06x08 - Stressed Western

[bunniefuu]

[SIGHS]

Okay, all of Sara's favorite things...

double espresso, bacon not-too-crispy.

Hang on.

Greek finishing salts.

Did a grocery run to the Agora in Ancient Athens.

Nice.

Just heard her alarm, it's go time.

- Okay.

[SIGHS]

- Not yet.

Can't skip the garnish.

We eat with our eyes first.

- Is that all of it?

Okay.

- Ava, wait.

Passion Dragon Ash enhances vitality and endurance.

Sara really doesn't like smoothies,

- but ooh, nice flourish, Nate.

- Mm-hmm.

[SNORING]

Oh, we didn't forget about you, gorgeous.

Seriously, Mick, thank you so, so much for everything.

Here, recovery Dragon Ash, usually for hangovers, but also probably good if you've been lost in space.

And A Kobe beef.

I dry-aged it for years this morning.

Yeah, we seriously need to talk about your portal-use.

So, the rest of the team is hooking up the gizmo we jacked from Kayla's ship.

Okay, once that happens, Gideon can help us pinpoint the rest of the alien pods.

And we will find the perfect mesh

- to welcome the captain back.

- Mm-hmm.

Ava, relax.

I know we've been through a lot, but things are finally back to normal.

- Are they?

- Talk, talk, talk

Can't a man just eat in peace?

See?

- [CLANGING]

- If you don't hold it, I won't be able to connect the wire.

If I keep holding it, I won't be able to feel my arms.

Could you keep it down out there?

I am trying to study magic, but I cannot concentrate over your constant toiling.

Okay, well, how about you memorize your nursery rhymes when we're done with the real work over here?

Tua cutis fiat ignite.

Whoa!

The hell was that supposed to do?

Must have the pronunciation wrong.

All right.

Let's get back at it.

And...

Gary, my alien chum.

Let's have a chat, eh.

Oh, is this about us parking Kayla's ship at your place?

- 'Cause we were kind of in a hurry.

- Not that.

What do you know about the Fountain of Imperium?

Where'd you hear about that?

[STAMMERS]

I mean no.

The, uh...

the Fountain of what?

All right, just let him be.

- Thank you, Spooner.

- No, it's just that when you're stressed, I gotta feel it too.

Okay, this whole alien empath thing was hard enough before we had an actual alien on the ship.

- It's back to the books, then.

- Good luck.

All right.

Come on, let's get back at it.

Come on.

And quieter, this time?

Thanks.

Ohh, God, this is so much better than waking up on an alien planet.

Right?

Here you go my love.

Thanks.

And I'm just gonna say this, okay, whenever you're ready to talk about what happened out there, I am here.

Who wants to talk about space when we have Legends gossip...

- to catch up on.

- [GASPS]

Oh, hot and juicy.

Okay.

So Spooner's great, well, when she put away her rail g*n.

- Sounds like my kind of girl.

- Yes.

Oh, and I was a binder, and actually, I think it turned into a cartoon.

- That's a new one.

- Yeah.

Babe, something wrong with the food?

Come on.

Oh, babe, no, the food, it looks amazing.

I just think I'm jet lagged.

- Okay.

- But what's with the smoothie?

That is from Zari.

It's for passion, which...

why are we wasting time talking about gossip and aliens when we could be focusing on you and me?

I'm an alien-human-hybrid clone.

[SNORTS]

What?

[EXCITING MUSIC]

♪ ♪

[SIGHS]

So, you're an alien-human-hybrid-clone who can regenerate?

Oh, babe, it sounds so crazy.

No, I...

I mean, yes, obviously, but... okay.

Babe, you are Sara Lance.

You're still the same beautiful, tough, and yes, sometimes very surprising woman that I fell in love with.

And you're here with me, okay?

So that's all that matters.

Captains, you're needed on the Bridge.

An alien pod has been detected.

- We have to go.

- Babe, wait.

Can we just maybe not tell the team about the whole hybrid thing just for the first mission back?

I kinda wanna feel normal.

Yeah, I get it.

And you know what, after everything we've been through, they could use a little normalcy too.

- Yeah.

Okay.

- We have to go, though.

Yeah.

[SIGHS]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

All right, all right, all right, that's enough.

Okay, we get it.

Gideon, what do we got?

Welcome back, Captain!

I've detected a pod in the Oklahoma territory, ,

near an encampment known as Fist City.

Woof, that can't be good.

The outpost of First City was the wildest of the west.

Countless outlaws passed through...

Butch Cassidy, Belle Starr, Wild Bill.

Sounds like a bad scene on its best days.

Hate to see the kind of havoc an alien could wreak out there.

Hey, Spoons, are you okay?

Yeah, just alien mind-meld's been f*ring up since the space cadets got back.

- That's coming from...

- Gary, obviously.

Well, if my read's right, Gary's hiding something big from us.

Well, like, that's okay, whatever it is, right?

I mean, Gary, you're an alien, but you're also one of us, and I think we should all be more accepting of Gary.

Okay, but now my read says Gary wants to jump Ava's bones.

- That sounds about right.

- What?

No.

I do not...

Okay.

Well, I feel like getting back in the saddle.

Who's coming with me?

[IMITATING g*nshots]

Hey, Nate, just with everything Sara's been through, I think she could use a nice smooth mission, okay?

So a classic Legends romp, on it.

- Yeah, but easy.

- Got it.

♪ ♪

- [BELL DINGS]

- [HORSE NEIGHS]

All right, g*ng, be on watch.

The pod has already landed, so the alien could be anywhere.

Try to keep a low profile.

I don't know what's more dangerous, the alien or the locals.

- Sounds like my kind of place.

- Yeah, mine too.

My dad put me through a cowboy phase as a kid, when he was trying to lean into American culture.

- Some of it stuck.

- Cute, but I was talking about the lawlessness.

Hell, I might know some of these people from, hell.

If you want to talk line dancing lassos, try Spooner.

I was raised in Texas not "Hee Haw".

I don't know what that is, but it looks like your hat does, pardner.

Well, I had to put this back on to do my alien radar.

So far, getting nothing but Gary.

Couldn't help but notice you flirting with Astra.

I wasn't flirting.

I was just trying to, you know, connect, person to person, soul to soul.

Yeah, that's called flirting.

Listen, I know it's hard to have a social life on a timeship, so I wanted to offer my help as someone who has recently learned how to balance work with a healthy and fulfilling love-life.

Oh, don't need to hear about that.

And if this is your way of finding another test subject for your passion smoothies, I'm good.

Hey, I promised Eva a classic Legends romp, okay?

So, no getting captured, no personal drama.

Bet we'd find the alien quicker if Spooner wasn't afraid of her brain.

You mean you can't find it by bungling some Latin phrase?

Hey, okay, tension.

Got it.

You know what this calls for, the buddy system.

You two, starting now, are buddies.

By the end of the mission, you will be friends, okay?

And smiles.

[PIANO MUSIC STOPS]

Remember, don't make waves.

They won't take kind outsiders around here.

[MUSIC STARTS]

♪ ♪ Can you just find this alien so we can get out of here?

[RINGING TONE]

Getting nothing new.

And you're not going to if you keep wearing this thing.

- Whoa... guys.

- Whoa!

[TENSE MUSIC]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey, partner, let us...

let's get you another.

Yeah, that ain't happenin'.

Look, we really don't want no trouble.

Aw, shucks.

Come on, neither do I.

[LAUGHS]

'Cause I should be the one treating you.

Barkeep, may I please have a round for our new guests?

- Guys, is that a Swear Jar?

- Huh?

- Is this root beer?

- Yep.

What were you saying about this place being dangerous?

Well, folks, seems by my sights, we have outsiders come in to our modest municipal.

So how 'bout we make these newcomers neighbors by lettin' 'em in on our ways around here.

[PLAYING GUITAR]

♪ Well, other towns they'll get you down ♪

♪ I don't know where to start ♪

♪ There's r*fle-play ♪

♪ And fights all day, it breaks my cowboy heart ♪

♪ But don't you fear 'cause over here ♪

♪ We offer the reverse ♪

♪ Yes, welcome to Fist City ♪

♪ The gladdest place on Earth ♪

ALL: ♪ Oh, welcome to Fist City ♪

♪ The gladdest place on Earth ♪

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I've seen weird before, but this is weird.

Gary, mate, I found something that might jog your memory.

This Fountain, it's an ancient alien artifact said to amp up magic.

Are you sure you haven't heard anything about it?

Why would you need this?

You're already the most powerful magician there is.

Yeah, see, that's the thing.

While you were away, the Legends got into a bit of a scrape.

And in order to set it right, I had to surrender my power.

- You lost your magic?

- All right, all right, don't cry about it, but you can help me.

This Fountain of Imperium, it's my one sh*t at getting my magic back.

The Fountain... right, right, right, Imperium.

Yes, yes, I have heard of it.

It's a total myth.

I'm sorry, there's just nothing out there.

You should give it up.

♪ ♪

I'm telling you these people should be low-down, dirty, probably diseased, sons of a...

- Evening, ma'am.

- How do?

- Hello.

- Good day.

Something big must have happened to turn this place from Deadwood to Disneyland.

It must be our alien, or gentrification.

Either way, we should stop it.

Let's blend in, spread out,

- figure out exactly when things changed.

- Okay.

I'd thank you for another soda, m'lady.

Deal me in.

Is this your way of nabbing the alien?

No, this is my way of nabbing that jerk's gold.

But you're right, it could be the aliens.

So, could you sense what cards it has?

I can barely control my power as is.

I ain't gonna tap into 'em just to help you cheat at cards.

The game's "Go Fish".

You know it?

- What's your wager?

- Oh, ain't no gambling around here.

That just leads to bad blood.

'Sides, it'd be breaking rule number three.

- So, got any jacks?

- _ Maybe we should check out the card tables.

Okay, I'm sorry, I cannot let you make the same mistake again.

You always go for the bad girls.

What we need is to find you a woman who appreciates you for the nice sweet boy you are.

I don't only go after the bad girls, and I don't need a matchmaker.

See?

She looks nice.

Oh, no, bro, bro, bro, this is a saloon, it is her profession to be interested in you.

No, we don't offer that sort of business.

It's one of the rules.

- What has gotten into these people?

[CLEARS THROAT]

You're new in town, ain't you?

Reckon I am.

But that just means I need someone to show me around.

Say, what's with all these here rules.

Oh, Sheriff's get lots of do's and don'ts.

There ain't no rule against playing a girl a tune.

Forgive my forward nature, I'm Irma Rose.

Why if that ain't the sweetest-soundin' name in the whole wide world.

You got a song in mind?

Something to put a smile on my face.

Think you can manage that?

Think you can manage that?

I guess we'll find out.

[SIGHS]

[PLAYING JAUNTY PIANO MUSIC]

♪ ♪ Hey, Barkeep.

Do you notice anything weird around here lately?

Weird?

Not at all.

Now, what can I get you ladies?

Got sarsaparilla, phosphates, milkshakes.

Make it a milkshake.

Extra cherries.

- Yes, ma'am.

- Another one?

Well, guess I'm finally getting my appetite back.

Over here.

I ain't never seen no one down 'em like that.

Bass Reeves.

Reeves was the first black Deputy Marshall west of the Mississippi.

He's a hero, not a wanted man.

The alien's changing history.

Contact Sheriff Levi Stapleton.

Oof, I know that name.

Stapleton was a criminal famous for terrorizing Oklahoma territory.

But how did an outlaw end up a sheriff, and how did the marshal end up an outlaw?

Hey, Barkeep, what can you tell me about Levi Stapleton?

Well, just that he's about the finest lawman around.

[DOOR BANGS OPEN]

[BIRD SCREECHING]

[EPIC WESTERN MUSIC]

♪ ♪

I heard we had some visitors come in.

[PLAYING GUITAR]

♪ Ohh, Stapleton, Stapleton, fills us with awe ♪

♪ Restorin' us order and layin' down law ♪

♪ The sheriff of sheriffs, he's fair and he's firm ♪

♪ Brings peace to our streets and we hail him in turn ♪

I'd say let me be the first to bid you welcome, but I see my fine citizenry's b*at me to it.

It is a fine town y'all have here.

Fact, we was just wondering how you made this place such a haven.

Now don't you worry about that.

You just enjoy yourself.

Oh, barkeep, fill our guests some drink and vittles.

So they can be on their way.

Guess we know who's scared this town straight.

Think he's our alien?

We'll have Spooner get a read.

Speaking of, where are Spooner and Astra?

Spoons.

[WHISTLING]

If you won't let me win your gold, then tell me where you got it.

Sorry, she gets hot under the collar.

No, but we do have a question about what's happening around here.

I don't know what you're aimin' at, but you'd be wise to stop asking and get like a good little girl.

- [RINGING TONE]

- [GRUNTS]

[RUMBLING]

What is that?

A fight goin' outside!

[ALL CLAMORING]

♪ ♪

Astra's getting closer.

Not now, Spooner.

But even if I was gonna see where I got my gold, last one I'd tell's a girl with the looks of you.

Don't try me.

Hell, if I'll let you touch me.

Look out!

[ROARING]

[HIGH-PITCHED TONE]

♪ ♪ Shame to see.

But let that remind y'all of why we keep our tempers in check here.

So how 'bout y'all go back inside and get back to having a good time?

Go on, get.

As for you, I think you've seen just about enough of Fist City.

So y'all don't come back now, ya hear?

♪ ♪

Hey, Gary, do you know any alien species that live underground, look like a worm, and swallow people whole?

Ooh, that sounds like a Haverack.

Haverack translates into "rage eater".

It's drawn to the chemicals we release when we're angry, and then it eats us.

That's why I felt it gaining when that guy got all riled up.

Well, its outer shell is impenetrable, so the only way to stop it is to tame it.

There's this whistle.

That's the thing Stapleton used.

It must have been loaded with the pod.

So we get the sheriff to give it up.

Great.

I was looking for a reason to wipe that smile off his face.

Whoa, whoa, but we need to avoid a fight, especially if the worm's drawn to anger.

So we're gonna sneak it off Stapleton, and I know the perfect way to get close to him.

Square dancing contest.

High noon.

Yeah, there was no way I'm square dancing.

Yeah, we can't have you two triggering the worm again.

Are you benching us?

Do you even have that authority?

I don't know.

It did feel weird.

But he's right.

If this thing is attracted to hot tempers, then you two are definitely staying here while the rest of us... dance.

[SQUARE DANCING MUSIC]

♪ ♪ Everybody, find the whistle.

Whoo!

Everybody elbow twist.

Square up!

Hey, babe, this is our first dance since we've been engaged.

Oh, yeah.

Didn't expect it to have so much fiddle, but I'm into it.

And double go in one more time.

Hi, we might just go grab another milkshake.

- Again?

- Yeah.

- It's okay?

- Yeah, it's just you've already had...

Ava.

I've missed this.

I've missed us.

Yeah.

So this might be a really weird question, but is there any species of alien that loves cherries?

Hmm, could be a Wafter.

You're worried about sharing the ship with an alien?

- Oh, that's not what I said.

- No, don't worry.

I haven't wanted to eat a human in...

years.

Okay, well, thank you, Gary.

Appreciate it.

- [GARY GROANS]

- Grab your partner, right hand through, travel over two-by-two.

Oh!

John.

I've missed this.

I've missed us.

- Have you, Gary?

- Yeah.

Well, you can see why I'm struggling to believe a word you say after you lied to me all those years about being a human being.

Oh, well, come on, those days are over now.

Are they?

So you're telling me the whole truth about the Fountain of Imperium, then?

- Everybody change partners!

- Oh, listen to that!

- I gotta go!

- Come on, now, let's sh**t the star.

I'm almost in position to grab the whistle.

And I'm almost in position to make my move with Irma Rose.

Listen, I believe long distance relationships can work, but the s, that's a bit of stretch.

Two hands up, make lines on the side, I'm going in.

Everybody, two hand balance.

Strange, y'all don't strike me as the square dancing type.

- No?

- I thought I told y'all to get.

But Sheriff, we just love dancing so much.

♪ ♪

Don't think I'm unawares why y'all really here, but that worm is mine.

You're hurting my arm.

Take your hands off her, bastard.

- Oh, is this one yours?

- Rude.

[RUMBLING]

[PEOPLE CLAMORING]

It's comin'.

But go on.

You know you want to get a good hit in.

Hey, Stapleton.

[SPITS]

You just broke rule number six.

Well, I don't give a damn about your rules.

And your reign here is about to end.

I challenge you to a duel.

Winner gets your whistle, loser gets out of town.

You want a fight, you got it.

♪ ♪

You sure about this?

I mean, Sheriff's one thing, but we've seen what that worm can do.

Babe, I'm Sara Lance.

I always keep my cool.

[g*nsh*t]

We passed this spot twice already.

But then I can see your navigation skills

- ain't for much.

- Wait, you're following me?

I knew you wouldn't last a minute out here alone.

The hell are doing hiking in alien-infested territories?

Prospcting.

I'm gonna find that gold.

Okay, well, if it's gold you're after, you should follow the waterfall...

Why don't you just concentrate on using your radar, in case that thing

- decides to att*ck again.

- Well, I ain't your tool.

And you know, I'm pretty sure the ship can make all the gold you want.

It's not about the gold, or not just about the gold.

It's about showing everyone in that town that I get what I want.

Ah, seems like a lot of work just to prove a point.

Yeah, well, figures you'd say that.

But I've had to fight for every bit of power that I have.

Okay, you think I've had it easy?

I think you spend your life creating your own kind of hell.

Hiding and alone, letting aliens mess with your head when you could harness that power.

Yeah, well, I wasn't hiding.

I was keeping my head down.

And you know, I wasn't always alone either.

You know, when I lost my mom, they put me in foster care.

- Your mom?

- Yeah, you know, people tried their best with me.

But some kid who, you know, hears aliens all the time, they couldn't deal.

Well, where I'm from, you have to use whatever power you have to tip the scales in your favor.

You know, you're not in hell anymore.

And you're not in Texas.

So, which way do we go?

♪ ♪

What's up, babe?

You know I've never lost a sh**t.

Yes, I know.

And I would tell you if I didn't feel up for this.

It's like you said, nothing's changed.

And I meant it.

With everything that you've been through...

With everything I've been through, a Wild West sh**t is exactly what I need.

All right.

Let's go win ourselves a standoff, shall we?

[PLAYING GUITAR]

♪ We don't know where she came from ♪

♪ But know that she ain't going back ♪

♪ 'Cause there ain't no one faces Stapleton's g*ns ♪

♪ And walks away lookin' intact ♪

♪ If she sh**t the worm will eat her ♪

♪ If she don't, she'll fall from his lead ♪

♪ You could do what you can to prove you're a man ♪

Can it, cowboy.

♪ Godspeed, Sara Lance ♪

♪ ♪

You done playing with your p*stol yet?

[CHUCKLES]

Mm.

Ten paces.

Then we draw.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

- One, two...

- Would you shut up?

[g*nsh*t]

Sara!

[LAUGHS]

[PANTING]

What the blood hell happened on that planet, eh?

♪ ♪

That... that ain't normal.

You must be some kind of monster.

No, not a monster.

But you're right about the other thing, I'm definitely not normal.

[f*ring g*n]

♪ ♪

The deal is off.

You ain't getting this.

[g*nsh*t]

[RUMBLING]

Why...

won't...

you...

die?

[ROARING]

[WHISTLING]

Oh!

Would you look at that?

Looks like y'all did it.

I guess we did.

You found it.

Not bad, Spooner.

- [RINGING TONE]

- What, is the alien nearby?

Yeah.

And I'm looking at it.

Looks like we both found what we were looking for.

Did gold just come out of that alien's...

But if that's the deposit, then that guy, he's not just protecting the gold.

He's protecting the alien.

Well, y'all figured it out, that there worm made Fist City a boomtown.

But don't come between those folks and their gold.

Deputy Marshall, Bass Reeves.

We'll take it from here, m'lady.

Like hell you will.

Ain't nobody takin' our net of worm.

That thing's a literal goldmine, you know?

[SIGHS]

And the thing about us sh**ting y'all, well, actually, we're happy to do it.

[LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]

- What's that?

- [g*nf*re]

Ahh!

What happened out there?

Okay, so maybe not everything is back to normal.

[SIGHS]

Ain't no hidin'!

Come on out now!

Don't want the worm coming for ya.

'Sides, they ain't going to be cooped up in there too long before they lose it.

Once they do, worm'll get 'em.

So you're bulletproof now?

- Yeah.

- Welcome to the club.

Okay, it's a long story.

I was gonna tell you guys, I just... wanted to have a normal mission first.

And on a normal mission, I'd be out there fighting.

If we fight, we attract the worm, and I cannot see you take another b*llet.

Babe, I don't know what you want me to do.

Look, I'm sorry, but this is who I am now.

All right, so let's focus on getting the whistle so we can squash this worm for good.

Whoa, I have an idea.

How about Behrad just flirts it away from his girlfriend.

Hey, just because she's evil doesn't mean she's not into me, okay?

- You are dumb.

- You know, magic would be really useful about now.

Guess I'm not getting that back anytime soon, Am I, Gary?

[RUMBLING]

Ooh, milkshakes are cents.

Look, we'll come up with a new plan.

The important thing is that we keep our cool.

g*ng, remember, we're romping.

Huh?

[HOWLING]

[TENSE MUSIC]

♪ ♪

All right, we cannot stay in here forever.

Let's brainstorm.

No bad ideas.

I don't need to hear your I-told-you-so's.

Listen, I wish you crazy kids could have worked things out, but I don't know.

Maybe there's a lesson here.

You pick these unattainable girls, you pine away silently for years.

And maybe that's easier than being in a real relationship.

I know you assume everybody needs your lifestyle advice, but I'm actually good.

Fine.

Ignore me like you always do.

Even though...

I don't know.

Maybe as the older sibling, I would have some wisdom to offer.

- It's fine.

- [RUMBLING]

You know what do we need?

We need a singalong.

You guys remember "Sweet Baby James"?

"Thong Song"?

We love the "Thong Song".

Oi, Gary.

Take a seat.

Look, I know that the Fountain's real, mate.

Come on, old soul, give it up.

Okay.

Aliens have known about the Fountain for age.

And once, I even found a lead in your library, but anyone who's gone after it has ended in ruin.

You know, so I only lied to you because it's too dangerous, especially without your magic.

I don't need the likes of you to protect me even without my magic.

Just... just tell me where to find it, Gary.

Okay.

There's a map for the Fountain of Imperium out there, and humans could never really figure out how to read it because they thought it was a map of the heavens.

But aliens, we know it's a map of your planet.

So you're telling me that I could be out there right now searching for this map, but thanks to you, I'm stuck in a bloody saloon?

- [RUMBLING]

- [ROARING]

Oh, no, that can't be good, but the town's that way.

I know a way we can cut him off.

Follow me.

♪ ♪

Hey, speaking of magic, you guys like card tricks?

Ooh, that... that sounds like fun.

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHTER]

No.

Babe, look, I know that was hard for you to watch.

But look at me now, right?

I'm fine.

I know you're still you, but seeing it in action I don't know, made me realize we can't just pretend that everything's normal, you know?

I was talking to Gary and I just...

Why are you talking to Gary about this before you're talking to me?

- I wasn't talking to...

- Guys, have a drink.

God, what is with the cherries?

- I don't know, okay?

- Just stay out of it.

Guys, guys.

First you're mad I'm lying, now you're mad I'm telling the truth?

- [OVERLAPPING ARGUMENTS]

- [RUMBLING]

Annoying!

[OVERLAPPING ARGUMENTS]

Enough!

Can't you just hold it together till we get the job done?

I mean, I don't know what's harder, finding the alien or keeping the peace between you people.

Um, Nate, the worm, remember?

Just do you want to simmer it down.

[RUMBLING]

You know what?

I won't simmer it down.

I've been having a lot of big feelings too, lately.

Now's the exact right time to share them.

When Mick left the ship, it wasn't easy being the O-est G.

But did any of you check in on my existential crisis?

No.

Because Nate's so chill, isn't he?

Dude, you're right, we should talk.

But maybe not while the worm's coming.

I used to have Zari to talk to, right?

And while all of you are hooking up getting engaged, I guess she's just stuck in a totem forever.

No offense, I think you're great.

It's not really an either-or-thing.

And don't get me started about life on the ship.

Six roommates and I'm the only one that replaces the cartridges and the fabricators.

I didn't know they took cartridges.

Well, they do, genius.

They do!

And I know one of you changes the thermostat every night, so don't blame it on Gideon.

Well, since none of you can hold it together, I guess I'll draw the worm to me so you don't get eaten alive because I'm so chill.

So come and get me, you alien slug.

I got your romp right here.

That white boy's a goner.

Spooner, you have to do something.

You don't know what it feels like when they get in my head.

So get into theirs.

Let them feel what you're feeling.

Don't do it for me, or for Nate.

Do it for you.

And another thing, I asked for a chair in the Hall of Justice, big surprise, no response.

[ROARING]

And this is where my plan stops.

- [ROARS]

- Stop!

That's right, it's my power now.

It's Reeves!

[g*nshots]

- Dig?

- Yes, ma'am.

I definitely do dig.

Bass Reeves.

Glad to see you could join the fight.

[ROARING]

I can't...

I can't hold it much longer.

[ROARING]

I got you.

Tua cutis fiat ignis.

[ROARING]

Ha.

- Oh.

- We did it.

No.

I feel so much better.

Me too.

- Huh?

- [CHEERING]

- Gary.

- Whoo!.

Now that is better.

This whole place looks better.

How are you even able to keep your head down here?

Worm would have gotten me in a minute if I was stuck with these people.

Well, I was plenty angry.

But I decided that these folks want to underestimate me well, I'll just use it against 'em.

That's how I've put most of these bastards away.

You made it your power.

You see?

This one gets it.

[PLAYING GUITAR]

You're probably wondering what happened to that band of outsiders.

Well, from what I heard tell...

♪ They cleaned up the town ♪

♪ Got it back to itself ♪

♪ There was beer at the bar and poker hands dealt ♪

♪ They got on their ship bein' sure that no one seen 'em ♪

♪ And the only fights left ♪

♪ Were the ones between 'em ♪

You here to shallow me with pity, Gary Green?

No.

I, uh...

I know how you can get a map to the Fountain.

♪ ♪

Shouldn't be much trouble, actually, 'cause the man who found it lives in your attic.

Aleister Crowley.

If anyone can find that Fountain and live to tell of it, it's you.

So I'll be seeing you, John Constantine.

♪ Well, the magic man's heading off for the unknown ♪

♪ Bid his lady goodbye then he set off alone ♪

♪ She told him she trusted that he'd dodge any doom ♪

♪ Now what of the captains, well let's cut to their room ♪

- [SIGHS]

- Hey.

Hey, babe.

- Made you something.

- Thank you.

I think my normal appetite is finally starting to come back.

- Good.

- But this does look good.

- Well, dig in.

- Mmm!

You know what, I think I've been trying way too hard to pretend that things around here could be normal.

- Babe, we both were.

- Right?

Ugh.

I wanted so badly for everything to just feel like it was before.

But after everything we've been through, there's no going back.

But does that have to be a bad thing?

Maybe we can be something new, something better.

I mean, let's be honest, we were never normal to begin with.

- So why start now?

- [GASPS]

- What?

- Was that...

I have no idea what you're talking about.

- Passion Dragon Ash.

- Yes.

♪ ♪ I saw John on his way out.

You doing okay?

Yeah.

Trying.

Well, I'm here if you need me, but I know you'll be fine.

You're the wise one, after all.

Okay, look, I know I can be a bit overbearing at times, but I just want you to be happy.

Hey, I actually know who could use both our help.

Can I borrow your totem?

- Yo, yo.

- Hey, man.

Want a donut?

Thanks, dude.

But I actually came to give you something.

No, no, no, no, I cannot be a totem master.

Maybe with some training, but there's...

No, no, no, it's so you can visit her, so you can see Zari.

That's possible?

I'm sure it's been tough and I should've noticed, but now you can take a totem trip to her and do what you do together.

Just let me know when you're done.

♪ ♪ ♪ Now the Guy of Steel's off to see his girl ♪

♪ Sure it's weird, but then so is the world ♪

♪ So I leave you now with this takeaway ♪

♪ That there might not be a normal but that might be okay ♪

[SIGHS]

I told you guys, we can't keep the cowboy narrator.

Sorry!

Sorry.

Hey, man, we'll drop you off.

Happy trails, Legends.

♪ ♪