(K.C. screaming)
Mom!
Dad!
Ernie, get down here!
(Muffled speech)
Uh, mouthguard.
What is going on?
We are completely late for school.
Mom and Dad forgot to
wake us up this morning.
And clean up last night's dinner?
I don't know where they are.
Ew.
That tofu turkey smells to-funky.
We should throw it out.
Uh, if we threw things out
based on the way they smell,
you would've been gone a long time ago.
So where the heck are Mom and Dad?
Wait a minute.
Last night when I was texting Marisa and
you were searching for chest hairs...
mom said something about leaving
on an extremely dangerous mission.
Mom and Dad are off the grid?
Mom and Dad are off the grid!
All right.
Ernie, Ernie, stop it!
Okay? Do not worry.
I'm just gonna call headquarters.
Hey, K.C., what's up?
Hey, Wally, um, our mom and
dad haven't come home yet
and we're starting to get a little worried.
A little worried?
I'm having a stage fright,
pee in my pants, freak out!
Guys, relax.
Some assignments take a little longer.
It's certainly nothing to pee about.
Okay, for the record, that's Ernie,
I am completely potty trained.
Okay.
Can't you just give us some
details about their mission?
Maybe we can help them.
No can do.
Unfortunately, you don't have clearance.
Look, we're monitoring the situation.
I promise, there's absolutely, positively
no reason for you to panic.
Take care now.
The Coopers are off the grid!
The Coopers are off the grid!
This is bad, people!
Code red!
Code red!
Hey, why is this little
green light still on?
Oops. (Beeps)
Okay, now you can pee.
Too late.
♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪
♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪
♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep their heads so cool ♪
♪ I always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪
♪ But don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪
♪ I'm not perfect, so many things I ♪
♪ Want to tell you, but I ♪
♪ I keep it undercover ♪
♪ Living my life on red alert ♪
♪ Doing my thing, gonna make it work ♪
♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪
♪ But I always got your back ♪
♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪
♪ I got to find out who I am ♪
♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪
♪ It's all part of the plan ♪
♪ I keep it undercover ♪
♪ I keep it undercover ♪
This doesn't make sense.
Mom always wears her bracelet on
missions and she's not answering.
Where are Mom and Dad?
Where are Mom and Dad?
Okay, Ernie, stop it. Okay?
Solution to all of our
problems is in this freezer
and before you ask,
no, it is not ice cream.
There is a hidden message
inside this box of spinach.
Mom said in the event of emergency,
all we have to do is play it
and it will tell us exactly what to do.
Why'd they stick it in spinach?
Because they wanted to put it in a food
that had no chance of being eaten.
K.C., if you're seeing this message,
it means that something has gone wrong.
And it's most likely your father's fault.
My fault?
Why can't it be your fault?
Stay on task, honey.
This is no time for placing blame.
(Mouths) His fault.
A burner phone is hidden in
the frozen Brussels sprouts.
Use it to text the following
message to the pre-dialed number.
Goose and gander.
There's trouble in the nest.
We're counting on you, K.C.
Counting on you?
Pssh. What about me?
I'm just as tough and brave as you are.
Ow! sh*t!
Man down! Man down!
Oh, man up.
Well, I got to admit, I'm
a little disappointed in
how this mission has turned out so far.
(Grunting)
Relax, baby, relax.
Goose and gander will get us out of this.
I still can't believe we
went with goose and gander.
What's wrong with goose and gander?
Nothing, it just seems like more
of a job for franks and beans.
You didn't hear?
Beans split with franks and
partnered with rice years ago.
So now franks and beans is beans and rice?
Mm-hmm.
Man, all this spy talk is making me hungry.
(Grunts)
Craig, what if this is it?
I mean... what if we never
see the kids again?
Hey, don't do that.
Spies cannot cry.
You hear me? Spies cannot cry!
Although we can whimper every now and then.
I know.
This is crazy.
We texted goose and gander
hours ago, where are they?
Maybe they flew south for the winter?
Sorry, I make bad jokes when I'm nervous.
So you're always nervous?
(Knocking on door)
Oh, my gosh, I am so glad that you're...
Marisa.
Oh, me too.
I love being me.
Although it is a lot of work sometimes.
Uh, Marisa, what are you doing here?
Well, so far not feeling welcome.
I'm sorry.
It's just that my parents went out last
night and they haven't come home yet.
Way to rage!
Coopers, your parents still got it!
No, I don't know where they went
or when they're coming back.
Don't stress, I know exactly what to do.
Throw a party. Oh.
Marisa, my parents are missing.
Yes. Missing a party.
The only party we're throwing
is a going away party.
Oh, for who...
Take a guess.
Well, you always did have a
knack for making girls go away.
(Knocking on door)
(Sighs)
What do you want now?
I want to know who in the cheese
Danish you think you're talking to.
Grandma Gayle, Pops, what
are you guys doing here?
Standing at the doorway catching a sniffle
while you ask a lot of fool
questions, that's what we're doing.
Sorry.
Oh, it's so good to see you guys!
But if you're sick, you
should really just go home.
Love you.
See you guys at Easter. No.
Why are you being cagey?
Why are you being cagey?
Why are you asking so many questions?
Why are you asking us why we're
asking you so many questions?
Othello, it's pretty
clear what's going on here.
Both: You're spies!
And your parents are spies.
Wait.
How would you guys know that unless...
You guessed it, stringbean.
The goose and gander
have come home to roost.
Grandma and Pops...
are spies too.
No way!
Yes... way.
Okay, uh, I know that is the new
and is the new
but, um, aren't you guys like... ?
Don't you think that maybe you're just,
well, a little too old to be spies?
We're retired.
But we're coming out of retirement
to help you find your parents.
That's right!
We're back, baby.
(Bones snapping)
Oh, my back, baby. Oh.
If they called it a code red, it means
your parents have been compromised.
And the organization will have
no choice but to disavow them.
Disavow?
It means they're cut off, on their
own, and it's up to us to save them.
Oh, don't worry, sweet potato.
We will not rest till we find them.
Absolutely no rest!
Now if you'll excuse
me, I got to take a nap.
Pops, this is not a time for a nap.
My parents have been off
the grid for over hours.
What is this about, a soft squid for $ ?
That's a terrible deal!
I don't know what's worse,
the fact that he can't hear
or the fact that he knows
the going rate of squid?
I can't believe the organization
won't give us any intel.
(Sighs)
I got to work around for that.
We sneak into HQ late tonight, like : .
I know one of the telephone operators.
They'll tell us where your parents are.
Um, Pops, I'm pretty sure they haven't had
telephone operators there
since like the s.
Oh, you're right.
I don't know what I was thinking.
We'll ask the elevator operator.
To do what?
Get in the time machine
and meet us at headquarters?
How about we just have Ernie hack
into the HQ's logistic network
and find out Mom and Dad's
last known location via GPS?
Well, sure, if you want to
be all lazy bones about it.
K.C., listen.
In my day, we relied less
on whiz-bang gizmos and more
on good old fashioned brainpower.
What was I talking about?
Ernie getting on his
whiz-bang gizmo computer.
That's a good idea.
Ernie...
You see, I love Grandma
and Pops like crazy but...
man, they're just so old.
I mean, what was their last mission?
Colonizing the dang Americas?
So they're old, that doesn't mean
they're gonna hurt the mission.
Oh.
Pops!
What did you do to my disk drive?
Disk drive?
I thought it was a cup holder.
Sweetheart, if this is it,
I want to confess something.
I was the one who forgot to pack that
grappling hook that time in Sierra Leone.
Sierra Leone!
Why didn't I do this sooner?
Oh, wait, I admit one stupid mistake
and you take your wedding ring off?
So that's it?
We're through marriage, kaput?
Oh, kaput a sock in it.
(Laughs)
I forgot about that ring.
The last time you used it was...
Sierra Leone. Sierra Leone.
Exactly.
Ow.
This thing is k*lling my fingers.
Well, then let me help you.
Trying to escape, huh?
Am I that bad a host?
You know, I could run out,
pick us up some scones.
Don't bother, it's a privilege
to be caged up by Regina Honey.
I was beginning to think you'd
forgotten us, Miss Honey.
I don't forget about my favorite guests.
Never!
Cut the bunk, Honey.
Don't use that tone with me, Craig.
I'm just telling her that,
honey, not you, honey.
All right, sorry, honey.
Oh, no problem.
Oh, right, duh.
Sorry about the cages
but that's what you get
when you try to steal my new invention.
We had no choice.
Your new laser technology could change
the balance of power
in the world overnight!
I know!
I'm counting on it.
Is that them? No.
Is that them? No.
Is that them? No.
Is that them? Yes.
Really? No!
Would you let me do my job and find them?
(Knocking on door)
Hey, did your parents show up yet?
Oh, Grandma Gayle, it's
so good to see you again.
Hello, Marisa.
I don't like that girl.
She's a bad influence.
You know, I'm not the one
with the hearing aid, right?
Marisa, now is not really a good time.
Why? None of your beeswax snoopy.
This welcome mat is very misleading!
Hmm, got it.
I finally trianglulated mom and
dad's last known location.
The hilltop estate of Regina Honey.
Regina Honey?
Don't tell me she is up
to her shenanigans again?
Hey, what are you guys
just standing around for?
We've got a rescue mission. Yes.
Yes, that is the attitude, Pops.
All right, guys, let's go.
Right behind you!
Soon as I tinkle.
Here.
Put these on.
Why should we?
Because tonight you're
gonna be the guests of honor
at an auction benefiting
my favorite charity.
Let me guess.
You?
Yes.
(Snaps fingers)
I'm auctioning off my newest invention.
A select group of infamous
criminals will be bidding.
(Snaps fingers)
(Power surging)
Impressive, huh?
Imagine what it could do to a human being.
Or Alaska!
So why do we have to be there?
Oh, didn't I mention?
Tonight you two will be
playing the part of the orange.
It's a very juicy role!
(Snickering)
Yes, I've located them.
They're in the basement.
Once we get over the outer wall,
it's a straight sh*t to Mom and Dad.
Okay, so I'll lead the rescue team...
(Clears throat)
As I was saying, I will
lead the rescue team...
(Clears throat)
Can someone please get Grandma a lozenge?
I'm calling the sh*ts, pudding pop.
I'll lead the rescue team.
Ernie's with me, you and Pops
go undercover as criminals,
attend the auction and
recover the laser doohickey.
Uh, wh...
what's my cover?
You'll be going as Greta Norwood,
mercenary and all around Texas bad girl.
She's already on Honey's RSVP list.
Oh, wait, so I'm going as
someone who's already going.
Do you see the problem with that, Grandma?
I got your cover covered, hot wings!
This is not my first rodeo.
But it just might be yours.
Say hello to Greta Norwood.
Ride 'em, cowgirl.
Yes, we are finally back on track.
Yippee kai-yay!
What's your cover, Pops?
Well, I'm going with an oldie but a goodie.
No, no, no... no.
The cover identity that worked
for me on over missions.
Don't say it, baby, please,
please, please, don't say it!
El Dorado.
Othello, I'm begging you, no El Dorado!
Yes, Gayle!
El
Do-ra-do!
Oh!
El Dorado rides again!
What does El Dorado mean, Pops?
Well, it's Spanish for...
the dorado?
Yo!
What's up, haters?
Such an impressive group tonight.
It's a real who's who of who's wanted.
May the worst man win!
Do women not get a
chance to bid around here?
'Cause if not, I'm gonna be
madder than a sack of cats.
Greta Norwood I presume?
Happy you and your checkbook could make it.
Oh, yes, ma'am.
I'm as happy to be here as
a hungry tick on a fat dog.
I'm sorry.
Exactly who are you?
I, madam, am El Dorado!
El Dorado?
Um... I didn't invite you.
(Snaps fingers)
In fact, I've never heard of you.
Y-You've never heard of El Dorado?
Well, ma'am, have you
been hiding under a rock?
Well, not since .
Well, I've heard of El
Dorado aka El Do-rich-o.
The man's got so much money, he could
wipe his caboose with $ bills.
Ew!
Oh, get your mind out of the toilet, ma'am.
He's got his own train.
So you can vouch for him?
Oh, yeah, he's legit.
Or my name isn't Greta Norwood.
Well, then.
Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Dorado!
Oh, please.
Call me El.
(Gasping)
Grandma... maybe you should take a break.
Catch your breath.
Hey, I didn't get this new hip for nothing.
Try to keep up, Peter Pocket.
According to my tracker, Mom and Dad
are behind this steel reinforced door.
Fortunately, I brought
my sonic lock picker.
Unfortunately, I left it in the van.
Move aside, fish stick.
Grandma, you still got it.
Honey, I ain't never lost it.
Mom, Dad!
They're gone.
Come on.
All righty!
We're going to start the auction.
Now before I open the bidding,
I'm going to give a
couple of you the chance to
fire my w*apon at a live target.
(Snaps fingers)
Well... live for a few
more minutes anyway.
Is that who I think it is?
You bet your El Dorado it is.
Senora!
El Dorado would like to be the
first to try your deadly w*apon.
Don't think so, El Dorado!
I prefer to go by rank.
General.
(Groans)
No. No.
Mom! Dad! Are you okay? I was so worried.
I love you too, son,
but little less chitchat
and little more untying please, thank you.
Mom, look out!
Grandma, what kind of
hip did they give you?
The bionic kind, baby.
(Grunts)
Oh, really?
Come on.
Come on. (Groans)
You almost made me drop my purse.
All right.
Great work.
Let's get that laser and get out of here.
I don't think so.
So glad your whole family showed up.
Now I got a few more
test dummies for my laser!
Hey!
Nobody takes out my family.
Okay, be careful, Pops.
Don't worry about me, I got gas.
Well, thank you for the overshare
but I'm pretty sure your
gas isn't gonna stop her.
Think again!
Oh.
All right.
Way to go, Pops.
Talk about silent but deadly.
Yeah.
I've never been happier to see you guys.
Let's go.
Not so fast!
Did you really think
I'd invite a roomful of
ruthless maniacs to my house
and not have a gas mask handy?
Uh, well, we were kind of hoping.
Eeny meeny miny...
I'm gonna blast you first, cowgirl.
Oh, no! You're not!
(Screaming)
(Cheering)
Grandma, you just saved me.
How did you know to bring a
high impact laser deflector?
I didn't.
It's just a cheap compact I got
at Klettner's department store.
It came free with the pantyhose.
Not bad for a couple of old farts, huh?
Hey, wait, is that what was in that cane?
Oh.
(Laughter)
You know, I got to admit knitting
is actually kind of cool.
I'm surprised you took an interest, baby.
Yeah, I guess I just have
a newfound appreciation
for doing things old school.
All right.
I am done with this sweater.
Where's the neck hole?
All right, I am done with this pillow case.
(Laughing)
You know, you can't knit worth a lick,
but you are a great undercover spy.
Thanks.
I got it from my grandma.
Yes, you did.
So, uh, did you learn how
to knit from your grandma?
Heck to the no.
I just learned from the app on my phone.
Get with the times, chimichanga.
GIRL: Rob, your name's on TV!