01x30 - A Stop at Willoughby

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Twilight Zone". Aired: October 1959 to June 1964.*
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01x30 - A Stop at Willoughby

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[eerie music]

(male narrator)
There is a
Fifth dimension

Beyond that
Which is known to man.

It is a dimension
As vast as space

And as timeless
As infinity.

It is the middle ground
Between light and shadow

Between science
And superstition

And it lies between
The pit of man's fears,

And the summit
Of his knowledge.

This is the dimension
Of imagination.

It is an area
Which we call
The twilight zone.

I want Jake Ross'
Secretary, please.

Williams, we're
Still waiting

For your Mr. Ross.

I'm trying to get him
Right now, sir.

Joanie, where is he?

I know he's
Out to lunch

But we got a conference
Called here for : .

It's now : .
Now, where is he?

All right,
Check around.

Call Sardi's East
Or The Colony

And tell him
To get himself

Over here in a hurry.

Well, where
Is your protege

With the $ million
Automobole account?

He's due at any moment,
Mr. Misrell.

Probably a
Big lunch crowd
Or something.

Don't be
An idiot.

More likely,
A big martini

Or three or
Four of them.

He was too young to
Put on this account.

I told you that.

I kept telling you that!

He's much too young

To put on this large
And important account.

[knock at door]

We have now

Been here minutes,
Mr. Williams.

This is a communication
From Jake Ross.

Would you be so kind
As to share

Its contents
With us?

I can give you
The sense of it,
Mr. Misrell.

This is Jake
Ross's resignation.

He's moving over
To another agency.

And?

He's taking
The automobile
Account with him.

That account represented
A gross billing

In the neighborhood
Of $ million a year!

And how
Many times

Have you promised
It to me?

[clears throat]

This is as much
A shock to me

As it is to you,
Mr. Misrell.

Don't sit down

And don't con me.

It was your pet project.

Your pet project!

Then it was your
Idea to give it

To that little
College greenie.

Now, get
With it, Williams.

Get with it, boy!

So what's left, Williams?

Not only
Has your pet
Project backfired

But it sprouted wings
And left the premises.

I'll tell you what's
Left to us, in my view--

A deep and abiding concern
About your judgment in men.

This is a push
Business, Williams.

A push, push,
Push business!
[thudding]

Push and drive!

But personally--

You don't delegate
Responsibilities to
Little boys.

You should
Know it

Better than
Anyone else.

A push, push,
Push business, Williams.

It's push,
Push, push
[thudding]

All the way,
All the time!

It's push, push, push,
All the way, all the time

Right on down the line!

Fat boy, why
Don't you shut
Your mouth!

Mr. Williams,
Messages are
On the desk.

There's some
Hot coffee here.
Can I bring you some?

No, no, thanks.

Well, want
Anything at all?

Yeah, a
Sharp razor

And a chart of
The human anatomy

Showing where all
The arteries are.

(male narrator)
This is Gart
Williams, age ,

A man protected
By a suit of armor

All held together
By one bolt.

Just a moment ago,
Someone removed the bolt

And Mr. Williams' protection
Fell away from him

And left him a naked target.

He's been cannonaded
This afternoon

By all the
Enemies of his life.

His insecurity
Has shelled him ;

His sensitivity
Has straddled him
With humiliation;

His deep-rooted disquiet
About his own worth

Has zeroed in on him,

Landed on target
And blown him apart.

Mr. Gart Williams,
Ad agency exec

Who in just
A moment will move
Into the twilight zone

In a desperate search
For survival.

[train bell clanging]

How are
You tonight,
Mr. Williams?

In the absolute pink.

Cold winter
This year.

Seems to get
Darker earlier
Than it ever has.

Well, that's the
Way of the world.

The rich get richer

And the days
Get shorter.

That's right.

(misrell)
A push, push,
Push business!

Push and drive!

It's push, push, push
All the way, all
The time

Right on down the line!

That's enough.

[dog barking]

(male conductor)
Willoughby! This
Stop is Willoughby!

Willoughby!

This stop
Is Willoughby!

What do you
Mean, Willoughby?

Where is Willoughby?

That's Willoughby
Right outside.

Now, wait a minute.

What's going on?

There's no stop on this line
Called Willoughby.

And look at it outside.

The sun is out,
It's summer.

That's what she
Is, mid-July.

A real warm
One, too.

Wait a minute, it's November.

What's going on here anyway?

Where is this place?

Where is
Willoughby?

Willoughby, sir?

That's Willoughby
Right outside.

Willoughby.
July.
Summer.

It's .

Really a lovely
Little village.

You ought to
Try it sometime.

Peaceful, restful,

Where a man can
Slow down to a walk

And live his
Life full-measure.

Willoughby!

This stop
Is Willoughby!

Willoughby!

This stop
Is Willoughby!

[cars rumbling]

(conductor)
Westport Saugatuck
Next stop!

Westport Saugatuck!

Have a good sleep,
Mr. Williams?

Yeah.

Yeah, I had a good sleep,
But an idiotic dream.

Idiotic.

You ever hear of a town
Called Willoughby?

Willoughby?
Willoughby where?

Willoughby, Connecticut,
Or Willoughby, New York.

Not on this run.

No Willoughby
On the line.

Westport Saugatuck
Next stop!

Westport Saugatuck!

And what are your plans
For this evening?

To get quietly plastered

And then sing
Old college songs?

It's been one
Of those days.

I know all about it.

Bob Lair's wife
Called me.

She told me he'd been
In the meeting with you.

You got... You got
Hysterical or something?

She called to find
Out how you were.

They were all
Very solicitous

All the boys
At the meeting.

That free-flowing
Compassion

That is
Actually relief.

I'm the victim,
Not them.

They've mistaken
An intake of breath

For an outpouring
Of sympathy.

Would you spare me
Your little homilies now?

Please, and
Just give me

A simple and direct
And honest answer.

Did you wreck a
Career this afternoon?

Did you throw
Away a job?

It appears not.

Misrell phoned before
I left the office.

He has found it
In that great

Over-sized heart of
His to forgive.

This somewhat obese,
Gracious gentleman

Will allow me to
Continue in
His employ

Because he's such a--
Human-type fellow

With the
Small, insignificant

Parenthetic additional reason

That if I were to go
To a competitive agency

I might possibly take a
Lot of business with me.

Go on.

That's it.

That's all
Of it.

Oh, I'm
Tired, Janie.

I'm tired,
And I'm sick.

Well, then you're
On the right ward.

We specialize in people

That are sick.
And tired, too, Gart.

I'm sick,
And I'm tired

Of a husband who lives
In permanent self-pity

With a heart
Bleeding sensitivity

That he unfurls
Like a flag

Whenever he decides
The competition is--

Is a little too
Rough for him.

Some people aren't built
For competition, Janie

Or big,
Pretentious houses
They can't afford

Or rich communities
They don't feel
Comfortable in

Or country clubs
They wear around
Their neck

Like a badge
Of status.

And you'd prefer--?

I'd prefer
Though never
Asked before

A job, any job,
Any job at all

Where I could
Be myself!

Where I wouldn't
Have to climb
On a stage

And go through
A masquerade every
Morning at nine,

And mouth all
The dialog

And play
The executive

And make believe
I'm the bright,
Young man

Who's on
His way up

Because I'm not
That person, Janie.

You've tried to
Make me that person

But that isn't me.
That isn't me
At all.

I'm--

I'm a
Not-very-young

Soon-to-be-old

Very uncompetitive,
Rather dull

Quite uninspired,
Average-type guy.

With a wife who
Has an appetite.

And just where
Would you be

If it weren't
For my appetite?

I know where
I'd like to be.

Where's that?

A place
Called Willoughby.

A little town
I've manufactured
In a dream.

Tell me about
Your dream, Gart.

It was an odd dream,
Very odd dream.

Willoughby.

It was summer, very warm.

Kids were barefooted.

One of them had a fishing pole.

It all looked like
A Currier & Ives painting.

Bandstand, bicycles, wagons.

I've never seen
Such--serenity.

It was the way people must
Have lived a hundred
Years ago.

Crazy dream.

Yeah.

You let me know when
You wake up, huh, Gart?

No, wait, Janie.

Please, Janie.

You know
What the trouble
With you is, Gart?

You were just
Born too late.

Because you're
A guy

That could
Be satisfied

With a
Summer afternoon

Or an
Ice wagon

Being drawn
By a horse.

So it's my
Mistake, pal,
My error

My miserable, tragic error
To get married to a man

Whose big dream in life
Is to be Huckleberry Finn.

Yeah, maybe.

Something like that.

A place, a time where
A man can live his
Life full-measure.

That's what
He said, that's--

What that conductor said,

A place where a man
Can live his life
Full-measure.

(modern conductor)
Willoughby?

What?

Last week
You asked me

About a town
Called Willoughby.

Well, I
Looked it up.

Every old timetable
I could find.

No such place,
As far as I
Could see.

Thanks.

It was a dream,
Is all.

Probably was.

Stamford next stop!

Next stop, Stamford!

[train horn blaring]

Stamford! Stamford
Next stop!

Stamford!

Next stop, Stamford!

Stamford, next stop!

(conductor of the past)
Willoughby!

This stop
Is Willoughby!


Willoughby!

This stop
Is Willoughby!

Willoughby, sir.

Willoughby?

Yes, sir, Willoughby.

Willoughby!

All on
For Willoughby!

Willoughby! This
Stop is Willoughby!

[band playing
Camptown races]

Conductor!

Conductor!

Conduc--!

You all right,
Mr. Williams?

Yeah, yeah.

Sure, I'm all right.

Willoughby.

Next time--

Next time,
I'm going to get off.

I'm going to get off
At Willoughby.

(Misrell over phone)
What we need
Here, Williams,

Is a show with zaz.

An entertainer
With moxie.

We've got to take
The audience by
The ears

And give 'em
A yank,

Jar 'em,
Rock 'em,

Give 'em the ol'
Push push push.

I understand,
Mr. Misrell.

It's gotta
Be bright.

Bright with
A patter.

That's it, comedy.

And everything
Push push push.

Of course, now
It's gotta
Be bright.

Push push push.

That's the kind of
Show the client
Will like.

I understand,
Mr. Misrell.
I understand.

Tomorrow morning,
I want at least a
Preliminary idea for the show.

You know
What I want.

Just a rough
Format with a
Few details

As to how we integrate
The commercials with in
The body of the show.

I understand,
Mr. Misrell.

I'll do the
Best I can.

Do more
Than you can.

Aspire. Dream big
And then get
Behind it.

Push push
Push push!

Yes, sir!

[phone rings]

Yes?

Well, I haven't seen
The ratings on the show.

No, no.

Well, that's
The time slot
The sponsor wanted.

[phone rings]

Hang on a minute.

Yes?

They what?

Hold on a second.

Helen.

Helen!

What film office
Did the commercials
On the Bradbury account?

The negatives
Are all scratched,

They're screaming
Bloody m*rder!

I'll have
To check, sir.

Mr. Misrell wants
To see you.

I'll have to
Check it out.

Mr. Misrell, sir.

I'll tell you when
I know something.

Mr. Williams!
Mr. Misrell

Seemed very insistent.

[voices chattering
On phones]

Mr. Williams!

Mr. Williams!
Mr. Misrell!

Push, push, push,
Williams!

Push, push,
Push, Williams!

Get with it, boy!

Push, push,
Push, Williams!

Push, push, push,
Williams!

Push, push,
Push, Williams!

Will you
Get me Westport,
Connecticut, please?

Capital - .

Yes, please.

Janie, this
Is Gart, honey.

I'm coming home.

Will you stay there?

I just--I just
Want you to
Stay there.

No, honey,
Listen, please.

I've had it, understand?

I've had it!

I just can't take this
Another day, not
Another hour.

This is it, right now.

I've got to
Get out of here.

Janie, will you
Help me, please?

Will you
Please help me?

[click]

Janie?

How are
You tonight,
Mr. Wi lliams?

[train horn blares]

(conductor)
Stamford next stop!

Stamford!

Next stop, Stamford!

Next stop Stamford!

Stamford next stop!

Stamford!

Next stop, Stamford!

Next stop--

... Is Willoughby!

Willoughby!

Next stop
Is Willoughby!

Willoughby?

Yes, sir.

[band playing Oh, Susannah]

Hi, Mr. Williams.

Hi, boys.

You catch some
Big ones today, huh?

I think tomorrow
I'll join you.

Plenty of room
And lots of fish.

[band playing
Beautifui Dreamer]

[birds chirping]

Hiya, Mr. Williams.

Welcome.

Thank you.

Thank you,
I'm glad to be here.

(man)
Just jumped off
The train, did h?

Shouted something
About Willoughby.

Then ran out
To the platform

And that was the
Last I saw of him.

Doctor says
He must have
d*ed instantly.

They're gonna take him
Into town for an autopsy.

Funeral parlor there
Sent the ambulance.

Poor fellah.

(narrator)
Willoughby?

Maybe it's wishful thinking

Nestled in a hidden part
Of a man's mind

Or maybe it's the last stop
In the vast design of things.

Or perhaps, for a man
Like Mr. Gart Williams

Who climbed in a world
That went by too fast

It's a place around the bend
Where he could jump off.

Willoughby?

Whatever it is, it comes
With sunlight and serenity

And is a part of
The twilight zone.

(male presenter, off)
Rod Serling, the
Creator of twilight zone,

Will tell you about
Next week's story

After this word from
Our alternate sponsor.

And now,
Mr. Serling.

In this library,
A certain professor
Sells things.

Ointments, salves, powders,

Sovereign remedies, nectars,

Concoctions, decoctions,
And potions all guaranteed.

Next week he'll
Sell one to a loverboy

So that he can slip
An affectionate mickey

Into the champagne
Of his lady love.

It sets up
A most bizarre

And very unexpected
Chain of events.

On the twilight zone
Next week,

The Chaser.

[curtain music]

(male presenter, off)
Kimberly Clark invites you

To watch
Steve McQueen

In "Wanted Dead or Alive."

Saturday nights over
Most of these same stations.
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