02x05 - Out of the Frying Pan

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(WOMAN GROANS) God! Oh, my God!

(SIGHS AND GROANS)

(CHUCKLES)

Tal, what's going on?

They want me to build these tents for

tonight's campout under the stars,

except I don't know how
these things work.

Like, where does this even go?

Yeah, you're building that wrong.
Um...

That pole is for the
other arch of the dome.

Noah, you're in the middle
of something yourself.

It's fine. I'll figure it out.

I mean, I've got to build, like,
birdhouse kits for tomorrow.

I'm sure I can spare a couple minutes.

- I didn't know you were so handy.
- Oh, yeah.

I don't like to brag but I am a lean,

mean, birdhouse building machine.

A guy who can build things
with his own two hands

speaks to the caveman
and woman in us all.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

- sh*t, is that the actual time?
- Uh, yeah, why? What's wrong?

(GROANS) I'm supposed to lead a
nature walk in, like, five minutes.

You couldn't...

You know what? Forget it.

It's not your fault that
I'm brain dead today.

- Oh, no, you want me to get started?
- Please?

Please, would you?
You'd be a lifesaver.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

You go lead the nature walk and I'll,

uh, I'll get busy with the poles.

Thank you.

You're a lifesaver.

Hey, I mean...

I am half-man, half-amazing.

(LAUGHS)

You are amazing.

I promise I'll make it up to you.

Thank you! Thank you!

That's...

That's a nice start.

Ladies, who has the beer?

Can I have one, please? 'Cause
now I have the day off.

♪ The other day, the other day
I saw a bear, I saw a bear ♪

♪ A great big bear, a great big... ♪

Thought you were spending the
afternoon building birdhouses.

(CHUCKLES) Yeah, I will,
once I'm done with all this.

Talvinder needed my help.

Man, they should, like, really teach

new counselors how to start fires

- and set up tents and stuff.
- They do. It's called orientation.

- (PETER CHUCKLES)
- Yeah, fair play. Hey, hold this.

You know, it's just like... it's
like a chess match, my friend.

I make a move, Talvinder
makes hers. I counter.

She counters my counter. I counter
her counter that she countered.

Until finally, king corners
queen, a checkmate of love.

You need to get your eyes checked.

Why would I need to get my eyes checked?

Because you're the only one who sees

anything happening with Talvinder.

Look, I'm just saying, I know
you're into her and everything

but I do not see it coming back.

Maybe you're the one that needs
to get their eyes checked

because I'm seeing perfectly
clear. I'm seeing / .

I'm seeing better than / .

I'm seeing like / or / ,
whatever one is better. I don't know.

Okay. I'm just saying that maybe you

should take a long, hard look at reality

and move on.

(SCOFFS)

Move on.

I'm gonna move on Talvinder,
that's what I'm gonna do.

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(WINCING)

(GRUNTS)

You m*therf*cker, you were trying
to mash my skull, weren't you?

I guess we're not
done playing yet, huh?

No!

Wanna play some more? Scream for me.

- (SCREAMS)
- Huh?

Scream for me, you little
bitch! That's all you got?

Now scream! (LAUGHING)

(SCREAMING)

(WIND WHISTLING)

(MAN) Do you have
any idea who this is?

(WOMAN, PANTING) No.

(DOOR THUDDING)

Okay.

Take this.

What are you doing?

Looking for breath mints.
What do you think?

Oh, sh*t.

(GROANS) Okay.

Okay, okay.

(SHUDDERS)

Renee gave me this book to read.

Peter.

- Peter!
- What?

Son of a bitch.

sh*t.

You know, Noah,

all those people back at the house,

(DEEP BREATH)

All they do is talk and
talk and talk and talk,

and they just don't shut up.

(CHUCKLES) Do you have any idea how

much I wanted to snap Renee's neck?

And Antoine, f*ck, I hated him.

And that wacky bitch Judith...
(LAUGHS) with her f*cking crystals

and her disgusting carob muffins.

God, I hated those!

You know, my plan,

I was just gonna wait out
the winter, that's all.

I was gonna wait out the winter. The

snow melts and I was gonna split.

Nobody had to get hurt.

I hated them.

But I liked you, Noah.

I always did. I liked you.

I'm really sorry, buddy.

(DRIPS ECHOING IN BOWL)

It was a senseless death.

(EXHALES)

All she wanted to do was help everybody

get out of here safe and sound.

This all started when we
let those outsiders in.

I told you that first day
it was dangerous, but...

now we've opened Pandora's box.

Who's next, huh?

Wren, listen to me.

I don't want you to talk like that in

front of the others. You'll scare them.

You don't want to make them afraid.

(RENEE) It was white baneberry.

It's also known as doll's
eyes. It's poisonous.

Megan's bowl was full of them.

Okay, do I look like someone who
knows anything about plants?

You were a camp counselor.

- You would've learned...
- I've forgotten it all.

Just like I've forgotten everything
I've ever learned in undergrad

or how to parallel park a car.

Dawn...

You have to understand why
this seems suspicious to us.

Okay. But Antoine was the one
who went out in the woods

and picked a handful of poisonous
berries, right? Not me.

I did not k*ll Megan.

I didn't k*ll her.

- Glenn is not Glenn.
- What?

The real Glenn is shoved in a freezer
in the back of that Winnebago.

The person you've been calling Glenn
this whole time is the k*ller.

You have proof of that? That...
That's f*ckin' convenient.

Look, I understand that you might
not believe this right now

but Keira and I saw
it with our own eyes.

Look, this guy has Noah
and we need to find them.

How do we know the actual k*ller didn't

k*ll this guy and pin it on Glenn?

One of us is gonna be next.

I don't know how much good, if
any, I can do out in that storm.

(PETER) We can't all go.

A couple of us need to stay
and lock down the house.

Renee can stay with you, Judith.
She's had a really rough day.

Here, I'm gonna leave you the g*n.

I don't know anything about g*ns.

Just point and sh**t.

(SHUDDERS)

I don't know if I can.

I know you guys could
probably use me out there

but I don't like the thought of
these guys staying here all alone.

- Maybe I should stay.
- No, you go. I've got this with Judith.

You've got to be able
to defend yourself now.

- Can I hold it?
- Give her the g*n.

Sure. Here.

There you go.

You go, Keira. It's okay.

I'll be okay.

Go find him.

- Come on out.
- (NOAH) No, no, no.

- No, no.
- (GLENN) It's all right.

- No.
- Don't make a fuss.

- No!
- It's okay.

(GROANING AND PANTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GAGGING)

- (GRUNTING)
- (WHEEZING)

- (GRUNTING)
- (WHEEZING AND GASPING)

(GLENN) m*therf*cker!

(GRUNTING)

You son of a bitch!

(GASPING)

f*ck!

(GRUNTING)

Noah!

Noah!

Where are you, you
little petulant prick?

(WOMAN) You lied,
Talvinder. You cheated.

You manipulated all of us just so
you could get what you wanted.

- I'm sorry.
- (WOMAN ) Sorry for what?

For all the sh*t you did
or for getting caught?

You didn't know it was wrong
to seduce Andi's boyfriend?

You didn't think about her at all

when you let Peter f*ck you, did you?

- (PETER) Dawn, pull it back.
- (TALVINDER) No.

Are you seriously
defending her right now?

(SUSAN) You've been tried.

Now it's time for your punishment.

I'm sorry. What?

You didn't think you would just get

away with a stern talking to, did you?

A slut and naïve. Wow.

(SUSAN) You see, we...

your former friends, hereby
sentence you to a night alone,

out here in the middle of nowhere with

nothing but the clothes on your back.

- (PETER) Wait. I did not agree to that.
- Well, we did.

That way, Tal can sit here and think

long and hard about what she's done.

(TALVINDER) You're joking, right?

It's f*cking freezing.
I'll freeze to death.

(ANDI) Yeah.

It'll be pretty uncomfortable
sleeping. That's gonna be tough.

Noah, Noah, please, please, you
can't make me stay here by myself.

You know I'm not the person
they're accusing me of being.

You know that, Noah.

(MOCKING) "Noah, please,
you can't leave me here."

(SCOFFS) Please.

Enough.

I've been the only one

who sticks up for you
over and over and over,

and I'm done.

You... You've hurt people, Talvinder

and this is your own special
prize, just for you.

All in favor of Talvinder
spending the night here alone.

No.

You guys are kidding, right?

Wait! You guys can't leave me here!

Wait!

- (PETER) Noah!
- Noah, where are you?

Noah!

What the hell is that?

(MARK) Noah, are you there?

(PETER) Noah! If you can hear
me, call out to my voice!

Help!

Help me!

- (PETER) Noah!
- Help me!

(GASPING)

- Noah!
- Noah!

- (KEIRA) Noah!
- (WEAKLY) Help! Help me!

Pull him up. Pull him up!

(WREN) That wind's really picking up.

The storm's not stopping any time soon.

They should have been back by now.

Well, maybe they found Noah.

(RENEE) Maybe they've been ambushed.

Maybe they're all dead.

Maybe we're just gonna
be waiting here until...

- (DISTANT THUD)
- (GASPS)

(SIGHS)

It's the wind.

It's just the wind.

Yeah, I think I'd better check on that.

Do you want the g*n?

No.

(DOOR OPENS)

- (RENEE) I can't.
- (DOOR CLOSES)

I can't do this.

We shouldn't have split up. We
should have stayed together.

- I'm sure that they are...
- What are you sure of, Judith?

I'm not sure of anything anymore,

except I'm tired of being alone.

I'm tired of being afraid.

Antoine was always so sure, even
when he shouldn't have been.

Where is he now?

Renee...

Everything's gonna be fine.

Promise?

I promise.

(SCREAMING)

Wren! Wren!

(GRUNTING)

Wren! Wren!

- (CACKLING)
- (GAGGING)

- Wren!
- (GRUNTS)

- (PANTING)
- (SCREAMS)

One vegan bitch down, one to go.

(MUFFLED PANTING)

- Aaah!
- (GASPS)

You know I can hear all that
yoga f*ckin' breathing?

No.

That pranayama bullshit, you sound
like a f*ckin' freight train!

Don't do this.

You think I wanna do this?

No, I don't want to do this.

It was that little f*ckin' twink
who f*cked everything up.

Judy...

- I like you.
- (GROANS)

Maybe we'll get to meet in another life.

(SHUDDERS)

(GROANING AND WINCING)

You f*ckin' bitch!

- Say that again, you psycho f*ck!
- Don't, Renee!

Don't k*ll him! Don't k*ll him!

I won't, not yet. Not until this assh*le

tells me why he k*lled Antoine!

- f*ck you!
- Shut the f*ck up!

(WIND GUSTING)

Keira will be here in a minute,
so why don't you sit down?

I don't, I don't think I can.

(SOBS)

You know, the whole time...

I thought if... if it
was like a TV show,

you know, the cops would come,

someone would, like,

(SOBS) kick down the door to save me.

(SIGHS) But they never did save me.

(SNIFFLES)

(DOOR CREAKING)

Keira?

Who is it?

(GRUNTS) Hey, who's there?

Don't f*ck around. Who is it?

Who is it?

Who is it? Stop f*cking with me!

- I'm not Keira.
- (SHUDDERS) Jesus Christ.

(PANTING) Son of a bitch!

You got me tied to a f*ckin'
chair, facing away from the door,

and you sneak up on me? You
think that's funny? It ain't!

Am I supposed to eat that with my eyes?

There's no f*ckin' meat!

Water.

- Water?
- Yeah, I want water.

This is f*ckin' sawdust. Renee
made that, didn't she? f*ck.

Ah. (SIGHS)

Now maybe you'll answer some questions.

The gasoline you siphoned
from the snowmobiles,

- where is it?
- (SCOFFS)

You don't think if I could
hop on a snowmobile

and get the f*ck out of
Dodge, I would have by now?

Did you poison any more of our food?

Poisoned?

Who was poisoned?

Do you have any accomplices?

I'm not a k*ller.

Except for Glenn.

I mean, the real Glenn.

Which means that you are...

Benny Ironside, is that right?

Well, Benny,

I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure

that you're overdue for one of
these, and that can't be good.

So I'm gonna ask you one more time.

Do you have an accomplice?

k*lling Glenn wasn't planned.

It was an accident.

That's the truth.

Now you're just wasting my time.

I pretended I was Glenn
because I needed to lay low.

So, why would I screw that up?

What the hell would the point be?

Serial K*llers get off on power.

Sadism is a big part of what they
do. We saw what you did to Noah.

I am not a serial k*ller! All
right? I don't k*ll for fun.

If I did, why the hell would I
wait so long whacking you people?

If I was a f*ckin' serial k*ller,

I would have k*lled all you
m*therf*ckers on day one!

Boom, boom, boom! Done!

Think about this, man.

None of this started until they
showed up and you know that.

You know I'm right.

(PANTING)

(GROANS)

Oh.

That looks like it hurts.

Glenn caught me by surprise. I, uh...

I heard you calling.

Let me help.

I'm sorry.

No.

You're not made of stone.

There's no need to apologize. You
don't have to pretend with me.

I'm just glad you're okay.

Thank you.

(SIGHS)

Just lift your arms as
far as they can go.

- (GROANS)
- I know.

(WINCING AND SOBBING)

You're okay. You're okay.

(GROANS AND SOBS)

(DAWN) It's gonna be okay.

Careful, careful, careful.

Okay, all right?

(SOBBING)

It hurts so bad.

(GROANS)

He's been r*ped.

Glenn r*ped him.

Oh, God.

(DAWN) Okay, let's heat up this room.

(NOAH) I just... (GROANS)

Can I...? I just want to go
to bed, please. I'm tired.

I'm just gonna clean you up and
you can go right to bed, okay?

- (GROANS)
- I promise.

It's okay.

(PANTING AND SOBBING)

I know.

(TALVINDER) Guys... Guys, wait!

Guys, please, don't leave
me out here! It's dark!

I can't spend the night
out here by myself!

No? Maybe if you didn't have
Noah make every fire for you,

you could have figured out
how to do one yourself.

Yeah, and if you learned
even basic orientation,

you could walk back.

You guys, please, please.
Please, you guys, please!

(DAWN, MOCKING) "Please! Please!"

"Please, Noah? Please?"

(PETER) Guys, that's enough.

I think we should
take her back with us.

Jesus, Peter!

Here's a thought.

How about you spend less time
worrying about that little skank,

and more time worrying about
your so-called friends.

What are you talking about?

"Noah, buddy, you have no chance
with Talvinder. Move on."

Because I'm busy sticking
my traitor d*ck in her.

You just thought you'd
leave that part out, huh?

Well, it's decision
time, Bene-d*ck Arnold.

You with us?

'Cause if you're not,

spend the night with that
little slut over there.

In fact, you have my permission.

(SUSAN) We'll be back tomorrow.

Hope you grow a conscience overnight.

Good night.

Peter, let's go.

(ENGINE STARTS AND REVS)

You put me on trial for
the sh*t I did, Susan?

What about you, huh?

What about Marcie Ray?

Oh, gee, not looking so smug and
superior anymore now, are you?

You know, let... let's go.

See you later, loser!

Who's Marcie?

Marcie Ray was a girl Susan
went to high school with.

They fooled around.

Susan outed her to the entire school,
and guess what happened next?

You shut the f*ck up, Tal!

Marcie hung herself in
her bedroom closet,

which is kind of poetic
if you think about it.

Did that really happen?

Asks the girl who f*cked her own

stepfather just to get
back at her mother!

Can't make this sh*t up, folks!

And what about you, Andi, huh?

Poor little Andi had to sell
dr*gs to pay for her tuition.

Good for you, girl.

No one would ever suspect you
of being a g*dd*mn drug dealer.

Talvinder, that's enough!

I have something on all of you.

I have names and I have details,

and if you guys don't take me
back with you right f*cking now,

I swear to God, I will tell your big,

bad secrets to anyone who will listen!

I will.

Watch me. I will.

f*ck.

(DAWN) You know what, Talvinder?

I thought you were a friend,
like a real friend,

but you're actually a f*ckin' bitch.

(SCOFFS)

Well, at least we have that in common.

Fine, just get in then!

No!

Look... she's playing you,
just like she played me, okay?

I say f*ck that and f*ck her!

You got nothing on me.

You're right, Noah.

I have nothing on you
because you're pathetic!

Now that it's all out in the open,

you thinking that I might actually
ever want to get with you?

Seriously?

Because dating a guy
who cums in his sock

every night is at the
very top of my list!

Shut the f*ck up!

- He's obviously lying.
- I do not know that.

Every hit that I got from him
says that he's telling the truth.

I believe that he honestly had
no idea that Megan was poisoned.

(PETER) That's easy to say.

But come on, man.

He m*rder*d that guy, stuffed his body

in a freezer, stole his identity.

But he had a motive for that.

He needed to disappear.
There is no motive here.

Something just does not sit right.

What are you saying? You
want to let him go?

Renee, nobody's saying that.

- But if he isn't the k*ller...
- No! No!

He m*rder*d a man and he
r*ped and he tortured Noah!

- (SIGHS)
- (PETER) So what do we do now?

Glenn may not be the
k*ller but he is a k*ller

so do we just keep him in there
until help arrives, or what?

I don't know. He's a
sitting duck out there.

Wouldn't be the worst
thing in the world.

Use him as bait.

(DOOR CREAKING)

(GROANS)

(EXHALES AND GROANS)

You still playing games, Mark?

It still isn't funny.

I'm not Mark.

And trust me, this is no game.

Why did you k*ll Antoine?

I didn't, Renee. I swear I didn't.

Antoine was the kindest, most
generous person I ever met,

always willing to take a risk,

be vulnerable,

so courageous.

He fought assholes like
you his entire life.

(GROANS)

(WINCES AND PANTING)

I thought you were some kind of a
pacifist, you know, do no harm.

I'm gonna ask you one last time.

- Did you k*ll him?
- No! Jesus Christ!

(GRUNTS)

Okay, you crazy bitch.

You wanna talk about
your precious Antoine?

Let's talk about him.

Let's see.

Nice guy, real warm
hands, but you know what?

I'm confused about one
part of your relationship

maybe you could help me clear up.

Was it just that you were both too
chickenshit to choose a side?

Is that it?

Or were you just so
afraid to f*ck a girl

that you chose a nice,
soft d*ck instead, huh?

(DOORKNOB RATTLES)

(GRUNTS) Must be jammed or something.

Oh, and your wedding, that
blessed day. I'm just wondering,

did you both have bouquets?
You did, didn't you?

You had the roses and he had the
f*ckin' tulips, didn't he, huh?

Am I right about that?
(LAUGHS AND GRUNTS)

I wish when you ate Antoine you
would have f*cking choked on him,

you f*cking piece of sh*t!

That would have been
a beautiful death.

You know what's beautiful?

I never told you what he tasted like.

He tasted like veal.

Mmm! So good, so flavorful,
texture just right.

A little chewy but that was my fault
'cause of the way I cooked him.

But otherwise, he was f*cking delicious!

You fucker!

(SCREAMING)

You f*cking bitch!

I'm gonna f*cking destroy you!

I'm gonna f*cking rip your arms off
and b*at you to f*cking death!

- (MUFFLED SCREAMING)
- Renee!

(GRUNTS) Renee, stop!

sh*t.

I want you to feel remorse.

(PANTING)

I would be more than happy to,
except I didn't f*cking do anything.

You tortured that boy,
and you k*lled Antoine!

(SCREAMS)

(GROANING)

Jesus f*ck...

Are you feeling something
now, you psychopath?

(GRUNTS AND WHEEZES)

Because what I need you to do is
focus, feel the right things.

(GROANS)

(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

- What is she doing to him?
- She's k*lling him... slowly.

Maybe we can take the
hinges off the door.

(MUFFLED SCREAMS AND YELLS)

- Mark? Are you okay?
- No.

I can't. I can't. I can't. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I can't.

There's got to be another way in
there. Another door or window?

There is... in the back,

but it's probably buried
under six feet of snow.

I'll go get a shovel.

Tell me.

Say it.

"I k*lled Antoine."

(PANTING) I didn't.

I didn't k*ll your f*cking
husband, you crazy lesbo bitch!

(PANTING)

Say that again.

- Oh, no, no, please.
- One more time.

(SCREAMING)

Did you k*ll Antoine?

(SOBBING)

I did. I did. I did. I confess.

Please, stop! Please, stop!
Please, stop! I confess.

(SCREAMING)

(PANTING)

What... What's going on? What happened?

What's going on? Are you okay?

Are you okay?

It's gonna be fine.

Yeah. (PANTING)

(PANTING AND GROANING)

What do you feel, Glenn?

The correct answer is you're sorry.

(SOFTLY) I'm sorry.

I want to believe you. I do.

Pain changes us.

It changed me.

(SOBBING)

But I don't feel your remorse, Glenn,

not yet.

When I know...

deep down that you truly, truly
are sorry for what you've done,

this stops.

(SOBBING)

I'm sorry, Renee.

I am.

I'm so sorry.

Antoine...

was an incredible man

and I deserve this.

Thank you.

(SOBBING)

- Okay.
- (THUD ON DOOR)

(RATTLING AT DOOR)

- (KEIRA) Renee, please!
- (THUMPING ON DOOR)

- (PETER) Renee, open the door!
- (KEIRA) Renee, don't do it!

- (SOBBING)
- (SHOUTING OUTSIDE, INDISTINCT)

- (PETER) Renee, please!
- (KEIRA) Renee!

- (PETER) Renee, stop!
- It's okay.

- Shh, shh...
- (PETER) Renee, listen...

- It's over.
- (PETER) Listen to me!

- Yes, it's over.
- (KEIRA) Renee, stop!

- It's okay.
- Don't k*ll him!

- (CLICKING)
- It's okay.

- (THUMPING AT DOOR)
- Shh...

(GURGLING AND GRUNTING)

(DEATH RATTLE)

You won't be k*lling anyone anymore.

We need to act like nothing's changed,
not until we know we're safe.

We'll sleep in shifts.

No one comes or goes.

I'll take the first one.

(RUSTLING)

(CREAKING)

(DOOR SHUTS)

(SOFT GROANING)

f*ck you.

(WINCING AND GROANING)

Hello?

Peter?

You guys couldn't sleep either, huh?

(GROANING AND WINCING)

(SHUDDERS)

I think I'm just gonna warm myself
by the fire and then head to bed.

If that's okay.

(PANTING) Oh, God.

(SCREAMING)

- Typical slut, showing your tits!
- Get off of me!

Noah! Noah, what the f*ck...? Stop!

- Noah! Noah!
- Shut the f*ck up!

- No!
- Oh, my God!

What the f*ck are you doing?

(MUFFLED SCREAMS)

Shut up! Someone needs to
teach you f*cking manners!

You think you can f*cking laugh
at me? Stop f*cking moving!

- No! No!
- Here's what you wanted.

- Stop it! Noah, please!
- What the hell is wrong with you?

(GROANING)

Talvinder, are you okay?

- Stay away from me!
- Talvinder, are you okay?

Get the f*ck away from me, all of you!

How could you do something like that?

(PANTING)

Because she embarrassed you?

She hurt your f*cking feelings?

- I don't owe you a f*cking explanation!
- Shut the f*ck up!

Oh, my God!

She could get herself hurt out
there. We got to go find her.

Talvinder! Talvinder!

- (SUSAN) Wait, Tal!
- (DAWN) Tal!

- (PETER) Talvinder!
- Tal!

(SUSAN) Talvinder!

f*ck.

Is he dead?

Are we safe?

No, we're not, Renee.

Where's Noah?

(FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS)

Noah, you up here, buddy?

Noah!

Noah's not in his room.

I fell asleep. I couldn't stay awake.

Maybe he just went out
for some fresh air.

Maybe... Maybe he couldn't
sleep and he went for a walk.

Did you see his feet?

(RENEE) He's fine.

We're all fine.

The k*ller's dead. We're safe now.

I'm gonna go find him.

You're not going by yourself.

Let's go.

When we get back, we need
to do something about her.

She's dangerous.

No, no, no. No.

(PANTING)

Noah.

(KEIRA) Peter?

Turn him over.

(PETER) It's Talvinder.