02x08 - What is... the MADtrix - Most Extreme Gadget Challenge

Episode Transcripts for the TV show "Inspector Gadget". Aired January 2015 - May 2018.*
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When Dr. Claw returns, Inspector Gadget is brought out of retirement to defeat him again, now with Penny and Brain's open participation.
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02x08 - What is... the MADtrix - Most Extreme Gadget Challenge

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♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪

♪ (Go! Go! Gadget! Go!) ♪

♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪

♪ (Go! Go! Yeah! Gadget!) ♪

♪ Inspector - Gadget! ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

♪ Go Go Gadget, Go! ♪

♪ (Go! Go! Yeah! Gadget!) ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget! ♪

♪ Ahhhhh! ♪

MOB: DR. CLAW! DR. CLAW!
DR. CLAW!

It is I, Dr. Claw!

Grand exalted high leader of Earth!

Which I have conveniently
renamed: Clawgeria!

[EVIL LAUGH]

[CHEERS]

WAIT!
No one celebrates yet!

My world takeover is not
complete,

without my greatest nemesis to
witness it!

Where...

IS GADGET?!

Behold...

oh, great and wise leader.

Your greatest enemy...

[MECHANICAL NOISES]

Here-I-am-exalted-leader.

[MEOWS]

May-I-interest-you-in-a-tasty-
snack?

Go-go-MAD-servant-Gadget-grape
- peeler!

Uncle Claw...

What... how... it's you!

Realistic, huh?

The MADtrix is the best thing
I've ever coded!

Except for that whole...

uh, jester costume thing.

Well furball...

whatdoyasay we use the MADtrix
for my evil scheme!

Where we trap Gadget in a
virtual computer world,

without even lifting a finger!

I guess the MADtrix was OK...

but computers are just a fad!

Yeah, you're right.

The MADTrix isn't for everyone.

It's more of a Baron Von
Steeltoe idea.

Ha! Seeya.

Talon...

If you think that pitiful
attempt

to shame me is going to work...

You'd be right!

We'll put your
internet-webasite-megabitadox plan

into action!

Effective IMMEDIATELY!

Yes!

But woe unto you,

Talon if your "technology"
fails.

[GRIMACES]

[FIGHTING SOUNDS]

Gotcha.

[GLITCHING SOUNDS]

Okay. Ummm that's weird.

Whoa! Whoaa! Unicycling is
great cardio!

Correction. That's weird.

Brain! The holo-room's
glitching!

Huh...

Don't worry Penny,

it's all just a game anyway.

Holo-training can never
replace real-world training.

Uh... nice holo-avatar, Chief?

The holo-room has been hacked!

Talon is trying to block my
avatar!

He's created a holo-world,

in which you three are now
trapped!

You must shut down his evil
scheme,

but carefully!

MAD's sim-program is eerily
real.

Looks like whatever world
Talon's coded...

he's still building it.

Who knows what he's got
planned for us.

HOPSCOTCH!

Whatever computer game MAD is
up to, we have to win!

[VIDEO GAME SOUNDS].

[SIGHS]

Uncle Gadget's not taking this
holo-danger seriously.

I can hold my own in any
sim-enviroment,

But he's a bit too, uh...

[WHISTLES]

I was thinking:
"old-fashioned."

We better keep our eyes...

PENNY! WELCOME TO... THE
MADTRIX!

JUST SO YOU DON'T FEEL
HOMESICK...

I can't believe Talon
programmed this whole thing!

It's almost as big as his
massive ego!

Speaking of massive egos...

If I know Talon,

that's where he's keeping the
source code

for this whole program.

Brain! I'm gonna shut this
MADtrix down. I-

[GLITCH]

...Brain?

Brain?

[LOUD BARK]
- Whoa!

Uh, yeah. Nice holo-avatar,
Brain.

Now keep an eye on Uncle Gadget!

[BARKS]

Remind me not to get Talon to
decorate my house.

Maybe you'd prefer something
in a winter motif?

It just got better.

I removed the MADtrix's safety
protocols!

Now, whatever happens to you
INSIDE it...

happens to you for real!

So... your head is going to
stay that huge forever?

Ow!

[SCREAMS]!

[HOWLS]

Okay. That's hot. Like, really
hot...

This is not good for Uncle
Gadget.

I'd be more worried... about
you.

[SCREAMS!]

[LAUGHS]

[CHUCKLES]

Hey! Shoo! Wild holo-dog!
Shoo!

Wait... that expression!

One that no real dog would have!

Of course! You must be my
GAME-GUIDE!

Oh wise one,

show me how to get more points
than MAD

and win the game for HQ!

[SIGHS].

[RINGING]

Brain! Red Alert! Very red
alert!

Everything that happens to us

in the MADtrix happens to us
for real!

[VROOOOM]

Oooohh... that was close.

I better start collecting some
extra lives!

[FEARFUL YELP]

Who set your skill level to
Nervous-nellie?

Let go! I wanna win this
level!

Go Go Gadget Handcuffs!

[BANG-CRUMBLE]

Now! Off to find some
holo-power-ups.

You won't get the real MADtrix
experience...

by hanging around.

[SIGH]

Sorry, my pun programming
isn't fully online yet...

You may be the only one of us

with a weird floating head,

but you're not the only one
with mad cyber-skillz!

What are you doing?

I don't like this!

[SPITS] Hey! No hacking in the
MADtrix!

[WAVES ROAR]

[BRAKES GRIND]

I know this sim!

Big mistake Talon, I...

uh, what's with the get-up?

Easy... we're on the moon!

[GASPING!]

Boy... I... miss... oxygen!

Even... if it's... only...

holo-oxygen!

[GASP]!

You could say I... took your
breath away.

BAM! Pun programming, online.

Everyone knows bonus points are

the key to winning any game!

[VIDEO GAME SOUNDS]

[old man noises]

[YELLS!]

See, game-guide? Everything's
fine!

[ZAPP!]

[WHIMPERS]

Wowsers! We can see the whole
holo world!

[cr*ck]

The game even sounds real!

[GASPING]

[INHALES]

Much better.

Alright, Talon. I'm done
Sim-Playing!

I'm taking this hack battle to
the source.

You think you can b*at me at
my own hack?

[LAUGHS]

What?

Encryption software? No fair!

[CHUCKLES OMINOUSLY]

Ahhh... isn't this relaxing!?

[YELP]

Yeah!

That's what this game is
missing:

a wild gadget-copter ride!

Time to prove computer
technology has a place

in MAD's schemes!

By deleting Inspector Gadget!

Come on, Talon.

Do you really wanna do this?

Yes, as a matter of fact I do.

[WHOOSH]

I know just how to deal with
this.

Go Go Gadget Jet Pack.

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!

[SCREECH]

Ha ha! This is holo-priceless!

Those Gadget-seeking missiles

are gonna end this once and
for all!

Excuse me? Game-master?

Can you direct me to the
holo-restrooms?

Uh...

[SHHHOOOM!]

No! MADtrix: Delete source
code building!

Change location!

Shut down m*ssile programs!

Do anything!

Looks like your coding is too
real

for even you to handle, Talon.

Now to get us to a safe place
to watch the destruction.

I know just the place!

That's my cue to leave...

Congratulations Gadget!

You shut down Talon's MADtrix
program!

MAD's got nothing on my high
score!

Let's play again!

No!

You know what, Talon?

You were right.

I was?

Yes. Maybe computers
do have their uses.

[EVIL LAUGH]

[SCREAMS]

Next time, Gadget! Next time!

Why do you keep
choosing evil lairs

with such extreme environments:

Glaciers, volcanoes,
the core of THE SUN!?

Have you truly learned nothing

about being an evil villain?

Soon we begin a
plan that will finally

annihilate Gadget forever.

Now we're talking!

So what's it gonna be:

Micro-b*mb, lethal virus,

dropping a large rock on him?

We will rid the world of Gadget,

via the most dangerous thing
in the world:

A Japanese Game Show.

I give up...

MADcat will be host
and you will control

MADcat's robo-host body.

You know she's a cat right?

I should do it.

I'm the perfect TV host!

You're lucky I even let you
watch television.

MADcat will be host.

You can translate for her.

Hello.

[SPEAKER] HELLO.

Perfect...

Medical Professional?

Oh! Oh!
Grape fruit scrutinizer?

Doctor?

Doctor! Next word?

Dr. Hand? Dr. Spaghettipants?

No... Meatball dance party.

Dr. Claw!

Arrf!

Wowsers!

I love charades almost
as much as I love

inspector gadgeting.

Looks like it's my turn.
Go Go Gadget Charader!

[POOF!]

Stumped you! It was the
leaning tower of Pisa!

GADGET!

Chief! Are you on my team?

Ahh!

We received an invitation for

our top agent to be a contestant

on the new Japanese game show:

Extreme Happy Challenge Danger
Show.

That's amazing! I'm very
popular in Japan, you know!

Gadget, you're our best agent,

so make us proud.

This invitation will
self-destruct.

You can count on us, Chief.

[BOOM]

Toasted marshmallow!

You never told me you knew
advanced charades, Chief.

[DIZZY GROAN]

Wow. Tokyo.

Home of rampaging lizard
monsters. I love it!

Hmm. That host looks familiar.

Something smells fishy.

That's just squid-yakitori.

Can't get enough!

Better save some for later.

Let's get to the show.


I watch a lot of game shows,

so I can give you pointers.

Always, buy a vowel.

Answer in the form of a
question.

And remember, no whammy's no
matter what.

Go Go Gadget Whammy!

See? Whammys are always bad.

You're welcome.

There's something
not right here.

It's feeling a little MAD-y.

[ARRR-ARF]

Keep a close eye on Uncle
Gadget.

I'm gonna snoop around.

Looks like my niece is going
to get

good seats in the live audience.

Hmm, you suddenly look shorter.

Or maybe I suddenly got taller.

Either way, may the best
contestant win.

Begin the show and remember,

just follow my script...

I worked really hard on it.

You didn't lose
the script did you?


Hmm...

[GRUMBLES]

No, I totally have it in my
hand right now!

Now, please, let me direct.
Lights! Camera!

ACTION!

[CHEERING CROWD]

Welcome to EXTREME HAPPY
CHALLENGE DANGER SHOW.

Please welcome your host
a-Catmad McRealguy-San.

[MEOWS]

[CROWD GASPS]

I'm sorry,

I don't speak that dialect of
Japanese.

Must be from a coastal region.

Ughhh! The first competition
is called...

...Danger Sushi Eat

More Bad Stomach Indigestion
FUN Hurt Much.


Eat all sushi before you are

lit up by hot breath of Master
Kaiju.


Go Go Gadget Thermometer.

That sushi is practically raw!

Sushi is supposed to be raw!

One moment. Go Go Gadget Oven
Gloves.

[MEOW!]

Off, off, OFF!!!

Mmm. Extra-Well-Done, Go Go
Gadget Sushi Eater.

[BURPS]

Now that's what I call good
sushi.

Congratulations,
contestant-sans.


But the next round will be...
k*ller.


I know MAD is up to something,
but what!?

Hmm. The sh**ting script for
the game show!

EXTREME HAPPY CHALLENGE DANGER
SHOW

created by Dr. Claw!

Produced by MAD!!!

Hosted by MADcat!!!!

Well, At least I'll know
what's in store.

[GASP]

I've got to stop this game show!

First you have to get through
me!

I can do that!

Welcome to the next
challenge. Called:


The Move Painful Wall Laugh
Bone Smash Happy Hole.


If you don't make it through

the assigned hole in each wall,

you will be crushed
into tiny bits.


The first contestant to ring
the bell wins...


umm... points.

How many points?

It doesn't matter. A billion.

Easy. Peasy. Gadget squeeze-y.

[MACHINES GRINDING]

Go Go Gadget Shape Fitters!

[ZAP]

Go Go Gadget
Contortion-thingy!

[ZOOOM!]

Excuse me ma'am, have you seen
a little girl run by?

...No.

Oh well that's OK.

Would you like to go for
coffee some time?

Or maybe a movie?

No... thank you.

[SAD TROMBONE]

That was close.

It's really helpful

that MAD puts their logo on
everything.

The bell is so close!

Can our contestants-sans
survive?

Man, they're getting through
all the holes.

Well, let's see them get
through this one.

Hmm, this one's a bit of a
thinker!

Go Go Gadget Wall Demolisher!

[POOF]

Not what I had in mind....

[POP!]

Whaaaa!

Looks like we both got here at the
same time, fellow competitor.

We'll call it a tie.

[DING DING DING]

A tie it is. And that means...

sudden death...

in the TASTY NICE POISON CHOP
STICK

FLYING SILLY DANCE
OUCH GAUNTLET.

[SIGH]

Heh, he may have gotten through

the first two challenges,

but there is no way he'll
survive the third.

Talon! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

This isn't anything
like I planned.

What's with all the dogs?

Dogs?!
What channel are you on?

Umm. Wait.

Ooh. Ooh. I got it!

Stop messing with my channels,
Talon.

Okay! Back to work.

I love working alone.

Allows me to practice my
singing: La La LA LA...

[HOLDS IN LAUGHTER]

[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]

...La la la. Oh! Hey, we're
back on.


The next challenge is simple.

All you have to do is ring
that bell.


...and not get crushed or
poisoned


or fall and go splat.

Sounds fair.

Oh?! You forfeit? Looks like I
win.

You both win.

How nice.

Both win a lifetime supply of
DESTRUCTION!

It's really hard to see in here

with all these things flying
around!

Go Go Gadget Radar!

[PANIC]

Ooh. Charades!?

That's my favorite game.

Okay?

Leave?! No?

Walk away?

Go?

My turn. Go Go Gadget
Charader!

[BELL RINGS]

Stumped you! It was The Sound
of Music!

Fine! We'll do it the easy
way!

Ooh, is this the blender we
both win?

It's very modern.

Sorry Talon, show's over!

Let go!

You let go!

Oh you want to play, charades
too?

Best game show ever.

You're a... cat, in a robotic
suit!

Evil villain hench pet!

Oh I know, you're a watermelon!

[BOOM!]

I know! You're a crazy robot!

[DING]!

I win charades again! What's
my prize!?

A niece!? Best prize ever!

Oh no!

The host seems really upset

that he lost charades.

Here, take this consolation
prize.

[SIZZLES & SCREAMS]

Wowsers, that host really
knows how to make an exit.

Sorry I'm late I was... WOW!

What happened here?

Well, it turns out that the
game show was actually...

...MAD and Gadget single
handedly went on a mission

to defeat them!?

If by mission you mean game
show,

then to you I say arigato!

No way. I am not doing it.

I did it last time!

[MEOWS]

Well, someone's gotta tell him

he's watching the wrong channel.

SO CLOSE TO
GETTING GADGET!

As soon as this Roast Chicken
is done!!
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