06x10 - Let Nothing You Dismay

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Wonder Years". Aired: January 1988 to May 1993.*
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06x10 - Let Nothing You Dismay

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-♪ Baby ♪

-♪ High with a little
help from my friends ♪

-♪ Said I'm gonna make
it with my friends ♪

-♪ Try with a little
help from my friends ♪

-♪ Oh, oh, I'm gonna
keep on tryin' ♪

-♪ Get by with a little
help from my friends ♪

-♪ I'm gonna keep
on tryin', now, babe ♪

-♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

-And so, for you
midyear graduates,

While this ceremony marks
the end of your time as students,

It is called "commencement."

For now the real work begins.

-December 1972 was a time
of change for my family,

A time of strange occurrences,
improbable events...

- Peter almquist...
- And a few surprises.

- Norma arnold.

-After a 20-year
sabbatical in the kitchen,

My mother was graduating
from state college.

We were all pretty proud of her.

As for my father, after a
half a lifetime at norcom,

He decided to
invest in the future.

Well, the future of
furniture, anyway.

-The place looks
wonderful, honey!

-What?!

-I said it looks wonderful!

-Oh!

You think it looks good now?

Wait till the deal closes.

We're gonna retool
the whole place,

Make it completely
state-of-the-art.

Wait till you see it.

-Amazing... In
three short weeks,

The guy had made
the transformation

From employee to
proud almost-owner.

-Hey, partner!

-Make that
co-proud-almost-owner.

- Charlie.
- Norma.

How's the college graduate?
Ready to come work for us?

-I'm keeping my
options open, charlie.

-How about you, kevin?
You ready to come aboard?

-Well, I figured I'd
finish high school first.

-Great idea. Oh, jack.

Uh, by the way, I
called the bank.

I put off the
closing till friday.

-Why? Is there a problem?

-No, no, I just heard
about a real sweet deal

We can get on some
machinery in pittsburgh,

And I wanted to get right on it.

-Oh. Sure. Good thinking.

-Norma, norma, have you seen

The dining-room
sets they've got here?

-Well, no, actually, I haven't.

-Well, no time like
the present. Come on.

- Go ahead.
- Come on.

-There was no denying it.

The arnold fortunes
were definitely on the rise.

-Come on. I'll show you some
of the other stuff we make here.

-We were riding high

On wings of lumber and glue.
- You know those, uh...

Those little stools
that you saw outside?

Well, this, uh, drill-press...

-And no one was
more excited than dad.

He was just like
a kid at christmas.

Speaking of which...

-Oh, look. Bread's
got a new album out.

I hate bread.

-Yeah, but the chicks love 'em.

-Listen, are you
gonna help me or not?

-I thought I was.

-All right, listen,
if you were winnie,

What would you want from me?

-Well, I'd want you to hold me,

And I'd want you to
tell me that you love me.

And I think that would
be present enough.

-All right. A maserati.

-That's helpful.

-Maseratis aside, I was faced

With the annual yuletide
challenge of a lifetime...

-Ho, ho, ho!

Finding a present
for my best girl.

-Look at these prices!

Who in their right mind
would shop in a store like this?

-Oh! Hi, kevin.

- Ask a stupid question.
- Hi, jeff.

-Winnie, what are
you doing here?

-Just some shopping.

-Uh-huh.

-So, what'd you get?

-Just some stuff.

-Right.

-Oh.

-It was pretty obvious
that in that box

Was something large
for a medium-sized arnold.

-Well, I better get going.

-Yeah.

We're... Better get going, also.

-Yeah, we got some stuff to buy.

-See ya.

-Did you see the
size of that box?

-Yeah.

-So, what are you gonna do, man?

-There was really
only one thing to do.

-Cashmere.

It's the fabric of royalty.

-Go for absolute broke.

-How big of a box
does it come in?

-You really think
she'll like it?

-There's not a woman
alive who wouldn't.

And it's on sale.

$99.99.

-$99?

-$99.

-That's almost $100!

-Very close, yeah.

-Uh, I'm gonna think about it.

She might be allergic.

-Yeah, she's got a hive problem.

-I understand.

Great. Now what am I gonna do?

-Well, you know, hickory
farms is having a sale

On, uh, cheese logs.

Thanks.

-Ow! I'm stuck in this tree!

-Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

-Ow!

Come on, wayne.
Swing your end around.

-I got pine needles in my arm!

-Come on. Quit foolin'
around. Get the tree in there.

-After all these years,

Dad had finally bought a
tree worthy of our mansion.

-That's some tree, jack.

-What'd you buy, the
biggest one on the lot?

-Come on. Let's get
it up. You ready?

One, two, three.

-Okay, maybe it was
a little too worthy.

You better get the saw.

-Great! Bonnie and
I get the top part.

Suckers!

-Don't you think you're going
a little overboard, honey?

-What are you talkin' about?

Besides, it's christmas.

I felt like splurging.

-It was incredible...

It was like santa claus
making a house call...

-Uh, dad?

-Yeah, kev?

- And I was gonna
be next on his list.

-Could i, uh... Borrow
a couple bucks?

-Like, say, $99.99?

-W... It's just...

You know, I want to get
something for winnie,

And I'm running a
little short, so...

-Sure. No problem.

-Bingo.

Down the chimney he came.

-Oh, honey, charlie
called while you were out.

He said he won't be able
to make it over tonight.

- And then...
- What's he getting... Cold feet?

- My santa went south.

-What's that supposed to mean?

-It means nothing... He
said everything was fine,

He had a few last-minute
things he had to take care of,

And he'd see you at
the bank on friday.

-Dad?

-Oh!

Sure.

Buy her something special.

-Right. Thanks, dad.

-Well, like they say...

If at first you don't succeed...

- Ask mr. Chong.

-Mr. Chong?

-Uh...

What?!

I've been thinking.

And, you know, I've been
here for about six months.

And I've done a pretty good job.

Wouldn't you say?

-All in all, a promising start.

-Well, what I mean is...

I like it here.
- Huh?

-You're a great guy.

-Hmm.

-Yeah, i-i learn a lot here.

-Hmm.

-And, you know, this
being christmas and all...

-Hmm?

-So, what do you say?

-You don't have
to give me a gift.

-No. No, I meant me.

-I'm not giving
you a gift, either.

-Hmm.

Seems what we had here
was a failure to communicate...

-Mr. Chong, I don't think
you understood what I meant.

- At least in english.

-I need a raise!

-There. The universal language.

-Hmm.

-And what else could
the guy say but...

-Get back to work.

Hey!

-December 17th... Closing
day for dad's new company.

It was jack arnold versus
the first national bank.

Needless to say,

It was a pretty big
moment for the old man.

And we, in turn, were more
than happy to share it with him.

-So, how long is
this gonna take?

-Where's charlie?
He's 15 minutes late.

-Honey, just be patient.

He's probably stuck in traffic,

You know, with everyone
out holiday shopping.

-Uh, mr. Arnold?

We're ready for you now.

-Uh, what about barrett?
Shouldn't we wait?

-Oh, that won't be necessary.

We can start on
the preliminaries.

Uh, well here goes nothing.

-Good luck, honey.

-Yeah. Go get 'em, dad.

- Yeah.
- Knock 'em dead.

-And with that, my
father headed off

To lay claim to his corner
of the american dream.

-Ah, come on in, jack.

- Just help yourself.
- Thanks.

-It was kind of inspiring.

-Hey, if I open up
three accounts,

I can get the coffee maker,

The toaster, and the can-opener.

-After all, this was
a savings and loan.

In a place like this...
Anything could happen...

-Yes. Mr. Barrett.

I see. No, I understand.

-Well, it is a bit
late, but, uh...

I think we may have a problem.

-And I mean anything.

-Apparently his
finances are shaky.

He's withdrawn his application.

- One thing was clear.
- What?

- Whatever it was...
- That's impossible.

- It wasn't good.
- Apparently not.

-Thank you.

-We're sorry, jack. Uh...

-I don't believe it.

Jack? What happened?

-He's not coming.
He crapped out.

-Why?!

-I'll tell you why. He
doesn't have the money.

-It was horrible.

And then...
- I knew it.

- Things got worse.

-Let's get the hell out of here.

-Jack.

-I said let's go!

-Nice going, butthead.

-What'd I say?

-Now!

-And with that, there
went christmas...

There went that
cashmere sweater...

- There goes my can-opener.
- And we were left

With nothing but a
stocking full of coal.

-I'm telling you, harv,
it's a terrific opportunity.

They've got a solid customer
base and a lot of potential.

Well, just let me know.

There's a lot of people
interested in this.

Yeah. Merry
christmas to you, too.

-Whoever it was who said

Holidays are a time
for joy and celebration

Obviously wasn't hanging
around my house that week.

-How's it going, honey?

-Oh, I don't know.

I think I have a
couple of prospects.

-Did you talk to the
bank? Maybe they can help.

-I don't have enough collateral
to carry the whole loan.

You know how
conservative banks are.

But don't worry.

Maybe there's a way
we can make this work.

-Still, even though
dad was doing his best

To keep our spirits up...

-Kev, hand me one of
those ornaments, huh?

- You had the feeling

Things weren't exactly
tinsel and glitter.

-I don't know.

Maybe I ought to
make a few more calls.

-And the worst part was...

There was nothing
we could do to help.

-♪ Four calling birds,
three french hens ♪

-Not that my life was
any bed of mistletoe.

-Come on, you got to be joking!

I mean, 100 bucks?
For a sweater?

-Well, i-it's cashmere.

- The fabric of royalty.
- So?

99 Bucks is too much
to spend for any woman.

-What am I supposed to do?

I think she's gonna buy me
something really expensive.

-Well, maybe you
should go for it.

I mean, last year, I
spent 87 bucks on a gift.

And she loved it.

-Who was that for?

-Oh, it's just somebody I know.

-Oh, come on, chuck. It was
for your mother, wasn't it?

-Maybe.

-Hi, kevin!

- Whoops.
- I was just wondering...

Are you coming
over christmas eve?

- Sure.
- Oh, good.

-I can't wait till you
see what I got you.

It's really neat.

-Well, listen, winnie,

I hope you didn't go
overboard or anything.

I mean, I would love
anything you got me,

And, besides, it's just
the thought that counts.

-Don't be silly. It's christmas.

I can't wait.

-Ohh!

Man, are you in trouble.

-It boiled down to this...

My goose was cooked.

-Mr. Chong...


Look, I know we
talked about this,

But I got to have that raise.

-Hmm.

-Look, I wouldn't ask you if
it wasn't really important.

-Hmm.

- Hey, I just thought...
- You got it.

-I do?

-50 Cents more an hour.

-It was like discovering
scrooge had a heart.

-Wow! Thank you!

-Starting tomorrow.

-Tomorrow?

But that's christmas eve.

-So?

-So... No one works
on christmas eve.

-Congratulations.

Now you're one of
santa's little helpers.

Ho, ho, ho.

-Yeah.

Ho... Ho... Ho.

Driving home that night,

It seemed like the yuletide
spirit was everywhere.

The suburbs were practically
blazing with holiday cheer.

It was almost as if every
house on every street in america

Had its christmas lights on.

Except one.

There was only one
light burning in our house.

-Dad?

-Huh?

-How's it goin'?

- It's goin'.
- Jack?

Honey, tomorrow's christmas eve.

Don't you think we
should put up the lights?

-Sure.

-Jack...

Why don't you come to bed?

In a minute, norma.

I just want to run
these figures again.

-That christmas eve
day, I had a lot on my mind.

I'd like to say I was
thinking only of my dad,

But I still hadn't
found a gift for winnie.

-Sorry.

-It's okay.

-Then I ran into the grinch.

-Mr. Barrett.

-Hey, kevin.

-So, uh... How you doin'?

-Uh...

You know, i-i'm okay.

-How's your dad?

-Great.

He's just... Great.

-The thing is, for a guy

Who couldn't come up
with his share of the money,

He sure was buying
a pile of presents.

-Thanks.

-So, uh, you're doing
a little shopping.

-Yeah, well, the, uh, company

Gave us a small
bonus for christmas.

-Company?

-Well, yeah, I kind of
went back to norcom.

-Oh.

-Listen, you understand.

I got a wife, three kids.

The economy the way it is...

You understand, right?

-Yeah. Sure.

-But I didn't. I just didn't.

-Anyway, I got to get going.

Say hi to your folks for me.

Merry christmas, kevin.

-And I guess that's when

I saw charlie barrett
for who he was.

Not a grinch...

Just a scared, little man

Who'd turned tail
and run from a risk.

As opposed to, say, my dad...

-Damn these things.

- A man who hated
christmas lights.

-You okay, dad?

-You know I paid a
fortune for these things?

Almost 4 bucks.

Yeah, back in 1946.

-You need any help?

-Nah. I got some more
lights in this box.

-I'll give you a hand.

-Oh, geez.

I can't do anything right.

-Of course I could
see he needed help,

Something to lighten the mood,

Take his mind off things.

-I ran into charlie at the mall.

-How is he?

-Well...

He went back to norcom.

-Yeah, I heard.

-Oh.

-Well, I was just thinking...

I bet you could go back.

I mean, I bet norcom would
love to have you back.

-I can't go back, kevin.

- Well, sure, you can!
- Listen.

Charlie barrett did
not talk me into this.

I did it because I wanted
to. I did it because I had to.

I did it because it was time.

Understand?

-Sure, dad.

-Besides, I got better
things to do with my life.

I got to untangle these lights.

-And the funny thing is,

Standing there that
winter afternoon...

I knew things
would be all right.

Maybe my father would
never be his own boss.

But in my eyes, he
was something more.

He was his own man.

-Jack?

Hi.
- Hi.

-Oh, I see you got
the lights out.

-Yeah. How was shoppin'?

-Fine.

Honey, I have to talk
to you about something.

I think I figured a
way to make this work.

-Norma, I've been over those
figures six ways from sunday.

And without a loan, there's
no way to make it work.

-I don't have enough collateral.

-Actually, jack, you do.

-What do you mean?

-I just went down to the bank.

-You did what?

-I talked to that loan officer.

I told him about your
plans and projections.

But mostly I told
him about you...

About the kind of man you are.

I told them they
should believe in you

The way that I do.

They think that's
collateral enough.

-You did that?

-They want to see you on monday.

-I don't know, norma.

It's a hell of a risk.

-I don't think so, jack.

-I guess some gifts are simple.

They come from the heart.

With a lifetime guarantee.

Come on.

Let's get these lights up.

-And that afternoon...

- Oh! Hey!
- Christmas finally arrived.

That christmas eve,

I delivered egg
rolls and pork lo mein

For 50 cents more an hour.

-This is so beautiful.

I can't believe this.

It must've cost a fortune.

-Then I turned right around
and squandered the profits...

On cashmere.

-I love it.

-Still, I think it was worth it.

-I hope you like this.

It's not like yours, but...

-As for that big box,

It turned out to be
something much, much smaller.

The new bread album.

-Do you like it?

- Yeah! They're my favorite!

-I hated it. I loathed it.

I despised it.

-Merry christmas, kevin.

-Merry christmas.

-Then again, on
the other hand...

-I'd like to make a toast.

-That night, we skipped the
customary dinner at home.

Seemed there was a more
fitting place to gather.

-To, uh...

New beginnings.

New possibilities.

To my family.

And to my girl.

Merry christmas.

- Merry christmas.
- Merry christmas.

-We stayed up late.

We talked about
old times, new times.

We ate turkey and dressing...

And egg rolls.

After all, the way I saw it,

That year, we had
a lot to celebrate.
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