01x19 - My Fair Naomi

Episode transcripts for the 2016 TV show "Elena of Avalor". Aired July 2016 - August 2020.*
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"Elena of Avalor" follows the adventures of teenage princess Elena, who saved her magical kingdom, Avalor, from an evil sorceress and must now learn to rule as its crown princess.
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01x19 - My Fair Naomi

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♪ In a kingdom old and grand ♪

♪ Elena ♪

♪ A princess bravely
rules the land ♪

♪ Elena ♪

♪ With her family by her side ♪

♪ Elena ♪

♪ It's a wild and daring ride ♪

♪ Elena ♪

♪ Elena of Avalor ♪

♪ Myth and mystery everywhere ♪

♪ Myth and mystery everywhere ♪

♪ Loyal friends
are always there ♪

♪ Loyal friends always there ♪

♪ Magic shines from
deep within ♪

♪ Magic shines from within ♪

♪ Let her royal reign begin ♪

♪ Elena, Elena ♪

♪ Elena of Avalor ♪

Pardon me. Behind you.

Look out. Excuse me.

Apologies.

The crown princess is in
a bit of a hurry this evening.

A very important guest has arrived.

Help.

Naomi!
- Elena.

Oof!
- Sorry, Gabe.

This is going to be the best week.

Wait till you see your room.

I never slept in a palace before.

That's not true.

You slept right through
Esteban's speech last week

at the grand council meeting.

I hope you didn't put her
in the room next to yours.

No, we're putting her
out by the guard barracks.

Wait, what?

Just kidding.

I knew that.

Allow me to introduce Countess Delores,

and her sister, Lady Yolanda.

Look who's here.

Hey, Naomi.

I didn't know Esteban
invited you to his dinner party.

I didn't.

Unannounced?
- Uninvited?

Unbelievable.

Esteban, we told you
Naomi was staying with us

for the week while
her parents are away.

I thought you were joking.

Don't worry.
I don't sleepwalk anymore.

But apparently, I snore.

Hiya. I'm Naomi.

Good e-e-e-evening.

I was passed over for the grand council

while this child was granted a seat

at the age of...
how old are you again?

Eighteen, ?
- Fifteen.

Fifteen?!

But I'll be this Saturday.

Dinner is served.

Naomi, your birthday's this Saturday?

And your parents won't be here for it?

No, but birthdays aren't
a big deal in my family.

I've spent most of my birthdays at sea,

so it's not like we could
have parties or anything.

Not even a quinceaera
on your th birthday?

As if you had to ask.

I love that Avaloran tradition.

It's too bad I'm not Avaloran.

Maybe you weren't born here,

but you are Avaloran at heart.

And I say we throw you a quinceaera
right here in the castle.

But you can't do that.

She's turning .
- Exactly.

Then it'll be a quinceaera plus one.

What a lovely idea.

I still remember my quinceaera
like it was yesterday.

Well, if yesterday was
many, many years ago.

M amor.

As I was saying.

It was so wonderful being
surrounded by everyone I loved.

May I remind you that
throwing a royal quinceaera

is no simple task.

It takes weeks, maybe months,

of intense planning
and royal expertise.

You're right, Esteban.

I am happy to see
you have come to your senses.

If we're gonna do this,
we're gonna need your help.

Me?!
- You are the expert

in all things royal, aren't you?
- This is true.

But not even our dear
chancellor Esteban

could prepare someone like Miss Turner

for a royal quinceaera.

Is that a challenge?

No. It's a fact.

On second thought,
I will happily assist you

in planning Miss Turner's
royal quinceaera.

Thank you, cousin.

Yeah, thanks, Esteban.

And you and I will begin
first thing in the morning,

Miss Turner.
- Begin what?

Your royal training, of course.

Planning a quinceaera
is difficult enough.

Trying to get you prepared...

well, that, my dear, will be
a monumental task.

You do realize that when
she makes a fool of herself

- at the party...
- Hey!

You will look just as foolish.

No one will look foolish,
because Naomi is going to have

the most fabulous quinceaera
the kingdom has ever seen.

I guess the whole kingdom
will be the judge of that,

won't they?

Duke Toms, Lady Maria.

Duke Rebecca, Lady Duchess.
Got it!

Is that the invite list?

No, no. They are the members

of Naomi's royal quinceaera court.

My court?
- The birthday girl

picks seven boys and seven
girls to be on her court.

They'll stand by you at the quinceaera,

and dance your first waltz with you.

I don't know anybody on this list.

Of course you don't.
They are royals.

But I don't want a bunch
of strangers on my court.

I just want my friends.

Miss Turner, you are having
a royal quinceaera.

You need royals on your court.

That is the tradition.

One of them will be the crown princess.

That's gotta count for something.

And who else?

Mateo, Gabe, that's it.

What?! They are not royal,

and you need more.

The whole point of the party
is to celebrate with my friends.

They're the only ones
I want by my side.

I think we can bend
tradition just this once.

Yeah, can't we, chancellor?

Ay-yi-yi.

With a court that small,

it means all eyes will
be on you, Miss Turner.

So I will only agree to it

if you promise to do
everything else I say.

I promise.

Higgins, have you made
all the preparations?

Operation Rags to Royal
is a go, chancellor.

Rags?

Then let us begin!

Making a flawless grand
entrance at a royal quinceaera

is key.

It sets the tone
for the entire evening.

Watch and learn.

We are gliding, we are gliding.

Scan the room, make eye contact,

smile and wave.

Smile and wave.

Why, hello, duchess.

So good to see you.

My, you look radiant
tonight, chancellor.

As do you, duchess.

Now it's your turn. Come, come.

Glide away.

Ay, no, no, no.

That is not gliding.
That is stomping.

Now try the smile and wave.

Hiya, Pete.

Glad you could make it, Scotty.

Love the new eye patch, Ricardo.

Ay-yi-yi. - Maybe we should
start with something easier.

Easier than walking?

To properly greet guests

at your royal quinceaera,

you must enunciate,

and do away with that horrible rasp.

What horrible rasp?

Ay! There it is again.

Repeat after me.

I am delighted you were invited.

Extremely excited to be reunited.

Who talks like that?

Yeah, can't I just say
"Thanks for coming"?

It is like nails on a chalkboard.

Okay, okay.

I am delighted you got invited.

Pretty excited...

To be reunited.

That you've been knighted?

Listen carefully.

I am delighted you were invited.

Extremely excited to be reunited.

I'm delighted you were invited.

Extremely excited to be reunited.
Yes! I did it.

Yes, you did. Poorly!

This is impossible.

Who knew walking
and talking were so hard?

I'll be right back.

Esteban, wait.
Naomi's trying her best.

All this formal stuff is new to her.

Elena, she is beyond help.

Don't you think you're
being too hard on her?

Quinceaera should be fun,
not stressful.

I want her to remember
this day forever.

She will.

After she embarrasses herself,

no one will ever let me...

I mean, Naomi forget it.
- Forget what?

Forget Naomi's
amazing quinceaera, of course.

And what brings you here today, doa?

I was just checking to see
if you had given up yet.

I know it must be terribly hard,

training a girl
who was raised on a ship.

She's much more accustomed
to swabbing a deck.

Swabbing a deck?

Right, she was
raised on a ship, wasn't she?

Ahem, well, we must get back to Naomi.

See you at the party, doa.

I'll be there.

Along with the rest of the kingdom.

I knew you'd come around.

Yes, yes. Do me a favor.

Fetch your umbrella
and meet me in the music room.

An umbrella?

Now, Miss Turner,

the waltz is the heart
of the royal quinceaera.

Imagine the kingdom's finest orchestra

playing just for you.

Thank you, chancellor.

What's with the water buckets?

Oof! You had to ask?

Is this not how you
carry water on a ship?

Yeah, but we're not on a ship.

I cannot put anything
past you, Miss Turner.

Now, chin up, shoulders back.

Stomach in, arms up, elbows out.

Perfect.

It doesn't feel perfect.

Maestro.

One, two, three, one, two, three.

Whoa, no, no,
whoa, no, no.

I told you to bring an umbrella.
- Sorry.

Stop thinking about the steps,

and start thinking about
how you keep your balance

when you are on a moving ship.

Okay.

One, two, three, one, two, three.

Hey, look at you.

I think I'm getting the hang of it.

Yes, yes.

♪ We are waltzing,
we are waltzing ♪

Now practice your greeting.

I am delighted you were invited.

Extremely excited to be reunited.

Ha ha! That's it!

There is hope for you yet, Miss Turner.

♪ You're doing well,
I must confess ♪

♪ Perhaps the ball
won't be a mess ♪

♪ Let the others
sneer and scoff ♪

♪ You and I
might pull this off ♪

Ha ha!

♪ You are growing,
and you're glowing ♪

♪ Your potential's
finally showing ♪

♪ You will shine,
you'll have it all ♪

♪ You'll be the bright light ♪

♪ Of the ball ♪

♪ No, no, no,
this simply will not do ♪

♪ Haven't you
the faintest clue ♪

♪ It must be better
than the rest ♪

♪ A bright light needs
the very best ♪

♪ No, no, no,
this simply will not do ♪

♪ Haven't you
the faintest clue ♪

♪ It has to be a perfect night ♪

♪ So I can be
the brightest light ♪

No.
- No.

- No.
- No, no, no.

It's perfect.

I want it.
- Are you sure?

It has a lot of ruffles.

The rufflier, the better.

Her dress must be
the fanciest of them all.

The fanciest at the ball.

♪ I'm surprising and realizing ♪

♪ That my star
is clearly rising ♪

♪ I will shine,
I'll have it all ♪

♪ I'll be the bright light ♪

♪ Of the ball ♪

♪ The brightest light ♪

♪ Outshine them all ♪

♪ The bright light ♪

♪ Of the ball ♪

Well, I, for one, am dazzled.

That's one way of putting it.

Now that we've taken care of my dress,

we have to do Elena's.

That's okay.
I have a ball gown.

That old thing?

No, no, you must have
a brand-new dress.

Naomi, I don't know.

All right, let's see it.

Simply...

Perfect.

But this has more ruffles
than your dress.

Elena, there can never be
too many ruffles.

Ruffles are my signature look.

Okay.

Naomi, your royal court
is here for waltz rehearsal.

Splendid.

Meet us in the throne room
after you change.

Why, thank you, chancellor.


Abuela, I'm gonna ask you a question,

and I need you to be honest.

It's hideous.
- Right?

Then tell Naomi
you don't want to wear it.

I can't. Naomi's my friend,

and it's her day.

If this is what she wants,
then this is what I'll wear.

Elena!
- Hey!

What do you know?
The ruffles broke my fall.

One more time, from the top.
- Again?

We've been practicing all day.

And yet, there is no evidence
of it in your dancing.

Elbows up, back straight, look forward.

Isn't that what I'm doing?

No, you're not. Now focus.

I don't want you
to embarrass me tomorrow night.

Sorry.

My fault.
- Gabe.

Are your feet glued to the floor?

Move, move, move.

Naomi, may I have a word?

In private.

Gladly.

Okay, so what did Esteban
do with the real Naomi?

I don't know.

Can't you cough up a spell
and get her back?

You guys, she's just a little
worried about her party.

A little?
- Okay, a lot.

But it's her big day.
Let's try to be understanding.

I will not allow
Naomi's royal quinceaera

to be ruined by uncoordinated

and undisciplined friends.

So I am bringing in
professional dancers

from the royal academy to replace you.

- What?!
- After all that practicing?

You're not really gonna
let Esteban replace us, are you?

Not you.

Just Gabe and Mateo.

What?!
- Hey, that's okay.

We don't need to be on her court.

We don't need to be there at all.

Yeah, we wouldn't want
to embarrass you.

Gabe, you guys
won't embarrass me...

as long as you're not dancing.

- Let's get
outta here, Mateo.

I'm sorry, guys.

I'll talk to her.
- Don't bother.

Naomi, I can't believe how rude
you were to Gabe and Mateo.

I'm sorry, but the dance
needs to be perfect.

After all, the waltz is...

The heart of
the quinceaera.

Well, if that's
what you really think,

you're missing
the whole point of the party.

On the contrary, for once,

Miss Turner actually
knows what she's talking about.

If Gabe and Mateo are off your court,

then I'm out, too.

If you're going to be like that,

maybe you shouldn't be on it.

Okay then.

I'm leaving.

I see that.

I can't believe she didn't stop me.

I can't believe she left.

You did the right thing.

Then why do I feel so bad?

You will feel much better tomorrow,

when everybody's talking about
your flawless royal quinceaera.

We worked too hard.

It has to be perfect.

The palace
looks amazing.

Yes. Completely transformed.

I doubt the same applies to Naomi.

Well, you will have
to just wait and see.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I present to you Miss Naomi Turner.

Yes, yes!

She's gliding.

She's gliding!

I am delighted you were invited.

Extremely excited to be reunited.

This cannot be the same girl.

Chancellor Esteban is a miracle worker.

Yes, this is true.

She may look and act
like a proper lady,

but can she dance like one?

Who are they?

Naomi's court.

But where is Elena?
- And Gabe and Mateo?

Who? They could not dance,

so Naomi replaced them.

How do you replace your friends?

You don't.

Let me handle this.

Do you think she even cares
that we're not there?

I don't know.

Excuse me.

May I have your attention?

Ay!

Good evening.

I'd like to thank everyone
for coming to our home,

and helping us celebrate
Naomi's birthday.

A quinceaera is a day
to honor the birthday girl.

And since family and friends

are the heart of the quinceaera,

it is also a time
when the birthday girl

honors those closest to her.

When I had my quinceaera,

many, many years ago,

I took the birthday
candles off my cake,

and I gave them to my dearest friends.

I wanted to show them
how much they meant to me.

I invite you to continue the tradition

by passing out candles
to your closest friends.

Of course.

Um...

my...

My closest friends aren't here.

But they should be, don't you think?

You're right. I have to go.

Miss Turner. What are you doing?

Wait!

Running out of her own party.

What a disaster!

Avalor will be
talking about this fiasco

for years.

Naomi? What are you doing here?

Yeah, don't you have a party
to be the bright light of?

Yeah.

I guess I got a little carried away

with making things perfect.
- A little?!

Okay, a lot.

The whole reason I wanted to
have a party in the first place

was to be with my best friends.

And the fanciest party in the world

doesn't mean anything
if you're not there.

♪ I can see it now ♪

♪ I got it wrong ♪

♪ It's you I've needed ♪

♪ All along ♪

♪ Who cares how well
I wave and glide ♪

♪ I need my best friends
by my side ♪

So, will you guys be on my court?

Again?

Sure.
- I'm in.

I don't know, do I have to
put on that ruffled dress?

Nope. Just come as you are.

Naomi.
We can still fix this.

Hurry. The dancers are waiting.

I'm sorry, Esteban,

but I don't care if
my waltz isn't royal enough.

I'm gonna dance with my friends.

♪ You're outstanding ♪

♪ You're commanding ♪

♪ And you're
so understanding ♪

♪ With my friends,
I have it all ♪

♪ 'Cause you're
the bright lights ♪

♪ Of the ball ♪

Everyone join us.

They like it.

They really like it.

Avalor will be talking about this party

for years to come.

I will make sure of that.

Hmmph!

And now, for your birthday present.

I thought the party was my present.

I have one more.

Mom, Dad!

♪ We will shine,
we'll have it all ♪

♪ For we're the bright lights ♪

♪ Look at the bright lights ♪

♪ You are the bright lights ♪

♪ Of the ball ♪
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