01x06 - So This Is Christmas?

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Hawkeye". Aired: November 24, 2021 - present.
Mini-series based on the Marvel Comics superhero Hawkeye, centering around Clint & Kate.
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01x06 - So This Is Christmas?

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Are you in New York to talk to Clint?
Is that why you're here?

I'm here to k*ll him.

BARTON: Someone has hired a Black Widow.

- If I don't end this tonight...
- Clint, we've been so careful.

It's just a matter of time
before the big guy gets involved.

Mom, I really need to talk
to you about Jack.

Hey, could we change the subject?

I need your help with a few decisions
on the Bishop holiday party.

What if that's our deal?

You get us materials for a new costume.

How about enough materials to make
your costumes plus two more?

I promise you this is all
a big misunderstanding.

I've obviously been framed.

Your boss wanted your father d*ad.

Yes. Your boss.

What is this?

What are you talking about?


Look at this. Who's that with my mom?

Well, that's the guy I've been
worried about this whole time.


Ms. Bishop.

Mister Fisk.

What can I help you with, Eleanor?

We've had a good relationship,
haven't we, Wilson?


I've never asked questions,
I've always done what was told.

What I'd expect when there's a debt,

and your husband owed a small fortune.

Which I have repaid tenfold by now.

All the while doing pretty well
for yourself.

Like you said,
it's been a good relationship,

which is why I'm a little confused
where you're headed with this.

I handled Armand like you asked.

My fiancé is taking the fall for Sloan.

But my daughter,
my daughter is home now,

and she's getting too close.

And that's where I draw the line.

There are no lines in this business.

And that is why
I have to leave this business.

Eleanor, don't be rash.

I want you to know

that I have been keeping
an insurance policy.

- Eleanor...
- Copies of everything, in a safe place.

In the spirit of the holidays,
I'm gonna give you a minute

to think about
what you're starting right now.

I don't need a minute.

In the spirit of the holidays,
I'm gonna give you a minute

to think about
what you're starting right now.

I don't need a minute.

BARTON: Who sent this?


Apparently my mom is the one
who hired her to k*ll you.

Oh, wow.

It doesn't make any sense.

My mom doesn't even,
she doesn't even jaywalk.

And now she's working with the mob?

(SOFTLY) She k*lled Armand?

My God, I need to talk to her.

Kate, wait. You gotta calm down, okay?

Let's talk this out.

(ON MACHINE) Hi, this is Eleanor.
I can't answer the phone right now...

Just take a breath, okay?

But your mom needs our help.

That video, Kate, it's not good.

The Kingpin will not take this lightly.
He is going to react,

and he's gonna do it in a big way.

Clint, this is my mess to clean up.

You should go home,
you should be with your family.

You can still make
it in time for Christmas.

Kate, you're my partner.

Your mess is my mess.

I'm not going anywhere
until this is finished.


Here she is.

I've seen you at the end
of some tough matches, but this?

Do you want to tell me
what's been going on?

I always taught you
to keep a low profile.

I'm sorry. I got carried away.

You know what my father meant to me.

To all of us.

KAZI: I've come to my senses.
I need to focus on the job.

Stop chasing ghosts.

That's quite the turnaround.

KAZI: I've realized no matter what I do,

I can't bring my father back.

Finding whoever k*lled him,

that won't change anything.

He would've wanted you to move on.
He always wanted...

The best for you.

I only wish that he could be here now

to see you and all of
your accomplishments.

KAZI: If it's okay with you,
I'd like a couple days off,

to clear my head.

Yes, that's reasonable.


I love you.

The Ronin is running around the city.

An Avenger has taken
an outsized interest in our operations,

and the Bishop woman,

she thinks that she can quit her job,

as if she works for Goldman Sachs.

And Maya...


She's turned on us.


What will we do about it?

The people

need to be reminded

that the city belongs to me.


I'm really sorry how this
has all turned out for you.


Can't think about it right now.

We've gotta focus on tonight.

(EXHALES) You're right.

We need a ton of gear.

Like a whole batch
of way-too-dangerous trick arrows.

You can make more?

Hey, Kate, have you seen
that pepper spray?

- Yeah, I've got it here.
- All right.

What is this one?

Way too dangerous.

Too dangerous.


So, this, uh, this holiday
party tonight,

is it a fancy thing?

Yeah. Formal.

You know, you don't have to do this.

It is part of the job.

It's always inconvenient.

It's lonely.

You will get hurt.

Heroes have to make
some tough decisions.

So, if you're gonna do this...

I just wanna know you're ready.

When I was younger, aliens invaded.

And I was alone.

And I was terrified.

But then I saw you,

fighting aliens with
a stick and a string.

I saw you jump from that building
even though you can't fly,

even though you don't have superpowers.

And I thought,

"If he could do that, then I
didn't have to be scared".

You showed me that being a hero
isn't just for people who can fly

or sh**t lasers out of their hands,

it's for anyone,

who's brave enough to do what's
right, no matter the cost.


I'm ready.

KAZI: I'm in position.

If the Bishop woman escapes, be ready.

We're on the route. Tomas
has east exits, I have west.


I don't see my mom yet.

BARTON: Why don't you tell me
what you do see?

What are our assets,
what are our thr*at?

Mmm. thr*at? That guy.

That's Gary. He fired me from
one of the only jobs I ever had.


Well, we have those all over the party.

MAN: Chip. So good to see you.

Wow. Jack's out of jail already.
Nothing phases that guy.

So Jack wielding a sword,

just out of jail for allegedly
m*rder somebody with one.

Maybe it's his way of proving
that he really is innocent?

It's a weird flex, but sure.

Hey, Jack. I thought you were in jail.

I was, until your father bailed me out.

Mom said I was gonna get
your wine collection.

(LAUGHS) What?

You're not old enough
to appreciate my wine collection.

Well, I will be someday.

The problem is
it will have peaked by then.

Not if you go back to jail, it won't.

Do you remember when you peed
in your pants in The Hamptons?

I do. Everybody does.


Take this.

Stay on comms, okay?

- Okay.
- I'm gonna take a lap.

ORVILLE: There you go.

- Wanna check your coat?
- No, thank you.

Okay, then.

Do you see her?

I haven't seen her yet.

I found her.

- Kate, hi...
- Mom, come with me.

What are you doing?

I'm saving your life.

Your business partner wants you d*ad.

- What are you talking about?

UNCLE: ... which is why
I'm a little confused

where you're headed with this.

How could you do this?

- ELEANOR: I handled Armand like you asked.
- All these years.

You don't understand.

When your father died, I was blindsided.

He owed that monster money.

There you two are!
Sorry to interrupt, darling,

but I really need
to have a word with you...

Jack, not now.

Sweetheart, Kate,

don't worry about it, I have
everything under control.

All clear, boss.

Surprise, surprise.

Get down.

What the...

- You okay?
- Yeah.

- Get these people out of here.
- Yeah.


BARTON: Away from the window,
away from the window!


Stay down! Stay down.

This way. Missy, a little help. Come on.

Barton's here, and the girl.

Tell the boss Christmas came early.

What the hell was that?

BARTON: Shots fired. We're workin' on
gettin' these people outta here.

KATE: Mom and Jack, stay here.

Kate, do not go out there,
it's too dangerous.

You're the reason
it's dangerous out there, Mom.

Just stay put and stay out of this.

You know...

I feel like I'm missing something here.


Okay, Jack, this is it.

It's your time.

Come on, come on.

Oh, God. Clint, who's sh**ting?

I have no idea.

- Clint.
- Hey.

- Find Eleanor.
- Okay.

I'm gonna head downstairs,
draw the f*re away.

Copy that. We're going
position two, guys.

Wendy and Missy.

k*ll the lights.


Oh, shit.

So, I know you're chummy with my mom,

I didn't think you'd make
the cut for the Christmas party.

Kate Bishop.

I'm not here to ruin anything.

I'm just going to k*ll Barton,

have some appetizers, and then I'll go.

I hope you enjoy the bruschetta,

'cause it looks like
you already lost him.

He's in the elevator.

Yeah, what, out of floors,

you think you're just gonna magically
guess which one he's on?

- Twelfth floor.

- Damn it.
- Enjoy the party.

No, no, Kate, stay.




- What was that?
- I don't know.

- No!
- No. No, no, no!

Oh, my God, what is happening?

- Did you plan that?
- Yes.

No, no, I...

No, no!

Come on, that is so annoying.



Yep. Please, please proceed
at an orderly, orderly manner.

Orderly, or, you know, just keep
yelling and shoving each other.

They're coming to you.

Red One in position.

Tomas will watch exits,
I will take team inside.

Excuse me, come on.
Let's go, let's go, let's go. Go, go.

Kate's mom's not here.

She's gone.



What are we doin'?

I mean, it's Christmas Eve.
Let's grab a drink, huh?

- Okay. Yeah. Sure.
- Cool.

After I k*ll Barton.

No. No, that's not what...

Come on. You don't need to...


Kate, where are you?

- Yep, give me a minute.
- Everyone here at . Lite FM

would like to wish you
a merry Christmas Eve.


That really hurts!

Yeah. Yeah, well,
so did the kick to the ribs.

Oh, yeah. That was a good one.

That was good form. But you
did the really cool body throw.

- Yeah, thank you. Thank you.
- Yeah.

Stop making me like you.

I'm sorry, I can't help it.
That was really fun.


- Clint!
- Was that you?

It's Yelena. Watch out!

It's supposed to be scary,
it's supposed to be scary. Okay.

What are you doing?

Kate! You okay?


Clint, the Tracksuits are here.

Look! It's Kate Bishop.

I know it's probably not
the best moment right now,

but I want to thank you, you know.

For your advice, what you said,

how I should speak to my girlfriend.

- Did it work?
- It worked, bro,

we went to Maroon instead.

That's so great.
So, what's with the g*n?

I'm sorry, but... I wanted to thank you.

I got you now, bro.

- Jack!
- Hello, sweetie!

Behind you!

Jack. Jack, I am, I am so sorry
my mom got you put in jail.

Are you okay?

Never been better.

Oh, no!

But I'm afraid I've lost track
of your mother.

Yeah. You and me, both.

I'm gonna enjoy this.

I told you to stop.

You started all this.
And now I have to finish it.

There he is.

You're right, Kazi.

That was fun.

This is some Christmas.



- Where are you?
- Right here!

- Where's "here", Clint?
- In the tree.

What tree?

BARTON: The tree!

What're you doing up there?

I'm just hangin' out, what do you think?

Guys! Guys, where's my gear?

- I need my gear.
- Missy!

I got it. I got it.

- Any eyes on my mom yet?
- Not yet.

No? Okay. Look, I need
to get Clint out of that tree.

Clear the civilians for me.

What about that guy?
He doesn't seem to...

Take that!

He's on our side, but we should
probably get him out of here, too.

- All right.
- All right. Good luck.


This way. This way. You just go.
Go, go. Let's do... This way.

These people are terrible
at following directions.

Hey, guys. I think it's time.

Are you sure?

Yeah. I mean, we're
trained professionals,

but that's not enough now.

- Let's go.
- Okay.

Let's go, bro.


Hey, bros.

Kate, where's our backup?


(CHUCKLING) We're all gonna die.

- You guys ready?
- Yeah.

- Let's do it.
- Let's do this.

This way, people! Come on, this way!
This way! This way, people.

This way! That way!

Come on!


ARMAND VII: Put me down! This instant!

I'm trying to save your life, you brat!

Do you know who I am?

Clint, I need you to hang on tight.

Yeah, you think?

Wait, wait. What do you mean?

I'm gonna get you out of that tree.

No, no, don't do anything. Kate?

I'm gonna get out myself.

You want me to say, 'On my signal'?

Kate, please don't do anything.

All right, I won't say it then.

Repeat after me,

'I'm not gonna do anything
incredibly stupid.'

Kate, what just happened?

- Kate, do not!
- Timber.



We're too exposed. Let's go.

My g*n!

That should hold them off for a bit.

- Oh, my God, you wore it!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Oh, my God, it looks so good, I told you.
- Yeah.

Listen to me. We need
to get off this ice, okay?

The only way off this ice
is up those stairs.

Great. There's only about
a thousand of them and two of us.

Here, take these.

No way. Is it time?

It's time.

All right, Kate.

Let's give 'em hell.




- MAN : Get them!
- MAN : Run them over!


- Oh, my God!
- What happened?

What happens to them now?

I don't know.

I'll have to ask Scott about that one.



Well, there's that.

Let's go.

GRILLS: Kate, your mom
just came out the side door.


I gotta go find her.

- You okay?
- Yeah.


Just go.

Nice sh*t!

Yeah, no shit!

KAZI: You know what I have to do.


YELENA: Before I k*ll you,

I need to ask you one question.

It's nice to finally meet you,


I need to know what happened.

Look, Yelena,

if I told you what really happened,
you'd never believe me.

But what you need to know

is your sister sacrificed herself,

and she saved the world.

I'm sorry.

You're lying.

- What?
- You're pathetic.

You're so pathetic.


Don't you understand?

This is my life, Maya.

My life!

It was never supposed to be yours!

Don't make me do this, Maya.

We have to find Kate.
I think she's... (GASPS)


Don't leave, Eleanor.

Come here. Let's talk.

KATE: Get away from my mom!

What are you gonna do with that?



(PANTING) I'm not like you.


It's too late.

He won't let that happen.

Leave, Maya. He's coming for you.

Where you goin', big guy?

You're in over your head!

Nobody k*lled her.

She made a choice.

Stop lying!

You're not listening to me.

She sacrificed herself, understand?

I couldn't stop her.


Mind your own business!

Why would she sacrifice herself for you?

Why do you deserve it?

I don't.

So she died because you let her.

I fought for it.

But she was better than me.

You should've fought harder.


You're really starting to annoy me.




- Mom?
- Kate.

Are you okay?

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry, baby.

We're gonna put all this
behind us. You'll see.

Okay? It will all go back to normal.

It's never been normal, Mom.

I think part of me has
always known that.

Honey, this was just
an unfortunate arrangement.

And it's over.

k*lling Armand?

Hiring an assassin to k*ll Clint?

Framing your own fiancé?

That's an unfortunate arrangement?

Yes, sweetie.

That's how the world works.

I've protected you from it.

You may not have known what was
going on, but I did it for you.

I know what it's like to have nothing.
And you can't handle it.

How do you know what I can handle?

- Because I know you.

And I know that you think that you can

live life without consequences,

just like your father.

But someone has to clean things up.

Someone has to take responsibility.

- You're right.
- Mrs. Bishop.

under arrest for the m*rder of

Armand Duquesne The Third.

Turn around, please.


Is this what heroes do?

Arrest their mothers on Christmas?

I'm sorry.

I love you, Mom.

Let's go.




How do you know that?

Your secret whistle with Nat.

She talked about you
all the time, Yelena.

She did?

What did she say?

She told me about how
you got separated as kids.

She was flying that plane.

I asked her if she was scared.

All she could think about
is that you were safe.

That never changed, Yelena.

She loved you.

And always wanted you safe.


You got so much time with her.

Yes, I did.

It shouldn't have gone this way.

If I was there, I could have
stopped it. I could have...

- I could have changed it.
- Nothing was gonna stop her, Yelena.

You know Natasha.


She made her choice.

We're gonna have to find
a way to live with that.

I loved her so much.

Me too.


I'm sorry.

OFFICER: He's not here. He's gone.



What a surprise.


You and I...

We're family.


Sometimes family
doesn't see eye to eye...


Look. We didn't do any of that.

We just wanna make sure
you arrest the right people.

Yeah, we're the good guys.

Yeah. We are with Hawkeye.

- We're essentially Avengers.
- Yeah.

You know,

I saw you with your sword earlier.

Pretty handy with that thing.

Have you ever heard of LARPing?


Is that some sort of leisure activity?

Well, I'm in this guild and...


Think I got some blood on my tie.

You know, I gotta be really
honest with you, Kate.

It doesn't happen too often, but...

every once in a while,

you come across somebody

that just makes you better...

in every way.

And that Missy, boy, she just...

outdid herself with the suit, right?

- And the elasticity in this fabric...
- Okay, you can stop.

I know tonight was a lot.

You took on Kingpin all by yourself.

Not many people walk away
from somethin' like that.

And I'm so proud of you.

Thank you.


You know what? We gotta walk that dog.

KATE: Yeah, we do.

You coming?

KATE: Yeah. Come on, Lucky.


Hey, are you sure this is okay?

I'm telling you, they're
very excited to meet you.

- Hey, there he is!

- Hey, buddy, Merry Christmas.
- LILA: You made it.

You kept your promise.

- Here, take something.
- NATHANIEL: What's your name?

- Thank you. Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

This is Kate. Come on in. Let's go.

It's cold.

- You made it.
- BARTON: I made it.


- I missed you.
- I missed you too.

Ah! The dog is so cute. What's his name?

KATE: That's Lucky.

Right, yeah.

Brought home a couple strays.

- Hi.
- This is Kate.

Welcome, Kate. So good to have you.

No way! I've always wanted one of these!

You're never gonna guess what was found

in a black-market auction
in New York City.

Thank you.

I want you to take better
care of your stuff.

Well, you're hardly one to talk.

BARTON: Kate. Hey, will you help me
with somethin' real quick?

Yeah. Sure.

I figured you'd like to help me
end what you started.

So should I say a few words or...

Can I ask you something?

Yeah, sure.

What do you think of "Lady Hawk"?

Yeah, that's terrible.

- "Hawk Eve"?
- No, that's worse.

Damn, okay. Hawk sh*t.

Like "hot sh*t". But you know, "Hawk".

- No.
- "Lady Arrow"?

- None of those.
- Okay, fine.

BARTON: You know what, actually,
I have an idea.

♪ Something strange in the air today ♪

♪ The sun is gone and
the clouds turn gray ♪

♪ Just what's comin' is hard
to say I don't know ♪

♪ There's a battle above the street ♪

♪ The ground is ruined
and below our feet ♪

♪ The sky's turned red
and I feel the heat gotta go ♪

♪ Who can save us our city sings ♪

♪ We need the hope
that salvation brings ♪

♪ You have the power to find the light ♪

♪ Avengers assemble
and fight the fight ♪

♪ Save the city and help us win ♪

♪ Save us all from the state we're in ♪

♪ Things look dark
but I know this can't be the end ♪

♪ There's a future and I know that ♪

♪ With the strength you bring us
we'll rise again ♪

♪ Avengers unite
'cause we've got to hear you say ♪

♪ I could do this all ♪

♪ Save the city and help us win ♪

♪ Save us all from the state we're in ♪

♪ The day looks tough
but we're New York strong ♪

♪ And eight million people
just can't be wrong ♪

♪ We love all kinds
but Loki you don't belong ♪

♪ So get gone ♪

♪ The rent and garbage
are both sky high ♪

♪ But I love New York! ♪

♪ Is our battle cry ♪

♪ We're ready to fight
never have to ask why ♪

♪ Bring it on! ♪

♪ Yes, the city's on the brink ♪

♪ And it may smell ♪

♪ But we like that stink ♪

♪ We lived through the eighties
and this too shall pass ♪

♪ Avengers assemble and kick some ass! ♪

♪ Save the city and help us win ♪

♪ Save us all from the state we're in ♪

♪ Things look dark
but I know this can't be the end ♪

♪ There's a future and I know that ♪

♪ With the strength you bring us,
we'll rise again ♪

♪ Avengers unite
'cause we've got to hear you say ♪

♪ I could do this all day ♪

♪ The Hulk is incredible,
smashing things up ♪

♪ While Iron Man takes to the sky ♪

♪ Captain America's strong ♪

♪ And that Thor is a God ♪

♪ And Lord knows they're
easy on the eyes ♪

♪ Black Widow's a knockout
who can knock you out ♪

♪ And when Ant-Man flies,
you won't hear a sound ♪

♪ While Hawkeye seems cool ♪

♪ Like a really nice guy ♪

♪ He just wished that New York
wasn't their battleground ♪

♪ I've got to get the Tesseract ♪

♪ The battle's just g*n ♪

♪ We'll conquer the Chitauri ♪

♪ Then get shawarma when we're done ♪

♪ Just how are we to fight them? ♪

♪ We'll do it as a team ♪

♪ First Thor, unleash your lightning ♪

- ♪ Then Natasha, that's your cue ♪
- ♪ Yes. ♪

♪ Then Hawkeye, hit the bullseye ♪

- ♪ There's no better sh*t than you ♪
- Right.

♪ Tony, you've got nukes to catch ♪

- ♪ Be careful not to crash ♪
- Yep.

♪ And Hulk, you know
the magic word is... ♪

♪ Hulk, you know the magic word is ♪

♪ Hulk, you know the magic word is ♪

♪ Smash smash smash! ♪

♪ Smash! ♪

♪ Save the city and help us win ♪

♪ Save us all from the state we're in ♪

♪ Things look dark,
but I know this can't be the end ♪

♪ It can't be the end ♪

♪ If the city's trashed
when you take your bow ♪

♪ We'll blame you then,
but you're good for now ♪

♪ Avengers unite
'cause we've got to hear you say ♪

♪ Got to hear you got to hear you say ♪

♪ I could do this all day ♪

♪ Save the city and help us win ♪

♪ Save us all from the state we're in ♪

♪ I could do this all day ♪

♪ We could do this all day! ♪
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