03x14 - Seaford, We Have a Problem

[bunniefuu]

[Music]

All right, let's bring up our class
Valedictorian Milton Krupnick. Milton?

[Applause]

Yeah, Milton!

When I was three, I remember looking
up at the moon with a sense of wonder.

Woo! Great speech, Milton!

- I'll get the car.
- Rudy.

We are here to support Milton graduating
from the Junior Astronaut program.

We are saying until the end.

And now, a poem.

Get the car.

Milton: Space, oh space...

You're into space?

Yeah, me too.

I'm gonna be the first
guy to walk on the sun.

I know what you're
thinking, it's too hot.

I'm going at night. [Clicks tongue]

Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm sorry to interrupt.

We're not. Where were you two hours ago?

I just got off the
phone with the President,

and he's informed me that
our friends, the Russians...

Are planning on sending a
-year-old boy into space!

Wait, what?

That would be the
youngest Astronaut ever.

That's a record that we've held for
years, and we intend on keeping it!

General Jones, what are you saying?

I am saying that you, Milton D.
Krupnick, are going into space!

[Cheering]

Holy Christmas nuts!

[Rock music playing]

<i>- ♪ Don't...
- ♪Don't...</i>

<i>- ♪You...
- ♪You...</i>

<i>♪Get all tough with me!</i>

<i>♪I'm saying...</i>

<i>- ♪Won't...
- ♪Won't...</i>

<i>- ♪You...
- ♪You...</i>

<i>♪Come kick it with me?</i>

<i>♪And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!</i>

<i>- ♪That's just how we do.
- ♪Come on!</i>

<i>♪And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kicking it with you.</i>

<i>♪Here we go, let's start the party!</i>

<i>♪Chop it up like it's karate.</i>

<i>♪Everybody!</i>

<i>- ♪Don't...
- ♪ Don't...</i>

<i>- ♪You...
- ♪You...</i>

<i>♪Get all tough with me!</i>

<i>♪I'm saying...</i>

<i>- ♪ Won't...
- ♪Won't...</i>

<i>- ♪You...
- ♪You...</i>

<i>♪Come kick it with me?</i>

<i>♪And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!</i>

<i>- ♪That's just how we do.
- ♪Come on!</i>

<i>♪And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kicking it with you.</i>

[Music]

I can't believe General Jones convinced
my mom to let me go into outer space.

That's the same woman who makes me wear
floaties when I run through the sprinklers.

Your floatie days are over, Milton.

Your better than everyone
else. You're an Astronaut now.

That's why we had to give
you the whole new look.

[Leather crinkling]

Gunnar, thanks for taking me shopping,
but I'm not sure I can pull this off.

Sure you can. You look great.

No, I literally can't pull these pants
off. I've had them on for two days.

Milton, you're in the
space program now, okay?

You gotta walk the walk.

You know, Milton, things
are gonna be different now.

We didn't even have
to pay for that meal.

We may have eaten at Phil's for free, but
trust me, we're gonna pay for that meal.

Ugh. Smell something burning.

It's just my pants. I think
I was walking too fast.

You know, being an Astronaut's
a whole new way of life, Milton.

Check this out. [Clears throat]

I'm Gunnar Nelson, Astronaut.

I'm not gonna rely on my
title just to get girls.

I'll just rely on the
old Krupnick charm.

Hey, girls.

I mean, they don't have to
know that I'm an Astronaut.

- Whoa.
- What?

Yeah.

Milton, I'm gonna say something I never
thought I'd have to say in my life.

Uh...

You gotta help me get girls.

[Groans]

I can't make you an Astronaut, Jerry.

No, but you can get me
a job at the Space Center

so I can get one of
those magic lady badges.

I'll talk to the General,
but you gotta do me a favor.

Anything.

Help me get these pants off. I
really gotta go to the bathroom.

<i>♪Kickin' it with you!</i>

[Rudy groans]

Ooh.

- Rudy, how you doing?
- Oh, not good.

I had a weird dream last night
I had a baby alien in me and...

Now I got the shakes and my
stomach feels like a roller coaster.

[Groans]

What is happening to me?

Aah!

Somebody help me! Help me!

[Groaning]

Rudy, we know about the new movie makeup
and special effects store in the Mall.

You should have seen your
faces. I totally got you!

Ooh ooh! Here comes Murray.
I'm gonna go scare him.

[Groans]

- What's the matter, Rudy?
- Oh, it's my stomach.

I think I have an alien in me!

That alien doesn't scare me.

Have you ever seen my wife?

Come on. Your wife is...

So what's new, Murray?

Oh, my bingo game is in the toilet.

I was one game away from
winning a trip to Spain.

I was gonna run with the bulls.

Anyway, this Bernice shows
up about three weeks ago...

And she wins every game... every game.

straight.

- wins?
- Yep.

Doesn't that seem a little odd, Rudy?

Yeah, it certainly does.

Do you want us to come down
there and check it out for you?

Oh, thanks. I knew my
friends would help me out.

[Screams]

I love that new store.

So it sounds to me like
you're saying they don't exist.

We only have time for
one more question, Chappy.

And it cannot be related
to hot alien space women.

Oh. All right.

No.

Definitely no.

I have no more questions.

Excuse me, General, were you able
to find a job for my friend Jerry?

Milton, your friend may be the least
qualified applicant I've ever seen.

But as a favor to
you, I found him a job.

[Rock music playing]

Jerry's going to be watching my wife's
cat Wiggy while she's out of town.

[Sternly] And I love
this little fur ball.

I got my badge, yo.

Come on, Milton. I'm throwing
you a party. It's gonna be crazy!

There's gonna be
celebrities, supermodels,

and I even have a statue of you
carved out of cheddar cheese.

Wow!

That's pretty ironic for a
boy who's lactose intolerant.

Dude, I'm in. Let me just
go change Wiggy's litter box.

Yeah, Milton, Jerry doesn't
really belong at your party, okay?

He's not one of us.

But Jerry's my best friend.

Well then maybe you should be
the one to tell him he can't come.

Woo! Yo, sorry it took so long.

Look at the size of this hairball, man.
It was a real struggle to get it out.

Wiggy finally coughed that up?

Oh no, I did. That's the price you
pay when you lick your own pits.

All right, let's hit this party.

Uh, Jerry?

See, the thing is...

You're not really an Astronaut
so you can't come to the party.

I'm sorry.

Oh.

I see.

What was I thinking?

Me going to an Astronaut's
party? No. It's fine.

No, I'll just stay here and share a
can of Furry Feast with Wiggy the cat.

Jerry, you know your badge allows
you to eat in the cafeteria.

Yeah, well, I wouldn't
leave Wiggy alone.

Because he's my friend.

You don't do that to a... [choking]

[Gags]

All right.

<i>♪Kickin' it with you!</i>

Bernice just got in line behind you.

You think she's involved
in some kind of hanky-panky?

I don't know. But winning
games in a row smells like hanky.

And where you find hanky,
you're gonna find panky.

Hey, Murray. Here's your card.

- Oh, thank you.
- You got it.

Hey, sorry, folks.

Can't let you in.

We've got a strict over- policy.

- Oh no, it's okay. We're with Murray.
- Don't care.

Very strict policy.

Hey, ma. Come on in.

Kept your regular spot for you.

Hey, you hear that?

He just called Bernice his mother.

- They're definitely up to something.
- We gotta get in there, but how?

I got it. Okay, let's go to
the new store in the Mall.

- Well, what are they gonna do?
- You'll see.

[Elderly voice] I can't
wait to play bingo.

[Elderly voice] I'm feeling lucky, baby.

[Elderly voice] Hey, slow down, you two.

Where's the fire?

[Meows]

Come on, Wiggy.

Where are you?

You don't belong in here.

I got an open can of
Furry Feast for you.

[Meows]

Ah-ha!

Bad kitty.

You shouldn't be in here.
Only astronauts allowed.

We couldn't possibly be smart
enough to be astronauts and

figure out how to press
a bunch of buttons.

[Powering on]

Automated voice: Launch
sequence initiated.

Wiggy...

Please tell me you said that.

[Meows]

- [Wiggy screeches]
- [Screams]

[Jerry screams]

[Music]

Sir, you should have been at that party.

The music was bumping so loud,

the floor was vibrating like
you launched the shuttle.

Do you know somebody
launched the shuttle?

Yes. Yes, I do.

Somebody manually
launched it from inside.

We're establishing communications now.

Who would be stupid enough to...

Woo!

Holy Christmas nuts!

Come here, Wiggy.

Sweet rings of Saturn!

He's got my wife's Wiggy!

Meow.

General, what are we gonna do?

Don't worry. I won't lose
you. I'm bringing you home.

Oh. Thank you, Sir.

I was talking to the cat.

Now you listen up, son.
I'm going to talk you in.

First thing's first.

If you look to your left, you
will see a large green button.

Got it.

Whatever you do, don't press it.

Huh? [Screams]

You might want to lead with
what I'm not supposed to do.

Oh, he short circuited
the electrical system,

blew the fuel cells and caused
a giant hole in the heat shields.

The shuttle's too damaged.

It'll never survive re-entry.

There's no way to bring
my little Wiggy home.

[Shouts]

Seaford, we have a problem.

<i>♪Kickin' it with you!</i>

[Normal voice] You and
I will watch Bernice.

Kim, you keep an eye on Zeke.

Should we tell Murray it's us?

No, that's the worst thing you can do.

The man has absolutely no
ability to keep a secret.

I have a mole on my butt
the size of a pumpkin.

- Hello.
- Hey.

Hi, I'm Bernice.

Would you two fellas like a ginger snap?

[Elderly voice] Oh, no thank you.

I'm still full from lunch.

I had a corned beef sandwich that was so

tender I didn't even
have to put my teeth in.

[Laughs]

[Elderly voice] That's nothing.
You know what I had for lunch?

A double prune smoothie.

Now that's the gift that
just keeps on giving.

[All laughing]

Ooh, I like turtles.

Don't touch my lucky turtle.

Ginger snap?

So, uh...

Mission control, you guys gonna tell me
how to bring this baby back down or what?

Jerry, you're in a
situation we call C- - .

Oh, that doesn't sound so bad.

Now let's see here.

Okay uh...

C - .

C - .

Bend over and kiss your butt good-bye.

Hmm.

I don't see how that's gonna
help, but I'll give it a sh*t.

Jerry...

Things aren't good.

We don't have a way to get you back.

But I want to come back.

There's no food up here,
Milton. I'll starve.

Don't worry about starving Jerry,

once you lose pressure in the cabin your
head will pop off like [Pops] that so...

- Holy!
- Get him out of here!

Now!

Jerry, this is all my fault.

I should have just taken
you to the party with me.

If word gets out about this, it'll
be an international embarrassment.

We have to stage a massive cover-up.

This is Chappy Chapman
reporting from the scene

of what appears to
be a massive cover-up.

There is no cover-up!

And even if there is, I'm
in no way responsible for it.

There you have it. That's
General Jones clearly jumping

ship from the biggest
scandal in SASA history.

- Back to you, Brittany.
- Out!

That's it. Jump ship.

Jerry, you're coming home
because you're gonna jump.

Hoo-rah!

What?

I'm sorry, did you say jump?

B...

Seven.

[Normal voice] That's
numbers in a row.

And Bernice keeps tapping that turtle.

It must be connected by a wire.

[Normal voice] Rudy. I've been
watching Zeke, and he keeps

switching the bingo balls so
Bernice always gets a match.

That's how they do it.

She uses the turtle to tell
him what number she needs.

And then he switches
the balls to match it.

Exactly.

Excuse me. Everyone.

Put down your markers.

I've got something to say about Bernice.

Well, if it's about her
ginger snaps, we know.

They're dry.

No, it's about the scam.

She won the last games
because she's cheating.

How dare you!

Boys!

Uh, maybe you could
explain why there's a wire

coming from under the
table to your turtle.

I think it's time for
you three to leave.

[Elderly voice] You probably
shouldn't have done that, sonny boy.

[Grunting]

[Grunting continues]

[Laughs]

You guys should get
some stronger tables.

Help your brother out of
there. Come on. Come on.

[Groans]

I taught you boys better than this.

Rudy, Jack, Kim.

I can't believe you did this for us.

Now, let's get back to bingo.

I've got a trip to Spain to win.

- [Cellphone rings]
- Wait. Guys, turn on the TV.

I just got a text that
Jerry is all over the news.

Jerry Martinez is about to jump from the
space shuttle and freefall back to Earth.

I think I speak for the
entire nation when I say...

We only hope that boy's lifeless
body does not land on my new car.

Back to you, Brittany.

Milton: Okay, Jerry. You
got the space suit on?

Yeah.

This is just a simple freefall
miles from space back to Earth.

Oh.

I thought it was gonna be dangerous.

When you enter the Earth's atmosphere
and break the sound barrier,

you'll hear a big boom.
Don't let it scare you.

- Milton, I'm afraid.
- Don't be.

[Sighs]

When you reach feet,

pull the rip cord and the parachute
will float you safely back to Earth.

And I'll be in radio contact
with you the whole way.

Wasabi?

Wasabi.

Milton: Jerry? How you
leave the ship is going to

determine your trajectory
for the entire descent.

You've got to be smooth. Just lean
forward and let gravity do the work.

Got it.

All right, here we go.

Ooh.

One...

Woo.

Two...

Three! Ow!

[Screams]

Come on, kid! We're rooting for you!

Did the boy jump yet?

He's about to enter the atmosphere
and break the sound barrier.

[Screams]

We lost radio communication.

Where'd he go?

Jerry, where are you?

Oh, this isn't good.

Come on, Jerry.

Woo!

[Duck quacks]

Oh, he's okay!

- He's okay!
- All right!

[Cheering]

- Yeah!
- All right, Jerry, look for landmarks.

Do you see anything you recognize?

Oh, I can see the school
football field from here.

Good. Aim for that.

Recovery party, move out!

Hey, where do you think
Jerry's gonna land?

Well, if the jet stream gets hold of him,
he could land in Mexico, Iceland, Florida.

[Crashing]

South America.

New York.

He's right behind you.

Bingo hall. That was next on my list.

Jerry!

Dude, we're so glad to have you back.

Jerry!

Milton. Dude, I'm so sorry I
went into space instead of you.

I'm just glad you're okay.

Welcome back, Jerry.

Of course for me it's bittersweet
because somewhere up in space...

Is my wife's little Wiggy!

No it's not, Sir.

- [Suit unzips]
- [Meows]

I was jumping for two.

You, my boy, have the right
stuff to be an Astronaut.

Doesn't he, Colonel Wiggy?

Hey guys, let's go to
Phil's and celebrate.

- On me.
- Okay.

Jerry.

There's another party for astronauts.

It'd be great if you came,
being a... [clears throat]

Hero and everything.

No thanks, Gunnar.

I'm gonna go hang out
with my real friends.

- Hm.
- Ah.

Hey, ladies.

You know who this is?

World famous Astronaut Gunnar Nelson.

Oh, just...

[Gunnar shouting]

<i>♪Kickin' it with you!</i>

[Music]

Oh! We're really proud of you, Jerry.

You should be.

You know, the General says I'm
eligible for a purple heart.

Wait, isn't that when you get
injured in the line of duty?

Do you have any idea what that cat did
to me when we broke the sound barrier?