood.
You know why they unlearn it?
Because people like you torment them.
No.
Lex.
Alexis!
Alexis!
What the f*ck is wrong with you?
Where the f*ck are you going?
Watch her.
Chlo.
I have no idea
what Lex is talking about with Kelsey.
But she did say something...
I may have overlooked in the past.
I am so sorry about the way
I treated you in high school.
If I could take it all back, I would.
I'm not that person anymore,
and I can't say it enough,
but I'm sorry.
Well, I appreciate you saying that.
Thank you.
- Lovebug.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
- I miss you.
- I miss you too.
Why don't you come back tonight?
Do you have to sleep over?
Yeah, my car broke down, so I have to...
I'm just kind of stuck here.
I gotta wait for Alexis
to give me a ride back down, so...
Do you want me to come get you?
No.
No, I'll just go to sleep
and I will see you tomorrow.
Kaela?
Open the door.
I just don't know why
someone would do something like this.
Like, setting aside the fact
that telling people
I bullied Kelsey to death
could destroy my career,
even though it's something
I didn't even do,
it wouldn't just hurt me, Chlo.
It would hurt a lot of other people too.
Young women rely on me for help.
For inspiration.
I feel really bad for her.
Like, she had all of
these hopes and dreams
about the future, but...
she just has nothing going for her,
and no potential.
Yeah?
Well, neither do I. So f*ck you.
What?
Chloe, that is not true.
- That is a story you tell yourself.
- Whatever.
You're funny,
honest,
sexy.
I mean, you can be whatever you want.
You have no idea how good you are.
Hey.
- Hey.
- What's up?
Nothing, I just had to pee.
Look, Lex, I never agreed to this, okay?
You said that the plan
was just to spook her
into admitting what she did to Kelsey,
but she said she didn't do that stuff.
Kaela, of course she did that stuff.
What, you think I'm making it up?
Jesus Christ.
Look, we're gonna get it out of her,
we just need to push her
a little further.
I'm not comfortable with that.
I'm not gonna t*rture someone.
What the f*ck? We're not torturing her.
Fine, whatever. I just...
I didn't agree for it to go this far.
This far? Well, what did you expect?
The woman in that room's a psychopath
responsible for the death
of an innocent person,
and we need to protect other girls
from her evil.
Danielle's not evil.
Look, I wasn't gonna...
I wasn't gonna bring this up
in front of the other girls,
obviously, but...
Jesse is looking for someone
to take over my segment
on their channel,
and I get to be the one
to pick my replacement.
And to be honest,
the main reason I came here tonight
was because I had a feeling
you might be a good fit.
Really?
I'm serious, Chlo.
You better not be
f*cking with me right now.
Why would I be f*cking with you?
Look, why don't you just come out to LA
and... stay with me for a little bit?
We can come up with a pitch
for your segment together.
I can bring you around,
introduce you to people.
To guys.
I mean, it'll be really fun.
Yeah.
Chloe.
I know that you're hurting.
I know the pain you're covering up
with your jokes.
I know you're lonely.
I know you're worried about your mother.
But I can change all of that for you.
We can change all of that.
Together.
We just gotta deal with
this situation first.
She's preying on people
who are as insecure as Kelsey was.
If that's not evil,
then I don't know what is.
Maybe she doesn't call them vile losers,
but she sure as hell
makes them feel like that
when they compare themselves to her.
And she's doing it all
under the guise of helping people.
- Maybe she is.
- Don't start, Kaela.
You agreed to do this.
You're not bailing.
Alexis... Alexis!
What are you doing?
Tightening the ties.
The truth is gonna come out, Danielle.
One way or another.
We're not gonna leave you alone
until you admit
what you did to Kelsey.
Lex.
I didn't give you that scar.
Kelsey did.
Chloe, stop!
Guys, you're being punished.
What's going on?
They locked us in here.
We can't get out.
Guys, come on, please.
Guys.
f*ck, she's not gonna
let us out of here.
She's f*cking insane.
She's out of her f*cking mind.
- Look!
- They're not gonna come, Kaela.
Fine! But Chloe with come. Chloe!
No, neither of them are gonna come.
I'm telling you, she's f*cking insane.
What are you talking about?
You're insane, Alexis!
Come on, guys, please, please!
Stop wasting your energy.
So what?
Just gonna die in a steam room?
I thought if I just
went along with this,
you could get some closure
and move on with your life.
So what?
So she made fun of me for being gay.
I don't care.
I have a great f*cking girlfriend
who I'm maybe never gonna see again
because I'm gonna die in a steam room.
This is so stupid.
You don't want to think about her?
Don't go on Instagram.
Who cares if she's
some dumb internet celebrity?
You don't have to look at her stuff.
Why don't you go outside
or get a f*cking dog?
Finish your degree
like you're always talking about.
You guys suck so f*cking much.
You're the stupidest f*cking people
in the entire world.
f*ck.
Jesus f*ck.
Inhale.
And now repeat the mantra.
Nothing stands between me
and all of my desires.
Nothing stands between me
and all of my desires.
Perfect.
So any time you feel your mind wandering
or you're getting anxious,
just repeat that mantra
as many times as you need
and you will be amazed
at the things that start
to happen for you.
Nothing stands between me
and all of my desires.
Yes.
How much longer?
Um, I think a couple hours
should be fine.
What then?
Then we'll call the cops,
tell them that they got stuck
in the steam room
when we were watching a movie,
and they were dead when we found them.
Wait, what?
What?
I... I just thought the plan was, like,
to scare them, you know,
so they wouldn't spread lies
or whatever.
Oh, yeah, no, it was.
I mean, if I trusted
that they wouldn't spread
these terrible rumors
that could ruin us,
I would let them go, but...
I mean, you know them better
than I do at this point.
And remember,
you have utter power
over everything in your life.
You can say no to anything
with complete ease and trust.
If you think scaring them
is enough to shut them up,
then we'll just scare them.
I mean, probably, yeah.
Okay, then we'll just scare them.
Okay.
I mean, I would just...
be nervous that if we let them go
and they spread these terrible rumors,
I mean, you know how it is
with mob mentality
on the internet, right?
It's not innocent until proven guilty.
Right.
Or they would tell the cops
we were trying to k*ll them
even though we were just
trying to scare them.
But honestly, whatever you think.
I don't want to do anything
that makes you feel uncomfortable.
Do you trust them not to say a word?
Nothing stands between me
and all of my desires.
sh*t.
- Please.
- Kaela. Go on.
Nothing stands between you
and all of your desires.
Okay.
- sh*t, sh*t, it's locked.
- f*ck! f*ck!
She must have taken the key.
sh*t.
f*cking me?
Come on.
sh*t, it won't open.
- Try it!
- I can't get it!
I can't get it.
f*ck!
Come on, Chloe! What the f*ck? Let's go!
Wait.
Chloe, come on!
Go find them.
Are you okay?
I'm so sorry I dragged you into this.
All right.
I don't know what's going on.
- She's totally crazy.
- I'm gonna get us out of this.
- How?
- f*ck, I don't know.
I just... I need a second to think.
All the windows are sealed.
If I can just...
if I can just get to my phone.
- They took our phones.
- I know,
but they must be somewhere downstairs.
If I can just get to my phone
then I can call the cops.
No, Alexis, Alexis, listen,
listen to me, do not go out there alone.
- I'm gonna fix it.
- No.
Alexis, no, no, Alexis.
Nothing stands between me
and all of my desires.
Are you in here?
Kaela?
Alexis?
It's okay, it's just me.
- Okay, it's just me.
- Where's Alexis?
She's not here, okay?
We're all alone.
Listen, Chlo.
I don't know what Danielle said to you,
but we can still walk away from this.
Okay?
You and me,
we can just walk away.
All we need to do is just...
just call the cops and tell them
that she went nuts.
There's no f*cking way
I'm calling the cops.
No f*cking way.
Chloe, I would never tell them
that you were part of this.
I would never do that.
Chloe, come on.
You trust me, right?
Look, we can just...
We can just leave.
We gotta go right now.
We can just walk away right now.
Right now.
Yeah?
Come on, Chloe, you and me.
Trust me.
We'll just go home
and we can go back
to our normal lives, okay...
I don't want to go back
to my normal life.
Chloe, come on, stop it.
- My normal life is sh*t.
- Let go of me, you're hurting...
- You just want me to stay small.
- Stop it!
You don't want me to succeed!
Let go of me!
f*ck!
Oh.
Come out, Lex!
We weren't trying to hurt you.
We were just trying
to scare you.
And if you promise
not to say anything
about this Kelsey stuff,
we can just let all of this go.
Kaela.
Kaela!
No.
No.
Ow, f*ck!
f*ck!
What's wrong, Chlo?
I...
I k*lled Kaela.
Wow, Chlo.
It was an accident.
I... I went to grab her
and she just... Oh, my God.
I'm so proud of you.
You're finally putting yourself first.
That is how you achieve your dreams.
I'm really impressed.
You're really manifesting
everything you've always wanted.
Aw.
It's not your fault.
It was an accident.
Accidents happen.
The only thing we can control
is how we handle
our given circumstances.
And you handled it so beautifully.
Oh...
Nothing stands between me
and all of my desires.
Who the f*ck is that?
sh*t, it's Frankie, Kaela's girlfriend.
What the f*ck is she doing here?
How the f*ck should I know?
What do we do?
Okay. Um...
Hello?
Okay, I've got it.
We let her in.
When she isn't looking,
you get the Kn*fe
and you take care of her, okay?
Then when the cops come,
we'll say that she showed up
in a fit of jealousy
because Kaela broke up with her
and she wanted revenge.
- God, you're good at this.
- Yeah.
And it's kind of an amazing story
because then I can do
a whole segment on,
like, self defense.
Hm.
You okay to do this?
- Mm-hm.
- Okay.
Let her in.
Okay.
Frankie, hey!
What are you doing here?
Um, Kaela called earlier, so I...
Oh, my God, you're Frankie!
Oh, my God.
It is so nice to meet you.
I have heard so much about you.
Kaela is absolutely in love with you.
Well, the feeling is mutual.
I'm Danielle.
- Nice to meet you.
- You too.
- Heard a lot about you.
- Oh! That's sweet.
Is Kaela okay?
Yeah, why wouldn't she be?
- Of course.
- What do you mean?
She just seemed upset and...
uh, she's not answering her phone.
Oh, she just missed you.
Mm-hm.
She already fell asleep.
I mean, classic K, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, she's pretty much head to pillow.
Mm-hm. Oh, sh*t, I forgot something.
Sorry.
Did she make it to midnight?
She did.
Actually we were very proud.
My sister is obsessed with you.
Oh!
She watches all your videos,
does all your workouts.
Um, no dairy, no gluten,
and she got really into the
juices you advertise, the, uh...
Very Very Vegetables.
- Yes.
- Yeah!
Yes, the Very Very Vegetables.
Do you want me to take a look
at the fuse box or anything?
Oh, you're so sweet. No, it's okay.
Um, we're heading to bed soon anyway.
All right.
Holy sh*t.
Good job, Chlo.
Come here.
Okay?
Mm-hm.
You... did so good.
Yeah.
- We're gonna get you to LA, okay?
- Uh huh.
We're gonna get you out of here tonight.
You are gonna get everything
you've always wanted.
Nothing stands between me
and all of my desires.
It's time to move on, Alexis.
It's time to say yes to healing.
It's time to say yes to letting go.
Your life doesn't need to be tight.
It can be messy.
- Let go of control and order.
- Nothing stands between me...
- You're just chum in the water.
- ...and all of my desires.
Give up.
Relax into your destiny.
Chlo!
Oh, my God!
It's time to stop doing the ego dance.
Time to stop looking to the
outside world for validation.
I see so much strength in you, Alexis.
You're so misguided. Let me help you.
We're not supposed to be enemies.
Lex, if you thought
for one f*cking second
I was gonna admit
Kelsey d*ed 'cause of me,
you were a bigger f*cking idiot
than I thought.
I'm f*cking rich.
Do you get that?
People worship me.
And this is just the beginning.
I'm gonna have magazines,
TV shows, movies.
I'm gonna be in movies
and you think I'd throw that all away?
You ruined my life!
You took everything!
I got stuck with this.
It should have been me.
It was supposed to be me.
I worked so hard!
You think it was supposed to be you,
you pathetic piece of sh*t?
You're a f*cking loser!
You are nothing! You're invisible!
You pathetic piece of sh*t!
You could never achieve
what I've achieved.
You could never have what I have.
You are nothing!
I control my destiny!
I control what I hold onto,
and I control what I let go!
Hey, guys.
As I'm sure many of you heard,
our dear friend and contributor
Get Well Danielle passed away
on New Year's Day.
And here with us today
to help us remember her
is her best friend, Alexis.
Thank you for joining us, Alexis.
Thank you for having me.
So, I read on the news,
and I don't want to get
too gruesome here,
but it was a jealous lover
of one of your friends?
Yes, Danielle had encouraged
our friend Kaela
that she deserved better,
that she should start the new year fresh
and find someone who really loved her.
And I guess Kaela's partner
just took it really hard and lost it.
What do you want the world
to remember most about Danielle?
It's hard to just pick one thing.
She was a wonderful person.
And I know she'd just want me
to move through this
and live my fullest life.
This experience has taught me so much,
especially the value of self defense.
That's right,
you're gonna teach us today
how to make your own DIY pepper spray.
Yes, I am. Now there's one thing
that you always need in your bag,
and that's pepper spray.
I'm gonna show you
how to make your own pepper spray
- using household ingredients.
- Wow!
Now before we get started,
please make sure you're wearing
your protective glasses
and your Latex gloves,
- because this stuff is spicy!
- Oh, my gosh.
Okay, so we're gonna need
vinegar, chili flakes,
red chili powder,
oil, a bowl, and a spray bottle.
- Oh, yay!
- So don't cross me, Jess.
Oh, my gosh, stop it!
You watch out!