02x15 - Clash of the Superfans

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- What's up, guys? I'm Paige.
- I'm Frankie.

And we're Bizaardvark.

Things are about to get dangerous...

- ...ly creative!
- Yeah!

We are gonna fill these blasters
with different colored paints...

sh**t 'em at the canvas... and make art.

I'm never bored when I'm with you.

Let's get paintin'!

All right!

Okay.

Aah! You're getting it on mine!

Psychopath.

Ohh! My gosh!

- I'm sorry!
- Okay!

- And now, we are going to be art critics.
- All right.

Let's start with this wonderful
piece of expression.

All right, um, I call this "Storm Mother."

- What do you... how do you interpret it?
- I feel like it represents

the human mind, and how sometimes
the human mind is crazy,

and it looks like throw-up. But
sometimes it looks like a rainbow.

- Now we will critique Paige's art...
- All right.

...uh, named?

- "Untitled Landscape."
- Ooh.

Like an environmental thing,

- like this is Earth.
- Mm-hmm.

- Oh, yes, that's what I meant to do.
- And this is Mars.

Wow. I have no idea how
we're gonna clean this up.

Hey, Paige, do you think
we could sell these?

Paige?

Bizaartvark.

♪ You could spend all day ♪

♪ On a swing eating a baguette ♪

♪ But why do boring things like that ♪

♪ When there's the Internet? ♪

♪ Let's go make some videos ♪

♪ Hey! Hey! ♪

- ♪ Let's go make some videos ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪

♪ You could watch Dirk
doing crazy dares ♪

- ♪ Saying, "Here we go" ♪
- Here we go!

♪ He'll do anything you want ♪

♪ Just don't try this at home ♪

♪ Or watch Amelia teaching ya ♪

♪ How to look your best ♪

♪ Making over people is
her never-ending quest ♪

♪ You could watch... ♪

Do you have constant foot odor?

♪ You could watch us make
ridiculously funny videos ♪

♪ Like the one with evil pop-up books ♪

♪ That punch you in the nose ♪

♪ Let's go make some videos ♪

♪ Hey! Hey! ♪

♪ Let's go make some videos ♪

And I... I missed it.

Principal Karen? Our teacher said
you needed to see us immediately?

What is it? Did we fail midterms?

Do we have detention?

No. It's way more serious than that.

I used a face-morphing app to
combine our three faces together!

So, the parent-teacher
conference you scheduled...?

Yeah, I wanted them to see it, too!

Well, we... we should get back to class,

we were in the middle of learning

the quadratic equation.

Or not learning it.

The only equation you need to know

is Bizaardvark plus Karen
equals awesome!

Memorize it, there's a test
on it tomorrow!

Just kidding! Not kidding!
I'm just kidding!

Does it seem like Principal Karen

is a little too into Bizaardvark lately?

There my girls at!

Guess who learned to play the keytar!

Karen on the keys!
Now I can be in all the vids!

Girl-ios!

I came up with a couple ideas
for some hilars Biz vids!

Oh.

Okay, it's a couple hundred.

Do you love 'em? Do you hate 'em?
Do you love 'em?

We have to get her to back off.

It's too much!

I got this.

Principal Karen,
we know you're a big fan,

but it feels like you've been
really into Bizaardvark lately.

For sho'! All day, ery day!

Biz for life!

Well, I tried.

Look... sweetheart...

Paige and I love your enthusiasm,

but... could you take it down a notch?

Bizaardvark is a Vuuugle thing,

and we're at school.

Say no more. I get it.

- You do?
- Totes!

Skoo is skoo.

Coo?

Did someone say "coo"?

Bernie, please,
this doesn't involve you.

Coo-coo, coo. Coo, coo-coo.

Oh! You landed on my property.

You owe me seven million dollars.

Would you accept seven million hugs?

I would not.

You can borrow some money from me.

Dirk, you've been out
of the game for two hours.

We've been lettin' you play
with potato chips.

Salt and "win-egar"!

Nice! I was gonna go,
"Sour cream and 'wonion'"!

Idiots.

And you're both bankrupt. I win!

Update the board.

183 game night wins in a row.

'Cause I'm just better than you guys.

More like lucky. Pffft!

Yeah! Pffft!

Pffft! Hey, we're good at that!

It's not luck! You two just
aren't smart enough to b*at me.

How dare you, madam!

You guys could even play me
two on one and I'd still win.

You can pick the game, too.

Oh, it's on.

Dirk? I think you know the game.

Gummyland!

Gummyland! It's for babies!

All right, Amelia. It's time to
see how smart these two guys are.

This game is an epic test of
brains, strategy, and stamina.

The three "B's."

Two of those were "S's."

Hey, guys, thanks again for being a part

of our latest comedy video,
"I Love Bunnies."

All right, roll the camera, let's rock!

♪ I love the softness of their fur ♪

♪ They're always hopping in a field ♪

♪ Carrot break! ♪

Mosh pit!

Woo!

Woo!

Ahh! That was so metal, right?

Metal!

Bunnies!

Yeah!

Principal Karen,
what are you doing here?

You said Bizaardvark was a Vuuugle
thing, so I came to Vuuugle.

Skoo is skoo. Vuug is vuug.

This is bad.

Also, turns out, Vuuugle is
just a quick 90-minute drive

from my house, so I can
pop by literally anytime.

Anytime! Anytime!

Anytime!

Woo!

What do we do?

Principal Karen is out of control,

and she's never gonna leave us alone.

I wish we could understand
the mind of a superfan.

I can think of one person
who can help us...

but you're not gonna like it.

You don't mean...

Hi! It's me! Belissa,
Bizaardvark's biggest fan!

I framed you! And now
you're wanted criminals!

Belissa? No way! I am not
ready to see that girl again.

I'm dancing with a horse guy!

I'm gonna be coming here all the time!

Call Belissa.

Hey, guys! Dirk here with my boy Bernie,

and today we are doing the...

All we're gonna do is eat some food,

blow into each other's
faces, and the other person

has to guess which food we just ate.

So like we do every day?

Yeah! But now the cameras are on!

Here we blow!

I think I'm gonna be great at this.

Like I think I'm gonna destroy you.

I think I have more knowledge
of overall foods than you do.

Oh, gosh!

- Zucchini!
- No! Blue cheese!

Ohh!

Okay, let's... get rid of that.

All right, my turn now. Close your eyes.

- Oh man.
- Okay.

- Never mind.
- A strawberry.

No. It's a banana.

Ooh! Sounds nasty.

Ohh! What is that?

Salami.

Brussels sprouts!

Dreading this.

Oh! Oh, no.

Hurry up, Bernie, I'm getting nervous.

Oh, sardines.

No, it's a tuna fish sandwich.

Peppermint.

Oh-ho! Winner!

Yes!

Wow. Still can't believe
Belissa's in m*llitary school.

How long has she been here?

In m*llitary school we don't track
time by the number of days.

We track it by the number
of scars you have.

Who hurt you?

Remember, we need Belissa's help.

Just stay strong
and brace for the crazy.

- Hey, Belissa!
- Hi!

Hello, Paige. Hello, Frankie.

Please, have a seat.

Wow, Belissa. There's something...
different about you.

Is it my hair? Or the fact that I
no longer show obsessive tendencies

since my parents sent me to
m*llitary school for kidnapping you.

You know what? Both, actually.

Belissa, we came
because we need your help

to get rid
of a new Bizaardvark superfan.

- Superfan?
- Her name is Principal Karen.

She's out of control.

She crashed our video sh**t.
She's always pitching ideas.

- She even learned to play the...
- The keytar?

- How'd you know?
- Textbook superfan.

It's only a matter of time
until she tries

to swab your cheeks while you sleep,

so she could use the cells
to grow her own Bizaardvark.

What? Belissa, did you...

No, no, no. The technology
never caught up with my idea.

Oh, thank goodness.

Anyway, um, wh... what
do we do about Principal Karen?

The only way to get rid of a superfan

is to make them realize they're hurting

the one thing they love most.

Tell Principal Karen
she's bad for Bizaardvark.

Perfect! Thanks, Belissa.

Come on, let's go
before she does the cheek thing.

Wait! Before you go, may I have a hug?

For old time's sake.

Oh!

Are you sure you don't
wanna stay for dinner?

We're having push-ups!

One! Two! Three! Four! Five!

Your move... boys!

Okay, we rolled a two.

I agree.

The objective of the game is to get
to the top of Gummyland Mountain.

So maybe we should move our piece

two spaces closer to Gummyland Mountain.

Or... we could steal her piece
so she can't win.

You can't steal my piece.

We're gonna pass.

Fine. My turn.

Ooh, a six.

Oh, my. I'm gettin' real close
to Gummyland Mountain now.

Okay, we're lookin' pretty dumb here.

How about you roll a six so we can
get closer to Gummyland Mountain.

I'm on it.

- That's a five!
- I know it's a five!

Great. Now we're at a fork in the road.

Obviously we should go left
towards the Caramel Lagoon.

The Caramel Lagoon?

Obviously, we should go right,
through the Cotton Candy Forest!

The Cotton Candy Forest?

Do you have a death wish?

Where do you think
the Cotton Candy Crows live?

Hey! You know the ecosystem of Gummyland

is constantly changing!

- Do not talk down to me!
- Ugh, this is takin' forever.

Oh, no. I've never been alone
with my thoughts before.

What do I think about?

I'm pretty. My thoughts can see my face!

Aaah! Oww! Ohh!

Are you getting a tattoo?

Yes, and it hurts.

The cloth is so cold, and Rafe
is pressing it on so hard!

Also, Mr. Higgins, what did I
tell you about shaving in here?

So? What do you think?

Toit, right?

Um... it's...

You're 35!

Principal Karen,

we love that you're a
huge Bizaardvark fan, but, the truth is,

you being so into Bizaardvark

is kind of preventing us
from being Bizaardvark,

and that's bad for Bizaardvark.

Oh.

Thank you for telling me.

I'd never wanna do anything
to harm Bizaardvark.

I'll go track down Rafe
and get this removed.

Wow. She took that really well.

I can't believe Belissa was right.

Hey, celebratory keytar solo?

We got time.

Hello?

May I speak to Paige and Frankie?

This is Paige and Frankie.

Oh, thank goodness
you're both still alive.

- What?
- Nothing!

Uhh, nothing.

It's okay, guys. They're good!

Wait, who is this?

Sgt. Brenner from
East Point m*llitary Academy.

Your friend Belissa escaped last night.

She used a hairpin
to unlock the school gate.

Oh, no. That's my hairpin.
She must've taken it

when she hugged me!

On an unrelated note, do you
happen to know a Principal Karen?

Yeah, why?

We think Belissa might've
broken out to find her.

Why do you think that?

We have personnel trained
in the art of rogue behavior.

Also, she wrote it all over the wall.

Anyway, have a magical day.

Oh, no.

Belissa must've snapped when
she learned we had a new superfan!

You don't think
she'd actually try to find

Principal Karen and hurt her, do you?

I don't know, Paige.
That was the first thing

that popped into your mind, so I'm
gonna go with... yes!

I'm gonna go with yes, too.

You never hung up.

I assumed it was permission to listen.

Again, have a magical day.

Hey, guys! Paige and Frankie
here to do...

With Amelia as our model.

We are going to design Amelia an outfit

using these household items.

I'm so excited!

We're makin' clothes out of junk!

Ooh! So...

I don't know how to make a shirt.

I was thinking we'll
make a top with this.

Here, let's do... yeah.

Wrap me like a Christmas present.

What... what about her arms?
Where are they gonna go?

- Uh, yeah, that's true, okay. Like that?
- All right.

- Woo!
- The base of it is done.

How do you feel, Amelia?

Um, I think it could be
taken in a little bit.

Taken in?

All right, let's add some fringe.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

I see where you're goin' with this. Yup.

- I gotta do them with three with the blue.
- The blue?

- Yeah.
- We should do it so that, we, like...

- we hide the...
- Look how good that is.

Okay, do it all with orange ones.

- What if we...
- What?

- ...do a little hat accessory?
- Okay.

Would you wear this every day?

I would totally wear this every day.

- And... done.
- Voila!

We've done it.

I think you look gorgeous.

- I feel gorgeous.
- Looks good.

Next up we have Amelia Duckworth
wearing a Paige and Frankie creation

- Ooh, she looks stunning.
- Oh yes, it falls apart on the runway.

- What an art. Beauty. Yes.
- Iconic.

We done did it.

We need to get Principal Karen

to a safe place
where Belissa can't find her.

Like our studio.

Oh. Had the same idea.

Paige, it's not a competition.

Oh, uh, Principal Karen,
uh, we need you to come with us.

Uh, Ashley, could you please
tell these girls

that I'm not speaking to them anymore

because apparently,
I'm bad for Bizaardvark.

Wait, seriously?
You're not talking to us?

You... you said you were fine with it.

Well, I'm not.

And to think I was gonna swab
the inside of your cheeks

to grow my own Bizaardvark.

What's with the cheeks, man?

Is this Sierra High?

- Belissa!
- She's in the building.

We need to get
Principal Karen to our studio.

Shouldn't we stop Belissa?

I don't know, Paige. She just muscled
her way past 10 security guards

at a m*llitary school,
so I'm gonna go with, no!

Okay, I'll get Principal Karen
to come with us,

but we're gonna talk about your tone later.

Well, Principal Karen, we were gonna
invite you for a private tour

of Bizaardvark's studio,
but since you're mad at us,

we'll just go.

Private?

As in just me and no one else?

I might be able to forgive you.

Great.

Karen!

- What was that?
- Um... uh, just someone yelling your name.

You're very cool.

Can I tell you a secret?
I've been working on it!

What the...?

We couldn't figure out
what move to make,

so we built a replica
of Gummyland, so Ding Dong here,

could see that going left
makes zero sense.

It's been a day and a half.

Zero sense? Zero sense?

Who would choose Cotton Candy
Forest over the Caramel Lake?

- It's a lagoon!
- You're a lagoon!

Ugh, they even fight stupid.

I'm upset at this situation!

I am also very upset at this situation!

Ah!

I can't let two best
friends break up over a game.

Hey!

So what if they
think they're smarter than me

for one day? I have to let them win.

I'm nice!

Wow! You guys

have a shortcut card to the
top of Gummyland Mountain!

She's right! We're gonna win!

- Or...
- For the love of...

This is a trap! Quick! Steal her piece!

You can't win without this!

And I know you're not goin' in there!

Looks like we won!

All right, I am done playin' nice.

These dummies think
I'm not goin' in there?

I'm goin' in there!

One.

I win... again!

That was hot!

Love the stude!

You guys are livin'
like a boss up in here!

I am so glad we made up. That
was the worst hour of my life.

Where's Bizaardvark's studio?

Where is it?

Wait, did you double book this tour?
Because I was promised

totes excluse
and that's not totes excluse.

No, no, it's totes excluse,
it's totes, totes excluse.

k*ll me.

I know Principal Karen's in there!

Let me at her!

She knows my name?

Okay, what's going on here?

All right, listen... our former
superfan broke out of m*llitary school

because she feels threatened by
you, and now she wants to hurt you.

Hurt me? She sounds like a kid.
How could she hurt me?

Thanks for the axe, Dare Me Bro!

You can keep it, bro.

Belissa, you don't have to do this.

I just want to talk to her.

If I don't make it, give Vice
Principal Milton this note.

"Do you like me? Yes, no, maybe."

Come on, Karen.

Belissa, you don't need to do this!

I do!

I'm not leaving until I
get my arms around her.

Take Frankie first,
Paige is the funny one.

- What?
- Frankie, it's not a competition,

but thank you.

Step aside, Bizaardvark. This
is between me and Karen.

No, we are not gonna let you hurt her.

Hurt her? I'm not gonna hurt her.
I'm gonna hug her!

When I heard there was a superfan

who loves Bizaardvark as much as I do,

I just had to meet her!

Wait, you can't be as big
of a fan of theirs as I am.

Oh, yeah? I'm trying to break
up my parents so my mom

can marry Frankie's dad,
and we'll be stepsisters!

Baller move!

Wait, what?

Text me your digies.

I'm gonna call your rents

and tell them to get you

out of that yucky m*llitary school

and enroll you at Sierra High!

Wait, what?

This is our life now!

This is our life now.