02x22 - Kickin' It On Our Own Part 1 & 2

[bunniefuu]

[Grunting]

Woo!

That was refreshing, huh, friends?

You know, karate gives
you energy to burn.

Don't believe me, just
look at my students.

[Snoring]

Hey, karate man.

[Stiffly] I have a question.

What is it, random stranger?

Is it true that you can teach me
to break a board with my hands?

Absolutely.

One of my students will now show you.

- Where's Jack?
- He's not here yet.

- Kim?
- No show.

- Can you do this?
- Absolutely not.

Rudy: We'll be back in a minute.

Hey...

Where have you two been? My
demo started minutes ago.

I'm sorry, Rudy. I forgot
to set my alarm clock,

and then I couldn't find my Gi and by
the time I found it, I missed the bus.

I just didn't want to be here.

You know what? It doesn't matter anyway.

These people are
obviously not into karate.

[Rock music playing]

- [Music stops]
- [Cheering]

Hey hey! What are you doing
here, Ty? This is my demo.

Giving the crowd their first
taste of the Black Dragons.

Savor the flavor.

Mmm! Spicy!

No no no. Do not savor his flavor.

It tastes bad.

Like an old jellybean you
found stuck to a toilet.

I'm guessing.

Jack! Show him what you got.

- [Grunts]
- [Cheering]

Ooh!

- In your face, Ty.
- Really?

Oh, Ryan?

[Grunts]

Wow!

I mean... [scoffs] Wow.

[Clamoring]

If I sign up for a
year, do I get a free Gi?

That's right. Sign
up for greatness, red.

Hey hey. Get your hands off
him. This random stranger's mine.

- No. He's coming with me.
- No, I said he's coming with me.

He is coming with me.

- No, he's mine!
- He is coming...

Aah!

- You can have him.
- You called him. You can have him.

- Not interested at all.
- I don't want him.

[Rock music playing]

- ♪ Don't...
- ♪Don't...

- ♪You...
- ♪You...

♪Get all tough with me!

♪I'm saying...

- ♪Won't...
- ♪Won't...

- ♪You...
- ♪You...

♪Come kick it with me?

♪And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!

♪That's just how we do.

♪And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.

♪Here we go, let's start the party!

♪Chop it up like it's karate.

♪Everybody!

- ♪Don't...
- ♪ Don't...

- ♪You...
- ♪You...

♪Get all tough with me!

♪I'm saying...

- ♪ Won't...
- ♪Won't...

- ♪You...
- ♪You...

♪Come kick it with me?

♪And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!

♪That's just how we do.

♪And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.

Come on, Rudy. It
wasn't a total failure.

Look. One person handed
in a membership form.

Uh, Jack? It hasn't
even been filled out yet.

It's just a drawing of
Rudy with a butt for a face.

Give me that.

[Chuckles]

You guys, this membership drive
was my chance to get more students

so I could make something of this dojo.

But you guys don't take
me or this place seriously.

Come on, Rudy. That's not true.

Hey, guys.

Mr. Gower from the pet store
was wondering if his chimp

could come back over and
wear Rudy's uniform again.

What?!

You guys let a chimp wear my uniform?

Rudy, it's hysterical.

From the back he looks just like you.

The only difference is the tail nub.

He doesn't have one.

[Phone ringing]

[Sighs]

Unbelievable.

Joan, what's up with the shorts?

Oh oh. The owner of the Mall, old rat
face, is out of town so I'm going all cas'.

Shaved my legs for the
first time this year.

Showing off the old Joanie ponies.

That was my uncle Blake. He's
on his way to Seaford right now.

- Great.
- No. Not great.

When I graduated from Seaford High, he
gave me money to go to business school,

but instead I used the
money to buy this dojo.

All these years I let him think that
I'm this big successful businessman.

I can't believe you lied to family.

Lies are the glue that
keep families together.

When my uncle gets here in an hour,
he's gonna find out what I really am.

A joke.

Just a two-bit, broken
down, nub-tailed Sensei.

We gotta find a way to help Rudy.

I mean, it's about time
we're there when he needs us.

Joan, can we get into
your boss's office?

Oh, sure. I'm headed that way right now.

Uh...

Joan?

When you shaved your legs, you
may have missed a spot on the back.

Oh, no.

That's what makes them ponies. Huh?

This is never going to work.

Yes, it will. All you have to do is pass
yourself off as the owner of the Mall.

Arms out.

Belt off.

Guys, this doesn't feel right.

I'm your Sensei. I should be creating
an environment of honesty, integrity.

Joan: Rudy, your uncle's here.

Lie like the wind, people!

Wait, where are my pants?

- Jerry, you were in charge of pants!
- Hey, this is not my fault, okay?

You people should not trust me with
something as important as pants.

[Muttering]

Uncle Blake.

Rudy.

Uncle Blake!

Rudy!

Come and give your uncle a hug.

Can't do that.

Rudy, give your uncle a hug!

All right, where's your pants?

Uh...

You know.

It's business casual.

Jerry: Yeah, uh...

See? This is your business, and...

Here's your casual.

Well, we should get going and leave
Seaford's most successful businessman,

to do more great things.

We just want to thank
you for your unbelievably

generous contribution to our charity.

- Yes, thank you.
- Appreciate it.

Wow. Hang on, kids. What's the charity?

Um... we raise money for...

- Orphans.
- Build homes.

- Whales.
- Runaways.

Building homes for orphan
whales so they don't run away.

- We should go.
- Yeah.

Look at you, Rudy Rudy Rudy!

I can't believe it. You're
the... the owner of a mall?

I'm proud of you, kiddo.

I gotta admit, I was a little
worried about you as a kid.

Thought you were a bit...

How you say... an idiot.

But you must have got over
that whole karate phase, right?

Yeah. Yep. Sure did.

Stupid karate.

[Breathy] Oh, excuse me, gentlemen.

I'm Madonna Monroe. Rudy's secretary.

Charmed.

Don't mind me.

I'm just going to be right here
doing some secretary things.

I'll be quiet as a mouse.

[Pencil sharpener grinding]

- Ms. Monroe?
- Oh, hmm?

You're sharpening a pen, darling.

Oh. [Chuckles] Silly me.

Maybe I should just do some filing.

[Humming]

So, what brings you to Seaford?

Well, you know, my company just bought
the chain of Circus Town Amusement Parks.

And we're trying to work out some of
the kinks in the one here in California.

Why don't you drive up
tomorrow? We'll have some lunch.

Oh, okay.

Just don't dress business causal, kiddo.

Mailman: Mail!

Hey, Rudy. Why aren't you over at the...

[Yelling]

She really hates junk mail.

It's gonna be amazing.

- Well, I can't wait.
- Hey, uncle. Oh.

Sorry, I'll come back.

No no. Rudy, come on in.

Daphne and Lloyd here were just gonna
fill me in on their exciting new idea,

to bring the thrill back to Circus Town.

We are planning an exciting new...

Very exciting!

Lloyd!

An exciting new adventure that
allows kids to, get this...

Make their own candle.

Woo!

We call it...

The candle maker.

One thrilling waxy adventure.

Kids are gonna love it.

[Laughs]

There's no way...

Sorry.

No no. If you've got something to
say, just jump right in, please.

I really shouldn't...

But here's the thing.

Have either one of you ever
actually talked to a child?

Oh, once. And it was horrible.

I mean, circuses are supposed to be fun.

Where's the fun?

Kids have energy. They want
to run and jump and get crazy!

Oh, no. No!

- That is not in our research.
- No.

I don't need research
to know what kids like.

They like to break stuff.

- Lloyd: Why?
- Because it's fun!

Come on, Lloyd.

- Smash the diorama.
- We spent over hours on this.

- Just go for it.
- I don't think it's such a good idea.

- Just do it!
- [Exclaims]

[Sighs]

And how do you feel?

Alive!

And what are you gonna do now?

I'm gonna buy a motorcycle
and hit the road!

I'm calling off my wedding.
[Laughing hysterically]

I feel bad for his fiance.

It was me.

Oh.

So you're available.

♪ Kickin' it with you!

Yo, guys.

To make up for blowing the membership
drive, I got us some new students.

You know, Jerry, every once
and awhile you get a great idea.

But this is not one of them.

Can you help me?

I think I put my jockstrap on backwards.

Not today. Not ever.

They don't exactly look like
they're cut out for karate.

I'll handle this.

Murray, Ruth, why don't you guys
start out with some push-ups?

He said we're gonna get
some of those push-pops.

Do they have cherry?

Forget the push-ups. Why don't
you loosen up on the mini-tramp?

Murray: Whee!

Whee. [Laughs]

Whee.

- Hey, Rudy. How was lunch with your uncle?
- Um...

He said that I was a natural at
business and offered me a job.

- What?
- Yeah.

It pays over $ , a year...

Comes with a company car.

And who is the old man who just
bounced himself out of his pants?

Murray: I've never felt so free, Ruth.

Ruth: You're going too high.

Rudy, this is an amazing opportunity.

What are you gonna do?

It's the kind of thing that
would change my life forever.

Yeah. You gotta take that job.

Yeah, you're right.

I never thought I would
say these words but...

I guess it's time for
me to leave the dojo.

I don't think I will
ever forget this moment.

[Crashing]

I told you you were going too high!

I'll take my push-pop up here.

- Hey, Bobby.
- Hey, what's going on?

Ah, my little Wasabi Warriors.

Dude, you tricked out your throne.

Yes. It's all part of my new year's
resolution to never walk again.

What are you doing here?

I have come to see you
through these troubled times.

To ease your mind about
losing your beloved Sensei.

Thanks, Bobby. That means a lot.

Good good good. Well, now that you feel
better, you should know I've sold the dojo.

Goodbye forever!

- What?!
- You sold it?

But you promised Rudy this
would always be our dojo.

Yes, and it will.

I sold it to the only Sensei
I could find in this town.

Ah-ha! Here he is now.

All: What?!

He assures me he will
take very good care of you.

Well, I'm off. I've got
to go motorize my bathtub.

A little what's up to you, Wasabi worms.

You'll find I'm a lot different
than your last Sensei, Judy.

[Chuckles]

Oh, snap. Yo, you see what he did?

Yeah, dude. That's just pla...

Not funny, dude.

I'm not interested in being your
friend. I've got lots of friends.

Well, some friends.

Truth is, I met a guy on
Tuesday, and it looks good.

Look, Ty, you've already
got your own dojo.

And now I've got two.

With Rudy gone, I'm
the only Sensei in town.

Now with me as your Sensei, you
must be on guard hours a day.

You never know when you might
get rocked with a sneak att*ck!

Oh. Aah!

You will learn!

And in conclusion, we'd like to apologize
for the animatronic crocodile mishap.

While we can never replace your nose,

we would like you to accept this
coupon for one free corn dog.

- Could you read that back?
- Read what back?

My letter.

Oh, I'm not writing your letter.
I'm drawing pictures of firemen.

I call this one "hot Scott".

Could you put that away?

[Mouths]

Hey, do you think the
kids are doing all right?

Oh, are you kidding me? I'm
sure they're doing just great.

Yeah. I'm sure you're right.

Hang in there, guys. Let's show Ty
what the Wasabi Warriors are made of.

They'll break any minute.

The contract I signed with Bobby
Wasabi said I couldn't kick them out,

but it didn't say anything
about them quitting.

And once they quit, then
we can get rid of them.

[Laughs]

Not the same since you got hit
with that Bo Staff, are you?

No, Ma'am.

- I'm going down.
- I'm out.

- Sayonara.
- No.

Oh, Jack.

Wow, your focus is amazing!

Oh, no. That tuna and bologna
sandwich is starting to kick up.

What? No no. No no no.

- No no no no.
- [Belches]

- [Blows]
- [Gagging]

No no.

Five-minute break.

Then we're gonna do
sit-ups until you puke.

[Laughs]

Why don't we just quit?

Because we're not quitters.

Dude, I hate Ty.

Think there's any chance Rudy misses us?

Well, let's go to his
office and find out.

I mean, he's gotta miss us
as much as we miss him, right?

Maybe he'll want to come back.

What if he's happy?

I mean, he's given us so much

that we can't go over there and
make him feel guilty about us.

You know, Jack's right.

That wouldn't be fair.

Okay, Wasabi pact.

If he's happy, we pretend
we're happy. No matter what.

Wasabi.

- You know what? You know what? Just...
- Okay.

- Wasabi.
- All: Wasabi.

♪ Here we go, let's start the
party! Chop it up like it's karate.

Whoa, Rudy. Check out your office!

- Whoa.
- Yeah. I know.

Every time I turn
around, it's a new perk.

I just got this one today.

It's the world's spinniest chair.

Whee!

And look, I got my own fro-yo machine.

[Gasps] No way!

[Chuckles]

Thanks.

So, uh... looks like you're
pretty happy, huh, Rudy?

Absolutely. This job is
incredible. I couldn't be happier.

Great.

So, how are things at the dojo?

Uh, good. Really good.

So, who'd Bobby bring
in to be the new Sensei?

I think you know him. It's Ty.

- What?
- No no no, relax. He's changed.

He's actually a pretty
good Sensei. Right, guys?

Yeah, it's true. He's even got me
breaking boards all over the place.

- You?
- Wish I had a board to show you.

I got one right here.

Uh...

Uh, okay.

[Exhales]

Look, a ninja!

Whoa. Eddie, you just broke that board?

I did?

I did.

I really did.

I'm not stopping now.
I'm going for the desk!

All: Hey! Whoa whoa!

This is humiliating. I can't
believe Ty turned Jerry into a dummy.

I think he was born that way.

Not that kind of dummy.

That kind of dummy.

[Groans] I'm not enjoying
this, bro. Really not. [Grunts]

Hey, why do you think Ty ordered
us to drink all this water?

He probably just wants
us to stay hydrated.

I think he's starting to like us.

Stick figure, mama's boy, on your feet.

We have to determine
this dojo's weakest link.

It's obviously one of you.

You two are going to spar until
only one of you is left standing.

Only the winner gets
to use the bathroom.

- So you're saying...
- That's right.

You gotta fight for your right to potty.

He's my best friend. We're not
going to resort to v*olence...

- [Grunts]
- Oh!

All right, Ty. I think
you're taking this too far.

Is that what you think,
Jack? Here's what I think.

You both trained under Rudy who I
don't recognize as a real Sensei.

So I'm stripping you
of your black belts.

Both: What?!

You'll have to re-earn your rankings
starting with these white belts.

[Wheezes]

Ty? You're gonna need a mop.

We both lost.

You never had any intention
of teaching us, did you?

Not really.

But I'm the only dojo in town.
So what are you gonna do about it?

All right, Ty. You win. We quit.

[Black Dragons celebrating]

Yes! You hear that, Black Dragons?

That is the end of the Wasabi Warriors!

[Laughs]

I'm gonna miss everything
about that place...

Even the weird rat that
lives under the radiator.

Yeah, I mean... wait, that's a rat?

Rudy told me that was a
hairless Brazilian dog.

I let that thing kiss me.

What are we gonna do?

That dojo was the thing
that kept us together.

We don't need a dojo
to keep us together.

Right, Jack?

Of course.

Guys, nothing's gonna change.

Okay, you have a breakfast with
marketing, brunch with the Union Rep,

lunch with accounting, dinner with
advertising and dessert with sales.

Oh! I'm so sick of eating!

And your : from the sideshow is here.

It's with Benny, the
world's smallest man.

- Send him in.
- Come in, Benny!

[Footsteps tapping]

We've had some more
complaints about you, Benny.

I'm gonna have to let you go.

[Indistinct jabbering]

Hey. That kind of
language is unnecessary.

[Continues jabbering]

I will not fight with you.

[Jabbering continues]

- Really?
- And how is my favorite nephew?

- Oh, sorry. Didn't realize...
- Don't worry. Benny was on his way out.

[Jabbering and footsteps]

Wow. Attitude.

Because of you, attendance
at Circus Town is up %.

Now I'm opening a new Park in
Taiwan, and I want you to run it.

I'm... I'm flattered, uncle Blake.

But Taiwan's pretty far away.

I'll pay you a million dollars.

- I will pack my bags!
- All right.

I am very proud of you, Rudy.

The whole family is so proud.

[Breathy] Goodbye, Mr. Gillespie.

Bye.

[Exhales]

[Normal voice] Woo-wee!

Look who's a fat cat now.

You heard about my promotion.

What promotion?

Jack, it's Rudy.

I know, I know. Way too long.

Hey, you think you could
get the g*ng together?

I got some news I
wanna talk to you about.

Okay. Yeah yeah. I'm
actually with them right now.

All right, I'll see you tomorrow night.

Yo, Jack. What goes
great with falafel ball?

Old man!

Now you're not getting your ball back!

Jack, there's some bullies outside and
they just pulled the basket off my bike.

One, I've seen your basket.

I think they did you a favor.

And two, I don't do the
whole karate thing anymore.

You gotta fight your own fights, man.

Hey, leave the old guy alone, Randy.

Where you going?

I gotta track down some friends
I haven't seen in a while.

Same time tomorrow, Mr. Rosenbaum?

Hope you can come back so
we can have a little more...

I was in the w*r, hair-bag!

I saw you at practice yesterday.

I'll say it, I love watching you sweat.

Really? I didn't see you
at my French Horn practice.

I was outside the
window on my polo pony.

When you played Tchaikovsky's
fifth, I got so excited...

I chewed the end off my riding crop!

Claire, I told you I have a girlfriend.

One day I will have you, Milton.

You and that beautiful
bulbous brain of yours.

[Gasps]

Holy Christmas nuts! Jack!

- What's up, buddy?
- I haven't seen you in months.

Not since you transferred to Swathmore.

It's good to see you.

[Mocking] And that beautiful
bulbous brain of yours.

How is everybody?

I don't really know. I run into
Eddie every once in a while.

How are you and Kim doing?

I don't really see her much.

And I completely lost track of Jerry.

I see him every day.

He's here.

Right. Jerry got into Swathmore?

Kind of.

♪ Surfing the lightning!

♪ The lightning the lightning!

Woo!

[Vocalizing]

Yo! Jack!

- What it do, man?
- What are you doing here?

Well, I left Seaford High to go to
night school with my cousin Chewey.

Yeah, that way I can work
this sweet custodian job.

Guys, Rudy wants to know if he could
have dinner with us tomorrow night.

- He says he has some big news.
- What kind of news?

I don't know, but for Rudy's sake,
I think we should get together and,

you know, pretend things
are the way they used to be.

Jack, I'd love to get the old
g*ng back together and see Rudy.

But I've got a lot of other
stuff going on right now.

Tomorrow's my big French Horn recital.

Uh, I can't. I got a
date with a real cutie.

Yeah, I think she likes my new scent.

Check it.

Urinal cakes, yo.

Mmm, pine fresh.

You mother was right. You
weren't built for karate.

You were built for one thing.

The merengue!

- Music!
- [Merengue music playing]

I can't believe how much progress
you've made in just two months.

- One, two. One, two.
- Thanks, Mrs. King.

I practice every night with Rosie.

- Your sister?
- No, my Doberman.

Yesterday I dipped her,
she coughed up a dead bird.

[Coughs]

- Hey hey, Jack! What's going on, dude?!
- What's up, buddy?

Rudy needs to know if you can make a
really important dinner tomorrow night.

I can't. I got a big dance show.

It's old school. It's about
taking it back to the street.

I get to wear bedazzled tights.

But Eddie, this is really important.

- Rudy really wants us...
- Well well well.

If it isn't Jack and his
old pal, twinkle toes.

Frank, why don't you
get lost? We're talking.

Well, I do my talking with my fists,
and this one has something to say.

Ow.

I probably shouldn't have done that.

Not so tough anymore, are you, Jack?

I guess I'm a little rusty.

Hey, if you're looking
to get back into shape,

there's an opening at the dance academy.

- In fact...
- I'm not dancing with you, Eddie.

[Grunting]

You have to grunt like that?

You sound like my father when
he passed his kidney stone.

Uh... sorry. Old habit.

Just trying to energize our practice.

Ewe, it's that skeevy skater dude.

Thinks he's so cute with that hair and
those two moles that are just so plain...

Naughty. [Giggles]

Uh, girls, take a five.

- Hey, Kim. How you been?
- I'm fine.

Did you get my message about tonight?

Uh, yeah I can't make it. Sorry.

Come on. It's for Rudy.
It sounded important.

Well, staying connected was important,
but that didn't happen either.

It wasn't just me. We all
went in different directions.

We lost the dojo, Jack, but I
didn't think we'd lose each other.

Kim, when you're done with
practice, we'll go grab a slice.

Oh, uh, Jack, this is Brett. He's my...

Boyfriend.

I'll see you around.

Give me an "awk"! Give me a "ward"!

What do you got? Awkward!

I can't believe you guys came!

Well, after seeing you, we all started
thinking about how we used to be.

Jack, do you think Rudy's big news

is that he wants to quit his
job and get his dojo back?

That's what I was hoping.

- Kim, you made it!
- All: Hey, Kim!

- It's good to see you again.
- [Gasps]

All: Rudy!

Wow!

You look, uh...

I know. I know. Everyone's
talking about it.

I got my eyebrows waxed!

So, Rudy, what's the big news?

Well, um.

I got a big promotion
and I'm moving to Taiwan.

Wow.

Taiwan, that's...

That's great, Rudy.

I just wanted to tell
you guys in person.

You know, tonight is about remembering
all of the great times that we shared.

So order anything that you want.

Believe it or not, I could eat a horse.

Or maybe try a salad.

Rudy, you were so scared,
you ran through the wall.

[Laughter]

Okay, for your information,
ladybugs will bite if provoked.

Oh, man. Look at the time.

- I gotta go pack.
- We should get going too.

Guys, this was great.

And, you know, you might not have me.

But you still got the dojo and
more importantly, each other.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

I'll always love you guys.

What do you say? One last time?

Wasabi.

All: Wasabi!

All right, get out of here.
I'm gonna pay this bill.

Ah, one last time. Come on. Get in here.

Ah, love you guys.

- See ya.
- Take care, Rudy.

See you, Rudy.

Jack's voice: You don't walk away
from your friends when they need you.

You're a great Sensei and you
mean everything to your students.

You know what? We're gonna stay
right here and do the best we can...

Together.

[Chuckles]

Whoa! Look at you, Rudy!

I can't believe it.

I mean, what happened to your eyebrows?

Ty.

Whatever differences we may have had,

you set 'em aside and
you've done right by my kids.

So thank you.

It's important for me to know that
this dojo will always be their home.

Their home? [Scoffs] They
don't come here anymore.

- What?
- Those losers left like three months ago.

What were you guys thinking?
You've never lied to me before.

Actually, that's not true.

There was the burnt carpet thing, the
missing toilet thing, the hole inside...

I get it! You've lied to me before.

Rudy, we didn't want you to miss out
on a great opportunity because of us.

Let me ask you guys something.

If I were the Sensei in that
dojo, would you come back?

- Absolutely.
- Of course we would.

Ty.

- I want my dojo back.
- I'm not selling the dojo, Judy.

[Laughs]

I hate this guy, but he makes me laugh.

I'll give you double
what you paid for it.

I'm not interested in your money.

Well, there is something other
than money. Uh... [chuckles]

But you'd probably never go for it.

Collectible presidential plates?
Because I have everybody but Taft.

Do you have a Taft?

I'm not talking about
plates. I'm talking about...

Wait, do you have a Coolidge?
Because that would complete my set.

Rudy!

I'm talking about a challenge.

My students against your students.

Winner gets the dojo.

Unless you're too, uh... [sniffs]

Scared.

All: Ooh!

Two conditions...

One, not just our students,
but Sensei against Sensei.

And two, when you lose, I get your Taft!

Deal.

One week from today.

Guys, we have got to win this!

You're right. The entire future
of our dojo rides on this.

That, and I don't have a Taft.

Guys, if we wanna win this, we're
gonna have to get back into shape.

Jack's right. Look at you.

You people are a mess.

I know someone who can help.

I'll call my aunt Jillian.

[Laughter]

Your aunty Jillian?

What is she gonna do? Knit us
a scarf while we do sit-ups?

She's pretty good. I'm
not sure you can handle it.

Uh, trust me, Milton.

There's nothing your aunty
can dish out that I can't take.

I can't take it!
[Panting] I can't take it!

Tell me, was your body screaming like this
when you were shoveling donuts into it?

Yes, but I jammed two cupcakes
into my ears so I couldn't hear it.

- What are you two doing?
- We were just talking about you.

We think you're pretty awesome
coming down here to help them out.

And I love your little
workout outfit. It is so cute.

You know what I think would be cute?

You grabbing the treadmill
and doing miles, Goldilocks!

What's going on over here?

Oh, I'm just climbing the stairs.

This machine's pretty easy.

Yeah? How about now? [Beeping]

Hmm? Better?

Mommy! [Screams]

- Why are your feet not moving?
- Because I'm coasting downhill.

Not anymore. Go go go!

Go! People, the only sound
I wanna hear right now...

Is the sound of your fat burning!

Milty, honey. Don't bulk up too much.

Come on!

Jillian, that was amazing. You
did it. You got us back into shape.

Uh, but there is one last
thing that I'd like to do.

And, believe me, it's from all of us.

Oh!

I'll take that as a compliment.

Look, guys, I was tough on
you because I care, all right?

You see, the key to a long, healthy,
happy life is being in great shape.

Now, go get your dojo back!

Go go go!

b*at it.

♪ Kickin' it with you!

All right, so you get in there and
you do the kicky-kicky, chop-chop,

but what's the point of the square?

You fight until you get forced out.

Oh.

Sounds like every
relationship I've ever been in.

Yeah! [Cheering]

Rudy: Yes!

Great job, Kim. It's two to two.

Jack, put us ahead.

Don't worry, Rudy. I got this.

- Woo!
- Come on, Jack!

Great. A draw. You had
it, Ryan. We had it.

Sorry I let you down. But
it didn't lose. It was a tie.

A tie is like kissing your sister!

I kissed your sister
when we were in college.

It's not fun.

Sorry, guys. I lost
my focus for a second.

Rudy, this means you have to win.

I'm the one who gave this place up.

I'm the one who's gonna win it back.

- Come on, Rudy. You got it, man.
- Woo!

So it all comes down to you and me, Ty.

For the dojo.

Yeah, about that. You're
not gonna be fighting me.

What are you talking about? You said
it was gonna be Sensei against Sensei.

It is. [Chuckles] I forgot to tell you.

I hired a new Sensei this morning.

Meet Kofi Kingston.

Guys, a little change of plans.

Instead of winning the dojo
back, looks like I'm gonna die.

Rudy, remember what
you've always taught us.

If you believe in yourself,
there's nothing you can't do.

You know who I got that from?

Frosty the Snowman.

[Emphatically] I am going to die!

Put me in, Coach.

I'll tear up this guy.

Murray, put your glasses on.

Ay ay ay.

I'll say some nice
words at your funeral.

[Whistle tweets]

- Let's go, Rudy!
- You can do it, man!

Any particular way you
want your legs ripped off?

Surprise me.

Wearing him out by letting him
b*at you senseless. That's thinking.

Ref, would you be a dove
and give me a quick timeout?

[Groaning] My colon's
making an odd squishy sound.

All: Oh!

Rudy! Step out of the
square and stop the fight.

- You're gonna get k*lled.
- I can't. We'll lose the dojo.

Rudy, the dojo is just a building.

Don't you get it? As long
as we're together, we've won.

- All: Yeah, Rudy.
- Get in there and fight, girly boy!

You're right. We did win.

And I know it's just a building.

But it's our building.

Come on, Rudy! Let's go, buddy!

[Growling]

- Yeah!
- Rudy did it!

You just couldn't do it, could you?

You're just a big lame loser!

Uncle Blake.

I have something I need to tell you.

Ah, don't worry, Rudy. Ms.
Monroe told me everything.

And you know all that money
I gave you a long time ago?

From what I've seen, I made
a really good investment.

You came all the way down
here just to tell me that?

No no, I came to pick up Ms. Monroe.

Can you believe how
cheesy this thing is?

I know, right?

So tacky, so gaudy, so ridiculous.

You want your face painted
over his, don't you?

More than life itself.

♪ And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you!

So anyway, Brett, I hope
you understand. It's just...

I still have feelings for someone else.

Jack! I was just, uh...

[Groans] You weren't
supposed to hear that.

I don't know. I'm kinda glad I did.

Hey, you know what? Instead of going to
practice, you wanna go get some pizza?

We're gonna blow off practice
just so we can have a...

A date.

♪ Kickin' it with you! ♪

[Breathy] And then they told
me it involved math, so I quit.

[Chuckles]

Ah, I love the sound of your voice.

Oh, Blakey.

I have something to tell you.

But Donna, I care about you so much.

Nothing you could say could change
the way I feel about you right now.

[Sighs and inhales deeply]

[Normal voice] My name's Joan and
this is my real voice. [Exhales]

I'm out.

Oh, that date lasted minutes.

A new record. A new record, everybody!

Ha ha!