05x12 - The Darkest Hour

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Young Dracula". Aired September 2006 - March 2014.*
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Britsh children's horror drama that revolves around Vlad and Ingrid, along with their father Count Dracula.
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05x12 - The Darkest Hour

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HEARTBEATS

This is it, Vlad.

Let the countdown begin!

- ALL:
- Five, four,

three, two, one...

Happy birthday!

All hail The Chosen One!

Don't forget to make a wish.

I need blood!

No!

I don't want to be The Chosen One.

I don't want to be a vampire.

I want to be human!

You're not human and you never will be.

You go outside, you'll be dust.

Let me be a human!

HE GASPS

Rise and shine, sleepy dead.

The day is almost done.

The sun is being booed off the stage -

"Boo! Get off!" -

and the moon is waiting in the wings to sing you...

Happy birthday, Vlad.

It doesn't feel like my birthday.

It feels like I'm going to my own funeral.

I'd just put that down to waking up in a coffin.

Oh, come on! You should be excited - soon you'll acquire powers

that the rest of us lesser immortals can only dream of.

What if I don't want those powers?

Well...although you're called The Chosen One, you don't,

in fact, have a choice.

I don't want Sally and George coming to my party tonight.

I mean, what if...

I turn into some kind of bloodthirsty monster at midnight

- and try to bite them?
- Well, it's too late.

I've already sent one of those breather carriages to pick them up.

I can't believe you're going dressed like that.

I just want to make sure that everybody keeps their distance.

I'd rather be unpopular than undead.

Vlad won't let anybody harm us.

Oh, all right.

But in an emergency, burst this.

I didn't know vampires were scared of loud bangs.

I filled it with garlic juice before I put the helium in.

What's in the cake? A UV grenade?

Sorry! Probably can't see through your...

Oh. Oh, your mirror's broken.

Yeah, I've been meaning to get that fixed.

BANGING

- What was that?
- Just a bump in the road.

Relax - we'll be there soon.

ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

Help! Help!

Ow! Ah!

Where's my face gone?

BELL RINGS

I smell burnt blood.

Oh!

Show me what abomination you're planning to serve my birthday boy.

We've got finger food, haven't we?

Ready-salted lips, mice bums, slapjacks, lollyclots...

Oh, and my personal favourite - sugared slugs. Get a load of that!

The slug doesn't taste as sweet as it used to.

Ah! That's because you've swapped your sweet tooth

for something a little...

sharper.

From now on, the one thing you'll want to bite most

is warm, red and soon to be undead.

We're not allowed to bite breathers, are we?

One day that'll change. And you...

- ..need to be ready, Renfield.
- Ah.

Come on! Come on!

Pretend I'm a breather. "Hello, good morning."

att*ck me! att*ck me!

Come on!

Ow!

I've created the world's worst vampire.

Perhaps you could give me a few tips.

Yes, yes, I could. Get used to being hungry.

I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with...

B.

- Bats?
- No.

- Blood?
- No.

Here we are, end of the line.

- Big brother!
- Oh!

Now, that's not fair - you can't even see Vlad from here.

I didn't realise I was driving the birthday boy's sister to the party.

And his mum!

You don't look old enough to have an -year-old son.

If you're looking for a big tip, you're going the right way about it.

DRIVER CHUCKLES

OK, what do you want?

Well, can't a doting father spoil his favourite son on his birthday?

Really, this is too much.

I'm welling up here!

There may be tears, Vladimir. There may be tears.

I'm sorry. It's just, you've never got me a present this big before.

Well...you were never before.

Da-da!

Ba-da!

No, no. No, no. I...

I wouldn't do that just yet.

Not until you get your new powers.

What is it? Some kind of plant?

Ah! Inside this box

is one of the seven wonders of the underworld.

A clean pair of Renfield's pants?

This is the Magister Maleficorum.

I thought that was just a legend.

Ah!

An object of unimaginable power,

containing pure evil,

handed down the generations for safekeeping

and now I'm-I'm-I'm...

giving it to you.

Most -year-olds get a car, Dad, not all the evil in the universe!

No. Don't touch! Don't touch!

- You've broken it, haven't you?
- No. No. No.

It's a very valuable antique - just needs a little bit of, er,

restoration - that's all.

You want me to fix it so no-one finds out what you've done.

All you've got to do is pop the evil back inside,

seal up the hole and Bob's your uncle. Good as new.

Happy birthday, Vlad.

Next time, just get me a book token.

I thought we were using Vlad's friends

as a human shield in the att*ck.

- They're not Vlad's friends.
- Hello?! They're at his party.

On the drive over here, I discovered something.

- What?
- That you are the worst spy in the world.

Those breathers are Vlad's mother and sister!

- Vlad's mum is a breather?
- Yes.

Vlad is Dimidius - half vampire, half breather.

We'll get our revenge by shaming the whole of the Dracula family.

Let's go round them up and dust them.

No. We do this right.

I'll inform the Vampire High Council,

you gather the soldiers and guard the exits. No-one leaves.

And try not to mess this up!

Surprised you're still here.

I thought you had places to go, people to bite.

I promised Vlad I'd be here for his big day.

Bet you did.

So, are you here for the power or the presents?

- GEORGE:
- Vlad...we're here.

It's good to see you.

Sally, Sally, bring it in! Bring it in!

There's a hug here with your name on it.

- Yeah, I'd rather not.
- Hmm?

- Just in case there's a neck here with your teeth on it.
- Ooh!

Then how about a fangs-free high-five?

- Hey, Count.
- Hey.

I'm sorry. I'm just a little bit nervous.

- You know, after what happened last time.
- It's all right, Mum.

Renfield's been here for years and he hasn't been bitten.

Actually, breaking news - I've joined the club.

- Look!
- HE CHUCKLES

Although his membership is... very much under review.

OK, so maybe he's not the best example...

You'll be OK. Look, thank you for bringing the food.

Yes, it's nice to have some breathers in.

Oh, you mean the cake.

Ignore Ingrid. She's a team player now...

- apparently.
- It's fine.

I've missed the last birthdays - I'm not going to miss this one.

No, no, no. Don't worry, I'll protect you.

I'm highly trained and... armed to the teeth.

Lazak and Tag, it's me - Asan!

Wake up, you two.

You're going to be in big trouble

if you don't get down from there right now!

THEY CHUCKLE

These are real bats, aren't they?

Yes, Master.

Let's not mention this to my brother. OK?

Happy birthday, Vlad.

Wow!

That's beautiful. Thanks, Tal.

It's a Yin and Yang necklace.

They're detachable, so when you meet someone special you give them half.

That way, you can always be connected...

..even when you're apart.

I think someone's hoping for a % return on their investment.

We're just friends - a concept you'd struggle to get your head around

- because you haven't got any.
- Ouch!

Here we are.

It's nearly midnight, Vladdy. Wait, wait, wait.

This is it, Vlad!

Let the countdown begin!

- ALL:
- Five, four,

three, two, one...

Happy birthday!

All hail The Chosen One!

Don't forget to make a wish.

KNOCK AT DOOR

Dracula family, follow me -

there'll be a queue at the front door waiting to worship Vlad.

Let the grovelling begin!

Sorry, duty calls.

Renfield, cut the cake. We won't be long.

Ah! The Leader of the Vampire High Council.

This is, indeed, an honour.

May I present my son, The Chosen One?

A-ha-ha!

Vladimir Dracula...

..I am arresting you on suspicion of being a half-breather.

You do not have to say anything,

but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned

something you come to rely upon in court.

This is an outrageous accusation.

Where is your evidence? Hmm? Hmm?

Upstairs, eating cake.

Good work, brother.

You two just never give up, do you?

You, too, are also under arrest, Count Dracula,

for committing the crime.

And Ingrid Dracula for being born of a criminal.

Oh, you chose the wrong day to take on this family.

Let me show you what I can do!

What I can do!

Yes, yes, yes, yes. You're really not helping.

You said the transformation would take place at midnight!

Well, I'm sorry, Cinderella, I can't just...

I can't just wave my magic wand and make it happen, can I?

So much for the all-powerful Chosen One.

- I've seen more threatening boils on Renfield's nose.
- Take them away!

You know I can't let you do that.

Oh, yay, it's the hippie to the rescue(!)

What are you going to do - hug them to death?

Is there something you'd like to share with the group, Vladimir?

She's my bodyguard.

You forget...

I taught you all your best moves.

- Get off me, Dad!
- "Dad"?

OK, you have really been holding out on us.

Collect the soldiers from the basement

and guard the breathers until I return.

Don't let them out of your sight.

I'm counting on you.

It's just a fishing exercise.

If they could... Ooh!

If they could prove Sally was your mother, we'd both be dust by now.

Deny everything.

Ah!

- Why can't I...?
- Don't worry - you'll get your powers back at dawn.

How do you know that?

Er...

I think I read about it somewhere. Yes, yes, yes.

It's all coming back to me now - half-breathers get their powers back

when the sun rises on their th birthday.

All we have to do is hold out till then.

These walls will be no match for The Chosen One.

I just hope Sally and George make it through the night.

We have to escape!

They must've tied you up cos they think you're still a breather.

Can't you turn into a bat and go and get help?

It's actually a lot harder than it looks.

Can't you turn into smoke? Every vampire can do that.

Oh, yeah. Rub it in, why don't you?

You can do it, Renfield. You just have to keep trying.

I hate being a vampire!

I thought it's what you always wanted.

I wanted to be like Master but... I'm rubbish.

I can't stop biting my lip.

You'll get it eventually, Renfield.

Why don't you try focusing on something? Like that balloon.

Just keep looking at it and thinking, "I am a bat."

HE CLEARS THROAT

I am a bat.

I am a bat.

I am a bat.

'When the guilty verdict comes in, we're biting the breathers.'

I did it!

I hate to break it to you, Renfield, but...

you're not a bat.

My vampire hearing is working!

I heard them say... they're planning to bite us!

Which, actually, is not such good news, is it?

Wait. Which one of the balloons has the garlic juice in it?

It could be any of them.

Then we're going to have to find a way to burst them all.

You won't break them - they're pure Argentellium.

I sat on the subcommittee that agreed the spec.

- Why didn't you tell me he was a half-breather?
- Because he's not.

Even when you were a child, I knew when you were lying.

How could you hurt me by deceiving me like this?

Oh! He's gone in early with the emotional blackmail.

My dad tends to hold back and only use that in emergencies.

I didn't mean to hurt you, Dad.

I was just doing my job - the one that you asked me to do.

I didn't ask you to babysit a half-breather.

Once you knew his true identity, you should have turned him in.

Why are all fathers so dense?

Can't you see your little girl has a serious crush?

We are just friends!

Really? You're sticking with that?

Make a full confession,

confirming he's Dimidius.

I'll take it to the council, get you a pardon.

I'm still his bodyguard and it is my duty to protect him.

I'd take a stake for him if I had to.

I don't know why they bother having daughters -

we're always such a massive disappointment to them.

It's like they want us to fail.

Mm, I hear you.

Breather food is so disgusting.

How can anyone eat this filth?

We should try it - research how disgusting it really is.

Eurgh!

OK. Ready, steady...

Now!

Get them!

That's not it.

George, run!

I'll stop him!

Stay here and keep guard. I'll find her!

George!

- George!
- ]

Let me save you the public humiliation of a trial.

Just sign this confession and all this can be over.

Let me think it over. At least give me until dawn.

Why? So you can make your choice to stay a vampire

and get your Chosen One powers?

Planning a breakout, are we?

What do you mean, "STAY a vampire"?

Dimidius have two sides - vampire and breather -

each fighting for dominance.

But at dawn on your th birthday, you have a choice.

In the three minutes it will take the sun to rise,

you can decide your own destiny.

Stay in the shadows and your vampire side becomes dominant,

your powers restored.

Step into the sunlight and your vampire side is destroyed,

leaving the breather side to dominate.

You become human.

No... No, that's not possible.

Vampire or human -

what's it to be, Vladimir Dracula?

Confess and we'll let you decide.

Confess and you'll be sweeping me up before sunrise.

It's your father we really want.

Testify against him and you can flap out of here a free vamp.

My family is worth more than my freedom.

A trial it is, then.

It's time.

Your trial is about to begin.

Not you.

Your case is being heard separately.

I want to see Vlad.

This trial is a formality. I doubt very much

whether you'll see any of the Dracula family ever again.

So much for "innocent until proven guilty".

If I don't come back, will you tell Piers that I...

..despise him?

How could you not tell me I had a choice?!

Well, it must have slipped my mind. Are you sure I didn't mention it?

I think I'd remember if you said I could become human.

Still, it's hardly a choice, is it?

Who'd want to become a stinking breather?

You knew... You knew it's what I've always wanted.

It's not all it's cracked up to be.

Do you really want to grow old and wrinkly with a face like a walnut?

It's a life. One life.

A beginning, a middle and an end.

I'll take that over being forever stuck in limbo on the night shift.

No more fangs, no more blood, no more hiding in the shadows.

You say "potato", I say "pot-ah-to". Anyway...

being immortal is fun

and if it isn't, then you're just doing it wrong.

If I get out of here before sunrise, I'm stepping into the light

and going to live with Sally and George.

It'll make a nice change living with people who don't lie the whole time.

HE MUTTERS

In life or death situations, a little white lie can be excused.

Now is definitely not the time to start telling the truth,

the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

SHE SCREAMS

- Gotcha!
- SHE YELLS

- What is that?!
- I don't know,

and I don't want to stick around to find out.

You're right - let's get out of here.

There!

As we drove into Garside,

the breather clearly stated that she was his sister.

And could you point out to the jury the vampire she was referring to?

It was Vladimir Dracula.

You can smell it on him. Dimidius!

Oh, this is preposterous!

Everyone knows there's a feud between our families

since the...unfortunate dusting of his father.

Unfortunate? He was m*rder*d by you!

It was self-defence after he dusted my son!

When I say "son", Malik wasn't really my son...

Let's stick to the relevant facts.

I admit I do want revenge.

But it doesn't alter the truth.

Vlad is a half-breather. An abomination.

I am The Chosen One.

That's what started this whole feud.

Why your sister wanted to marry me

and why his father planned to k*ll me

- after I'd bitten her on our wedding night!
- Enough!

There's a very simple way to settle this matter.

If you are, indeed, pure-breed,

all you need is to demonstrate to the jury now, before dawn...

..that you have powers.

Throw a fireball.

But he can't do that in here - his powers are far too strong.

It'd be as if Prometheus himself had scorched the room.

Then levitate.

I refuse to perform like a circus monkey.

I am The Chosen One. Release me!

And us. Us.

Yes. And them.

OK. If Sally isn't your breather mother,

you won't mind if I go to Garside and bite her.

Pathetic!

I rest my case.

Hurry up. He's coming round!

I hope these fangs are better on necks than they are on rope.

Do you think George managed to escape?

He's still out looking for her - that's a good sign.

GROANING

Unlike...

You're going to pay for this.

We're going to have to make a run for it.

Why are you helping me now?

You were tying me up ten minutes ago.

You've always been a friend to me.

It's time I did something for you.

Agh! Get the vampires - they're stronger!

I can't - they'll tell my brother.

- Please.
- He's counting on me.

Please, Asan!

Raise your hands,

all those in favour of finding the defendants guilty.

I'm memorising all your faces.

You especially.

However...

it is traditional in cases of Dimidius

to offer a family member a pardon.

You can't do that! They've been found guilty.

Show some respect.

The Leader has made his decision.

You're only doing this to ease your own conscience.

Keep your pardon - we don't want it.

He's joking.

Of course we'll take the pardon.

Vlad, you're a free man.

The Dracula throne is yours.

Just make sure my collection of slayer weapons goes to a good cause.

Like him.

The pardon will be decided by a fight to the dust.

The male members of the clan will fight first.

You...

..will fight the winner.

Why is it the girls never get to go first for anything -

even a fight to the dust?

Maybe now isn't the best time to be campaigning for equal rights.

Take them to the fight chamber!

Lock your coffins. I'm coming for each and every one of you. Yes!

Only one of you can get out of here.

But if you refuse to fight,

both of you will be taking an early garlic bath.

GUARDS CHUCKLE

Let the fight to the dust begin!

So...

how are you enjoying your birthday so far?

Right, right.

Look at what you've done to me!

What is it? What's happened?

Where's George?

What have you done with her?

Piers!

Let's go!

What plant? Asan, please, you have to save her!

I must go - report this outbreak to your brother.

Stay with the prisoners.

I'm a bat.

I'm a bat.

I am a bat!

I did it!

Hang on, where are my wings?

HE SNIFFS

Can anybody else smell smoke?

How did you not spot he was a vampire?!

Lucky I found those.

OK. That could...

That could do with some work.

That thing is properly evil.

If it keeps on growing, it could destroy this place.

We have to get to the Vampire High Council and get Vlad out.

I never thought I'd hear myself say that.

It's too far - we'd never get there in time.

Unless...

We're doomed.

Hmm?

Oh! I'm not going to fight you, Dad.

If you don't, we'll both be dust.

Now, come on!

Hit me, boy!

As tempting as the offer is, the answer is still no.

Oh, I should have known -

you always were a weak, fangless excuse for a son.

I know what you're trying to do and it's not going to work.

And then along came Malik and I thought,

"Finally! A son worthy of the name Dracula."

Why couldn't you be the cuckoo in the coffin instead of him?

Oh, don't worry. I'm sure with your roving fangs,

there are plenty more little Draculas flapping around out there.

I envy them not having to know what a waste of space you are.

I am a thousand times the vampire you'll ever be, Dimidius! Come on!

From your description, it appears that you have located

the Magister Maleficorum.

You will, of course, know the legend, but,

in truth, it is just a series of boxes, which are used

to contain The Blood Seed.

When this seed blossoms, it will produce the forbidden fruit.

He who eats of the fruit will gain the knowledge of why we are undead

and be given the power to rule over both worlds.

Ours and the breathers.

So which idiot gave it to Count Dracula to look after?

It was under my protection until it was stolen years ago.

Stolen? Shouldn't he be held accountable?

Go to Gylo and instruct him to switch the settings to "crush".

Look, there's the prison block.

I can't remember all those corridors!

Don't worry, we'll be with you every step of the way.

Oh!

Are you ready for your close-up?

Renfield! We're running out of time!

Do your bat thing and get flapping!

One bat coming right up.

Flap, Renfield. Flap!

Oh, yeah, I'll try that.

Oh...oh...oh...

OK, I'm...

THUD

- Oh.
- Ow!

Did you know that birds eat the weakest chick

so only the strongest survive?

Did you know worker bees k*ll their queen when she gets too old?

CLATTERING

Oh, come on! That's not very sporting, is it?

Something tells me they don't want any survivors.

So, I'm getting dusted because my dad had a baby with a breather

and stole a seed. How is any of this my fault?

At dawn you will be put into the sun chamber.

You mean the room with a window?

Don't go, it's not safe!

The Magister Maleficorum was stolen on my watch, it's my duty.

If I don't return, this is our family history.

It's up to you to write the next chapter.

Please, Dad!

Everything you need to find your way is within these pages.

You fool, he had the keys!

You could have convinced him into letting us go!

Now, if I get dusted it'll be your fault!

Put that in your family history!

Finished?

This story has a very different ending.

HISSING

If you need me, I'll just be over here, eating my words.

GASPING

Are you OK, Renfield?

I think I swallowed a bluebottle over Belgium.

HE GASPS

(Please don't tell me the prison block is through that door.)

The prison block is through that door.

- Oh..
- Oh, grab that cloak.

Thanks, but I'm warm enough already.

For a disguise!

Yes. I knew that...

- Oh, yes, everything is in order.
- How long will we wait?

A few minutes. I like to give them time to study the spikes.


We could put Ingrid in the sun chamber now.

Let her wait for daybreak there... really make her sweat.

I'll get the key.

THEY CHUCKLE

Stop right there!

Bring me a drink. O negative if you've got it.

FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

Ha!

HE GASPS

Renfield to the rescue!

Sh!

We need to push in sync...

Do you remember that nursery rhyme you used to sing to me as a child?

What?

# Ten blood bottles... #

Yes, yes!

- BOTH:
- # ..sitting on the wall

# Ten blood bottles sitting on the wall... #

- Maybe we should up it to .
- You're ever the optimist... All right.

# blood bottles... #

They were locked in the chamber after the trial.

These are the controls. This floods it with garlic juice.

Look! The walls are set to "crush"!

- How do we get them out?!
- Give us a minute, we're working on it.

- We haven't got a minute.
- Try pulling those levers!

No, if we pull the wrong one we could be adding garlic

or fire balls!

It's that way.

Wait!

We don't need him. I can already feel its power!

Let me go in first, sir, secure the room.

What? And miss this historic moment?

Sanguis demetam!

- Let me do the honours.
- That wouldn't be protocol.

I brought the charges, I should be the one that hangs her out to dry.

Have you seen my cloak? Black with a red trim?

I saw a servant wearing one like that.

He went to get me a drink.

And never came back.

It's so beautiful!

But there's no light in here. It must be feeding off the oxygen.

He who eats of the forbidden fruit shall see the world anew

and become master of all he surveys!

No, sir, it's too soon.

We need to cut it back, contain it, let this crop rot...

I'll not wait a thousand years!

Take your hands off me, soldier.

You know, when it comes to power,

some people just don't have the taste for it.

HE CHUCKLES

HE GASPS AND SPLUTTERS

HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS

It wants us all.

Where are the breathers?

- They escaped.
- It was his fault!

- HE SNARLS
- And mine.

We need to find them and get out of here fast.

BELL TOLLS

They've escaped, probably fled back to Garside.

Don't worry... No-one beats this bloodhound.

HE ROARS

That doesn't sound good.

It won't be long before they find us.

That pipe runs all the way to the chamber.

And it's connected to that lever.

Renfield, try pulling the lever on the far left.

# ..five blood bottles...

# sitting on the wall... #

Vlad! We're in the Control Room!

- 'Can you hear me?'
- There!

That wheel goes to that spiky symbol - it's got to be the walls!

CLANKING

Now THIS we can tell my brother about.

We've lost communication.

What do we do now?!

# ..two green bottles sitting on the wall... #

THEY GROAN

CLANKING, CREAKING

I'm sorry you won't get to see the sunrise, Vladimir.

What would you have chosen?

Stay one of us or join the ranks of the great unbitten?

I'd choose to be human in a heartbeat.

I want to go back to all the amazing places I went with Talitha.

See them in the daylight.

But she couldn't go with you this time.

And, yes, it's that obvious.

I've got lots of reasons to become human but only one reason not to.

Aargh!

He's left it a bit late to make his move.

Time's up!

THUD, CREAKING

Well, it works with the boiler!

THUD

Quick! Push!

THEY GROAN

THUD

Ha ha ha!

You stole The Magister Maleficorum?

What?! But you said...

Just a silly little prank that went wrong.

Now, much as I've enjoyed our little soiree in this delightful chamber

of horrors, might I suggest that now would be a great time to skedaddle?

- Move.
- I'll fill you in on the fly.

Hey, keep your mouth open over Belgium!

HE HISSES

Get away from my family!

THEY HISS

HE STARTS TO HISS THEN FALLS SILENT

I don't like these odds.

HE HISSES

You deal with them, we'll sort out The Blood Seed.

I love it when they run.

Nothing like the thrill of the chase.

- Let's find your father.
- No. I can handle this.

Go outside and wait for the sunrise.

He can't do that, he'll burn up!

Turns out today is more special than I thought.

If I step into the sunrise, I become human.

Really? That's amazing!

But it's your decision, Vlad. It is completely up to you.

First we've got to stop that plant.

Renfield, I need you to build a new box.

Stay with Renfield, his powers will protect you.

Dad!

- Where's Morgan?
- It took him. Leave me!

- Save yourselves!
- Can't we stop it?!

The Seed needs oxygen. If you can just contain it.

I can't! I'm sorry.

Of course, you're only half-vampire!

The carbon dioxide you're breathing out is affecting it!

We have to hurry!

This door won't hold for long.

Why don't we use fire?

It'll burn up all the oxygen in the room?

I'll be back.

BANGING ON DOOR

They're all too small. It'll never fit.

We could cut the fronds and trap it before they have a chance to regrow.

It needs to be airtight.

- What?
- The container, it can't let in any air.

So, what we now need is a vacuum chamber!

Anyone got a spare one handy?

Don't laugh but... could we use my cake box?

The sun will be coming up soon.

It's now or never if you want to be human.

I don't know what to do.

You've got lots of reasons to become human but only one reason not to.

I was going to tell you how I felt but it was never the right time.

I thought you said you two were just friends?

If this is what you really want,

go and live the life you've always dreamed of.

I'm sorry, Tal.

This has been fun, but where's your little friend?

I'd like to give you both a proper send off.

SHE SCREAMS

- HE CHUCKLES
- I knew these would come in handy.

Got it!

Party's over.

Please, let me go! I'll do anything!

In that case, do me a favour and don't get dust everywhere

when I stake you.

SCREAMING

Sally!

It's working!

Can you try not to sound so surprised?

I'm not surprised - after all, it was I who trained you.

Seriously? You're taking the credit for this?

You've still got your fangs?

Sun tans are over-rated.

Nice work.

It's gone to seed! Quick, Vlad, use your new powers!

- The sun hasn't risen fully yet! I've still got nothing!
- Then run!

Well, isn't this a touching little scene?

All the family back together again.

The Blood Seed is coming!

Release the prisoners, we must evacuate the building!

Sir! The sentence of the court must be upheld.

We don't have time!

Finish them.

Say goodbye to your father.

HE SNARLS

HE PANTS

Aargh!

Vlad, what's wrong?!

- DEEP VOICE:
- Let my father go!

Never!

- Please don't hurt my brother!
- You show mercy, Vladimir,

and you will always be looking over your shoulder.

- No Vlad, let him go.
- Dust him!

We dust one of yours, you dust one of ours.

Where does this cycle of revenge end?

When there is nothing left of us but a pile of ash and a memory?

You want to destroy me because I'm a half-breather,

but what if that's the reason I was chosen?

We've been using our powers against one another for so long

we couldn't see the answer right in front of us -

we need to support each other...

..to unite...

..and to become more human.

It's the only way we'll defeat something that is more evil

than all of us combined - The Blood Seed.

Sally and George, get behind me.

Sally! Sally! We found the cake...

We are going to need a bigger box.

Someone should sign a report over this.

Come back here or you're fired!

Stand your ground. The Ramanga clan shows no fear.

CACKLING LAUGHTER

You should be afraid! You will never destroy The Blood Seed.

It feeds on greed, on hatred -

something that our world

can offer up in abundance.

Leave him to me, Dad.

No. No.

You come into MY home, arrest MY family,

try to crush us to dust and now you have the nerve to thr*aten us again?

I'm going to swallow you up...

..and spit out the pip.

HE CACKLES

On second thoughts, I know how much

you wanted to prove yourself...

Get in there, Vlad. Get in there.

You are strong, but it is too late.

I am a million spores, each ready to grow.

Even the chosen one can't destroy it!

OK, that's not good.

Everybody get back!

We have to stand together. It's the only way!

- This won't bring back my father.
- But it will save your brother.

Form a circle!

Hold on tight! It'll try to pick us off one by one!

Break us apart. Renfield, put the container in the middle!

If we combine our powers, we can pull it into the box!

I'm not holding the hand of a breather!

Don't read too much into this.

It's not working!

We can't do this if you still hate us.

I'm sorry about your father.

But we're the new generation, we can start again.

CACKLING LAUGHTER

Well done, Renfield. Well done!

United we stand, divided we're dust.

The feud is over.

On behalf of the Vampire High Council, thank you.

I hereby declare the Dracula family are officially pardoned

of all past misdemeanours.

Ha ha ha!

Please, listen.

As long as you know me you will never be safe.

As the chosen one,

there will always be vampires who'll try to use you to get to me.

But if I wipe your memories, you and George, you'll never know I existed.

I lost you for years, I can't lose you forever.

What if George gets bitten?

Is that a risk you're willing to take?

I won't remember anything about you?

Take this. One half each.

Wherever we are in the world, we will always be connected.

Promise me, you will always remember who we are

and that we love you, now and always.

Are you ready?

Vlad knew he wouldn't be able to do this, so, er...

It's been a long time since we were standing this close.

Sally, I...

I've made a lot of mistakes in my time but you were never one of them.

And I'm sorry I adopted our son and I didn't tell you.

You were protecting him. Tell me you will never stop doing that.

He's a man now. With his powers it'll be me

that needs his protection.

I'm going to miss you, you silly old fool.

Not so much of the fool.

Why did we come here again?

Do you know, I have no idea.

Oh, that's it - I must have sold them a sculpture.

Is that a new necklace?

That's odd, I don't remember buying that. It's beautiful, isn't it?

I'm never going to take that off.

I can't actually believe I've sold this dump.

I can't believe you're going to Australia.

I've been given a get-out-of-jail-free card

and I intend to use it. Where better to start

than dining on the descendants of our convict cousins?

Put another bat on the barbie, cobber!

That's Australian, that is.

Please tell me you've packed that cake box.

We're taking it to the Himalayas -

there's not much oxygen at that altitude.

You can come with us, if you like?

No, thanks. Roq got me my place back on the High Council

so I'm off to the Old Country.

I can't wait to bite my first peasant!

Or...you could stay here with me?

You might want to redecorate first.

It's all looking a little post-apocalyptic.

You're the new owner?

WE are.

Made quite a bit of money off that incredibly authentic vampire game.

- Thanks to you.
- What?

You own %.

It's what I've always wanted, thank you. A throne of my own.

Good luck. He's going to need it.

Well, we better make a move.

Look after yourself, Dad.

Don't I always?

Vlad... Vlad, come here.

You know I... I used to be... embarrassed to call you my son

and now I'm ashamed I ever doubted you.

Vladimir Dracula, you have made a very, very old vampire...

..very, very proud.

Do you think we'll ever come back here?

Immortality's a long time. Who knows what could happen?
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