02x01 - Spain

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"Ride with Norman Reedus" follows The Walking Dead star and motorcycle enthusiast where he and a guest of the week travel across a different destination on a motorcycle while exploring the city's biker culture and checking out various locales.
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02x01 - Spain

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All my life,

people have said I was crazy.

-Don't cross my line.
-Don't cross over

to my stuff.

But crossing the pond

to take a ride
with Negan himself...

Jeffrey Dean Morgan...

Might be
my most insane idea yet.

It's good to see you,
man.

Let's
wind this sucker up.

What else can you expect
when your worlds collide...

other than % pure,
unadulterated chaos?

We're never gonna
get out of here.

Welcome to a land where
the exuberance of its people

is matched only
by the magnificence

of your surroundings.

This is Spain.

Barcelona.

In Barcelona,
life happens outdoors

on city sidewalks
and corner cafés.

It's a vibrant metropolis

where the streets don't honk,
they howl.

Now, this church right here
is awesome.

-something years ago,
I arrived in Spain

in awe of the multitude
of art and culture.

As a young kid
without anywhere to be,

it seemed like
the perfect place to be.

So I unpacked my bags
and spent a year living here

immersed
in all its inspiration.

Awesome.

Back then, I had no idea
where I was headed

or what my future held.

So it was surreal returning
to Spain after all this time

for "The Walking Dead"
press tour.

And being here,
I took full advantage...

Hosting my art exhibit
in Barcelona...

It's really just a collaboration
of a bunch striking poses...

That I made...

Over maybe
a -year period.

Hey!

And making plans
to take a ride

and see this country
all over again.

Over the next three days,

I'll be hitting
the Barcelona streets

before passing through my
old stomping grounds in Sitges,

while heading kilometers
south into Valencia

for a festival that I've heard
gets the entire city shaking.

Barcelona.

But right now, I'm stopping
downtown to do breakfast...

Spanish style...

And to meet up
with an old friend.

You are adorable.

Am I not adorable?

You're so adorable
right now.

What do you think
of this baby?

What's up, buddy?

How are you, man? I'm good, brother.
How are you?

Good to... I'm great.
I'm great.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan's
a great guy

and an even better actor.

In the ' s, I'd run into him

while watching bands
at the Kibitz Room in L.A.

We became fast friends,

and I was stoked
when I found out

he was gonna join our cast.

Jeffrey's taking some time out
from a family vacation

to join me
and see a part of Spain

I once knew really well.

Little Brixton.
It's teeny and cute.

Thanks.
I got it here in Barcelona.

This is not only...
Is this a scooter?

-I call it a "booter."
-A booter?

It's half bike,
half scooter.

I kind of like it.

They told me I could ride
all the way through Europe

with this thing...
They've been doing it for years.

I dare you.
You do?

Come on.
Let's go get some coffee.

-Let's do it.
-I just woke up.

Have you ever
been here before?

First time
in Barcelona.

Yeah,
I think this is it.

Right here?
Excuse me...

This is cool. This is
this is awesome.

Nice.
Grab a seat?

Bam.
Barcelona.

Right?
Barcelona.

-Barcelona.
-Barcelona.

It's good to see you,
man.

Thanks for doing this.
It's great to see you.

Thank you for having me.

Yeah,
of course, of course.

I mean, we were just
on the press junket...

Yeah.
Which was bananas.

Boy, that was something, wasn't it?
Yeah.

, people
in the streets

that couldn't get into the event.
Yeah.

Being new
to "The Walking Dead" world...

I've been doing this
a long time,

but I've never, ever in my life
seen anything like that. Yeah.

Well, I mean,
I've done seven years of it.

Never seen
anything like that.

That was bananas.

Well, that was the craziest
thing I've ever seen.

-Hello. Hey.
-Hi.

Thank you.
Muchas gracias.

De nada.

What are you
feeling like?

Man, I'm looking
at your cured ham.

Cured ham,
here in Spain,

is something
everyone should try.

Yes.

When in Barcelona,
you know?

That's right. When in Barcelona,
be like Barcelona. Yeah.

-Okay. Okay.
-Thank you.

I'm trying to think,
like, how we first met.

When I met you, we were probably
, years old, maybe?

Yeah, about. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.

I couldn't afford a car.

I rode on a Suzuki Intruder,
and I had a big dog...

Half Chow,
half Golden Retriever...

who rode on the gas t*nk
of my motorcycle...

Shut up.

Going up and down the
going miles an hour.

When we first moved to L.A., there
was no helmet law. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Probably not the safest,
mind you.

Right, right.

I don't even remember
that part.

But it was... it was fun

back in those days,
those early L.A. days, and...

Okay, guys.
So... bread with tomato.

And Catalan cheeses,
okay?

Yeah, that looks awesome. Thank you.
That's for here.

Thank you so much.

Would you like
half of my ham?

'Cause you know this bread
is gonna be divine. Yeah.

I kinda do.
Yeah, yeah. Try that.

Cheers.
Yeah, cheers, homie.

Good to see you,
brother.

Nice to see you,
too, man.

Yeah.

This is why
you come to Barcelona.

Yeah, that's perfect.

I'm excited to see
a little road.

So, we have, two guys
coming to meet us.

There's Marcos and Ramón.

Marcos is a custom-bike builder
out here.

Yeah.
Ramón is a buddy of his.

So, they're gonna take us
around after this.

Hold on.

Should we go meet 'em?

Your buddies are here.

Yeah, let's go meet 'em.
Let's go.

-What's up? Hi.
-Hey, how you doing, guys?

-Hey, guys.
-Hey, I'm Norman.

Hi, nice to meet you.
How you doing?

-Hola. Jeffrey.
-Nice to meet you.

-And you.
-Nice to see you.

-This is one of your bikes?
-That's my bike, yeah.

-And this is yours?
-It's mine.

Like a little café racer. It's awesome.
Café racer, yeah.

So, what are we gonna do,
fellas?

Where are you
gonna show us?

-Yeah, sure.
-Let's do it.

Sí, let's see
some... some Barcelona.

What do you
call this area?

This... This road
is "La Rambla."

It's the most famous,
street in Barcelona.

And now you can see...
So, it's proud.

Yeah, what?

Has a lot of history,
yeah.

The buildings are really old...
You know, from the s.

And these...
All of these are?

Yeah, look.
You can tell, you know, that...

Some of the walls
that have been built here,

like,
were built by the Romans.

Look... Look
at this one.

Yeah, they're doing
the actual tile work.

-Yeah, a mosaic. Yeah.
-Exactly.

It's a mosaic.
A mosaic.

They're restoring it,
you know?

That's amazing.

That's real street art.

There's an unrivaled history

that radiates
from these streets.

Call it the effect
of the old Mediterranean,

of being a harbor city on
the world's first super-highway.

This place
is a cultural exchange...

A crossroads of three continents

that continues to shape
the city to this day.

-We'll go to the market.
-Here we are.

Here we are.

This is cool.
This is really cool.

Look at the glass,
you know, and everything.

Yeah. Yeah.

Look at all the ham right here,
all this stuff.

-Yeah.
-Yeah, that's it.

That's the stuff,
right there.

Look.
I can smell fresh fish.

We have... So, this is all caught
in the water right out here?

-Yeah, Mediterranean.
-Look, sea urchin.

Yeah.

It is so tasty, yeah.

I love... I love sea urchin.
Yeah, I do, too.

-Chop the top off and eat it.
-Yeah, chop the top and...

-Ready?
-Ready.

Yeah.

Cheers!

My God.
That's awesome.

That's so good.
Yeah.

That is very good.

This is really nice. It doesn't
get fresher than this.

No, man, it's amazing.

Gracias!
De nada!

Bye-bye!
Bye, thank you!

Bye.
Thank you.

-This place is amazing.
-Yeah.

It's amazing, right? You know,
you can find everything here.

Yeah!

Eat it, eat it,
eat it, eat it!

Yeah!

I can't fight my way
in there.

There we go.

We're never gonna get
out of here, are we?

We're just gonna stay here forever.
All right, yeah.

All right,
where's our guys?

-They're up here?
-There they are.

Yeah, well, it's... I tried.
He did it, not me!

It's his fault!

Geesh!

-Thank you.
-But the camera's that way.

You're not even looking.

Can I kiss you?

Sure.

I need it.
My God. I love you.

"I need it"...
Is that what you said?

"I need it!"

Yes.

Lucille is
in my back pocket.

Thank you very much. All
right, let's roll. Jeffrey!

Yeah, let's do it. Bye, guys.
We gotta roll.

All right, let's take it.
Let's... Let's escape.

-Jeffrey!
-Jeffrey!

Yes?
Run away, run away!

Run away!

All right.

This is working out well.

Yeah.

If I ever wondered
whether "The Walking Dead"

was a thing in Spain,
I guess I have my answer.

Hurry. We gotta go.

Bye, guys.

What?

I love you!

I love you!

Hey, they're kind of
filling up the streets.

Hey, nice to meet...

Hold on,
I'm... I'm riding a bike.

Now they're back.
They're back.

They're back.
They're zombies.

Hey, how are you guys?

You got it?
You got it?

Thank you, guys!

Hold on, hold on.

Don't grab that.
Don't grab on.

Help, I'm trapped!

Hey, let's... Go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go!

We gotta go.
Let's go.

-Bye, guys!
-Bye!

Bye, guys!

My gosh.
You made it.

That was tough. They... They
They broke my mirror.

I got,...
I got my grabbed.

"The Walking Dead" has been

one of the most rewarding
projects of my career.

And the passion
of our loyal fans,

it never gets old.

But now it's time to say goodbye
to these crowds

and explore
the rest of this city.

Let's wind
this sucker up.

Yes!

I know you guys
like to kiss here.

We've been kissed a lot.

My God. I'm surrounded!
Negan, come get me!

I love seeing a statue
in the middle of the road.

Don't have that in America.

Nah, man.

Riding these streets,
you begin to understand

how this city
has come to inspire

so many great artists,

from Dalí to Miró to Picasso.

You can see the
Sagrada Família in the front.

-Hey, wait...
-Yeah, I see it.

That's insane.

But no visionary
has transformed Barcelona

quite like the claimed
modernista architect

Antoni Gaudí.

This church,
the Sagrada Família,

is his magnum opus.

When did they start
building this thing?

In ... .

Holy smokes!

They're gonna finish it
in, .

No way.
Really?

-Yeah, yeah.
-Yeah.

Dude, that is crazy.

One of the most
beautiful church in the world.

We're going up
north to Tibidabo.

You're gonna see some amazing
views of Barcelona from the top.

-Yeah,
-Great.

And into the tunnel.

You know, when I was a kid,
whenever we saw a tunnel,

you'd try to hold your breath
going through it.

Yeah, tunnel time.

Hold your breath, Norman!

All right!

We made it.
Yes!

Right here?

Yeah.

So, here's Barcelona.

-Look, the beautiful Barcelona.
-Yes.

What a view.

See, Barcelona is much bigger
than you think it is

when you're walking around
down in there.

You have no idea
how spread out it is.

What's unique about
riding motorcycles here?

I think
the size is perfect.

You know, it's not too big
and not too small.

And then, the location
is so perfect.

You have the beach
and the mountains.

Everybody has a motorcycle
here in Barcelona.

Actually, this road
is really famous, because,

in the ' s, they used to make
a lot of, like, illegal races.

A lot... A lot of people
d*ed on this road.

When I was a kid,
we used to come here,

and with the mopeds,
you know,

to
To go this...

You'd race mopeds up here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Is that a race?
-Yeah, yeah. Lookit.

Yeah, he's hauling ass.

Lookit, lookit.
Yeah, he's taking a lean.

Yeah. He's leaning
in that corner.

See, we could fit in here,
Norman.

We'd just ride motorcycles all day.
Yeah, all day.

I mean, we have our... our own
history as a kingdom.

That's why we have
our own language,

our whole culture,
food, everything.

That's why we all wanted
to be independent

of... of the Spanish, kingdom.
Country, yeah.

We are still trying.
We're still trying.

How long have you been trying
to vote for that?

Since forever.

-Since forever?
-Yeah.

But we are really proud about,
you know, our history,

and our culture, you know?
It... That's right.

Which is an open gate
to the world, you know?

It's hard not to admire
the tenacity

of the Catalonian people.

Theirs is a spirit
of independence

that's long fueled mankind.

And looking over
this once-capital city,

I can't help but appreciate
the influence of its past,

even as Barcelona
contemplates its future.

Okay, ready to go down?

-Yeah!
-Starving.

You taking us somewhere?

The best food in town.
Yeah?

To my mom's place.
Nice.

Let's do some Ramón-mom,
home-cooking, tapas style.

-Mama.
-Hola.

-Hey.
-Hey.

-Mom!
-Mama!

Hey.

And my mom.

Nice to meet you.

Hey, nice to see you.

Thank you
for having us, sir.

Let's go to... to
the terrace, yeah.

Yeah.

This looks amazing.

This is a beautiful patio.

Thank you, sir.
Here we are.

I'm gonna eat a lot of food.

Everything homemade

from my beautiful mom,
Marie.

-It's beautiful.
-Nice.

-Thank you.
-It looks amazing.

This looks delicious.
Delicious.

Tell me about the artwork.

I did it with my mom
when I was in, high school,

-collecting all these...
-Tile.

Yeah, from the street.

We... We spent two years
or three years making it,

like, once in a while,
you know?

That's awesome.
That's amazing.

Me and my mom, like,
"ting, ting"...

Putting it and cutting it,
you know?

Like...
Pan.

And he goes boom.
Okay.

-Boom.
-Tostado.

Tostado.
Thank you.

Thank you, thank you,
thank you.

This is the tostado.
Right here?

Thank you so much
for having us here.

It's really sweet
of you.

Muchas gracias, thank you.

It's our... our pleasure,
trust me.

Yeah.

Beautiful, muy bonita.

You take
a little garlic?

Garlic, yeah!

And you...

Yeah.
That's a good way.

That's a great idea,
yeah.

Put the tomato,
and you smash it here.

Yeah.

Okay.

And then olive oil.

-Ready to go.
-Heck yeah.

And then you put ham.

Ham.
Ham, of course.

I missed everything.

You're missing the best part.
Thank you.

Yeah,
what was I thinking?

Yeah.
"What is wrong with him?"

Geez, Jeff. What's
wrong with you, man?

Good?

It's wild, man.

Love the garlic.

I love...
I mean, that just solves

half my problems in life.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

Why do you think,
Barcelona

is such, a,...
an artistic city?

I mean,
we drive one block

and there's a giant sculpture
everywhere we go here. Yeah.

Well, because,
it's... it's... it's...

Cultures, yeah.
Cultures.

Barcelona has been
a really open city

since... since forever,
you know,

having the harbor,
you know?

So we have architecture
from the Romans,

the Gothics, the Jewish,

the Muslims...
Everyone has been here.

And you can feel the... this
vibe in the c-city, you know?

Yeah. Like, street art,
graffitis, and the illustrators.

Yeah.
Graffiti is amazing, by the way.

-It's amazing, yeah.
-Yeah.

So we are more social,
we have a little more open mind.

That makes sense. We
like to talk, you know?

We like to touch.
You know, we like to kiss.

I know you guys
like to kiss here.

We've been kissed a lot
by everyone here.

Lots of touching... lots
of touching and kissing here.

A lot of kissing going on
around here, yeah.

We like to kiss,
we like to touch.

How did you...
How did you guys meet?

My dad
was a musician.

He was lead singer of,...

a rock 'n' roll band
in the ' s.

My... My dad was singing
in a show,

and my mom was a fan.

You saw her in the audience?
Yeah.

Was it... Was it
love at first sight?

-Sí, sí, sí.
-Yeah.

Yeah, yeah?

Asi, asi.

This is usually
right around the time

where I'd wax poetic
about my thoughts

or how I'm feeling.

But this time, just this once,

I'm thinking
words might not be necessary.

Thank you for having me.
It's a pleasure.

They say home
is where you lay your head.

And for a minute, in my youth,
that place for me was Sitges.

And tomorrow, I'm finally
gonna make my return.

There's the church
right there.

That's it, right?
Sitges.

God.

Yay!

-Yeah.
-Yay.

I signed someone's
pregnant belly last night.

And she was like, "It's yours!"

And she was there
with her husband.

Awkward.

Goodbye, Barcelona.

Waking up this morning
and leaving Barcelona,

we're heading south.

It's a -kilometer
coastline ride

straddling the Balearic Sea

to the village of Sitges.

It's a place I used to know
a thing or two about.

Dude, this is beautiful.
Look at this.

Hello, Mediterranean.

Look at this water.

JDM, Look at this!

This is why we're here
ridin', man.

Look at the ruins right
here that we're gonna pass.

And look at this...
Whatever this thing is.

Yeah, it's a church.

That thing's awesome.

Which might
be a restaurant.

Jesus has to eat, too,
bro.

Is that our town
straight ahead?

Yeah, there's the church
right there.

That's it, right? Yeah.
Yeah, I think so.

Sitges, Tarragona.

Sitges.

I don't remember this
being this developed.

Does this look
at all familiar to you?

-Not at all, man.
-No?

Growing up,
the to , suit and tie...

It just wasn't in the cards.

It's how, in my early s,

I found myself in Japan,
then England,

working odd jobs
to support an art habit.

It was a simpler life,

disconnected from
the expectations of society.

How did you pick
this place, man?

You know, I was
living in Tooting Bec...

You know,
outside of London...

And I think it was
right around the time

that Jane's Addiction
song...

And I kinda
just did that.

I came to Barcelona,
and somebody just said,

"Hey, you should
check out Sitges".

Somehow,
I just ended up out here

and just trying to figure out
what I was gonna do with my life.

I got to stretch my butt.

Look at these
little sailboats.

Yeah, that's beautiful.

It's pretty here?

This is what I remember...
The church, man.

And then it goes "Dong. Dong."

Yeah.

See, that... that I remember
more than anything...

-Look at these.
-Is the noise.

You... You can see the bell
getting smacked. Yeah. Yep.

That noise...
I love...

Out of everything, the noise
is what I remember the most.

I could do this.

Yeah, right?

I see why you made the stop
in your youth.

Can we walk around and see if
we can find your old apartment?

Yeah.

This is one
of the wider alleyways

we've been on
in this... country.

But I remember, like,
from my place,

the view to the church
was...

There was nothing here.
So open.

So this is all new to me.

It's so pretty, though.
Yeah.

Does this street
ring a bell?

I don't know.

What kind of apartment
was it?

There was a...
Like a fruit stand,

and then,
right above the fruit stand,

was a little,
short building.

So it was like
a one-bedroom, a studio?

Yeah, and then it had
a little shower

that was connected to it.
And then the shower...

Salt water would come out
of the shower.

So, you go in the ocean and then
you'd wash off with seawater again?

Yeah,
this is gonna be impossible

to try to figure out
where I used to live.

But I remember, my apartment,
it wasn't high...

As high as that,
but maybe just as high as this.

But you know what?

It does bring back that
that time in my life

was such, like,
a... a chill time.

Like, it was so relaxing
and...

Did you do anything here
for money?

I would sell a... a painting
or something.

I could make $ last a
month really easy. Yeah.

I remember I made the move
to New York when I was ,

and that was
such a big move.

I'm trying to imagine,
the move to here.

God,
it's changed so much.

Maybe... Maybe
you've changed, Norman.

I've definitely...

I have
definitely changed.

See, that's the funny thing
about life...

One day, you're leaving Sitges
to follow a cute girl to L.A.,

and the next, you're better
known as a guy named Daryl.

But it's pretty cool
to be back here,

even if
just for an afternoon.

I might have drawn a blank
on the apartment number,

but I remembered
a part of myself

that I had long ago forgotten.

Bye, Sitges.

I hardly knew you.

Cool place, though,
man.

Yeah.

Do I look like a giant

riding a little,
baby motorcycle?

It's very European.

Does it get shaky
when it gets fast?

Yeah, dude.

It gets
the high-speed wiggles

at like miles an hour.

Downhill, I could get
this up to something.

Come on, Buddha.
I'm going.

It's like a tiger.

I'm getting the most
out of every gear, man.

Let's wind
this sucker up!

Booter!

Come on, Jeff.
You can do it!

I'm trying, man!

There you go!

!

Come on!
!

!

Please, do .
Please... !

I'm drafting
this cement truck.

- - !

Dude, I'm tuckin' in
my freakin' elbows.

You look hysterical

all crouched down
on that little thing.

I don't want anyone
to see me.

-Come on!
-No!

! !
Come on! Come on!

I'm bustin' out.
Go, go, go, go!

Topping out at .

Nice.

N... I missed.

Dude, you were hunched over that
thing like you were laying an egg.

I've lost any cred
I've ever earned in my life.

You think
you lost that today?

Come on, brother.

This is cool.
Let's check this place out.

The biker bar.

"Biker Bar"...
For those making the ride,

they're two
of the most welcoming words

in the English language.

Or any language.

It's a refuge from the road.

An opportunity to commune
with your own kind.

This is cool already.

You know,
there's a biker bar

in every country
I've ever been

that I've somehow found
along the way.

-Really?
-Yeah.

But it's the same
kind of vibe.

How's it going, man?

How you doing, dude? Hola.
What's up, guys?

-Nice to meet you, man. Yeah.
-Good to meet you.

Right on.
Hey, guys. What's up?

Yeah, now we're talkin'!
Yeah.

-Yeah.
-Now we're talkin'.

Yeah.

-Sweet. Lookit.
-Yeah.

Thank you.

I will, just boom.
Right here.

Perfect.
That's dope... Look.

-Or me.
-Yeah.

No!


Sí, thank you.
Thank you so much.

-How are you?
-Hi.

My name is Pepe.
I'm Norman.

Nice to meet you. There's
Pepe, there's Pepe.

I'm Jeff.
Hey, nice to meet you, man.

-Nice to meet you.
-So, do you own this place?

What a great spot.

-Yeah, yeah.
-It's a really great spot.

Yeah.

If I lived here,
I'd be here every weekend...

On a Friday night,
stay through Sunday.

You're... You're welcome
to camp here.

I would love to.

-Yeah.
-My God.

Look, you have a saddle
on here, man.

Yee-haw.
That's awesome.

Cool?
I'll work on it.

Let me just...
Let me just...

That is much easier.

God.
God. God.

This is a huge motorcycle.

Yeah.

Someone take a picture
quick.

Yay!

The act
of riding a motorcycle...

You've become a part
of an exclusive kinship.

It's a camaraderie

that goes beyond
where you're from,

your politics, religion,
even the language you speak.

We found our people in Spain.
Hey!

And as we end our second day,

I couldn't ask
for anything more.

This is the springtime
in Valencia.

It's like a big fish.
See, look at it, the mouth.

Hell yeah.

Let's do this.

Let's find this thing.

There it is.

We can't vandalize that.

Yes, we can!

Hold on, let me get a picture
before we ruin it.

Yeah, get over there.

Try to look cute
or something.

One, two, three, four.

Nice.

All right,
let's destroy this thing.

Perfect.

I gave you a -D booger.

No!

Is it weird that
he's decorating himself?

Does anybody else
find this kind of odd?

I like it.
Not bad, right?

-That's awesome.
-Much better.

Today,
we hit the ground running.

Because, as they say in Spain,

"A quien madruga,
Dios le ayuda".

I think it's about
birds eating worms

or something like that.

Dude, what do you know about
this festival we're going to?

What I heard about it is

it's something like
the patron saint of carpentry.

What we're gonna see
is massive wooden statues.

-No
-Yeah.

And then they sh**t off
a ton of fireworks,

so it's like Burning Man
meets really good food

and the th of July.

Dude, I can't wait.
Yeah.

Leaving Catalonia,

it's a -kilometer
straight sh*t

down European route E-
into the port city of Valencia.

It's Spain's third-largest city,

known as
the birthplace of paella

and for its annual
Fallas festival.

Turns out,
we've got good timing.

While in town, we'll be able
to experience both.

But first, we're meeting up
with a woman

who knows a thing or two
about riding in foreign places.

Hi.

Hi!

Good morning.
Good morning.

I'm Norman.
Nice to meet you.

Alicia.

Nice to meet you.

Since ,

Alicia Sornosa
has trekked , miles

across countries,

becoming the first Spanish woman
to ride across the world.

I hear the firecrackers
going off,

is that for Las Fallas,
for the festival?

All the people have a petardo...
Firecracker, yes.

So, all day long, "Pop, pop"?

-Yes, "Pop, pop."
-"Pop, pop."

And does this happen all over
Spain, or just in Valencia?

Only in Valencia.
Just in Valencia.

And what about the food?

Is there a lot of food
involved in this?

Yeah. You like the
Spanish food?

We like the Spanish food,
yeah.

Paella...
The tradition

is the paella is in the
middle of the table... Yeah.

And you eat with a spoon...
Only the spoon.

-Right out of the thing?
-Yes.

You have your part of paella,
okay?

And you only can eat
from your part.

You don't can't
eat any more.

-Don't cross my line.
-Don't cross over to my stuff.

Stay away
from my corner...

Corner of the circle.

-When I finish my part...
-Yeah.

I can eat your, your,
or the other parts of paella.

God, you guys are
so competitive.

With eating, with the paella...
Yeah.

You guys
are competitive.

-Yeah.
-It's really fun.

I think there's gonna be
some stabbing of forks.

I think I'm gonna be
jabbing that.

Yeah. I'll just
stick it right here.

Just... yeah.

How about your bike
for this trip?

This trip?

The booter?
The booter.

Half bike, half scooter.

Your bike
is very, very nice.

My bike's cool?
Yes.

Are you saying there's
something wrong with my bike?

My bike is better.

Hey, you want
to go for a ride?

-Yes, please.
-Let's go, then.

Let's do it.
Yeah.

-Ladies first.
-Yeah.

Thank you, thank you.

Look at these pink trees.

-They look great.
-Everything's in bloom.

This is the springtime
in Valencia.

-Yeah, these are beautiful.
-Man.

What's the building
on the left?

This... What's
this round one?

This is an auditorio.

This building's amazing right here.
Yeah.

Yes, this is beautiful...
The opera building.

It's the opera?

It's like a big fish,
and then the...

See, look at it,
the mouth.

Is that all tile?

That's all mosaic.
Look at that.

I never made it to Valencia.

This city is like being
in a sci-fi wonderland.

Gawking at its elegance,

Fallas festivities
are about to begin,

and Alicia's hooked us up

with some of the best seats
in the house.

Now we're getting into
the heart of the city.

Yeah, we are.

I just saw some floats
down that little side street.

And this...
Fallas San Vicente.

Yeah.
Yeah, there are the Falleras.

-Yeah.
-Hi!

Yay.

This is where all the people get
in the street, right here.

Yeah, man.
Look to your right.

Look at those... look at that giant
float-y thing going on over there.

Yes.
Yeah, beautiful.

Yeah, look at
all the people, man.

Keep your helmet on.

They possibly
can't recognize us.

Everybody recognizes you,
even with a helmet on, dude.

Remember, they broke my mirror
last time.

Let's keep moving.
Okay, come on, men.

Right here?

This is a bad idea.

All right, what's up?
Hi.

H-H-How's it going?
Thank you.

Leave the helmets on,
leave the helmets on.

-I love you so much!
-You're so sweet.

Go.

Come on, Norm.

"Justin Bieber."

We're here for the Mascletà.

During Fallas,
thousands of people

flood Valencia's town square
every afternoon

to witness this concert
of gunpowder.

This is amazing.

How many people
do you think are here?

I mean, look.
It's like Times Square.

Yeah, right?

Start... Start the Mascletà.

Ready?

Here we go.

God!

Now, that's how
you honor a patron saint...

And blow out an eardrum.

Man.
That was crazy.

"The Walking Dead"...

I'm so curious
about the storyline, too.

I mean, I can't wait to see
what they give us. I know.

Yeah!

Dude!

I'm still reeling
from those firecrackers.

Right?
B-B-B-B-B-Boom!

I might have peed my pants
a little bit during that.

Yeah.

Spend some time in Spain,

and you can't help
but be drawn in

by the vitality of its people

and its celebratory culture.

Before taking off
from Las Fallas,

we said our goodbyes
to Alicia,

because right now,
we're two men on a mission...

Fireworks.

After that spectacle,
can you blame us?

Look. It is just fireworks.
They have fireworks.

I want anything that's big
and says "Super" on it.

I kind of want...

I kind of want these things...
Like these rockets.

Don't you have to stick
those in sand, though?

Well, can we stick them in sand?
We're at the beach.

Or should we not?
Sure. No, get them.

Yeah.

Well, we'll get
a smaller variety.

Yeah, there we go.

We'll take that one.

All right, cool.
Let's do it.

All right, that's good.

This is gonna be awesome.
Yeah.

Thank you, guys.
Have a great day.

Cool!

That was cool, dude.
We got fireworks!

Yeah, dude. That was
like, adding to the economy.

Know what I'm sayin'?
Spain. Spain.

Dude,
have you had paella?

Paella?
Yeah, I had it, once,

but, apparently,
the best paella in the world

is right here
in Valencia.

Dude, let's get some paella.
All right, let's do it.

People!

My God.
Zombies!

God, they're just gonna run
right across the street.

My God,
I'm being chased.

This is grim.

Yeah,
we're... we're

I can hardly wait
to see what your plan is here,

now that we're gettin'
chased down the road.

My God.
I'm surrounded!

Zombies!
Negan, come get me!

Love you, too.

Hi, guys.

Te amo!

Come on,
we're going through.

We're going through.
Right through the middle.

We're in, we're in,
we're in.

Come on! Come on!
Come on!

We'll be right back.

Dude, how hungry...
How hungry are you right now?

I'm, - I'm hungry.

Yeah.

Look at all these people.
What's up? Hi.

Yeah, it's like having a dinner
party with all your friends.

You think they're gonna judge
the way we eat?

I don't even care.
I'm so hungry.

Hola, buenas noches.

-Hola.
-Hola.

Cómo estás?
Sangria for you?

Sangria? Yes, please.
Yes, please.

Could we order a paella?

-Okay.
-Yeah.

Boom.

Yeah, cheers, dude.
Cheers, dude.

I love you, man.
I love you, too.

Yeah.
Thank you for having me.

How much fun?

So much fun, dude.

Love you.
Yeah, love you back.

It's been
a hell of a trip.

Is that a paella pot?

Holy smokes.

Everybody wants some!

They all want some.

Look at that thing.

Paella... handsome paella.

Yeah, this is what
I'm talkin' about.

All right, do you... do you
remember the method

on how to eat this?
I do. I do.

Well, we can split this in half,
essentially.

That's your half.
This is mine.

Don't... Don't come over,
because then...

I won't come over... there's
no... there's no rules.

What is all in this?
This is chicken.

This looks like chicken,
and there's probably...

like,
some seafood in there?

Let's just go in.
Cheers!

Dude.

That's awesome.

And then,
do we put this on it?

Yeah,
there's some shrimp.

Dude, that's awesome.

I feel like all I've done
is eat and travel on this...

You know what I mean?
Yeah.

This is awesome.

Are you ready to get back
to the show?

Yeah, I don't feel like
we've had much of a vacation,

and I feel like
I want to rest.

You need a little nap?
I need a little nap.

I need a siesta.
A little Negan nap?

Yeah,
I need a little Negan nap.

Dude, I need
a little Negan nap, too.

The mental aspect...
Yeah.

Of "The Walking Dead"
for us is...

It's heavy,
it's a lot.

Get your mental back...
Back in track.

And the physical.

You know,
we've done nothing but,

eatin' and drinkin'
and being merry here.

So,
I'm gonna start sh**ting,

so it's time
to buckle it down.

And I'm so curious
about the storyline, too.

I mean, I can't wait to see
what they give us. I know.

I think... I don't think
you're the only one

curious about storyline.

They... all these people
out here.

Right?

They have no idea.
They're like, "Yeah!"

Thanks again for coming,
man.

-Brotha! Anytime.
-Hell yeah.

Can I ride a real bike
next time?

No booter?

It just won't be the same
without the booter.

That thing might end up with a firework
shoved up its tailpipe tonight.

That's right...
We have fireworks still.

Good job.

There's only one proper send-off

to a ride like this...

Blowing stuff up.

Jeffrey's wife and son
have met us in Valencia

to resume their family trip

and to lend a hand
in the destruction.

You ready? Holding this
really reminds me of Lucille.

-Yes!
-It is.

It is like Lucille.
You're right.

That's your boy.

-That's my boy.
-That's your boy.

-I think right here, right?
-Okay, ready?

Watch me push your dad
in front of this.

d*ck.

All right,
that's good, Gus.

All right.

Yeah.!

Yeah!

Dude!

That was awesome!

-Dude!
-That was sweet.

Awesome.
Awesome. Awesome.

Let's do some more.
Grab one.

-Yeah.
-Okay, ready?

Yell "Booter."

Booter.

-Booter.
-Booter!

Returning
to a place you once knew...

-Yeah!
-Yeah!

You're often reminded
life is fluid.

Streets, neighborhoods,
cities...

All continually changing,
adapting, and evolving.

Sometimes you'll find
the only constants that exist

are in your mind.

And coming back after years,

I knew I couldn't show Jeffrey
the Spain I remember...

because that place
no longer exists.

Mama, do you want to light...
Do you want to do this one?

Hilarie, get over here.
This one's yours.

Come here.

But the ride isn't just
about city skylines

and local hotspots.

It's about
the relationships you forge

and the things you uncover
along the way.

-Yeah!
-That's a good one.

Yeah!

And while it's cool to share old
memories with a good friend...

Turn around, Gus.
Wait.

What really matters

are the new ones
you create together.
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