02x21 - Spring Break Video Spectacular

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- Hey, guys! I'm Paige.
- I'm Frankie.

And we're Bizaardvark.

Today, we have a special treat for you.

Since it's Spring Break, instead
of just posting one new video,

we had time to make lots of videos,

in what we're calling...

- Wow, that's a mouthful.
- Whew!

Uh, should we come up
with something shorter?

Uh, I was thinking longer.

We've got sketches and music videos,

and surprise guest stars!

Like Annie LeBlanc!

Jordyn Jones!

And Johnny and Lauren Orlando!

It's Spring Break!

- Yeah!
- Woo!

- Yes!
- Yes!

- Spring Break!
- Spring Break!

Bizaardvark!

Do you keep seeing pictures

of yourself pop up
in your social media feed

where you're not tagged?

Here at the law offices
of DeVeene and DeVine

DeVine and DeVeene...

Your untagged days are over!

We were all there, hanging out

in the lounge, me,

Amelia, Horse Face Guy, Viking Guy.

But when Amelia posted the photo
online... everyone was tagged.

Except me. Even the couch was tagged.

Was I even there?

Of course you were!
And here at the law offices

- of DeVeene and DeVine,
- DeVine and DeVeene...

We'll work tirelessly to...

Get you tagged!

Done!

I was there! Thank you,
DeVeene and DeVine!

DeVine and DeVeene.

No! Thank you, actual client!

It's what we do! We get you...

Tagged!

Not all tagging requests are approved.

We are not actual lawyers.

♪ You could spend all day ♪

♪ On a swing eating a baguette ♪

♪ But why do boring things like that ♪

♪ When there's the Internet? ♪

♪ Let's go make some videos ♪

♪ Hey! Hey! ♪

- ♪ Let's go make some videos ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪

♪ You could watch Dirk
doing crazy dares ♪

- ♪ Saying, "Here we go" ♪
- Here we go!

♪ He'll do anything you want ♪

♪ Just don't try this at home ♪

♪ Or watch Amelia teaching ya ♪

♪ How to look your best ♪

♪ Making over people is
her never-ending quest ♪

♪ You could watch... ♪

Do you have constant foot odor?

♪ You could watch us make
ridiculously funny videos ♪

♪ Like the one with evil pop-up books ♪

♪ That punch you in the nose ♪

♪ Let's go make some videos ♪

♪ Hey! Hey! ♪

♪ Let's go make some videos ♪

And I... I missed it.

It's time for everyone's

favorite and most specific game show...

And now, she has nine bare
knuckle boxing championships

and even more ex-husbands...

give it up for your host,
Bernie's Grandma!

That's enough!

Welcome to

Is Bernie Allowed to Do It?!

My grandson has rules he has to follow

to live in my house.

So we got three of his friends,

and they're gonna guess

whether Bernie is or is not allowed

to do various things.

Now let's say hello to Bernie!

Bernard!

Yeah!

Enough chit-chat.
Let's start this stupid game.

Today's topics are...

...and...

Amelia? You pick first.

I'll go with "Theme Park Rides" for 300!

The activity is...

"Going on the horsey carousel."

Is Bernie allowed to do it?

Uh, i... is it day or nighttime?

Day, duh.

If it was night, he wouldn't
be allowed in the park at all.

Pens down! Let's see your answers.

Okay. I... I went "yes."

Bernie's a big boy now,
he can handle it.

I also said "yes." I've literally
seen babies on those rides.

Uh, I'm a hard "no."
It goes up, and down.

Bernie, what's the answer?

Yes!

The last time I went on one of those,

I ate a giant hot dog right before.

Let's just say it got real messy.

Because of my throw up.

Frankie, pick a category.

Let's do "Breakfast Foods" for 100.

The activity is...

"Ordering pancakes...
with fruit in them."

Is Bernie allowed to do it?

Let's see your answers.

Uh, I went with "yes" here.

Uh, pancakes are questionable

because they're big
and a potential choking hazard.

But fruits are good for him.

Uh, I went with "no."

Pancakes are the gateway
to French toast,

and I know Bernie's not allowed
to have foods with corners.

I said "no" if there's syrup,
"yes" if there's not.

Amelia, you know me too well!

Uh-oh, that siren
tells us it's almost 6 PM.

Which is Bernie's bedtime.

So let's just go to the speed round.

Go to water parks.
Is Bernie allowed to do it?

Uh n... no, because of some kind
of pee incident.

Correct!

And not just pee!

Watch a nature documentary
about giraffes.

Oh, no way, nightmares.

Correct!

Order sizzling fajitas in a restaurant.

I don't even think Bernie's
allowed in a restaurant.

Correct!

Ooh!

Appear on this game show.

Uh... I mean...
he's sitting right there, so...

yes?

Sorry, Paige. That was a tricky one.

Bernard, your punishment for being here

is you're grounded for a month.

I'll take it!

See you all next time on...

Is Bernie Allowed to Do it?!

Woo!

I said that's enough!

Hey, guys! Bizaardvark here

with our friend, Annie LeBlanc!

Hey, guys! Hey, everyone!

So it's time for a Spring
Break snack break.

Today, we're gonna be playing
a game called,

We're gonna try
to make ice cream sandwiches

using these random foods

as the cookies.

We're gonna taste each one

and decide if they're a...

or a...

Hey, they can't all be winners.

Can it be an ice cream sandwich?

I don't know. Let's see.

How much are we gonna put on?

I put on two scoops.

Oh, it's so good!

Ice Cream sandwich!

- I don't think it's gonna be...
- I think it's gonna be awful.

It's gonna be horrible.

- Mm-oh.
- Uh-oh.

I don't like that one.

Not an ice cream sandwich.

- I think we should use the sherbet.
- Okay.

- What do you think?
- I think... I think we should.

Hey, Annie, while we're
doing this, tell me

about your dream Spring Break.

I would wanna go somewhere,
like not just stay at home.

- Like Hawaii or something.
- Ooh!

- Ooh, that would be really cool.
- Like traveling, yeah.

Yes.

It's so good!

It's not that bad!

I love it.

Ice cream sandwich!

- It looks so gross.
- All right. All right.

Oh, I don't like that.

Not an ice cream sandwich.

- Really good.
- Mm-hm.

Even better

than an ice cream sandwich.

So we still have a lot more
cookie ingredients,

- but our stomachs hurt, guys.
- I'm so full.

- Big thanks to Annie LeBlanc
- Yeah!

for taking time out of her Spring
Break to come and hang with us.

- Thanks for coming!
- Thank you, guys!

- We hope your taste buds recover.
- I know.

I hope.

That was so much fun.
I love Spring Break!

Me, too. But we don't wanna leave
out anyone who misses school stuff.

So here's a video about field trips.

It's called...

Yeah, probably could've worked
on the title a little bit more.

Too late. Roll it!

♪ Field trip, field trip ♪

♪ Goin' on a field trip ♪

♪ Field trip, field trip ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪

♪ On the bus, outta class,
ready for adventure ♪

♪ Where you think we're goin'? ♪

♪ Maybe the Science Center ♪

♪ Coach C. says "Buckle up ♪

♪ I know you gonna love this ♪

- ♪ Suddenly we're here ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪

♪ At the post office? ♪

Uh, I guess it's better
than being in class...

♪ Waitin' in the line
to buy stamps from a teller ♪

- ♪ Stamps ♪
- ♪ Checkin' out the slot ♪

♪ Where Coach C. drops his letters ♪

- ♪ Letters ♪
- ♪ Weighin' all his boxes ♪

♪ My back is kinda hurting ♪

♪ Writing out addresses ♪

♪ What exactly are we learning? ♪

- ♪ Field trip, field trip ♪
- ♪ Is this part of the field trip? ♪

♪ Field trip, field trip ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪

♪ Next door, grocery store
Guess we're gonna go in ♪

♪ Extra credit to whoever
finds the ripest orange ♪

♪ Startin' to wish we could
do something educational ♪

♪ 'Stead of fillin' up the cart
with Coach's favorite vegetables ♪

Ugh, Brussels sprouts?

♪ Next stop, oh snap ♪

♪ It's the Aquarium entrance ♪

Oh, wait, never mind,

it's just Coach C's dentist?

♪ Crowdin' round the dental chair
while he gets a root canal ♪

Hey, Coach, don't
they have weekend appointments?

Ahh!

♪ Field trip, field trip,
you call this a field trip? ♪

♪ Field trip, field trip ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪

♪ Finally Coach Carlson
says we're at our last stop ♪

Wait, are we at his house?

♪ Field trip, field trip ♪

♪ How is that a field trip? ♪

Hey, Coach, uh, sh... should we
just wait here, or...?

Are you coming back?

Bye!

What just happened?

And... And... And how do we get home?

♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪

Do you ever find yourself
tagged in a photo

- but don't wanna be?
- Well, here at the law offices

- of DeVeene and DeVine...
- DeVine and DeVeene...

Seriously, we're still doing that?

We'll stop at nothing to get you...

Untagged!

Oh, no! For unexpected reasons

that have nothing to do

with Bernie Schotz,

I no longer want to be tagged

in this photo with Bernie Schotz.

Whatever shall I do?

We're on it!

It's like I was never even there!

- Tagging?
- Untagging?

- Corporate fraud?
- We do it all!

Except corporate fraud.
We don't know what that is.

DeVeene and DeVine are not real lawyers.

Devine and DeVeene.

All right, class, uh, if you
wanna learn more about this,

look it up at home, 'cause Mama's
got a plane ticket to Hawaii.

That's right. Teachers can
do Spring Break, too!

Ugh! I wish the clock would
just hit three already,

so we could be on Spring Break.

I know! It's like it's goin'
super slow on purpose.

Just to be a jerk!

That's nuts. It's not like
the clock is out to get us.

Ah-ha-ha! Yes, I'm not out to get you.

In fact, I'm going to move
my hand to three right...

Oh, no! It's even earlier!

Come on, clock! I have a ton of
pool parties I have to go to!

You want to go to a party, do you?

Where they dance? Like this?

Ha cha! Look at my hand!

It's moving backwards.
I hate all your guts!

Come on, clock! My flight
to Maui leaves in an hour!

Yes. A vacation could be cool.

But not as cool as this! Ah-ha-ha!

I could do this all day!

In fact, I have all the time
in the world! Ha!

Good one, Evil Clock!

Guys! We don't have to take this abuse,

we can just unplug the clock
and go on Spring Break.

Can just unplug the clock and go on...

What happened?

You fools. You can't control me,

for I control time!

Why, clock?
Why are you doing this to us?

Perhaps it's because... no matter
how hard I try to keep you here,

you always leave at the end of the day.

And I'm left here in the dark.

Alone.

Whoo! Spring Break!

I hate you, clock!

Wow, Clock. That was a lot
of emotions back there.

You know, I think I might have
an idea on how to cheer you up.

Oh, hey, do you wanna
split an order of hula nachos?

Ooh, those sound great.

Oh, uh, but the kitchen
doesn't open until five.

I can take care of that.

Hey, guys! Bizaardvark here
with our friend, Jordyn Jones!

- Say hi!
- Hey, guys!

So what do you normally do
over Spring Break?

Either just swimming
or chillin', watching movies,

hang with friends.

So, I hear you dance.

- Yes. I do.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.

- A great dancer.
- What's your favorite style of dance?

I'd say hip-hop.

- Hip-hop?
- Ooh. Speaking of dancing,

we have a super, super,

super fun challenge that we're
gonna show you right now.

So, we are each gonna pick a little
slip of paper from this hat,

and then we're gonna make a dance

that combines all of them,
I'm so excited.

- Are you guys ready?
- All right. Yes!

Yeah. Surfing!

Surfing! Volleyball!

- Whoo!
- Mine is taking pictures.

- We can do that.
- Oh! Okay!

We can just, like,
each stand and make a line,

- Okay.
- and then, like, fake surf, like, whoo!

- Roll, roll...
- Oh my gosh!

- Roll, roll...
- Oh, wow! We're really rollin', okay!

- Rollin'?
- Now that we're done with the surfing...

- Okay.
- part right here,

we're gonna move on to the...

- Volleyball.
- Yeah. Do you wanna do, like a high-five?

Like, we're, like, setting
it, and then we, like...

Okay. Okay.

High-five! Okay!

Then you guys do, uh, four poses.

We'll pose. Okay.

- One, two, three, four.
- Pose. Pose. Pose. Pose.

We should, like, end it in a selfie.

- Yay! We did it!
- Ha-ha! Woo-hoo!

- I'm proud of you both!
- Yes, woo!

Introducing our...

That was so much fun, we had a blast!

- Thank you!
- Thank you so much for coming, Jordan.

- It was so much fun.
- Whoa! Woo!

Next week, on...

Find out if Bernie is allowed to...

Plug in his own nightlight?

Correct!

- Use blue toothpaste?
- I'd like to buy a vowel.

What is, "I'd like to buy a vowel"?

No vowels!

Enjoy life?

Yeah. That's a hard "no."

Do you ever find yourself...

In need of a handsome agent?

- Well, here at...
- Bernie Schotz Entertainment.

Bernie Schotz Entertainment.

we'll stop at nothing to get you...

Bernie Schotz!

Oh, no!

For unexpected reasons that have
nothin' to do with Bernie Schotz, I...

Want my new agent to be...

Bernie Schotz!

Whatever shall I do?

Call Bernie Schotz... right now!

We're on it!

Yeah!

Hey, guys! Bizaardvark
here with our friends,

Bernie and Amelia,
and our special friends,

- Johnny and Lauren Orlando!
- Hey!

Wait! We're not your special friends?

- Hey, you're special to us.
- Thanks, man!

Today, we're gonna play
snorkel telephone.

It's like regular telephone,

but with snorkels.

I'm gonna say a sentence
to the person next to me,

and they're gonna repeat it down
the line until the last person

- says it out loud.
- Let's do this!

Yeah!

All right? Here I go... okay, ready?

I don't know.

Okay?

I accidentally ate a freight train?

What?

No! It was "I accidentally
ate my sunscreen."

- That's what I heard!
- Ohh!

That was so much fun. We learned
that Bernie is an awful listener.

- Yes.
- No, no, whatever.

Thank you so much to Johnny and
Lauren Orlando for coming!

Thank you for having us.

Happy Spring Break, everybody!

You are about to enter the courtroom

of Judge Amelia Duckworth.

The people are real.
The cases are ridiculous.

The rulings are not legally
binding in any way.

This is Judge-Y Amelia.

Order in the court, y'all!

Today's plaintiff
is Scott "Viking Guy" Thompson.

An adult man who thinks he's a Viking,

despite growing up in the suburbs

and being born in 1980.

The defendant is Bernard Miriam Schotz.

Wait. His middle name is Miriam?

Seriously?

The plaintiff, Viking Guy,

claims Bernie took his helmet

and won't give it back.

Okay, let's get this over with.
Bailiff, can you swear the parties in?

Do you swear
to tell the blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah?

- Yes?
- Is that a breakfast menu?

Okay, what's this nonsense about?

- Well, your honor, it all started...
- Hang on!

Robe change!

A sequined robe? I'll allow it.

Is this court stuff almost over?

I haven't even presented my case yet.

Uh-uh! Bailiff, did...
did you order the lip?

Because I didn't order any lip!

You're on thin ice, pal!

What's your case?

Yesterday, I put my
Viking helmet on the table

and went to the bathroom,
and when I returned,

this man was wearing it!

Let the record show...
he called me a man.

Ohh, I'm so bored!

Robe change!

I know, I'm in contempt... of cute!

Objection! Overruled!

What... What is happening?

Ugh... you're still here?

Did this case get even slightly
interestin' while I was gone?

Fine. You're both guilty!

I sentence you both
to get outta my face!

I found all that very confusing!

If this were Viking court, we'd
simply tie Bernie up with a rope

and throw him off the ship.

If he survived, innocent,
if not, guilty.

It's a very fair system.

It was pretty obvious
the judge was into me.

Yeah.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah.

Hey, guys, if you're
like us, you do stuff.

And when you're done with said stuff,

you feel you deserve praise and
recognition for having done that stuff.

So keep that in mind when you
watch our latest music video.

Watch out, everybody!

'Cause two talented
individuals just entered the building!

Dat's right! Paige and
Frankie are winning awards

- for everything!
- And we don't mean to brag,

but, uh, look what we got!

♪ Participation award,
participation award ♪

♪ Everything we do,
participation award ♪

♪ I signed up for debate
to argue for my side ♪

♪ I just opened up my mouth
and then I mostly cried ♪

♪ Participation award,
participation award ♪

♪ I had a science project due
about the speed of light ♪

♪ But I don't know what that
is, so instead I drew a kite ♪

♪ Participation award,
participation award ♪

- ♪ I barely even try ♪
- ♪ Participation award ♪

♪ No one can stop us,
of that there is no doubt ♪

♪ We must be really gifted 'cause
they don't just hand these out ♪

♪ I joined the running team
and waited for the whistle ♪

- ♪ Then I ran the other way ♪
- ♪ Participation award ♪

♪ I tried to cook a chicken
but I didn't have a chicken ♪

- ♪ Participation award ♪
- ♪ I hula hooped for two seconds ♪

- ♪ Participation award ♪
- Oops, I dropped my ice cream.

- ♪ Participation award ♪
- I actually didn't participate.

♪ Participation award,
participation award ♪

♪ Everything we do,
participation award ♪

♪ No one can stop us ♪

Frankie, do you think
we're getting these awards

- for nothing?
- Yeah, maybe.

I... I woke up this morning,

and that hand with the trophy
was already there.

It's almost like... everything we do...
participation award.

Well, that could really
mess us up in the future

because we'll become sad when we realize

we aren't as talented as these
awards led us to believe.

I mean... we shouldn't.

♪ Participation award,
participation award ♪

♪ It still feels good to win ♪

♪ Participation award ♪

Hey, guys, thank you so much for watching

our Spring Break Video Spectacular!

We hope you had a great time,
and thanks to all you guys

for helping us make it.

Of course.

Wait! It's over?

What about my Spring Rake sketch?

Oh. Uh, well, there's
a little time left,

go ahead.

- Howdy there, partner!
- They said the show's over!

Happy Spring Break, everybody!

Woo-hoo!