Previously on KC Undercover...
We are going to be
disappearing for a while.
The Organization is sending us to
a safe house in Rio de Janeiro.
(All shouting) Hey! Hey! Hey hey hey hey!
The whole point of us hiding
from Zane is to stay safe.
So can we please not k*ll each other?
You have the green light to engage.
Operation Good-bye Coopers... is a go.
The reason why we're in this stupid
jungle, the reason why we're on the run,
the reason why Zane is even free and
knows where we are is because of me.
I'm the one who did all
this, so I have to fix it.
Hey, excuse me, pilot.
Where are we going to next?
Is there a new safe house?
PILOT: No! You're not
going to a safe house.
In fact, you're not safe...
at all.
Good luck, Coopers!
(Laughs)You're gonna need it.
Go get the parachutes! There are none!
What kind of helicopter
doesn't have parachutes?
The kind that's rigged to k*ll us!
Before we crash, I just
want everybody to know...
We know, we know. We love you, too.
No. I was gonna say that I'm made of
titanium, so I'm actually gonna make it.
But nice knowing you guys.
We're all gonna make it, all right?
Everybody hold on and prepare
for a controlled water landing.
Are you sure you don't mean "controlled
fiery crash into the ocean"?
Just buckle up and hold on.
Heads down, stay down, brace, brace, brace!
What? I saw it in a movie
once and everybody lives.
All: Heads down, stay
down, brace, brace, brace!
Whoo! (Loud crash)
All right, we made it.
That's right. We're no longer crashing.
We're sinking! (Marisa screams)
Quick! Everybody! Start drinking water!
Well, come up with a plan
that makes more sense!
So, basically, any other plan.
♪ Oh, when danger comes for you ♪
♪ You know I'll stand beside you ♪
♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool ♪
♪ I always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪
♪ But don't tell nobody, tell nobody ♪
♪ I'm not perfect, so many things I ♪
♪ Want to tell you, but I ♪
♪ I keep it undercover ♪
♪ Living my life on red alert ♪
♪ Doing my thing, gonna make it work ♪
♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪
♪ But I always got your back ♪
♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪
♪ I got to find out who I am ♪
♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪
♪ It's all part of the plan ♪
♪ I keep it undercover ♪
♪ I keep it undercover ♪
(Screaming)
Help! Open the door!
Help! Somebody!
Voice OVER P.A.: Remain calm.
Help is on the way.
Well, good thing for you guys our
ship came along just when it did.
Your parents are resting.
Considering what you've been
through, you're all very lucky.
Lucky? We have lost a member of our family.
It is dead, and you are doing
absolutely nothing to resuscitate it.
Save my baby!
She's acting erratic.
I think she may be in shock.
No, that's just Marisa.
Captain, I think we have problem.
Oh, I'm fine. Don't worry about me.
What's the issue? She has no pulse.
What exactly do you mean?
That much like my ex-girlfriend,
she has no heart.
Uh, that's ridiculous.
Come on, guys, of
course she has a pulse...
and all of the other things
that normal human beings have.
Her blood pressure is zero over zero.
What?!
(Laughing loudly)
That is hysterical.
Your blood pressure machine must be broken.
Yeah. Speaking of broken, shouldn't you
guys be trying to fix Marisa's phone?
Listen, I need a plastic bag
and CCs of rice, stat!
Did you try drawing any blood?
Well, I tried, but it's
like she's made of metal.
You know what?
It's been a crazy day.
Helicopter crashes,
non-functioning medical equipment...
Yeah, I think what I need is a little
rest, and tomorrow morning I'll give you
all the blood pressure
and heartbeats you want.
Yup.
Uh, hold on there, young lady.
That doesn't look good.
Oh, great. Her skin can bend needles,
but the second you touch her arm,
it completely falls off.
(Computer chimes)
Carl!
Carl! I'm getting a hologram alert.
(Chimes) Pick it up, Carl!
(Sighs)
That guy is never at his
desk when he's supposed to be.
He's probably chatting it up
with Kathy in Accounts Payable.
She's got a boyfriend, Carl!
And get me some darn coffee!
Agent Beverly here.
It's Johnson. I'm on my way back from
Brazil, and I have some terrible news.
If it's about your rash,
I don't want to hear it.
No.
The Cooper's helicopter went
down over the Atlantic.
I have confirmation...
there were no survivors.
Not now, Carl!
(Sighs deeply)
Thank you for your cooperation.
I just have one more question.
How do you explain... this?
I've never seen that before in my life.
What life? You have no blood.
Or pulse. You're all wires and attitude!
Okay, guys, we gotta tell him the truth.
Craig, no. Honey, we don't have a choice.
Look, the following information
is completely classified.
I'm Craig Cooper, senior
agent with The Organization.
All rightie.
The what?
The Organization.
It's a secret government spy agency.
We're all agents, and
Judy is our robot daughter.
And Marisa is my best
friend who lives next door.
I realize that doesn't help
the believability of the story,
but you know what, it's true.
Right. I've never even
heard of "The Organization."
Well, I mean, in all fairness,
it wouldn't really be a
secret government spy agency
if everyone knew about it.
Do I look like a fool to you?
All: Well...
I know what's going on here.
You're all from the future,
and she's your terminator
robot here to change the past!
Really? That's what you came up with?
Marisa: Exactly.
If they could change the past, would
I really have such lousy grades?
All: Hmm...
I'm takin' you straight to D.C.
The big brass is gonna have some
questions about you, your fake agency,
and your little robot friend.
Well, that manicure was
total waste of money.
A helicopter attempted a water landing
just off the coast of Rio this evening.
Sadly, there were no survivors.
Can't watch that enough!
Sadly, there were no survivors.
Sadly, there were no survivors.
Sadly, there were no survivors.
I think I have my new ring tone!
(Laughs)
The Organization can't
clear us with the captain
because the captain doesn't
know The Organization exists,
and you can't be cleared by
something you don't know exists.
Yeah. They're gonna tear
Judy into a million pieces
until they realize she's
not Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I'm so mad, if I had two
arms I'd strangle somebody.
We gotta get of this boat and back to D.C.
There's gotta be some way
we can get out of here.
I have an idea. Ernie, pull my finger.
Now is not the time for sophomoric humor.
Just pull it!
KC: Okay, so, now you're down
to four fingers and one arm.
How is that helpful? It's a skeleton key.
Huh. Well, that is helpful.
Perfect.
All right.
All right, everybody, we made it
out of the crash, everybody...
Okay, where is everybody?
Oh, no!
There's a memorial service for us!
I guess we didn't make it after all.
We're the walking dead!
He's lucky they tore off my slapping hand.
Okay, it's time to tell Beverly
and let everyone know we're okay.
Uh, actually, Mom, out in the
jungle I saw Ernie use a leaf
for toiler paper, so I won't be
okay for a very long, long time.
BEVERLY: For twenty years Craig and Kira
gave their all to The Organization.
Their accomplishments are unparalleled.
All right, let's stop Beverly before she
ugly-cries her mascara all over the place.
Hold on. Can't we listen
a little bit longer?
Beverly Hasn't said anything
nice about me since...
I don't think she's ever
said anything nice about me.
Well, we have been through a lot.
I mean, it wouldn't hurt to hear
our friends say a few nice words.
Seriously? You guys need
an ego boost that bad
that you're willing to let
people think that you're dead?
That's a little sad.
BEVERLY: Losing a family
of agents is tough,
especially when one of them was KC Cooper.
She had more promise than any
young agent I've ever met.
On the other hand, who is it
gonna hurt? Not me. I'm in.
Of course, if KC wasn't instrumental
in Zane's original escape from prison,
none of this would have ever happened.
Okay, you know what, enough is enough.
KC, please! I'm enjoying this.
And no one worked harder than young Ernie.
Of course, he had to... he
was born with so few skills.
Well, suddenly this is worth listening to.
And lets' not forget about young Judy.
Wait for it.
Five million bucks down the toilet.
On an unrelated note,
there will no longer be complimentary
bagels served in the morning.
(All protest)
(Clamoring continues)
May the Coopers...
all rest in peace.
And now we will hear from Kira's parents,
retired agents Othello and Gayle King.
(Gayle clears throat, sniffles)
Zane took my Kira and her babies.
Beautiful KC, smart, quirky little
Ernie, and poor little Judy.
(Sobs) Oh...
And Craig! What about Craig?
And don forget that chucklehead Craig!
Who I'm sure played a big part
of this all going horribly wrong.
Well, you were mentioned, honey.
Ya happy now?
Not so much.
A few hours ago, Zane claimed responsibility
for that helicopter going down,
and declared it a victory
for The Other Side.
They won't get away with this!
No, they won't.
I want everyone on high alert.
We cannot repeat this tragedy.
(Sobbing)
Okay, you know, this has gone too far.
I'm telling my parents we're alive.
No, no, Mom! We can't! KC!
Did you hear what Beverly just said?
Zane thinks he k*lled us, okay?
Our best sh*t at capturing him is
if he still thinks we're dead.
GAYLE (Singing): ♪ Amazing grace ♪
♪ How sweet the sound ♪
♪ That saved ♪
♪ A wretch ♪
♪ Like me ♪
♪ I once was lost ♪
Mm-hmm, lost.
♪ But now ♪
♪ I'm found ♪
♪ I was blind ♪
♪ But now ♪
♪ I see ♪
Mm-hmm. (Sobbing)
(Sniffling)
You all right, bro?
It's okay. Remember, we're all right.
(Crying) It's not that.
I'm gonna miss the morning bagels.
(Sobbing) Oh, now... now
stay strong, Gayle, now.
That's what they would have wanted.
But look at those beautiful, smiling faces.
Better times.
Othello. Yeah?
You remember if I took my
medication this morning?
Mom, it's us! We're alive!
We're okay!
Oh! Thanks goodness!
You almost scared me to...
Ohh!
Ohhh!
Are you okay?
Othello. Kira: Pops?
Gotcha!
Now you know how it feels
when someone you love
tricks you into thinking they're gone.
Not so nice, is it?
That's messed up, Pops.
I'm so happy my babies are alive
and back home where they belong.
Mwah! Now, who wants to
head down to The Organization
and tell 'em the good news?
Uh, G-Grandma.
Grandma, we...
we can't tell anyone that we're alive.
Why? Has all this been
some hare-brained plan
Craig hatched to get out
of his cell phone contract?
All right, honey. Honey. Okay.
No. We're staying dead so
that we can take down Zane.
The less people that know, the better.
We can't risk anybody finding out.
Our first step is to
lure Zane out in the open.
Any ideas?
I know. We'll film a commercial
advertising one of those
million dollar sweepstake prizes.
We'll pump it to Zane's cable
system a hundred times a day
until he can't help but enter the contest.
Once he subscribes to the three
magazines and sends in his entry form,
he'll move to the semi-final rounds.
Eventually we'll declare him the winner,
and when he comes to collect his prize
we'll jump in and grab
him and put him in prison.
Just one problem.
We're gonna need one of
those giant novelty checks.
Yeah... that's the one
problem with that plan.
You know, I have an idea to draw him out.
We'll get Judy to disguise
her voice as Brett's,
call Zane, and then set up a meeting.
Except we don't have Zane's number.
Well, we would if we went
with the sweepstakes plan
and have him put his
number on the entry form.
KC: You know what?
I spoke too soon, bro. That's a great idea.
How about you go upstairs and get
started on that big novelty check thing?
Will do! All right, man.
Get started.
Where were we?
(Phone beeping)
Yes?
Dad, it's Brett.
Brett?
I'm ready to come back home.
I want to work with you, father and
son, conquering the world together.
Nothing would please me more, Brett.
BretT's Voice: Great.
How does the parking lot at
the Falls Church Mall sound?
I'll meet you there in an hour.
ZANE: Why don't we just
meet at the place where
we would have your birthday party
every year when you were a kid?
Judy/BretT: Nice.
Love that place.
Big fan, big fan.
Although...
I hear that there's a new pizza place
in Georgetown that's really good.
Why don't we meet there? My treat.
No, I think the birthday place is safest.
Great. And what corner is that on again?
The same corner it's always been on.
Okay. Meet you there in an hour.
Lookin' forward to it.
(Disconnects)
All right, you need to
call Brett and find out
where he had his birthday parties.
Okay. The plan is officially in motion.
Oh, man.
Now I have to void this one.
Clear.
Clear. Clear.
All right. I tapped into
the closed circuit feed.
I've got eyes on the parking lot and
I'll let you know when Zane arrives.
Hey, where's Pops?
Othello, what are you
doing with that hot dog?
I'm hungry.
You know I can't fight on an empty stomach.
Honey, your stomach Hasn't
been empty for years.
That's because I'm still trying to digest
that tuna casserole you made in .
It's like I swallowed a
fish-flavored bowling ball.
Craig: Guy, guys.
Focus. Zane could be here any minute.
Okay, Zane is coming alone,
but he's expecting Brett.
So we have the element of surprise.
And knowing him, he will be armed, so
I'll jump him and take his w*apon.
Yes. Your mother and I will subdue him.
Pops, Gayle, you back us
up if there's any problems.
Okay. Any questions?
Yeah.
When are we gonna go over the plan?
KC: Pops. Hmm?
Turn your hearing aid up.
Oh. Oh. Sorry.
I'm used to turning it down
when Craig starts talking.
You better turn it back down, because I
got a few choice words for you, old man.
(Arguing) Wow.
I didn't know Dad knew that word.
I did. Guess you've never seen
him overcook a toasty strudel.
I can't believe it.
We finally have a mission
at a fun place for kids
and then shove the only
two kids in the van.
They really must not trust us in there.
Us? I'm in here because
I only have one arm.
What's your excuse?
I have Zane.
Repeat: Zane has arrived and he is alone.
Time to bake the biscuits.
Get to your positions now.
Brett?
Son?
Where are you?
w*apon secured.
You're goin' down, Zane.
Am I?
Or are you?
POPS: Whoa, hey! Craig: Easy! Easy!
Easy! Whoa.
Guys! There's eight enemy
agents in there with laser g*ns!
Yeah, that's for the update, Ernie.
What are we supposed to do
now? ZANE: Here's an idea.
Drop your weapons and give up.
Yeah, I'm definitely not doing that.
Listen, I let you go once before,
there's absolutely nothing you could say
or do to make me put my w*apon down.
(Whistles)
Marisa, are you okay?
KC, I'm fine, but I'm scared.
Just do something, please. Listen, you
touch my friend and I swear I'll...
You'll what?
Try to trick me again?
(Chuckles)
Give me some credit, KC.
I'm a professional spy.
When Brett agreed to meet me
here, I knew something was up.
Now, drop your weapons, and I'll
release your big-mouth buddy.
Okay, fine.
Marisa, run!
Oh, no.
Guys, you've got company.
Company?
(Kids screaming with delight)
I got you! Now you sh**t!
Okay, well, you asked for it.
(Kids shriek)
Whoa!
Switch laser g*ns with me!
I don't think that's a good idea, junior.
I wish there was something we could do!
There is. Patch me into the speaker system.
(Computer beeps)
We're in.
Attention, kids!
There's an all-you-can-eat
candy bar in the lobby!
Judy (Over P.A.): And did
I mention it's freeeee?
(Kids shrieking)
(Zane whimpering)
Go ahead, KC.
Let's get this over with.
Hmph. After everything
you put my family through,
I cannot wait to eliminate
you once and for all.
No, KC, don't do it.
I'm not going to.
(Chuckles) I should have known you
didn't have the guts, little girl.
You and your pathetic little family.
Hey, no, you didn't let
this little girl finish.
You know, I'm not taking you out,
because that would just
be doing you a favor.
I'd rather you rot in a tiny cell for
the rest of your miserable little life.
Pathetic. Huh.
You did the right thing, KC.
Yeah, well, I'm about
to do the wrong thing.
(Zane groaning)
(Sighs of relief)
Guys, it's over. Yeah.
We're finally safe and we do not have
to worry about The Other Side anymore.
Ahh. Yes.
Man: The Organization, The Other Side.
The Other Side, The Organization.
Round and round, a chaotic circle.
Well, now it's time for... The Alternate.