03x02 - Two Me's in a Pod

[bunniefuu]

Another relaxing morning at the beach.

My sister's coming!

Time to catch up on
all the big news in the world.

My sister's coming!

Careful.

- My sister's coming!
- Ah! Ah!

You know, there was a time where
that wouldn't have gone my way.

But say hello to the new...
Bernie Schotz!

Ah!

Everyone, gather round.

My little sister's coming!

We know!

Well, you don't have to yell.

Anyway, it's a big deal.

I even announced it today on my channel.

Hey, y'all! My sister Sarah is visiting

and she's coming back

to Perfect Perfection!

We haven't seen each
other in, like, six months.

In case you forgot
how cute we are together,

here are some past clips.

Hey, y'all! I'm here to do one of

my world-famous dance routines
with my sister, Sarah.

Or as I like to call her...

Lil' Meels.

And that's how you make...

Perfect cupcakes!

Ta-da!

Perfectly perfect in every way.

No, you are.

No, you.

- No, you.
- No, you.

No, you. No, you. No, you.

No, you. No, you. No, you!

Aren't we adorbs?

I agree.

Totes adorbs.

♪ Let's go make some videos ♪

♪ Hey! Hey! ♪

♪ Let's go make some videos ♪

♪ Hey! Hey! ♪

All right.

I called this house meeting,

'cause I have sad news.

Last night,

our beloved ping pong table was broken.

How'd that happen?

Okay, don't panic.

We have all night

to come up with a believable excuse.

A meteor hit it!

I know they're lying,

but I'm also afraid of the truth.

The good news is

there's money in
the house fund to replace it.

Hey, instead of ping pong,

maybe we could get an air hockey table.

Or a cool pinball machine.

Oh, yeah, I love that.

Everyone, zip it!

We'll vote on it.

Air hockey people stand on my right,

pinballers to my left.

Come on!

Let's make like my sixth marriage

and get this over with.

Hey, Frankie,
air hockey is on this side.

Oh, I know.

I'm Team Pinball
all day long, girlfriend.

That's what
I'm talking about, girlfriend.

Weird, but I'll high-five you anyway.

Zane, join us.

Join victory.

No can do, Rodney.

Air hockey isn't just
a game to me. It's...

A way of life.

Twins!

So it looks like we have a tie.

Wait, that can't be.

Who didn't vote?

- Bernard!
- Big boys take naps too.

I mean...

my abs were tired.

We're voting.

Air hockey or pinball?

You're the decider.

"The decider"?

That's a lot of power for one man.

♪ The Decider ♪

♪ Making decisions is a tough choice ♪

♪ Making decisions in a high voice ♪

Slow motion yeah.

Bernard, you have until
tonight to cast your vote.

I don't have time for this.

I have a murderball game to ref.

Doorbell.

Is that your voice?

Yeah.

I'm the doorbell.

My sister's here!

You guys are gonna love her.

We're like two peas in a pod.

Except we're both like me,
so it's like two me's in a pod.

I just made that up!

Amelia!

Ah!

I missed you so much!

I missed you!

No, you.

- No, you.
- No, you.

No, you. No, you.

No, you. No, you. No, you. No, you!

Guys, this is my sister, Sarah.

Hi.

Oh, I'm not Sarah anymore.

I go by Willow now.

Willow?

Yeah. Don't you love it?

It's like Sarah,
but with different letters.

Sorta.

Oh.

You're barefoot.

I was born without shoes.

No one questioned it then.

Hi, I'm Paige.

Uh, and I'm Frankie.

You might know me from the doorbell.

I know who you guys are.

You're Bizaardbark.

It's Bizaardvark,

but you're so cute,
maybe we'll change it.

We're not changing it.

Hey, you guys haven't
seen each other in so long.

Give me your phone
and I'll take a sister picture.

Oh, I don't use technology.

Since when?

What do you do with your hands?

I play with dirt.

And your thoughts?

I think about dirt.

Why don't we get something to eat?

I got all your favorites:

ham, turkey, roast beef.

Aw, that's so sweet.

But do you have any food
not laced with m*rder?

Uh...

I didn't used to think about things like

where my clothes or food came from,

but now I care about stuff.

I'm woke!

What... was... that?

I know.

"Bizaardbark"?

It's a nonsense word.
It doesn't even mean anything.

My sister's so... different.

What are we even
supposed to make videos about?

Dogs in trees?

I can't have her on my channel tonight.

Who knows what she'll say or do.

Although, dogs and trees could work.

Like, ooh, what about a video
where a tree pees on a dog?

You know what?

She's changed so much

she probably doesn't even want to be

on my channel anymore.

Amelia, I love it here!

I can't wait to be on your channel.

Yay! I... can't wait to have you.

- No, you.
- No, you.

- No, you. No, you.
- No, you. No, you.

Oh...

You know, the more I say it,
the more I love it.

Bizaardbark.

Paige, we're changing everything!

Amelia!

There you are.

Five minutes till we start filming.

I'm so excited!

Me...

...too!

Meels, are you sick?

I'm sorry.

I was so looking forward
to having you on my channel,

but the doctor says
I have the Four-Day Flu.

But I'm only here for three days.

Oh, dear!

That means you leave...

one day before I get better!

Why?

You know what?

No!

The show must go on!

Oh!

No! Your health is too important.

You deserve the best medical
care science has to offer.

Hold these healing stones
and think about rainbows.

I'll go collect more stones.

Phew!

Amelia? What's going on?

You wouldn't understand,
it's very complicated.

'Cause it seems like
you're faking being sick

because you don't want
Willow to be on your channel

and you don't want to hurt her feelings.

Nobody likes a know-it-all, Paige.

Amelia, do you want my advice?

No, I do not.

You see, the thing about family...

Wait, did you say no?

'Cause... you're dealing with feelings

and there's... there's conflict and...

Oh, this is my jam!

Paige, there's no conflict here.

My sister's not gonna be on my channel

and she won't get her feelings hurt.

Problem solved.

I feel better already.

You feel better?

Yay, my healing stones worked!

And just in time for us
to film your show!

I'll be in my room if you need me.

Are you sure this is gonna get Bernie
to vote with us for air hockey?

Trust me, Bernie is all about ego.

Once he opens this jar,

he'll feel strong
which will boost his confidence

and then he'll do anything we say.

Oh! Uh, hey, Bernie?

Zane here wants
mayonnaise on his sandwich,

but I'm weak and not strong.

Can you help us?

Pfft, can't I?

Let the Bern-doggie
give that old jar a woof.

Just one second.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ah! Ah!

Ugh! I hate you, jar.

Why is this so hard?

I thought you said you said
if we tricked Bernie,

he'd vote air hockey.

Wait, wait.

Trick me? Are you just trying

to butter me up because
I'm the deciding vote?

Well, it won't work because I'm...

The Decider.

Just vote air hockey.

Maybe I will, maybe I won't.

The Decider is the most
important person in this house!

I matter!

This is the best day of my life! Ah!

The Decider's day
had taken an unexpected detour.

The bad guys decided intimidation

was how they were gonna
get what they wanted.

Bernie.

We can't scare you into voting for
pinball if you don't pay attention.

He won't break!

I've tried physical force, loud noises,

and even the dreaded
Canadian finger t*rture.

Vote for pinball, or we'll smother

your french fries in cheese
curds and gravy, eh?

That sounds delicious.

It is!

It's called poutine.

I want my pinball machine!

He's not worth it, Rodney!

Amelia, I'm so excited
to be back on your channel.

Oh!

You know what?

I don't think we can do this.

Vuuugle rules say you need permission

from Mom and Dad to...

Done.

And remember, I have
to approve that video

before it goes online,

so watch the potty mouths.

Great!

I guess this is happening.

Ooh, I have an idea.

Why don't we do all your fan favorites

like dancing, baking, and beauty?

You mean like we used to

when you were still Sarah?

Yeah! Those are some of
my favorite memories.

Me too!

This could actually work.

Hey, y'all! Amelia here,

back with a very special episode

of Perfect Perfection

featuring my little sister!

Love and blessings

from Willow Moon Breeze.

What? Your name got longer?

Yes. Like all things,
I'm constantly evolving.

Jokes.

My audience loves jokes.

Okay.

It's time for our world famous...

Duckworth Sister dance routine!

What are you doing?

Following the b*at in my heart.

Next time, try following
the b*at in the music.

Let's decorate some cupcakes.

Yay!

It's important to apply

the frosting evenly.

Frosting goes on top.

Anything can go anywhere.

Sometimes, I wear my pants on my arms.

Let's wrap it up with some beauty time.

Uh... okay.

Every good makeover starts
off with a simple base.

Can we just do my hair?

I don't like
playing with makeup anymore.

Oh, okay.

Let's get you some shoes.

No, I like being barefoot.

But I can make you look
how you used to look.

I don't want to look how I used to look.

If you just let me...

No!

Stop trying to make me be like you.

But we're...

...two me's in a pod.

Hey, everybody!

Welcome to another episode

of What's in M'Hair?

♪ What, what, what ♪

♪ What, what's in m'hair? ♪

Sweet! A guitar!

♪ What? ♪

♪ What? ♪

♪ What's in my hair? ♪

That was another episode

of What's in M'Hair?

Come on, sing along!

This video has been parent approved.

Hey, Paige, can I talk to you?

Please. I've been expecting you.

So, what's going on?

Is it friends?

Is it the house?

Is it that thing
I tried to warn you about

but you ignored me just like
you ignored your sister

when she didn't want a makeover?

Aw, you were watching.

Amelia, you're obviously
upset about your sister.

Well, who wouldn't be?

We used to be so close,

but now...

she's all different.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

And how does that make you feel?

I don't know who she is anymore.

I feel like I'm losing her.

Amelia, I know it's hard to accept,

but people change.

Like when I was 10,

I was this awkward dork

who always laughed when she got nervous.

Hey, I'm taller now.

Amelia, can I ask you a question?

Do you love your sister?

I do!

So much.

Then stop expecting her
to be who she was

and accept her for who she is.

You're right.

I should go talk to her.

Thanks, Paige.

Nice work, Olvera.
This is your jam! Whoo!

Rodney?

What are you listening to?

Best of Pinball Sounds, Volume Three.

Soothing, right?

Uh... sure.

You love pinball this much?

Who doesn't?

The binging and bonging of the bumpers,

the clank of the flipper,

the "Rodney, stop playing pinball!"

of my Mom.

Man... I really wanted
a pinball machine in here.

Look... Bernie might not vote our way,

but we'll always have The Best of
Pinball Sounds, Volume Three, right?

Turn that baby up.

Oh, no.

They're listening to

The Best of Pinball
Sounds, Volume Three.

They must have figured out
how to get to Bernie.

I'm sorry, Zane.

One thing I've learned in all my years,

Bernie's the worst.

Man, I was so close to finally
getting an air hockey table.

What do you mean?

I've wanted one since I was five,

but my family couldn't afford it.

Till one Christmas changed everything.

My mom put a piece of red tape...

...across our dining room table,

then she turned on two fans and made me

my very own air hockey table!

Then she handed me a box.

Inside was an air hockey paddle

with my name on it.

That was the night I decided
to become an unboxer.

The joy I felt,

I want every kid to feel that happy

when I unbox something for them.

Sorry.

I'm sure that was a boring story.

That was the best story I've ever heard!

It had Christmas,

and surprises, and your mom,

who from the story sounds lovely.

There, there.

Let it all out.

Hey, can I talk to you?

I don't know.

Are you gonna tell me

more things that are wrong with me?

There's nothing wrong with you.

It's me.

I'm the problem.

And I really wanna understand
this phase you're going through.

- But...
- It's not a phase!

Amelia,

I love being your sister.

But it's really hard.

I'm always being compared to you,

and it makes me feel like

I'm not perfect.

I'm so sorry.

- I didn't realize.
- It's okay.

I like who I am now.

I was just hoping you would too.

I do like who you are.

I love who you are, Willow.

I love you too, Amelia.

Mm-mm,

you smell like
decomposing flowers and dirt.

Thank you.

Hey, you wanna come on my channel again?

I want my subscribers
to meet the new you.

What up, Ameliacs?

Amelia here,

back with my little sister, Willow.

Hey, everyone.

I have an announcement.

Willow made me realize

that telling people
they need to be perfect

doesn't always make them
feel good about themselves.

So I'm officially changing my channel.

What? Amelia, you can't.

People change.

So can I.

I'm awake!

- Woke.
- Woke!

Which is why

Perfect Perfection will now be known as

Imperfect Imperfection,

focusing on all the things
that make each of us unique.

I love it.

Thanks, Lil Will.

Anytime, Big Meels.

Let's celebrate

with some world-famous...

Duckworth Dancing!

Aw.

Aw!

Blah, blah, blah, girl stuff.

It's time for...

The Decider.

Oh, great.

He got a podium.

What's it gonna be, Bernard?

Air hockey or pinball?

I'm glad you asked.

This is the moment
you've all been waiting for.

When a decision
transforms an entire house.

I have decided

I'm changing my vote!

Wait, what's happening?

I now vote...

for air hockey!

Rodney, what are you doing?

I thought we were Team Pinball.

We are.

But I'm also on Team Best Friend Zane.

Maybe you don't know what it's
like to have a best friend.

- Actually, this whole show is about...
- But I do!

And what I want more
than a pinball machine

is for my best friend
to get the air hockey table

he's always wanted.

You heard me?

I did,

with my ears.

Wow!

Man, I don't know what to say.

Whatever it is,

say it with a hug.

Blah, blah, blah, guy stuff.

Who wants to hear The Decider's vote?

I too am changing my vote.

Seriously, what's happening?

Who's with us?

Let's go to the mall and pick out

an air hockey table right now!

Everyone in the Vuuugle Van!

Excuse me.

Whoa!

I, too, vote air hockey!

♪ The Reinforcer ♪

♪ Reinforcing decisions
that've already been made ♪

♪ Something,
something, in a high voice ♪