01x07 - Along Came a Spider

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Mayor of Kingstown". Aired: November 14, 2021 – present.*
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Crime drama that follows the McLusky family in Kingstown, Mich., where the business of incarceration is the only thriving industry.
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01x07 - Along Came a Spider

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MAN: Previously on "Mayor of Kingstown".

- Oh sh*t.
- [SIREN BLARING]

GUARD: We will fire on you.

They will k*ll him if they
get a chance and you know it.

Let's move him to the women's prison.

How are things with Mr. Michael?

He won't take my calls.

Milo wants to try something
a little bit different.

He wants you to do something
and you won't do it.

He's gonna do this to
me again if you don't.

No, he's not gonna do this again.

Your boss sets you up with
judges and congressmen.

You got plenty to tell.

Busy girl.

MILO: I will skin her alive, Mike.

If you can find her.

Hand the phone back to Candace.

Show him our little secret.

He put a locator in you?

MILO: I already found her, Mike.

Hey, where's my f*cking pat down?

Ooh, break me off
a f*cking piece of that.

I need searching, daddy.

All right, ladies,
you're in classroom D A,

let's find our way.

I know my way, baby.

I'm sure you do.

What genius in
administration sent you here?

It's for my safety.

I had an incident at the men's prison.

You're no safer here.

The female inmates are
just like the male inmates.

They think the same
and they act the same.

And they will use you
in exactly the same way.

I'm aware.

Stand in the back of the classroom,

and stop making eye contact with them.

[PRISONER CHATTER]

Eyes will be on me, or you
will be removed from the class.

Understood?

I think today, maybe we'll
talk about human evolution.

Or the lack of it.

To think about the evolution of man,

it's always a good idea to
remember that we're all animals.

And the rules which govern
the lives of lions, of wolves,

of our closest relatives, the primates,

are no different than
the rules which govern our lives.

We are in constant
competition with each other,

competition to breed, to eat,

to seek water and shelter.

Only man cannot survive without a tribe.

Empathy exists to ensure
the survival of our offspring.

Morality, whatever that may mean,

exists to govern the behavior
of the members within the tribe

in hopes that the tribe
does not destroy itself.

But now, all these tribes
live close together,

and we must find a way

to see all humankind as one species,

not as a collection of tribes.

Our survival depends upon this.

The age of competition is ended.

The age of cooperation is here.

If we do not find a way to cooperate,

to extend that empathy to all humankind,

then we will be the axe
that chops our own roots.

We will be the arbiters
of our own extinction.



[PHONE RINGING]

There were three agents?

Three, yeah.

You get his name?

Uh, it was a Hask... Haskins or
Hastings, somethin' like that.

The guy looks like a f*cking weatherman.

Heaven assh*le.

Pete Hastings. Special
Agent out of Detroit.

So, what's to move forward?

We approaching this as a missing person

or a person of interest?

Look, he's a senior agent.

I can't come up with a
scenario where he's involved

in the kidnapping of a witness
and the m*rder of fellow agents.

He's a missing person of interest.

How's that?

I can live with that.

So, where are you?

Pulling surveillance
footage from the park

and on the street around Mike's house.

No cameras in your office?

I have cameras on the roof,

covering the front
entrance and back entrance.

You guys have cameras in streetlights.

We need your phone.

Yes, sir.

[LINE TRILLING]

- McLusky outreach.
- Hey, it's me.

Uh, can you transfer
my number to a new cell?

And PD's gonna need the security
footage from the computers.

REBECCA: I'm going through it now.

Kay, I'll be back in a bit.

m*rder of a fellow agent
comes to us and we want it.

It's in my jurisdiction.

We share it.

We want lead.

It's yours.

Can I go?

He'll contact you.

- Okay.
- Reach out the minute he does.

Ahh, will do.

[PHONE RINGING]

- Mike.
- Not now.

- Mike.
- Not now, parking lot.

- Mike.
- What the f*ck, Kyle, what?

Is this about what we dug up?

Maybe.

Maybe you realize that if
this comes to the surface,

- we're all in a f*cking cage.
- Dude, it's not

coming to the surface.
I'm not gonna let it.

Yeah, well, whatever you do,
take a different f*cking car,

'cause they're tracking that one.

What do we do?

You don't do a f*cking thing.

Understand me? I'll figure it out.

Get the suits off my ass, how's that?

Can't do anything with a tail.

f*ck...



_

f*ck...

Rebecca.

Time to get a new office.

I can't tell you how happy
I am to hear you say that.

Find us one?

- Okay.
- Also, I gotta trade you cars.

Thank you.

Oh, Mike.

You're the best.



[LINE TRILLING]

- WOMAN: Dawson Sellick.
- Paul Sellick.

- WOMAN: Who's calling?
- His f*cking conscience.

- This is Paul.
- I need to see him.

- Mike, look, I don't think...
- Look, today, Paul.

And you there too.

PAUL: Why me?

Because if you're there,
then they can't record it.

PAUL: Mike, look, I can't
hear that conversation.

Well, you're gonna
f*ckin' hear it, all right?

Or you're gonna watch it on the news.

PAUL: [SIGHS] All right, fine.
How about tomorrow?

How about in an hour?

- PAUL: I'll call you back.
- [PHONE BEEPS]

Man, you even walking worried.

Hey.

What's with the grape, man?

- You f*ckin' them strippers now?
- Naw.

It's a long story.

Heh, your story's all
over the streets bruh.

sh*t, I hope you stocked
up on carpet cleaner.

You ever, uh, do
anything with Milo's crew?

f*ck no.

Crips don't crime with crackers.

And them Slavic m*therf*ckers
is just sh*t-house crazy.

I don't need to tell you that.

What you need?

I don't know yet.

Well, when you figure that sh*t out,

you know where to find me.

It's gonna take me a
minute to fix your problem.

I gotta fix mine first.

That's the thing with problems, Mike.

You can leave them as long as you want.

They're still gonna be
there when you get back.

Just gonna be big as sh*t.



Yeah.



Need the tie.

These laces worry you?

Who's he seeing?

Ah, inmate will be
restrained to his chair.

The laces don't worry me.

Open the wallet for me, fan
any cash out on the counter.

[CAMERA CLICKS]

Place it back.

One lighter.

One pack of smokes.

Keys.

Cell phone.

One wallet, $ , cash.

One tie.

One black belt.

Go to screening.

Got your slip?

- Interview five.
- [BUZZER BUZZES]

Walk in front of me.



Knock three times,
we'll reinstate video.

Once we establish the room
is safe, we'll open the door.

If there's an emergency,

hit the red button on
the wall or knock twice.

- All right.
- [DOOR BUZZES]



Looks like she was
your flavor after all.

f*cking Milo.

You have been in this
box too God damn long.

Have you lost all perspective?

In many ways, you can
see better from here.

I'm glad you like it,

because it's all you're
gonna f*cking see.

Do you understand that?
That's until they link you

to the double m*rder
in my f*cking office!

Then they're just gonna pump
your veins full of poison

and be done with you, like I am.

But they won't link it to me, Mike.

They won't find the girl I
sent, they won't find the phone.

And they won't find Iris.

- So, let's talk about my favor.
- No.

Let's not. No f*cking favors.

There're feds up my ass because of you.

I got two cars on my
tail everywhere I go.

There's aerial surveillance.

I'm sure they got a f*cking
satellite tracking me,

everywhere I go, anywhere,
they're gonna be there.

Do you understand that?

So, anything I find, Milo,

they find, and they keep it.

This isn't a favor to me, Mike.

- The favor is to you.
- Is that right?

What am I moving?

You don't have to move it,
you just have to find it.

The people following you
will know what to do next.

It's in a case.

The case is metal.

Look for metal.

Okay, let's talk about, Iris.

Oh, that ship has sailed, Mike.

You had your chance,
and you turned it down.

Iris had a job to do
and she didn't do it,

now she has he old job back.

Forget Iris.

Iris is gone.

But now I know.

Next time I need you, I
just have to break an angel.

PAUL: Jesus, Milo,
I can't be hearing this.

Shut the f*ck up.

MILO: What I ask protects you.

It helps me, yes, but it protects you

because if you find
it, you're the savior.

If they find it, God help you.

What about the feds
up my ass right now?

Bring them with you.

That's the spirit.

[DOOR CLOSES]

Get showered and get dressed.

Where are we going?

Back to work.

Don't drink that.

They're going to do
blood work, urine work...

Where did he get the
whiskey in the trunk?

- Right.
- Mm-hmm.

So, this clears us up? We're good?

Yeah, we're good.

So, I get a tap on the shoulder.

I turn around and

that's the last thing I remember?

All right.

Let's get on with it.

Make it look good,

but I don't want f*cking brain damage.

We won't hurt your brain.

[BREATHING QUICKLY]

Ready.

What is this?

A lesson. No more senators for you.

What's this?

A gift.

Gifts usually come with strings.

Not this one.

You call me when you want her back.

She's yours to keep.

Wanna party?



[SNIFFS]

I go first.

We all go first.



I heard things at max are tense.

That place is a f*ckin' jungle.

Honestly, today felt like a vacation.

I'm not saying it's easy, but...

You just wait until we put 'em
to bed in a minute

and tell me it's easy.

Well, what happens
when we put 'em to bed?

Nothing, for us.

They're gonna throw
the kitchen sink at you.

You're their age, you're fit,

you look like all the guys they
got pinned up on their walls.

Most of all, you're new,

so, they're gonna poke and probe

and see where they can get through.

If they can get through.

They do the same sh*t
at the men's prison.

They're gonna cry,

and they're gonna give
you every sob story.

And then, when you pass by their cell,

they'll give you a peep show.

Then you're gonna get a phone
call from your supervisor

saying that they've
been getting complaints

that you're watching the inmates
when they change their clothes.

And there's just enough
assholes in uniforms

who are watching 'em change,

and slipping girls in the supply closet,

to make those complaints have teeth.

So, you're telling me,

there's guys in uniform,

having relationships with inmates.

- It's not just guys.
- Assholes come in every gender.

Wow.

The two most coveted jobs for inmates,

the library, and walking the track.

- Walking the track?
- There's an exercise track

outside the wall. They
walk it looking for trash.

It's in the sunshine, there's
trees and flowers and fresh air.

And they get to walk and gossip

and forget they're in
prison for seven hours a day.

When you go past it, you
tell me how many ugly girls

- you see walkin' the track.
- And those are the same girls

with $ in their
accounts at commissary.

- Riddle me that sh*t.
- [GROUP LAUGHS]

This prison's dangerous
in a different way.

Hey.

Just do this, and you'll be fine.

Be a f*cking robot.

And by the book,
emotionless robot, okay?

I could do that.

Close A- .

Close A- .

Close A- .

Close A- .

Nope. Lemme see it.

- See what?
- Stand and face the wall.

Close A- .

What a waste of money.

These don't even work down here.

Can I at least delete the pictures?

Come on man, I don't need
y'all looking at that.

You know the rules.

Close A- .

Robot, take .

[KNOCKS]

You good?

Am now.

FEMALE GUARD: Close A- .

Close A- .

[GRAVEL CRUNCHING]

Brought ya some dinner.

Not that I've ever seen you eat.

- I eat.
- Yeah, I don't doubt it.

- I just never seen it.
- Yeah.

- Got somethin' better.
- Thanks.

So, you wanna run me through it?

He wants us to go back
out on the property

and find a metal case.

Mike...

You can't go back out there, you got,

you got two f*cking feds
sittin' down your dirt road.

He wants us to bring them with us.

- It's a f*ckin' set-up Mike.
- Yeah, I know, I know.

I just can't figure out how.

If I tell the FBI I got a tip

on the death of one
of their agents, right?

We could go dig up the f*cking
world and find who knows what.

I don't see how it blows back on us.

It f*ckin' does.

I promise.

What about the girl?

There's no girl.

She's gone, she's...

back at work, under his thumb.

Who knows where.

I could flip stones for a lifetime
and never find her.

Neither could you.

I feel like all we do is tread water.

In the middle of the
lake, no shore in sight.

Yeah.

'Cause that is all we do.

Tracy's pregnant.

Yeah, I know.

Boy or girl?

We don't know yet.

Do you care?

Not really.

I mean, I feel like I'm
supposed to say boy but...

you know, then what?

Grows up in this hell?
Every day a f*cking fight?

It'd be the same hell for
your daughter too, brother.



Y'know, I just keep thinkin' Florida.

Or somewhere.

A little beach town.

Bustin' spring breakers
for open containers.

Gotta save the world from
entitled teenagers, right?

What have we ever saved, Mike?

Hmm?

Not a f*cking thing.

You should probably stop
hanging out with me, kid.

Yeah, that's what Mom says.

Mom's right.



[BUZZER BUZZES]



James Parker, you have been
convicted of three counts

of m*rder in the first degree
by a jury of your peers,

and sentenced to death
by lethal injection.

Do you have any last words?

They weren't my peers.

Do you have any last words?


No words for you.

But for you...

I wonder what you'll do when you realize

it was all your fault.

That's confession enough for me.

I'm gonna watch you
die, you son of a bitch.

Another outburst, and you'll
be removed from the gallery.

Enjoy it. I did.

[MOTOR WHIRS]





[MONITOR FLATLINES]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]



[BREATHES DEEPLY]

[g*nshots]

You want some breakfast?

Sit down.

You're not hungry?

Nope, be none of that sh*t.

- I don't smoke.
- You sure?

It'll make you feel better.

- [COUGHS]
- [LAUGHS]

That's good, coughin' gets
it in there, real good.

Well, if you ain't gonna eat,

let's go take a shower.



[PRISONER CHATTER]

I'll see you tonight.

- What the f*ck?
- Hey!

Eyes forward and walk, ladies.

Get your head out of your ass.

Breakfast.



Code , B block.

RADIO: Which cell?

All of them.

[ALARM BUZZING]

PA: Officer assistance
needed Cell Block .

[ALARM BUZZING]

WARDEN: They're clearly
making a statement.

It's not a f*cking statement.

They do that, sir, hoping
that one of us will step up

and just push them off, so they
can turn around and shank us.

- It's a thr*at.
- It's a mind game.

All due respect, sir, you
are misreading the room.

- Kareem?
- I've seen it before.

I've never seen a whole
block do it, but I've seen it.

So, what's the endgame
here? We keep the lockdown,

they escalate on their
end. Before you know it,

there's a prison-wide hunger strike

during the f*ckin' holidays.

We can't blink, sir. We
have to turn up the heat.

- How much hotter can it get?
- Lights on, - .

And we do not give them
an option to hunger strike.

We just stop bringing breakfast.

Ed, this isn't Guantanamo Bay.

Look, I need to reach out
to the Bureau of Prisons

to get some more guidance on this, okay?

Sir, those politicians, they
have no place in this fight.

Sir, they will tell us to
sit with inmate leadership

and negotiate.

It legitimizes a point
of view that is not

a legitimate point of view.

Why is their point of
view not legitimate?

Because they're f*cking convicts!

Ed, get the f*ck off of my desk.

Bring the leaders.

Just the leaders of each
group to the cafeteria.

We will hear them out.



- Open A-top- .
- [BUZZER BUZZES]

[PRISONERS SHOUTING]

[BUZZER BUZZES]

Get dressed, let's go.



You speak outta school,

you die in the shower.

Swear to f*cking God. Out.





[BUZZER BUZZES]

Can I trust you gentlemen
to put your differences aside

and sit at the same table?

You're the only difference we
worried about at the moment.

I'm gonna keep you cuffed.

But I will let you sit.

Take me back to my hole.
I ain't sittin' here negotiatin'

with my f*ckin' hands behind my back.

This isn't a negotiation.
This is a discussion.

Gentlemen, you know how this works.

When things boil over in the yard,

we'd lock it down until
cooler heads prevailed.

They wanted it to boil over.

They put me and my captains in the hole,

and turned the yard out the same time.

Why not stagger the yard when
you know there's a vacuum,

like you did every other
time since I been here?

Naw, this is what they wanted.

- Why would they want it?
- You know why.

Overtime, double time.

Hazard pay.

You're just f*cking
banks to these guards.

There's been quite the
power shift on the yard,

you expect me to believe you're
not gonna try and take it back?

How I'ma do that, when
these three working together?

But that marriage gonna end soon.

And we'll see what we see.

But they ain't the gangs I'm
worried about at the moment.

- Which g*ng worries you?
- Your g*ng.

See, there's rules to
banging. We all know 'em.

Lock these three up next week,

try to do the same thing to 'em.

It's just business.

But I know this, if we shake on it,

that's what it is.

Shake hands wit chu...

nobody knows what it is.

But it ain't what they promise.

And what did they promise?

Treat us like men.

Give us some more time
in the yard so we ain't

all bunched up on each other.

Give us some decent f*ckin'
food in the commissary.

May I ask what this
promise was in exchange for?

For takin' out your f*ckin' trash.

- Our trash?
- Your trash.

Your child-murdering,
motherfuckin' trash.

Do I have your word there
will be no retribution

against the other groups?

Not forever.

I'll give you until I get my window.

Let these fools play handball for now.

I'm tired of it.

I need peace in the valley.

Break your word to me,

and all of you will
be in different prisons

by the end of the day.

Let's go.

Wasn't gonna say nothin'
'til you told me not to.

Now, you gotta eat sh*t for dinner.

You're a f*cking dead man.

Well, you better k*ll
me quick m*therf*cker,

before I shove a shank
through your f*ckin' skull.

Why in the hell is he talkin'
about trash and child K*llers?

I don't know, but I'll find out.

[PRISONER CHATTER]

[BUZZER BUZZES]

[BUZZER BUZZES]

[BUZZER BUZZES]

[PRISONERS CHEERING]

What the f*ck was that?



Ugh, man...

Do we take the trash as
evidence, or the whole truck?

I'm not diggin' through all
that sh*t, f*ck that noise.

Take the whole truck.

Yeah. [CHUCKLES]

Thank you, gentlemen.

Mike.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- The FBI?
- They're on their way,

but I wanna know now.

Jesus...

f*ck...

Yeah, that's him.

So he wasn't in on it, huh?

I don't know.

Why... Why take him?

Why pick him up? k*ll him?
Then you have to dump him.

Why not just sh**t him where
he was, like the other two?

- Yeah.
- No, he's in on it.

He didn't know Milo like I know him.

Look it, I'm gonna head out that way.

Alone? No feds?

No feds yet.

I'm just gonna poke around,
see if there's any bear traps,

know what I mean?

Yeah, what if you step in
one and nobody's around ya?

I'll be all right.

Hey, hold on.

- No service out there.
- Oh yeah.

Find something, we'll come running.

Okay.

- Mike.
- Yeah?

You won't be alone, FBI's all over you.

[SIRENS WAILING]

Looks like they're all here.

[ENGINE STARTS]



[BIRDS CAWING]



What a waste of time.

[TWIG SNAPS]

[CHUCKLES]

I've been busy.

You know?

[BEAR CHUFFING]

Those french fries
were a one-time deal.

You hear me? It's over between us.

Hey, that's not for you.
That's for the birds.

Hey, get out of there, that's for the...

m*therf*cker...

[BEAR CHUFFING]

Hey, hey, get outta there.

Here ya go.



That's your last supper, buddy.

Probably shouldn't have fed ya...

Lights out.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

sh*t...

[METAL DETECTOR BEEPS]

[METAL DETECTOR BEEPS]

[METAL DETECTOR BEEPS]

[METAL DETECTOR BEEPS]

[METAL DETECTOR BEEPS RAPIDLY]

[METAL CLANGS]

[HOLLOW KNOCK]

Next time, on Mayor of Kingstown...

I am watching the leaders of the Blacks,

the Whites, and the Mafia,
have a minute pow-wow.

Know what it means when
rival gangs group together?

It means, they're talkin' about us.

Explain to me how you found this.

Milo said metal case.

Do you know what you
look like right now?

Like a big patsy.

If I'm gonna go to prison,

it's gonna be for something
I did, understand?

- [SHOTGUN RACKS]
- [g*nsh*t]
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