PETER: Star-Lord's
Super-Awesome Adventure Log.
Mission status: Currently battling
our worst enemy, gravity.
Crash our ship, will ya?
ROCKET: Yeah, you better run!
Fly! Flutter!
Whatever the flarg you do!
- Traitor!
- I am Groot.
Okay, I think we can
all share the blame here.
We're a team effort.
Rocket, fix the ship.
[GRUNTS]
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
Yeah, about that.
We're kind of short on parts.
DRAX: We are also short on time.
The ship is sinking into the swamp.
At this rate, we'll be completely
submerged in a matter of hours. [LOUD THUD]
[ALL YELL]
[GRUNTS]
Me and Groot can get
started on repairs.
The rest of you have to split up
and find the parts I need.
Gamora, get me
a micrometer frequency laser.
Quill, I need a stuffed animal.
A krutackin' huge one.
Wait. Wait, wait.
That's a fake assignment.
Every time we split up,
you always make me get something
you don't really need,
- and then you laugh about it later.
- It's real.
Okay, so then why can't Drax get it,
and I'll get his part?
[CHUCKLES]
[SIGHS] Fine.
But remember, you asked for it.
I changed my mind!
I changed it!
I want to get the stuffed animal!
[g*nf*re]
Yo! Think fast!
[GRUNTS]
Okay, now think slow.
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS]
[MAN YELLS]
[GRUNTS]
Intruder!
Put down the fusion reactor
and surrender to Modok!
[LAUGHING]
Oh. Oh.
Seriously, dude?
You've got baby arms and legs.
MODOK: Physical might
is hardly necessary
when one possesses
the power of the mind.
[GASPS]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[GRUNTING]
[GROANS]
Nice try, fathead, but...
[GROANS]
[SIGHS] Okay, chubby cheeks,
now you're making me mad.
Haven't you figured it out yet?
I have the power to destroy you
with your own w*apon.
Well, the joke's on you there,
Mighty Melon.
Only I can control
my Element Blaster.
But I can control your hand.
[STRAINING]
Hey! Hey!
All right, quit it, Jumbo Jowls.
The name is Modok!
And you will not interfere with
my plans, whoever you are!
[GRUNTING]
Who's interfering? I just need
to borrow your fusion reactor.
Unfortunately for you,
it is a key component
for my stasis w*apon.
Once I deploy the m*ssile,
all of humanity will be
rendered completely immobile.
Then Modok will reign supreme!
[GRUNTS]
[YELLING]
[STRAINING]
Ah, the things I have to go through
for one lousy, stupid fusion reactor!
Oh, Rocket, you are so
gonna owe me big-time.
[ALARM BLARING]
[GASPS]
[MASSIVE BOOM]
[MODOK GRUNTING]
[EXHALES]
No one defeats Modok!
You hear me?
[YELLING] No one!
If anyone asks,
I'm sayin' I fought
a -foot-tall dude who sh**t
flames out of his eyeballs.
01x90 - Star-Lord vs Modok (S2 Special)
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