Capture Quest
Collect Migrating Tuna
Quest Failed
Customer Did you hear? Starting next year, there won't be any more tuna.
Customer Some crazy mage screwed up the entire landscape.
Customer I always look forward to tuna season...
Kazuma Zero points.
Megumin What?! Come on, today's expl*si*n magic was worth at least worth points!
Kazuma It was worth nothing, and that's being generous!
—sion!
Kazuma You let loose an expl*si*n because you thought
Kazuma a monster was going to take our tuna?!
Kazuma What's the point if you blow up the fish, too?!
—sion!
Kazuma Would it k*ll you to learn some other advanced magic already?!
Darkness Kazuma, that's going too far.
Kazuma You reek of fish.
Kazuma As soon as we got on the water, they were gnawing on you!
Aqua Hey, are we in debt again now?
Aqua What are we gonna do?!
Aqua I don't wanna work part-time anymore!
Kazuma The arch priest who makes everything a pain.
Kazuma The arch wizard who makes everything go to waste.
Kazuma And the crusader who makes everything smell like wild game.
Kazuma It seems my adventure with these useless comrades is headed for its climax!
Lady Adventurer Isn't stealing underwear the only thing he's good at?
Lady Adventurer B He's the kind of scumbag who'd dropkick a woman without a second thought!
Lady Adventurer B Scumzuma! Scumzuma! Scumzuma!
Kazuma If this was an anime or a video game,
Kazuma I'd probably have some romantic interests by now...
Kazuma Hey, it's Yunyun. What's got you so looking so intense?
Yunyun K-Kazuma-san...
Kazuma Uh, yeah?
Yunyun I... I...
Yunyun I want to have your baby!
Kazuma And thus begins my popular phase!
Blessing Legend of Crimson
The Movie
Aqua Ow!
Aqua Why'd you scratch me?!
Kazuma Could you say that again for me?
Yunyun I-I said I want to have a baby with you!
Kazuma I've always wanted to start with a daughter...
Yunyun N-No! The first child has to be a boy!
Kazuma I thought she was on the meek side,
Kazuma but she actually knows how to speak her mind!
Megumin What is wrong with you, Yunyun?!
Aqua Stop! Chomusuke!
Darkness Do you realize what kind of man he is?!
Megumin You need to snap out of it!
Megumin What in the world's gotten into you?
Yunyun If Kazuma and I don't have a baby, the world will... And the Devil King...
Megumin The Devil King?
Kazuma I see. The fate of the world, huh?
Kazuma It's all right, dear. You can leave the world and the Devil King to me.
Kazuma Once we have this baby,
Kazuma the Devil King will be dealt with and the world saved, right?
Kazuma How could I possibly refuse someone in need?
Darkness B-But you always try to get out of monster extermination quests!
Megumin Seriously!
Kazuma Shut it!
Kazuma Keep your noses out of our relationship, got it?!
Kazuma I'm finally in my popular phase! So buzz off!
Megumin He's mad at us?
Megumin But if an acquaintance of mine is getting involved with a shady guy,
Megumin it's only natural that I'd speak up!
Yunyun C-Calm down, everyone!
Yunyun I'm sorry! This is my fault! Please, just calm down!
Kazuma Wonderful! Magnificent!
Kazuma For the first time ever, I'm glad I came to this world!
Kazuma And what is with you two? Do you secretly like me or something?
Kazuma Are you jealous because of my romantic developments with Yunyun?
Kazuma Then you should've just said so, you tsundere duo!
Megumin How dare you?!
Yunyun Megumin, the Crimson Demon Village...
Megumin Why would anyone be jealous about that?!
Yunyun The Crimson Demon Village is going to be wiped out!
Megumin You must think—
Multi KONOSUBA!
Aqua Your tea.
Yunyun Th-Thank you...
Megumin Now, what exactly is going on?
Yunyun I got this letter from my father...
Megumin "By the time you receive this letter,
Megumin I will surely have passed on."
Megumin It says the Crimson Demon Village is under att*ck by the Devil King's forces.
Megumin "A fortune-teller saw a future where the village would be devastated...
Megumin But they also saw a light of hope.
Megumin That light was the only survivor of the Crimson Demons, Yunyun."
Megumin How is she the only survivor?
Yunyun Forget that, just keep reading!
Megumin But what happened to me?!
Megumin "As the only survivor,
Megumin she would meet a certain man in the town of beginners.
Megumin This man, though unremarkable and with no special power,
Megumin will become her spouse."
Kazuma Why'd you look at me after reading that?
Kazuma And was that seriously all it took to convince you it was me?!
Megumin "Then, as time passes,
Megumin the son born to her and this man would go on a journey.
Megumin But the boy did not know...
Megumin that he would be the one to avenge his clan and slay the Devil King..."
Kazuma O-Our little boy's gonna b*at the Devil King?!
Darkness Wait a second, Kazuma!
Aqua Hey, that doesn't work for me!
Aqua That seriously isn't gonna cut it!
Aqua I can't wait that long!
Aqua I want the Devil King defeated as soon as possible!
Aqua Do you really expect me to wait until your kid grows up?!
Aqua Can't we wrap this up in three years or so?
Aqua Because if not, then I want you to forget about this prophecy!
Kazuma You seriously want a toddler to take on the Devil King?
Yunyun Our village has very skilled fortune-tellers. So...
Kazuma I understand. In that case, you can count on me.
Kazuma It's to save the world. It must be done.
Darkness I-I can't believe you!
Darkness You're usually so wishy-washy! Why the sudden streak of manliness?!
Kazuma Shut up! Stop talking, boobs!
Megumin "Heroic Tales of the Crimson Demons, Chapter ."
Darkness Boobs?!
Kazuma It's just having a kid! Or is that a crime now?!
Megumin "Written by Arue."
Yunyun Arue, you dummy!
Kazuma Wait, what does that mean?! Explain!
Kazuma What happens to my kid?! What do I do?!
Kazuma Do I strip here? Or in my room?!
Megumin Arue is a classmate of ours from the village who wants to be an author.
Darkness So it was just a story, then...
Darkness But what about that first letter?
Megumin I believe this one is genuine.
Megumin The Crimson Demons have been a thorn in the side
Megumin of the Devil King's army for a long time.
Kazuma Wait, hold up! What do I do about my masculine obligation now?!
Kazuma Hey, Yunyun?
Kazuma Aren't we supposed to start a bittersweet relationship now?
Darkness You are not!
Darkness Megumin, why are you so calm about this?
Darkness Aren't you worried about your family and classmates?
Yunyun Th-That's right!
Yunyun What should we do, Megumin?!
Megumin The Crimson Demons are feared by the Devil King for a reason.
Megumin I have a hard time believing our village will go down without a fight.
Megumin Besides, as long as the chief's daughter, Yunyun, is safe,
Megumin we won't die out, even if the village is destroyed.
Megumin So we need only think of it in these terms:
Megumin "Our friends from the village will always live on... in our hearts."
Yunyun Megumin, you monster!
Megumin KONOSU—bahck!
Yunyun I am so, so sorry!
Kazuma H-Hey, it's no big deal.
Kazuma But what are you gonna do?
Yunyun Well, I think I'll head back to the village.
Yunyun I have... f-friends... there.
Kazuma She sure hesitated to use the word "friends" there.
Yunyun Everyone, if you'll excuse me.
Wiz Teleporting?
Wiz You need me to send you near the Crimson Demon Village, then?
Kazuma Yeah, the tsundere here feels homesick.
Megumin Wh-Who are you calling a tsundere?!
Vanir Well, look who it is!
Vanir The man with the easiest-to-level class,
Vanir who somehow still manages to be under-leveled!
Vanir The girl who's been useless as of late, except at calling in familial favors!
Vanir The small-time priest who's overflowing with obnoxious light,
Vanir and the girl from the joke race who can only use joke magic! Welcome, all!
Vanir I was actually hoping to run into you.
Vanir I've drawn up our little contract.
Kazuma You're really gonna go through with this, right?
Vanir But of course!
Vanir I'll buy the rights to Satou Kazuma's intellectual property library for million eris.
Satou O-Okay!
Vanir That said, my debt-ridden fellow, the deal hasn't been completed yet.
Wiz Here you are.
Wiz Drink up.
Vanir I haven't settled on a craftsman to build the products you've dreamed up.
Kazuma Hey, man!
Vanir Hands off the merchandise, you walking blight!
Aqua Excuse me?! I thought the customer was always right!
Aqua And I'm a goddess, so I'm extra right!
Aqua So show me the respect a goddess deserves!
Vanir How dare you try and lecture me
Vanir after damaging my merchandise, you poverty-stricken goddess?!
Vanir Wiz, transport them out of here immediately!
Vanir So irritating!
Wiz Okay, I'll send you to the vicinity of the Crimson Demon Village now.
Wiz I wish you a wonderful journey and experience.
Wiz Teleport!
Kazuma We're off!
Vanir What is it?
Wiz Isn't the Crimson Demon Village near...
Emergency quest!!
Survive! Defend yourselves!!
Kazuma Where the hell did you teleport us, Wiz?!
Orc Hold it right there!
Orc Hey there, handsome! Wanna have some fun with me?
Kazuma Why is there a mob of lady orcs?!
Megumin Kazuma, there aren't any male orcs left in the world!
Megumin They were wiped out ages ago!
Megumin And on the rare occasion that one is born,
Megumin they're usually overworked by the females and die before they can fully mature!
Megumin The surviving female orcs are known for capturing males of other races,
Megumin dragging them back to their communities, and doing all kinds of crazy stuff to them!
Megumin They're natural-born predators of men!
Orc Come spend a few days in our village and you'll have a harem, baby!
Orc We'll give you a taste of heaven on earth!
Kazuma No, thank you!
Kazuma I just turned down a lady's invitation for the first time!
Darkness Wait! Orcs are supposed to be the natural predators of lady knights!
Darkness Male orcs! Renowned for their libido, attacking women the second they see them!
Megumin They're all dead.
Aqua Darkness!
Orc I'm gonna have your babies!
Orc No, me!
Orc I think I'd like a son first! And then boys, and girls!
Orc We'll move into a white house by the sea
Orc and spend every day all over each other!
Kazuma Let me go! I just wanna go home!
Both Kazuma!
Orc Okay, this won't take long! Just close your eyes!
Kazuma Save me, Megumin! Do the thing! The thing you always do!
Megumin I can't use it at this range!
Megumin Darkness, stop being depressed!
Kazuma Can we talk?! Let's talk!
Orc Pillow talk?! I'd love to!
Orc Go ahead and tell me all the dirtiest fantasies you've kept bottled up!
Kazuma P-Please stop!
Kazuma Wait, your name! I don't even know your name or age yet!
Kazuma This might be my first time!
Kazuma Can we maybe start with introductions?!
Kazuma I'm Satou Kazuma!
Orc I'm Swatti the orc, and I'm a sweet -year-old!
Orc Now, how about you introduce me to what you've got down here?
Orc Let me meet your big little boy!
Kazuma But he's so shy!
Kazuma We made our introductions, so could we call it a wrap for today?!
Kazuma Aqua! Aqua, save me!
Yunyun Bottomless Swamp!
Yunyun Orcs who live near the Crimson Demon Village!
Yunyun I'm willing to overlook this because we're neighbors!
Yunyun Now, begone!
Kazuma Yunyun! It's Yunyun!
Megumin Kazuma!
Aqua Kazuma-san!
Kazuma Yunyun! Oh, Yunyun!
Kazuma Thank you so much!
Yunyun It's all right, don't worry.
Yunyun Um... Y-You're covering my robe in snot!
Quest Failed
Kazuma was psychologically scarred
Kazuma was psychologically scarred
Orc (♀)
Aqua There, there. That was scary, wasn't it, Kazuma?
Aqua You're okay now, though. It's all right.
Darkness What exactly happened while I was passed out?
Darkness We only just started this journey.
Kazuma I am so grateful, Yunyun.
Kazuma To be specific, from now on, if anyone asks me, "Who do you look up to?"
Kazuma I'm going to answer "Yunyun!" right away.
Yunyun P-Please don't do that!
Yunyun It almost sounds sarcastic!
Yunyun What are you all doing here, anyway?
Yunyun Megumin, were you worried about the village after all?
Megumin I just remembered some business I had back home.
Yunyun You just won't admit it!
Yunyun You really are worried about everyone!
Yunyun Aren't you?
Yunyun Kazuma, would you like to hear an embarrassing secret about Yunyun?
Yunyun We Crimson Demons are born with a tattoo somewhere on our bodies.
Yunyun And in the case of Yunyun, if you can believe it...
Yunyun Hey, cut it out!
Yunyun How do you even know where my tattoo is?!
Yunyun You can't use your joke expl*si*n magic around here, anyway!
Yunyun So I can easily restrain you if I have to!
Megumin Aqua, I need support magic.
Megumin I think this girl needs to be taught a painful lesson.
Yunyun Y-You coward! You never play fair, Megumin!
Yunyun Never once, ever!
S. Goblin Hey, over here! I hear human voices!
Megumin Do you suppose they're with the Devil King's army?
Megumin This is because of your short temper and shouting, Yunyun!
Yunyun But Megumin, you've got a shorter fuse than me!
Megumin Say that again!
Darkness Enough, you two! If you're too loud, they'll find us.
Darkness Kazuma, say something!
Kazuma Hey, who gives a damn?! Tell me where Yunyun's tattoo is!
S. Goblin Found them! They're over here! They were hiding in the bushes!
Darkness What in the world is wrong with you?!
S. Goblin There's even some Crimson Demon brats!
Aqua Well, if it isn't a bunch of discount, wannabe demons!
Aqua Oh, my!
Aqua What might a bunch of ogre-looking wash-outs
Aqua who couldn't even cut it as lesser demons want with us?
Aqua Look, I'll let you walk away this one time, so scram.
Aqua Go on, get!
S. Goblin Hey, priest lady, what gives?
S. Goblin The Crimson Demons put us through hell, and you've got two of them!
S. Goblin You really think we're gonna just let them walk?!
Megumin I seem to recall you saying my magic is a joke.
Megumin Perhaps I should remind you of just how serious it can be.
Yunyun W-Wait a second... You're not gonna...
Megumin expl*si*n!
Megumin Did you see that?! My ultimate spell, expl*si*n magic!
Megumin Well, would you still call that a joke spell?!
Megumin How about it, Kazuma?! What score would you give that expl*si*n?!
Kazuma You get negative points!
Kazuma What now?! Because we're in no condition to carry you away now!
S. Goblin H-H-Holy crap, that was scary...
S. Goblin But now my reinforcements are here.
S. Goblin Say your prayers, people!
S. Goblin Time to cry and beg for mercy, not that it's gonna help!
Bukkororii Not even a scrap of flesh will remain!
Bukkororii The dark flame born from my ebon heart will scorch you!
Red Eye Dead Slayer C Slumber for eternity in the frozen embrace of my ice!
REDS E I... k*ll... you.
Soketto Now... it is born!
S. Goblin Aw, crap!
Bukkororii Light of Saber!
REDS C Light of Saber!
REDS D ...Saber!
Soketto ...ber!
Kazuma Wait, what happened to the dark flames and frozen embraces?
Kazuma No doubt about it, though.
Kazuma Those red eyes...
Bukkororii We heard an expl*si*n in the distance...
Bukkororii and here we find Megumin and Yunyun.
Megumin We were told that the village might be in danger.
Bukkororii I'm curious, Megumin. Are these people your adventuring party?
Bukkororii I am called Bukkororii!
Bukkororii The son of the foremost cobbler among the Crimson Demons!
Bukkororii Arch wizard, and wielder of advanced magic!
Kazuma Hey there. I'm called Satou Kazuma.
Kazuma From my home in Axel, I have mastered countless skills
Kazuma and used them to battle the Devil King's generals.
Bukkororii No outsider has been able to properly return a greeting before!
Bukkororii Megumin, your friends seem really nice.
Bukkororii The village is still some distance away. Let us take you there.
Bukkororii Teleport!
Bukkororii Welcome to the Crimson Demon Village, outsiders.
Bukkororii And it's good to have you back, Megumin, Yunyun.
Yunyun D-Dad? Could you repeat that?
Chief That was just me sending you an update!
Dad Uh, sir, what exactly do you mean?
Yunyun But it said, "By the time you receive this letter, I will surely have passed on."
Chief That's the traditional Crimson Demon greeting!
Yunyun But you said you wouldn't be able to destroy the Devil King's fortress!
Chief Yeah.
Chief The village can't decide whether to destroy it or leave it as a tourist attraction.
Kazuma Yunyun, can I punch your dad in the face?
Yunyun Go ahead.
Chief Yunyun?!
Darkness If the Devil King's army is nearby, then is a general...
Chief Sure, there's one with them. Strong with magic, I believe.
Chief Should be showing up anytime now.
Speaker Devil King Army alert.
Speaker Anyone available, please assemble at the entrance to the village.
Speaker The enemy force numbers around , .
Both A thousand?!
Devil King Forces Approaching!
Goblin R Sylvia-sama! Retreat!
Goblin R You have to survive, even if the rest of us don't!
Goblin H Damn it! Damn it! If we could just get close enough—
Goblin N I said we never should've att*cked the Crimson Demons!
Goblin N Nobody ever listens to me!
Goblin O Suck on this boulder!
Kazuma Holy crap...
Kazuma This is... so impressive, it's freaky, honestly.
Chief What do you think?
Chief We've been wondering if the light show might attract tourists!
Multi KONOSUBA...
Kazuma So, those are real Crimson Demons, huh?
Megumin When you put it that way, it makes it sound like you know a fake one.
Megumin Why don't you explain exactly what you mean by that?
Aqua Hey, Megumin, is that your stable?
Megumin That's not a stable. It's the house.
Kazuma Is this your little sister, Megumin?
Kazuma She's pretty cute!
Aqua It's like having a mini Megumin!
Aqua Hey, want some candy?
Megumin I'm back, Komekko.
Komekko Dad! Megumin's back, and she's snared a man!
Kazuma Hey, little missy! Could we perhaps discuss this?!
Kazuma KONOSUBA!
Kazuma What do I do?
Kazuma The one who's supposed to smooth a situation like this over is...
Kazuma Damn you!
Aqua Look at this!
Aqua See how the mug moves around once I've flipped it over?
Komekko Oh, wow! How'd you do it?! How are you doing that?
Darkness It's a magnet! It must be some kind of magnet!
Aqua No, there are no magnets or magic involved!
Hyoizaburo So...
Hyoizaburo What exactly is the nature of your relationship with our daughter?
Kazuma Like I've been saying, we're just frie—
Yuiyui Honey!
Yuiyui Stop! No more flipping the table and breaking it!
Yuiyui We don't have that kind of money! Stop!
Hyoi Forgive me. I lost my composure.
Hyoi It's just that you kept insisting so shamelessly that you're only friends...
Kazuma This isn't much, but here...
Hyoi Dear, I believe Kazuma-san meant to give this to me.
Yuiyui Oh, really? After all that bluster just now,
Yuiyui you're being polite enough to call him Kazuma-san?
Yuiyui You really shouldn't. It's embarrassing.
Yuiyui This is going to be our dinner tonight.
Yuiyui I'm not going to let you snack on it with your booze.
Kazuma Ma'am, those are just dumplings...
Kazuma They don't make much of a snack, let alone a meal.
Komekko Hey, is this the kind of food that actually fills you up,
Komekko instead of the watery rice porridge we usually eat?!
Kazuma It really isn't much, but here...
Hyoi We're so glad to have you, Kazuma-san!
Hyoi Dear, bring out some of the good tea!
Yuiyui We only have one type of tea, honey.
Yuiyui KONOSUBA!
Hyoi I don't care what you feed us! You can't have Komekko!
Kazuma I don't want her! That's not what I'm trying to do!
Kazuma Komekko, you can have the rest.
Komekko I can?! Yay!
Yuiyui You seem nice enough, so I won't object...
Yuiyui But I really think you should pay off your debts before taking in our daughter.
Kazuma I just told you that we're only friends!
Yuiyui But in her letters...
Kazuma Can I ask you what she wrote, exactly?
Yuiyui Well, for starters...
Yuiyui You left her covered in a sticky fluid and made sport of her.
Yuiyui When she depleted her magic power,
Yuiyui you carried her on your back while pressing her chest against you.
Yuiyui You bathed together.
Yuiyui As she napped innocently on the sofa,
Yuiyui you stared up her skirt while sitting across from her and holding your knees.
Yuiyui You feed Chomusuke and say,
Yuiyui "This is what I want. Bring me more of this! Then I'll feed you even more!"
Yuiyui while showing her some underwear...
Kazuma I am so sorry!
Hyoi But in spite of it all, she says you're an important friend...
Hyoi And that even if you're a debt-ridden,
Hyoi perverted foul-mouth without a lick of sense,
Hyoi you'd die without her, so she'll stay with you.
Hyoi Considering she said all that, I'm sure there's more to you than it seems.
Kazuma There are parts of that I'd argue against,
Kazuma but being called an important friend does make me kind of happy.
Yuiyui Since you're in the same party as her,
Yuiyui we'd love to help you out...
Kazuma No, it's all right! I'm on the verge of making a fair bit of money.
Hyoi Oh? Exactly how much are we talking?
Kazuma I think it was million eris.
Both million?!
Kazuma Huh? Should I have not said that?
Hyoi I've got a great idea, Kazuma-san! You should spend the night here!
Hyoi As my daughter's comrade and friend, it's only natural!
Hyoi I mean, as an adventurer, you don't have a home of your own, right?!
Kazuma N-No, I actually have a mansion in Axel...
Both Mansion?!
Kazuma The second I brought up the mansion and the million,
Kazuma the reception got a lot warmer...
Kazuma But this place seems pretty safe,
Kazuma so once Megumin's rested up, we should get out of here
Kazuma before we get caught up in any trouble.
Darkness How can you suggest such a thing?!
Darkness Don't you care what happens to your daughter?!
Yuiyui It's perfectly fine. She's old enough to get married,
Yuiyui and Kazuma-san is an adult with good judgment.
Yuiyui Even if something were to happen...
Darkness What are you—
Yuiyui Sleep.
Kazuma She actually did it!
Kazuma Is this...
Yuiyui Oh, Kazuma-san. All done with the bath?
Yuiyui Everyone's already asleep,
Yuiyui so would you help me move them into their rooms?
Yuiyui Well, enjoy yourselves!
Kazuma This is no time to be enchanted!
Kazuma I think those orcs might have traumatized me...
Kazuma I'm gonna need some emotional care from those nice succubi when I get back to Axel.
Yuiyui Lock.
Kazuma I know I slipped up by talking about the money that was coming in,
Kazuma but this lady is pretty intense...
Kazuma Hang on a sec.
Kazuma Aqua got hammered and fell asleep,
Kazuma and Hyoizaburo-san and Darkness were both put to sleep by her mom!
Kazuma The door's been locked from outside with magic!
Kazuma No one can get in here, and I can't get out!
Kazuma What a setup!
Kazuma There's only one futon. It's spring, but nights are still cold.
Kazuma If I sleep without any cover, I might get sick.
Kazuma And what if it develops into pneumonia?
Kazuma Given these factors, there should be no problem with me sleeping next to Megumin.
Kazuma But if I made a move on her while she was sleeping so peacefully,
Kazuma that'd rob me of any pretense that I could use to deny
Kazuma when Darkness or Aqua call me a creep or a scumbag!
Kazuma I'm a gentlemen! That's not like me!
Kazuma However, her parents have signed off on this situation.
Kazuma I bet if Megumin sued me, I could win!
Kazuma Wait, could I?
Kazuma Damn it! I should have studied up more on law!
Kazuma If I had known this would happen, I would've!
Kazuma Wait, that's not it!
Kazuma What am I, stupid?!
Kazuma This isn't about getting sued! My entire perspective is off-base!
Kazuma No good. I think the situation has me all mixed up.
Kazuma Calm down! Settle yourself, Satou Kazuma!
Kazuma Let's calm down and think this through.
Kazuma Spring or not, it's cold at night. Too cold to think straight.
Kazuma First, let's crawl into the futon and calm down!
Kazuma Wait, no! What a devious trap I've fallen for!
Kazuma Without realizing it, I've ended up sleeping next to Megumin!
Kazuma Let's say I panic and jump out of the futon.
Kazuma Wouldn't that be the exact moment that she'd wake up?!
Kazuma Exactly! The kind of situation where I get punished no matter what I do!
Kazuma If that happens, even if I say, "I didn't do anything!" or "It was your parents' idea!"
Kazuma I could have the best excuses in the world, and no one would care!
Kazuma Oh, bitter injustice!
Kazuma It's a false accusation, that's what it is.
Kazuma And if that's going to be how things turn out, no matter what I do...
Kazuma I may as well turn it around and remove the "false" part of the equation.
Kazuma You can't put me in the same futon as a beautiful girl and expect nothing to happen.
Kazuma More than anything, this situation was cooked up by Megumin's mother.
Kazuma It's fine! I can win!
Kazuma In this kind of situation, I bet I could even b*at Sena in a court of law!
Kazuma Good morning.
Megumin Oh... good morning.
Megumin Uh, how long was I asleep?
Kazuma About eight hours?
Megumin I see...
Megumin And... why am I sleeping in the same futon as you?
Kazuma C'mon, don't make me spell it out.
Megumin Spell what out?!
Kazuma Hey, don't flip the cover up. It's cold.
Megumin I just woke up in my old room next to you, Kazuma! What happened?!
Kazuma Come on, you really think I'd try to pull something?
Kazuma I haven't up until now, have I?
Megumin That's a good point. Sorry.
Megumin I think I was a bit confused, since I just woke up...
Megumin You're not the kind of person who would take advantage of a situation like this.
Kazuma Of course not!
Kazuma I'll have you know your mom locked the door and trapped me in here!
Megumin She did?! Honestly...
Kazuma That being the case, saddle up!
Kazuma It's cold, so into the futon with you!
Kazuma It's fine! I won't do! A thing!
Megumin You won't?
Megumin You really won't do... anything?
Megumin Even though we're all alone...
Kazuma Say what?
Kazuma I-Is she saying I should try something? Is this really my popular phase?!
Kazuma Fool! I'm obviously gonna try something if we're all alone!
Kazuma I've even got your parents' approval!
Megumin You idiot! I suspected as much!
Megumin I'm going to spend the night at Yunyun's house!
Kazuma Damn you! You tricked me!
Megumin Death to perverts!
Megumin Die, die, die, die, die!
Aqua Megumin, Megumin!
Aqua Could you show us the sights around here?
Megumin That's a good idea.
Megumin Why don't we have a nice, leisurely day, and then stay one more night?
Aqua Yay!
Aqua I'm going to have Megumin show me around.
Aqua What are you going to do, Kreeperma-san?
Kazuma Good question. Maybe I'll join...
Kazuma Wait. What did you just call me?
Aqua Did I say something strange?
Kazuma No... Maybe I imagined it?
Kazuma Well, whatever. What about you, Darkness?
Darkness There's a place I'd like to visit.
Darkness You and the others should enjoy your sightseeing, Kazutrash.
Kazuma Okay, sounds— Wait, what did you just say?
Megumin So I'll be showing Aqua and Kursedma around, then?
Megumin There are lots of things to see in town—
Kazuma Hang on a second!
Aqua Is something wrong, Kazuma-san-who-tried-to- mess-with-Megumin-while-she-was-sleeping?
Kazuma I'm sorry.
Megumin This is the mysterious facility where the Crimson Demons' natural enemy is sealed away.
Kazuma What do you mean, mysterious facility?
Megumin Just what I said. It's a mysterious facility.
Megumin No one knows what else is inside, who built it, or for what reason.
Aqua Hey, Megumin.
Aqua Are there any other places with cool things hidden inside?
Megumin Well, there was a tomb where an evil god was sealed away,
Megumin and a piece of land where a nameless goddess was sealed away,
Megumin but eventually, they ended up being released.
Kazuma Are you guys bad at keeping things sealed or what?!
Cheekera Well, if it isn't Megumin! You're back in town?
Cheekera Are these folks from out of town?
Kazuma Does he have... problems with outsiders?
Cheekera I am called Cheekera! Arch wizard and wielder of advanced magic!
Cheekera And owner of the foremost clothing store among the Crimson Demons!
Cheekera Welcome, folks! It's been a while since I've had outsiders in the shop.
Kazuma Having the foremost store is pretty impressive!
Cheekera Well, this is also the only clothing store in the village.
Kazuma Are you mocking us?!
Megumin I was actually hoping to replace my current robe.
Megumin Do you have another just like this?
Cheekera All of them?
Cheekera Wow, our little Megumin's gone all bourgeois!
Megumin I'm honestly surprised the village hasn't heard of my exploits yet!
Megumin And since the robes are what I wear into action,
Megumin it can't hurt to have a few more in my wardrobe.
Megumin That being said, future millionaire Kazuma, lend me some money.
Kazuma You...
Kazuma I mean, fine, but...
Cheekera Thank you very much!
Kazuma Hey...
Megumin What is it?
Kazuma Isn't this...
Kazuma I mean, what the hell? You're hanging clothes from that?
Cheekera Oh, sir, do you recognize it?
Cheekera This is the clothes-drying pole that's been passed down through my family for ages.
Cheekera It never rusts, so it's super handy.
Aqua That's pretty clearly a r*fle.
Kazuma That's what I thought.
Kazuma What is up with this village?
Megumin Kazuma! Aqua!
Megumin Now that you know the charms of the Crimson Demon Village,
Megumin allow me to show you even finer splendor!
Megumin Welcome...
Megumin to our magic academy, the Red Prison!
Yunyun W-Welcome...
Kazuma What're you doing here, Yunyun?
Megumin When I stayed over at her house last night, the friendless wonder seemed lonely,
Megumin so I invited her to come along.
Yunyun I-I-I never said I was lonely!
Megumin You even dug out your old uniform. Why try and hide it?
Aqua So this is your uniform? It's cute!
Megumin Isn't it, though?!
Megumin It's only natural that I get changed
Megumin to show you around our distinguished magical academy!
Kazuma I bet you just wanted to wear it because you felt nostalgic.
Aqua Kazuma always gets prickly when the subject of school comes up.
Aqua He's probably still bitter about not fitting in.
Kazuma Hey, cut it out! That's a confidentiality violation!
Arue I am called Arue...
Arue The most voluptuous among the Crimson Demons, and a future author!
Funifura I am called Funifura!
Funifura The foremost among Crimson Demons who love their brothers,
Funifura known for her brother complex!
Dodonko I am called Dodonko!
Dodonko Foremost among the Crimson Demons at...
Dodonko At... what was it again?
Kazuma You've got a brother complex, huh?
Dodonko I-I just don't have a cool nickname yet!
Megumin Arue... Dodonko, Funikura.
Funifura It's Funifura! You did that on purpose! You totally did, didn't you?!
Funifura We heard you were back in town.
Aqua Who're they?
Megumin Classmates from when we attended the magic academy.
Arue Welcome home. I'm glad to see you made it back safely.
Megumin People might believe the things you write,
Megumin so please don't send "letters" like that anymore.
Dodonko And you people are the members of Yunyun's party?
Funifura I'm surprised you actually exist!
Funifura Yunyun's party, I mean.
Yunyun L-Let me introduce you!
Yunyun Th-This guy is a rookie adventurer,
Yunyun and the girl is an arch priest!
Yunyun There's also a very durable lady who's not with us at the moment!
Yunyun And Megumin was sad on her own,
Yunyun so we recently invited her to join us!
Arue That sounds like a lovely party.
Aqua Yunyun's not actually a member of the party, but she helps us out a lot,
Aqua despite not being a member!
Yunyun Uh...
Megumin Yes, in spite of her not being a member.
Both We figured.
Aqua I've given Yunyun the nickname "frog slayer" in my heart.
Kazuma What are you talking about?
Konosuba_Flashback,Yunyun Light of Saber!
Aqua Come on, remember how she took out those Giant Toads
Aqua with that sparkly sword-like spell?
Dodonko Isn't that...
Arue That's an actual advanced spell.
Funifura Yunyun, I thought you could only do intermediate magic!
Funifura She picked it up at an awkward time,
Funifura so she wasn't able to learn advanced magic before graduation.
Yunyun C-Come on, it's not like I needed to know it.
Aqua What's wrong, Kazuma? Are you still torn up about not having friends in school?
Kazuma That's not it!
Kazuma I was just wondering about Yunyun.
Megumin You mean what they said earlier?
Kazuma I thought Crimson Demons were a bunch of OP weirdos who all used advanced magic.
Megumin Well...
Megumin When I was a student, in order to learn expl*si*n magic,
Megumin I was storing up my skill points.
Megumin I endured it day after day,
Megumin to make sure I could someday learn expl*si*n magic.
Megumin But one day...
Kokemkko Give me my food back!
Megumin Komekko!
Megumin To save Komekko when she was att*cked by monsters,
Megumin Yunyun used her own points in order to learn intermediate magic,
Megumin while I was hesitating...
Kazuma You mean she covered for you so you could learn expl*si*n magic?
Megumin Not that I asked her to, but yes.
Aqua Well, she's a more established mage than you are now,
Aqua so it worked out all right!
Kazuma True enough.
Megumin How dare you?!
The Devil King's forces have appeared!!
Emergency Quest
Sylvia What is it with this woman?! What is she trying to do?!
Goblin S Lady Sylvia! There's no telling what she's after! Please, stand back!
Boglin She's a real freak! Her att*cks are worthless, but she's sturdy as they come!
Darkness As long as there is light in my eyes, you will not pass!
Kazuma Darkness! Good job hanging in there!
Kazuma We brought help from the village!
Darkness K-Kazuma? You're already here?
Darkness I was sad that only female orcs are left, so I came here to see what I could find,
Darkness and even the Devil King's general is a woman!
Darkness What is wrong with this journey?!
Kazuma Could you shut up for a second?!
Kazuma You're ruining that impressive performance!
Sylvia I see. Buying time until your allies arrived, then?
Sylvia From the way you endured those att*cks, you must be a fairly high-level crusader.
Sylvia Was not being able to land any att*cks part of your act?
Darkness I-I suppose there's no point in maintaining the facade...
Darkness Glance...
Kazuma Look, you're Sylvia, right?
Kazuma That crusader is an accomplished warrior who fought the Devil King's general, Vanir!
Sylvia Vanir?!
Sylvia I heard he never returned from the town of Axel...
Sylvia Was that because of you people?
Kazuma Yeah! Megumin here finished him off.
Goblin Vanir-sama is dead?!
Crimson Demons That's awesome!
Kazuma And that's not all!
Kazuma The Dullahan, Verdia, and Hans the Deadly Poison...
Kazuma And even the mobile fortress, Destroyer.
Kazuma The four of us took them all down.
Sylvia Verdia and Hans, too?!
Sylvia But when I think about how we lost contact with Hans
Sylvia after he infiltrated Arcanretia, it seems plausible.
Sylvia I take it you're the leader? Why don't you tell me your name?
Kazuma M-My name?
Kazuma It's Mitsurugi.
Kazuma Mitsurugi Kyouya. Remember it.
Megumin Someone just chickened out.
Aqua He must've been feeling cocky with all these Crimson Demons backing him up.
Sylvia So you're Mitsurugi of the Cursed Sword...
Sylvia I didn't expect to encounter such a powerful party.
Kazuma Taking you down right here with the Crimson Demons' help
Kazuma wouldn't be much of an accomplishment.
Sylvia I appreciate that, Mitsurugi.
Sylvia Let's meet again. When we do, we'll see who comes out on top.
Sylvia Retreat!
Bukkorori Don't let them escape! Lightning Strike!
CD N Light of Saber!
CD C Time to test my magic on you all!
Kazuma I should buy Mitsurugi some bubbly next time I see him.
Kazuma Good morning.
Kazuma Did you get a good night's rest?
Kazuma Good... morn...ing.
Megumin Did you finally cross the line?!
Megumin You beast! Kazuma, you beast!
Kazuma Dummy.
Kazuma I was just holding your hand because it's cold.
Megumin R-Really?
Megumin I suppose I got the wrong idea.
Megumin I'm sorry.
Kazuma H-Hey, it's fine.
Kazuma But it's about time you did seriously thank me.
Kazuma I'm always cleaning up after you guys, after all.
Megumin Thanking you?
Megumin You've got a point.
Megumin Back then, you accepted an aimless wizard
Megumin who could only cast expl*si*n magic. Thank you.
Megumin You always carry me home on your back
Megumin when I can't move after casting it. Thank you.
Megumin I always cause so much trouble,
Megumin but you keep me in the party. Thank you.
Megumin I was just thanking you.
Megumin Why are you embarrassed when you're the one who demanded it?
Kazuma O-Oh...
Kazuma Well, in spite of it all, you guys do help out a lot.
Kazuma To put it in your terms...
Kazuma I am called Satou Kazuma!
Kazuma Axel's weakest adventurer, and foremost at getting into trouble!
Kazuma He who will obtain the wealth to spend his days having fun with the rest of you!
Kazuma And I'm looking forward to it.
Megumin So am I. Here's to a bright future.
Megumin I-It really is cold today.
Megumin As if we're trapped... in... ice...
Megumin Kazuma, care to explain what this is?
Kazuma I think maybe there was a freak blizzard
Kazuma that froze the window shut before blowing away.
Megumin Let me out! Let me out, please!
Megumin Open! Open! Open up, now!
Megumin Mom! Kazuma froze the window shut!
Kazuma Look, I'm sorry, and I'm not gonna do anything!
Kazuma It's cold, so let's go to bed.
Megumin I want my gratitude back!
Kazuma Look, I'm sorry. My bad.
Megumin I'm really regretting all those nice things I said.
Kazuma And after she was the one who held my hand.
Kazuma Feels like we're an old couple in a cold stretch.
Kazuma Freeze...
Megumin Did you just use ice magic again?!
Megumin Do you want me to cling to you that badly?!
Kazuma H-Hey! If you start clinging to me like that...
Megumin I can see why Darkness says that
Megumin every time you've had a chance to do something with her,
Megumin you laugh it off and never do anything.
Megumin You really are a wimp.
Kazuma Huh?
Kazuma Is this... Does Megumin...
Kazuma Is she open to the idea?!
Kazuma This really is my popular phase!
Annoucnement The Devil King Army is attacking! The Devil King Army is attacking!
Annoucnement They've already breached the village!
Kazuma Yeah, that's what I figured.
Kazuma How dare you interrupt just when it was getting good?!
Kazuma What the hell, man?!
Kazuma You ever think about the trouble you cause other people, dumbass?!
Kazuma You want an ass whooping?!
Sylvia I'm sorry!
Sylvia Wait, no!
Sylvia I didn't think I'd run into you out here.
Sylvia Oh, dear!
Sylvia Did I interrupt something?
Megumin No!
Kazuma Hell yeah, you did!
Aqua Do you know how late it is? Could you quiet down?
Kazuma Aqua! One of the Devil King's generals is out here!
Kazuma Get Megumin's parents!
Aqua Okay!
Kazuma You better not expect any mercy just because you're hot!
Kazuma In the name of true gender equality,
Kazuma I will dropkick any rotten woman who deserves it!
Sylvia Are you actually the famous Mitsurugi?
Sylvia You mean to tell me this little thing is the Cursed Sword Gram?
Megumin It's Chunchunmaru.
Megumin I said that sword's name is Chunchunmaru.
Megumin Please don't compare it to some cursed sword nobody's heard of, like Gram!
Sylvia You're not Mitsurugi, are you?
Kazuma My name is Satou Kazuma!
Kazuma I thought if you people knew my name, you'd put a bounty on my head or something!
Sylvia I think I like you!
Aqua Kazuma!
Darkness You! The people of this house have left to gather the other Crimson Demons!
Darkness Surrender now!
Sylvia Settle down, now.
Kazuma Thank you very—
Kazuma Wait, no, that's wrong! This is a trap.
Kazuma I shouldn't be happy just because sh'es exposing skin, busty,
Kazuma and a statuesque beauty in spite of her huge frame {\i }thank you very much{\i }!
Megumin I'll get you out of there, Kazuma!
Darkness You'll blow Kazuma away, too, if you use expl*si*n magic!
Sylvia I'm taking him as a hostage.
Darkness Wait! If you need a hostage, take me!
Sylvia You're a naughty one, aren't you?
Kazuma What has been up with me lately?
Kazuma It starts with Yunyun saying she wants to have my baby,
Kazuma then the orcs, Megumin, and now Sylvia...
Kazuma Even if the orcs weren't really a positive.
Kazuma But this is the kind of luck where I'd expect some kind of backlash.
Kazuma Have I actually entered a popular phase?
Kazuma Or has my high luck stat, my only saving grace, kicked into overdrive?
Sylvia Now, sweetie, stop breathing so heavily...
Sylvia You're heating me up.
Aqua Sacred Exorcism!
Sylvia A sneak att*ck...
Sylvia But I've got bad news.
Sylvia I'm not a pure demon, so it's not going to k*ll me.
Sylvia I am called Sylvia!
Sylvia I am the chief of the Enhanced Monster Development Bureau,
Sylvia she who has synthesized and modified her own body!
Sylvia Yes, Sylvia, the Growth Chimera!
Sylvia And I'm taking this boy with me!
Sylvia Let's become one again.
Megumin Kazuma!
Megumin Did... Did he just let himself be taken?
Kazuma Of course not.
Kazuma This is strange. It's such a perfect fit, and I feel so safe.
Kazuma Like I've finally found the sanctuary I've been searching for.
Darkness Hold on, Kazuma! I'll get you out of there!
Kazuma I'd rather you didn't.
Kazuma I said I'd rather you didn't.
Kazuma You guys have been kind of taking me for granted lately, haven't you?
Kazuma See, Sylvia-san here... She actually appreciates me.
Kazuma It's enough to make me... defect to the Devil King's army.
Kazuma So apologize!
Kazuma It's about time I got an apology, since I always try so hard for you all!
Darkness E-Enough with the jokes, Kazuma...
Darkness There's a time and place for these things.
Darkness T-True enough, you have accomplished some great feats.
Darkness When we get back to Axel, I'll talk to my father about giving you a medal...
Kazuma I want sincerity!
Kazuma Stop trying to buy me off with stuff! I want genuine contrition!
Kazuma Just look at what's happening here.
Kazuma Miss Sylvia of the Devil King's army is giving me the billowy pillowy treatment!
Kazuma Darkness! What is your greatest strength? Tell me! Go on, spit it out!
Darkness M-My defensive strength?
Kazuma Obviously not!
Kazuma Your only strength is your needlessy seductive body
Kazuma that brings men to their knees!
Kazuma How can you be so oblivious?!
Darkness I-I don't seduce anybody!
Kazuma You clearly do!
Kazuma Your body is luscious, and for no good reason!
Kazuma What you don't realize is that my high luck stat is at its apex tonight!
Kazuma I've never been a bigger hit with the chicks!
Kazuma Now apologize!
Kazuma Give me a proper apology so I don't waltz off with Sylvia-san,
Kazuma thanks to my awesome popular phase!
Sylvai You are just delightful.
Sylvai But don't be too harsh on the ladies, okay?
Sylvai I need to teach you how to understand women a bit better.
Darkness As if a demonic beast could understand how human women feel...
Sylvia Well, of course I can understand how they feel. Men {\i }and{\i } women.
Kazuma Just what I'd expect from a demonic beauty.
Kazuma She's got bewitching charisma that lets her understand men and women!
Sylvia After all, I'm partially a man myself.
Kazuma Say that again?
Sylvia Oh, you didn't hear me? I'm a chimera, after all.
Sylvia Even these boobs you're so fond of were something I added to my body.
Megumin K-Kazuma... s-stay calm...
Megumin I-It's fine! Don't panic! Don't panic.
Sylvia You really are a fine man, though.
Sylvia Just holding you like this has my breasts and lower body feeling all tingly!
Kazuma Sylvia-san! Sylvia-san!
Kazuma Why do I feel something pressing into my butt?
Sylvia Because something is!
Sylvia Something is! Something is! Something is!
Kazuma No!
Quest Failed
Orc (♀)
Kazuma was psychologically scarred
Kazuma was psychologically scarred
Sylvia (♂)
Kazuma Cut it out! Get your d*ck off of me! You wanna die?!
Sylvia Settle down!
Sylvia You don't have to worry. I'm not going to try anything.
Sylvia I managed to shake the others off my tail, so you're free to go.
Kazuma Where are we?
Sylvia This is the Crimson Demon Village's underground storage facility.
Sylvia My objective is to find the ancient magic w*apon that's hidden here.
Kazuma A magic w*apon?
Sylvia The Mage k*ller.
Sylvia It can neutralize any magic...
Sylvia A perfect counter to the Crimson Demons.
Kazuma Something like that is down here?
Sylvia I've finally gotten this close.
Sylvia The barrier breaker isn't working?
Sylvia What exactly is this? It's not sealed with magic?
Kazuma Are those... controller inputs?
Sylvia You can read that ancient text?!
Kazuma Nah, I think they just used a famous cheat code as the password for the—
Sylvia You're even better than I'd hoped.
Kazuma I'm still an adventurer, y'know!
Kazuma Don't expect me to give in that easily!
Sylvia There's more to getting someone to talk than threats and v*olence, you know.
Sylvia You'll find my technique is on par with a succubus.
Sylvia I wonder how much ecstasy you'll be able to—
Kazuma Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right! There you go!
Sylvia Do the things you do not bother you?
Sylvia Not that it matters. Now the w*apon is mine.
Kazuma Crap.
Kazuma I got so anxious, I put the password in.
Kazuma Still...
Sylvia It's so dark. I can't see a thing.
Kazuma I think she might be taking me too lightly just because I don't have a w*apon.
Sylvia Hey, do you have anything I can use for light?
Sylvia Hey! What do you think you're—
Kazuma Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, and away you go!
Sylvia Hey, you, stop that! Hold it right there!
Sylvia Wait, damn it!
Kazuma KONOSUBA...
Megumin Kazuma! Are you all right?
Darkness Where's Sylvia?
Kazuma I managed to trap Sylvia in here with a bit of skillful deceit.
Sylvia signs Hey, damn it!
Sylvia signs Open this door right now! You hear me?!
Kazuma If we leave her in there for a month or so, she's bound to quiet down.
(Heavy breathing)
Ah! [
Darkness A Devil King general... k*lled by starvation?
It hurts!
Ow, ow, ow!
Oh!
Bukkorori Well done, outsider!
My breasts!
I think my boobies are stuck in the door!
Bukkorori You managed to capture Sylvia, after she evaded us every time!
Sign Ah!
Sign I can't move!
Come on, Satou Kazuma.
Aqua Isn't there some kind of scary w*apon sealed in this place?
Won't you please open the door?
Bukkorori Even we couldn't figure out how to use it. It'll be fine.
Hahh! Hahh!
Aw, come on!
Say something, damn it!
Soketto If Sylvia is able to activate the w*apon,
At least respond, you piece of crap!
Soketto I'll run a lap around the village while doing a handstand!
Because if you're not gonna poke at me,
Kazuma Whoa, don't set flags!
I'm gonna poke you hard, damn it!
Aqua Come on, what are you worried about, Kazuma?
You hear me?!
Aqua You defeated one of the Devil King's generals!
I am going
to poke you!
Aqua You basically did it by yourself this time,
Aqua but since we're a party, we split the reward, right?
Aqua What should I buy when we get back to Axel?
Kazuma Why do you do this every damn time?! We need to get out of here, fast!
Sylvia Did you think I was just going to take the w*apon with me?
Sylvia This is my power.
Sylvia I can assimilate anything into my body, weapons or otherwise!
Sylvia My name is Sylvia!
Sylvia Sylvia the Growth Chimera, who has obtained ultimate power!
Megumin K-K-Kazuma, this is bad!
Megumin That's the Mage k*ller!
Megumin Let's run! We need to get out of here, fast!
Soketto Abandon the village! It's doomed!
Sylvia We've had our ups and downs, but I have this power because of you.
Sylvia So I'll spare you.
Sylvia You can stand there and watch as I wipe this village off the map!
Crimson Demon M Hey, look!
Crimson Demon R Isn't that the legendary Mage k*ller?!
Sylvia Time for some well-deserved payback!
S. Goblin It's Sylvia-sama!
S. Goblin Sylvia-sama managed to get a hold of the Mage k*ller!
Goblins Sylvia! Sylvia!
Chief I never thought the seal would be broken...
Kazuma Village Chief!
Chief Oh, our visitors.
Chief It's a shame this happened while you were here.
Kazuma I-It's okay...
Chief I'm so sorry. It was me who let that thing out!
Arue The village... is burning.
Kazuma I-Is there seriously nothing we can do?
Arue The Mage k*ller does have...
Arue a secret countermeasure.
Chief There are ruins with an inscription that no one has been able to decipher...
Kazuma There are?!
Kazuma O-Okay, let's head there right now!
Megumin What did she hit?!
Kazuma That was near your house!
Megumin Komekko's there!
Darkness Megumin, take Kazuma and the others to those ruins!
Darkness Don't worry. I'll protect your family.
Darkness That's a knight's duty, right?
Megumin Please, save Komekko.
Kazuma Okay, this is do-or-die. Let's go!
Chief "Do-or-die," eh?
Chief For outsiders, you definitely understand our culture!
Arue Not bad. If anything, things like this are our style!
Pucchin All right, why don't we show her what we can do to defend the village?
CDs Yeah!
Kazuma I think this disaster might be the kind of thing they look forward to...
Aqua Hey, sorry to interrupt during the big speeches, but I don't like any of this.
Aqua My job is providing support from a safe position.
Kazuma Stop whining and move!
Kazunma You're in this party, too!
Aqua No!
Multi KONOSUBA!
Wiz Here we are, Vanir-san.
Wiz I'm sure the craftsman I know can help you!
Vanir That confidence only makes me anxious, considering it's coming from you.
Wiz It'll be fine!
Wiz He's very skill—
Kazuma This is screwed up.
Megumin Kazuma, this way!
Kazuma Hey...
Kazuma This is Japanese!
Megumin Japa... what?
Kazuma Uh, don't worry about it.
Aqua "I now leave this record of what has transpired.
Aqua One day, the king trampled into my paradise
Aqua demanding a w*apon that could defeat the Devil King."
But nothing can be gained from w*r...
I tried to brush it off with that, but a lady researcher slapped me.
I kinda think I already contributed enough to this country
using the cheat ability I got when I came to this world!
I'm all out of ideas!
I managed to come up with a w*apon to deal with the Devil King.
I say that, but they're just humans that I modified...
Crimson Demons Master, please give us our new names.
Master who?
Boy, they're really acting the part.
Between asking for red eyes and wanting identifying numbers on each of their bodies...
Is everyone in this country a nutcase?
I randomly came up with the name "Crimson Demons,"
and they absolutely loved it for some reason!
Megumin Kazuma, what are you doing?!
Megumin Take your hands off my ears!
The Crimson Demons found out about the Mage k*ller that I made a prototype of,
and they called it "our natural enemy!"
Crimson Demon Fight sorcerer technology with sorcerer technology.
Crimson Demon We desire a deterrent to prevent it from running amok.
I honestly don't hate their whole "pretentious but nerdy" aesthetic.
For something I threw together, this deterrent turned out pretty awesome!
It's only about as big as a clothes-drying pole,
but it's got enough firepower to wreck the planet!
I can't think of a better name, so I'll just call it the Railgun (TBD), for now.
Baby!
Kazuma What the hell do you mean, Railgun (TBD)?!
Aqua I feel like... I should apologize.
Kazuma Quit sending dumbasses into this world!
Kazuma Between the Destroyer and the Mage k*ller,
Kazuma do you realize how many times this guy has screwed up?!
Megumin What did it say?!
Kazuma Well, do you?!
Kazuma They took a dangerous w*apon and used it for laundry!
Kazuma Is there something wrong with the Crimson Demons?!
Sylvia Burn! Burn!
Sylvia Let this village of lunatics be reduced to ash!
S. Goblin Sylvia-sama! You look incredible!
Fat Goblin So cool!
S. Goblin Stylish!
Sylvia You boys...
Sylvia I'm sorry you had it so rough until now.
Sylvia I only made it this far because of you all.
Sylvia Thank you! You're the best army I could've asked for!
S. Goblin We'll follow you wherever you lead us, Sylvia-sama!
Army Sylvia! Sylvia!
Chief This ends now!
Chief I am called Hiropon!
Chief The chief of this village, and he who leads the Crimson Demons!
Pucchin I am called Pucchin! The foremost educator among the Crimson Demons,
Pucchin and he who will one day be headmaster!
Shikobei I am called Shikobei! The foremost fisherman among the Crimson Demons,
Shikobei and he who will one day catch a kraken!
Chakamiya I am called Chakamiya! Owner of the foremost bakery
Chakamiya among the Crimson Demons, and master of yeast!
CD G I am called—
CD H I am called—
CD I I am called—
Crimson Demons Burning Flash!
Goblins Sylvia-sama!
Pucchin It seems...
Chief ...this won't be that easy.
Dodonko Hey! You didn't even get rid of the goblins!
Sylvia This magic w*apon is magnificent.
Sylvia The Crimson Demons will be destroyed by the very power they've safeguarded!
Sylvia Now, despair...
Sylvia Ancient Dispel!
Funifura That scared me!
Dodonko What the heck did she do?
Crimson Demon D Don't stop now! Keep lighting her up!
Funifura Diabolic flames, run wild! Inferno!
Crimson Demon O Our magic...
Crimson Demon E It's not casting!
Pucchin W-We can't teleport, either!
Chief This is bad! Run for it!
Chakamiya We can't take on the Mage k*ller after all!
S. Goblin If the Crimson Demons are just a bunch of oafs without their magic...
S. Goblin We've got them now!
S. Goblin Get your scrawny butts back here!
Dodonko Hurry!
Funifura Hey, slow down!
Dodonko Funifura!
Sylvia Whatever's the matter, ladies?
Sylvia How unlucky for you. If you were cute boys, I might've spared you...
Sylvia But your people have made a mockery of us for too long.
Arue Oh, no!
Yunyun Light of Saber!
Yunyun You've done enough, Devil King Army General Sylvia!
Crimson Demon G That's the chief's daughter!
Funifura Yunyun?!
Dodonko Idiot! What are you doing?!
Yunyun I'm can't abandon my friends.
Both Yunyun...
Yunyun I am called Yunyun!
Yunyun Arch wizard, and wielder of advanced magic!
Yunyun The foremost mage among the Crimson Demons,
Yunyun and future leader of this village!
Chief My daughter!
Chief She used to act so embarrassed about giving her introduction...
Pucchin That's my student! I'm the one who taught her!
CD N Yunyun!
CD X You can do it!
CDs Yunyun! Yunyun!
CDs Yunyun!
Yunyun I challenge you to a duel, Sylvia!
Yunyun If you want to destroy the village, you'll have to b*at me first!
Sylvia How adorable.
Sylvia But I actually hate cute young things like you!
Yunyun My crimson eyes will overlook no evil!
Both Yunyun!
Yunyun That is my crimson fate!
Kazuma The scope is set!
Komekko Yay! Yay!
Aqua Sacred Exorcism! Sacred Exorcism! Sacred Exorcism!
Kazuma We made it in time!
Kazuma Time to put an end to this!
Chekera Huh, and I thought it was just a pole for hanging clothes.
Hyoi So that's my son-in-law...
Kazuma Sylvia... It's been fun,
Kazuma but this is goodbye!
Kazuma Snipe.
Kazuma What the hell?! It's broken!
Darkness Here, let me see.
Darkness With things like this, if you just smack it...
Kazuma Stop it!
Aqua Hey, I charged that thing with plenty of magic power! What gives?
Darkness I need to hit it!
Kazuma Shut up! We need to help Yunyun before she's really in trouble!
Darkness We need to hit it!
Megumin And now, the star arrives!
Yunyun F-Forgive me! Just forget I said anything!
Sylvia Not happening!
Megumin I am called Megumin!
Megumin I am supreme and almighty in my dominion!
Megumin She who calls down the power of the very heavens themselves!
Yuiyui Stop using that joke magic! You're old enough to know better!
Yunyun Sorry! I'm so sorry!
Megumin It comes! It comes! The hordes of flame...
Megumin Now display your force, by my command!
Megumin expl*si*n!
Aqua Well, as a goddess,
Aqua I have an obligation to protect Komekko's young life,
Aqua so I'm going to run off.
Komekko Hey, it's glowing now.
Kazuma It wasn't broken after all!
Kazuma It just didn't have enough magic power!
Sylvia Seems like you've got some kind of scheme in mind.
Kazuma Sylvia!
Kazuma Remember my name!
Kazuma And when you're on the other side, tell your buddies I said hi!
Kazuma I am Sa—
Komekko Boom!
Sylvia Wha...
Sylvia A-Am I... done?
Komekko I am called Komekko!
Komekko The foremost lovable little sister among the Crimson Demons!
Komekko And she who is stronger than a Devil King general!
Everyone KONOSUBA.
Sylvia What happened to me?
Verdia Hey! Hey!
Verdia Hey!
Verdia Come on! Come join us!
Hans I'm all clean now.
Sylvia Verdia and Hans?!
Sylvia No! Is this place—
Verdia Come on. Come with us, and we can all hang out like we used to.
Hans Soap, detergent, soap, detergent, soap, detergent...
Sylvia No! I don't want this!
Sylvia I don't wanna go to the other side!
Verdia Come... with us...
Aqua That was a brutal battle.
Aqua I swear to never hurt another person again.
Kazuma Seriously, stop saying stuff that sets flags!
Sylvia Life...
Verdia Join us... Come with us!
Hans I'm all clean now...
Sylvia Life!
Megumin What is that?!
Aqua Isn't that the slime we fought before?!
Darkness And over there...
Darkness The Dullahan!
Sylvia I won't let it end like this!
Sylvia My life has only just begun! I'm going to continue living!
Kazuma Crap, crap, crap, crap!
Aqua Slow down! Kazuma-san, wait for me!
Megumin Faster! You need to run faster!
Yunyun Megumin, stop squirming!
Crimson Demons She revived?!
Kazuma What the hell is that?!
Sylvia My soul nearly passed on...
Sylvia I'm going to crush all of you!
Wiz Cursed Crystal Prison!
Wiz K-Kazuma-san, what in the world is going on?
Kazuma Wiz?! What are you doing here?
Vanir My boy, who is so gifted in living a cowardly life...
Vanir In order to produce your designs as merchandise,
Vanir we came to visit a craftsman in this village, but it seems...
Vanir You've unleashed a magical w*apon out of fear for your own life?
Kazuma Wha?!
Vanir You can't hide the truth from a demon that reads minds.
Vanir That said, if the village is destroyed, our arrangement can't be completed...
Vanir My, my, what a mess.
Aqua Hey! I thought you were going to use your stolen ideas to make us all rich?!
Sylvia Wiz?! And Vanir?!
Wiz Hello again, Sylvia-san.
Wiz Can I convince you to take a diplomatic approach here?
Sylvia Hell no!
Vanir The Devil King's forces learning of my survival would be more trouble than I'd like...
Trio You damned traitors!
Aqua I don't understand what just happened, other than you screwed up again, Kazuma!
Aqua Well, I'm not going back to sleeping in stables!
Aqua After the taste of luxury I've had, I can't go back to living where I work!
Wiz Sylvia-san! I can't believe you'd turn yourself into... that! Seriously!
Sylvia I'm so sure, Wiz! Someone like you could never understand
Sylvia what it's like for those of us on the front lines!
Sylvia The way you ditz through life, nothing ever goes wrong!
Sylvia It pisses me off!
Megumin Kazuma, don't you have some kind of plan?!
Megumin Also, I demand you return my expl*si*n.
Kazuma Is now really the time?!
Kazuma She's fighting Wiz and Vanir and still has the edge!
Kazuma Damn it!
Wiz My magic...
Vanir It seems physical damage isn't doing much, either.
Kazuma How is she so strong?! It's totally unfair!
Kazuma Damn it! Maybe there's a weakness? Like what?!
Kazuma Like... like... like...
Kazuma Like? Like...
Kazuma Like? Like... My popular phase?
Aqua Kazuma?
Kazuma Damn it, fine!
Sylvia Traitors deserve death.
Kazuma You okay, Wiz?!
Wiz Kazuma-san!
Kazuma The real battle starts now!
Verdia The pervert knight with the terrible att*cks!
Verdia What's become of her?
Verdia You! Vanir, the Mind-Reading Demon!
Vanir We meet again, Verdia the Hero Slayer.
Guy E What's going on? What are they planning to do?
Crimson Demon Hey, look!
Funifura Megumin?!
Dodonko Yunyun?!
Funifura Those two can't even use Teleport!
Soketto Could it be...
Arue They intend to die.
Chief What?!
Hyoi My daughter... You can't die, Megumin!
CDs Megumin! Yunyun!
Wiz Everyone!
Wiz I need your help!
Aqua Blessing. Blessing. Blessing.
Aqua Blessing. Blessing. Blessing.
Aqua I've known you for a while now, Kazuma-san,
Aqua and you never run out of crazy ideas.
Kazuma It'll be fine.
Kazuma I've got a goddess on my side, right?
Kazuma Give me all you've got, partner!
Aqua Leave it to me!
CD F Is this...
Pucchin She's a dark one...
Pucchin But... twists like this are kind of my thing.
Soketto Right! You understand our culture pretty well, for an outsider!
Wiz Thank you!
Wiz Now, everyone, while Kazuma and the others are buying time,
Wiz give me your magic power!
Sylvia I'm sick of wasting my time with this village
Sylvia full of maniacs with nothing to show for it!
Sylvia I've fought this entire time with my pride as a general in the Devil King's army!
Sylvia And my men, who admire me, have fought loyally in my name!
Sylvia But...
Sylvia When I was on the verge of death, I realized something!
Sylvia That I was wrong!
Sylvia Satisfaction and happiness aren't the same thing!
Sylvia No matter how hard I try, the only people who notice are goblins!
Goblin Sylvia-sama! I love you!
Sylvia I have relationships, but no love!
Sylvia I've never wanted romance as badly as I do now!
Sylvia My life won't shine until I finally have love in it!
Kazuma You idiot!
Kazuma That's not true.
Kazuma Sylvia, from the moment I met you...
Kazuma You were already shining!
Sylvia N-No one's ever scolded me like that before...
Kazuma Sylvia.
Sylvia I can't believe you...
Sylvia I love you.
Kazuma I love you.
Sylvia I love you...
Kazuma ...so much!
Sylvia I love you!
Kazuma The rest is up to you guys!
Wiz S-So much magic power!
Wiz Megumin-san, Yunyun-san,
Wiz it's all yours!
Yunyun The magic power...
Yunyun of everyone in the village!
Megumin This is crazy! I've never heard of a gamble with worse odds!
Megumin Kazuma becoming Sylvia's weakness... because she'll like him?
Megumin If only I knew advanced magic...
Yunyun Megumin.
Yunyun Kazuma-san has faith in your expl*si*n magic.
Yunyun He wouldn't come up with a plan like this if he didn't.
Yunyun Megumin, have you lost faith in expl*si*n magic?
Megumin Power... surging!
Yunyun I am called Yunyun!
Yunyun The foremost and greatest mage among the Crimson Demons!
Megumin I am called Megumin!
Megumin The foremost and greatest mage among the Crimson Demons!
Megumin Because Yunyun allowed me to pursue expl*si*n magic on that day,
Megumin I became who I am now!
Yunyun And because I had Megumin as my rival, I became who I am now!
Yunyun Light of Saber!
Megumin Let the storm blow! Let the flames roar!
Megumin expl*si*n magic is the stuff of dreams!
Megumin It is the ultimate magic that turns the impossible possible!
Megumin expl*si*n!
Sylvia Love!
Darkness A barrier?!
Sylvia Dreams!
Sylvia Hope!
Funifura Don't give up, Megumin!
Dodonko You can do it, Yunyun!
Pucchin My students!
Sylvia That magic can't take my life!
Sylvia I'm moving forward! Into the future!
Kazuma Sylvia.
Kazuma Let's go...
Kazuma Together!
Sylvia I love you...
Kazuma I love you!
Aqua Kazuma was able to bring down the barrier in her heart!
Sylvia Satou Kazuma... y-you... toyed with me,
Sylvia but I still love you!
Kazuma This... is... my popular phase!
Kazuma And so, my popular phase came to an end.
Kazuma If Aqua hadn't used Blessing to buff my luck dozens of times over,
Kazuma I would've probably been blasted beyond even smithereens.
Kazuma Even with my higher than average luck stat,
Kazuma this was an incredibly risky move.
Luna Welcome back, Kazuma-san.
Ruffian I see. Sounds like you've been through hell.
Ruffian But ain't that what adventuring's all about?
Ruffian A toast to your adventure!
Adventurers Let's all cheer for Kazuma!
Adventurers Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
Ruffian Warriors deserve cheers every now and then.
Kazuma There's no telling when my next popular phase will kick in.
Aqua There we go!
Darkness It's perfect weather for a picnic today.
Kazuma Man, yet another brutal adventure...
Megumin I'm sorry.
Megumin If I knew advanced magic, you wouldn't have d*ed...
Kazuma You've got that right.
Kazuma The whole process is pretty unpleasant, until you're fully revived.
Kazuma Plus, the moment you die... hurts super bad.
Kazuma What's wrong?
Megumin Can I ask you to do something terrible?
Megumin I want to be a mage who doesn't get in the way from now on.
Kazuma You want me to press the button so you can learn advanced magic?
Kazuma What happened to your talk about dreams?
Megumin It's time to wake up. I'll be sealing my expl*si*n magic away.
Megumin The foremost mage among the Crimson Demons,
Megumin and the wielder of advanced magic!
Megumin From now on, that'll be my calling card.
Megumin Since I have higher magic potential than Yunyun, with advanced magic,
Megumin I know I'll be number one among the Crimson Demons!
Megumin I'm not going to let her take that title.
Kazuma This is so dumb.
Kazuma Here.
Megumin Thanks...
Megumin Well, let's get going.
Kazuma Hey, Megumin. Light one up for me.
Kazuma You haven't done your daily expl*si*n today, right?
Megumin I can't believe you...
Megumin To ask me to use it as soon as I decided to stop...
Megumin What are you thinking?
Megumin Very well!
Megumin This will be my final expl*si*n magic.
Megumin I'll make it one to remember!
Megumin Goodbye...
Megumin expl*si*n!
Megumin What the...
Megumin I am called Megumin!
Megumin Arch wizard and wielder of expl*si*n magic!
Megumin Axel's foremost mage,
Megumin and she who will one day master expl*si*n magic!
Kazuma Do I need a talented mage?
Kazuma I've got one who can toy with and defeat the Devil King's generals with a single expl*si*n.
Kazuma If you know one who can do better than that, I'd like to meet them.
Kazuma Up you go.
Darkness Kazuma! Megumin! The tea's ready!
Aqua I'm gonna eat your lunches!
Kazuma Isn't it just leftovers they gave us?
Aqua Well, I packed them for the picnic, so now they're lunch!
Kazuma Yeah, yeah...
Kazuma That one gets points!
Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!: Kurenai Densetsu (Konosuba Movie) 2019
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