06x08 - The Last Resort

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Previously on Ninjago...

Previously on Ninjago...

Prepare the plank.

Give me your hand, and they live.

Get them!

- I wish--
- I wish--

- I wish--
- No more wishes!

Together,
those two will save us all.

Where are they? I don't see them.

Don't freak out on me now, partner.
We have to protect the girl.

Run!

They're here. Get those two out of here.

All right.
Hold them back as long as you can.

We can't defend you any longer.

Did you find a safe house?

- Yeah, it's--
- No, no, no, don't tell me.

No one can know but you.

Listen, Jay. If Nadakhan finds and marries
Nya, he'll have infinite wishes.

- Protect her.
- I promise to, with my life.

I appreciate the macho sentiment

but may I remind you
that I can look after my...

There isn't any time. Go, Ninja, go.

And what do you think you're doing?

Ah, you're too late, Nadakhan.

That was a big map.

Hey, look. They got away, Cap'n.

- You'll never find them.
- Oh, I have my ways.

Take him prisoner. Take them all!
And find me that girl!

Please, let me take a turn.

If this is our way of traveling
with a low profile,

the least I could do is help row.

No, no. I won't hear of it.

You saved me last time.

This time, let me take care of you.

Besides, a gentleman
would never let a lady row.

Oh, look! We're almost there.

The lighthouse where Zane's father
was held prisoner.

Haven't been here for a while.

Yeah, let them search all of Ninjago.

They'll never find us way out here.

You said I couldn't row. I'm not rowing.

Uh...

Actually, it's a nice little resort.

Vacant for years, yet not a sign of dust.

on!

I forgot Zane's father liked his toys.

Let's see what kind of supplies he has.

Enough food for a week. Change of clothes.

The vial of poison Nadakhan
doesn't know we have.

And, finally, one teapot
of Traveler's Tea.

But onlyjust in case all else fails.

- You wanna go over the plan again?
- Okay.

If Nadakhan shows up,
we sh**t him with the poison.

Then, when he can't use his magic,

I say my last wish
and save Ninjago.

A wish Lloyd told me
is said from my heart.

A heart that has no clue what it could be,

but if said incorrectly could likely
make everything 10 times worse.

You'll think of it. You always do.

Let's get settled in.
We could use the peace and quiet to think.

All we can do now is hope the police can
find Nadakhan, before Nadakhan finds us.

You can thr*aten us all you want,
Nadakhan, but it'll do you no good.

We don't know where they are.

And I must warn you,
I'm a blue ribbon swimmer.

Won three straight
championships in my heyday.

Mmm. But are they good swimmers?

- Choose who goes first.
- I can't.

- They're both like sons to me.
- Well, then, I'll take both of them.

All right, all right, all right.
To heck with Tommy.

I never liked him anyway.

Me? Simon was the one who nearly spilled
the intel on the Tiger Widow venom.

Forget I said that.

That's why I don't like you, Tommy.

Tiger Widow venom?

You mean that poison
that can hurt the Captain?

- But you said you dumped it out.
- So the Ninjas still have it?

I'm not gonna say another word
except for... Geronimo!

- Geronimo!
- Geronimo!

Look on the bright side.
They still don't know where to look.

Bright side? They've stranded us
in the middle of a forsaken ocean.

Don't worry, boys. Blue ribbon swimmer.

Except that we have company.

- But your eye is twitching.
- I know. I know. I'm not blind.

So, they do have the poison.

What possibly for? Are they trying
to set up a trap?

All the more reason
to stick with the plan.

This nonsense with the girl. It was
never supposed to be about her.

When we started this journey,
it was about making a home for us.

Well, you're strong enough now
and you've done that.

You gave us Djinjago.

We control the skies.

We've won, Nadakhan.

- But when will it be enough?
- Enough?

It will never be enough!

You ungrateful ingrates.

Before you met me, you were all nothing.

I granted your wishes. I took you in.

I made you the most feared pirates
that have ever roamed the seas.

So, I promise you this,

those who help me complete
the Djinn marriage ceremony

will receive everything
they have ever dreamed of.

But how can we trust you?

With the power of infinite wishes,
it's just as easy to get rid of us.

What are you accusing me of?

I guess what I'm getting around to is...
Consider this a mutiny.

Oh.

I see you've forgotten
you can't sh**t straight.

Now stop right there. I'm not joking.

Go ahead. Let's see what kind of aim
you have at point blank.

Now, does anyone else have
the stupidity to stand up to me?

I thought so.

Give him the mop, Clancee.
You're no longer the bottom rung.

Okay. Here's a crazy one.

What if you wish
to resurrect the Devourer?

Then we sic it on Nadakhan.

Can't do that either.

Can't wish to do harm,
can't wish for more wishes,

and you can't wish for love.

Which is how I got us into this mess.

All due to just one little glimpse
into the future showing us together.

Our friends gone,
our world torn apart.

Look at us. This is all my fault.

- Jay...
- I guess we really do end up together.

- Just, heh, not how I'd envisioned it.
- Stop.

I know, I know. You don't want to hear it.

No, I mean stop talking.

Did you hear that?
I don't think we're alone.

We're not the only ones here!

Ah! You mean I've been exposing
my innermost feelings

in front of a complete stranger?

Ah, I feel so violated.

They won't be a stranger
after we get to know them. Hurry.

The door's barricaded.
No one could've escaped.

We've been locked up so long,
I think you're starting to see things.

Like how I'm seeing there's a hidden
basement in the lighthouse?

Looks like a bunch of stuff
from Zane's father's old lab.

You're right. We're not alone.

I thought you were supposed to protect me.

I thought you were over that.

Whoever you are, come out.

I am Zane. Built to protect those
who cannot protect themselves.

Zane?

Oh. When Zane's father was trapped here,

he must've built a replacement Zane.

Great. Another knight in rusted armor.

Rusted, maybe,
but can he still protect?

Built to protect what? Itself?

Who knows? But if the two of us
can't figure out my wish,

maybe a new perspective might help.

Did you see her?

You moron. Where is she?

- Clancee, my dear boy.
- Uh, yes, Captain?

It just occurred to me
that you still have two wishes left.

But, uh, Clancee doesn't need wishes.
Clancee's just happy how he is.

Tell me where she is.

Wish it, or you'll wish you had.

But... Okay, then.

Oh, I wish... I wish...

I wish I could see where she is right now.

Oh, whoa! Yeah.

Who is that?

Break the mirror!
Before they know where we are!

Well, I've sailed enough seas to know

that was the Red Kelp
of the West Apasso Current.

Drop sails and cocker the cannons, crew.

I know where they are.

Don't even think about it.

The Traveler's Tea
should only be used as a last resort.

But we know they're coming.
I can't protect you all by myself.

Don't forget, we have Echo Zane.

That is correct. You are safe with me.

How did you...

You said you saw us
old together in the future, right?

Then doesn't that mean you do protect me?

That we do get through this? You know
as well as I do, we can't keep running.

No matter where we go,
Nadakhan won't stop coming.

But that doesn't mean we can't stop
him here, together.

You're right. We have the poison

and I may not know what to wish for now,
but the future is inevitable.

That's the spirit!

Now, if we're gonna have company,

what say you help me spruce this place up?

ls that checkmate?

Keep this close.

I transferred the poison into the dart.

You may only have one sh*t at him,

-so use it wisely.
- Thanks.

And I want you to have this.

If anything happens to me,

use the Traveler's Tea
to get yourself out of here.

He's convinced he's going to marry you.
If that happens, nothing can stop him.

Uh... Um...

You're upset. What did I say?

It's nothing you said. It's just...

Both of you seem so convinced
you see a future with me.

What voice do I have in all this?

All my life, my identity
has been defined by someone else.

First I was Kai's sister,
then I was your horrible girlfriend.

Even when I tried to be Samurai X

Sensei told me no, I had to be
the Water Ninja.

Nya, I never knew you felt this way.

All I want is to be able to choose
my own destiny.

Well, then, what do you want to be?

I don't know, but just having the power
to choose for myself is enough.

I believe you when you say
we'll end up together.

But it's my future, too.

I just wish I had a say in it.

And I wish we didn't have a love-struck
Djinn chasing us to the ends of Ninjago.

That's it! What if I wished
he wasn't a Djinn?

- What if he was like us?
- Then it wouldn't matter if he married me.

He'd never get his wishes.

Better yet, he won't be able to use
his magic to get away,

so we could trap him here, forever.

Hmm, I sense they are here.

Remember, Jay. When you wish it,
he has to hear it.

Get the girl!

You heard the Captain. Take the girl!

All right, everyone take your positions.

Oh, no!

Hold on. You don't open the door, I do.

I'm higher in command.

Let 'em have it.

There's too many. They're almost here!

Then let's show them what we've got!

Lights, camera, action.

- You okay?
- Ready for round two.

Run!

Get those scurvy landlubbers.

Fire in the hole.

Come on! Follow on, Jay!

Ow!

I don't see Nadakhan.
The plan won't work if he isn't here.

- Look out!
- That's not Nadakhan.

Think you can take on the both of us?

Not very smart,
'cause we make a good team.

- Nya!
- Help me, Jay.

- Let me go!
- Sorry, Captain's orders.

But it's nice to see you again.
I've missed our playdates.

It's nice seeing you, too.

But if my memory serves correct,
I believe last time

I said I wasn't going to play nice.

You pulled my hair?

What kind of warrior pulls hair?

The kind that are woefully undersized.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whatever you do, do not touch that lever.

Thanks!

- You need help?
- I think I got this under control.

Nya, the Tea!

Anybody home?
'YOu! .

'B00!

You chicken!

Nya, give me the potion.
We have to get out of here.

Oh, they have the Traveler's Tea.
Get it before they can escape.

No!

Don't let that monkey get away with it!

Stupid toy.

He's here!
Make your wish that he's not a Djinn!

Nadakhan, I wish you weren't...
Where'd he go?

I wish you weren't a...

Ha, you think I don't know
what you're up to?

He's too fast.
I can't get the words out.

You have to sh**t him.
Use the poison dart.

Ah!

Don't worry, I got you.

But now you can't sh**t him.
And he's still coming!

I am built to protect those
who cannot protect themselves.

You stepped on my friend.
Now, I will step on you.

Oh, really?

Give it a try, metal man.

Oh! Uh...

Whoa!

Pure scrap.

- Oh, no! sh**t him, Jay.
- Come to me, my dear.

If I try and sh**t him,
you'll fall right into his arms.

- Hold on!
- Hold on?

Whoa!

Find her!

We have to find the tea pot.

The Traveler's Tea! Good thinking!

wens)

Guess we can finally say
this truly is a last resort.

That's it? That's all that's left?

- That isn't big enough for both of us.
- But it is big enough for you.

Nya, take the poison. I promised you
I was going to protect you,

and I'm a man of my word.

- Oh, Jay, this is the reason.
- The reason for what?

The reason you're the only one
I've ever let into my heart.

I don't know how to ever tell you this,

but even before you saw a glimpse
into our future, I saw it, too.

- The first time I met you.
- Huh? You did?

Hurry, Nya. The flame is dying out!

But if I'm ever gonna have a say
in our future,

it's me who has to protect you,
because it's you who has the wish.

What are you doing?

I'm speaking up for my future,
and it's never felt better.

Save me, Jay Walker.
There's gonna be a wedding.

And I want you to do something about it!

Now, let's get on with it.

I have never seen a more beautiful bride.