03x10 - Get Smarts - Escape Room with a View

[bunniefuu]

[siren wailing]

♪ Inspector Gadget ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget ♪

♪ Go, go, Gadget, go ♪

♪ Go, go, Gadget, go ♪

♪ Go, go, Gadget, go ♪

♪ Go, go get 'em, Gadget ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget ♪

♪ Go, go, Gadget, go ♪

♪ Go, go get 'em, Gadget ♪

♪ Inspector Gadget ♪

[Dr. Claw grunts]

Talon, what's a five-letter word
for handsome?

Looking at it right now.

[shrieks]

[Dr. Claw] Mirror is at least
eight letters, pea brain.

Oh, this crossword
is worse than Gadget.

So, what you're saying is

you're more evil ignoramus
than evil genius?

[Dr. Claw] No, I'm saying I'm going to use
my Brain Drainer to drain some brains.

[groans]

- [thud]
- [laughs] Yes.

- Now I'm...
- [beeping]

. of an IQ point smarter?

[groans]

I think you're gonna need
a lot more cats.

[Dr. Claw] No, what I need is for you
to drain some serious brains for me.

Once I steal their intellect,
no one will be able to outthink MAD.

And then you'll have your revenge...

on crossword puzzles everywhere.

Exactly. [cackles]

Now, what's a six-letter word for scream?

- [beeping]
- [Talon screams]

That's at least letters, fool.

[groans] I'm surrounded by simpletons.

[shrieking]

[shrieks]

My acceptance letter

from the NUMBSA Genius Society
of Elite Geniuses.

You think I got in, Brain?
Ooh, it feels thin.

Is that good? Bad? I don't know. [shrieks]

A NUMBSA genius would never not know.
I can't look.

[Gadget] Bad dog.

You know it's a crime
to open other people's mail.

Go, go, Gadget Letter Re-sealer!

Thanks, Uncle Gadget.

You should really be more careful
with your mail, Penny.

Brain's not the brightest bulb
in that place they sell light bulbs.

Huh?

Speaking of which,
is it getting dark in here?

Ow! My moustache!

Sorry, Chief,
I thought you were a dim bulb.

We may all be dim bulbs soon enough
if MAD has their way.

[stomach growling]

MAD plans to use a Brain Drainer
at the NUMBSA Genius Society.

If they succeed, Dr. Claw will become
an unstoppable super genius,

and the greatest minds on Earth
will be reduced to bumbling bumbleheads.

Your mission is to keep Claw
from obtaining NUMBSA's intelligence.

This message will self-destruct.

No problem, Chief.

We'll outsmart MAD
before MAD outs with the smarts.

Go, go, Gadget G-portal!

[Gadget] Oops,
forgot to turn off the lights.

- Ouch!
- [beeping]

[gasps]

[groans]

[screams]

Everybody panic! We have to...

Professor Von Slickstein,
are you here to help us outwit MAD?

Well, duh!

- But we have to...
- "Duh?"

[gasps] That's brain drain talk.

MAD's already gotten to the Professor.

They must be nearby.
Go, go, Gadget MAD Detector.

Wowzers!

At least HQ's got
their best brains on the job.

Speaking of which,
do you know if I got into NUMBSA?

I had a letter... incident.

Well, I could tell you, Penny,
but there's no time!

[laughs]

Talon? What happened?

I'll give you a hint,
since you obviously need one.

Penny, I've Brain Drained
everyone at NUMBSA.

Their genius is now mine.

All mine! [cackles]

And yet you're still not smart enough
to know I'm taking you down.

Big talk from a small brain.

Ouch.

- Have you considered joining NUMBSA?
- Hey!

What? He's smart and pretentious.
He's the perfect candidate.

I don't need to join NUMBSA.

I am NUMBSA!

- [laughs]
- [door hisses]

- [Penny gasps]
- [beeping]

Yes, the power.

The brain power. [cackles]

Come on, he's getting away.

I'm a pretty, pretty unicorn.

[laughs]

[Gadget] Wowzers!

[metal clanging]

Hmm, the only thing I'm detecting here
is a brilliant puppy dog.

- [gushes]
- [dog barking]

[sighs]

He's obviously a NUMBSA genius.
Do you know where MAD is, Mr. Dog?

- [groans]
- Or is it Professor Doctor Mr. Dog, PhD?

[sniffing]

- [grunts]
- [dog barking]

- [glass shatters]
- Look, he's leading us right to MAD.

We are truly in the presence of greatness.

Take notes, Brain.

[groans]

[laughs]

- [beeps]
- [hisses]

[grunts]

[beeping]

[laughing] Look.

Oh, Sparky.

- [buzzes]
- Ow.

- [buzzes]
- Ow.

- [buzzes]
- Ow.

[groans]

You're rats in a maze.
But where to turn?

Will you escape brain freeze
or will you burn?

A simple pattern holds the key.
It's in the numbers most like me.

So the code is zero-zero-zero?

Prime numbers, Penny,
because I am prime!

[scoffs] Prime numbers?
I totally got this.

Oh, did I forget to mention
this is a timed test?

Remember, brain freeze or burn.
[laughs]

Face it, the door's im-Penny-trable.

[laughs]

Sparky wants a kiss.

- Ow! Professor, don't...
- [bell ringing]

Actually, does Sparky
wanna kiss the keypad?

Eww! Sparky only kisses people.

- [buzzes]
- Ow.

Well, I always hoped my first kiss
would be electrifying.

- [buzzes]
- Ow!

[door hisses]

[barks]

[glass shatters]

Excellent work, Professor Doctor Mr. Dog.

MAD is definitely inside.
I can practically smell the evil.

[panting]

Not only is that dog a genius,
he's brave too.

[groans]

[Gadget] Whoa!

[grunts]

- [barking]
- Wowzers, this place is filthy.

And the perfect place for MAD to hide.

Go, go, Gadget Refuse Remover.

[groans]

- [barks]
- [growls]

- [grunts]
- Good dog, Brain.

It's about time you rewarded
Professor Doctor Mr. Dog.

That is one amazing canine.

- [alarm blaring]
- [gasps]

You're right, Professor Doctor Mr. Dog.
We have been going in circles.

Let's take a time out.
Go, go, Gadget Thinking Chair.

Wowzers!

[whimpers and groans]

All right, Talon.

Time to go head to, um...

really big head!

Oh, Penny, so quick to resort to v*olence.

This is a battle of wits,
which seem to be in short supply.

Mm... Mm-hmm.

Footcicle. Oh, yeah...

[slurping]

If you want to save your friend,
you'll need to get into this.

But it's protected by an intellect scanner

that will only open
for the smartest person in the room.

- Oh, me! Me!
- Professor, no!

[shrieks]

[groans]

[laughs]

[bracelet beeping]

[Dr. Claw] Talon,
where's my Brain Drainer?

I need to bring the world to its knees.

And figure out an eight-letter word

for "taking excessive relish
in one's victory"?

- I just...
- You mean "gloating"?

No, it's... Oh, wait, yes.

Carry on.

Still waiting, Penny.
Who's the smartest one here?

You know, I liked you more

when you were less smart
and better looking.

Ha! I'm as handsome as ever.

Uh, have you looked in the mirror?

[screams] My perfectly shaped head!

I'm hideous. Don't look at me.

[machine whirring]

[grunts]

Who's the smart one now? Boo... What?

I am, 'cause I had this all along.

Professor, get help.

I'm trying, but they put me on hold.

[humming]

Say bye-bye to your brain, blondie.

[beeping]

[gasps] Penny's trapped in a mirror.

[screams] Don't worry, I'll save you.

[laughing]

Yes! So much intellect. [laughs]

Nothing can stop me now.

Wowzers!

- [groans]
- [Brain whimpers]

[barks]

No! No!

[screams]

My beautiful brains!

- [sobbing]
- [grunts]

[beeps]

[sighs]

[beeps]

Nice work, Gadget.

You really put your head
to good use stopping MAD.

Thanks, Chief,
but I couldn't have done it without Brain.

Really?

Which is what I'm calling
this brilliant dog.

[panting]

Old Brain's new name is Silly Willy.

[beeps]

- [gasps]
- [beeps]

Is this supposed to do something?

[gasps, screams]

There's a face on my mustache!

[screams]

So, Penny, still wanna know
if you got into NUMBSA?

[chuckles] No, thanks.
I never want to come back here again.

Ever. Seriously.

[muttering]

[Dr. Claw] Finally.
Give me my brain power.

[laughs] Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

[Dr. Claw groans]

What's a four-letter word
for "Next time, Gadget"?

- [laughs]
- [MAD Cat groans]

Welcome back to Talk Evil To Me
on The Nasty Network.

Our next guest recently took home

the Nasty Award
for Evilest Genius of the Year.

Let's have a big, sinister welcome for...

Baron Von Steeltoe!

[Dr. Claw groaning]

[bagpipes playing]

[groans] I should be the one
sitting in that comfy lounge chair.

But, no!

I'm stuck here with you

and this ergonomic
posture-correcting chair.

- [shrieks]
- Guten tag, Corsetta.

I'd like to say the win was as surprising
as a frosty wind up my quilt.

[audience laughing]

But the competition was Dr. Claw.
[snickers]

How many times can one man lose
to Inspector Gadget?

[all laughing]

- Ha! Big talk from a...
- [sniffling]

Whoa, are you crying?

No, my eyes are leaking... revenge.

[grunting] It's time to put an end
to Gadget once and for all.

And rub Steeltoe's haggis-covered face
in my victory.

Finally. I'll prep the missiles
to vaporize HQ.

No!

We'll broadcast Gadget's demise
to the world on live TV

by luring him into my escape room
of destructive doom.

Yeah, sounds like a great trap,

'cause "escape" is right there
in the name.

That's the destructive doom part.

Each room leads to another room.
There is no escape.

You sure we shouldn't just level HQ?
It'll take, like, two seconds.

Of course not, you fool.
That won't make for satisfying TV.

[Penny] Freeze playback.

Just playing my greatest hits. Bam!

Whoo! I am a lean, mean,
MAD-stopping machine.

[groans]

[Gadget] Wowzers!

HQ's Hologram technology
just keeps getting better.

But Chief Quimby's avatar
could still use some work.

Go, go, Gadget Hologram Fixer.

Ow!

Sweet mercy, Gadget, please.

I'm as real as your next mission.

HQ has learned that MAD is planning
a massive art heist in Florence, Italy.

Who knows what heinous plans the sale
of the stolen masterworks could fund.

Your mission...
stop MAD's art swiping before it starts.

This message will self-destruct.

And I'm the da Vinci of MAD butt-kicking.

[Brain groans]

[gasps, sighs]

- [beeping]
- [gasps]

[groans]

Keep your eyes open, g*ng.
Don't even blink.

We need to keep an eye out for MAD
and protect this amazing art.

[groans]

[thud]

The only art MAD's gonna see
is my martial arts

when I take them down.

- [groans]
- Come on, that wordplay was masterful.

Masterful? More like disasterful.

We're going live and worldwide now.

Oh, these highfaluting cats
of Uptown Tabby

are so scandalous. [laughs]

Who will Princess Nicklefritz
marry next?

I hope it's The Earl of Puddleboots.

[Talon]
We interrupt your super lame show

to bring you
a way better MAD special.

Dr. Claw Defeats Inspector Gadget
Once and For All

in the Escape Room of Destructive Doom.
You're welcome.

[Steeltoe] Oh, what...? What...?

No!

Puddleboots!

Strange, this art gallery
isn't supposed to have a tomb room.

Wait! I bet it's a MAD...

- trap.
- [laughs]

I love immersive art experiences.

Look at those dancers.

What grace.

I'm supposed to be guarding you,
but a quick dance couldn't hurt.

[Penny] Uncle Gadget, that's not art.

Of course it is, Penny.
You have to open yourself up.

- [mummies moaning]
- [groans]

Brain, keep Uncle Gadget safe.

I'll use my mad skills to find a way out.

[grunts]

[gadget beeping]

- [grunts]
- [groaning]

Oh, hey, mind pointing me
toward the exit?

Huh? Hieroglyphics?

Talk to me, wall.

"To leave this place alive,
walk like an Egyptian."

Really? Okay.

Come on, MAD,
you're making this way too easy...

[screams]

[laughs]

[Gadget] This experience
is so immersive, I can't see a thing.

We can't let art this deep
fall into the hands

of those art-stealing MAD barbarians.

Go, go, Gadget Light of Knowledge
in the Darkness of Ignorance.

[laughs]

Oh, Dr. Claw fails again.

[grunts]

They may have survived the first room,
but Penny is about to get iced.

- [monitor beeps]
- [laughs]

- [bracelet beeping]
- [Dr. Claw] What are you doing?

The show's about Gadget,
not some nerd girl.

I think this storyline
is way more interesting.

[Dr. Claw] The viewers want
Gadget destroyed, now!

[sighs] Fine, right after this.

No trace
of residual teleportation energy, but...

You've been in worse MAD jams
than this, Penny.

You just gotta... Ow!

This isn't the Arctic.

It's just a big room
with super air conditioning.

Ha! I'm totally finding a way out.
[grunts]

And I'm doing it fast!

Using plants as an artistic medium?

- Clever.
- [growls] Clever.

[groans] Huh?

- [Brain yelping]
- [growls]

You're right, Brain.

Our job is to guard this art,
avant-guard it.

Go, go, Gadget Artsy-art Preserver!

Oh, Brain, art is so fleeting, isn't it?

Good thing we preserved it in here,
here and here.

[sniffing]

Smells like genius and charcoal.

Okay, this exhibit's secure.
Let's check the next one.

Onwards, Brain.

He survived the hedge maze room?

- But how?
- [shrieks]

Claw, I'm glued to the new telly show.

You know, I like my Uptown tabbies,

but I love
my Dr. Claw Failure Showcase more.

- [laughs]
- [grunts]

The finale's a k*ller, Steeltoe.

- [bracelet beeping]
- [Dr. Claw] Talon, you're out!

- What?
- I want a new director.

- MAD Cat, you're in!
- [purrs]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not...

[screams]

[gasps]

[grunts]

[growls]

- [Talon screams]
- [gasps]

Smile, Pen, you're on the Nasty Network.

[both scream]

I'd love to chill,

but it's time to make my escape. Ha!

[grunts] Ow!

The exit should be here.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Hey, guys, love the cute tuxedos.

Ha! Looks like you're gonna be
left out in the cold.

Ha!

Hey! [shrieks]

Wowzers!
This art is really postmodern.

No wonder MAD wants to steal it so badly.

Even the sculptures are cutting edge.

[yelps]

I know, Brain, art can be hard to face.

But face it we must,

especially such a striking example
of the Neo-Robotto period.

[growls] Oh, no.

[grunting]

That's it, Brain.
Really connect with the art.

[metal clanking]

[laughs] Oh, yeah.

[grunts]

This installation's so inspiring
it makes me want to create my own art.

Go, go, Gadget Amazing Art Piece.

[gasps]

Ooh, I'll call it
"Dog Amongst the Robo Parts."

Smooth moves, Pen.

Save it, Talon. You know I can take you

- and whatever this room has to...
- [footsteps approaching]

[both gasp]

- [Talon] Break for it!
- [roars]

Ha! You can't catch me, lizard... [grunts]

[roars]

[roars]

Lasers? In the jungle?

Hiya, Penny. I hope you've enjoyed the art
as much as we have.

Uncle Gadget, you survived.

Ha! Looks like there isn't enough
room here for both of us.

- [roars]
- [screams]

Penny, I have something to show you.

Go, go, Gadget Amazing Art Piece, again.

- [gasps]
- Chief!

I don't know how you did it, Gadget.

Not many people understand my art,
but I'd be happy to show you my process.

Go, go, Gadget Amazing Art Piece.

[Penny and Chief Quimby] No!

[screams]

Even if you escape the rooms, Talon,
there's no escaping my wrath.

- [purrs]
- Well done, Claw.

Your show's the best thing
I've seen in years.

I cannot wait to see
what happens next time. [laughs]

There won't be a next time, Steeltoe.

No next time!