04x09 - Odnu!

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04x09 - Odnu!

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[big bang]

[Unknown Narrator] The universe.

This universe is billion years old.

In those early days,

the conflict
between stability and change,


between stagnation and anarchy,

sparked beings of pure energy.

Great Lords of Order

and puissant Lords of Chaos.

Entrusted to maintain

the sacred balance
between opposing forces.


As the loss of said balance

once heralded the destruction
of the old universe.


There is no moral judgment here.

No conflict between good and evil.

Unless good is the balance itself

and evil is that balance's undoing.

[theme music playing]

[Zatanna chanting spell]

[Trogowogs giggling maniacally]

[grunts]

Got one!

- [Trogowog giggling maniacally]
- [Thirteen] Khalid!

[chanting spell]

[Trogowog screams]

- Ha! Two points. Mary!
- [Trogowog screaming]

No worries.

Speed of Mercury!

[screaming]

[groans]

Ha!

- [Leroy chirps]
- Ow! Quit it.

Oh. Thanks, Leroy. Three more incoming.

- [chanting spell]
- [Trogowog screams and groans]

[chanting spell]

[grunts]

[Trogowog giggling maniacally]

Strength of Hercules!

[grunts]

[groans]

[Thirteen] Mary, you crushed that magic.

You too, Khaleed.

Um, actually, I prefer
[pronouncing from throat] "Khalid."

Like in the back of the throat.

- Khalid?
- Khalid?

Mmm, pretty close.

[Zatanna] Speaking of pretty close,

catching six Trogowogs isn't bad, but...

[chanting spell]

[Trogowogs chittering]

[Zatanna] You're all becoming
great sentinels of magic,

but you need to maintain a better
awareness of your surroundings.

Aw, man, we flunked.

No, no, more like a... a B-minus.

[chanting spell]

[Trogowogs laugh maniacally]

[chanting spell]

[Trogowogs groaning]

There. The Trogs are home.

Now for the glamour spell
that's been hiding us all.

[chanting spell]

Oh. Sorry. Didn't see you there.

No harm done.

Traci, you're still relying too much
on your bad-luck powers.

I want you to focus more
on your urban magic

until it comes to you as easily.

Khalid, fix what you bend or break.

[chanting spell]

It's important to balance
the natural and magical worlds.

Plus, the tree will thank you.

So would that swollen Trogowog.

Ugh. I totally forgot to fix him.

No worries. Trogs are pretty elastic.

He'll belch it out soon enough.

Huh, that I'd like to see.

And Mary, you're still thinking
too much like a superhero,

which is understandable
given your history.

But magic isn't just about
giving or getting meta abilities.

Use your imagination when
you tap into the Earth's ley lines,

or other sources of mystic power.

Spread your wings.

Oh, come on now,

don't let a little constructive
criticism get you down.

You're all doing great. In fact...

In fact, you are my best students.

[scoffs] We're your only students.

And still the best.

- [all groaning softly]
- [Khalid] What was that?

I don't know.

[bell tolling]

[groans softly]

[Zviad Baazovi] The situation
in Markovia couldn't be better.


Another clutch of meta-humans
arrives each day.


In addition, Ultra-Humanite
and Dr. Jace are doing fine work,


using Tar to activate still more.

[Ultra-Humanite grunts]

Best of all, they're volunteers.

There's no coercion, no trafficking.

A little patriotic nudge,

passed from myself
to King Brion to his people,


does the trick quite nicely.

And Helga has really taken these
newly minted metas under her wing.


She's like a mother to them all.

- Oh, it's very sweet.
- [Klarion gasps]

And what of the push
from Secretary General Troia

to send UN inspectors to Markovia?

- [Zviad Baazovi] A minor concern, but...
- This is bad. Not good.


- I have to go.
- Klarion?

No time to explain.
Teekl, you tell them.


[meows]

[chuckling] Our excitable friend
seems to be having a moment.


[Uknown Narrator] Over millennia ago,

Vandar Adg established
a village for his spawn...


- [kids laughing]
- ...beings that today-would be called...

meta-humans.

This was to be Vandar's utopia,

a place where all his children,

those that descended from him

and those he had taken under his wing,

could live in peace and harmony
under his rule.


In time,

Vandar left to conquer more lands.

Returning to his village in triumph,

he discovered
his utopia had been undone.


[laughing maniacally]

Ugh!

Andie, isn't it Gar's turn
to clean out the fridge?

Yeah, but he was so tired,
I offered to do it for him.

The poor guy really looked
like he could use some sleep.

All right, climb aboard.

- [Leroy chirping, clicking]
- Ow!

Okay, okay. The dragon it is.

I thought we were gonna figure out
what that weird energy wave was?

Isn't that what we're doing?

Fine.

Mr. Tawny, I choose you.

[chanting spell]

[carousel music playing]

- [Khalid] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- [Thirteen laughing]

[all laughing]

[Mary] So crash!

[Zatanna] Class, here's your next test.

Try to keep up.

You didn't have to go all Mary Poppins.

You know, we could've taken the subway.

[laughs] Where's the fun in that?

Hey, Mary, I know I'm the new guy here,

but what did Zatanna mean

when she said that you're still
thinking too much like a superhero?

Oh, that. See, I used to be a
superhero, called Sergeant...

Mmm, never mind.

I was on the covert team, so
you wouldn't have heard of me.

But I had the power, or a
third of the power, anyway of...

[sighs] Well...

I can't actually say it myself.

[whispering] Shazam!

[Khalid] Um, so, what happened?

I was just a kid.

I wasn't ready for power back then.

I had to give it up.

[softly] I had to.

[all screaming]

[tires screeching]

That was amazing!

You know, except for the part
where we nearly hit a bus.

Why's a school bus out
at this time of night, anyway?

Eh, buses happen. [chants spell]

[Mary] What are we doing here?

Meeting an old friend.
Someone you all should know.

[Leroy chirping]

Nimue Inwudu,
also known as Madame Xanadu,

- allow me to introduce...
- Your students.

Traci Thurston, Mary
Bromfield, and Khalid Nassour.

Bonsoir, mes amis.

Madame Xanadu offers you welcome.

[Klarion laughing maniacally]

[Unknown Narrator]
Vandar att*cked this new foe.

[Vandar roaring]

[Unknown Narrator] But
with a snap of his fingers...


[Vandar groaning]

[Unknown Narrator] ...Klarion
the Witch Boy k*lled him...


only to see Vandar rise again.

Vandar soon realized
he wasn't facing a mortal,


not even a meta-human mortal.

This Klarion was something new.

Or despite appearances,

something incredibly old.

Something elemental,

fundamental...

to the universe.

[soft clinking]

Hello. I wish
to express my appreciation.

Thank you for being my anchor
on the mortal plane.

In return, I will provide you
with an appropriate name.

Let's call you Flaw, shall we?

Now, Flaw, if you would kneel.

[soft scraping]

There.

You look absolutely darling.

Child, what you doing in here?

And what is that?

"Child"?

Hmm. I like it.

Thank you, sir.

You have served a valuable purpose.

Flaw, please reward
this mortal accordingly.

Hey! Hey! Stop there.

Stop right there. Don't make me sh**t!

[guard groans]

[chuckles] This new form looks adorable.

Still,

I wonder what these things
look like on the inside.

[elevator dings]

Uh, Gar, you got a minute?

Sure, BD. What's up?

I figured I should check in with you.

As part of my official
den mother gig, like.

Cool, cool. I'm crash.

Grand. Eh, except, you
haven't been going on missions,

which is fine. Eh...

But, uh, now you're not
doing your chores either.

It's not like you, Gar.

Should I be worried?

Nah, man. I'm just tired's all.

But sorry. I'll get on the chores thing.

Got you covered.

[elevator door alarm buzzing]

So, was that it?

I, uh, reckon so.

[buzzing stops]

[elevator departing]

[jazz music playing]

[Khalid] Hey,
where's that music coming from?

Hmm? Oh.

From Preservation Hall,
across the street.

But, Preservation Hall,
isn't that in New Orleans?

Of course.

[Thirteen] Whoa.

[music continues playing]

We entered through the Harlem door.

Madame Xanadu's parlor
is actually in New Orleans,

but it has doors the world over,

all leading here.

This "parlor" looks
more like a tourist trap.

[Madame Xanadu] It was, once.

But now...

[inhales]

You okay?


Madame Xanadu is a seeker of
secrets and a keeper of knowledge.

For years, her natural gifts
lay dormant and forgotten.

She was a charlatan, a poser,

until an encounter with
Kent Nelson and Abra Kadabra

inspired her to become what
she had long claimed to be.

The greatest seer and medium on Earth.

[gasps] Whoa.

Kent Nelson?

I assume you know why we're here.

Powerful mystic pulse
felt all around the world, yes?

I've lost track of it,

but I can send you to the
last known location of its locus.

Perfect.

[softly] Hmm.

[chanting spell]

That should get you there.

- [clears throat]
- Whoops. Sorry.

[chanting spell]

[scoffs] Really?

Favors don't keep the lights on.

Thank you, Nimue.

Of course. Now, please, be careful, Z.

I haven't felt a chaotic energy
like that in this lifetime.

[Thirteen gasps]

[Unknown Narrator] For
days and nights,


Klarion k*lled Vandar
in different ways.


And every time,

Vandar rose again.

Until, finally, the Witch Boy
grew intrigued enough to stop.


Each was a revelation to the other.

Klarion learned that mortals had the
potential to interest and engage him.


And Vandar learned of
the Lords of Chaos and Order


that helped govern the cosmos.

Vandar did not yet know what
use he could make of this entity.


But seeing a valuable potential asset

and not being one to let
an opportunity slip away,


Vandar was certain
he would think of something.


Still, the priority was to stop
Klarion from murdering his people.


Unfortunately, the Witch Boy
balked at any restriction, asking,


"Why would I listen to you?"

"Give me , years,
and I'll show you why.


Meet me right back here in
this village called Atlantis."


"All right. I'll play, for now."

Holy moly!

Who would do this? And why?

Some kind of ritual killings?

I don't think so.

It reminds me
of first-year medical school.

An anatomy lesson.

I think you're right, Khalid.

Something inhuman did this.

Something that wanted
to know how we tick.

[both] What did you do?

[meows]

Yes, I know we shouldn't have
stopped to t*rture those hummingbirds,

but it seemed like a fun idea
at the time.

[chanting spell]

[Klarion] Oh, no.
I'm not falling for that again.

Took me days to get out
of that tower last time.

I won't get stuck,

and I won't stand still
for what you got planned.

[chants spell]

- What do we do?
- Pool your energies into me.

Power of Zeus!

[Zatanna groans]

[all groaning]

No more ankhs. No more meddling.

You all die today!

Hey! What do you think you're doing?

Giving as good as I get!

- Strength of Hercules!
- [Klarion groans]

[in childish voice]
You would strike a little boy?

With his own evil power? Damn straight.

You want my power?

You can't handle my power!

[groaning]

[chanting spell]

- [grunts]
- [groaning]

Ah! Tangles.

- [Teekl meows]
- Tingles. Tingles. They knew I meant Tingles.

Khalid, the cat is his anchor!

[chanting spell]

[Teekl whimpers]

Your type always goes for the cat!

[Klarion growling]

[grunting]

[chanting spell]

[groans softly]

This will do.

[smacks lips]

I can taste him here.

Tastes like... [smacks lips]

Disappointment.

[meows]

[chanting spell, choking]

[both choking]

[grunts, chokes]

[all gasping]

[hisses]

If you would oblige me, please.

[clinking]

[Klarions] Aw, not her!
Of all the ones to send.

[Klarion groans]

No, no, no, not now!

[gasping]

Dang it. I wanted to
finish off these kids.

Sorry to split, losers,

but I got other figs to fry.

[meows]

They knew what I meant!

[chitters softly]

[Unknown Narrator] Thus, the
thr*at of the Chaos Lord was delayed.


But not dismissed.

Yet, in that moment,

a bond was forged
between an immortal mortal

and one of the cosmos's
elemental entities.

Come now, Stranger,

why do you tell me what I already know?

To remind you

of what must not be forgotten.

Damn you and your enigmatic musings.

For once, say what
you came here to... say.

[laser blasts and dramatic music
playing in video on cell phone]

[munching]

[Tork] Lieutenant Der'Chow,

reroute power to the command console,

and use the last of our beryllium
crystals to boost our tazer-beams.


We may be a billion lightyears from home

and stuck in the middle
of a Klamulon Civil w*r,


but the crew of the Engager
does not know how to quit!

We'll get Captain Bender back

and take down that
zombie-cyborg-Ensign-Valiant.


'Cause, face it,

I didn't journey all the way
from Mars only to cut and run.


And I bet you didn't trade an easy life
on Klamulon-Prime just to bail, either.


Doesn't matter
how many friends we've lost


or how many ships they throw at us,

we don't give up on the mission

and we don't give up on each other!

Now, fire tazer-one!

[tazer-fire]

[Engager whooshing]

[dramatic music swells]

[expl*si*n]
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