02x08 - Stay Beautiful

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Good Behavior". Aired: November 2016 to December 2017.*
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"Good Behavior" revolves around a thief and con artist, who has just been released from jail and is hoping to reunite with her 10-year old son, who was being raised by her mother.
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02x08 - Stay Beautiful

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[MUFFLED GROANING]

You have learned a lot from my father.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

Carlos...

It's not Javier over Jacob.

I shouldn't be with either of them.

I love you too much to let
anything bad happen to you.

And I want you to be safe.

I shouldn't be with anybody.

, please.

[KEYPAD BEEPS]

[ SNORTS, SNIFFLES ]



We need more coke.

Are you serious?

[WATER RIPPLING]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

The view is endless.

- It's beautiful.
- Mm-hmm.

Makes you feel like
you're gonna live forever.

Typically, I wouldn't approach
an interpersonal conflict

in such a way, but in this case,

the solution seems equitable.

In the last months,
I've dropped pounds.

I started feeling very off balance.

I had a private lab run tests.

What you're holding is what they found.

- Mercury.
- Mm-hmm.

Dimethylmercury in my bloodstream.

That doesn't sound good.

It's not.

It's fatal.

I'm sorry.

[CHUCKLES]

So this woman you want k*lled.

She's my wife.

Your wife poisoned you?

[CHUCKLES] It's very her.

She's a chemist. She's brilliant.

After many years doing this,

I have found inducing a
heart att*ck is the best way.

I know how I want it done.

That is not how this works.

No, I assumed that it wasn't, but...

You had to wonder why I've
offered to pay so much.

I did wonder.

$ , .

$ , ?

[SCOFFS] I'm sorry. There's no way.

All cash.

If I'm going to do what
you're asking me to do,

you will have to pay even more.

Throw out a number.

$ million.

You're serious.

And I will need all of it up front.



I doubt they'll go that low.

Why don't you ask them?

I'm telling you, it's not gonna happen.

The house has been on
the market for two weeks.

You don't think they would be open

to at least hearing the offer?

I'll call them.

$ million up front.



Like I said, they listed it for $ . ,

and they're confident in that number.

They won't go for $ , .

But they will go for $ million flat.

All cash?

Consider yourself a homeowner.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

♪ Hard time forgiving ♪

♪ Even harder forgetting ♪

♪ Before you do something ♪

♪ You might regret, friend ♪

♪ Bricks are caving in ♪

♪ Oh, how sweet this sin ♪

♪ I left you the keys ♪

♪ You won't let me in ♪

♪ Hard time forgiving ♪

♪ Even harder forgetting ♪

♪ Before you do something ♪

[SHOWER RUNNING]







[SIGHS]

[MACHINE g*nf*re]

[ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
PLAYING, CARTOON SOUNDS]


[CELLPHONE VIBRATING]

Letty, what are you doing?

Calling my son. Jesus.

What reality are you living in?

You brought him here, and you
asked me to take him back.


You told me you couldn't
do it, and that's fine.


I didn't yell at you
and I didn't judge you.

But you can't call him up a week later

like it's some casual thing.

I get it if you wanna talk to him,

but you don't call him. You call me,

and then I'll tell you if
it's a good time to talk to him

- or not...
- Okay, okay, I understand.

[SIGHS]

[INHALES DEEPLY]

- Well, how is he?
- [TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY]

I don't know.

He's not really talkin' to me.

What do you mean?

Well, yesterday, I told
him he needed to pick up

after that dog you got him.

He said he didn't feel like it,

and I said I didn't
care if he felt like it.


You can't just leave
sh*t all over the lawn.


And then he screamed at me.

What are you talking
about? Jacob doesn't scream.

I know.

Well, why was he so angry?

No, it wasn't like that.
It wasn't an angry scream.

I don't know what it was.

- I have to go, Mom.
- Letty...





[OBJECTS RATTLING]

[OBJECTS CONTINUE RATTLING]

[SIGHS]

[KNOCK ON DOOR, BILLS RUSTLE]

- [SIGHS]
- WOMAN: Housekeeping.

- [DOOR OPENS]
- No, no, thank you. Not right now.

Checkout was two hours ago,
so it's really not your call.

I'm not checking out.

Then you can go to the front
office and pay for another night,

or you can get out and let me
clean up this mess you made.

Fine. I'll go pay for another night.

Really?!

You're stealing tips from a maid.

Um, no. I was getting my
cash together to go pay for

another night because you told
me to go pay for another night.

But thanks for assuming the worst.

I saw you in the mirror.

- No, you didn't.
- Yeah, I did.

I wanna talk to your manager.

I'll do you one better.
I'll get you the owner.

- Great, get me the owner.
- Here I am.

[BILLS RUSTLING]

This is how people become homeless.

[CLICKS TONGUE]

[BILLS RUSTLE]

["HABIT" BY GABRIELLE SHONK PLAYING]

[WHEELS RATTLING]

Stay beautiful.

♪ You've got a habit
of breaking things ♪

♪ Bursting bubbles
and hearts on strings ♪

♪ You've got a habit
of breaking things ♪

♪ Looking for trouble
with your list of flings ♪

Dave, it's Letty.

Hey.

Oh, you know, I've been busy.

Listen, where are you these days?



♪ You've got a habit of using people ♪

♪ You get what you want
no matter what the cost ♪

♪ You've got a habit... ♪

I don't know you.

No. You don't.

If I don't know you, what
are you doing in my house?

This is your house?

What, you don't think it looks good?

You wanna put a woman's touch on it?

Seems like you have it
just the way you like it.

Yeah, well, it's not
a house. It's a home.

That's nice. I'm friends with
Dave. I assume he's up there.

Dave!

You know this gorgeous young lady?

- Letty!
- Dave!

- Boner, let her up.
- But we got our rule.

No one comes in unless
they're ready to party.

I'm ready to party.

You gotta prove it with a line sprint.

- What's a line sprint?
- It's a long ass line of coke.

Oh, fine. I thought I was
gonna have to run or something.

[CLEARS THROAT]

So your name is Boner?

- It's my middle name.
- Mm.

[SNORTS]

[SNIFFLES, EXHALES]

DAVE: Come on up, girl!

[SNIFFLES]

Whoa. I missed you!

I missed you, too!

I missed you so much.

I know. Me, too.

Uh, check it out.

That's where the drums are.

- Uh, that's where the candy is.
- Mmm!

That's where the energy drinks are.

A lot of new flavors these days, huh?

- [CHUCKLES]
- Oh, oh, check this out.

We just got all those
awesome beach balls.

- They are awesome!
- Yeah.

That's Noah. Noah!

Hey.

- Don't you get cold at night?
- No.

- We keep each other warm.
- Cute!

Yeah.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY]

[GRUNTS]

[CUP TAPPING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[BAG RUSTLES, OPENS]

Put on a shirt.

We're moving.



[LAUGHS]

KUURO: ♪ Understand it, understand it ♪

- ♪ Understand it, I'm a, I'm a bandit ♪
- ♪ Come on ♪



- [SNORTS]
- [LAUGHS]



- You have beautiful skin.
- That's because I'm immortal.



[HISSING]

I give you a heart,
and you give me a line?



[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[DOOR ALERT BEEPING]

[EXHALES DEEPLY]

You are the first guest at my new house.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

Uhh!

[THUD]

[GROANING]

[EXHALES DEEPLY]

Aah! [GROANS]

This is how they
immobilize pigs on farms.

How would you know?

I did a lot of bad things
before I became a hit man.

- [TIE ZIPS]
- [GROANS]

Now it i s time to stop lying. Hmm?

I know my father didn't
hire you to k*ll me

because you k*lled him...

and David...

and Silk.

This is all you.

[LAUGHING]

Aah. [GROANS]

[INHALES SHARPLY]







♪ Are you ready? ♪





[SIGHS]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Ava didn't want you.

I am sorry about that.

So now all these years later,

you thought you could
make her want you again

by taking everyone
else away from her, huh?

[SPEAKING SPANISH] _

_

No. She doesn't.

And neither do you.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

[MUFFLED SCREAMING]

[LOCK CLICKS]

Oh, great.

Yeah, we got a fancy-ass coffee machine.

- I know. Thanks. Come in.
- Okay.

So does it make a bunch of
different flavors or something?

It's an espresso machine.

Oh. Like hazelnut.

No, no hazelnut. Just espresso.

Coffee maker that fancy
ought to make hazelnut.

It's okay for you guys to go now.

Okay.

Have a good one.

[DOOR OPENS]

- [DOOR CLOSES]
- [SIGHS]

Huh.

["COMING UP FOR AIR"
BY PHIL SELWAY PLAYING]

[EXHALING DEEPLY]

♪ It started out today ♪

♪ I feel alive, and the air has changed ♪

[EXHALES DEEPLY]



♪ I'm not alone ♪



[EXHALES DEEPLY]

♪ It's taken an age just to ♪

You just keep getting cooler and cooler.

What?

I said you just keep
getting cooler and cooler.

And I'm not even trying.

Oh, Letty.

We've known each other
for... forever, man.

Remember how we used to always play

"Super Mario Bros." and
drink Kahlúa with my stepmom?

- I maybe do.
- I remember this one time

you snuck into my room

at, like, in the morning.

And she had this big-ass duffel bag.

She was just dragging it behind her.

And I started getting paranoid
because that weed I loved

back then was some cheap-ass sh*t.

So I got to thinking
that maybe you had a body

in your duffel bag.

But then you went to the bathroom.

And I'm just sitting there
staring at your duffel bag

with a dead body in it.

- I would've just looked inside.
- [LIGHTER CLICKS]

Dude, he was scared he was gonna
open it up and find a dead body.

That's real.

[CLEARS THROAT]
What was really in the bag?

Just a bunch of clothes
and shoes she stole.

Were you guys ever boyfriend/girlfriend?

Nah. Letty always had a boyfriend.

Whatever happened to that one guy?

Javier.

Javier, yeah. Black dude.

Did he treat you bad?

No. We just messed each other up.

I wouldn't mess you up.

I mean, I would, but I wouldn't.

I know.

Because how could you?

Nobody messes me up.

- Oh.
- I mess myself up.

If I get messed up it's
because I wanna get messed up.

I mess myself up!

Whoo!

And guys are always thinking
they can unmess me up, you know?

Or be the one guy who's so perfect

that I won't mess myself
up if I'm with him.

- I didn't mean...
- No, I'm not talking about you.

The truth is, I
obviously like hanging out

with assh*le guys who
think they can save me

or change me or whatever.

We don't wanna change you.

No, I'm not talking about
you guys. Just listen.

Because it's like, if I didn't
have someone every now and then

looking into my eyes like I
could be this better person,

I would be dead.

But then that gets boring.

So I will mess it up.

And he will mess it up.

And it's because we
both wanna mess it up.

Because that's what we do over and over

from, like, the beginning of time.

And I chose to go back to that hotel

and follow him to that bar.

Like, okay, sure, I wanted
to save that woman's life,

but really? Was it
really about that? No.

I just wanted to hang
out with a dangerous man.

Now that's messed up. That is f*cked up.

[THUD]

Did you get it?

I'm the dangerous one.

[CELLPHONE VIBRATES]

[VIBRATING CONTINUES]

- Yeah.
- Letty?

I said hello.

You said, "Yeah."

Are you okay?

I'm great.

Is that it?

No.

Okay, then, what?

Look, I know we left
things in a bad place.

It was more than bad.

Maybe you don't know
this, but before I met you,

I wasn't okay.

I do know that.

And you weren't okay.

No, you didn't know
me before you met me.

Well, I found out who you were.

You figured out facts about
me. You didn't know me.

Can you just listen? Listen.

I am listening. You're
not saying anything.


Okay.

I bought you something.

What?

Look at your texts.





I bought you a house.

Did you get the photo?

What is the matter with you?

How clueless are you?

- I'm...
- A house?

Are you serious?

There are bedrooms.
It's... it's perfect.

Perfect for what? A family?

A happy little family?

I don't have a family.

You do.

No, I don't.

You have me.

You're embarrassing yourself.

You sound like a desperate little boy

who just lost his virginity.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, sh*t!

[LAUGHTER]

Who are you with right now?

Who am I with? Your father.

Ooh!

[LAUGHTER]

I'm asking because I care about you.

Let me just fix this for you.

Don't care about me. I'm
really not that important.

I shouldn't matter to you.

You are...

I have never seen anyone
with as much self-pity as you,

not even the people I've k*lled.

You think that whatever
pain you feel entitles you

to go around hurting
everyone around you.

Look, I don't know who you're
with or what you're doing,


but if you think you're
flying high right now,


I will not ruin your party.

You fly high, Letty.
Enjoy that. I'm done.

Are you waiting for
me to cry or something?

No, I know you won't.

You don't stand to gain
anything from crying right now.

f*ck you.

[CELLPHONE CRASHES]



[EXHALES]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[GRUNTING]

[SPITS]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]





[SINGSONGY] You guys...

sh*t! Don't point that thing at me.

Relax. It's just a nail g*n.

It's still a g*n. Don't...

- Oh! [LAUGHS]
- sh*t!

- [LAUGHING]
- Oh, sh*t.

My turn.

Ooh.

Come on.

Just do it.

- Be careful, dude.
- What do you mean?

I mean, like, don't hit her.

- Why not?
- Because she's my friend.

sh**t it!

[WHOOSH]

- Ooh!
- Oh!

[LAUGHS] Whoo!

You're so badass. [LAUGHS]

- You're so awesome!
- I know.

- Now I wanna go. Dave, sh**t me.
- No, I'm not doing this sh*t.

Noah, sh**t me. [LAUGHS]

[GRUNTS]

You should probably lift
your mask for this, dude.



Oh...

Oh, sh*t.

I'm the greatest!

- Yeah!
- [LAUGHTER]

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

- That is in there.
- [LAUGHS]

No! Oh, no!

[DOORBELL RINGS]

[RUSTLING]

- Carlos.
- Hey.

[SPEAKS SPANISH] _

I'm leaving in the morning,

so I wanted to bring
something for the house.

_

Beer?

Sure. Thanks.

[BOTTLE CAP FIZZES]

Are you gonna have one?

No. I was about to leave, actually.

Oh. Sorry. Where are you going?

The gym.

Oh.

Teo?

Yeah.

Hey.

[SPEAKS SPANISH] _

Did I k*ll him?

No.

He hasn't told me
everything I need to know.

What else do we need to know?

- I don't know.
- [BOTTLE CAP THUDS]

Something.

You can't leave him in a motel forever.

He's locked in a room downstairs.

Are you serious?

He can barely move. He's
passed out. It's fine.

Dad bought Ava a restaurant.

Hmm. So?

So then people are dying. Bam, bam, bam.

And Teo's hanging around
this restaurant suddenly.

I don't know. Anyway, I have to go.

I will stay.

Make sure nothing happens.

Thank you, but you
don't have to do that.

I know. I want to.

- [SIGHS] No, Carlos.
- [BOTTLE THUDS]

Do I seem like a child to you?

Because everyone has
always treated me like...

Like I'm too delicate to handle things.

It is not like that, Carlos.

[SPEAKING SPANISH] _

_

Good.

Then I will watch him

while you're gone at the gym.

Okay.


[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Boner?

Boner?

Just let him sleep it off.

This place is really sad.
We have to get outta here.

Yeah, let's go somewhere else.

Where?

I know where.

[CHUCKLES] Oh, yeah.

- Where?
- You're gonna love this place.

- It's surreal as hell.
- [TOUCHSCREEN CLICKING]

But we need G. Can you call your guy?

We're good.

- Yeah?
- Let's go.

[SLURPS]



[TOUCHSCREEN CLICKS]

WOMAN: - - . What's your emergency?

[CLICK]

- [SIGHS SOFTLY]
- DAVE: Yo, Letty! Let's go!

[CLATTER]

Wake up.

- [CHAIR CLANGS]
- Wake up.

[GASPS]

What is this?

A consequence.

What?

[KEYS JANGLE]

Some people think they're
allowed to ruin other people.

Why is that?

Make sense of such a person
for me. Help me understand.

Understand what?

A person who believes that
acting on a destructive impulse

is perfectly fine, hmm?

Is it she doesn't see
how selfish she is?

Or does she?

I don't know.

Well, let's take you, for example.

When you see someone suffering,
does it make you smile?

Or maybe you're just bored
and watching a person suffer,

well... at least it's
something new, huh?

Who the hell are you?

I am what you get when
you do what you did.

I have a husband.

He can pay you.

He'll give you a lot of money.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Who do you suppose that is?

SANTIGOLD: ♪ Freak
like me, freak like me ♪

♪ You a freak like me,
freak, freak like me, me ♪

Wait, I wanna do it.

Just two droppers full in each cup.

- Or what?
- Trust me.

Doop doop, doop doop, doop doop.

♪ You're a freak like me,
you're a freak like me ♪

♪ You're a freak like me,
you're a freak like me ♪

♪ You're a freak like me,
you're a freak like me ♪

♪ You're a freak like me,
you're a freak like me ♪

Yeah.

♪ Sitting pretty on the top
watching all you wantin' money ♪

♪ Take over, take over ♪

♪ Do you know where you give up,
when you fear my voice on TV ♪

♪ They over, they over ♪

♪ Got money, money, money goes,
turn it up and turn it down ♪

It's on. [LAUGHS]

♪ Tell me when you hit the ground ♪

♪ Just this once I let you go ♪

♪ 'Fore you walk, you pass the ground ♪

♪ And you don't know, oh,
no, no, you don't know ♪

♪ Freak like me, freak like me ♪

♪ You a freak like me,
freak-freak like me-me ♪

Where are we going?

You'll see.

♪ You a freak like me, freak like me ♪

♪ What you want you'll never stop ♪

♪ Guess that means you made it, honey ♪

♪ You're famous for what?
It matters more that ♪

♪ You look good in Photoshop ♪

♪ You're still tan when it's not sunny ♪

♪ Keep flyin' higher as a tiger ♪

♪ It's funny, funny, funny, though ♪

♪ Now we buy it by the pound ♪

♪ Comes another puppy, ooh,
give a smile and turn around ♪

♪ How far will you let it go?
It's a game of pleasure now ♪

♪ And you don't know, oh,
no, no, you don't know ♪

♪ Freak like me, freak like me ♪

♪ You're a freak ♪

Why would you want to k*ll
the man who married you

and loved you for years?

[EXHALES]

Look, I'm gonna miss him when he's gone.

I'm gonna miss you, baby.

Obviously, I love him.

I wouldn't say that is obvious.

Look at him.

This is a man who's thrown in the towel.

Maybe because you k*lled him.

No.

See, baby, this is why it
would be helpful for us to be

dealing with someone
who knows us better.

No one knows us, honey.

He's been this way ever
since I've known him.

Maybe he realized that this was
all his life was ever gonna be.

Look at him.

You see that?

He uses up all the oxygen
in the room just existing.

[CLEARS THROAT]

It's a wonder I've survived
with him as long as I have.

["HOLD THE LINE" BY MAJOR LAZER PLAYING]

[LAUGHING]

Almost there.



[GRUNTS]

[CLOPPING FOOTSTEPS]

[GROWLS]

[FOOTSTEPS CONTINUE]



If you were an animal,
what would you be?

A bird.

So you can fly away?

Yeah.

Or a wolf.

A bird-wolf.

Yeah.

[BOTH LAUGH]

♪ I make ya, I make ya, I
make ya, I make ya, I make ya ♪

♪ I make ya, I make ya, I
make ya, I make ya, I make ya ♪

Dimethylmercury is
actually very interesting.

It's very interesting, baby.

What do you think
about elemental mercury?

Well, I see that you've brought
some of it to this... affair.

It's hard to find mercury
thermometers these days.

Where'd you get those?

Just a pharmacy.

I bet it was a tiny,
little mom and pop place.

One of those places with wheelchairs

and crutches in the window.

- It was.
- I love an elderly pharmacist.

They recommend the strangest things.

Like what?

Those mercury thermometers, for example.

Even though there are
digital thermometers that'll

measure temperature
with a -second swipe

across the forehead.

An old pharmacist will
still advise me to stick

a glass tube of mercury
into my child's rectum.

We don't have a child.

I know, baby.

A digital thermometer does
seem like a better option.

Yeah, well, there's
something to be said for those

old school mercury thermometers.

They're dangerous.

Only if the mercury's
vaporized and inhaled.

Looks to me like you
already know that, though.

Yeah.

But I only recently learned.

[SNAP]

Your husband taught me.

Yeah, well, he only knows
because I taught him.

- [HANDS SLAP TOGETHER]
- Bet you wish you hadn't.



[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

[MUFFLED VOICE] Whoa.

If you build it, he will come.

What?

"Field of Dreams."

Oh! M. Night Shyamalan!

Yeah, the crop circle. Totally.

No. [LAUGHS]

If you build it, he will come.

No.

Yes, he will!

Come on.

["INDIAN SUMMER" BY JAI WOLF PLAYING]

[LAUGHTER]



[LAUGHTER]



[LAUGHTER]



[LAUGHTER]

[DISTORTED VOICE]
Hey, you guys. Are you guys here?

[DISTORTED LAUGHTER]



[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[GRUNTING]

[WHIMPERS]



[GASPING]

[WHIMPERING]

[GASPS]

[LIGHTER CLICKS, WHOOSH]

[HISSING]

[CRACKLING]

[GASPS]

[COUGHING]

[MUFFLED GRUNTING]

[MUFFLED CRY]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[EXHALES DEEPLY]

You can go.

[" AM" BY EMMA SAMETH PLAYING]





♪ in the morning ♪

♪ Faded like the rain ♪

♪ Falling on my bedroom window ♪

♪ Thinking about your face ♪

♪ in the morning ♪

♪ Back here once again ♪

[AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE]
Your call has been forward to


an automated voice messaging system.

Hi, Letty.

This is not who we are.

Some people push each
other over the ledge.

But not you and me.

We are the people who pull
each other away from the ledge.

[INHALES SHARPLY]

♪ in the morning ♪

♪ Faded like the rain ♪

♪ Falling on my bedroom window ♪

♪ Thinking about your face ♪

♪ in the morning ♪

♪ Back here once again ♪

♪ Can't get you out ♪

♪ Get you out my head ♪

[ANIMAL CHITTERING, INSECTS CHIRPING]

Dave?



Ah.



Dave?



Dave!







[TONE BEEPS]



Please, please.



Come on, come on.





[DOOR SQUEAKS]

Carlos?

[CLATTER, KEYS JANGLE]



Carlos?



[g*n COCKS]







♪ The world was on fire, no
one could save me but you ♪

♪ Strange what desire would
make foolish people do ♪

_

♪ I've never dreamed that
I'd meet somebody like you ♪

♪ I've never dreamed that
I'd lose somebody like you ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ What a wicked game to play ♪

♪ Ooh ♪



♪ To make me feel this way ♪



♪ What a wicked game to play ♪

♪ I've never dreamed that
I'd meet somebody like you ♪

♪ I've never dreamed that
I'd lose somebody like you ♪

♪ But I don't want to fall in love ♪

- Okay.
- [TOUCHSCREEN CLICKING]

♪ No, I don't want to fall in love ♪

Come on, come on, come on.

♪ I ♪

Come on, please.

♪ ...fall in love with you ♪

Go, go, go, go, go.

[PHONE BEEPS]

No, no.

[GASPS] f*ck!

[GROANS]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[GASPING]

Dave!

[CRYING]

[OWL HOOTING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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