[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
[KIPLING GULPING]
[SIGHS]
♪ I was born in Houston ♪
♪ Life was full and good ♪
♪ Got a yen to travel ♪
♪ No one understood ♪
♪ Took my things and said goodbye ♪
♪ Left my family ♪
Don't you look pretty as a picture?
[CHUCKLES]
♪ On my own in Seattle ♪
♪ City by the sea ♪
♪ There, a lovely woman ♪
♪ Gave her love to me... ♪
She-ma yisrael adonai eloheinu, adonai echad.
[STATIC CRACKLING]
[NILES COUGHING]
[NILES] What's going on? Where am I?
[KIPLING] Morning, sunshine.
[NILES] Willoughby? What have you done?
Would you believe I just fancied
a chat with an old friend?
[NILES] Hardly.
Well, before you get
all holier-than-thou,
if the tables were turned,
you'd have done the same thing.
[NILES] Rabbi Loew animated his creature
to protect his people from slaughter.
I doubt you have such
lofty intentions for me.
That hurts my feelings.
I've got loads of
important sh*t for us to do.
And old friends to see.
[GASPS] Dear God, poor Niles!
Whatever has happened to you?
[NILES] Baphomet.
Hello, love.
I'm perfectly well. Just lost
a little weight, that's all.
[KIPLING IN NILES' VOICE] How are you?
- I...
- [KIPLING] Well, that's great!
Listen, can I ask you
something, head to head?
What do you think of my pal, Willoughby?
Is he the kind of chap you see
yourself settling down with?
Willy, how could you do this
dreadful thing to your friend?
[KIPLING IN NILES' VOICE]
Whatever do you mean?
I think I look top shelf.
I have no interest in these baby games.
Don't summon me again
unless you decide to grow up.
Baby, wait!
[STATIC CRACKLING]
[KIPLING] f*ck!
[NILES CHUCKLING] I'm sorry, Willoughby,
but that was pathetic, even for you...
[LINE DISCONNECTS]
Wrong room, dickhead.
Oh, f*ck me.
[WHISTLING]
[JANE] So, are you gonna
tell us who you are
or does someone need to jam
a foot up your pee-hole?
Oh! Aren't you charming?
Now, would you mind telling me,
when are you expecting
Niles Caulder back?
- Well...
- Look, lady.
- You're in our house...
- Mmm-hmm.
- ... wearing our clothes and drinking our tea.
- Yeah.
Now, answer our questions.
Then maybe we could talk about Niles.
- How were you made?
- Excuse me?
Is that aluminum?
You know, how does it...
How does it stick to your face?
[LARRY] Uh, that is his face.
That is his face! Wow, okay.
- Stop doing that!
- Okay, in a minute. Whoa!
- It's fascinating.
- How long have you been in our house?
Well, long enough
to see Bandages over here
play dress-up with your dead bodies.
- [JANE] No!
- [CLIFF] The f*ck?
[LARRY] I was at a low point and
wasn't making great decisions, okay?
Okay, tell me, why are you all
scratching like circus animals?
Your name, now. Or I'm
dragging your ass out of here.
Okay, well... I'm not being coy. Um...
The truth is, I can't remember.
- Why are you looking for Chief?
- Can't remember that either.
But when I think of him,
I am filled with an overwhelming
and immediate urge
to punch him in the face.
- That's him.
- Yup.
- Word.
- Sounds about right.
But here's what I do know.
I seem to have traveled here
via a sort of a time-travel capsule.
- [LARRY] Ugh...
- As a result,
I have a moderate to more-than-moderate
degree of memory loss.
And that I need to find
a certain Niles Caulder.
[CLIFF] Bullshit!
There's no such thing as time travel.
'Cause if there was, a certain sixth
grade assbag named Jimmy Decker
would've never pulled
my pants down in assembly.
And I never would've had the nickname
"Cheeto d*ck" for six years.
That's what you would
go back in time and fix?
f*ck yeah! But like I said,
time travel doesn't exist.
You were saying?
[LARRY] What year did you come from?
Um... [CHUCKLES]
If you saw us dead,
that means that you were here
at least since yesterday.
- Hey, Rita?
- Hmm?
When did your super-secret
alarm thing go off?
Uh, the day before we went to
Codsville, I think. [CLEARS THROAT]
[LARRY] Which you completely ignored.
[SCOFFS] Well, the important
thing is... Oh, shut up.
She's here now, isn't she?
Right, yes. And now it's time for
you all to answer my questions,
starting with, "Where is Niles Caulder?"
He's deader than sh*t.
God damn, I love saying that.
- [ROARS]
- [GLASS SHATTERING]
I see. How long?
[LARRY] About two weeks.
Two weeks. Right.
Well, then I shall just
time-travel back to then.
[JANE] Then. You can do that?
And actually talk to him?
[WOMAN] It's a time machine, dear.
So I can, you know, travel back
and have a wee chat with
Adam and Eve, if I want to.
[CLIFF] Mmm, I don't know.
Things were a little hairy
around here two weeks ago.
Kaiju candle-demon on the loose.
You might wanna go
back a little further.
Right. Well, I shall
go back three weeks, then.
Ooh, yeah.
This place was lousy with
sex ghosts around then.
I don't recommend it.
- True.
- [CLIFF] That's right.
- Well, four weeks?
- [ALL] No, no, no.
Okay. Well, how about five?
- [VIC] Hell, no.
- [OTHERS GROAN]
Seven? What about seven? Give me seven.
Anyone for seven?
You want to give me seven?
- Seven, anybody?
- I think you're good.
Good, all righty. Bon voyage!
Send Chief our love.
Tell him I said...
He'll know what it means.
Okay, well, this is goodbye
and has been a truly
infuriating experience.
And I only hope that in your time
of need, you will be met one day
with the same ineptitude and uselessness
which you have shown me here today.
So, I bid you adieu.
- [DOOR CREAKING SHUT]
- [VIC] Peace. God.
[ENGINE SPUTTERING]
[ENGINE RATTLING]
[WOMAN] Come on, come on. Let's go.
Come on, come on.
[ENGINE HISSING, STOPPING]
Who's good with machines?
Lady, I only knew time travel
existed ten minutes ago.
Mmm-hmm.
Oh! Thank you.
I can't fix your machine.
No. Well, not with
that attitude, you can't.
What about Cliff?
- [SQUEAKING]
- He knows everything about fixing cars.
Oh, I know more than everything.
Thing is, I don't give
a sh*t about any of this.
So you kids have a party.
I'm out of here.
Wait. We're just gonna let some
crazy lady stay in our house
and put her crazy lady fingers
on all our stuff?
Because there's nothing weird about
some nutball traveling through time
to see Chief?
- [CLIFF] Yup.
- [LARRY] Pretty much, yeah.
We've got our own crap
to take care of, remember?
We agreed to get help with our sh*t?
- You were serious about that?
- Yup. You should be too.
Well, you should mind
your own f*cking business.
Okay, right. Um, you.
Take me to this secret alarm.
I would like to have a look at it.
- I would be happy...
- No.
[LARRY GRUNTING] Oh, God.
[GRUNTING]
- Oh, God!
- [GASPING]
Shall we?
Okay. Well, I'll be back to
check on your work later.
Oh, I'm not...
[COUGHING, VOMITING]
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Well, first, my leg started f*cking up.
Then my hands started
shaking like f*cking Jell-O.
I thought that it was just
shitty craftsmanship
by the shitty scientist
that built my body.
But then my buddy Cyborg
scanned my sh*t and said
it might be my brain that's f*cked.
Cyborg's not really my buddy.
I don't know why I just said that.
He's more like this lesser version
of me who lives in my house.
Anyhoo, my daughter-in-law
thinks I might have Parkinson's.
But she's not a doctor.
She's a graphic designer.
But you're a doctor.
So what do you think?
g*dd*mn TikTokers.
I don't have time for this.
Hmph, okay.
f*ck it.
[FLY BUZZING]
[LOUD CLATTERING]
sh*t!
[FLESH TEARING]
What the hell?
[SILAS] Which of Niles's nonsense
are you mixed up in now?
[VIC] It's a time machine.
And for some reason, I've
been tasked with fixing it.
Also, it's not Niles.
I hope you didn't ask me here to help.
Time travel's fringe,
experimental, dangerous.
Few human trials that I know of
have led to neurological
damage and memory loss.
Fringe and experimental?
As opposed to the body tech
which was thoroughly vetted
before you put it in my body?
I did it to save your life.
And if I'm not mistaken, it seems
to have worked out okay.
Alive and okay aren't the same
thing. You know that, right?
Maybe you'd have more body positivity
if you'd made better choices
for how you used your tech...
I didn't choose to put this
in my body. You did.
What's going on here, Vic?
Where's this coming from?
I've just been wondering, is all,
if there was another choice,
if body tech was the only
way to save my life.
Okay, let's talk about choice.
Like your choice to abet Roni
Evers in evading authorities,
a choice that cost me my job.
What?
Technically, I'm on
administrative leave.
- But it's not looking good.
- But that's not fair!
You had nothing to do with it.
You used S.T.A.R. Labs tech
I designed to help a m*rder*r!
But she's not a bad person, Dad!
If you know what she went through,
you'd understand
where she's coming from.
She deserved a second chance,
and I gave her one.
So that's it?
You take zero responsibility
for your actions?
I can't believe I'd ever feel
this disappointed in you, son.
But here we are.
[SIGHS]
Do you want to know
why I asked you over?
Two days ago, I d*ed.
What?
I went to the afterlife
and I talked to Mom.
[SOFTLY] Oh...
Finally happened.
You've been hanging around these
nuts so long, you done lost your mind.
No. She told me that there was
another way you could have saved me.
Yeah. And I want to know what it was.
Was there another way or not?
Well...
We had, uh, developed a prototype
for synthetic skin.
[WHISPERING] Oh, God.
So, I could've looked normal.
- It was still very...
- Experimental.
Like the cyber tech?
Just like this?
Why would you do this to me?
You couldn't do human trials, so you
used your own son as a guinea pig?
Is that what this is?
I cannot keep explaining myself.
You can't or you won't?
Everything I did was to protect you.
I don't care what you
hear or who you talk to.
It won't change that.
[TOOL CLATTERS LOUDLY]
I must apologize for my housemates'
less-than-warm welcome.
It's just, most of them are trying
to move on from Niles Caulder,
so a mysterious stranger dredging him
back up was probably a bit triggering.
Oh, yeah? Why is that?
Was he a bad man?
Yes.
And no.
He was a complicated person.
Yes. Well, aren't we all?
Oh, sh1tting hell!
Perhaps it was completely
pointless coming here.
Well, how can you possibly
know what to look for
when you don't know
what you're looking for?
Well, the mind may forget,
but the gut may not.
It is the elephant of the body,
and it will tell me
when I am onto something.
It just occurred to me that I...
I don't know what to call you.
Well, that makes two of us.
What about Shannon?
I have always liked that name.
Very well, Shannon it is.
Why don't you tell me,
um, what your name is?
It's Rita. Rita Farr.
Ah, well, Rita.
I don't know why you have attached
yourself to me like a black-legged tick,
but it is distracting
and quite bothersome.
And I don't mean to be unkind,
but it's really annoying!
Oh, I didn't mean to be
any of those things.
Do you have a question for me,
or is your neediness some
kind of holistic condition?
Actually, I do.
Do I look at all familiar to you?
My body elephant has the strongest
feeling that we know each other.
No one looks familiar
to me, not even me.
Or do you... Do you not
know how amnesia works?
Maybe try taking a nice long
look at me for a minute.
Maybe it'll help jog
something loose. Hmm?
Oh, you got schmutz on your face there.
[GROANS]
Ah!
Hot dog!
[CREAKING]
Okay.
[BOTH GASP]
[EXHALES] That's the stuff.
Wow.
Ugh!
[CLIFF] Whatcha doing?
Playing Frisbee golf. What
does it look like, dipshit?
Uh...
Like you're making
creepy Bob Ross fan art.
You made me feel like sh*t
for not honoring our
stupid pact or whatever,
so I tried making something out of my
pain, like Abuelita told me to.
But it didn't work.
And now I feel like an even bigger d*ck,
so I'm going to get high as
f*ck and then light it on fire.
- Wanna watch?
- Definitely.
Only... maybe before you flick your Bic,
you might wanna, I don't know,
try talking to creepy Bob Ross.
- About what?
- Whatever you want.
Maybe saying some sh*t you didn't get to
before he d*ed will give
you some closure.
Who crawled up your ass
and made you Dr. Phil?
When we were in the afterlife,
I got to tell off my assh*le dad,
and it felt awesome!
I'm talking top ten best moments
of my life, or afterlife.
At least it was great till he shoved his
"Grandpa of the Year" mug up my butt.
Not literally.
And I got to tell Niles to
suck a bucket of vaginas,
which also squeaks into my top ten.
Wait, when did that happen?
Oh, uh...
Probably about, ooh,
sometime after he d*ed.
He was a ghost, and he wanted me to burn
his body so his soul could be at peace.
But I didn't do it because f*ck him.
So I could've talked to him?
That's what I'm saying! You still can.
[LARRY] I'm sorry it has to
end this way, old friends.
I'd like to think you'll
do well out here.
But my guess is, you'll be
dead a week after I am.
[RITA GROANS]
I'm in crisis, Larry, and
I need a sympathetic ear.
Uh, not really a good time, okay?
There was another me at Codsville.
[LARRY SIGHS]
How do you mean?
I mean, there was another me.
As in, instead of just one of me,
there were two.
It happened right after that ghastly
red creature started sh**ting.
I almost escaped, when "she"
shoved me back into the lounge.
What's more is, she was wearing
the exact same flight suit
I found in Shannon's time machine.
- Who's Shannon?
- Our mysterious time traveler.
It's what we're calling her now.
She remembered her name?
No. It's just what we're calling her.
Please, Larry, try to stay focused.
- [SIGHS]
- And if that weren't enough,
there's that strange
creature in the afterlife
who not only seemed to
know me, but to like me.
But I couldn't get any answers
or even a little common
courtesy out of Shannon,
so I am left to put the pieces
together on my own.
But what does it all mean?
I mean, the two seem unrelated to me.
Ha! Larry...
What if I'm a world-renowned
time traveler?
Uh, look,
after all the weird crap
we've been through,
I can buy the time traveler piece.
But where do you get "world-renowned"?
Since I am one of two
known time travelers,
one could extrapolate
my elevated status.
Or maybe you're trying to find
some specialness inside
you that isn't really there.
Now, how could you say that to me?
[LARRY SIGHS]
I'm dying, Rita.
- Again?
- Yeah.
What's happening?
I've been puking up
blue crap all morning.
Since I don't eat or drink,
I don't think that's a good sign.
Oh, Larry.
Yeah, apparently, life without
the spirit has its limits.
I think that's why he
brought me into space,
so I could see it one last time.
Anyway.
I love you too much to not be
honest during my last days.
Now, you see here, Larry Trainor, I...
What's on your bandages?
- [INHALING DEEPLY]
- [LARRY] Ugh!
What fresh hell is this? Oh!
You know, you... smell delicious.
Do you have ham in your
pocket or something?
Um, not that I'm aware of, no.
- [GASPS]
- Uh... Did, um... Did you just lick me?
Oh, I... I have no idea.
[WHIRRING]
[SHANNON READING]
Doesn't ring a bell.
"Woman petting cat".
Well?
[READING]
Not a flicker.
[SIGHS]
[CRANKING]
[CLICKING]
[GAGGING]
[SCRATCHING]
[SCREAMING]
Larry!
Rita... [GROANS]
[GRUNTING]
[GASPING]
My body elephant!
[CLIFF] I'm telling you, this is that
crazy spider lady's puke or something.
It's like a curse!
[SNEEZING]
Bless you. Oh, my f*ck!
[GROANS]
I don't feel so good.
You don't look great either.
Jane? Jane?
[CLIFF ROARS]
Oh!
[GRUNTING]
[BONES CRACKING]
[GRUNTS, NECK CRACKS]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[GASPS]
Oh.
[LAUGHING]
Oh. [EXHALES] Everybody...
Everybody, come, I know who I am!
I'm a bird!
And I can fly... I think.
[ALL] Brains!
Brains!
[DOORBELL RINGING]
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
[ALL] Brains?
What happened to you morons this time?
[ALL] Brains.
Are you the one who
zombified these tits?
I don't think so. [MUMBLES]
I couldn't swear to it, though.
- Who's she?
- [SPEAKING ZOMBIE]
Uh-huh. Okay. Um, could somebody
tell me what's going on here?
- 'Cause I'm...
- What happened to you lot?
[CLIFF SPEAKING ZOMBIE]
Sure thing. I need an axe,
gallon of petrol and a match.
[LARRY SPEAKING ZOMBIE]
Got it in one, Bubba Ho-tep.
[NECK CRACKS]
[CHUCKLES]
Find me a VCR in this pit,
and all will be explained.
[ALL] Brains.
[MAN GRUMBLES INDISTINCTLY ON TV]
Is that Niles Caulder?
More or less. Shorter
than you imagined, I bet.
[LAUGHS]
You're funny.
Listen up, freaks. I got your
dead leader's head. [LAUGHS]
If you want it back,
you'll come and see me.
But don't keep me waiting
or I will make him pay for it!
[LAUGHS]
[NILES] Don't do it. Don't
come here. Save yourselves!
- [DARREN] Shut up!
- [GROANS]
I'll see you real soon.
I had Niles' head first.
Darren stole it off me.
Took my coat too.
Calm your festering arses down.
Do you know how much
arcane mystical knowledge
is swimming around in that man's noodle?
Better I have it than
some other crazy bastard.
Oh, right.
- So you pilfered it in order to protect it?
- That's right.
Not because its inherent magical
value would fetch a fine price?
I'm sorry, who the f*ck are you again?
I'm a bird. And my name
is Laura De Mille.
And that head may be the key
to unlocking my memory,
so we have to rescue it.
[KIPLING] I did have a plan.
A bloody good one.
But as per usual, your dumbfuckery
jammed a spanner up my
arse and now you're zombies.
Is it too much to ask for you twats
not to f*ck yourselves
up so spectacularly?
Well, I may have an idea there.
We just need to keep this undead brood
from feasting on our brains
till we put it into action.
Got it covered, love.
This was in James Dean's
car the night he bit it.
It covers the smell of brains.
And the, um... And the hats?
Keep our heads warm.
It's cold without my coat.
Yeah.
[ALL GROWLING]
Come on.
[SNARLING]
Look, you muppets. Delicious brains.
- Yummy, yummy.
- Brains!
[ALL] Brains!
Look, I don't know you.
And I'm not sure this
plan's going to work.
But f*ck it. Here.
Be very careful with that.
- It's petrified dragon's piss.
- Mmm-hmm.
Most people worry about the fire,
but it's the piss that'll get you.
Should pop his head like a balloon.
See you on the other side.
This way, Solomons Grundy.
[ZOMBIES GROWLING]
[CLIFF SPEAKING ZOMBIE]
[LARRY SPEAKING ZOMBIE]
There you are, my beauty.
He kept a serial k*ller diary.
[ZOMBIES GRUNT]
[LAUGHS] I thought I
smelled abominations.
Brains?
[SNIFFS]
I'm so glad you sons
of b*tches are here.
I got one hell of a tale to tell you.
It's about a man who was
on top of the world...
[ALL GROAN]
He had it all. A career,
a beautiful wife and children,
a home that would make Martha Stewart
sh*t through her mouth with jealousy.
Shut up, freaks!
You destroyed my life, and God
damn it, you will listen to me!
Okay, this is... This is good.
You've a mission and a plan, and...
And you're a bird.
So you've learned so much
about yourself already,
you are almost there.
You are going to, uh, fly down there
like you have surely done
a thousand times before
and, uh, place this magical,
disgusting doodad thing
on that psychopath's head.
Okay. [BREATHES DEEPLY]
Transform!
You probably haven't thought twice
about your little visit to the Ant Farm,
but it has haunted me every
second of every day since.
Do you have any idea what it's like
to be att*cked by hundreds of butts,
who tear into every inch of your flesh,
and then later, at dinner,
at church,
at my daughter's softball game,
something happens.
And then your wife tells
you she can't stand you,
that you're not even a man anymore.
- I'm sorry, what?
- She wants to see the head.
[DARREN] Oh.
[LAUGHS]
[ALL GASP]
[NILES] My God, what's happened to you?
They're zombies, you berk.
Transform!
Trans... Damn you! Damn it. Trans...
f*ck me, it's a dud.
I am gonna k*ll you all so f*cking hard!
f*ck off hard. You were
gonna try that anyway.
You know, usually when I tell that story
right when I come to the
"something happens" part,
somebody usually asks me
what made my wife leave.
[GRUNTING]
[YELLS] Come on!
Eh, f*ck it. What happened?
I'm so glad you asked.
[GROANS, BONES cr*ck]
[SCREAMING]
Good sh1tting Christ,
we're all the way through
the looking glass now.
[DARREN GRUNTS]
[HOWLING]
[RUMBLING]
sh*t!
[PUNK MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ Yeah, there's some stuff
that I really wanna do ♪
♪ Yeah, badass people I wanna show you ♪
♪ Oh, wait for it here it comes ♪
Ignore the butts. Ignore
the, um... The zombies.
Hey, yeah.
You're here for the head. The head.
And you will get the head.
There is no failure, only death.
And you will not die today, sister!
f*ck you, assh*le!
f*ck!
[CHAIN SAW BUZZING]
[PUNK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING]
Don't worry, Tweety.
You'll get your seven minutes in heaven.
[ZOMBIES SNIFFING]
[ALL] Brains!
- Oops.
- Leg it.
[ALL GROANING]
[BABBLES NERVOUSLY] ... them?
- f*ck 'em.
- What?
[NILES] Wait, I can save them.
You bleeding heart bastard.
Now's as good a time
as any to cut the cord.
[NILES] Like you did with my daughter?
Oh.
Damn, you sentimental fool.
All right, Walt Disney, what's the plan?
[NILES] Years ago, I discovered
that zombies crave human brains
because the brain
produces a rare chemical
that can actually cure the affliction.
Unfortunately, the truth was
bastardized by filmmakers
who believed it made for better cinema.
Thanks for the history lesson,
but my head guy in Paris
isn't taking my calls at the
moment, so I have no idea on...
[SIGHS]
Huh.
You want me to feed you
to that pack of morons?
They're my family.
It's all I have left to give them.
Fine. Thing of it is...
I don't think I can.
Um, well, that's okay,
I'll... I'll take care of him.
We've had some times, haven't we?
The best of them.
So long, you bearded twat.
Hope they choke on you.
Goodbye, Willoughby.
Baphomet really does love you.
Stop trying to smother her.
[CHUCKLES]
Mr. Caulder,
I am so sorry to ask anything
of you at a time like this,
but I am in some need.
I know my name is Laura De Mille,
and that I am associated
with the Sisterhood of Dada
and that I am a bird and an ottoman.
The only other thing that I am aware
of is that I need to find you,
but I have no idea why.
- Do you know me?
- I know you.
All too well, I'm afraid.
Oh, I see.
Well, I gather we weren't
on friendly terms, then?
Can you tell me why?
- No.
- No?
You heard me.
Yes, I... I heard you.
- But why?
- I'll make you a deal.
I have documents with
information about you.
Give me your word that after
you feed my head to my people,
you'll stay the hell away from them,
and I'll tell you where
the documents are.
Though I must be out of
my mind to trust you.
Mmm-hmm.
You know, I do not understand
why you have so much venom for me.
I'm not a bad person.
Am I?
I don't feel like I'm a bad person.
Surely that's not the kind of thing
that can be erased with one's memory.
Deeds have a way of leaving
indelible marks on the soul.
Do you agree or not?
[SHUDDERS]
Uh...
[ZOMBIES GROAN]
[SNIFFING]
[ALL] Brains!
[ZOMBIES SNARLING]
Oh, Jane.
My dear, dear Jane.
[GRUNTS]
[SNIFFS]
It's okay. I love you, Jane.
I want you to eat me.
Eat me.
Eat me.
Eat me.
Eat...
[LAUGHS]
[TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY]
[CLIFF] So, are we, like, cannibals now?
- [JANE SHUSHES] Shut the f*ck up.
- [VIC] Don't.
Technically, since . %
of my body is metal,
I'd have to eat a Buick
Skylark to be a cannibal.
- [VIC] Come on, man.
- [RITA] Stop saying that word.
[LARRY] Please stop talking.
[CLIFF] Will someone at least
tell me what it tasted like?
- [LARRY] Enough already.
- I will stomp your brain
like a jelly-filled balloon.
I will say this.
The one upside to being a zombie was
the only thing I worried
about was finding brains.
It was sort of, I don't know, peaceful.
Anyone feel like that?
Okay, just throwing it out there.
[LAURA SIGHS]
"Laura De Mille is a disloyal
and self-serving cancer to be excised.
It is my strong recommendation
that she be terminated immediately".
[CHUCKLES]
"Eat me". [LAUGHS]
"Eat me!"
What's this?
Online pharmacy?
No prescription necessary.
f*ck yeah!
[CHIMES]
What the hell?
My God!
[GAGS]
God!
[SIGHS]
Oh, sh*t.
[SIGHS]
So, what happened with Niles?
Did he give you the answers
you were looking for?
Will you be leaving us soon?
Ugh, now see here, you.
You are a guest in our home.
And though you did
help save our bacon...
[SIGHS] it doesn't give you the
right to ignore my questions.
We know each other. I
am certain of it and...
[SOBS]
Perhaps this isn't a good time.
Oh. I just made some oatmeal cookies.
Would you like one?
That would be nice.
Thank you.
[SIGHS]
[GASPS]
[ZOMBIE] Brains!
03x04 - Undead Patrol
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A team of traumatized and downtrodden superheroes comes together to investigate weird phenomena.
A team of traumatized and downtrodden superheroes comes together to investigate weird phenomena.