02x09 - Rescue in the Outlands

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(ROARS)

(NARRATOR READING)

(KION READING)

(FLIES BUZZING)

KION: Buffalo! Slow down!

It's the tsetse flies!

This is the most
I've ever seen!

They won't stop until
they get some relief.

Well, tsetse flies aren't
very fond of water.

Of course!

Ono, find some water!

We'll need enough
to hold the herd!

(GRUNTS)

There's a river
not far from here!

Perfect! Lead the way!

KION: This way, everybody!

(BUZZING)

What is that?

KION: Zebras! Out of the way!

Kion, can't you lead those
buffalo somewhere else?

We're eating here!

I said move!

(SCOFFS) Well,

you don't have to
be rude about it.

I never thought I'd be
so happy to get soaked.

Guess the flies like the water
even less than you, Fuli.

They're gone!

MBEYA: Help!

So many flies!

That sounds like Mbeya.

Now we know where
the flies went.

Let's go!

Huh. No jackals under here.

What are we gonna do
with the jackals when
we find 'em, anyway?

Can we eat 'em?

No, fur brain.

Scar wants us to talk to 'em
and get 'em on his side.

Then can we eat 'em?

JASIRI: Janja!

Jasiri?

What are you doing
on my turf?

Your turf?
Since when?

Since... Now.

Oh. Did you forget
to mark your turf for
the dry season? (LAUGHS)

No! I, uh...

Why didn't you fur brains
remind me to re-mark our turf?

Too bad. Now you're
in my territory.

But you're welcome to pass
through if you'd like.

Pass through?

Think I'd rather
take it back! (GROWLS)

Have it your way!

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTING)

(JASIRI GRUNTS)

Got ya now, Jasiri.

You think?

Ow!

Hey!

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

Cut it out!

Sure. Just stop fighting me
and go back the way you came.

Yeah, all right.

But just you wait.
This ain't over, Jasiri!

Come back anytime,
Janja! (LAUGHS)

(FLIES BUZZING)

(SIGHS)

This is so embarrassing.

Don't worry, Mbeya.
We'll get you out of there.

Beshte...

Twende Kiboko!(GRUNTS)

(CHUCKLES) Thank you so much!

Sure thing, Mbeya.

How did you get
stuck in there?

It's these flies!

I tried rolling in the dirt
to get them off,

but I rolled into
the stream bed instead.

We'll take you
to a watering hole.

It'll help keep
the flies away.

And in the meantime,
you've got me!

(CHOMPING)

(SIGHS)

Should I even ask
how the meeting with
the jackals went?

We didn't find 'em, okay?

Yeah.
We found Jasiri instead.

She's the one who
sent us back here!

I'm sorry, did you say
one hyena defeated
all three of you?

Hey, Jasiri's
no ordinary hyena.

She's fearless or something.

A fearless hyena?

Perhaps, she should be part
of our collective.

What? No. No way.
Jasiri's bad news.

She's even friends
with the Lion Guard!

Friends with the Lion Guard?

Oh, yeah.

She even respects the circle
of life like they do.

Trust me, Scar,
Jasiri's the worst!

♪ Hyenas should be rotten
Hyenas should be mean

♪ But then you got Jasiri

♪ She's like nothing
that you see

♪ She's nice
to other creatures

♪ Yeah, the circle of life

♪ But when it comes
to my guys

♪ She causes nothing
but strife

♪ She's the worst hyena
we know

♪ So bad

♪ She makes me mad
just at hello

♪ So bad

♪ Yeah, she's friendly
and kind

♪ Drives me out of my mind

♪ She's the worst, the worst

♪ The worst hyena we know

♪ So when we got to face her,
like what just happened now

♪ We got her all outnumbered
but she beats us somehow

♪ She gives a little laugh
and a cute little smile

♪ But then she kicks our tails
and she does it in style

♪ She's the worst hyena
we know

♪ So bad

♪ She makes me mad
just at hello

♪ So bad

♪ Yeah, she's friendly
and kind

♪ Drives me out of my mind

♪ She's the worst, the worst

♪ The worst hyena we know

♪ Did I forget
to mention Kion?

CHEEZI:
♪ Yeah, you did

JANJA:
♪ She and him
are like best friends

♪ And when
they're both together

♪ It's impossible to defend

♪ When will it end?

I don't know.

Me neither.

♪ She's the worst hyena
we know

♪ So bad

♪ She makes me mad
just at hello

♪ So bad

♪ Yeah, she's friendly
and kind

♪ Drives me out of my mind

♪ She's the worst, the worst

♪ The worst hyena we know ♪

We cannot have
an ally of the Lion Guard,
here in the outlands.

Get rid of her.
Immediately.

Oh? Uh, yeah. Sure thing.

But take your entire clan.

She's obviously more than
a match for the three of you!

Yeah, yeah! The whole clan.
You got it, Scar!

And, Janja...

Don't disappoint me again.

(GULPS) No.
I mean, uh, yeah. I mean...

Let's go, boys!

(FLIES BUZZING)

(BUZZING)

Can't the Lion Guard
do something to
get rid of these flies?

(SCOFFS) I wish.

Me, too.

It'd be great
if we could just shout,
"Flies, go away!" And...

Un-bunga-lievable!

Big B, how'd you do that?

THURSTON: Excuse me.

Where are we zebras
supposed to drink?

Someone filled
the river with buffalo.

Of course!

The flies didn't leave because
Beshte told them to,

they've left because
the zebras showed up!

That's why they left
down by the river, too!

You mean the flies
don't like zebras?

They don't like
the zebra's stripes.

Common knowledge, really,
though, nobody knows why.

So, if we stick
with the zebras,

we won't have to deal
with the flies?

We'll take you
to the nearest
watering hole.

Mbeya, too. Come on!

A Lion Guard escort?

Well, I suppose
it's only fitting.

(HYENA CUBS LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

Ha!

(GASPS)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

You found us!

I did.

And now we can
all look for Madoa.

You ready?

Is she here? Let's see...

ALL: Ha!

Oh, well. Guess we
gotta keep looking.

CUB 1:
We're gonna find you, Madoa!

Aw, ain't that cute.

Jasiri's playin' with cubs.

Let's get 'em all.

JANJA: Jasiri!

Back so soon, Janja?

I already told you,
this is my turf now.

Oh this ain't
about turf, Jasiri.

I told ya this
wasn't over. Get her.

(GROWLS)

(CUBS SCREAMING)

CUBS: Jasiri!

CHEEZI: Slow down, kids!

No! Leave them alone!

They're only cubs!

(ALL GROWLING)

(GRUNTS)

(PANTING)

(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

No!

(GRUNTS)

(SCREAMS)

(GASPS) No!

(LAUGHING)

(GRUNTS)

I'll get you for this, Janja!

You ain't gonna
get nobody, Jasiri.

You're stuck down there.

Gather 'round, boys!

What do you say
we stick around and see
what happens next?

Should be very entertaining.

(BUBBLING)

There's too many of them.

Our clan can't fight them
without Jasiri.

I need the Lion Guard.

And in my fifth dry season,
I fought off a leopard.

That's how I earned
the stripes on my backside.

See?

Poa.

Did you get a good look?

Yeah, we can see
it fine from here.

(GROANS) Zebras don't
earn their stripes.

They're born with them.

(SCOFFS) Are you a zebra?

No, obviously.

Then how could you
possibly know?

Wait, what? But...

(GROANS)

Where are you going, Ono?

Back to the flies.

They're less annoying.

(BUZZING)

(SQUAWKS, COUGHS)

(SPITS)

MADOA: Lion Guard!

Wait a tick.

Lion Guard!

Where are you?

Madoa?

Yes, it's us.

Over here.
This way, Madoa.

Madoa?

Kion, I need your help.

A hyena?

Panic and run.
Panic and...

KION: No.

Do not panic and run.

Madoa is our friend.

Just stay calm,

stay here,

and keep the flies away.

Oh.

Well...

Very well.

But it's not the zebra way.

What is it, Madoa?

Janja has Jasiri trapped
in a steam vent.

And Wema and Tunu
are in there with her.

The two little cubs?

Are they okay?

I think so,
but they're stuck

and surrounded by
Janja and his clan.

We'll save them, Madoa.

Just lead the way.

Till the Pride Lands end...

ALL: Lion Guard defend!

(ALL COUGHING)

(GRUNTS) How can we run

with all these
flies in our faces?

Oh, hello, Lion Guard.

I was wondering
where you went.

I know what
you're thinking, Kion.

Oh, no.
You can't be serious.

You guys have a better idea?

We need your help.

The only way we can
get where we're going

is if you come with us.

Because zebras have
the best sense of direction
in the Pride Lands?

(LAUGHS)

Sorry.

Well...

Without you, we won't be able
to tell which way we're going.

And that's bad, right?

Right.

But I think you should know

we're going after
some bad hyenas.

Oh, I see.

Gracious.

Hey, this could be a chance

to earn another stripe
on your backside.

You're right.

There's plenty of room
back there for another one.

(CHUCKLES) I'll do it.

Lion Guard, follow me.

Actually, we're all
following Madoa.

Oh. Well, in that case,

Lion Guard,
follow that hyena.

And here's another
interesting fact
about zebras...

What? That they can't
stop talking?

Well, that's true, too.

But that's not the fact
I was going to mention.

Hang on, everybody.

You notice something?

No flies.

Well, sure,
because we're with a zebra.

Yeah, but look around.

I mean,
there's no flies anywhere.

They're all gone.

Of course.

We're in the Outlands.

Tsetse flies like the brush.

It's too barren
for them out here.

So, if there are no flies,

can we lose the zebra?

Yeah, we'll be
faster on our own.

Thanks for your help.

And I hope you don't mind,

but we'll take it from here.

You can head home.

You mean I'll miss
catching the bad hyenas?

Well... Yeah.

Huzzah!

I didn't need that new stripe
on my backside anyway.

It'll be easy for you
to get home.

See Pride Rock?

Just go that way.

You don't need to tell me.

Everyone knows zebras

have the best sense of
direction in the Pride Lands.

Ta-ta.

You should go too, Madoa.

Make sure the rest
of your clan stays safe,

while we get
Jasiri and the cubs.

I will. Thank you.

Just keep going that way
and you'll find the vent.

Got it in sight.

But it's surrounded
by a lot of hyenas.

Pfft! So?

They're no match
for the Lion Guard.

Till the Pride Lands end...

ALL: Lion Guard...

Excuse me, speaking
of the Pride Lands,

which way was it again?

ALL: That way.

Oh, I see now.

Ta-ta, Lion Guard.

Let's go.

Ah, yes. This looks right.

(STEAM HISSING)

What was that?

A little steam, that's all.

Nothing to worry about.

I'm not worried,

as long as we're with you.

You see that?

The steam down there
means the vent's gonna blow.

Then, bye-bye, Jasiri.

(ALL LAUGHING)

How are we doing, Ono?

We're getting close.

The vent's just past
that ravine.

Great. Lead the way.

Yes, lead the way.

Seriously?

What are you doing here?

What am I doing here?

What are you doing here?

Shouldn't you be off
on your rescue mission

instead of here
in the Pride Lands?

(BIRD SQUAWKING)

Say what?

ONO:Hapana.

Everyone, everyone!

Jasiri's vent.

It's gonna blow!

Heyvi kabisa!

We gotta move. Right now.

Wait for me.

I've never seen a vent blow.

What's a vent?

How ya feelin'
down there, Jasiri?

Hot enough for ya?

Well, fur brains,

guess one of my plans
is finally gonna work.

KION: Guess again, Janja.

Oh, come on.
Not you guys.

Who's up there, Jasiri?

Kion. And the Lion Guard.

You know what, Kion?
It don't matter.

I got all my guys
with me today.

Even the smart ones.

He means us, right?

Uh-huh.

There's no way you're savin'
Jasiri and the cubs.

Oh, yeah?

Watch us.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

I'm coming, Jasiri.

Oh, no, you ain't.

You really
want to take me on?

Huwezi.

Ha!

(WHIMPERING)

Zuka Zama!

(CHUCKLES) That was fun.

(PANTING) Am I late?

Did I miss the vent?

(LAUGHS) No, you're right
on time, zebra.

Hyenas.

(STAMMERS) What are you doing
in the Pride Lands?

Wait. We're in
the Pride Lands?

(LAUGHS) It looks so much
like the Outlands.

I know, right?

(LAUGHS)

Before we eat ya,

you gotta answer
one question.

Okay, that seems fair.

How do we get back
to the Outlands?

You've come
to the right place.

Zebras have the best sense of
direction in the Pride Lands.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

All right, Kion.

Now you're getting me
really steamed.

(SCREAMS)

Jasiri?

Are you okay?

Oh, we're fine.

Would love
a little help, though.

You've got it.

We have to do something.

The lava's rising fast.

Easy. Roar into the vent
and blow the lava away.

And blow Jasiri
and the cubs away, too?

Ooh.

Okay.

Maybe something else then.

Hapana.Kion, look out.

(GROWLS)

Beshte, I have an idea.

We ain't done with
youse yet, Lion Guard.

You'll wish you were, Janja.

Beshte, you know what to do.

Now!

(ALL YELLING)

(ROCKS CLATTERING)

BESHTE: Incoming rock.

Look out for the splash.

Uh, okay.

Twende Kiboko.

(SIZZLES)

(VOLCANO RUMBLING)

Brilliant.

Wema, Tunu.

When I say "Go",
we're going to jump.

(LAVA BUBBLING)

Go!

(GROWLS)

(SNARLS)

You're all alone, Janja.

You lose.

Huh?

So? I don't see
Jasiri nowhere.

And that means I win.

JASIRI: Look again, Janja.

You really want to fight
all of us by yourself?

Fine.

But this ain't over, Jasiri.

Hey, Janja.

We headin' back
to the Outlands now?

What?

Don't worry.

We know how to get there.

The zebra told us the way.

Ooh. The zebra.

We forgot to eat him.

We can do it next time.

See ya, zebra.

If you're ever
in the Outlands,

come visit for dinner.

How lovely. I will.

Ta-ta.

Asante,Lion Guard.

Thanks.

Happy to help.

It's weird.

I know Janja was trying
to win back his turf,

but this was more than that.

He was really out to get me.

It's the dry season.

It makes animals
do crazy things sometimes.

Those hyenas were nice.

Nothing to be
afraid of at all.

(SCREAMS) Hyenas
in the Pride Lands!

Don't ask.

Well, I should take these
cubs back to the clan.

See you next time, Lion Guard.

CUBS: Bye, Lion Guard.
Thank you.

ALL: Goodbye.

Okay, everybody,

let's go home.

(SIGHS)

This way.

I wanna thank you.

You really helped
us out today.

I did?

Sure.

You helped us make it
to the Outlands.

You handled those
two hyenas all by yourself.

And you didn't panic and run.

Hmm, I guess you're right.

I am the bravest zebra
of them all.

That's not exactly
what I said.

Right.

But it's that
kind of teamwork

that the Lion Guard
is all about.

(GASPS) You mean...

I'm a member
of the Lion Guard now?

That wasn't quite
what I meant.

I'm a member
of the Lion Guard.

Wait till I tell my herd.

Everyone, I'm a member
of the Lion Guard!

Think we should
tell him the truth?

Nah, leave it.

It's not like we're going
to be hanging out with
the zebras anymore.

(BUZZING)

Zebras.

KION: Wait.

ONO: Come back.

FULI: Can we hang out?

Huh, I guess they
really miss the zebras.

(CHORUS VOCALIZING)

♪ Look out
Here comes the Lion Guard ♪