[♪♪♪]
Okay, good night, boys.
And I can't stress
enough, sleep tight.
Night, Daddy.
Sweet dreams. Bye-bye.
[SWITCH CLICKS]
Sweet dreams.
[CHUCKLES]
I can't believe
we're actually alone.
[GROWLS]
You hear that?
Peace and quiet?
[WHISPERS] Right.
[GIGGLING]
Mm, honey? Hm?
Why don't we get
more comfortable?
I'm comfortable with that.
[GIGGLING]
[BOYS GIGGLING]
Aah! Don't come up!
How did you guys bust
out of your cribs, huh?
I know what happened.
I think when the
guards weren't looking,
they tied their diapers
together and went over the wall.
[JESSE FREDERICK'S
"EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK" PLAYING]
♪ Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahhh ♪
♪ Ahhh ♪
♪ Whatever happened
To predictability ♪
♪ The milkman The paperboy ♪
♪ Evenin' TV? ♪
♪ Ahhh ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ There's a heart ♪
♪ There's a heart ♪
♪ A hand to hold on to ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ There's a face ♪
♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ When you're lost out
there And you're all alone ♪
♪ A light is waitin'
To carry you home ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahhh ♪
♪ Dooby-doo-baa-ba-daa ♪
[♪♪♪]
[HORN HONKS]
Oh, there's my cab.
Oh, I wish you didn't
have to go so soon.
Dad! Da... Dad!
Dad, would you tell her
that I get the cherry candy?
No, I get the
cherry... No, I get it!
I get it! I get it!
Wait, wait. Girls,
girls, hold it!
There are two
candies here. Okay?
Now, one of you
gets the cherry one,
and the other one
gets the... nut cluster.
Nuts make me gag.
Here, Steph. You
can hold down nuts.
Sure, punish the one with
the good digestive system.
How do you always
manage to get your way?
Sorry. Can't talk
with my mouth full.
[HORN HONKS]
Oh, I've really gotta go.
Goodbye. Mwah. Goodbye. Mwah.
Bye. Uh, you're forgetting...
MICHELLE: Bye, Vicky. Bye.
Oh! Goodbye.
Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Bye.
Hello? Goodbye.
Oh, I knew I forgot someone.
Bye.
Can't believe
she's gone already.
She sees more of the cab driver
than she sees of me.
Well, he is better-looking.
Daddy, do you love Vicky?
Yes, I do, sweetheart.
Very much.
Well, then marry her already.
[CHUCKLES]
Honey, it's not that simple.
First I'd have to ask her,
and then she'd have to say yes.
Sounds pretty simple to me.
Come on, go for it, Mr. Tanner.
If I loved somebody and
wanted to get married,
there's nothin' in this whole
world that could stop me.
Except maybe a concerned parent.
Hey, Beck, Beck.
Guess where I'm playing
next weekend with the Rippers.
Disney World.
Someone squealed.
No. Honey, your
agent just called.
Congratulations.
Well, honey, y-you
don't seem very happy.
Well... it's just that
on my anniversary,
I'd like to be in the same
state as my husband.
Yes. And that is exactly why
I booked us in the
honeymoon suite.
Both of us? Together? Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Oh, sweetheart, this will
be like a second honeymoon.
Mwah. Exactly
what I had in mind.
Well, wait a minute. What
about Nicky and Alex?
You think they'll like
taking their bath in
a heart-shaped tub?
Well, about Nicky and Alex.
You know, I'm thinking,
why don't we leave them
home with the family?
As I recall, if we
wanna make more kids,
we're gonna need
some time alone.
Oh, but I'll really
miss the boys.
Me too. Where are the
suitcases? In the closet.
Hey, you guys busy? Oh, no, no.
We were just saying, we
spend too much time alone.
Great. Then you're
gonna love this.
Jess, I'm coming
to Florida with you.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am. I talked
to the radio station.
They agreed to send me so
we could do our radio show.
Plus, they're gonna
broadcast your concert live
back to San Francisco.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Huh? Yeah?
That's funny, Joey,
but you're not going.
Uncle Jesse, Uncle Jesse,
we're coming to
Florida with you.
No, you're not.
Yes, we are. It's a
school vacation next week,
and Wake Up, San
Francisco's in reruns.
So Dad's taking all of us down.
No, he's not.
ALL: Yes, he is.
Yeah. Thanks, Mr. T.
You know, Kimmy,
as much as we love
spending every
waking hour with you,
I'm afraid the Tanner family
budget's already a little tight.
Oh, no problem. My
folks have a standing offer.
They'll pay for
any vacation I take
as long as it's without them
and I stay over on
a Saturday night.
I get the window
seat on the plane.
No, you don't. Yes, I do.
If I don't sit next to
the window, I gag.
I thought nuts made you gag.
Two things can make you gag.
We'll discuss what
makes you gag later.
The important thing is,
we're all gonna be together.
Except us.
I'm gonna miss you so much.
I'm gonna miss you too much.
I'm gonna miss
you much too much.
Correction, Michelle.
Three things can make you gag.
Okay, Florida, here we come.
Come on, we got maps to study.
[♪♪♪]
All right, Jesse, Nicky,
Alex, Becky, Kimmy.
D.J., Joey, Steph, Michelle.
Wait a minute. Where's
Macaulay Culkin?
Heh-heh. Just
a little joke there.
[♪♪♪]
Wow, look who's here!
Hi, Donald.
Hi, Goofy.
I'm Michelle Tanner.
Maybe later we
can have a tea party.
Yeah, yeah, that
would be really cool.
Maybe we could
get Pluto and Minnie,
and we could drink
out of those little cups,
and, you know, put
our little pinkie up,
and, uh... Heh, heh.
Or maybe we could play hockey.
Right, guys?
Hey, do you wanna
say hi? Who's that?
Give Donald a big
hug and kiss. Hi, Goofy!
Hi, Goofy! Give Goofy
a kiss on the nose.
Give him a kiss.
Give him a kiss.
All right! [LAUGHING]
They're big fans of yours,
and you know what? Me too.
I... I've seen all
your films, and...
I really love your
work. I really do.
Nice to meet you guys.
Bye, Donald. Bye, Goofy.
JESSE: Say "bye-bye."
Bye-bye, Goofy. Heh-heh.
Bye, Goofy.
Since everybody wants
to see different things,
I took the liberty of drawing
up personalized itineraries.
[ALL GROANING] Aw, Danny.
Hey, no need to thank
me. I kind of enjoyed it.
Listen, I'm gonna meet an
old friend who's an animator,
and, uh, he's gonna show me
where the cartoon magic happens.
Jesse and I have our own
plans for our anniversary. Right?
Yes, we, uh... We
have our own plans.
We're gonna have a great
anniversary right after...
Right after my...
[COUGHS] - -rehearsal.
Rehearsal? Yeah.
Just a tiny little one.
Jess. I'm sorry.
It just came up.
Look, I'm gonna
do the rehearsal,
and then I'll meet you
guys in Fantasyland,
and then, uh, we'll talk
about a couple of, uh,
fantasies I have of my own.
All right? I'll see you
in an hour. Goodbye.
Bye, boys.
Go with Uncle Joey.
Ah, I got him, Jesse.
Okey-doke. See you guys.
Bye. Bye, Goofy.
I am so jazzed that
Vicky's flying in to see us.
Are you gonna ask
Vicky to marry you, Dad?
I... I don't know. You know?
I've been driving myself
crazy just thinking about it.
What I'm gonna do is, I'm
just gonna follow my heart
and just bypass
my brain entirely.
I never use my brain.
Trust me, after a while,
you won't even miss it.
Can't miss what you never have.
Daddy, when is
the fun gonna start?
Right now, sweetheart.
Okay, does everybody
have their itineraries?
All right, here
we go. Follow me!
♪ Zip-a-dee-doo-dah ♪
♪ Zip-a-dee-ay ♪
♪ My, oh my What
a wonderful day ♪
[♪♪♪]
[BELL CLANGING, WHISTLE BLOWS]
Wow! Wow! Cool!
MICHELLE: Way cool!
STEPHANIE: This is great!
Wow! Can we move here?
That's my kind of house.
Hey, what's that?
Okay, who's next?
Step right up and
rub the magic lamp.
Wow!
Look at all the
guys from Aladdin.
Yeah, there's the lamp seller
and Princess Jasmine.
Steve.
[♪♪♪]
Where? Up...
Uh... In San Francisco.
Ha-ha-ha! Okay, who's next?
Step right up and
rub the magic lamp.
Today only, the
lucky boy or girl
who makes the genie appear
will be crowned prince
or princess for the day
and be granted three wishes.
[ALL CHATTERING]
Come along.
No genie. Too bad.
Who's next, who's next?
BOTH: I am.
No, I am! I am!
[BOTH SHOUTING]
Steph, Steph, just let her
go. She's just a little kid.
Yeah, and Chucky
was just a doll.
Come on, people are waiting.
Fine. Go ahead, Michelle.
You get your way again.
Thank you.
[CROWD GASPS]
ALL: Whoa, baby!
[♪♪♪]
[CROWD CHATTERING]
You have awakened the genie!
Congratulations.
You are princess for the day.
[CROWD APPLAUDS]
I am? Holy moly!
Hey, blondie,
that was supposed
to be your turn.
Really? I didn't notice.
All hail our
princess for the day.
[FANFARE PLAYING]
[CROWD CHEERING]
And remember, you
have three wishes.
[♪♪♪]
D.J.: Isn't this
incredible, Steph?
Our little sister's gonna
have all her dreams come true.
What else is new?
Princess Michelle,
what is the first of
your three wishes?
I wish for peace on earth.
Boring!
Okay, I got one.
I wish we can go on any ride
and not wait in line.
Ha-ha-ha. Your
first wish is granted.
And, princess,
be sure to come back this
afternoon to Main Street,
where you will ride on
a float in our big parade.
No way!
[LAUGHS]
Way.
This is unreal.
[CHEERING & APPLAUSE]
[♪♪♪]
Ah, Mark, it's great to
see ya. Heh-heh-heh.
Hi. Oh, hey. Hi, Mickey.
[CHUCKLES]
Everybody here's so happy.
Ah, for a cartoon freak
like me, this place is heaven.
You like something
to drink? Yeah, sure.
How about, um, one of
those big cartoon milkshakes
with the mountain
of whipped cream
served by four
little mouse butlers?
Coffee? Coffee's fine, sure.
[CHUCKLING]
[HUMMING]
Hm.
Mm?
Hm.
[HUMMING]
MALE VOICE: Hey, not bad.
Who said that?
Uh, down here, big guy.
Wow!
You're me... I'm you.
[CHUCKLES]
You're a cartoon.
I'm a cartoon.
Didn't you forget something,
you know, like the rest of me?
Oh. Sorry.
[CHUCKLES]
How's that?
You're new at this, right?
Heh-heh. Great.
You know, I always
wanted to be a cartoon.
When you get hit on the
head, do you see little birdies?
[WHISTLING]
[YAWNING]
And when someone
drops an anvil on you,
do you crunch up like an
accordion, then pop back out?
[POPS]
Ha-ha. That's kid stuff.
Watch this.
[♪♪♪]
Whoo! Wa-hah!
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[CROWD CHEERING]
[IMITATES CROWD CHEERING]
[LAUGHING] Oh, man.
That was so cool.
Doesn't that hurt your head?
Ooh, now that you mention it,
could you draw me
a couple of aspirin?
[CHUCKLES]
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
[JOEY LAUGHING]
MARK: Joey?
What's so funny?
Nothing. Nothing at all.
I, uh... guess I was
daydreaming, Mark.
Well, come on. I'll
show you around.
Okay. Heh.
[♪♪♪]
[ACCORDION PLAYING
ROMANTIC MUSIC]
[GASPS]
Oh.
[♪♪♪]
Hi, sweetheart.
Hi. Hi.
BOTH: Mwah.
You know...
as I was watching
you just now, I... I...
Really, I realized
more than ever
how beautiful
and gentle you are.
I'm serious. I mean,
you're so wonderful,
even the birds
love you. [LAUGHS]
Well, um, it helps to have a
purse full of sunflower seeds.
[CHUCKLES]
Vicky, it's all clear to me now.
I don't have a doubt in my mind.
In fact, I don't have
anything in my mind.
Not that I'm an
airhead or anything,
but, uh, you know what?
I'm gonna stop rambling,
and, uh, I'm gonna let
my heart do the talking.
Vicky... Yes, Danny?
Would you...?
Would you...?
[BAND PLAYING OOMPAH MUSIC]
Vicky! Vicky,
would you...? What?
Would you...?
Would I what?
Would you like a bratwurst?
DANNY: Too bad I
didn't bring my clogs.
Vicky, I'll meet you
later at the schnitzel bar.
MICHELLE: This way.
Come on.
Uh, you guys, wait.
Splash Mountain is this way.
I wanna go on
the carousel first.
Aw, come on, Michelle.
Ah-ah-ah.
Steph, what are we gonna do?
We have to listen, or
it's off with our head.
Come on.
[GROANS]
BECKY: You boys are looking
mighty tall in that little store.
Well, partners, I
reckon this town
ain't big enough
for the three of us.
[LAUGHS]
Hey! Hi. Guys, I
got you a present.
Ready? Ready for
your present? What?
Look at this!
Here. Try your hats on.
Here we go. Mickey ears.
Let me get a picture, okay?
Come on. Smile, you guys.
Cheese!
All right. Lookin' good, boys.
Honey, where were you?
I was worried about you.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Rehearsal ran late.
But listen, I'm here
now. Everything's fine.
But you gotta go
do your radio show.
Oh, that's right.
But after my radio
show, I promise you
I'm gonna take you
on a romantic cruise
for our anniversary
on the lagoon.
How's that sound?
Honey, that's sweet,
but be realistic.
You've got a
million things to do.
Even Superman couldn't
pull off your schedule.
Superman was a wimp.
I mean, think about it.
The guy wears
underwear over his tights.
Oh, look, promise, look.
Pack a lunch for me, okay,
and meet me on the docks,
and I'll be there, all right?
Hold those lips.
Give Daddy a kiss.
Okay. We'll see
you, boys. Bye-bye.
Bye-bye, Daddy.
Bye-bye.
[♪♪♪]
[SPLASH]
[MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
This is amazing.
Jesse and Joey doing their
radio show from underwater.
I can't believe Jesse
would do something like that.
Scuba dive?
Get his hair wet.
[BOTH LAUGH]
You're funny too.
You're... You're everything.
You're perfect.
Could you call and
tell my mother that?
[LAUGHS]
Vicky, uh, I was trying to
ask you something before,
and, uh, I'd like
to ask you again.
Would you...? [KNOCKING]
[SCREAMS]
VICKY: It's Jesse and Joey.
Great timing.
DANNY: Ah, talk
about the wet look.
VICKY: Oh, I can't
believe he brought a comb.
If he brought a blow dryer,
they'd both be in trouble.
[LAUGHS]
DANNY: Hi.
Mm.
[CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
Isn't this fun, Steph?
It was fun, the first 10 times.
D.J.: You guys, look!
Prince Charming.
I could swear it
was... ALL: Steve.
So far, you've thought
Robin Hood, Captain Hook
and Mary Poppins
looked like Steve.
Well, they did.
Yo, princie! Over here!
"Women who hallucinate
in theme parks,"
on the next Oprah.
[SIGHS] Okay, what's next?
Splash Mountain.
Uh-uh. Carousel again.
Come on. We've done it 10 times.
Why are we letting this little
half-pint tell us what to do?
Maybe you didn't notice
this crown on my head.
If your head gets any
bigger, it's gonna fall off.
Okay, conference.
[EXHALES SHARPLY] This
princess thing's out of control.
I can't take it anymore.
Well, I've got to admit
she's getting way too bossy.
KIMMY & STEPHANIE:
Yeah. Who needs them?
What's her problem?
She's treating us like
we're the ugly stepsisters.
Kimmy... Nah. Too easy.
What do you mean by that?
I mean too easy because...
Whoa, look, I'll just go...
I'll just go talk to
Michelle, okay?
Michelle...
Where'd she go?
Michelle!
She's gone!
You better go tell your dad.
Let me know how he takes it.
Kimmy, we just
lost our little sister.
Michelle!
ALL: Michelle!
Michelle, where are you?
VICKY: Oh, Danny,
isn't that beautiful?
What? Oh, oh, yeah.
Oh, that's fascinating.
Oh, ho, ho. Darn,
they're leaving.
Bye, guys.
Look, Vicky, I better
ask you this fast
before somebody else does.
Vicky, I...
Mr. Tanner, you
have a phone call.
Of course I do.
Figures. Hello.
What?!
Michelle's lost.
We'll be right there.
Here. Come on.
[♪♪♪]
Michelle!
Michelle, where are you?
Michelle?
ALL: Michelle!
Michelle, where are you?
D.J.: Michelle!
STEPHANIE: Where are you?
Michelle! Michelle!
Michelle, where are you?
♪ Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahhh ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahhh ♪
♪ Dooby-doo-baa-ba-daa ♪