02x06 - A Clawruption - Forever MAD

Episode Transcripts for the TV show "Inspector Gadget". Aired January 2015 - May 2018.*
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When Dr. Claw returns, Inspector Gadget is brought out of retirement to defeat him again, now with Penny and Brain's open participation.
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02x06 - A Clawruption - Forever MAD

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♪♪

♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪

♪ (Go! Go! Gadget! Go!) ♪

♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪

♪ (Go! Go! Yeah! Gadget!) ♪

♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪

♪ (Go! Go! Yeah! Gadget!) ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

♪ Ahhhhh! ♪

I hate sun, surf and sand.

So, I'm triggering a volcanic
eruption to spew ash,

block out the sun's rays and
render Hawaii

a wasteland!

Ever notice how you always reveal

your entire plan before you do it?

Of course!

That's what makes it sound so
deliciously evil.

Now imagine this is Hawaii.

Huh...

[GLOP!]

Mints and cola? What are we,

in th grade science class?

That mouth just bought you a
one-way ticket

to VolcanoVille.

Fine then, aren't you worried
about

sending your favourite
nephew...

Only nephew...

Only favourite nephew into a
lava pit?

Short answer? No!
Long answer - Volcan-NO!

[CLAW & MADCAT LAUGH]

All clear. Operation Quintuple
Cheese Pizza is a go.

Huh?

By my calculations you are %
under

your lunchly vitamin C quota.

UNH!

[LAUGHS]

But I'm right on target
for ooey gooey cheesy calcium!

Can't forget carrots to help
you see those

MAD agents in the dark.

I have an infra-red app for
that.

[AH!] Chief!

Intelligence shows that MAD is
making plans

on or around the Hawaiian
islands.

Your mission is to uncover
their evil plans,

and stop them.

This message will
self-destruct.

MAD must be after the ancient
secrets of

the Volcano Dwellers!

How many times must we go over
this?

They do not exist!

I recall residing firmly on
the "do exist" side.

Mission accepted!

No!

[BOOM!]

[GROANS]

Kicking MAD butt in Hawaii? So
jeal-y.

You'll totes see Talon.

OMG, prob in his swimsuit!!

What colour do you
think it is? For sure pink.

[GIGGLES]

Penny - your face is much too
close to the screen.

[FRUSTRATED GRUNT]

[SIGH] Who knows what I'll be
allowed to do -

lately Uncle Gadget's been on me

like extra cheese on pizza.

Aloha, Kayla!

Which means 'hello' and
'goodbye' in Hawaii.

We're about to land so put on
your helmet and say

'Aloha' to Kayla.

♪ [HULA MUSIC] ♪

It says Mount Kilauea hasn't
exploded for years.

So what does MAD want with a
dormant volcano?

The possibilities are endless!

A new evil lair, world's biggest
hot tub, an Easter basket,

a pencil holder for giants,

a super-sized vase for
poisonous plants,

Brain - I'll scope
out the exterior,

if you do the interior.

Remember to wear protective
gear -

who knows what MAD's got
cooking.

Cooking? I never even
considered that.

MAD must be using the volcano
as a huge pot for evil stews!

[SIGHS]

[ELECTRONIC SFX]

[EVIL CHUCKLE]

My pineapple-grenade
plan is already way better

than Uncle Claw's
lame cola-mint plan.

Talon, why is the sky still
blue?


Well, according to the
Rayleigh scattering theory,

we see blue...

Why isn't it full of ash yet?

Oh, I see, well, handling
expl*sives safely takes time.

Moving fast can be dangerous.

So, SPEED IT UP!

[BARK]!

[SCREAMS!]

Aha! I knew you
people existed.

Fire in the hole!

Chief said,

"Gadget, there's no such
thing as Volcano Dwellers."

But I knew it, and here you are!

Ooh, hot potato!

♪ HOT POTATO,
ME TO YOU ♪

What happens when
the music stops?

[BRAIN GROWLS & WHIMPERS]

Hot potato and charades?!

[GRUMBLE]

According to the Codex,

there are high levels of
expl*sives right around...

[GASP]

A-ha!

Pineapples! Get your
red hot pineapples.

Five for a dollar!

Seriously, Talon?

Disguising yourself as a
pineapple salesman,

just so you can put
bombs in a pineapple?

Meh, seemed like a
good idea at the time.

FYI Penny, pineapples are an
excellent source of potassium.

Wow, you sound like my Uncle.

Oh, trouble at Gadget manor?

No! It's just he's getting all
up in my business,

advising me on my nutrition,
photo-bombing my face calls.

It's hard to do anything
without him hovering,

you know?

Tell me about it!

Earlier, Uncle Claw was all

(Claw voice) 'Talon, don't
forget your sunscreen'.

And I'm like 'Whoa, someone
cares a lot about

my general well-being'.

And then he was all...

[BRAIN WHIMPERS
FRANTICALLY]

How wonderful that
an ancient civilization

likes party games.

Okay, first word... Rain?

No-thank-you to pineapple?

[WHIMPERING CONTINUES]

Ooh! Forbidden sky-fruit must
be destroyed!

[ARRRF!]

Consider this outside food
that will surely contaminate

your culture, gone!

Go Go Gadget Pineapple Remover!

'Bring a sweater, it might get
cold' and I was like -

'Stop worrying, already!'

Exactly! I guess all Uncles
are over-protective.

Wait a minute, what's stopping
me from arresting you?

Hmm...

THAT!!!!!!!

[COWERS]

[BOTH PANIC]

[KABOOM]

[BRAIN GROWLS]

Thank you for sharing
your people's

interesting
picto-history with me.

Aha!

So your people escaped the
pineapple overlords

on the wings of a giant bird
but forgot you.

[BRAIN SIGHS]

[GULP]

Time for plan:

'make a noise loud enough to
cause a seismic cr*ck'.

[AHEM]

[MONSTER COLA BURP]

What. Was that.

[MONSTER COLA BURP]

Penny, is that your stomach?

I can hear it growling all the
way inside the volcano.


[FINISHES HIS BURP]

Can I call you back?

I'm just in the middle of
something. Literally.

[MONSTER COLA BURP]

[MONSTER COLA BURP]

What's the matter, Talon?
Feeling power-less?

Whoa! [OOF]

[EVIL LAUGH]

You may have put a stop to my
Burpquake,

but you haven't heard the last
of me.

Time for Plan C. "C" as in
"Claw"!

Looks like there's no end to
these crazy plans.

Ready or not, Talon, here I
come.

Jump in! Let me be the
mythical bird who reunites you

with your displaced people.

We will search high and low,
but mostly high.

Go Go Gadget Helicopter!

[OOF!]

[WHIMPERS]

Yes! Bonus Gadget.

If I eliminate him and explode
the volcano,

Uncle Claw will love me forever!

No, not that way.

We must take to the sky
to find your people.

Talon!

Alert me when you've made
Hawaii the Un-Sunshine State.


Okay, but, I'm warning you,

it's going to get
pretty dangerous.

This could be the
last time we ever...

Wow.

I guess having an uncle who
cares too much about you

is better than one that
doesn't care at all.

Ha ha, bombs away!

WAIT! Why are you doing this?

Gah! Penny - isn't it obvious?

I'm blocking out the sun's
rays so Uncle Claw

can enjoy his dream wasteland
vacation.

Wow. All this danger for an
Uncle

who doesn't seem to be all
that concerned about you?

Is too!

Is not.

You're just jealous.

Pft. Whatevez. I heard your
convo.

Sometimes Uncle Gadget cares
too much

but he would never put me in
jeopardy.

And now it's my turn to be the
overprotective one!

BYEEEEEEEE

PENNY!!!!!!

Pffft. I totes knew she was
packing a parachute.

Delta-Cola, we have contact.

[RUMBLE-BUBBLE]

[BOOM!]

Wowzers!

Ahhh!

Wooahhhh!

Hmm, this minty cloud has been
most helpful,

but I think we're gonna need
something stronger.

Go Go Gadget Jet Pack!

Okay, now if I time this right,

I should be able to
grab Uncle Gadget.

Oof!

Okay, I was going to rescue you,

but this works too!

Penny!

You dropped in just in time to
get a bird's eye view

of the Volcano Dwellers'
new home...

[THWACK]

[SCREAMS]

That giant bird is mean!

The room is so spinny.

Penny - you must be freezing,
take my coat.

Go Go Gadget Inflatable Trench!

[BOING! BOING!]

Ha-ha! Mission accomplished!

And there's nothing you or
your super caring uncle

can do about it!

What mission? To cover
everything in mint cola goo?

Congratulations!

Awww, man!

So Uncle Claw's plan didn't
cause a volcanic eruption

that spewed sun-ruining
ash everywhere?

I knew it was lame
from the get-go!

Good job, everyone!

Chief! You will not
believe who I met -

a real life Volcano Dweller.

He must have hitched a ride
with that giant metal bird.

Hmm...

[SCREAM]

Downside, it's still sunny.

But upside, I'm okay!

That's wonderful news.

Hurry home so I can
give you a big hug.

I know he's being totally
sarcastic,

but I'll take it.

[SCREAMING]

[SINGING]
♪ Mad! Mad! We're all MAD! ♪

♪ Why be good when
it's good to be bad? ♪

♪ Aren't you glad that
you've gone MAD? ♪

♪ Even the Sultan
of Old Bagdhad ♪

♪ Couldn't be gladder
cause he's Mad ♪

♪ Mad mad mad
mad maaaaaaaaad! ♪

Yes...

Who wrote this horrible
awfulness?

It's a Dr. Claw production.

Oh... so good...

I love the way you rhymed mad
with mad like times.

It's beautiful... ly bad!

Broadway will be destroyed!

We've closed almost every show
on Broadway.

This last one will be... its
last!

Why do you hate Broadway so
much?

Why do I hate Broadway?

The incessant singing. The
over acting.

The wonderfully exquisite set
design...

Huh...

I'm the boss I
don't need a reason.

You are to make sure this
musical ruins musicals forever.

OK cool.

For the last show,

I've been working on this
character, MADtinee.

He's a disgraced former star.

Trying to claw back some
respect...

Yes. Great. Don't care.

[SLAP]

Man! Wow! That really stings!

Can't we do something about
this thing?

[COUGH]

DIRECTOR:
Welcome to the audition for


"MICE: The Musical."

So, do you dance?

DO I LOOK LIKE I DANCE!

OK then, sing something for me.

I... uhh....

♪ I'm a... ♪

NEXT!

Broadway will pay for my
dishonor.

Step and kick and step and
kick and

box step box step box step...

No need to rub it in, Brain...

Alright, ready?

[OOPH!]
Ooh, so close... again.

You okay?

Penny! Why are you clomping
around like that?

What is it? Termites?

Those little pests will eat
the whole HQ.

Go Go Gadget Fumigator!

Uncle Gadget No! [COUGH]

[COUGHS]

Whew! That was close.

Property values
can really plummet

if people hear
you've got termites!

Gadget! Broadway is in danger!

Of producing too many hummable
songs?

[HUMS]

We have reason to
believe MAD is behind

the closing of musicals all
over Broadway.


You and Penny are to go
undercover and stop MAD.

This message will
self-destruct.

The spotlight is the perfect
place to go undercover!

This is so exciting.

I'm going to audition for a
broadway show.

At last a chance to
show my talents.

[SIGHS]

Not bad but let me show you
some of my dance moves!

[GRUNTING]

Ta-dah!

[CHIEF WHIMPERS]

[BOOM!]

[WHOA!]

[OOF!]

Oh, nice pirouette, Chief!

♪ [TAP DANCING] ♪

That was beautiful...

Too BEAUTIFUL! NEXT!

I'm so nervous, Uncle Gadget.

Imagine everyone's
in their underwear.

I do that even
when I'm not nervous.

[CLEARS THROAT] I'm Penny.

[CHUCKLE]

I don't need you to tell me
who you are, Toots! SHOW ME!

[OFF-KEY SINGING] ♪ I'm just a
lonely little bumble bee. ♪

♪ Buzz buzz buzz!
Tee hee hee! ♪

NO NO NO!!! BAD! BAD! BAD!!!

How can I dance with
you yelling at me?

Who are you anyway?

My name is MADtinee.
Disgraced former...

it doesn't matter.

I'm the director - slash -
choreographer -

slash - lyricist - slash -
lunch orderer!

Okay???

Nope sorry!

You are not lead
material, honey.

To the CHORUS with you!

But...
NEXT!

Fine.

Go Go Gadget Tap Shoes!

WHOA! WHOA! Oops!

Sorry! Whoa!

Wowsers!
Ta-da!

[WHISPER]
Just terrible! Perfect!

THAT'S MY STAR!

GET TO WARDROBE!

Brain, there's something fishy
about that director.

You'd better stick with Uncle
Gadget

and keep him out of trouble.

I've got a chorus girl costume
fitting.

[BARKS]

Chorus is better than nothing,
I suppose.

There are no small parts, only
small actors.

[grumbling]

Uncle Claw. Gadget is here.

Perfect.

Now we can ruin Broadway and
make sure Gadget's performance


brings the house down.
ON HIS HEAD!


[EVIL LAUGH]

I've got just the thing.

This Spotlight Laser will make
sure Gadget

gets the send-off he deserves!

Fine, but why didn't
you laugh at my joke?

What joke?

I said, "Bring the house
down... on his head..."

Oh yeah.

[FAKE LAUGH] Good one...

♪ Bark like a monkey.
Shout like a dog. ♪

♪ Squirm like an iguana
sitting on a log. ♪

♪ Do the dance that's
forever MAAAAAD!!!! ♪

Ta da!

Horrible. Awful. Terrible.
PERFECT!

You... are a star!

You just have to hit your mark
exactly.

That's all.

[HMM...]

When you hit the high note at
the end of the show,

you'll go down...

In theatre history!

Now rest, we need the area for
chorus rehearsal.

Absolutely, I need all my
strength to take MAD down...

by dazzling them with my
performance!

Clear for chorus rehearsal!

Um... not that I'm
complaining,

but why am I the only turkey?

Zip it, Turkey! Now, Five six
seven eight...

♪ [CABARET MUSIC] ♪

Turkey. You move like an
injured wildebeest!

I'm trying!

Whoa!

Sweetheart. You're just not
cut out for Broadway.

Maybe stage hand is more your
style!

[PENNY SIGHS]

♪ Bark like a monkey.
Shout like a dog. ♪

♪ Squirm like an iguana
sitting on a log. ♪

TALON:
Yes, yes, yes, perfect!


The stage loves you, baby.

♪ Bark like a monkey.
Shout like a dog. ♪

Bark like a monkey? Who writes
this stuff?

No wonder Broadway is going
down.

Wonderful!

Just make sure you're on

the X when you
hit the last note!

Stage hand, don't miss your cue!

Yes sir.

- Now!
- Ah?

[CLANG!]

[GROANING]

[BRAIN WHIMPERS]

Woahhh!

♪ Do the dance that's
forever MAAAAAD! ♪

Gadget! I LOVE IT!

You. You may want to find
something else to do...

[SIGHS]

Assistant!
Where's my mudpack facial?

My dandelion tea and honey?

How can I work
in these conditions?

My massage please.

Oh Penny. I'm sorry,
I don't have much time

for an autograph right now.

Autograph? I came to
tell you to be careful.

I don't trust the director.

I agree.

His staging is stiff and
he has no appreciation

for modern dance technique.

I was talking about the mission.

So was I! Poor stage mechanics
feed right into MAD's plan!

But, with me as star,
the show cannot fail!

I asked for mud, not wet dirt!

[GRUMBLES]

The show is going to
start in ten minutes.

If MAD has something planned,
it'll be happening soon.

[CHUCKLES]

Either this director is
also a light technician,

or something is up
with that spotlight.

I've gotta get a closer look.

The best way to defeat
MAD is to put on

the show of my life!

Break a leg, Gadget!

And remember to hit the mark!

...Then it will hit you.

[EVIL LAUGH]

[LAUGHS] Theatre is fun!

Brain, that spotlight isn't a
light at all,

but a high powered laser!

And I'm pretty sure it's
meant for Uncle Gadget!

Fooling you is getting too easy!

Talon!

Now the director's complete
lack of skill makes sense!

You're too late. Broadway is
about to be renamed BOOMway!

BOOMway? Are you serious?

You must have written
those terrible lyrics too.

Let's do this!

[FIGHT SOUNDS]

[APPLAUSE]

♪ Everybody's doing it. ♪

♪ It's the dance
that people love. ♪

♪ You stick out your elbows,
push out your tush. ♪

♪ Shake all over
like a blueberry bush. ♪

♪ Bark like a monkey.
Shout like a dog. ♪

[SPLAT! SPLAT]

♪ Do the dance that's
forever MAAAAAD! ♪

Now for the big finish.

A little extra
oomph is in order.

Go Go Gadget Megaphone!

♪ Do the dance that's
forever MAAAAAD! ♪

Go Go Gadget Super Jazz Hands!

Ta-da!

YOU MISSED YOUR MARK!

THIS is your mark! Right here!

WHY CAN'T PEOPLE FOLLOW
SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS?!!!!

[GULP] Uh oh.

[BLAMMO!]

Great pyrotechnics!
This show has everything!

[APPLAUSE]

Great job, team.
Broadway is saved.

Gadget! You were marvelous!

The show will run for years!

Not with me! The world
needs my talent.

The stage is just too
small to contain me.

[SIGHS]

Not only did you let
Gadget get away,

but you made him the
saviour of Broadway.

This is about as
failing-y as you can get.

Next time Gadget, next time!...

But for now, your
punishment, Talon.

Take it FROM THE TOP!

♪ I'm just a lonely
little bumble bee. ♪

♪ Buzz buzz buzz!
Tee hee hee! ♪

[SNICKERS]
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