Mid90s (2018)

[bunniefuu]

Stay out of my f*cking room, Stevie.

What's up, fool?

I haven't called that guy Todd back yet.

He's fine.

I'm attracted to him.

Oh.

He seems a bit player-ish to me, though.

I always have to remember to hit pause when I start feeling something.

Orange juice. Please...

Jesus. At my 18th birthday party, I was breastfeeding you.

Can you imagine having a baby right now?

Ian, I, uh...

I got you something.

I know you don't have this one.

I love me a mature woman, though.

You know? Hey, you sexy ladies wanna see a trick?

Mmm, mmm!

Right here.

Ah!

Get the f*ck out of the front of my store? Where's Ken?

f*ck you, man.

I'm not f*cking scared of you guys.

I fought in f*cking Desert Storm, you f*ck... You f*cking pussies.

Go back inside, man.

I'm not even gonna bother.

f*ck you!

Let's go inside.

That's probably the worst "Would you rather" I've ever heard.

What about, "Would you rather suck your dad's d*ck, "or eat your mom out?"

What the f*ck? What?

Oh, my gosh.

What kind of conversation is this, bro?

Fuckshit. What's up?

Would you rather suck your dad's d*ck or eat your mom out?

You would suck your dad's d*ck, right?

That's not a weird answer.

Shut the f*ck up, Fourth Grade.

Shut the f*ck up. Life or death. Come on.

Hey, whatever I'm doing, I'm drugging one of them m*therf*ckers.

I'm not gonna say who, but I'm gonna drug the m*therf*ckers till they sleep.

You're gonna r*pe your parents?

Huh? That's like... That's r*pe.

I'd rather r*pe one of my parents than to consciously...

Yo, what the f*ck?

I'm not tripping. Life or death. Life or death.

f*ck it, I'd just r*pe my parents.

Or one of them.

Hey, for real, I'm never coming back here again.

Wow.

Y'all n*gga's are scaring off customers.

This is not an accurate representation of what we usually talk about.

Y'all are bad for business, my n*gga.

Is there any way you could just, like, forget I even asked?

I feel really weird now. Oh, hell no.

Yo, these n*gg*s are in Paris.

Eating nice dinners. Staying at nice hotels.

I've been to France before. Those n*gg*s are assholes.

Yeah, but you went with your parents, like...

Imagine if that was us.

How much cash you got?

I don't have any.

I'll trade you for your Discman.

Well, it's just that I use my Discman all the time.

Mom gave it to me for my birthday and Christmas...

Wait, wait, wait! I'll give you anything in this room.

I'll give you anything in this room.

Just not the Discman, please.

You don't even f*cking know about music, anyway.

It's Saturday. Blockbuster night.

What do you wanna watch?

Sorry. I'm gonna skate.

f*ck!

I'm skating like sh*t today, man.

Looks cool to me.

I'm Ruben. Stevie.

I need some water.

Damn, did you really drink all of it? Fill that up, man.

Yo, Stevie, go fill up this up, yo.

Yeah.

Thanks, little man.

Whoo! Refreshing!

sh*t, this is relaxing.

You smoke?

Yeah, these ones are just a different brand.

Thank you.

What're you, gay? What?

Why the f*ck are you thanking me?

Don't f*cking thank people, man.

That's f*gg*t as f*ck, yo.

Oh, sorry. I didn't know that.

It's fine. Now you know. Just...

Don't thank people. They're gonna think you're gay.

Oh. I won't do it again.

Yeah, you're gonna f*cking pay attention to me, man.

I'm a f*cking badass. You're a little ass kid.

You should f*cking look up to me. I smoke.

I skate. I f*ck b*tches.

Dang. I'm pretty much the sh*t.

I'm living the life.

All you have is a f*cking dinosaur board.

That sh*t is '80s as f*ck.

It's got, like, a neon dinosaur on it screaming "cowabunga."

You look Ret*rded.

You gotta get a new f*cking board, man.

How much are they? I don't know.

Probably like $120 for a complete.

I'll sell you my used setup for $40.

It's a good-ass deal for you.

Wait. Don't you need your board?

I'm saving up to buy a new Motor board.

Well, thanks for selling...

See, I was about to say "thank you," but I know how gay that is.

Don't say that sh*t either. Just say nothing. f*ck.

Sorry.

You're such a f*cking little kid.

f*ck, man.

What time is it?

I don't know, probably like 8:00?

Oh, man. I gotta go, man.

Um, you don't have to be home at a certain time?

Nah. I always go home after my mom is asleep.

See you tomorrow? Yeah.

With 40 bucks?

Maybe. It's a f*cking good deal!

All right, I gotta go. But I will.

All right, you better have $40 tomorrow.

f*cking idiot.

I'm so sorry I'm late. It won't ever happen again.

It's only 7:30.

Oh. Okay.

Don't be a p*ssy.

It doesn't feel right.

You came to me.

You needed 40 bucks.

That's a lot of f*cking money.

Grab $40 for you and $40 for me.

All right, you're acting like a little f*ck.

Fine, fine, fine, fine!

I'll do it.

Sick. I'm gonna set this sh*t up.

All right, I got one.

I don't understand this sh*t.

Why do they say Mexicans are lazy and sh*t?

Why the f*ck are you looking at me?

Do people say that sh*t?

I heard the sh*t. It don't make sense to me.

Every time I see a Mexican, them n*gg*s are f*cking building buildings and sh*t.

That's f*cked up, yo.

I said, "People say it," not "I say it."

The whole point of this game is so you don't get offended.

I do have a question for Fourth Grade.

Why are white people just in love with their pets?

Like, why do they care so... I don't get it.

For real! For real!

So, I'm at this white girl's house, right, and we chilling.

I can hear her mom downstairs, like, "Oh my God, Eric didn't eat his kibble today.

"I don't know I think we need to take him to the doctor."

So I asked, "Why is your mom feeding

"your little brother kibble?"

Like, of course he's probably going to get sick.

She go and turn around and tell me, "Eric is a dog, silly!"

Dogs don't have feelings, you dumb bitch!

I don't even have a dog. I have a gecko.

Did... Did he just say he had a gecko?

You got a gecko? Yeah.

I don't know one n*gg*r in the world with a f*cking gecko.

All right, I have one.

Can black people... Oh, be careful.

Okay, well... Is it cool to be black?

What the f*ck? n*gga, that's where I get all my looks from, n*gga.

Silky-ass sexy hair.

Black don't cr*ck.

That's why I'm 17 and look 12, n*gga.

What, you 17 and look like f*cking Mr. Burns.

I guess sometimes.

Like, say we go skating in Beverly Hills.

Everybody is already looking at us like, "Hey, you guys are vandalizing property."

Like, "Get the f*ck out of here." Blah, blah, blah.

But sometimes I feel like it's a...

A little bit extra heavy on me.

Yeah. People judging me and stuff, but, f*ck it. Those people are ignorant.

I got another one. Can black people get sunburnt?

Oh, my God.

Are you f*cking kidding me right now?

Seriously, I genuinely want to know.

Like, every time it's hot out, I'm, like, "Does he need sunscreen?

"Is there, like, black suntan lotion, or..."

You're a real dumbass.

Just when I thought you had a brain, bro.

You dumb as hell.

What about you, little man?

Did you know that black people could get sunburnt?

What are... What are black people?

f*ck. sh*t. That was dope.

That was dope. I liked that. I liked that.

Yeah, but... Y'all trying to go try skate?

Let's go! I'm down.

Ruben, you trying to skate?

Yeah.

All right, then let's go. You coming, Sunburn?

Sunburn!

All right, come on then.

Sunburn!

What the f*ck was that?

I don't know.

Come on. Toss your board over.

Today, m*therf*cker.

What the f*ck?

f*ck! sh*t! Sunburn can take a f*cking slam.

So, you're Sunburn now?

How come some people have nicknames and some don't?

I don't know.

Ray doesn't. He's the coolest.

I think it's better not to have one.

Yeah. Ray is awesome and he doesn't have one.

That's, like, way cooler for sure.

You seen that?

Why is his name Fuckshit?

Because any time he sees a dope trick, he yells out, "f*ck! sh*t! That was dope!"

f*ck! sh*t! That was dope!

Yeah, Ray is awesome.

He skates just like in the videos.

Yeah, he's f*cking insane.

Ever since I've met him, he's gone from, like, dope to, like, next-level dope. Like, pro dope!

Him and Fuckshit have pretty much the same tricks but Ray just has the sickest style ever.

Yeah.

Why is his nickname Fourth Grade?

Because he's as smart as a fourth grader.

Can I call him that?

I wouldn't call anyone anything yet.

Do you know where the bathroom is?

Yeah.

f*ck! sh*t!

Hey. Hey. Sugar babes are for fags.

Hey. Y'all not supposed to be around here. Get the f*ck out.

Hey, come here. Shut up!

Don't throw rocks at me. f*ck you!

Little man, get the f*ck off the property, all right?

Bitch! Hey, come here.

Sunburn. Sunburn, what are you doing?

Don't get f*cked up like the rest of these little n*gg*s. Come here.

Don't let them get you f*cked up. Come here.

You're not even a real cop!

Sunburn! Stevie! This n*gga's a rent-a-cop!

Hey, no. Come here! Same to you, rent-a-cop!

f*ck you, n*gga. I make more than all of you.

n*gga, f*ck you!

The f*ck you doing skating with these white boys?

n*gga's don't skate. Your surf's up, m*therf*cker.

That's who you think you are?

Hey, little n*gga with the Toys "R" Us badge, come here.

You can't say n*gga, I don't think, you f*cking Sheryl Crow looking m*therf*cker.

I don't know who that is, but bitch, f*ck you!

You look Samoan, m*therf*cker.

You a Samoan-ass n*gga!

All right, that was funny.

That was pretty funny. That was funny.

Get the f*ck out of here. f*ck you!

What the f*ck is wrong with you?

Don't... You know that's a f*cking felony, right, ese?

You a rent-a-cop!

You'll be in f*cking prison with your uncle.

Yo, then hop the fence then, bitch!

You hop the fence. Oh, all right.

You hop the fence, m*therf*cker.

I'll hop the fence right now. Whup your ass.

Yeah, b*at that n*gga's ass!

Stay right there, little n*gga!

I'm gonna hop the fence. Where you going?

Now I'm in your face. Hop the fence.

f*ck you, n*gga. f*ck you.

f*ck you. You need Jesus.

No, you need Jesus.

You're smoking cigarettes on school property.

The Bible is pro-cigarettes, n*gga.

Jesus smoked cigarettes.

Oh, yeah? What kind of cigarettes did he smoke?

Jesus smoked... Jesus smoke Kools, n*gg*r.

This is awesome. I've never been in a car without someone's mom or dad before!

Man... Stevie, keep that sh*t to yourself, man. f*ck!

Sorry.

Are we allowed to skate here? f*ck no. It's super illegal.

It's a f*cking courthouse.

If you hear anyone yell out "5-0" just f*cking take off!

You see those f*cking bums?

If one of them offers you something to smoke, don't smoke it.

It's probably f*cking cr*ck.

Whoa! Those are pros!

I saw those guys in Big Brother!

Yeah, they ride for Chocolate.

So f*cking sick.

And they, like, skate here? Where you guys skate?

Yeah. Yo, everyone skates here.

That's sick!

Yo, what up.

Thanks, Sunburn.

You got an extra smoke?

You got a quarter? You got an extra quarter?

Aw, man. Come on.

I was just playing. Come sit down.

I got a whole pack. All right.

Thanks, man. You bet.

How you doing? What's good in your life?

Um, I'm here, sh*t.

I'm trying to get up off the streets, man.

Before the streets get me.

But, see, I look like this, so...

Ain't nobody want to f*ck with you.

Yeah, you feel me.

My "friends" or whatever, they kind of just...

Ain't no judging over here. Oh, okay.

So, let me ask you a question, man.

What... What's you all doin' with the skating?

I just have fun skating.

It's, like It makes me happy and smile.

So, I just skate every day. Oh, okay, f*cking dig it.

Yeah, it's fun as hell. But I'm trying to make a way.

Oh, okay. You can do that with skating?

Yeah, if you... If you focus. Oh, damn.

There's pros. I want to be one of them.

That seems crazy to me that you could get a job skating.

Hell, yeah.

I'm thinking, man, maybe I should have started skating.

What was your last job?

Man, I was in a data entry, you know.

Everything kind of takes some kind of artistic mind to do.

Or creative mind to do.

You can't just be a robot, you know what I'm saying?

You got to be able to come up with ideas.

So, I'm starting to feel more like that.

But I still got the old programming in me I guess from school.

I'm thinking about a lot of stuff out here.

You understand why we ride a piece of wood.

Why we push on just a piece of wood, like, what that does to somebody's spirit.

You know?

Just try to keep a positive attitude.

Even though it's hard as hell.

But I'm glad that you all sat down with me and talked with me for a minute, man.

That... That helps, actually, a lot.

You're a good dude, man. Right on, man.

Hey! 5-0! 5-0!

Later, guys. Later.

Bye. Cheers.

You don't listen to anything I say.

Stevie, can you get out here, honey?

There he is. f*cking ask him yourself.

Stevie, there's $80 missing from my room.

I know Ian did it.

He's saying you did it with him.

Did you?

No.

Okay.

Yes!

Yes!

Oh, my God! I did it! I did it! I did it!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Shut the f*ck up! Shut the f*ck up!

Shut the f*ck up!

Two weeks, n*gga? What the f*ck?

I know.

My parents seen my report card, they were f*cking pissed.

No car for two weeks.

They might as well cut my d*ck off.

My parents are f*cking Ret*rded.

I'm a junior in high school, it's not like all of the sudden I'm about to get into Harvard or some sh*t.

Like, my parents did that. They get paid.

I get C's and I'm cool with that.

That life's just not mine.

So, what you gonna do, then?

Skate. Have fun. Go to parties.

Just live life.

That sounds nice.

All that trying hard sh*t. That sh*t's just corny.

I think that sh*t's corny.

I'm trying to get out the hood.

I'm trying to go see sh*t.

I don't live in the hood. I got options, n*gga.

n*gga, what options you got?

I'm just not trying to take this sh*t seriously.

Well, good luck with that.

I'm gonna send you a postcard when I'm on tour.

What about you, Fourth Grade? What you want to do?

I don't know. Guess, like, make a movie or something.

This n*gga thinks he's Spielberg or some sh*t!

You know you gotta say words to make movies.

n*gga, I ain't heard you talk, like, twice.

Stupid idea. Yes, it was.

I don't know, I guess I'll just work at the DMV with my dad.

Where you going?

I'm about to go skate this gap.

Try hard. Be corny. Right?

Yeah, right.

That was sick!

Hit it, Fuckshit.

f*ck!

All right, you got it, Ruben.

Yeah.

Oh, come on. What kind of p*ssy sh*t was that?

You got this, man.

Shut the f*ck up, f*gg*t.

Wait! Hey, yo, wait, wait. Wait! Wait!

You're not going fast enough. Yo, wait, hey...

Oh, my f*cking God.

f*ck! sh*t! This n*gga dead!

Is he f*cking dead, yo?

Sunburn! n*gga, don't poke him!

Sunburn, you okay?

Sunburn, you good? Stevie?

Damn...

You okay? Hell, yeah.

f*ck! sh*t! Oh, f*ck.

Oh, sh*t... What the f*ck?

Hey, take your shirt off. You bleeding.

Here, lift your arms. Yeah, help him.

Here, hold it. Hold it right here.

f*ck. You okay?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

You crazy as f*ck!

Hell, yeah, n*gga. What the f*ck?

f*cking crazy!

Yo, Sunburn is f*cking insane!

f*ck you, fool.

For real, n*gga.

What the f*ck... Thanks.

Dude just fell off a roof. Sunburn!

Oh, sh*t. You bleeding through that one.

Take your shirt off!

f*ck no. It's my favorite shirt.

n*gga, take the f*cking shirt off!

You crazy, n*gga.

Here, take that one off. Take that one off.

Here, put this one on.

n*gga, take that sh*t off.

Here, hold that.

f*ck.

Sunburn!

We used to talk all the time.

Now you just hang out with these people I don't even know.

I mean, who are these kids you're hanging out with?

Are they... Are they older? Are they...

From nice families? They're my friends.

I mean, who are they? They're my friends!

f*ck! sh*t! Look at this crazy-ass n*gga right here.

How's your head, psycho? It's fine.

No, Sunburn. It's definitely not fine.

There's some f*cked-up sh*t going on up there.

Yeah, that board's looking pretty f*cked up.

Yeah.

I think you should probably ride one of these.

Oh, I don't have any money.

No, you don't understand. Like, this is yours.

No one will be missing it.

Are you f*cking serious?

f*cking serious?

Hey, come back with some Skittles.

Am I... Am I allowed to say thank you?

What?

I mean, I want to, but I don't want you to think I'm gay.

f*cking weirdo. Saying "thank you" isn't gay.

It's just common manners.

Oh. The f*ck?

Thank you so much.

No problem.

Come on, now. You ain't got no trick.

Ow! f*ck! What the f*ck? Oh, f*ck. My bad.

What's up, n*gga? Oh, sh*t.

What the f*ck? You good?

What's up, n*gga?

What you trying to do, n*gga? You still standing here!

I think he might have sh*t himself.

You just gonna stand here, you p*ssy-ass n*gga?

Hey, white boy, you gonna let this blonde bitch talk to you like that?

You not gonna say sh*t?

What you gonna do?

Your friends are fags.

I would have f*cked that kid up.

I was just solo.

You think you're pretty cool with your ghetto-ass friends?

You think you're tough and sh*t?

So you f*cking smoke now?

Huh?

Don't worry about it.

You know, Mom used to smoke, right?

She did a lot of stuff like that before you were around.

She was a lot different when I was a little kid than when you were a little kid.

What do you mean?

She was very different.

Guys like that coming in and out all the time.

A lot of sounds.

What kind of sounds?

f*cking sounds.

f*ck Mom.

My mom and dad are f*cking faggots.

sh*t. Can't wait until I can get a car.

And my sh*t for sure not getting taken away like I'm a little bitch.

I'm about to f*ck all these b*tches.

Man, shut the f*ck up. You ain't f*cking nothing.

Honestly, I'll be surprised if any of y'all n*gg*s get p*ssy tonight.

Hey, put y'all hands out.

Ruben.

Hey, why you giving that sh*t to these little n*gg*s?

Hey, they big boys. They can do what they want.

Yeah, I guess you're right. Let me see one.

Dumbass.

What is this? Is it dangerous?

My mom took me to a psychiatrist.

The n*gga said I had ADD after an hour.

He gave me these.

Is it, like, bad for you?

If a f*cking doctor gave it to you, can it possibly be bad for you?

What's up, baby?

Hey!

Hey, Sunburn. Sunburn! Sunburn!

That's yours.

You want one, Ray? I'm solid.

You ain't getting one. You trippin'.

Why are you always filming stuff on that camera?

Because one day I want to make movies.

I've got this one idea.

It's about this baby.

Like a... Like a super baby.

It's called Strong Baby.

Nice. That's cool. He has a little cape.

That's a sick idea.

Thanks.

Can I hit that?

How long have you been friends with Ray and those guys?

A couple months. It's cool.

Fuckshit and Ray are my best friends for sure.

They're really cool.

Fourth Grade's cool, doesn't talk that much.

He's just, like, films.

That's cool.

Ruben and I used to be homies, but he hates me now I think.

Why?

Uh... I don't know.

I think maybe because Fuckshit and Ray like me more now.

But Fuckshit and Ray are, like, really cool.

They're really f*cking cool.

But I don't think they think that I'm that cool.

You're so cute.

Angela likes Fuckshit a lot. A lot of my friends do.

Do you think he would really date Angela or just, like, hook up with her and then not talk to her for a month until he wants to, like, hook up again?

I don't know.

He does that to a lot of girls.

So, you're like nicer than those guys.

You're like naturally nice not, like, fake nice.

Thanks. You're nice, too.

You're, like, at that age before guys become dicks.

Those guys are f*cking Ret*rded.

Have you ever gone out with a girl?

Yeah.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

When?

Last year. Last year?

In Florida.

Oh. Was it... How was it?

It was all right.

She worked at Disney World.

She... She just got too comfortable.

Didn't stand in her own lane.

What did you do? I don't kiss and tell.

I'm a gentleman.

That's good to know. Mmm-hmm.

Not like these fools.

Yeah.

Let's go check out Angela's room.

Ooh.

There you go.

Take my clothes off.

Are you nervous?

It's okay, don't be nervous.

You okay?

Sorry, I'm just nervous.

It's okay.

Don't be nervous.

Yo, Sunburn!

You gotta tell us what the f*ck happened in there!

What the f*ck happened in there?

Yeah, spill it.

She put two of my fingers in her vag*na.

And it's so much lower than I thought.

What else happened?

She was, like, touching my d*ck.

Little man growing up. She touch your baby meat?

It was crazy!

I want that to happen more.

Oh, sh*t. Wouldn't we all?

Was he nervous?

Hell, yeah, he was nervous.

He was shaking and sh*t. Just give us all the details.

Okay, okay, okay.

He's going to worship you for the rest of his f*cking life.

He'll never forget you, actually.

Estee, you're a freak.

No, look, I heard Fuckshit, like...

Someone was like, "Yo, Fuckshit fucks like sh*t."

Yeah, I bet. I bet.

For real though, I want his hair.

Me, too. Same.

His hair is so b*mb.

Estee is banging!

I'm proud of this little n*gga.

There he is, bro. You really did that. Yeah.

You a hoe, you a hoe.

Yo, Stevie what the f*ck are you doing?

You're f*cking up!

Stevie! What the f*ck are you doing?

Talk to me. What the f*ck are you doing?

You're a pathetic lonely f*gg*t.

What the f*ck did you just say to me?

You have no f*cking friends.

You get no f*cking p*ssy.

I'm not f*cking taking your sh*t.

Get the f*ck off me!

I'm f*cking over this sh*t!

Mom! Stop! Please! Mom, please! Please!

We're going in!

Stop! Stop! Mom, please! Mom! Stop!

Go!

I was skating all day...

Hey! What is your name?

What the f*ck?

What is your name?

Fuckshit.

Fuckshit?

Jesus...

Listen to me. You do not give my son alcohol.

Ma'am, ma'am... Bitch.

Ma'am, ma'am... You do not give my son dr*gs.

Do you understand me? Cool. Cool. Cool.

It better be cool Fuckhead, or whatever the f*ck your name is.

Stay away from my son. He's not like you.

Is she mad about the fingering?

What fingering?

Say goodbye, Stevie.

This is the last time you're coming here.

Hey, but, baby, what's your number though?

That's Stevie's mom. You not taking that down?

You not taking that down?

They look like f*cking g*ng members!

What you just did to me back there...

Who are these kids? I can't f*cking trust you!

Oh. Can't trust me? I don't f*cking love you!

Shut the f*ck up! Oh, my God.

Hey, shut up! Shut the f*ck up!

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Listen, I just want to...

I just want to know where you are.

Okay? Listen to me! Shut the f*ck up!

Why are you still talking to me? Quiet! Be quiet!

I just want to know where... Just let me drop you off.

I just want to know where you are.

No! No!

Yo.

You all right?

You don't look all right.

Your mom is, uh...

Very serious.

I just...

I just can't take this sh*t sometimes.

What kind of sh*t?

Just sh*t.

A lot of the time, we feel like our lives are the worst.

But...

I think if you looked at anybody else's closet, you wouldn't trade your sh*t for their sh*t.

Like, look at Fourth Grade.

He is...

One of the poorest people I know.

And I'm not even making a joke though, like, he could barely afford socks.

Seriously. Socks.

Ruben's mom gets all f*cked up.

She just beats on him and his sister.

Why do you think he never wants to go home?

Fuckshit's like my best friend.

And, like, we used to have all these sleepovers and f*cking just dream about...

Skating and where we want to take it.

And...

I just feel like he's kind of, like...

Losing it a little or something.

Now every day he's just trying to figure out where to party, where to get f*cked up, drunk.

It's sad.

About, like, three years ago,

my little brother was on the way to soccer practice, He was crossing the street...

And he got hit by a car.

It's so weird, like...

We shared a room.

Like, a closet.

Whenever I, like, get dressed in the morning, it's just, like...

Just looking at all the clothes, and they just blend into each other.

It's just weird.

But after he passed away, Fuckshit came to my house and dragged me out to go skate with him.

It felt good to have somebody there.

So, let's go.

Come on.

What's up, Fuckshit? What's up?

Hey, Sunburn, let me see that.

Hey, you good.

Oh, sh*t. What's up?

We was down in Florida on a skate trip.

Have you ever gone anywhere like that before?

Ah, no man.

Where is the craziest place y'all been on tour?

Tampa City. Is that out somewhere like Spain or France or something.

How do you... How do you all find...

This is f*cking crazy.

Oh, sh*t. What's up, Fuckshit?

You good?

What the f*ck?

Holy sh*t!

Hey Hey.

Go chill somewhere else, bro? Just for a little bit.

Okay.

I'm really sorry about my friend. He's cool, but when he gets drunk, he's a f*cking idiot.

Don't even trip. f*ck it.

Dude, he touched my hair, though.

Yeah, that was weird as f*ck.

I'm... I'm really sorry, like, um...

But, yeah, like, we just...

We really like talking sh*t to... f*ck...

f*ck, um...

I'm... I'm really sorry, like... I'm...

f*ck it, it's all good.

I'm kind of, like, tripping right now.

Think I should go introduce myself?

No.

This is our filmer, Tim, right here.

Hey, man. Nice to meet you.

Tim's the man. He's goes for it.

When we were out there...

He's still the man.

We gotta go. We gotta go back to somewhere like that.

Florida was so tight.

Watch out What's your problem, man?

You're my f*cking problem.

What the f*ck is your problem, man?

You're my f*cking problem! Don't f*cking touch me!

What the f*ck you going to do, f*gg*t?

Don't f*cking touch me!

Don't f*cking touch me! Don't f*cking touch me!

What the f*ck are you gonna do?

Come on.

You good?

Hey, those b*tches wanna have a party at they parent's place.

Let's roll, n*gga.

Let's roll.

In the car.

Let's just get in.

Hey, Stevie, ride shotgun.

See what it look, G.

Why you go p*ssy like me, n*gga?

Yo, Fuckshit. Just take everybody home.

No, we're going to this f*cking party.

Just f*cking chill.

f*ck that sh*t. Let's just call it.

Everybody in here is bummed.

I'm not about to let you f*ck up my fun, n*gga.

You don't have any type of fun no more.

Nobody in this f*cking car is having fun, if you haven't noticed.

Only fun you have is sucking them pro's dicks.

Stop trying to k*ll my fun. You used to be fun as hell.

I heard some fighting, sh*t.

Could you, like, pull over, maybe...

Why the f*ck did we get in the car with you?

Help!

Is this f*cking blood? What the f*ck?

Sunburn's f*cked up. Stevie!

Come on, wake up, Stevie. Stevie! Stevie!

f*ck!

Help! Stevie!

Sunburn! Stevie!

Why did we get in the car...

What the f*ck did you do?

Help!

Sunburn!

Yeah.

Do you want to go see him?

Can I see it?

They took a picture.

f*ck! sh*t!

n*gga, what the f*ck?

That's f*cked up.

Are you okay?

You literally take the hardest hits out of anybody I've ever seen in my life.

You know you don't have to do that, right?

You guys wanna see something?

5-0! 5-0!

Ow! I hurt my knee!

m*therf*cker.

Fourth Grade? Fourth Grade, yeah.

Fourth Grade, dawg.