02x06 - Fight!

[bunniefuu]

Joey:
What a move!

Whoa, this guy's amazing!

Watch this.

Incredible!

Hey!

You big dumb jerk!

You say something, jeremiah?

Um... No, dwayne,
I didn't say anything.

You know what?

You talk too much.

Big dumb jerk.

♪ wake up in the morning,
feeling shy and lonely ♪

♪ gee, I got to go to school ♪

♪ I don't think I can make it,
don't think I can take it ♪

♪ I'm wondering
what I'm going to do ♪

♪ but when I look
around, I see ♪

♪ that someone is
smiling right at me ♪

♪ wait! ♪

♪ that someone's talking to me ♪

♪ hey! I've got a new friend. ♪

♪ everybody can succeed ♪

♪ all you need is to believe ♪

♪ be honest with yourself ♪

♪ forget your fears and doubts ♪

♪ come on, give us a try ♪

♪ at degrassi junior high. ♪

This is mr. Lawrence speaking.

Members of the stamp club
are advised

That Thursday's meeting
has been canceled.

Triangle stamp day
will be Thursday.

Thanks!

Want a cheesie?

Thanks.

My name's scott.

My friends
call me scooter.

I'm dwayne.

Yeah, I know.

Hey, arthur,
come on.

What?

Ha!

Ya!

What are you doing?

I'm in total control.

Watch.

You guys, listen,
here's the plan.

Simon's bound to help me
when I "sprain" my ankle!

He can't resist
a damsel in distress.

Isn't it time you
gave up on simon?

He is going
with alexa.

He is not.

There's other
fish in the sea.

But I want simon!

I'm going to get him!

You're trying
too hard.

There's no such thing.

This time
it's going to work.

Oh, man!

Hey guys, what do you say?

Wheels got
a "b" in math.

Yeah!

With another, I won't
have extra studying.

I can play with
"the zit remedy"!

All right!

One, two, three...

♪ everybody wants some... ♪

Shh, shh!

"the zit remedy" is back!

I knew it
would work out!

Joey...

What happened
to your shirt?

You know dwayne?

He pushed me
off my skateboard.

He's so dumb

It takes him two hours
to watch 60 minutes.

He's such a loser.

He's in 8-d, right?

"d" for "dumb."

"d" for "dozer."

Try telling him!

I'm not scared!

If brains
were dynamite

He couldn't
blow his nose!

There's no great
mystery to punctuation.

Like everything else
in english grammar...

Morning.

... There are very strict rules

And, of course,
five million exceptions.

Today's lesson is on the board.

Psst!

No, no.

Liz!

Please copy the work on
the board before leaving.

Liz, can we talk?

Please!

Don't touch me!

I thought

You wanted me
to make a pass.

Yeah, right.

I'm sorry, okay?

I don't think sometimes.

Accept these
as a token

Of my apology.

You smiled!

That means we're friends

Right?

Wrong, joey.

See you in math class!

What a dreamer.

Dwayne, my man,
what do you say?

These are for you.

"d" for dumb, eh?

What?

Dwayne I was just
joking around!

I'm too much of a dozer
to get your jokes.

Dozer? That was
a joke, too!

You and me, jeremiah

We got to have us
a little talk.

Dwayne, come on.

Hey!

Mr. Raditch!

I'll get you, jeremiah!

Mr. Lawrence:
Attention students....

Simon, what about lunch?

Want to
go outside?

Yeah!

I don't know what
he sees in her.

She's so...

Ordinary.

Come on.

This is starting
to get boring.

I think
alexa's cute.

Why can't she find
somebody else?

Who would do that?

See ya.

Problem, scooter?

Some.... Somebody...

Somebody threw
my lunch up there.

Some joke!

Just because I'm little,
people pick on me.

What are you doing?

Relax.

That was neat!

Do it again!

Sure.

If dwayne's after you,
I'd be careful.

I'm not
scared of dwayne.

He's all muscle,
no brains.

Want a cheesie?

Yeah...

A lot of
muscle.

It's too hot outside.

Let's eat inside, okay?

Good idea.

Can I feel
your muscle?

Sure.

Mr. Lawrence:
Attention...

Okay, simon,
watch out.

Steph, look!

Ya!

Be careful!

I'm in control--
watch!

Great control, arthur.

Yeah...

How's mom?

Fine, how's dad?

That's what I wanted
to talk to you about.

Oww!

My ankle!

Steph, are you okay?

Arthur!

I took first-aid!

Let me see.

Better, already?

Mr. Lawrence:
Attention...

Dwayne's waiting for you.

I'm sure he's
waiting for you.

This is getting
serious, joey.

No problem!

He waits out front,
we go out back.

Okay?

Joey, you're not
taking this seriously.

See, I told you!

We can outsmart
that bozo anytime!

Hey, you!

We got a message

From dwayne.

Oh, yeah?

He'll fight you

Tomorrow in
schuyler park.

Be there.

Sweat all night

About what he'll do to you

Tomorrow.

What now?

This is
great!

You're always
getting us
in trouble.

We can't handle this.

Steph, steph,
wait up!

How's your ankle?

Fine--

Thank you.

Oh, that's okay.

Remember I wanted to
tell you something?

No.

It's dad--

He's reopening
the divorce.

Wants custody,
both of us.

What about mom?

Why do they always
have to fight?

I like things
the way they are now.

I don't want
any more changes.

Maybe it won't
be that bad.

I just got
settled in.

See you.

Bye.

Is there something
the matter, joey?

You haven't said
a word all evening.

I'm practicing not talking.

Is this permanent?

I think I sort of
talk too much sometimes.

Oww!

You okay?

Yeah, sure.

I just hate pain, that's all.

Yeah, me, too.

Dwayne:
This is my buddy joey.

He says people in 8-d are dumb.

That means us.

What an ugly face.

Of course, I'm going
to remodel it for you.

Joey, I'm doing you a favor.

You should pay me.

Dwayne, can't we
talk about this?

Sure, after school.

My way!

Dwayne!

I was just
joking around, dwayne.

Okay, correct uses
for an apostrophe.

With an example.

Christine?

When showing possession
like "my mom's house."

Right!

Other uses?

Brian?

For contractions:

"I don't understand
this grammar."

Very humorous,
and correct.

One more.

Mr. Jeremiah?

Dwayne, I was
just joking around.

Mr. Jeremiah?

Correct uses for
an apostrophe?

I don't know.

You should
pay attention.

Tomorrow, we'll examine
the comma.

At that time

Mr. Jeremiah
will also explain

The third use
of an apostrophe.

You coming?

Um, in a minute.

I'll meet you there.

Nervous about later, eh?

Me?

No!

Yeah!

What if dwayne really
beats on him?

If dwayne gets on top
and starts pounding on him

We go in.

Mr. Raditch?

I don't understand
some of this punctuation stuff.

Could I get some help?

Certainly,
that's why I'm here.

Great, how about today

After school?

I'll meet you here

At 3:30.

All right.

I better go to my next class.

Joey?

It's good to see you
taking an interest.

Simon?

Hi, steph.

Hi.

Listen, we need a head
of the dance committee.

I know you
like music.

Would you help?

Yeah, sure.

Really?

Great! Let's meet
to get organized.

How about today
after school?

Oh, not today,
there's the fight.

Oh, yeah, right.

But...

Let's go together.

Sure!

Meet out front?

Sure.

Okay.

Going to the fight?

Yeah.

He said yes!

Simon?

Of course!

We've got a date,
almost.

Really?

I knew this
would work out.

How did you
manage it?

Ya!

Whoa!

Joey, I hear you're
fighting dwayne.

I can show you
some karate.

That guy deserves
to get beaten.

Nobody deserves
to get beaten up

Not even joey.

Joey's okay.

He just doesn't
think sometimes.

I thought you
were mad at him.

He'll probably think up
some excuse not to show.

Hey joey,
good luck.

Stay out of
his reach.

Use your speed.

Stay low, duck in
for a punch.

Hey, you guys
know me.

Float like
a butterfly

Sting like a bee.

All right!

Joey doesn't
stand a chance.

I know.

You can see
from our discussion

It's not straightforward.

Tomorrow, we'll discuss

The super powers
in the third world.

I can't wait to hear
what happens.

How come he
hasn't broken up
with alexa yet?

Heather, grow up!

You watch tv--

Break-ups are
always messy.

They just
don't look
broken up to me.

Well...

It's only
a matter of time.

Are you ready to go?

I'm not going.

What do you mean,
you're not going?

You've got to go!

Raditch is making me
stay after class, okay?

Joey, we'll
be there.

He won't hurt you bad.

Oh yeah? What's bad?

If he breaks my arm,
is that bad?

What if he knocks out
my teeth, huh?

Joey, if you don't show

People are going
to say you're a coward.

I'm not a coward.

It's not my fault,
it's raditch.

Come on, you know
what he's like.

We know you
too, joey.

Joey, did you
ask raditch

To let you stay
after school?

Me?

No way I'd do that, man.

Coming to the show, scooter?

No.

Are you really
going to fight joey?

But...

He's way smaller than you.

He insulted me.

He insulted my friends.

And he insulted 8-d.

Yeah, but what's b*ating him up
going to prove?

It will feel good.

Come on.

Shane:
Come on--

I don't want
to be late.

Joey won't show.

The man's
a chicken.

Hi, simon.

Hi, steph.

This is the first time
we've been alone.

Steph, we sort of
have to wait for alexa.

Alexa?

She thought
she'd help out.

She loves dances.

Alexa:
Hey, simon!

Simon--

Why don't you like me?

What?

Why can't we go out?

Where?

On a date, you and me.

Simon, I really like you.

I like you too, steph,
but I'm going with alexa.

Sorry.

Steph, don't you
hate fights?

I don't know
why I'm going.

I'm excited about
the dance committee!

Come on, let's go!

Aren't you coming?

I can't, I forgot
something in my locker.

You'll miss
the start!

What about the dance?

Tomorrow.

...Then just give him
three good whacks.

I knew joey
wouldn't show.

Maybe.

He's not going
to show!

No way!

He's scared!

You know, your friend
is a coward!

He's not!

Give him time!

Time.

There he is!

All right!

He showed up!

Come on, joey!

Come on, joey!

Come on,
joey!

All right!

So you showed up,
weasel!

You're smarter
than he is.

Outsmart him!

Come on!

Come on, joey!

Let's go!

Go for it!

Joey!

Come on,
weasel, fight!

Go for it!

Come on!

Go, joey!

Get him!

Come on, jeremiah!

Fight like a man!

My man!

Yeah!

Ugh!

Ugh!

Joey, get up!

Go!

Fight!

Look out!

Joey!

Ow!

Stop it!

Good punch!

Watch it!

Joey!

Come on, joey!

Get him!

Hit him!

You got what's coming
to you now, weasel!

Get up!

Don't hurt him!

Get off!

All right,
that's it!

It's over!

Are you okay, joey?

Take it slow, man!

Hey, you showed up,
anyway.

Joey, this is terrible.

I can't believe

That somebody would
do this to you.

It's okay, mom.

I'm fine.

Tomorrow we go
to the principal's office

And tell him what happened.

No way!

I can't do that.

I just can't.

Then I'll telephone him.

No, don't,
please, mom.

I deserved it.

I guess.

Sorry.

Well, what
happened?

Nothing.

I knew it.

What's wrong,
steph?

Oh, nothing.

My whole life's
just falling apart.

Stephanie!

Steph?

Snake:
Joey, buddy,
what do you say?

Today, not much.

How are
you feeling?

I've been better.

You know what?

You look better
this way.

Yeah.

Thanks for
getting him off me.

No problem.

Hi, scooter.

Bully!

Would you like
a cheesie?

Sure.