02x06 - Forever Plaid

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It's been a defensive struggle

all day between these teams.

You're right.

The penthouse does have
the best tv in the hotel.

And has the best bathroom.
You should try it.

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Touchdown!

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Go, team!

Oh, no. What's Mr.
Moseby's gonna say?

Well, I don't know. Let's ask him.

♪Here I am in your life♪

♪Here you are in mine♪

♪Guess we have a suite life♪

♪Most of the time♪

♪You and me we got
the world to see♪

♪So come on now♪

♪Just me and you know what to do♪

♪So come on down♪

♪It's you and me and me and you♪

♪We've got the whole
place to get ourselves♪

♪You and me if we've
got it all for free♪

♪This is the suite life♪

♪We've got a suite life♪

The suite life of Zack and
Cody S E Forever Plaid

- What are you doing?
- Homework.

There was school today?

I thought it was a long weekend.

It's Wednesday.

Oh! So it's almost
the weekend again.

Well, no point in going now.

London, I have a message
from your father.

He is outraged by your poor
attendance record at school.

How did he find out?

He went to your school open house

and they'd never heard of you.

Daddy went to open house?

He does care.

He cares so much that he's
having you transferred

To our lady of perpetual sorrow.

That's funny.
My school's the same name.

What are the odds?

You mean, I have to wear...plaid

days a week?

School is days a week.

This just gets worse and worse.

Glad to see you're bonding.

Well, at least it
wasn't the whole wall.

Just be glad I'm not
charging them with

breaking and entering.

Actually, it would be
breaking and entering

and then breaking.

But I think it is a very good idea

to have the boys
repair the damage.

Reporting for duty, sir.
Hi, Carey.

Hi, Arwin.

Where are the boys? They're late.

Please, sir. I don't tell
you how to run your hotel.

You don't tell me
how to run my crew.

Zack and Cody reporting
for duty, sir.

Oh, don't you look adorable.

Thank you.

Now, boys,

you are to follow all of
Arwin's directions precisely.

And be careful.

Oh, don't worry, Carey.

When I was in school,

I was a phi beta hamma.

Well, I think we'll let
you get to your work.

Love you.

Love you.

Arwin!

What?

Crew, ten-hut!

Are you eyeballing me, boy?

Sorry. I'm just kidding.
I've always wanted to do that.

Ok, now, you're here to
follow my instructions.

So do everything I do
exactly as I do it.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Are you mocking me?

So, this is the cafeteria.

What do you want for
breakfast, London?

London?

I look horrible.

We're all wearing the same thing.

You look horrible, too.

No! No! No! No, no, no, no, no!

This is where you eat?

Where are the tablecloths,
the candles,

the string quartet?

You had a string
quartet at your school?

For breakfast. At lunch
it was the philharmonic.

Oh. Table for .
Something with a view, please.

Certainly. Why don't
you sit at table ?

It has a lovely view of table .

Oh, I understand.

No, no.

I'm sorry, sister.

Please excuse my friend.

She's new here and doesn't get it.

Well, I'm making it
your responsibility

To make sure she does get it.

Got it?

Got it. Got it?

Got it. What'd I get?

No. I'll take an egg white omelet

With tomatoes, shallots,
and crumbled feta.

Oh, and instead of
slicing the tomatoes,

could you dice them?

Why did that man put
cement on my tray?

This is just like prison,

Only the outfits are worse.

Hi, guys. I'd like you to meet...

London Tipton?

I can't believe London
Lipton's in our cafeteria.

Me neither.

I just met London Tipton.

I met her months ago.
Believe me, the thrill wears off.

Oh, well. Then I guess
I'm not inviting you

To the bandini fashion show today.

The thrill is back.
You wanna be best friends?

I made a friend in prison.

All right, guys, in order to
properly replaster this wall,

Ironically, we must first make
this hole slightly bigger.

All right!

Not that big.

We're gonna need more plaster.

Luckily, mother got
me some for Christmas.

What'd she get you for
your birthday, grout?

No.

Spackle.

You're making it worse.

Listen.

You don't tell me
how to fix things,

And I won't tell you
how to boil a pheasant.

You don't boil it. You braise it.

Oh, my gosh. I broke
through to the next room.

There's a girl's
soccer team in there.

Maybe we should go next
door and say hello.

"Maybe we should go next
door and say hello."

Zack, you can't spy on them.
It's wrong.

Haven't you always wanted to know

what a girl really thinks,

What they really want,

What they really talk about?

So you don't care about
what they look like?

Only in the interest of science.

Well, I do love science.

Incoming!

All right, guys,
let's close up that hole.

No!

I mean, it's lunchtime.

But all we've done is
made a bigger hole.

Don't make us call the union.

All right, let's dig in.

Well, you don't have
to eat with us, Arwin.

It's bad enough you have
to spend all day with us.

That's ok. I love spending
time with my crew.

I just feel bad for my mom.

All by herself in a big,
empty suite,

Having to eat all alone.

See you, crew.

You forgot a comma.
I gave you an "F."

I can't believe London
Tipton's in our English class.

She scares me.

I scare London Tipton.

For tomorrow,
I want you to write a report

On the Metamorphosis by Kafka.

Oy vey.

I would plotz for a cup of kafka.

Miss Tipton, you have a comment?

Yes. You know, about
that assignment thingy...

Yes.

It doesn't work for me.

Oh, I'm sorry.
Do you have other plans?

As a matter of fact, I do.

Well, what works for you?

Look how reasonable she is.

I don't know why you keep saying

these nuns are so mean.

Sister, I never said that.

I said how much you mean to me.

That's not what you said.

Shut up.

We don't say "Shut up."

Somebody just did.

Sorry, sister.

Look, sis,

can I get that assignment
thingy to you another day?

Sure, Lon. Any day in
particular you had in mind?

One second.

Oh, Friday won't work
because I have yoga.

Party on Monday.

Can I have my people get
back to your people?

My people are hard to reach.

It's a long-distance call.

London!

Well, now you're
just being difficult.

Somebody's in trouble.

Yeah. Somebody's in trouble.

Actually, somebodys.

Who? Who? The creepy weird girl?

No. The spoiled hotel heiress.

Is Paris Hilton in this class?

No. I'm talking about you.

You and your friend Maddie

just bought yourselves
hours of detention.

But I've never got
detention my entire life.

Neither have I.

That's because you
never go to school.

And now you know why.

Thanks to you, Mary Margaret and I

can't go to the fashion show.

I hate you.

You were gonna take me?

Yeah.

I hate you, too.

The cute red-headed
goalie is mine.

Keep your eyes off her.

You can have her.

I like the midfielder
who's reading.

Would you read Cody
rody a bedtime story?

I knew that she would.

Hey, guys. We got
to get to the park.

The ice cream truck hit a train.

There's ice cream everywhere.

Who cares? I hit the wall,

And it's raining girls in there.

We're unraveling the
mystery that is woman.

So you're peeping.

For science.

I love science.
it's my favorite subject.

Uh-uh-uh. sorry.

This hole is just for
me and my brother.

I got bucks.

Hello, brother Bob.

Oh, well, this is a
waste of bucks.

They're just all sitting
around reading and...

Wait. wait a minute. pillow fight.

- Let me see.
- Me first.

Back off. brother Bob's
doing his science project.

The name is Zeke.
First time in detention?

I've never even gotten a
"B" before.

- Me neither.
- Me neither.

And now I'm stuck in here
with a bunch of losers.

What are you in for?

I hit a kid who called me a loser.

Sister, save me.

Bless you for calling.

What?

I'm on my way.

Someone stole the
holy sugar cookies

For the visiting nuns.

of the apostles are missing.

I've got to run down and

get some more at smart & pious.

I'll be back in an hour.
No one moves.

Sis, what if i have
to go to the bathroom?

Hold it, and remember,

He is watching.

Well, I'm out of here.

Where are you going?

I'm not missing that bandini show.

I'll be there and back before
the sis with a pen returns.

Oh!

London, think.
the show is in new york,

Which is over an hour
away even by private jet.

Ah. You forgot the time change.

There's no time difference

between boston and new york.

Really? No wonder I'm always late.

Hey, open the door!

I'm too big a loser
to open the door.

That doesn't even make sense.

I'm too big a loser to make sense.

Oh, shut up.

I'm too big a loser to...

London!

Great. This morning I
was going to Harvard.

Now i'll be lucky to be accepted
at big al's beauty school.

They must be here somewhere.

Well, my mother always
wanted me to be a nun.

Let's go.

Not me. I've got a
fashion show to get to.

No. I promised Mr. Moseby,

Sister Gominick, and god

I'd look after you.

And frankly, I'm not sure
which one i'm most scared of.

There you are.

Sisters, we were
afraid you were lost.

Well, we're not. Got to go pray.

No. the cafeteria is this way.

It is such an honor
to have you here,

All the way from Finland,
Sister Huuskonenen.

Could you please translate?

You are sister Kim,
her translator?

Oh, right.

Kassa flugen de hooven.

Kassa flagen subermegen...

Dooksee gohoofer.

She says hi.

Anyway, we can't wait

Until we hear all about

our sister convent in Helsinki.

We prefer to call it "hecksinki."

Oh.

Time's up, bob. please come again.

Darn.

Well, I did find out that
the blonde likes boys

Who are honest, sincere,
and trustworthy.

Great. If you ever date her,

Be sure to tell her that you first

spotted her through
a hole in the wall.

Maybe i'll leave that out.

Guys, where have you been?

I've been standing at
the ice cream truck.

Now I can't get that
stupid song out of my head.

Hey, hey. Warren,
we know the song.

Dude, keep it down.

We're listening to hot girls
on the other side of the wall.

And you're letting me stand here

singing a stinkin' ice cream song?

This is a lot better
than ice cream.

Now, you wait here.

Uh, cookie, sister?

Look! it's london tipton!

Shh! shh!

I'm undercover.

London Tipton's undercover.

London Tipton's gonna
smack you silly

if you don't shut up.

Don't worry. I got her.

you're supposed to
be in detention.

I think I'm going to
a much worse place.

I'll pray for you.

Well, here she is.

She made it all the
way from Helsinki.

Oh. Hecksinki.

Sister Husskonenen.

Let's get this show on the road.

What's your favorite
thing about Boston?

Kassa booben schneek
ferbluken boston?

Oh.

Ieeschnizenen. yummy, yummy.

Lots of cute boys.

Youbein adumma asimposter.

Sister Husskonenen,

We understand that you've

recorded some finnish folk songs.

Would you please sing one for us?

Schneek formetha.

Oh, non. non.

Nachen gonahacken.

Everyone!

I love this one!

It's gibberish.

Wait. I thought it was Finnish.

Time to get out of here.

But they want an encore.

This is the real
Sister Husskonenenenen.

And that one is an imposter.

She is?

Shamea on a younen.

See ya.

Oh!

Now I'm not even going to

get into big al's beauty school.

Not with that hair.

You know what I really like?

When a boy strokes my hair.

Yeah, and I really
love a foot rub.

This is getting good.

Is someone writing
this stuff down?

Got it.

You know what really
makes me melt?

A good poke in the eye.

Ow! ow! ow!

Not my good eye.

That'll teach you.

Hi, guys. what's going on?

Hey, where did these
holes come from?

Uh...termites?

Ow! ow!

A termite just poked my eyes out.

Ow!

They're really angry!

I just got a complaint
about peeping toms.

I wasn't peeping. No peeping here.

Oh, pish posh.
you people were peeping.

And I, for one, am ashamed of you,
and I'm going home.

Me, too.

Good idea. I'm gonna
call your parents.

They're be waiting to ground you.

I am so ashamed of you.

Carey, I promise.

I would never, ever peek on a...

Did you do something
with your hair?

I guess you two have a lot
to talk about. Come on, Cody.

No. not so fast.

This is low even for you.

I am very disappointed in you two.

I can't believe you
used my tools for evil.

Thank you, Carey.

I thought I raised you to
have more respect for women.

You did. But those
weekends with dad...

Enough. You're gonna write
those girls an apology

And an essay on why
peeping is wrong.

words each.

words? couldn't
you just ground us?

A thousand.

A thousand?

, . you wanna go for ?

Quit while we're behind.

You don't even know , words.

I'm so sorry, sister.

I've been a perfect student
here since kindergarten.

I've napped when i
was supposed to nap.

i ate all my snacks.

Even the beets.

I've never done a
single thing wrong,

And now it's all
ruined in one day.

This stinks.

Listen. Sister Dominick,
it wasn't Maddie's fault.

I'm the one who escaped
from detention,

And it was my idea to

put on those ugly
dresses you wear.

No offense.

Maddie was just trying
to get me back inside

So I wouldn't get
in any more trouble.

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Blame me.

Madeline,

You could learn
something from London.

- Huh?
-Huh?

She has clearly grasped

our lord's message of repentance

In just one day here at our lady.

London has taken
responsibility for her actions.

Well done, dear.

You will not be punished.

Yay, me!

But I did nothing.
This is all her fault.

It is better to find
one fault in yourself

Than to find a thousand
in someone else.

You know, i really
like this school.

We are gonna have so much fun.

Well, once you get out
of detention, of course.

Yourapenen enmiflugen.

Love you, too.