06x09 - Goodbye, Lucifer

[bunniefuu]

- [CLOCK TICKING]
- [MAN MUTTERING]

[GASPS]

[MUTTERING]

[BUZZER SOUNDS]

[GUARD] It's time.

[BREATHES DEEPLY]

Did my family show up?

Your parents. And an uncle, I think.

What about Mr. Meow-gi?

My cat.

Um, no.

We don't allow pets.

[BUZZER SOUNDS]

[GROWLS]

[ROARING]

[EXCLAIMS] Mr. Meow-gi!

[EXHALES] Oh.

Come. Come on. Come to Papa!

Come on! [LAUGHS]

Come on.

- [ROARS]
- [GUARD] Watch out! I need help!

[AMENADIEL] Our siblings
are answering prayers,

and they're making a mess of it.

That's what's causing
the end of the world.

Well, how do prayers
explain Ella's frog?

A young girl prayed for one, but Lezmegadiel didn't realize
humans get them at pet stores.

That, plus his terrible aim.

And the red river? The missing socks?

All caused by our siblings' screwups.

[LAUGHS] Unbelievable.

Right, well, I should wake Chloe,

tell her the world
isn't actually ending.

[AMENADIEL] No, no, no,
Lucy. Look, you heard Ella.

Now if this continues to happen,

it's gonna have a catastrophic domino effect.

Apocalypse by a thousand paper cuts.

- Just tell our siblings to stop.
- I tried.They don't take orders from me.

I believe their exact words were,
"You're not the God of us."

[SIGHS] Well, points for snark,
but now's not the time, really.

I know I sound like a broken record,
but we need you on that throne.

Now have you got your wing
situation figured out yet?

I have, yes.

Yes.

Really?

But there has been, um, um...

Well, a development of
sorts in that department.

[AMENADIEL] Okay.

[LUCIFER SIGHS] Yeah.

Well...

after a night of sort
of roundabout therapy,

I, uh...

I've realized that being God is...

it's just not my calling.

Excuse me. What?

What do you mean,
"just not your calling"?

- [SIGHS]
- [AMENADIEL] What about the w*r we fought?

The siblings we lost? All those years wasted, getting ready?

Brother, trust me, this
was a big, big decision.

But deep down...

I know it's the right one.

- I should have seen this coming.
- Amenadiel, please, relax.

The... the good news is,
it sounds like this domino effect

is a long-term problem, so we
have time to figure things out.

Now, if you don't mind,

it has been the longest
day ever, so... [CHUCKLES]

- Lucy, we need to fix this immediately.
- [SIGHS]

We don't know what's gonna happen next!

I'm sure everything will be fine.

[CHUCKLES]

[PANTING]

[DAN] Vincent Le Mec.

After what Maze said, it felt like
you were the key to my guilt.

But that doesn't make any sense.

You k*lled me.

Why would any of that
make me feel guilty?

Maybe it's because I couldn't catch you?

I couldn't prevent you
from hurting other people.

[EXHALES]

But you're in here.

Life in prison, unable to
hurt anyone ever again.

And now that I know that,

why isn't my guilt gone?

Why am I still here? [GASPS]

[BUZZER SOUNDS]

[GUARD] Time to hit
the yard, French Fry.

- [MAN SCREAMING]
- [LION ROARS]

[ALARM BLARING]

- There's a lion on the loose! Come on!
- [GUARD] Holy sh*t! A lion?

[MEN CLAMORING]

[SCREAMING]

[LION ROARING]

No. No, no, no, no, no.

No.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

Guards!

Guards, come back!

Oh, come on! Stop!

Come back, the door didn't close!
He's gonna escape! Come on!

Come on, guys. Please, somebody hear me!

He's gonna escape! [GASPS]

[SHOUTS]

[PANTING] Stop, stop, stop!

[GRUNTS]

[SCREAMS]

Please, somebody hear me! [GASPS]

[GROANS] Where's a g*dd*mn
celestial when you need one?

- ["A HAZY SHADE OF WINTER" PLAYING]
- ♪ Time, time, time ♪

♪ See what's become of me... ♪

[GASPS]

[EXHALES]

♪ Time, time, time ♪

♪ See what's become of me ♪

♪ While I looked around ♪
♪ For my possibilities ♪

♪ I was so hard to please ♪

♪ Look around ♪

♪ Leaves are brown ♪

♪ And the sky is a hazy
shade of winter ♪

♪ Hear the Salvation Army band... ♪

[WHIRRING]

♪ ... them again ♪

♪ Look around, grass is high ♪

♪ Fields are ripe ♪
♪ It's the springtime of my life ♪

[HUMS, LAUGHS]

Oh, good morning!

- Why are you so happy?
- Well, I'm not going to be God,

and the world's not ending.

[EXHALES]

What's wrong?

Today's the day.

What day?

August th.

The day that Rory says you disappear.

[SIGHS]

Why didn't you remind me?

- [EXHALES]
- You know I'm terrible with dates.

I think I've been putting
off facing this because...

We still have time.

[CHLOE SIGHS]

[LUCIFER SIGHS]

[SPLUTTERS, SIGHS]
Can we be certain I disappear?

Well, we did rule out your m*rder.

- We did.
- [CHLOE] Mm-hmm.

But only with Azrael's blade.

There are other celestial weapons
out there that can still hurt me.

There's Maze's blade, there's...

Rory's wings?

- Well, we don't know you die.
- We don't know anything!

Why did Rory tell us
this was my last day

if there's nothing we can do about it?

- It's such a buzzkill.
- [SIGHS]

- Right.
- [EXHALES]

Okay, okay, listen.

We... we don't know how
you disappear, right?

- We don't. But we do know where.
- Right. Right.

- th and Swanson.
- Right, so just don't go there today.

I mean, just make a choice.

Just choose. Choose not
to leave. It's free will.

You're right. I just won't go
anywhere near th and Swanson.

[CHUCKLES] And then
everything will be all right.

So it's decided!

There's no reason to panic because
today is not your last day.

In fact, why don't we make
plans for tomorrow?

- How about a beach day?
- That sounds lovely.

Great. Okay.

So I'll take Trixie to camp

and then I have to stop by the precinct

to sign the reinstatement forms.

So, I will see you in a few hours.

- And then tomorrow.
- [EXHALES]

- And the day after that.
- [LAUGHS]

- And the day after that.
- Wonderful. I'll be here...

Okay.

- ... not worrying about the future.
- Great.

[SIGHS]

Uh-uh-uh-uh! Nowhere
near the piano, please!

[HESITATES] Please.

[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

Uh, what's all this?

[LUCIFER] Oh, hello.

Well, I know you said that today
is the day that I disappear,

but your mom and I have
decided not to panic,

so I'm building a panic room.

[LAUGHS]

[LUCIFER] You may laugh,
but once it's finished,

I will go inside and engage
the time-lock system

so no one will be able to get in

or out until the day
is safely behind us.

Meaning it will be impossible
for me to abandon you.

It's genius, isn't it?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I appreciate that you
don't wanna abandon us,

but there's nothing you
can do to prevent it.

I mean, the fact that I'm still here

means that I still time-traveled,

which means I'm still
mad at you in the future,

which means you still disappear.

It's a time loop,

inevitable and unbreakable.

LUCIFER: Well, you say "time loop."

I say "opportunity for a
surprisingly lucrative tax break."

- Now, if you don't mind...
- Lame.

Excuse me.

"Lame"? I'm literally wielding flames!

Hmm. Aren't you supposed to
be the king of debauchery

or fun or whatever?

Spending your last day locked in a box

is the lamest thing I've heard since
LA County banned hoverboards.

[CHUCKLES]

Well... [CLEARS THROAT]

... not that I buy this "time
loop" theory of yours,

but I suppose my men can
finish the job for me.

Yeah, you're right.

Let the debauchery begin.

I'll see you later.

Oh.

Actually...

maybe you could join me, huh?

Remind your old man how to have fun,

just in case I've forgotten. [CHUCKLES]

["BREAKOUT" BY DERAJ PLAYING]

Sure.

♪ Let's breakout ♪

♪ Come on, come on, let's breakout ♪

- ♪ Breakout ♪
- ♪ Tell everybody, breakout... ♪

We'll take one of everything.

♪ It's time, let's go ♪
♪ Let's rock, let's roll ♪

[SHOUTS]

[SCREAMS]

[BOTH GRUNT]

No, no!

No! [GRUNTS]

♪ We on the map ♪

♪ I can tell you now
where the party at ♪

♪ We the ones that he just let in ♪

♪ Through the back, we the misfits ♪

♪ How you gonna react?
We insomniacs... ♪

- We'll take one of everything.
- [MAN] Right.

♪ Making moves ♪
♪ Running through the streets ♪

♪ A to Z, follow my lead ♪

♪ This ain't status quo,
this rock & roll ♪

♪ This a skydive yelling
out Geronimo... ♪

One, two, three, four.

- Five!
- [SHOUTS]

[LAUGHS]

♪ Trying to catch a wave ♪
♪ Gotta free my soul... ♪

[LAUGHING]

[SHOUTS]

♪ Just breakout ♪
♪ Tell everybody, breakout ♪

♪ Breakout ♪

♪ It's time to breakout ♪

♪ We 'bout to, we 'bout to ♪

♪ It's time, let's go ♪
♪ Let's rock, let's roll, breakout... ♪

[SHOUTING]

[LAUGHING]

♪ We 'bout to, we 'bout to ♪
♪ Hey, what you waiting for? ♪

- [SONG ENDS]
- Right!

Get ready for the best TV
show you have ever seen.

Bones.

- [CHUCKLES] The original?
- Yeah.

Yeah, right.

The spin-off from my time
kicks your Bones' ass.

Impossible.

But tell me everything.

[CHUCKLES] Okay, okay, well,

More Bones is the perfect combination
of procedure and banter.

It's about Booth and Bones'
cyborg daughter Borgie,

who also works with the FBI

and her totally hot
partner, Agent Andro,

who's, like, this android who
doesn't even have bones!

[CONTINUES INDISTINCT]

Oh! Going to the bathroom.

Right. [SIGHS]

[LAUGHS]

- [EXHALES]
- [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

I brought all the beach stuff

so we'd be all ready to
go first thing tomorrow.

What's all this?

Well, Rory and I have had the best time.

Water balloons, karaoke,
sumo wrestling...

I mean, I can't imagine a better last day.

I thought we agreed that
this isn't your last day.

Right. Don't worry, we didn't go
anywhere near th and Swanson.

Also, ta-da!

I've commissioned my very own panic room

in case I need to lock myself in.

Lucifer, why don't you
trust yourself enough

to make the choice not to abandon us?

Well, I don't know, it's just...

It's all just speculation
at the moment, isn't it?

None of this feels quite real.

Yeah, I felt the same way.

Until I saw this.

[INHALES] I'm pregnant.

[SIGHS]

It's really happening.

Yeah.

[EXHALES] She's inside you right now.

[GASPS HAPPILY]

I'm also outside her right now.

What's going on out here?

Uh, well, I'm trying
to convince your father that he can choose to stay

because we really don't
wanna do this without you.

Okay?

But we can, Mom.

And... and we do.

Rory, I know you don't
want him to leave,

so why are you acting like
you're okay with all of this?

Well, because what I want
doesn't matter. This happens.

Okay, you... you time-traveled once.

You don't know exactly how it works.

[SPLUTTERS] You coming back
has to have changed things.

[RORY] Or not.

Because that pregnancy test

proves that the loop
is already in motion.

Loop? What loop?

She thinks the fact
that she's still here

means that we're stuck in a time loop,

inevitable and unbreakable.

Well... [SIGHS]

Lucifer, maybe you haven't
reached the point in time

where you decide to change things.

Maybe then she'll disappear.
But until then, you still have a choice.

RORY: Mom, I used to think he
chose to leave us too,

but now I think maybe
it's not up to him.

Or whatever it is, it...
whatever takes him away from us,

- it must be something...
- Too powerful for me to stop.

Why are you entertaining any of this?

- Free will, you remember?
- I know.

But time travel, I mean,
it complicates everything!

[GROANS] I just don't know
what to believe right now.

[CHLOE] Then that's the
problem, isn't it, Lucifer?

How can you choose to stay

if you don't even believe
that you have a choice?

Fate automatically wins!

[SIGHS, SNIFFLES]

Let me know when you choose us.

[EXHALES]

Fate's a bitch.

[EXHALES]

[CHUCKLES] Oh, my God.

Charlie is so tiny.

Can I go see him?

Of course.

He should be awake from his nap any minute.

I am so gonna tease him about
that thumb-sucking later.

Cousins.

Apparently they have some sort
of playful rivalry in the future.

[LINDA CHUCKLES]

[SIGHS] So, what's all this?
What are you doing?

Ah, I'm packing away the
clothes Charlie's grown out of.

- Time...
- Hmm.

... it moves so fast.

[CHUCKLES]

Something on your mind?

Doctor, do you believe
in free will or fate?

Well, I definitely believe we make
our own decisions. Therapy...

Therapy kind of relies on it. [CHUCKLES]

So, "Team Free Will"?

Yes, but that being said,

I've never met someone
from the future before.

I mean, it kind of makes you think.

If Rory knows what we do before
we do it, is it set in stone?

If so, are we really choosing to do it?

Are we really choosing anything?

[SCOFFS]

Would you just give me those? No
one likes fold marks down the front.

[GRUNTS]

This is about abandoning Rory.

Yes.

And you haven't added at all
to my rapidly growing anxiety.

[SIGHS]

[INHALES] Lucifer...

I know how much it hurts,

leaving a child.

Why is this coming up now?
Did something happen?

Chloe and Rory are arguing.

Chloe thinks that I can change my fate. Rory says that I cannot.

I don't want to believe Rory,

but, when we first met,
I dismissed my daughter

and, well, I'm trying
not to do that again.

- I'm sure she appreciates that.
- [EXHALES] I hope so.

It's still t*rture not knowing
exactly how I leave her though.

Lucifer, none of us know exactly how it's going to end.

That's what makes the
present so important.

[LUCIFER SCOFFS]

Is this the part where you tell me

to live each day like it's my last?

[CHUCKLING] Good God, no.

Whoever came up with that phrase
never had a savings account

or an Israeli nutritionist.

- [LAUGHS]
- But what we can do...

is seize the moment to
make sure those we love...

know how we feel about them.

Well, luckily Rory does know
how I feel about her.

[INHALES] My suit from last night has the bloodstains to prove it.

But I suppose there are
others who might not.

Doctor, would you excuse me?

There are a few things
that I need to do.

Oh, and tell Rory I'll be back later.

And not to worry. I won't go
anywhere near th and Swanson.

- You got that?
- I'll relay the message.

Doctor, you do know how
much I value you, right?

I make a pretty good therapist, don't I?

[LAUGHS] Well, slightly
better than good.

[LAUGHS]

But I meant as a person, Linda.

I hope you know that you truly are

one of the most wonderful friends

that a devil could ever have.

I do now, Lucifer.

- [INHALES]
- [KNOCK ON DOOR]

[AMENADIEL] I've come
to ask you a favor.

Do you think that there's any way

that you can convince
Lucifer to become God?

Uh, about that, Lucifer, um...

- He doesn't think it's...
- His calling.

Yeah, I know.

- He told me last night.
- Oh.

You know, I believe him.

Yeah.

So do I.

[CHLOE SIGHS]

You know, I always thought
it was strange that...

that you didn't wanna become God.

I mean, you're... you're responsible.

You're kind, compassionate.

You're the most wonderful father...

I just can't think of another angel

that I would trust with making the world

a... a better place for our children.

Yeah, um...

Thank you, Chloe.
That's very flattering,

but I decided against it months ago

when I realized I wanted
to stay here on Earth,

living amongst humanity, with my child.

Well, um, who says God
has to rule from Heaven?

Well, that's how my father did it.

[CHLOE] Mm-hmm.

Maybe there's a better way?

[EXHALES]

I don't know, Chloe.
I just joined the force,

just started helping
Sonya with her fight.

It'd be wrong to leave
her all by herself.

[CHLOE] Yeah.

Unless...

If I did this,

what would you say to being God's point person here in the LAPD?

I would say it would be my
great honor and privilege.

[EXHALES]

I have to think this through.

It's the biggest decision
that I've ever had to make.

Knowing you,

I know you'll make the right one.

[CHLOE PATS AMENADIEL'S LEG]

[DOOR OPENS]

[LUCIFER:] I wouldn't want his judgy eyes

looking at me all day either.

ELLA: Well, my investigation has served its purpose. Super glad that the
world isn't ending... yet.

[GROANS] It's in celestial hands.

At least I'm in the loop now. About that.

[EXHALES]

LUCIFER: You deserve an apology.

I, uh, I know I didn't lie to you,

but I never should have held
the truth back from you.

And I never, ever meant
to make you feel excluded.

And I should have told you about Azrael.

ELLA: That's okay.Last night I didn't tell Carol about any of this stuff myself, and...

I recently learned from someone

that you don't have to know everything to have trust. Not when you know each other's hearts.

[EXHALES]

Still, I am truly sorry, and I just wanted you to know that.

Hmm. Yeah. Just in case I neverget another chance to tell you.

ELLA: "Might never get another chance."
What does that mean?

Am I dying?

No!

I mean, eventually, sure, but...

- [SIGHS] Whew.
- [GRUNTS]

ELLA: Wait. - Are you dying?
- No, no.

Well, at least, I don't think so.

ELLA: Oh, cool, cool.

There is a... a small chance that I may leave today, without notice.

I hope not, but there is a possibility.

And since I disappeared from your
life before, without warning,

I don't wanna do that again.

ELLA: Well, is there anything
I can do to help?

I don't know why I leave or how.

So unfortunately there's
nothing anyone can do.

But there is one thing
you can do for me.

ELLA: Anything.

Accept this gift from me.

Accept a heartfelt gift?

ELLA: Uh, I don't know.
- [CHUCKLES]
That's gonna be pretty
tough, but I'll try.

[BOTH LAUGH]

ELLA: A pencil?

I will absolutely accept this gift.

[EXHALES]

It... it's like I always say,

you can't b*at a good ole number two, right?

Look at it again.

ELLA: "Miss Lopez STEM Initiative."
I don't understand. What is this?

I've opened up a foundation
in your name.

Its mission, to encourage young women

to pursue careers in
science, technology,

engineering and mathematics.

You're an inspiration,
Miss Lopez. [INHALES]

And if there were more
people like you, then...

Well, the world would
be a far better place.

ELLA: Lucifer!
- Oh, ho!

[GASPS]

[ELLA] Oh!

[SHOPKEEPERS BELL CHIMES]

Hair dye.

Now you're not gonna match
your stupid mug sh*t.

That's great. That's...
that's just great.

Almost as great as the fact
that no celestial can hear me,

no matter how loud I yell!

Hey.

Hey, hey! [GASPS]

Look up! Come on. Come on! Uh, Josh!

Josh, look up! There's a
murderous fugitive in aisle five.

Look up, man! Look up!

[GROANS]

[PANTING]

I got this. Uh...

[GRUNTS]

[TV ANNOUNCER] ... for the m*rder
of LAPD officer Daniel Espinoza.

Holy sh*t, I did it! [GASPS]

I actually touched something!
I did it! [LAUGHS]

You did it.

[ANNOUNCER] Le Mec should be
considered armed and dangerous.

If you have any information on
the whereabouts of this fugitive,

- please call the LA...
- [TV TURNS OFF]

Yeah.

Yeah, you got this, Josh. You got this.

Just call the cops.

Call the cops, buddy, before... bef...

Josh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What are you reaching for, a g*n?

Are you kidding me? This
guy's a trained mercenary.

You've handled that, what,
maybe once in your life?

Just ring him up and call the...

... cops.

Damn it!

Empty the register, mon ami.

[BEEPING]

Josh, he's gonna k*ll you, man.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

[GRUNTING]

[GROANING]

[DAN CONTINUES GRUNTING]

[SHOUTS]

Ha! Ho!

[GASPS]

Dude! What the... oh!

Holy sh*t!

I'm inside his body. [GASPS]

[SHOUTS] Ha!

Oh, ho!

I'm holding it! I'm holding it!

I can feel this in my hand.
I can pull the trigger!

No, no! Please!

But I won't! I won't, bro. I won't.

No, no, no, 'cause I'm a good guy in a bad guy's body.

[LAUGHING] Right? Yeah! No, no, no, hey!

Right here, this is yours.
Yeah, here you go.

What the heck, bro?

I just saved your life!

Look, dude, I don't know
what kind of dr*gs you're on,

but just get the hell out of here!

Uh, yeah, okay.

I'm going.

Going. Okay.

Right... [GRUNTS]

Oh, man.

Have I missed that. [CHUCKLES]

- [SHOPKEEPERS BELL CHIMES]
- [GASPS]

You're glowing. Why are you glowing?

I think I figured out how to fix things with our brothers and sisters.

Already? That was fast.

Imagine this.

What if... [CHUCKLES]

... what if God didn't work alone?

- Brother...
- Hear me out, Lucy. Just hear me out.

Our siblings clearly wanna help,
yeah? So, why not let them? No more haphazardly granting
prayers, of course, but with some guidance, think of the good that they could do.
It'll take some communication and transparency on God's part.

No more mysterious ways, but think about it, Lucy.

How great would it have been if
Father had actually included us?

LUCIFER: Okay, but...

I also think every single angel
should spend time here on Earth.

Maybe a year, maybe two,
walking among humans,

just like I did... to get to really understand humanity.

Don't you think that would
be a great help to God?

Sure.

It's not the worst idea you've ever had,

but like I said, brother, I am not the right angel for the throne.

- Even if our siblings...
- No, Lucy...

I'm no longer talking about you being God.

Well, then who?

You?

Remember when Father said
that we would figure it out?

- [CHUCKLES]
- Yeah.

Well, for the first time,
I actually feel like I...

I know what he meant. [CHUCKLES]

Are you sure, brother? Because
if you don't want to do this...

Lucifer, being God...

[EXHALES]

... is what I truly desire.

[LUCIFER EXHALES]

Then I can't think of a
better angel for the job.

- [CHUCKLES]
- Congratulations, Amenadiel.

Or should I say...

Amena-god.

Well, it's not official yet.

I'll fly up later on tonight
after I put Charlie to sleep

to see if I can convince our siblings.

Well, that shouldn't be too difficult. After all, you were their first choice

before Michael and I mucked things up.

Would you tell them you have my full blessing?

Thank you, Lucifer.

Enough about me. What is it that you wanted
to see me about?

Ooh. [EXHALES]

Doesn't matter.

No, Lucy. Come on, what is it?

No, it seems silly now.

[CHUCKLES] You know, after what
you've told me your plans are.

[SIGHS] Well, I wanted
you to sign some papers,

giving you joint ownership of Lux.

You know, just in case
I'm not around as much.

Not around? Are you going somewhere?

LUCIFER: Having a daughter...

has changed things.

AMENADIEL: Ah. You wanna spend more time with
your family. I understand.

I would be happy to help
out with Lux. In fact...

what better place for our
siblings to mix with humans?

We can even employ them.

- Uh, bouncers, bartenders, dancers.
- [CHUCKLES]

See? You've really got a
knack for this, brother.

This truly is your calling, isn't it?

AMENADIEL: Something is bothering you.

And I...

I think I know what it is.

Don't worry, Lucy.

You'll find your calling
too. I have faith in you.

You know, I never told
you this, brother.

But... [EXHALES]

... of all our siblings,
I am glad it's you

I spent all this time on Earth with.

Because you are my
favorite brother, brother.

[SIGHS]

And I will miss you.

Miss me?

[CHUCKLES] Well...

[INHALES] It may take me a few days
to get settled into omnipotence, but I'll be back later this week for
Charlie's preschool interviews.

Then setting up shop.

- Down here.
- [EXHALES]

You can't get rid of me
that easily, brother.

But you know who will be
going away for a while.

[SIGHS] Right.

♪ Psychosomatic society ♪

♪ Under the pressure
to deliver, why me? ♪

- [LUCIFER] Nice sign.
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]

It's not really my thing,
but Eve made it, so...

Oh, adapting to marriage already, I see.

Well, you know what they say.
"Happy wife, happy life."

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

What are you doing here?

I have come to see you off.

It's just a honeymoon, Lucifer.

Like a few weeks down
to Brazil and back.

It's like a vacation with extra sex.

That's what we said when we came to LA.

[CHUCKLES]

What are you doing?

It's called a hug.

[CHUCKLES] Yeah, I know what a hug
is, but since when do we do that?

Well, no time like the
present. [CHUCKLES]

You're acting weird. What's going on?

Are you in trouble? Do you need my help?

No, no, you have things to do.

- Yeah, but I can maybe ask Eve...
- Maze, no!

I...

I don't want you to worry
about me anymore.

You've come so far.

What does that mean?

It means that you have
been beholden to me

and my needs for far too long,

and I'm sorry that I've always
made it about me. [CHUCKLES]

Okay?

Lucifer,

this life, this family I found,

I wouldn't have any of
it if it weren't for you.


Consider us even.

After everything you've done for me?

We'll never be even.

You are my best friend, Maze.

[GRUNTS]

And I just wish I'd always
treated you that way before.

Before what?

Before now.

Anyway, where's that
wife of yours? [LAUGHS]

You're not running off on
your own already, are you?

I'm picking her up from
something called a cryo spa.

Whatever that is.

Right.

Well, I don't wanna keep you.

Yeah.

[LUCIFER SIGHS]

What do you want me to do with that?

Keep it.

Maze, I couldn't.

No matter what, you will
always have a piece of me.

[SIGHS, SNIFFLES]

[LUCIFER SNIFFLES]

Goodbye, Lucifer. [GASPS]

[ENGINE STARTS]

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Burn through my shadows ♪

♪ Chasing, running to the light ♪

♪ Oh, I'm trying ♪

♪ Each passing hour... ♪

[SIGHS]

♪ Racing, gunning out of sight ♪

♪ Whoa-oh! ♪

♪ Can't hold me down ♪
♪ Can't hold me down ♪

♪ Can't hold me down ♪

Lucifer!

You.

- How did you get here, hmm?
- No.

Doesn't matter if you've come back
for more, I am happy to oblige.

[GAGGING] I...

Br... bracelet... brother...

- [PANTING]
- Brace...

LUCIFER: Did you just say "bracelet brothers"?

Yeah, yeah, it's me! Dan!

[GASPS]

[EXHALES]

[SPLUTTERING] I... I went to see Le Mec,

thinking he was part of my guilt.

But then there was a lion and...and then Le Mec escaped.

And then he grabbed the clerk's g*n and I jumped into his body,

and now... now I'm stuck.

So you're inside the man
that m*rder*d you?

Yeah.

[LAUGHING]

Daniel! [CONTINUES LAUGHING]

Only you could do something so
completely, absurdly ridiculous.

[CONTINUES LAUGHING]

Lucifer, this isn't funny. I'm trapped.

LUCIFER: Well, why don't you just jump out of him

the same way you jumped into him?

I tried that. It didn't work.

And then I realized, if it did, I'd basically be setting
a fugitive free.

That's why I'm here, so you
can tell me how to get out

and then haul this cold-blooded
k*ller back to prison.

LUCIFER: Well, I'm really sorry, Daniel,
but I have no idea how to help you. Also, I'm in a bit of a hurry, so...
- Wait. You have no idea?

[SPLUTTERS] So I... so I could
be stuck in here forever?

LUCIFER: Maybe you'll leave Le Mec
when he dies, hmm?

Something similar happens
when demons possess bodies.

Fingers crossed.

Oh, Daniel.

[SIGHS]

I am truly sorry that I can't help you.

And I'm sorry that you
were trapped in Hell.

And this whole ghost thing.

And...

I sincerely wish

that I had been able to help
you work through your guilt

so that you could get to Heaven...

where a good man like you belongs.

Cheers.

Oh.

[LUCIFER] Silver lining.

This could be an opportunity.
New body, new start.

DAN: I can't stay in this body, Lucifer.

Le Mec is an escaped convict.

There's a nationwide manhunt
going on for him right now.

I mean, best case, I...
I live life on the run.

Worst case, I spend it
in Le Mec's prison cell.

Purgatory all over again.

[SIGHS]

Well, it appears neither of
us have time to waste, then.

What does that mean?

So much to explain.

Uh, I have started to
patch things up with Rory,

my daughter from the future.

So she doesn't wanna k*ll you with
those crazy wings of hers anymore?

Thankfully, no.

But she has informed me of a
rather more disturbing fate.

Apparently, sometime today,
I head over to th and Swanson,

and I'm never seen again.

- Wow.
- Hmm.

Okay. Well, just don't go
to th and Swanson.

Yes, Daniel, thank you.

That had occurred to me.

Yes, it's a whole debate.
Fate versus free will.

Don't get me started.
Anyway, the point is... Daniel,

as my own clock ticks away, I'm realizing it's less about what we do with our final hours

and more about who we spend them with.

So, Daniel,

while you have this physical form,
maybe you should think about

who you want to spend
your final hours with.

[MUTTERING]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

[EXHALES]

These are some clothes that
my nephew has grown out of.

It's creepy how children do
that, isn't it? [CHUCKLES]

[CHLOE] Hmm.

Anyway, I... I thought they'd
come in handy for Rory.

The tiny one inside you, that is.

Uh, thank you.

- That's, uh, that's very thoughtful.
- Hmm. May I?

Yeah, come in.

[INHALES] You said earlier that
you didn't wanna do this alone.

Well, I don't want that either.

I need you to know that if there
is any choice to be had at all,

I will always...

choose us.

None of us can be certain of the future.

But what we can control
is what we do right now.

So whether this is my last day or not,

what I do know is that
I would like to spend it

with the people I love most.

My family.

Chloe Jane Decker... [INHALES]

... would you consider

spending the rest of today
with me and our daughter?

How can I say no to that?

[LUCIFER SIGHS]

[INHALES]

- So where are we off to?
- [SIGHS]

As far away from th and Swanson
as we can bloody well get.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[EXHALES]

["TIME MOVES ON" BY
PHANTOM PLANET PLAYING]

♪ Maybe it rains or it's sunny weather ♪

♪ But when it gets bad ♪

♪ Maybe it'll get better ♪

♪ As time moves on ♪

♪ It's gonna keep on turning ♪

♪ It's all gonna change
before too long ♪

♪ Around and around we go ♪

♪ And the doors will keep revolving ♪

♪ With everyone who's come and gone ♪

♪ As time moves on ♪

♪ Yeah, it won't be long ♪

♪ Till time moves on ♪

♪ It's gonna keep on turning ♪

♪ As time moves on ♪

Oops! [LAUGHS]

Take care of her, will you?

I do.

We take care of each other.

[LUCIFER SIGHS]

Rory... [SHUDDERS]

I need you to know that I believe you.

I believe that I will be...

was gone when you needed me the most.

It's taken me a long time to accept that

because I know what it feels
like to be abandoned by a parent.

To feel...

Well, to feel rejected.

I was angry at my father too...

for a long time.

But I was also angry at myself.

I thought I was a monster.

That...

I must have done something
or been something

to make myself unworthy of his love.

I hope you never felt that way.

I want you to know that...

whatever it is that makes me go,

that it could never be your fault.

I'm so sorry I left you.

And I need you to know that I will
do everything in my power to stay.

I believe you too.

- [LUCIFER GASPS]
- [SOBBING]

[LUCIFER EXHALES]

- [RORY SNIFFLES]
- [CHUCKLES]

[SIGHS, CHUCKLES]

Ironically, you look more like
an angel than the two of us.

[LAUGHING]

Oh-ho! Come on, you.

- [RORY] Mm.
- [KISSES]

Yeah, I think I'll give you two
some time alone. [CHUCKLES]

No, Rory! We still have time.

[EXHALES] The truth is, if you
leave, I don't wanna see it.

I wanna remember you like this.

This is perfect.

[FLAPPING]

- [SIGHS]
- Should I go after her?

No.

We all have a choice.

Let her make hers.

[SNIFFLES]

[TRIXIE] Hey, that's mine!

- Stranger danger!
- [GRUNTING]

Ugh! [GROANS]

[PANTING] Okay! No hugs?

Maze teach you those moves?

[GROANS]

- You know Maze?
- Yeah.

I'm a friend of hers, and your dad's.

And...

boy, did he talk about you all the time.

What's your name?

Um... Belios.

Weird name. Never heard of you.

Are you a cop like my dad?

Yeah.

So you won't mind answering
a few questions.

- [CHUCKLES]
- You know, to verify.

Ask away.

You said my dad talked about me.

What's my favorite game?

Currently? Unstable Unicorns.

- What do I wanna be when I grow up?
- President of Mars.

Favorite meal.

Chocolate cake,

although you know your dad really
doesn't consider that a meal.

[TRIXIE CHUCKLES]

You know, he also told me
that you're the best kid

a dad could ever ask for.

Told me how smart you are.

How kind.

A little rebellious at times. [CHUCKLES]

But still,

the most loving daughter.

And he cares about you... [EXHALES]

... more than anything
in the whole world.

I guess you know my dad pretty well.

I'm sorry he had to leave you.

Me too.

He didn't mean to, you know.

And I'm sure wherever he is...

he is so sorry that he had to.

Before he could...

[HESITATES] Before what?

Before he could be a
good role model to you.

The dad you deserve.

What are you talking about?

He was the best dad ever.

The best person ever.

No. Aww, he tried to be. [CHUCKLES]

But he made so many mistakes.

Everyone makes mistakes. And my dad taught me that
mistakes are important.

And we need them so
that we can learn and...

do better next time.

I love my dad.

I... I miss him every day.

[SIGHS]

But he'll always be with me.

Proud of me.

Just like I'm proud of him.

So take back what you said.

[CHUCKLES, SNIFFLES]

[FAINT RUMBLING]

Do you see that?

That light.

No.

I... I should get back.

See you later, Belios.

[GASPS]

[SHUDDERS]

[IN FRENCH] My God.

[GASPS, SNIFFLES]

[GASPS]

[EXHALES]

[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

[LUCIFER IN ENGLISH]
Sand literally gets everywhere.

- [BOTH LAUGHING]
- Yeah, it does.

[SIGHS] Okay.

- Well, so far, so good, right?
- Mm.

[EXHALES] Only minutes
till this day is history.

Maybe don't put it that way.

Right.

Sorry.

It's okay.

- [CLATTERING]
- [CHLOE GASPS]

[LAUGHING]

Um... okay, I know I
wasn't so into the idea

of the panic room earlier, but, um...

Well, yes, I mean, I... I did go
to all the trouble of building it,

- I suppose.
- [CHLOE] Maybe it's just the name.

Maybe if we call it the
"feeling totally fine" room.

- Hmm. [CHUCKLES]
- Yeah.

[BOTH SIGH]

- Right.
- Yeah.

- [CLANKING]
- Okay.

Wow.

I know. [INHALES]

It's a bit thrown together.
I only had a day.

[SIGHS] No, it's...

[LAUGHS] It's amazing!

- [BEEPS]
- [DOOR LOCKS]

The door will only unlock
once the day is finally over.

Oh, good.

- You know, just in case.
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]

Speaking of "just in case"...

Chloe...

my love,

there are so many things...

No.

[SIGHS] I don't wanna hear it.

[SHUDDERS]

We're not saying goodbye, Lucifer.

- But I need you to know...
- No.

I can't.

- I can't. [GASPS]
- [SIGHS]

[CHLOE GASPING]

Just be with me.

- ["UNCHAINED MELODY" PLAYING]
- [GASPS]

♪ Whoa! ♪

♪ My, my love ♪

♪ My darling ♪

♪ I hunger ♪

♪ For your touch ♪

♪ A long, lonely time ♪

♪ And time ♪

♪ Goes by ♪

♪ So slowly ♪

♪ And time ♪

♪ Can do so much ♪

♪ Are you still ♪

♪ Mine? ♪

♪ I need ♪

♪ Your love ♪

♪ I-I-I... I need ♪

♪ Your love ♪

♪ God, speed your love ♪

♪ To... to... ooh! Oh! ♪

[LOCK CLICKS]

Is that...

The door.

It's midnight.

[EXHALES]

[SIGHS]

[CLOCK CHIMING]

[CHIMING CONTINUES]

[TICKING]

[CHIMING STOPS]

- [SIGHS]
- You did it, Lucifer.

It worked.

[SIGHS]

[EXHALES] Or maybe Rory coming
back changed things, like you said.

Yeah, but either way,

the day is over, and you're here!

[BOTH LAUGH]

- I am! I'm here!
- [CHUCKLES]

[CACKLING] Who cares about fate?

[LAUGHS]

- [CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
- [CHLOE] Oh.

[CHUCKLES] Rory.

- Oh!
- Right. Try not to gloat.

I'm sure she'll be happy she was wrong.

[CHUCKLES]

Guess who's here.

[HUFFS]

What? What is it? What's wrong?

That wasn't Rory. That was Le Mec.

He's got her.

- What?
- He's holding her hostage.

- And he wants me to come and get her.
- What?

Where?

th and Swanson.