06x07 - Wishmasters

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Previously on Ninjago...

Previously on Ninjago...

Nya will be mine.

When a Djinn Prince becomes King,
he is bestowed infinite wishes.

- We came to rescue you.
-lt's Ronin!

We got a message from Jay.

What say we get him back?

I wish I could tell you the mission
is gonna be simple.

It's not.

Uh, yeah, it is.

In case no one told you,

we got what we need to stop
Nadakhan on the island.

After we go up there to save Jay,
we take care of business. Simple.

And when you fly
your fancy elemental dragons up there,

just how long do you think
the three of you are gonna last

against an entire crew of sky pirates?

Then we get all the help we need
and hit them with brute force.

The Commissioner said we'd have
his department at our disposal.

You have my department at your disposal.

Just say the word.

Then the word is "Goodbye."

As in say goodbye to Jay
when they see us all coming.

No, this mission is not simple.

But it's not impossible.

Not without the help of a little magic.

Movie magic.

Kevin, Dan, the floor is yours.

Who are they?

- Retrieval experts?
- Better.

Screenwriters.

So we got the message
in the bottle from Jay that reads,

"Don't worry about me,
worry about stopping Nadakhan."

That's nice and straight forward,
but very unhelpful.

What's more interesting is the message
behind the message.

Uh, you've lost me.

Well, he wrote the message
on the blueprints

of one of their vehicles, a Raid Zeppelin.

So we suggest we use a little movie magic

to recreate one of their ships
so you can blend into their fleet.

Then, after our costumer
disguises you as sky pirates

and an acting coach teaches you
their "dialect" to pass undetected.

Ar, ye matey!

We be becoming pai-rates.

Okay, uh, thinking on the fly...

The green one can't do dialects.

- The mute sky pirate!
- Yeah, that's it!

Next, after we get you close enough--

Cole, the ghost Ninja,
sneaks aboard the Misfortune's Keep,

to poison Nadakhan with the
Tiger Widow venom and trap him.

Wait a minute, I thought the venom
could only slow him down.

How do we trap him?

Uh, okay. Just spit-balling here,
maybe it's an incantation.

- Something ancient.
- With a lot of hard consonants.

- Yeah! Like Eknoch Klocktow Nomu!
- Great idea.

Then when Nadakhan
gets trapped in the Djinn Blade,

-their friends are finally freed!
- Great idea!

Terrific, this is the plan?

You're sending them up there without any
real idea of what they may find

or what they're up against,
and your only answer is movie magic?

So maybe we haven't
figured everything out.

We're all under deadlines, you know.

I know it's a stretch, but this is by far
the best bad idea we have.

For every hour we waste,
another piece of Ninjago goes missing.

If we wait any longer,

I don't know how much more of a home
we'll have left to save.

This is the plan, people.

Unless any of you have any better ideas,
I suggest we get working.

All right. Let's make some magic, people!

No, to the right!

No, the other right!

Okay, people, let's do this one more time.

Ahoy!

Aye!

Landlubber!

Ahoy!

Aye!

Landlubber!

What be a pirate's favorite letter?

Just don't.

Mute pirates don't speak.

And here we have Yang's Haunted Temple...

Uh, scratch that. I meant, used to have.

Look!

On the bright side, at least the rest
of the real estate should go up.

Should I junk the temple for scrap?

No. Keep it.

I rather like the look of it.
I could always use a temple.

But clean it up. It's filthy.

This is my temple. I hold power over it.

Ah, and take care of those pesky ghosts
while you're at it. They are so last year.

Quick, hurry. This way.

Sorry to bother you, Captain.

But we seem to have
recruited some landlubbers.

They want to help in your endeavors.

So you want to be pirates do you?

- What's your name?
- Colin, Cap.

- And might I add--
- What sort of pirate name is that?

From here on out, you'll be Landon.

And what say your name be?

It's Landon, Captain.

Ah, fine! Whatever.

You're Sqiffy and you're-- I don't know.

Bucko! Get these two clowns out of here.
I'm trying to build a world.

Aye aye, and don't worry, Captain.

With more help, we'll have Djinjago
up and running soon enough.

Yes, it will be.

And when the last Ninja is mine
and I marry the girl,

I'll have all the wishes I want,
and nothing will be able to stop me.

Huh?
Were you talking to me, Captain?

No, Clancee, I was talking to myself.

Now get back to work!

All right. We're getting close.

You have the venom, Cole.
I mean, Black Blood.

Sure do, but aren't you supposed to
keep quiet, Mutt the Mute?

Don't waste an ounce of that stuff,
we may only have one sh*t here.

I don'! like this,
I don't like this at all.

What's wrong?
I've never seen you so afraid.

I just hope Jay's all right.

It's been so long,
we don't even know if he's--

Don't say it. He'll be okay.

We've already lost too many.
We're not gonna lose him.

All right. It's showtime.

I'll bring her in close.

Go!

Wens)

Cole? ls that you?

Jay! You're okay!

What happened to your eye?

Why are you dressed like a pirate?

Don't worry about that.
Our friends are nearby.

We're gonna get you out of here.

Boy, am I glad to see you.

Cole, I'm sorry about keeping stuff
from you. I should've told you that--

And I should've been a better friend.

Don't worry about it. Save your strength.

We can laugh about this
when it's all behind us.

Behind you!

Quick, hide in there.

I forgot to pour the venom...

We're out of Fiddlehead Cider.

Make sure someone plunders
a new case for me.

Aye aye, Captain.

You may need a cloak. It may be cold and
really windy outside this fine evening.

Good idea.

Our prisoner's escaped!

Search the ship!

Aye aye, Captain.
We won't let him get away!

We better get out of here, and fast.

What's taking them so long?

Don't ask me. I'm not supposed to talk.

That's where
the other Zeppelin is?

Ah, hiding away so the new blood
can steal a break, huh?

Don't worry, I won't tell.

What be your names?

- Uh.
- The name's...

The name's Scalawag,
and this here is Mutt the Mute.

Well, listen here Mutt and Scalawag,

'cause I'm only gonna tell you once
how things go around here.

At the top of the ladder,
you got Nadakhan.

After him, it's Flintlocke.

Then Doubloon. No, no, wait,
it's Dogshank.

Then Doubloon, Monkey Wretch, me.

And way down at the bottom
of the ladder, is you twos.

So if you ever want
to rise up that ladder,

you're gonna first step on me.

Oh, no, wait a minute,
that does not sound right.

Only everyone higher ranked
steps all over me, so why would they?

Maybe I got it all upside down.
Either way,

careful using the word "wish"
around the Captain.

It's tempting, but wishes aren't free.

I never used mine. But why would I?

A pirate's life is great!

Mustache.

He'!-.

You talked!

I thought you were mute.

Oy! It be a miracle!

They say you were born with no tongue,
but look at that! There it is.

FUNTLOCKE". All hands, keep an eye
out for anything suspicious.

The prisoner has escaped.

Hey...

What are you waiting for?

You heard your orders.
Be on the lookout!

And we'll be needing a new name for you,
Mutt the Mute.

How about Mutt the Miracle?

Sounds great!

Love the idea!

That was close.
We have to be ready when they get here.

Tell me about it.

- The venom!
- You left it?

- But we can't go back.
- And we can't go on without it.

It's too important.

I'll tell you where Lloyd and Nya are.

You can fly to them...

I can't spark up my dragon.

I've been scrubbing the ship
every waking moment.

There they are. Follow me!

Uh-Oh.

I think we may have jumped
on the wrong ship.

It's vengestone, remember?

You can't ghost through it, and your
super-duper strength won't work anymore.

Cole, you said you left
the venom in his quarters?

Yeah. Well, hopefully Nya can get to it.

How? She doesn't even know it's there.

Argh! I don't like her being alone with
that silky-voiced seducer.

If he lays one hand on her, I--

Don't worry. We won't let that happen.

We better not, 'cause
if he takes her hand in marriage,

he'll reach his true potential, and we'll
all be hooped when he has infinite wishes.

Infinite wishes?
He'll be unstoppable!

But then his crew will be expendable.

- Maybe we can convince them to--
- Already tried.

They wouldn't believe me.

Thanks for trying to save me, but maybe
it would've been better if you never came.

Hey, we may not have our elemental powers,
but we're not without hope.

Between the three of us and Nya,
we have 10 wishes that--

Wishes? You wanna think that through?

- Making wishes is why we're up here.
- Yeah.

And when he turns them around on you,
you'll beg for him to wish it away.

- And that only makes him more powerful.
- No wishes, Lloyd.

Things may be bad,

-but they can still get worse.
- Okay, okay. No wishes.

Only as a last resort.

ljust hope Nya's
faring better than we are.

Please, indulge yourself.

I lost my appetite.

Never had much of a sweet tooth.

Well, being stuck
aboard a ship with filthy pirates,

you learn to crave
the finer things in life.

In time, you will see.

In time,

you will be sorry.

I understand you don't like me,

and Jay has made it crystal clear
you think for yourself.

Well, I like that.

Let me offer you this,

marry me and I save your friends.

How am I expected to trust you when
all you do is twist words around?

I know, free them,
then I'll think about it.

I thought you might say that.

Take them out of the hole.
Prepare the plank.

You wouldn't dare.

I make the orders around here.

The sooner you learn that,
the smoother it will go.

You hurt them
and you can forget about any deal.

Then agree to marry me
right now and it'll all be over.

Nya, don't do it.
It'll make him all powerful--

The black one goes first.

I will ask you again, Nya.
Give me your hand, and they live.

I remind you, below us
is nothing but ocean.

And just what does water do?

Nya, you can't.

I don't get it.
We should be pushing her over.

You say that all that matters
is Djinjago, not her.

Quiet you hairy lipped fool.

Or should there be one more
walking that plank?

- Push him over.
- Wait.

Don't I get any last words?

Humor me.

- I wish--
- Cole.

Don't do it.

You wish?

I wish vengestone didn't stop our powers
but made them stronger!

I can't believe it worked.

If he's within earshot,
he has to grant the wish!

Get them!

I wish someone told me
we were gonna use wishes.

Your wish is yours to keep.

Careful not to waste wishes.
That's two down, with eight left.

Remember the rules, you can't wish
for love, death or more wishes!

Cole's wish has made
our powers too strong.

I can't control it.
I knew this was a bad idea.

But nobody listens!

We have to break off the ball and chains!

I ain't afraid to
sh**t you where you stand.

I wish you were a lousy sh*t!

I never miss.

Huh?

I said, "I never miss"!

Stop f*ring!

Or else you're going
to put a hole in all of us.

And would everyone stop wishing!

Nothing good is going to come of this!

That's not fair. He's fighting us
with our friend's power.

I got it.
I wish he didn't have that sword!

You're blade, Captain.

Well, you got what
you wished for, boulder brain!

Words matter! We can't just be f*ring off
wishes from the hip like this!

That's six left.

- We have to be wiser what we wish for.
- No, not wiser.

Quieter. No more wishes!

How about this, I wish I was wise like Wu!

Ah! Clever boy.

Yeah. Maybe we're overthinking this.

Why hasn't anyone just said,
"I wish us all out of here"?

You fool!

We really need to start listening to me!

- Make it stop!
- I can't!

He's wished us all out of here.

The venom.

I really wish you hadn't said that, Cole!

I heard that. It's yours to keep!

And there's another one wasted.
You really aren't very good at this.

Hold on!

I'm not just getting wiser.

I'm getting older.

He wants you to wish it away.

You can't!

Unless someone wishes something quick,
we're all gonna fall.

And don't look at me.
I don't have any left.

Then I wish those clouds would stop us!

Would you look at that.

Lloyd, what's happening to you?

Don't worry about me.

Jay and I have one wish left,

and I'm not going to use it
to save myself.

But you'll continue to get decrepit.

And you already sound like an old person!
Let me use my last wish to save you.

Jay, the wise thing to do is to save it.

I see beyond the now. You'll need it.

- For when?
- For when it's said from the heart.

Said from the heart? Hearts don't talk!

You think you can
use your wishes to stop me?

I wish for a sword!

No, Nadakhan.

I know our wishes will stop you.

Just not today.

Nya! Jay!

Don't worry, together,
those two will save us all.

- Nya!
- We have to create our dragons!

I don't have enough energy!
I'm not strong enough!

Then we'll be strong together!

Hold on to me!

Ha! It's two dragons in one!

I guess water and electricity do mix.

Why would you do that?

- You wasted a wish!
- No,

I saved the last one, Jay's wish.

We've made our three wishes, Nadakhan.

You can't control us.

You're right.
I can't make you wish it all away.

But I can make him.

You never made your wishes, Clancee.

Wish these two away for me.

Do n.

- I don't know, Captain--
- Do it!

Or I will cast you away!

I Wish...

Do it now.

I wish them away.

- What's happening?
- What is supposed to happen.

You're not coming with me
unless you get the girl back.

Now go!
And make sure no harm comes to her,

or it will come back to you tenfold!

Watch out, Nya!

Aye aye, Captain.

A pirate's promise,
no harm will come to her.

"A pirate's promise"!

Huh?

Fire!

Ah! Ninja!

They came to rescue me,
and now they're all gone.

Everyone's gone!

Well, I'm not, and you heard Lloyd.

He saw beyond today.
It had to be like this.

But now he's going to come after you!

When will it be enough? When will it end?

I can't stand losing anymore.

I can't stand losing either,

but Lloyd saved us for a reason.

Let's just hope by the time
we see Nadakhan again,

we figure out what that reason is.