01x05 - Just Your Basic Beagle

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RERUN: "Happy Bird-Day."

[BIRDS CHATTERING]

[SNOOPY SNORING]

[CHATTERING CONTINUES]

- [ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

- [SHOUTING, LAUGHING]

[GRUMBLES]

- [NOISES, MUSIC FADE]

- [CLASSICAL WALTZ PLAYING]

- [SNORES]

- [BIRDS CHATTERING]

[LAUGHING]

- [PARTY HORN BLOWS]

- [YELPS]

[GASPS]

[CLATTERING]

- [PARTY HORN BLOWS]

- [RECORDING: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" PLAYING]

[GASPS]

[NOISEMAKER BLOWS]

[BUGLE BLOWING]

[EXCLAIMS]

[CHATTERING]

[GRUMBLES]

- [BLOWS BUGLE]

- [SCOFFS]

Oh!

[CHEERS]

[YELLS]

[CHATTERING]

- [CHEWING]

- [CHATTERING]

[GRUNTS]

[SIGHS]

[SNORING]

[SNOOPY GROANS]

[MOANS]

- [YELLS]

- [SHRIEKS]

Oh, hi there.

What seems to be the problem?

Not feeling good?

Feeling too good?

- [PARTY HORN BLOWS]

- ["HAPPY BIRTHDAY" PLAYING]

[WAILS]

Oh!

You missed your friend's birthday party.

[MURMURS]

And how did your friend react to that?

[GRUMBLES]

That bad, huh?

Look, friendship is like an elevator.

It has its ups and downs.

But there can be a surprise on any floor.

Huh?

What I'm saying is do something surprising.

That'll be five cents.

Payable now!

[CLATTERING]

[GASPS]

Ooh!

[CLICKS]

[WATER BURBLING]

[CHIRPING, LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

[SIGHS]

[WOODSTOCK YELLS]

[SCREAMS]

[SNOOPY SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[WOODSTOCK GROANS]

[GRUMBLING]

[GROANS]

You're thinking too big, Snoopy.

A surprise doesn't have to be, "Surprise!" A surprise can be something small, like a homemade treat.

You know, friendship is like a chocolate cake, it's better when it's shared.

[GASPS]

Now you owe me ten cents!

[MURMURS]

I never know what's going on.

[GASPS]

Good grief.

[BIRDS CHANTING]

[SQUEALS]

[SQUEALING]

- [EXCLAIMS]

- [LAUGHS]

[ALL EXCLAIM]

[CLEARS THROAT]

[SCOFFS]

[BIRDS CHATTERING]

[CHATTERS]

[SCOFFS]

[BIRDS CHATTERING, MUNCHING]

[CHUCKLES]

[GRUMBLES]

[GASPS]

[GRUMBLES]

Hmm.

How about this?

Friendship is like a balloon: If you wanna keep it close, you have to hold on to the string.

[GASPS]

Just so you know, I'll be sending you this bill!

- [WHIMPERS]

- [BALLOON CREAKS]

[CHATTERING]

[LAUGHS, CHEERS]

[LAUGHS]

[CHATTERING]

[SQUEALS, LAUGHS]

[WHIMPERS]

[GASPS]

[GROANS]

[YELLS]

[YELLS]

[SCREAMING]

[SNOOPY PANTING]

- [WOODSTOCK YELLING]

- [LUCY YELLS]

[PANTING]

You better be running to your piggy bank!

There's an art to cleaning up.

[WOODSTOCK SCREAMING]

I guess there's an art to messing up too.

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

Huh?

[PANTING]

[SCREAMS]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

All right, dog, this is your last chance to pay up.

[SNOOPY GRUNTS]

If you think some smashed-up birthday cake is going to cancel your-- Ooh!

Mm.

You'd be right.

Mmm!

[SCATTING]

[GASPS, GRUNTS]

RERUN: "Never Bargain with a Beagle." Welcome to my yard sale.

Quality merchandise at reasonable prices.

And remember, you break it, you buy it.

Charlie Brown.

My, you have a good eye.

That's a very nice kite.

It looks like one of mine that got stuck in the Kite-Eating Tree.

- So, do you want it?

Only ten cents.

- Sold.

I bet the Kite-Eating Tree doesn't like its kites pre-chewed.

[WIND BLOWS]

[YELLS]

- [CRASH]

- [GRUNTS]

[TREE CHEWING]

[SIGHS]

All sales final!

[SNOOPY MOCKING, CRYING]

[BOTH LAUGH]

[SNOOPY GRUMBLING]

Mmm.

Excellent choice, Sally.

And that filthy-- I mean, fine antique blanket can be yours for only five cents.

Pardon me, but you can't put a price on security.

[SNOOPY YELLING, CHATTERING]

[LAUGHS]

[BOTH LAUGH]

- Hmm.

- [BLOWS RASPBERRY]

[BOTH GROAN]

[GASP]

[EXCLAIMS]

Ooh.

[BOTH SQUEAL]

Can I help you?

[TEETH CHATTERING]

I said, can I help you?

I see you're interested in one of my precious artifacts.

Well, it could be yours.

Whoa!

Not so fast!

This is a yard sale, not a yard giveaway.

Fifty cents, please.

[SNOOPY GRUNTING]

No dog bones.

Or birdseed.

Don't you have any money?

Never mind.

[SNOOPY GROANS]

Can you believe that dog?

He expects quality merchandise for free.

Not all economies are based on the exchange of money for merchandise.

Did you know, in ancient Babylonia, they used to trade services for food and fine spices?

Hmm.

Hey, dog.

Let's trade services.

You two do some chores around the house, and I'll give you what you want.

Deal?

[WHISPERING]

[WHISPERING]

Here's the list.

You can start by painting the fence, then cut the grass, do the laundry and fix the flat tire on my bike.

My house is that way!

When I grow up, I wanna be a world-famous artist.

[WOODSTOCK STRAINING]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

Bravo!

Bravo!

Now that's what I call art.

So ends my illustrious career.

LUCY: Ugh!

That's not what I meant by painting the fence.

Come on, Rerun.

Let's get you cleaned up before Mom shuts down this whole operation.

[WOODSTOCK STRAINING]

[SNOOPY EXCLAIMS]

- [GRUNTING]

- [ENGINE RATTLES]

[SIGHS]

- [GRUNTS]

- [ENGINE REVVING]

[CRASH]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

[BEEPS]

[GASPS]

This is the perfect vessel for my collection of antique dirt.

Hey, no fair.

[GROWLS]

[KISSES]

[BOTH GASP]

[CHEERING]

- [RUMBLING]

- [BOTH GASP]

[WHIMPERING]

[BOTH YELPING]

Now stay out of trouble, Rerun.

[GASPS]

What happened to the lawn?

[WHISTLING, FALLING]

Is that my...

bike?

- [RUMBLING]

- [SHRIEKS]

[CLEARS THROAT]

You blockhead!

You ruined my yard sale!

Forget about the list.

Let's make a deal.

Never do my chores again, and you can have the fishbowl.

[WHISPERING]

[GRUNTS]

[CRYING]

- [CRYING CONTINUES]

- Yay!

[GROANS]

[CHATTERING]

Just take it.

[BOTH CHATTERING]

[SIGHS]

In the book of life, dogs and yard sales definitely do not mix.

[CHIRPING]

[GASPS, GRUNTS]

RERUN: "Daisy Crazy." - [SNOOPY LAUGHS]

- [WOODSTOCK LAUGHS]

[LAUGHING]

- [GRUMBLING]

- Huh?

- [GRUMBLING]

- [SNOOPY MURMURS]

- [CHATTERS]

- [WOODSTOCK GROANS]

[BOTH STRAINING]

- [SNOOPY STRAINING]

- [WOODSTOCK GRUNTS]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

SALLY: He likes me, he likes me not.

He likes me, he likes me not.

[GASPS]

He likes me!

I knew it!

Oh, Sweet Babboo!

- Hmm.

- Hmm.

[CHATTERING]

[BOTH SQUEAL, CHEER]

[CHATTERS]

[CHATTERS]

[YELLS]

You can't run from destiny.

[ANGELIC CHORUS]

[SNIFFS, SIGHS]

I really hope the Little Red-Haired Girl likes daisies, because this one is picture-perfect.

Just like her.

[BOTH CHUCKLING]

[GRUNTS]

- Linus?

- [YELLS, GRUNTS]

What are you doing?

Oh, hi, Charlie Brown.

Long story.

- You look like you're in a good mood.

- I am.

I made a decision, Linus.

A big decision.

Today's the day.

Tuesday?

I found the most beautiful daisy in the world.

I'm going to give it to the Little Red-Haired Girl.

- She's finally gonna notice me.

- [SNOOPY LAUGHS]

I could be wrong, Charlie Brown, but wouldn't she prefer a daisy with petals?

[GASPS]

I-- I don't understand.

[CHATTERING]

- [LAUGHS]

- [WOODSTOCK GRUMBLES]

- CHARLIE BROWN: Snoopy!

- Huh?

Did you pull all the petals off my daisy?

[NERVOUS LAUGH]

That was the perfect flower, and I was gonna give it to the Little Red-Haired Girl.

Now what am I gonna do?

[BOTH WHIMPER]

[EXCLAIMS]

[WOODSTOCK GRUNTS]

[MURMURS WOOZILY]

Well, it does have a certain homemade charm.

Thank you, Snoopy.

[CHATTERS]

[MURMURS]

[SNEEZES]

[SIGHS]

Whatever happened to man's best friend?

[LAUGHS]

And whatever happened to man's best friend's best friend?

[BOTH SIGH]

There's only one way to make this right.

You have to get Charlie Brown a new daisy.

[THUD]

[m*llitary DRUMBEAT]

- SALLY: Oh, Sweet Babboo!

- [GASPS]

Where are you?

[WHISPERS]

I'm not your Sweet Babboo.

[SQUEALS, CHATTERING]

[BOTH SQUEAL]

- [BOTH SHOUT]

- [PIGPEN GROANS]

Now I have to start all over again.

[BIRDS CHATTERING]

[MUNCHING]

SNOOPY: Hmm.

[BOTH EXCLAIM]

[ANGELIC CHORUS]

[BUZZING]

[BOTH GROWL]

[BEE SWARM BUZZING]

[BOTH GASP]

[GRUMBLING]

[SCREAMING]

- Maybe it's for the best.

- [SCREAMING]

If I give the Little Red-Haired Girl a daisy, she might laugh at my face.

It's hard on a face to be laughed at.

- [SCREAMING]

- Charlie Brown, you are a fool in love.

[SCREAMING]

- [BEES BUZZING]

- [YELPS]

No bees allowed!

[BUZZING]

Daisy or no daisy, it's time I told the4 Little Red-Haired Girl how I feel.

[BREATHES DEEPLY]

[WHIMPERS]

[GULPS, YELLS]

[SIGHS]

Who am I kidding?

I'm just a nobody.

And nobody notices a nobody.

What am I gonna do?

[SNOOPY WHISTLES]

[GASPS]

Thanks, Snoopy.

Do you really think it will work?

All right, I'll give it a try.

Here I go.

One foot after the other.

I'm gonna do it right...

now.

Maybe you could do it for me, Snoopy?

And when she asks who it's from, point to me and I'll wave.

- Snoopy's doing it.

- [KNOCKING]

He's knocking on the Little Red-Haired Girl's door.

- [DOOR OPENS]

- She's answering.

Point to me!

Point to me!

[DOOR CLOSES]

[GROANS]

You forgot to point.

Did she know the daisy was from me?

She gave you a cookie?

Wow!

Snoopy!

Isn't there someone you wanna share that cookie with?

So much for man's best friend.

[JAZZ PLAYING]