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SPEAKER: Previously on Ninjago...

SPEAKER: Previously on Ninjago...

The Ninja are still at large
and public enemy number one.

They will be caught
and pay for their crime spree.

One crew down.

Help! Don't leave me alone with him.

Your wish is yours to keep.

(THEME SONG PLAYING)

(SPEAKER READING)

(FOOTSTEPS WALKING)

(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

Whoa! Ah!

Don't look scared. Look mean.
You gotta look hard in a place like this.

Meat, fresh meat, fresh meat.

Don't mind them, they all get a little
grouchy when they don't get their meat.

(YELPS)

(onuems)

ALL: Fresh meat!

(WHIMPERING)

ZANE: Kryptarium Prison,
we've been here before,

but as guests, never inmates.

(GROANS)

You can try, but those shackles
are made of vengestone.

Pretty good for shutting down your powers

and making sure
you don't ghost outta here.

Oh, yeah? But how good are they
against my super strength!

(GRUNTS)

Just wait, almost got them.

- They aren't gonna break.
-(PANTS)

Hey, aren't those the Ninja? They're
responsible for putting me in this place!

And we're shuffling, we're shuffling.

WARDEN NOBLE: Since you're celebrities,
I took the liberty

of taking you out
of the general population.

(CHUCKLES) Who doesn't love
special treatment?

And placing you in the super mean
and dangerous population.

Real special, all right.

It's no problem, Warden. We'll do our time
until all of this is straightened out.

Like I said before, we were framed.

That's what they all say.
Now get in your cell, inmates!

Gosh, darn it, I forgot my keys again.

Look, stay here while I go find them.

At least they're locked up.
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)

Nifty gadget, you make that?

They call me the Mechanic.
And I got a bone to pick with you.

(ALL CHEERING)

That's one more bone
than you've got in your entire arm.

Let me guess,
you don't have much of a spine, either.

I used to repair noodle trucks for Master
Chen and his underground organization.

When you put him outta business,
you put me outta business!

Then by my observations,
that was your own error.

Working for a crime boss
isn't a very reliable career choice.

By my observation, actions
have consequences and you have to pay.

This Nindroid here, it's got spare parts.

- I could use a few in a place like this.
-(ALL LAUGHING)

And I could use a spare arm.
These chains won't stop us.

Got my keys! Oh, come on knuckleheads,
shake hands and be friends.

Just wait until I get my hands
on your Nindroid.

JAILOR: Come on, boys, back to your cells.

Let's hope Dareth
gets us out of here soon.

I don't know how much longer
we can last in a place like this.

Cap'n, I knew it was only time
you'd come for me.

Flintlocke. As my most loyal first mate,

let me be the first to welcome you.

I know you've been marooned
for far too long.

Is your gunpowder still dry?

You missed.

Did I?

(LAUGHS) You still got m.

Well, what are you waiting for?
Say hello to the rest of the crew.

Well if ain't be Doubloon.
What's the matter, ain't happy to see me?

Dogshank. Could'a used muscle
like yours where I've been.

-(CHATTERING)
- Go fix a turbine, Monkey Wretch.

A flower. Forgive me, Lady Dogshank.

Never liked flowers. And I ain't no lady.

(LAUGHING)

And last and definitely least, Clancee.

It's, uh, good to see us
all together, (STAMMERS) Flintlocke.

(STAMMERING) I told everyone
I met about you and how...

Clean my g*ns, will you, Clancee?

(LAUGHS) l...

So you got the band back together.
My regrets Delara is not here to see this.

She will be missed, my friend.
Meanwhile, we should celebrate.

You've got the Realm Crystal,
we could go anywhere.

Where to, Cap'n? The Straits of Tropikana?

The Isles of Sunseto?

Perhaps we'll drink from coconuts
in the Cove of Crystal Waters?

-(GIBBERING)
- All of those sound nice,

but I have the perfect place in mind.

Oh. Well, now you've piqued my interest.

(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

COLE". What are you doing
to get us outta here?

This is no place for a Nindroid.

I don't look good in stripes!

They're all so mean!
Help us, you have to help us!

Shh. While we're stuck in here,
the Djinn is out there.

I know, I'm doing everything I can.

Borg wanted me to let you know

that the Djinn broke
into Hiroshi's Labyrinth Stronghold

and took the Realm Crystal. The good news
is, everything else is accounted for.

The bad news is, the Djinn
may now have his old crew back.

You have to get us outta here, Dareth.
You are our manager.

What are you doing to manage this?

Did you get the cake? I baked some tools
in it for you to cut through the bars.

Cake? We didn't get any cake!

Uh, how was I supposed to know
there was something in it?

I just thought it was crunchy.

You ate our only way out?

Well, sounds like you're on your own.
Be strong, little Ninja.

What do you mean, "On our own"?

- You're not leaving us in here!
- Wait, Dareth!

If anything happens to them in here,
you'll have to answer to the Brown Ninja.

If there's a Brown Ninja out there,
maybe he belongs in here too.

Uh,

I'll give him the message. Gotta go.

A little extra, since you're my favorite.

(LAUGHS)

You said you wanted special treatment.

So the bad guys are out there,

while the good guys are in here.
It's not fair.

What was it your favorite
movie character would say?

"Fair isn't a word where I come from."

The word was "Fear",

and if intergalactic space hero Fritz
Donnegan was here, we'd already be out.

Is this a muffin or a fossilized rock?

Earth Ninja. No one likes you.

What's Earth anyway?

He's a Jay fan.

(LAUGHS)

Hi guys, care for some Ninja company?

Guess they can't all be fans.

We may be out of the action, but that
doesn't mean we can't take action.

So what do we know about this Djinn?

SOTO: Did someone say Djinn?

You best not be speaking
about Nadakhan the Djinn.

His name is Nadakhan the Djinn?

Hey, it's Captain Soto, the first captain
of the Destiny's Bounty!

And it's Jay, the whiny sniveling blue
pajama man who says everything obvious.

-(GIGGLES)
- Why can't anyone here be nice?

But who be you?

I don't know you. Are you a pajama woman?

Yes, you could say that.

No, you look really familiar
for some reason.

Let's cut the small talk. You know him?

Know him? I was the one who caught him!

So you were the one who trapped him
in the teapot? But how?

Catching a Djinn is harder than
steering a galleon upstream in a storm

with a leaky hull!
But let me try to articulate me words

so that ye can visualize it.

Long ago me crew were aboard the Destiny's
Bounty, the finest ship ever built.

Save one other.

Misfortune's Keep.

Nadakhan the Djinn was the most
feared pirate of the high seas.

Since he was from another realm,
his powers were unmatched.

-(CREW YELLING)
- He and his crew were always a step ahead.

Load the cannon!

(YELLING)

(LAUGHING)

SOTO: The trick to catching a Djinn
ain't be getting him into the vessel,

it's making sure he don't poof away
when you try to do it.

-(CHUCKLES) Easy, just wish him into it.
- Easy?

Everyone knows
ye can't wish for more wishes,

ye can't wish for love,
and ye can't wish to harm others!

Wishing a Djinn into a teapot would
most certainly fall into that category.

What do you mean you can't wish for love?

What? I'm asking for a friend.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Don't let us stop you. You were just
about to tell us how to catch a Djinn.

Certainly. To stop a Djinn,

you must--

Well, well, well.
Looks like you saved us some seats.

Now let's talk about those spare parts.

Not now, sprocket arm. We're dealing
with first tier bad guys here.

You're fifth tier,
maybe fourth tier, tops.

- Fourth tier?
-(ALL SNARLING)

Look at that, pajama people,

they have all the weapons!

And you are chained! (LAUGHING)

Yeah. Sounds like
it's almost a fair fight.

(YELLING INDISTINCTLY)

Wait, don't break them up yet.

- I love me a good fight scene. Popcorn?
- Oh, in that case...

Where's Zane? I don't see Zane!

-(GRUNTING)
-(LAUGHING)

I told them I'd get my hands on you.

(GASPING)

(GRUNTING)

Where's Zane? And where's the Mechanic?

THE MECHANIC: Oh, look at
all those spare parts.

P. l.X.A. L. : Brace yourself,
Zane. I'm re-routing

all existing power to your chest
in three, two, one.

-(SPARKS CRACKLING)
-(GROANING)

Thank you, P.l.X.A.L.

P.l.X.A.L.: Nobody touches my Nindroid.

Finish what you were going to say.

You said you knew how to catch Nadakhan.

The only way to slow a Djinn
long enough to catch one

is with the venom of a Tiger Widow.

One drop is strong enough to k*ll a man,

or tire a Djinn,
so he don't be poofing around.

Tiger Widow? I've never even heard of
one of those. Where do I find one?

You don't.
They be the rarest of creatures,

indigenous to only one island
that's found on no map but me own.

Then where's your map?

All right, lunch crew, serve 'em up!

Uh, no more popcorn.
I guess we should do ourjobs.

Fun is over! No dessert for you.

Take 'em back to their cells.

Not the Ninja. They go to the hole
for starting this mess.

Wait, tell us where the map is! Soto!

Break me out of this place
and I'll tell ye.

Ye want the map, I want me freedom.

Speaking of which,
can anyone tell me where me leg is?

I guess we could try to find
this Tiger Widow on our own

in eight to 10 years.

Or we could bust outta here tonight,
and take Soto with us.

(snuenus)
I'd trade all t' gold that we have reaped

ALL: I'd trade all t' gold
that we have reaped

('d trade all t' gold that we have reaped

For one more cold night
on Misfortune's Keep

So, Cap'n, what's next? Some looting?
Some pillaging? Or all of the above?

(ALL LAUGHING)

Sadly, the world has left us behind.

Pirates are nothing but a distant memory.

What are ye saying, Cap'n?

As the rightful captain,
I couldn't well leave my crew marooned.

But now that you are all safe, tonight
I'll return to my home realm, Djinjago.

But you said you'd never be welcomed
back there. What about your father?

Better to live in a world
where you are hated,

than in a world where you are forgotten.

Then I go where my captain goes.
To Djinjago!

(ALL LAUGHING)

We're all behind you, Cap'n.

(STAMMERING) Tell us
what it's like. This Djinjago?

It is the most beautiful place
you've ever seen.

But why tell you when I can show you?

(RUMBLING)

What? What is happening?

(STAMMERING) This
isn't beautiful, Cap'n.

So, my son returns in our final hours.

What plague has begotten our realm?

Our sister realm has been destroyed.

The Cursed Realm is no more?

As you know,
the Sixteen Realms are interconnected

and the balance affects us all.

When one falls, another falls apart.

Every action has a consequence.

The Ninja.

Father, I now have the power
to travel realms.

I can save our people. I can save you.

This is our home, son.

You might have once turned
your back upon it but I never will.

Cap'n, we need to leave now.

Take the Sword of Souls.

But that sword is meant for...
Meant for the King.

Take it. It holds the life force
of our forefathers

and all its enemies
that have fallen from its blade.

The Ninja will pay
for what they have done.

(GRUNTS)

I feel. I feel their life force.

Now go, son. Go!

- We're running out of time.
- What was it you once said?

A captain always goes down with his ship?

The balance is in your hands. Avenge us.

Actions have consequence.

Ninjago will pay for what
the Ninja have done.

This world may have forgotten about us,

but when we're through with them,
they will know what it feels like

to have everything they love
stolen from them.

But Cap'n, we're only one ship.

Don't worry, your captain has a plan.

Ninjago will see something
they have never seen before.

But in order for that to happen,

I need more souls

and who better than the Ninja!

JAY: (SIGHS) This has to literally
be our lowest point.

We're in a hole! Rock bottom.

On the bright side,
if we were never arrested,

we never would've talked to Captain Soto.

- If only we could use our powers again.
- First things first.

A fork?
What are we gonna do, eat our way out?

(GRUNTING) I was thinking...
Something else.

Great, we got our powers back!
Now, how do we get outta this hole?

Cole will escape through the bars.

Then he'll figure out a way
to free the rest of us.

(GRUNTS)

Once we escape the hole, we find Soto.

Jay, make sure we're not seen!

(SNORING)

Uh-huh? Huh?

Come with me, quietly.

-(LEG HONKING WITH EACH STEP)
- Are you kidding me?

(SIRENS WAILING)

LLOYD: Once we have Soto,
Zane will make sure we're not followed.

(ALL YELLING)

Since they'll have
the main doors well-guarded,

we'll need to make our exit
through the sewer pipes.

Sewer pipes? Ugh, gross.

If we're spotted, Nya,
help us make a quick getaway.

(SOTO GUFFAWING)

Ahoy, “w*r she News'.!

We made it!

(ALL CHEERING AND LAUGHING)

Thank you, pajama people.

All right, Soto.
We held up our part of the bargain.

Now you hold up yours. Where's the map?

The map's hidden within a lantern.

Light its candle
and it'll show you the way.

Then where's the lantern?
Gosh, all you pirates are so long-winded.

Ah, it'd be our nature.
We can't refuse a good treasure hunt.

- Where's the lantern, Soto?
- That's the tricky part.

It's aboard his ship, Misfortune's Keep.

Nadakhan's ship? I thought we said
we were trying to avoid that guy.

I never said it was going to be easy.

Good luck, and may the winds
always be in your sails.

Wait, I suddenly remember
why you look so familiar.

(GUFFAWING)

Oh my, that be a charm!

- By word, you're a spittin' image of her.
- Of who?

(GIBBERING)

Here's the supplies you requested.
More coconuts for the crew.

Ooh, and you wouldn't believe
(STAMMERING) what's on the front page.

Delara. My love.

Monkey Wretch says
the restorations are going to plan.

Good. But will she fly?

FUNTLOCKE". Oh, she'll fly soon, Cap'n.

She'll fly soon.