02x09 - Pyramid Scheme - Back to the MAD Future

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TALON:
Uh, Uncle Claw?

CLAW:
Behold the majestic view.

TALON:
I can't feel my arms.

I'm not doing this anymore.

I said, 'behold the view'!

I have to do something more
permanent

about this scenery ruining the
view from my lair.

And by more "permanent"

I mean get rid of the
pyramids... permanently.

I really don't like the
pyramids.

Seriously, can't state that
enough.

Since you're such an Egypt buff

you know the Pharaohs
installed a fail-safe

to sink the pyramids in case
of tomb raiders.

Yup, I totally knew all about
that.

Good.

You'll need this prism to
trigger

the pyramid's sunlight
sensitive shafts at dawn.

Ow! Who's got two thumbs

he-can't-use-
right-at-this-very-second

and is super awesome?

This guy! Whoa!

[GRUNTS]

[CRASH!]

Brain!

You shouldn't sneak up on people

when they're hoarding, uh,
spring cleaning their locker.

[SHRUGGING WOOF]

[YELP?]

What?! It's all mission
memorabilia!

The MAD Hatter's top hat,

solid gold cuffs and a hair ball

from that vacuum convention.

Ooh!

And my suction cup fan from
when Claw tried

to make the Great Wall of
China not-so-great.

[YELP!]

Anyway, can you help
me clean this stuff up

before Uncle Gadget sees it?

Wowsers, Penny!

I thought I told you

to throw out that old cuckoo
clock.

And not just any cuckoo clock
-

THE cuckoo clock from when
Claw tried to turn back time.

It doesn't even work!

Hmmm, let me see.

[ARRRF!]

All fixed!

[ARF!!!]

Gadget.

Chief!

You have a new mission.

We have reason to suspect MAD
has something planned

for the pyramids of Giza in
Egypt.

Your mission is to discover
MAD's plan, and stop it.

This message will
self-destruct.

Egypt?

As in, Egypt the
place I don't have

mission memorabilia from?

That Egypt?

Egypt?

As in birth place of the super
spy mummy

and the river Denial Egypt?

That Egypt?

Yes, to both of you.

You know mummies were the
first MAD agents.

They were also the first
providers of potpourri.

Whoops!

I nearly walked off with
stolen art property!

Ahh!

[BOOM!]

[GROANS]

PENNY: Great, authentic Egyptian
relics here I come!

Masks, urns, sarcophagus...

GADGET: Sarcophagus?

Cover your mouth around those
or you'll catch a cold

What? A gift shop?

% authentic copies of
Egyptian relics,

here I come.

The pyramids will close in
minutes,

please move to the exit.

Pfft, not like we were going
to see

any real mummies around this
place anyway.

Aha! Mummy!

The trick is to catch them off
guard.

Uncle Gadget, no!

[SCREAMING]

[CLATTER]

[CAT SCREECH]

[CRASH!]

Better keep an eye on that one.

Check out that suspicious
janitor.

Suspiciously bad cleaning
skills, yes,

but let's stay focused on MAD
Mummies.

I'm going to investigate that
janitor,

you keep Uncle Gadget out of
trouble

on his MAD mummy-hunt.

[ARR-ARF!]

Nice souvenir.

I stole it from the gift shop.

We both know the gift shop
doesn't sell

anything that cool.

[ACK!]

And that's why they call me
Lucky Talon Two-Shirts.

[SPLAT! SPLAT!]

And that's why they call me
Lucky Penny Two-Legs.

No one calls you that.

They will now.

Good luck getting out of these
indestructible cuffs

without a key.

We have two options.

- you take me in,
don't find the trigger,

and Uncle Claw
sends another, less cute,

MAD agent to
destroy the pyramid.

Or - I show you
where the trigger is

and you let me go.

Option - I throw you
down this trash chute

and call it a day.

I'll toss in this sand prism
to sweeten the deal.

Ooooh, shiny.

Fine, Option ♪ . But no funny
business.

[CHUCKLES]

I bet this pyramid is just
crawling with tunnels.

Aha! The Egyptian symbol for
'secret mummy tunnel'.

Hellooooooo down there.

[SLIP!]

[WHIMPERS]

[CRASHING]

[GROANS]

[HOWLING]

Now that's what I call
mummy-hunt hogging.

Go Go Gadget Arm!

Mummy bandages!

Consider your secret lair found!

[GRUMBLES]

What do you mean,

'you thought it was right here
a minute ago'?

You know how it goes.

You put something in a safe
place

and then you forget where it is.

Remember when I said, 'no
funny business'.

Well if you looked up 'funny
business'

in the dictionary there'd be a
picture of you.

Ooh, I hope it's of my good
side.

I know you have something up
your sleeve.

And probably something up your
second shirt sleeve too.

Freeze, Mummy!

[YELP!]

[WHIMPERING]

You can't hide in here forever.

Although technically as a
mummy you can hide forever.

Hmm..

Ooh, so thick and luxurious!

Nothing but the best for Mummy.

Stop that mummy!

Nope, not here either.

Hey, check out that rando sign.

It's like, yeah, we get it
there are mummy coffins

in the pyramid.

You know what I like best
about you

dragging this trigger thing out?

Our quality time together?

NOTHING!

Ease up, girl.

It is literally a matter of time

before we find the trigger.

My thought exactly.

[SLAMS DOOR]

[MUFFLED] Haha. So not funny,
Penny!

FYI, that was a fake 'ha-ha'.

Come on, bracer. Spill your
beans.

[BRACER RINGS]

Claw! I better answer this or
he'll think something's up.

Faceview off.

Talon's international house of
hair gel,

Talon speaking.

Talon? I can't see you.

You know I hate it when you
disable faceview.

Just having a bad hair day.

Everything else seems fine.

BTW - I'm totes defeating
Penny...

Penny who?!

Seriously? This again?

She's only foiled your plan
like a million times...

Remind me again what our evil
plan is?

[GROWL] I told you to write it
down!

[CRASH]

That boy and his hair vanity.

It never ends. Am I right,
MADcat?

[MM-HMM!]

Time's a ticking, that trigger

isn't going to find itself.

Come on, I'll race ya!

Immature much?

Hey, wait for me!

Unscrew the top mud brick.

Say what now?

Little Miss Gadget isn't
familiar

with false bottom bricks?

All the top villains are using
them.

Excuse my extreme skepticism.

[GRUNTS]

I'd love to help. But, you
know.

Now where did I put that cuff
key?

You know when you put something

in a really safe place and then

you totally forget
where that is?

Thanks for
loosening that for me.

I'll totes give you
partial credit for

the SINKING OF THE PYRAMIDS!!!

[OOF]

[ZAP!]

[GASP!]

[ZHOOOM...]

[RUMBLE]

[RUMBLE]

[WHIMPERS]

I think I'm slipping.

Agreed!

You really should've seen my
plan

coming from like a mile away.

Ohhhhh, you mean slipping
slipping.

[STONES CRUMBLE]

Time for me to make like this
pyramid and disappear.

[LAUGHS] Get it?

[ANGRY GROWL]

Stop that mummy!

[BARKING WILDLY]

[WHIMPERS]

Go Go Gadget Mummy Catcher!

Ouch!

[RUMBLE STOPS]

[MUMMY ROARS]

[BONK!]

No time for hanging around,
Penny.

There's a mummy on the loose!

Whoa!

Whooaaa!

[SLAM!]
Oof!

They really need to
fire that janitor.

Someone could easily get
trapped in this floor closet.

Penny! How'd you get here so
fast?

Would you believe there's
an entrance off the gift shop?

Excellent work!

The pyramids should live to
see another years.

Speaking of pyramids,

here's a neat triangle to add
to your collection.

Thanks, but I'm done through
collecting.

Good thinking, Penny!

Oof!

Hey! Who turned
out the lights?

CLAW: Thanks to you,

the chance for a perfectly
good view has been ruined.

TALON: Yeah, that part
was pretty clear.

But why ruin the oldest
ancient wonder of the world

when we could just look out
the other windows?

I will look out whatever
window I like!

You do know I'm never letting
you

out of that sarcophagus, right?

UNCLE CLAAAAAAAAAAW!!

Wha!!

...And the top
of the Top Fifty

most evil plots of
all time goes to...

the MADgician!

What? I'm not number one?

Not even close!

You didn't even make the top
fifty.

How is that possible?

I crossed chickens with piranhas

and unleashed them on the world.

Yeah, that was verrry
successful...

[SNIFFLES]

Thank you for reminding me,
MADcat.

I turned the Indian Ocean into

the world's largest
bowl of soup!

That wasn't really
evil so much as

surprisingly delicious.

If only I could go
back twenty years

and give my younger self these
top evil plans, and...

THAT'S IT!

I smell a time machine plot.

Go get that extremely
experimental

AND temperamental
time machine...

Yep. There it is.

This will be top ten evil!

[VRRROOOM-VROOM!]

OOOF!

Professor, why did you want us
to drive around super fast?

In order for my time machine,

the modified G-Portal
called the T-Portal,

to work, the Gadget-mobile
has to be

in a heightened
mechanical state....

A time machine! I wonder
what our mission is...

I'm sure they'll tell us any
time now...

Ooh, look, the Chief's got
refreshments for us!

[VRRROOOM!]

Go Go Gadget Grabbers!

Wha?

[CHOMP!]

This is terrible!

[SIGHS].

CHIEF: Intel suggests that MAD plans
on going back in time

to make the younger Dr. Claw
even more evil.

Your mission is to go back in
time and stop Talon

from giving Claw the fifty
most evil plots of all time.

This message will
self-destruct.

If MAD succeeds, it could
negatively affect the present!

It's the Butterfly Effect!

Never trust a butterfly!

[ZOOOM!]

[WHOOOSH]

[KAKABOOM!]

Wow, Metro City sure looked
different twenty years ago.

Ah. Okay, let me pull up a digital
map so we can find Claw's lair.

No WiFi?! Oh riiight,

we're in the pre-internet Dark
Ages.

Not to worry, Penny. I've got
a map.

Go Go Gadget Filing Cabinet!

Let's see. A shoe. A sandwich.

A dust bunny. A real bunny.

Snowglobe Ah, here it is.

A map to Claw's lair.

I like my evil lair, I like my
evil claw,

I will have many henchmen who
will wear these stylish,

evil uniforms.

I know, I know, MADcat. I need
more evil ambition.

More evil confidence.

I swear - one day I will rule
the city.

I just need the right evil
plot to get started.

[PORTAL OPENS]

What the... Who are you?

I'm your nephew, Talon.

Your future self sent me back
in time to give you

the fifty most evil
plots of all time

to help you rule the world.

All on hi-def holo-disk.

Sounds gnarly.
Do you have a copy on VHS?

What's VHS?

Okay our mission is to break in

and stop present Claw from
giving past Claw

plans to dominate the future.

Wowzers. Sounds complicated.

My mission was to
stop the present

Claw from becoming a future
thr*at.

Is that... young Uncle Gadget?

[GROAN]

Hello, past HQ Agent.

You remind me of a younger
version of me.

And you remind me of Chief.

Only older, skinnier, and more
Gadget-y.

And as senior agent, I am
re-tasking you... me

to help me... us find a
notorious butterfly

that Dr. Claw has recruited.

Huh, VHS. You stored all your
movies on these?

Yes. Rad, isn't it?

That tape contains all my rare
home movies.

It's my only copy.

Go Go Gadget Doorbell!

[SMASH!]

Sorry about the door.

Now, where's the butterfly?!

[YELLLP!]

Claw's first agent.

He doesn't look anything like
a butterfly.

Get him, Me!

Stop them, nephew from the
future!

Seriously? A Doomsday Teddy
Bear?

No wonder you never made the
top !

Hand over the disk, Talon.

Messing with time is dangerous
business.

Messing with me is dangerous
business.

[GRUNTS]

[MRREOW]

[YELPING]

Go Go Gadget Handcuffs!

Whaaaa!

[BUZZING ALARM]

My alarm!

Did I leave the oven on?

[GASP] That's not your alarm.

That's the Doomsday Teddy
Bear! Everyone out!

[BOOM!]

Huh?

Wowzers!

Congratulations Us.

We must have destroyed the
butterfly in there!

It was a pleasure working with
us.

Mission accomplished.

Now let's get back to the
future.

I haven't been online for,
like, five minutes.

Wifi here I come!

Look, just keep on being evil.

I'm sure it'll all work out
for you.

Oh, and promote me the minute
you meet me in the future.

Later!

MADcat...

My one true friend, like
totally lost forever

because of my greed.

Maybe crime doesn't pay.

[SIGHS]

[WHIMPER]

GADGET: Ah. It's nice to be back
home in the future.

And it's just like
I remember it.

PENNY Okay, nobody panic...

[HYPERVENTILATING]

Penny to HQ, come in!

You've reached HQ.
Chief Claw speaking.

How may I assist you?

Penny.

Chief Quimby, why is
Dr. Claw the Chief?!

Because he's always been Chief.

I'm Deputy Quimby.

No. Dr. Claw has
always been evil.

And you sent us
back in time to stop him

from becoming more evil.

And to catch a butterfly.

Me Chief?

And me evil? Ha! That's rich!

The only evil in this
world is MADcat.

[SIGH] I don't know
where we went wrong.

[MECH STOMPS]

[KABOOM!]

Step on it, Uncle Gadget!

TALON:
Seriously, I have to run too?

[BOOM! BOOM!]

By altering the past, we must
have changed the present.

A present where MadCat
now rules the world!

Bad Kitty, Bad!
Who trained you?

Was it that evil butterfly?

We have to reverse the
Butterfly Effect

by going back to the past!

Let's go.

We'll make it so MADcat's evil
empire never happens!

But I hate time travel.

It always makes me queasy.

[SMASH!]

This place has
fantastic feng shui.

Except for all this broken
glass.

This explains it.

After we defeated Claw
in the past,

he must have turned
over a new leaf.

Or eaten it. Like a butterfly.

I never thought I'd say this,

but we have to find Good Claw

and make him evil again.

[Hey look!]

Nice, Brain!

He had a yoga class this
morning,

an anger management meeting at
noon.

And right now, he's doing
meditation in the park!

What a totally tubular day.

And what a totally tubular life.

I am so, so happy.

[TIRES SCREECH]

Dr. Claw, I can't explain,

but you have to turn evil again!

That's bogus.

I've given up my old life of
crime for

one that's full of love and
happiness.

Evil... IS NO LONGER A
PART OF ME!

Namaste.

[SPLAT!]

[MENACING MEOW]

She says she won't allow you

to undo the past and ruin her
future empire.

Please undo the past and ruin
her future empire.

Unhand her, evil canine!

Good to see me again, you.

Go Go Gadget Evil Canine
Catcher!

Whoa!

She says "Say
goodbye to your futures."

Look out, Uncles Gadget!

Ohm...

No, no, no!

How dare you interrupt my
meditation!

[ROAR]

Wow, that didn't take much...

[MEOW]

Not this time! They did it!

Uncle Claw is evil again!

They changed the future...
wait...

that means that Mech MADcat
doesn't exist anymore.

[WHIMPERS]

[ZOOP!]

They disappeared!

My uncles reversed the
butterfly effect!

Go Go Gadget Elaborate High
Five!

The evil butterfly! Stop it!

Uncle Gadget, we have to go!

Don't worry, me.

I'll stop that butterfly for
you. I mean me.

Good plan, us!

Well done.

Your little mission back to the
past was a full-on success.

Yes, Chief.

But I'd still like to thank
that young cadet who helped us.

There was something about Me,
that reminded me of me.

It makes sense. Trust me.

Oh! The T-Portal.

Hello, handsome young cadet.

You forgot this!

That belongs to the Chief.

[BOOM!]

[GROANS] Why do I bother?

And the worst of the worst evil
plots of all time goes to...

Dr. Claw!

For his ridiculous
chicken-piranha creation.

Nooooooooo!

[WHIMPER-SNIFFLE]