03x05 - 6 P.M. to 9 P.M.

[bunniefuu]

- [CLUB MUSIC PLAYING]
- [CHEERING]

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

Everyone who knew Kit, loved Kit.

I picked this spot because
this was his favorite tree.

I was with him right... before...

We were so happy that night.

- To Kit!
- MAN: To Kit. Yeah.

- [WYATT] Rest in peace.
- WOMAN: To Kit.

[CLEARS THROAT]
Thank you, everyone, for coming.

Be careful. They still haven't
caught the psycho.

- Noelle, are you okay?
- No, Wyatt, I'm not f*cking okay.

- What are you even doing here?
- Just take it easy.

We talked about this.

You coming around, calling, posting
dumb, creeper sh*t on my profile.

That was once. I had a few beers.

- It was psycho level.
- I said I was sorry.

[NOELLE] You didn't know Kit.

- Ah.
- We were friends for years.

Christ, you're talking about online?

Kit f*cked anything that moved.

And you fell for it.

- You're not special.
- [THUNDER RUMBLING]

And this here...

this isn't real.

One night with Kit

was realer than two years
with you could ever be.

[EXHALES]

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

I miss you.

[EXHALES]

[BRANCH SNAPPING]

[NOELLE SCREAMING] Help me!

What's up, bae?

- [JOE SIGHING]
- "Hey, Violet, how's it going?

Good to see a woman
I love more than life itself."

You barely said two words
to me all week.

Uh, hello, I've kind of been busy
revamping my website.

Right, your phone, your computer,
your website, but your husband?

- Oh, my God, you are such a sulky pants.
- Right.

But you know what? It was worth it.

This is k*ller. Like, literally k*ller.

Check it out.

- What? You did this?
- Mm-hmm.

- The design and everything?
- Yeah, the whole shebang.

It's only been live a couple hours,

and I've already got a ton of visitors.

That's amazing. It looks so good.

- Click on the spinning-Kn*fe thingy.
- Okay.

[MOUSE CLICKING]

"Sex & Violets."

"The Druid m*rder."

Okay, that's a good name.

This is the one.
Like, I can feel it, babe,

deep in my bones, and
other parts of my anatomy.

Drool over those stats.

And once I optimize for searches,
I am guaranteed "vi-ral."

- That's great.
- [VIOLET LAUGHING]

I feel like the universe
is telling me to do this.

Like, I didn't even know
crime was my thing.

- Me neither.
- [EXHALES] It's so hot right now,

podcasts, TV shows, docs.

Like, I'm on trend
and I'm a f*cking expert.

- Such an expert.
- [VIOLET LAUGHING]

- Aren't you proud of me?
- I'm so proud.

Hey... do you wanna maybe go...?

- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

Oh, looks like I have a new follower.

Oh, yeah, he's gonna be
DMing you all night.

[LAUGHING]

- [NOTIFICATION CHIMES]
- [GASPS] Holy f*ck!

Oh. I don't know,
if it'll be holy, but I'll try.

Oh, my God, oh, my God. No, no, no.

My whole site just f*cking crashed.

- It's okay. Just stop.
- f*ck, f*ck,

- f*ck me!
- Fix it tomorrow.

- It's an emergency!
- It's a website. No one's dying.

You don't know what
you're talking about!

I need to call my web guy right now.

- [SIGHS]
- He's probably available.

- Please, V. Please, just do it later.
- f*ck. [GASPS]

I'm gonna have a meltdown.
I'm gonna have a meltdown.

Come on, come on, come on.

Okay.

[GASPS] Yes!

- I did it.
- [DOOR CLOSING]

Joe. Baby, it's back up, honey!

We miss you, Kit. Friends forever.

[ANGEL GROANS]

sh*t.

[GROANS]

- [JOE] Okay, hold on, hold on.
- I just... [CHUCKLES]

You're sweet. Thank you. [GRUNTS]

- [DOG BARKING]
- [INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

[ANGEL SIGHING]

Champagne.

- What's the occasion?
- Oh, I just... I like the stuff.

I mean, it's impossible
to be anything but happy

with little bubbles tickling your nose.

Yeah. That is worth remembering.

- Bad day?
- I've had better. I'll be okay.

- Two bottles.
- [LAUGHING]

Don't judge. It's been, uh... a long week.

Oh, no, no, I'm not...
I'm not judging. I'm jealous.

Hmm. Are you fishing for an invite?

Yeah, I'm, uh... [SCOFFS]

Yeah, okay, I could use a drink.

Cool. Party of two it is.
I hope you like Mexican.

I love it.

Ah, I should also warn you
that I start to think

- I'm hilarious after my second glass.
- [JOE LAUGHING]

Yeah, that's... that's perfect.
Hilarious is just what I need.

Cool.

We should arrest
whoever decorated this hall.

[CHUCKLES] Yeah, someone's
desperate attempt at cheery.

- Get her computer to tech right away.
- Yeah.

Did she have a dedicated
computer at the school?

Yeah, they're going over
two of them now.

Okay.

Okay.

Ten steps back, please.

Freedom of the press,
freedom of the people.

Okay, I've seen your little website.

I'm sure that doesn't give
you press credentials.

Oh, you've been lurking.

Looking for some tips
on the case you can't cr*ck?

I'd say more making sure
you're not covering anything up.

If I am doing anything,
it is uncovering the truth,

the truth about a case
the police aren't able to solve.

That is what makes me so popular.

- So, let me ask you...
- [CELLPHONE PINGS]

... have you discovered anything

about Kaili Greenberg, Detective Hanson?

Or is she just one more victim
of your incompetence?

Uh... Hey, you can't do that.

I just did. It's evidence.
I've confiscated it.

- f*ck... That is not evidence.
- How do I know what you filmed?

Because everything important
ends up on my site.

And what if someone uses
your site to get to you, hmm?

[VIOLET] To do what?

- Are you threatening me, Detective?
- You're threatening you.

You're putting this
fangirl crap online and

setting yourself up as a target.

Do you get that?

Okay, I can't stand bloodsuckers like you,

but I'd hate to see what the Druid

would do to you if he got the chance.

So, let's not beg him to pay you
a visit in the middle of the night.

Okay?

- Okay?
- Okay.

[INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO CHATTER]

♪ Maybe I'm a fool to believe ♪

[SAADIA] How crazy does this party get?

Cray-cray. There's sacrifices.

You've never been.

There are no sacrifices.

[SAADIA] That's exactly what
you would say if we're the sacrifices.

- Good thing I'm not a virgin.
- [SAADIA] Hey.

You two are probably gonna
hook up and leave me solo.

- [SAADIA] Uh, not happening.
- I do not know what to wear.

- Try this.
- That is so off-brand.

- What? No, it's not.
- [GROANS]

Yes, girl. You look fire.

I don't know. Costumes
feel like kids' stuff.

[ASHLEY] This is the one, okay?
You're gonna slay in this,

- and you know it, too.
- Let's find you something good.

[CHARLIE SCREAMS]
I'll m*rder your whole family!

- [LAUGHING]
- Jesus f*cking Christ.

Oh, God, that was priceless!

You know you can't return that
after you pissed in it, right?

- You're such an assh*le.
- [CHARLIE] Hey, that attitude

is why you're number one
on the dead pool.

- What's the dead pool?
- [CHARLIE] Seriously?

What, Jay Bennet put it together online.

Everyone's betting on who
the Druid's next victim's gonna be.

- That's creepy. Am I on it?
- Yeah, dude, you're fourth.

So, you guys want in?
Winner gets bones.

Sure. Might even be you.

Okay, well, that's
kind of impossible, but...

Yeah, you go around pretending
to be the Druid all the time.

- He's got to be pissed.
- [CONNOR] Mm-hmm.

You guys are all nuts 'cause I don't live

in your freak show apartment,
and that's where he hunts.

I'm pretty sure he'd be willing
to make an exception for you.

You know, maybe branch out
a little bit, get rid of the posers.

Well... I'm, uh, I'm... I'm
way too smart to be k*lled

- by some knob in a costume.
- [SCOFFS]

So, yeah, bunch of losers.

I am pretty sure he just
pissed in his costume.

- [CONNOR CHUCKLING]
- Idiot.

Finally.

[DOOR CLOSING]

- What's in the box?
- It's Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

It's from my Violettas.

- Who?
- Hello? My stans.

My fans.

- Okay, so his name is Stan?
- [VIOLET] Ugh, no.

Stans! Stalker fans, extreme fans.

Really, baby, how do you live
with me and not know this stuff?

Mine are called Violettas, and
this is my first bit of fan mail.

[GASPS] I bet they bought me a present.

Okay, so open it.

Okay.

Okay.

- You're scared.
- I am not scared.

That stupid detective
just got into my cabeza,

said I should watch what
I say about the Druid.

Stans can go cray-cray
when they love you this much.

Like, I may look like Selena,
but I don't want to be her.

- Stop.
- There's no address on it, just a name.

Yeah, " and I owe you one".
That's his user or her.

- Okay, you can't open that.
- Why? You're here. It'll be okay.

There's a f*ckin' psychopath
running around k*lling people.

He could've put a b*mb
or anthr*x in there.

Violet, wait! Jesus.

[RUSTLING]

Aw... see?

Look how cute that is.

Yeah, that's, uh, that's
not cute. That's creepy.

He says he wants to meet me
and help me with my case.

You can't meet the guy.

- Safe, right?
- No, it's not.

Can you just put down
your phone for two seconds?

Okay, journalists do this all the time.

That... that Christian "Aman-power" woman,

she's out in w*r zones
with bombs every day for her job.

K*llers don't k*ll journalists.

He k*lled a f*cking high-school
teacher and the coffee guy.

He doesn't care what
people do for a living.

You know what they say?
Risk it to win it.

- [SCOFFS]
- No guts, no glory.

[JOE] Violet, if you press send,

you're officially risking your life
for a f*cking website.

- [VIOLET] f*ck it.
- [JOE] Really?

[MUTTERING]

[KEYBOARD KEYS CLICKING]

- [SIGHS]
- [KEYBOARD KEYS CLICKING]

[GROANS]

[GROANING]

[BREATHES HEAVILY]

Joe? This f*cking door is stuck.

The police told you to stop,
Violet, okay? The... The police!

[VIOLET] Joe, open this f*cking door!

- No, I'm not...
- Open this f*cking door right now!

No, Violet, I'm not letting you...

Open it right now! Open it right now!

I'm not letting you add
to the body count in this building!

- My fans need me.
- [JOE] We stay here. We...

- My fans need me.
- Forget your g*dd*mn fans, Violet!

At least I f*cking matter to them.

[SIGHS] You...

you matter to me, okay?
And I love you and...

You don't love me.

[CRYING] If you loved me,
you wouldn't f*ck some guy

who lives down the hall.

Yeah, well, maybe

if you didn't spend all
day jerking off your phone,

I wouldn't have.

But... but I did, and I'm sorry. I...

Right, you stuck your d*ck
in someone else.

That isn't a f*cking oopsy.

Well, now I look like a f*cking
raccoon, so... thank you for that.

Look... let's head out of here, okay?

Let's hop on a plane
and go to the desert.

- Now you sound crazy.
- No.

No, that place you always
wanted to move out to,

near that Coachella thing.

The next flight, okay? No murders,
no fans, no online craziness.

Please. Please, let me
get you out of here.

What about Angel?

His life's in danger too.

You go get your things together.

I'm... I'm just gonna go get
some cases from storage, okay?

[SIREN BLARING]

[DOOR SHUTS]

[CHANTING]

- What are you doing?
- [AMBER CHANTING]

Amber.

Protection.

Quartz. Master healer.

For you, Azrael. [BREATHES HEAVILY]

[SIGHS]

Passports?

I have to get Violet
outta here. It's not safe.

- You should leave, too.
- I'll be fine. I always am.

- Angel.
- [ANGEL] No.

I don't want you to miss your flight.

Angel, please, come, just...
Angel, come on, please.

- [SIGHING]
- Just stop.

Violet and that stupid f*cking website.

She's painted a target on her back.

I need to get her away.
She's her own worst enemy.

No. No, baby, you are.

I have to take care of her.
She has no one else.

She doesn't even have you.

Not really, not the real you.

You want her to go, she should go,

but why do you have to go with her?

- Because she won't.
- Then that's her choice.

Just like this is your choice.

[SIGHS]

I'm such a f*cking coward.

No.

No, you're a sweet... confused man

who... who wants to find a way
out of this without hurting her.

I want this.
I want this so f*ckin' bad.

[JOE SIGHS]

Wait. I'mma... I'mma get Violet outta here.

I'm gonna get her settled in,
and then the next time I see you,

I'll be completely free,
and we can be us again, okay?

- Keep walking, Jared.
- [JARED SCREAMING]

Honey, what happened?

Where are you cut? Where are you hurt?

- I don't know.
- What were you doing?

- I... I got paint on my face.
- Where?

Oh! Where did you...

- Where did you do this?
- Over there.

- There?
- Over there.

[CROW CAWING]

- [WOMAN SCREAMING]
- [POLICE RADIO CHATTERING]

Good thing Mom's a nature lover.

I think that might've just changed.

Anything?

I mean, just f*cking joints and bottles!

[POLICE OFFICER] Some memorial party.

[ROBERTA] How much longer
do we have to keep her up there?

Two hours, tops.

They weren't all here just getting high

watching her be m*rder*d, right?

I'm working very hard
to prove that's not the case.

Must've happened right after.

Based on what?

If they'd all been here,

some assh*le would've posted
photos online like Dixon's head.

- Yeah.
- [ROBERTA] Why risk k*lling here?

- In public?
- [CAMERA CLICKS]

So, the boys love what
this does to the girls.

Too much, or not enough?

- [JOE SIGHS]
- I was thinking maybe we could spend

the first couple nights
at a fancy resort.

You know, splurge and enjoy ourselves.

After the day we've had,
we totes deserve it,

and then we can get something
a little more budget,

a little more our speed, babe.

- Oh, you know what?
- Violet.

[VIOLET] I grabbed
a bunch of clothes for you too,

- but you need a new bathing suit.
- Violet, please, just stop.

Me and Angel, you know...

that wasn't just some accident.

We even talked about
how much that's really me.

I know.

I've always known. I...

I thought you might be bi since forever.

How? I didn't even know.

A wife can kind of pick up
on these things.

[CHUCKLES] I wish you would've told me.

Well, I wish that you knew
that you could trust me

- with something like that.
- [SIGHS]

I didn't, I didn't think you'd...
I didn't think you'd accept me.

I would take you whatever, Joe.

It's you I love.

No matter what, I love you so much.

And, though, this is not exactly

how I hoped things
would go between us...

- I'm really glad we had what we had.
- [JOE SNIFFLES]

My little Topo Gigio. [LAUGHS]

My bae.

Hey, you don't regret

- any of this, right? Okay.
- No, no, no.

God, no, V. It was great.

We had tons of fun and
there was so much good stuff.

And I love you.

- I did the whole time.
- I know. I know.

- [MOANING]
- Oh, baby, you like that?

- Oh, yeah, right there.
- Right there?

- Oh, you're so good.
- [MOANING]

[JOE MOANING]

[BOTH MOAN]

[SIREN BLARING]

[SINGH] Figure it out yet?

[ROBERTA] Oh, yeah, just redecorating.

sh*t, I guess these background checks
are a waste of time, then.

The neighborhood appeals to all kinds
of fine, upstanding criminals.

Cassidy Olensky has
two public-indecency charges,

and something else
expunged from her record.

- Matches what I've heard.
- [SINGH] Angel's got two arrests.

- Didn't peg him for a bad guy.
- Protests.

Then there's all the calls we got
to the apartment itself.

[ROBERTA] Saadia's dad calls to complain

about fights with the Rijkers,

the Rijkers call about Dan.

Five times.

And Dan calls about them,
about Angel, about Saadia's dad.

The kid's crying
to the teacher in a playground.

- No red flags?
- Saved the best for last.

Dan has got a greatest-hits rap sheet.

DUls, vandalism, harassment,
death threats.

Then there's this white-power website

calling for the eradication
of anyone who looks like me or...

- Me.
- [SINGH] Yeah.

Checking to see if she's Antifa.

Dan has a big hate-on
for the anti-fascists.

We all hate someone.

Just need to find someone
who hates enough to k*ll.

[SCOFFS] Classy.

I guess the Druid's got
a bit of a cult following.

[CHUCKLES]

That guy was a bust.

It's not how much he wanted
for a bottle of vodka,

- it's what he wanted.
- Ew.

- Gross. So, what now?
- Plan B.

Well, who can we text? Um...

Perfect.

[ASHELY] Mr. Olensky.

- Get the f*ck outta my way.
- Uh.

No. You have to pay a fine.

- A -er of vodka. Hmm?
- f*ck off.

[ASHLEY] Final answer?

'Cause I might just call that m*rder cop

and tell her you used to b*at Cassidy.

I never laid a hand on my daughter! Never!

Who do you think they'll believe?

It's okay. We'll find someone else.

How are you, Mr. Olensky?

Ah, f*ck off. f*ck off with the...
the touchy, feely bullshit.

Give me your f*ckin' money.

I'm gonna keep the f*ckin' change too.

f*ckin'...

[ASHLEY] That worked.

- I wasn't trying to make it work.
- [DAN MUTTERING]

[SAADIA] He's been through a lot.

What did I tell you? You're too nice.

[SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING]

[INHALES] Okay.

[MURMURING]

Mm-mm.

Mm. Oh, my God, give it a f*ckin' rest!

- [SIGHING]
- Hey, fam. V here.

I am so excited. Today is gonna be huge.

Guess what. I'm launching
a new channel! [CHEERING]

- LGBTQ and me.
- [SCOFFING]

I know, WTF, right? You V? No.
Not me. I'm not that way,

but someone very close to me is.

Now, I know a lot of you
have been hating on Joe,

saying that his bisexuality
is causing drams in our sitch,

and I'm here to say no, no way.
That is not true,

because I am an ally. Woot-woot!
I heart Joe's sexual identity.

- [ANGEL] Wow.
- That wasn't the problem.

The problem is we were both
victims of infidelity.

What a f*ckin' nut job. Whoa.

I just know, though,
that we are gonna make it.

- We're gonna make it together, me...
- [ANGEL] Mm-hmm.

... and Joe-Joe and my Violettas.

- Modern f*cking love, b*tches.
- Full-on deluded psycho bitch.

[PHONE CHIMES]

[JOE AND VIOLET MOANING]

[JOE] Oh, f*ck.

Oh, baby.

- [EXHALES SHARPLY]
- [JOE AND VIOLET MOANING]

- [KNOCKING AT THE DOOR]
- [JOE THROUGH TABLET] Yeah.

- Hey, I wanted to tell you that...
- [JOE AND VIOLET MOANING]

[JOE GROANS]

f*ck you, Joe!

[SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING]

Violet! Violet!

Where are you, Violet?

Violet! Violet?

["LE FOG" BY MATTHEW PROGRESS PLAYS]

♪ Flex, flex ♪

- How do I look?
- [CLICKS TONGUE]

Less pixie and more prosty,
if you don't stop moving your lips.

I got some snacks.

And, there. Mm. My work here is done.

This is what people are
wearing to the party?

[ASHLEY] f*ck 'em, okay?
We wear what we want,

and we look better than
any of them. [CHUCKLES]

- Whoa! I look...
- [ASHLEY] Better than hot.

Pixies are, like, sexy,
bad-ass spirit animals.

I thought they were supposed to be good.

Yeah, aren't they supposed
to bless you and stuff?

[ASHLEY] Yeah, if they like you.
If they don't,

they kidnap your babies and

hide them in the forest to eat them.

So sexy means cannibals.
Not exactly what I was going for.

Well, you nailed the first part.
You're missing one thing, though.

♪ Flex, flex, flex ♪

♪ Hold up what was your name, flex
Hold up what did you say, flex ♪

♪ Just don't f*ck with my g*ng, flex
g*ng flex, g*ng flex, g*ng flex ♪

♪ Express yourself
Don't refresh yourself ♪

- [SAADIA] It's amazing. Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Aw.

Want some?

[SAADIA COUGHING]

- I'm good.
- [CONNOR] Yeah, she doesn't smoke.

And I don't drink, or steal babies.

We're the perfect pair.
Sorry for trying to corrupt you.

Makes me about as paranoid
as your parents.

[COUGHS] sh*t! Text them.

Tell them I'm... I'm, uh,
wiped from exams,

and... and that I'm
sick, but not too sick.

Actually, scratch that. I'm not sick.

Just don't freak out. I'll let 'em know.

- Okay. Thanks.
- [CONNOR] You're such a lightweight.

I'm not that high, am I?

[CONNOR COUGHING]

This is everything I could find
from the night Kit was k*lled.

CCTV, surveillance, social media.

That's that Rijker's kid
from the building.

[ROBERTA] And the Druid behind him.

- [CLUB MUSIC PLAYING]
- [CHEERING]

[ROBERTA] Huh. He's all
by himself, every sh*t.

[SINGH] Makes sense. Solo k*ller, right?

Ten feet from the k*ller
and having the time of their lives.

Hey, buddy!

Oh, why so grim, reaper?

Get it? Ah...

What a buzz-k*ll over here. [LAUGHING]

[SINGH] This guy's lucky
he didn't end up dead.

That's not who the Druid was after.

Why go to a party to k*ll someone?
Anyone could've seen him.

It was targeted... not planned.

Something drove him to the party.

What is it?

[ROBERTA] This is Noelle Samuels,

the woman who bled out at the tree.

This is it.

Both the Druid victims
at the party together.

[VIOLET] Joe?

Joe?

You scared me.

Hello?

Why didn't you tell me
that you were back?

I thought you said you wanted to go.

Joe!

Hello? Babe?

Hello?

[VIOLET SCREAMING]

No! Don't touch me! Don't touch me!

- [JOE GROANING]
- [VIOLET SCREAMING]

[SIGHS]

[ROBERTA] Anything?

Noelle really liked red-velvet cupcakes.

I'm going through all her followers.

She had a core group of likers.

[ROBERTA] Same people
as on her other accounts.

Whoa. This Wyatt guy liked photos.

Yeah, he's all over her
photo feeds. Who's he?

Wyatt something.

Looks like a short relationship
way back. It's complicated.

Then they were in a relationship,
then it was complicated.

A bunch of untagged photos
of him on her feed.

He just disappears online.

You got a clear breakup for him
and Noelle?

I... I'd say June, mid to end of June.

That's right around the night
of the first Druid m*rder.

Had to be before that.

- Wyatt liked all of her posts that night.
- Half the night.

There's the last one he liked.

And pic after that?

Wyatt did not like that.

Or anything after it.

Do you have any pictures of him?

That one.

Holy sh*t.

- What? What am I looking at?
- His boots.

Wyatt's wearing the same
f*cking boots as the Druid.

[BRANCHES SNAPPING]

[JOE SCREAMS AND GRUNTS]

- [VIOLET WHIMPERING]
- [JOE GROANS]

[MUFFLED SCREAMING]

Hey, fam. V here! Today is gonna be huge.

I'm so excited. Guess what? Guess what?

I'm starting a new channel!

- [EXCLAIMING] LGBTQ.
- [JOE] No!

No.

- [VIOLET OVER COMPUTER] I know. WTF.
- Stop, no!

No! No, no. No.

- No, no!
- [VIOLET SCREAMING]

Stop! Stop, please!

- Please! No!
- [VIDEO PLAYING INDISTINCTLY]

- [VIOLET SCREAMING]
- [VIOLET THROUGH LAPTOP] ... I am an ally.

- Woot-woot!
- [JOE] No.

- I heart Joe's sexual identity.
- No!

[MUFFLED SCREAMING]

[VIOLET OVER COMPUTER] The problem is
we were both victims of infidelity.

- [JOE] Stop!
- [VIOLET] I just know...

- Stop!
- ... that we're gonna make it...

- Please!
- ... me and Joe-Joe.

- ... and my Violettas.
- [MUFFLED SCREAMING]

Modern f*cking love, b*tches.

- Now, we just thought, you know...
- [JOE] No! No! No!

... we thought it would
be super-selfish of us

not to share our journey.

[JOE] No, no, no! No, no!
No, no, no! No!

- No!
- [MUFFLED SCREAMING]

[JOE] Oh, no. No. [EXCLAIMING]

- We just thought...
- [JOE GROANING]

- We thought it would be super selfish...
- [JOE] No, please! Please!

Ah! No, hey, hey! Please.

Nothing's gonna tear us apart, baby.

- [JOE] No! Please.
- Not one little thing.

- I love you so much.
- [JOE] No!

- No.
- Thanks for listening.

[GASPS AND CHUCKLES]
Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t.

Babe? Joe, baby, baby,
come here, come here.

Come here. You have to look at this.

My video has over , f*cking views.

- God. Stop it.
- [VIOLET LAUGHING]

- What?
- Stop it. Jesus.

What's wrong?

I don't want to watch
our neighbor k*ll herself.

These people are our friends.

Do you want Amber to see her wife
set herself on fire again?

Their f*cking kids could see this.

A, they saw it for reals.

B, they don't have to watch it,
if they don't want to.

- [SIGHS]
- [VIOLET] Fine. Fine.

You know what? If it'll make you happy,

then I will take it down.
I'll delete it. Okay.

- Delete it, Violet.
- Okay. [CHUCKLES]

Okay, baby, just hear me out.

Tomorrow it'll peak,
and then I will take it down.

- Oh, my God.
- [VIOLET] Cross my heart and hope to die.

Joe. I'm trending on four sites.

Okay.

- [WOMAN SCREAMING]
- Oh, buckle up, baby,

we are going viral! [LAUGHS]

- [MUFFLED SCREAMING]
- [JOE] No!

No! [GRUNTING]

- [VIOLET SOBBING]
- No!

- [VIOLET WHIMPERING]
- No! Ah! No!

- [BOTH SCREAMING]
- [SQUISHING]

[BOTH SOBBING AND SCREAMING]

[JOE GROANING]

[VIOLET WHIMPERING]

Police!

- [POUNDING ON THE DOOR]
- Police! Open up!

- Whoa! Whoa, whoa!
- [ROBERTA] Freeze!

- Okay, okay.
- Don't move.

[KAILI] Kit?

Hey.

Kaili, my neighbor.

Can... Can you... Can you drive me home?

[KAILI] Well, you're not that far.

See, the thing is, I'm really f*cked up.

I'd appreciate
if you could drive me home.

You'll be fine.

- You don't need my help. Remember?
- [KIT] Really?

[GROANING] f*ck!

[WYATT GROANING]

Dispatch, this is Detective Singh.

We need a patrol unit to our location.

[POLICE DISPATCHER]
Copy that. Units are en route.

I heard something before I came in.

You hide something? You got a g*n?

I was making a smoothie.
You want one? [LAUGHING]

[ROBERTA] Your cellies are gonna love you.

Uh-huh. [LAUGHING]

- [SNIFFS]
- [WYATT LAUGHING]

What do we have here?

[LAUGHS AND GRUNTS]

- What's in the bag, Wyatt?
- Oh, come on, and ruin the surprise?

You're gonna love it.

Are you scared? Hmm?

Maybe you should be.

Oh, my God!

[LAUGHING]

[WYATT GROANING]

[WYATT LAUGHING]
Oh, look at your face! Huh?

- You're so proud of yourself.
- You're done k*lling.

Why wouldn't I feel good about that?

But I couldn't have k*lled Noelle

if you didn't screw up
so bad a year ago.

How do you feel about that? Huh?

[SCREAMING AND SOBBING]

Hey, guys, it's me, Violet.

Today's the most important
day of my life...

and I want to share it with you.

Joe is dead. No, no, no!

And it's all my fault.

I brought the wrath of the Druid
on me because...

because I'm a selfish bitch

who doesn't care about
anyone but myself.

[SOBBING]

I don't want to.

Thank you for letting
me exploit the pain

of others for entertainment.

Most of all, thank you for watching
and cheering me on.

I did it, guys. I'm famous.

No, no, no!

- [SCREAMING]
- [BONES CRACKING]

[WHIMPERING]

They're gonna wipe that smile
right off your face in prison.

You think I'm afraid?

Hmm? They're all gonna love me.

I'm f*ckin' famous.

I'm a legend.

I'm the f*ckin' Druid.