02x16 - Versus the Monster Within

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Previously, on Mech-X4...

That was for the A-minus, son!

You are like me,
empowered by the gel.

And that gel is mine to control.

I was able to drive away
the inventor.

Next time make sure
you destroy the technopath.

I know you're in here.

Just give up.
You won't win this time.

Walker.

Walker.

Ahh-ah! Ah!

Uuh! Uuh! Aw!

Why do I always get eliminated first?

'Cause you always use
that stupid scary voice.

It gives away where you're hiding.

Dude, don't knock my scary voice.

If you wanna scare people,
use your "talk to girls" voice.

That's freaky.

Mmph!

First rule of Mech Laser Tag,
never let your guard down.

Ha-hah!

Ooh!

- Aww!
- Ha-ha!

I gotcha! Ya b*at!
'Cause your aim stinks!

- Ah...
- I'm surprised you're not moonwalking...

Oh... No, there it is.

Mm...

Sup, "Y" chromosomes!

Whoo! Ha!

Yeah!

Bro.

Dang, son, I am the Major of Laser.

The Master of Blasters.

El Ray de los Rays.

As in Ray Beams.

Hey, you can't have two Mech links.

There's no rule that says that.

Don't hate the player.

Hate the fact that you guys just lost.

- Boo!
- Come on, man.

Not cool, Cheater Dinklage.

But nice use of loopholes.

No, don't compliment him. He's evil!

Totally evil!

- Evil.
- It's messed up.

Evil. Evil.
Totally evil.

Evil. Evil.

Evil. Evil.

- Evil.
- What did I do?

Stop trying to resist.

The residual ooze in your brain
gives me control over you,

as it did when I had you release Grey...

Guess we have to make it
look believable.

Ooh!

...when you led the team
into my trip in the Arctic.

That last battle damaged me.

You will destroy them
as I heal, and exact my revenge.

Divide them!

And eliminate Ryan when he's alone.

Mm, it feels sorta weird.

What does?

Mm, Harper gone? Leo a traitor?

Girl in the robot? Big bad destroyed?

Well, when you lay it all out like that,
it's all sorta weird.

Gramtag, "Axed by the Axe."

Gramtag, "Axed by the Axe."

Okay, why do you keep
Gramtagging "Axed by the axe"?

"Axed by Boston Axe."

You wanna get in the ring

with the angriest guy
in Ultimate Knuckle Crunching?

Uhhh, yeah. It... It's a contest.

You learn a few moves from Boston Axe,

you get in the ring and you spar with him,

and they give you a video
of the fight, GramTag

and you get another chance
every time you GramTag.

"Axed by the Axe,"

and I've been doing it
for a while now, so...

Define "a while."

Fire! Give me some heat!

GramTag, "Axed by the Axe."

Aaugh! Aahh...

Uhh, it's been a while.

But I'm sure it al...
Never almost got you k*lled.

Wow.

Harris?

Harris?

Think of it as Harris 2.0.

As in, "Too bad I can't be Harris,"
and "Oh, he's so cool."

Ahhh!

New look.

Hey! Oh, where's the rest
of your vampire boy band, I...

I don't see them anywhere.

Nice.

New glasses, right?

They look good on you.

Okay. A compliment?

No weak attempt at a comeback?

Of course not.
We're friends now, right?

Hold on, let me get back to you, bro.

I'm talkin' to you.
I cheat off you, and I got a C-minus.

This is all your fault!

Ooh... so not only
are you bad at math,

but you're bad at cheating.

Ha! You spelled Wade "Wad."

What are you doing?

Aagh...

- Apologize.
- I'm sorry.

Ohhh!

What?

Don't stop dreamin', kid.

Dude, what's going on with you?

We took out Traeger.
The drones are looking for Grey,

and if they find her,
we'll be ready for her.

Own the moment, son.

I like Harris 2.0.

Varsity rules!

Tough, right?

Look at them, thinking
they're all... awesome.

Do you miss it?

I'm still awesome.

No, I mean people seeing
you're awesome, knowing you are.

Is this going somewhere hurtful?

Not at all. You and Ryan,
Spyder and Veracity

had my back when I was injured.

So I thought,
"What can I do for my friends?"

Like, how can we get
Mark Walker back to being...

"Mark Walker"?

- So I did something about it.
- Ugh, what did you do?

Walker! Somebody sent me this.

Is that you?

- Uhh...
- Hm?

Yeah?

I have coached dance
for the past 10 years,

and those are the best moves
I have ever seen.

- Oh.
- Where was this filmed?

Oh... Um, I... ooh, uh...

- I, uh...
- Just some underground teen club

where all the best dancers
in town compete.

This guy.

The timing is perfect.
Our dance team is weak.

State is coming up.
Are you interested?

The trophies are big-ger.

- Yeah?
- I'm interested.

Yes!

Tryouts... after school... don't be late.

Gramtag, "Axed by the Axe."

Gramtag, "Axed by the Axe."

Spyder! You don't think I got this?

Spyder!

I'm callin' you out!

Harris? What did you do?

Ran a bot that's been
Gramtagging him for weeks.

No way you were gonna lose.

Plus I added
a random insult generator

just to make sure
it got his attention.

You!

You the kid that's sayin'
he's gonna punch me so hard,

it's gonna knock off
my mother's mustache?

Apparently.

Excellent use of smack talk, kid.

Right.

Don't do it... again!

Right.

I'll see you in the ring!

I... I gotta go finish my will.

I'm gonna get
my butt kicked by a star! Whoo!

Hey! Yo!

Can I talk to you?

Sure. O... Okay.

Empty?

I sort of released a virus
on all the computers

so that you and I could talk alone.

I know what's going on here.
You're not fooling me.

She knows.

Please, enlighten me.

Acceptance to London Academy
for Women in Science?

No follow-up interviews?

Multiple references on my behalf
that I didn't even request?

You were trying to get me
into this school.

I thought you wanted to go.

Of course I do.

Th... their... their campus
is literally modeled after Hogwarts.

They have a dorm called Ravenpuff.

And the ratio of girls
who graduate who get the Noble Prize

is, like, one to one.

So I wondered,
why were you helping me?

And then I figured it out.

You want me gone.

She knows!
You must act. Now!

I don't want your spot on the team.

I was only on defense while you
were getting better, okay?

So you don't have to make up
this elaborate scheme to get rid of me.

That's silly.
With the monsters gone,

Bay City doesn't have
many challenges

for someone
of your intellectual caliber.

That school does.

You're
a remarkable person, Veracity,

but you need higher hurdles
to become the best version of yourself.

You can stay if you want.
We can share shields, no bigs.

This school's my dream!

And I'm pretty sure
that Mech-X4 is yours.

I'd be a pretty terrible frenemy
if I didn't pick up on that.

So?

Droppin' out, I'm movin' up.

Next time you see me, I'll be shattering
the glass ceiling, so...

if you need me...

Oh... I'll know where to find you.

Oh, and until then...
take care of those idiot boys, okay?

Without a big brain on their side,
they are ea-aasy pickings.

She was the smartest.
She was the thr*at to the plan.

And now, she's gone.

The rest won't see what's coming.

Veracity's just gone?

Boom? Like that?

She's been eyeing this school
her whole life. She deserves it.

But Grey's still out there.

I'm checking the drone feed
every half hour. Nothing yet.

In the meantime, just chill.

I'll tell you if I see anything.

All right, guys.

Let's bust some moves.

No, no! Gone, go.

Please! Thank you!

No, no, Margaret, no!

Yeah!

Yeah, this is it!

Yes, yes!

You are in!

- Ha-ha!
- Whooo!

And you, Dane! You're his hype man!

- Uhh.
- Ahh!

Just like old times!

And we start right now,

so it's very big time commitment.

Make sure... you're sure.

Whoo-hoo!

Congratulations.

I don't know.

I gave up varsity
because of our... responsibilities.

Dude, it's like Harris said.

We took out Traeger,
do something for you.

I'm about to hit the skate park myself.

Awesome. Thanks, dude.

Whoa!

Aww, Dane,
what... what are you doin'?

Look... we both know
if I threw an actual punch,

I'd break you in half.

Ohh! Just like you did
with that pacifist at the charity event?

First I'm gonna show you
some moves.

Part of the prize is a vid of you...

"fighting me."

- Right.
- So you need to pay attention...

- Okay.
- ...or you'll die.

Okay. Okay.

- I'm gonna come at you like this.
- Okay.

- You're going to dodge.
- Okay.

Then you gonna
throw your legs up around my head.

I'll catch you... rotate you, and...

boom!

I made it seem like
you took down the toughest guy

in Ultimate Knuckle Crunching.

Ahh. Kinda

wanted this to be real,
though, you know?

Trust me. You don't.

- Right.
- Let's go, people!

Okay.

This is one round, knock down wins.

- Heh-ha!
- I'd tell you to keep it clean,

- but... come on.
- Oh.

All right.

Yah... Aah!

Ow!

Whew.

- Fighter, you ready?
- Come on! Mmmm!

Fighter, you ready?

Yeah! I finished my will.

Are you still Gramtaggin'?

No, what?

So you didn't send this photo
of my mom with a mustache?

No, no, what do you...

- What do you mean, no, I...
- This isn't you?

That's not me.

No, no, no, no, no!

- No, no.
- Okay.

- No.
- You wanted this to get real?

It just got real!

Oh, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

This is a big misunderstanding!

Aaaahh!

Ah! Ah! Oh... Oh, thank you,
only belt I own.

Whoa, ahhh, ahhh!

Whoa!

Oh, boy, here he goes.

Ahhhh... aaah!

Harris. Harris.

Oh... Sorry. Sorry.

So, the drone spotted Grey
way up here?

Yeah. Somewhere in the caverns.

That's why we gotta go in on foot.

Maybe, uh, maybe we should wait,
get Spyder and Mark out here.

Ryan, she might
be gone by then.

Besides,
we got antidote darts, arm cannons.

You and me, buddy,
we can take her out.

Yeah, you're right.

Traeger says goodbye.

Traeger says goodbye.

Gravity pucks in my kicks.

Figured I might need 'em.

You can come out now, guys.

You're all supposed
to be gone.

Distracted!

- Changed my mind.
- I told the principal

I needed a day
to stretch out my hammies.

And I sorta had to run for my life,
so... the timing worked out.

How did you figure it out?

I'll field that one, Volde-short.

So I wanted to leave you
a thank-you gift for being so "wonderful,"

so I decided to hack into your computer
and upgrade it for you.

But guess what I found?
The deleted footage

from when Leo was trying
to blow up the robot.

But it wasn't Leo.

It was you.

We all thought that you didn't
have enough time to set the expl*sive.

Harris has got some
pretty mad jumping skills

when he's all hopped up on evil.

Something's wrong with you.
Let us help you.

Harris, hey... once we get you back
to the robot and Harris checks you out,

I'm sure we can help you...
Wait. Wait!

Something seems
not right about that.

Come on.

Traeger... help me do your will.

This will take
all my remaining strength.

He's talking to Traeger?

Traeger's alive?

But take this power.

Take the power I am sending you.

And destroy them all!

What the what is that?

I heard stories.
But I never thought it was real.

That's Monster Harris.

A little help here.

Yaah!

Uugh!

Here you go.

No, I don't need protecting!

But we do, and we need at least one big
brain to survive if Traeger's back.

Aaah!

Aah!

And besides, Harris
is my best friend.

He'd never do anything...

Uhh! Uhh!

Where did you learn that?

It's a long story.

It ends in a restraining order.

All right, there's gotta be some way
to reshape the energy in this force field.

Hey! Hold him down!

Harris! Snap out of it!

Aaaah-ohh!

Harris!

Harris?

You lied to me!

I thought we were finally friends!

But the whole time it was a trick!

And I don't like to be...

tricked!

Dang.

We were really lucky
that you warned us about Harris.

We would've been dead.

You okay, V?

Hm? Yeah, no, I'm fine.

No. Sorry, I'm not.

Harris did something
really, really sweet for me today.

That should've tipped me off that
something was wrong.

Oh, V, he cares about you.

He cares about all of us.

I hate seeing him like this.

What do we do now?

We get our friend back,

and we make Traeger pay!

Aaaaah!

The winner!

Yeah!

I'm gonna grind you up
and turn you into mulch!

- Run!
- Soon as I get my video.

What? Ohhh, sh**t!

I really wanted to see
that kid get his butt kicked.

Morris! Oh-ho... whoo!

You cannot sneak up
on me like that.

I gotta say being
the most wanted man on Earth

can make you
a little jumpy, heh.

Took me a while to find
this place.

Yeah. You didn't bring a pizza
or anything, did you?

Oh, uh, well, come on.
We got to work to do.

There is a game changer out there.

We have to find Traeger
and Grey.

Not a problem. They found me.

What?

Take me to Traeger.