♪ My sweet ride ♪
♪ Forget all your worries,
forget all your cares ♪
♪ My sweet ride ♪
♪ The sun's in my... ♪
- Hey, Mom?
- Hey, Mrs. Flynn.
Mom, when can I get a car?
Candace, you only have
your learner's permit.
Yeah, but eventually I'm gonna have
my license. I think we should be ready.
Right. In the meantime, have a cookie.
That's hardly the same thing.
Why are you dressed like that?
Don't you remember?
The Doo Wop Hop is tonight!
All the neighborhood moms
have volunteered to be carhops.
Wow, Mrs. Flynn, I really
like the wig helmet.
Why, thank you, Jeremy.
Safety first, you know.
I don't know about you, but
I'm gonna have another cookie.
Phineas: Aloha, cats!
Oh. Hey, guys. How you doin'?
Mellow like a cello and
solid to boot, daddy-o!
We're going to the Doo Wop Hop tonight,
so we're dressed like
they did in the fifties.
You know, when everyone dressed like a
sitcom from the seventies. Right, Ferb?
- Boys, have you seen my welder?
- Ferb and I were using it
to put the finishing touches
on his shades. Right, Ferb?
Oh, yes, those are very hip.
What have you been working
on all night out there, Dad?
It's a surprise for Candace. Oops!
Wait, this conversation
suddenly interests me.
What are you making me?
Oh, Lawrence, sounds like
you'd better tell her.
Well, I wanted it to be a
surprise, but I bought you a car.
- No way!
- Really? A car?
Oh, yes! It's the same
car I had when I was a lad.
I figured it would be ready
when you were old enough.
Uh, what do you mean "ready"?
Well, uh, it's not fully restored yet.
You think?
Hey, Mr. Fletcher, is
that a Nedlington Nymph?
Why, yes. Yes, it is.
Jeremy, you have your
license, don't you?
You can take Candace for a
ride in it when it's finished.
- Awesome.
- Phineas: Ferb and I think it's cool, too.
Ferb, tell them what you told me.
- Right?
- I'm living in Crazy Town.
And Phineas and Ferb are town council.
Hey!
Where's Perry?
What's shakin', bacon?
Like the threads?
Carl and I are going to cruise
over to the Doo Wop Hop tonight.
We're going incognito.
Maybe do a little reconnaissance
while I take in the car show.
And he really just wants to spy on Monty
to find out what kind of girl he's dating.
Wrong! Wrong, Carl!
We happen to know that
Doofenshmirtz has entered
a car in the competition.
He must be up to something.
And if I should happen to
see who my son is dating...
well, where's the harm in that? Hmm?
Meanwhile, we need you to find
out what the heck Doof is building,
validate its evilness and destroy it.
Good luck, Agent P, and
see you later, crocodile.
Chorus:
# Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! #
[LAUGHS]
Sometimes evil just
cracks me up. [HUMMING]
Say, where's that humming coming from?
[SCATTING]
Vanessa?
Is that you? Are you okay?
What do you mean, Dad?
Well, something's not right. The
corners of your mouth are pointing up.
Maybe you're running a fever.
Relax, will you? I'm
just looking forward to
the fifties Doo Wop Hop tonight.
- So who are you going with?
- Oh, you know, just a friend.
Speaking of friends, I think
you have a little visitor.
Oh, he can wait.
So, what friend?
Is it that girl with the dark
hair who has all those dachshunds?
- No, it's a different friend.
- Wait, no! Don't open the door.
You'll let in Perry the Platypus!
You know he'll just blow the
door down if you don't open it.
Come in, Perry. Toodles!
I'm worried about her,
Perry the Platypus.
Hey! You were going
to blow down my door!
Oh, great. See, this is why
I can't have anything nice.
Anyway, come on, let me show
you what I've been working on.
You see, it all started when I was
just a small boy back in Gimmelshtump.
Friday was always cruise night,
and everybody would come
out to see the hipsters
and their cool cars made
from cannibalized parts
left over from Drusselstein's
many foreign occupations.
- But for me, the coolest car of all...
- Ooh!
...was the Buhmshlaka -I,
owned by my Uncle Simpkin.
Young Doofenshmirtz: Yeah!
You go, Uncle Simpkin.
You show them how you're more
masculine than everyone else.
Doofenshmirtz: To me, he
was the coolest guy on Earth.
Ay! Eh!
Ooh!
I saw it first! I saw it first!
Doofenshmirtz: Unfortunately,
the car had one major design flaw.
The back bumper was a
surplus dynamite plunger
and the gas t*nk sat directly
under the driver's seat.
[SCREAMING]
And I never saw him again.
But I have been able to restore his car.
A Drusselstein Buhmshlaka -I!
[KISSING] Ain't she a honey?
I'm sure to win first prize with this.
And, and here's the good part.
[LAUGHING]
Trapper cables!
I needed to restrain
you for this next part
because it does get a little bit evil.
Just to ensure there's
no real competition,
I built a little gadget
called a Rust-inator.
At the push of a button, it will
reduce every other car into red dust!
Or "rust."
Wait, red dust, rust...
I wonder if that's where
that word came from.
I'm gonna go look up its entomology.
Yeah, I looked it up. It turns out
entomology is the study of insects.
Go figure. Anyway...
Now, in you go. I'll just
get in the normal way.
How's it going down there?
You cozy in your steel cables?
Careful with the Rust-inator, Norm.
We wouldn't want it to
go off inadvertently.
No problemo!
[ENGINE STARTS]
[Doofenshmirtz LAUGHING]
Boy, Ferb, Dad was right.
[SNORING SOUNDS]
That muffler sure is
making some weird noises.
[SNORING]
Oh, we'd best leave him be.
Ferb, show me the model
you've been working on.
Were you able to add any extras?
Wow! Candace is gonna love that.
I mean, except for the exploding part.
We should probably fix that.
Hola, Candace! Ooh!
Don't you look lovely!
Thank you, Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro.
Jeremy will be along in a minute, honey.
- Is your mother ready?
- She'll be right out!
All set!
See you there, Candace.
Okay, ladies, here I come!
[LAUGHING] And there I go!
Sorry! Can't stop!
Follow me!
Step on it, Vivian!
She's getting away!
Jeremy: Hey, Candace!
- Jeremy?
- My car broke down.
Well, I guess we're riding
our bikes to the car show.
We can wow them with our irony.
[FANFARE]
You guys are so awesome!
Wow! I never thought it'd
turn out so beautiful! Right?
- How's the engine sound?
- You tell me.
Dad did say you could drive
it when it was finished.
Hey, where is Dad anyway?
Hmm. Well, last we saw him,
he was working on the muffler.
Doofenshmirtz: Out of my way, luge boy!
Maybe he's already
on his way to the hop.
Okay, well, maybe we should get going.
Hop in, everyone.
We're going cruisin'!
# You're gonna love #
♪ You're gonna love
just what this car can do ♪
♪ We tricked it out ♪
♪ We worked really hard
just to trick it out for you ♪
♪ A simple push of a button
changes the pattern and the hue ♪
♪ On your sweet ride ♪
♪ My sweet ride ♪
Ooh, look, the visor's a vanity!
♪ And the glove box has real hands ♪
♪ Shoo-bop!
Shoo-bop! ♪
♪ It steers itself, there's a
trophy shelf and it opens up your cans ♪
♪ And if you use the rocket engine, ♪
♪ You'll be the envy of the whole g*ng ♪
♪ Shoo-bop! Shoo-bop! ♪
My car has a turret that goes...
♪ Ba-ba-boom,
ba-bang-a-bang-bang ♪
♪ Ba-ba-boom, ba-ba-boom,
ba-bang-a-bang-bang ♪
Whoo-hoo!
Ferb: # We're gonna cruise #
♪ Cruising with our friends ♪
[BRAKES SCREECH]
Follow me, we're almost there.
♪ Deploy the chutes ♪
Let's deploy the chutes, Ferb.
♪ There's romance in the air ♪
♪ There's nothing I'd rather do ♪
♪ Than take a moonlight drive with you ♪
♪ In your sweet ride ♪
Candace: # My sweet ride #
Yeah!
Ha! This is going to be a piece of cake.
- Holy mackerel!
- I rule!
[CROWD LAUGHING]
I don't get it, what's the joke?
Why is everyone laughing?
I can't find Monty. Get up on my
shoulders, Carl. See if you can see him.
You're not gonna drop me again, are you?
Just do it, Carl! And watch the hair.
Take these. Now what do you see?
There he is!
And he's with... oh, no!
Monogram: What, what...
Carl, what do you see?
Someone who owes me big time.
They dare to laugh at the
Drusselstein Buhmshlaka -I?
Well, we'll just see
who has the last laugh.
Norm, fire up the Rust-inator!
f*ring away, sir.
Now, how do I set the coordinates?
Hmm.
[POWERING UP] Thank you, Perry
the Platypus. Very sporting of you.
Uh-oh. Well, thank goodness
for the plastic gas t*nk.
Hey! Vanessa? Is that you?
- Hi, Dad.
- Doofenshmirtz: Wait a minute.
Who's that boy you're with?
He looks vaguely familiar.
Say, isn't that... [SCREAMS]
- Eh! Hey!
- Uncle Simpkin?
He's looking well.
[SNORING]
Stanky Dog: Up next is a late entry.
Wow, I don't believe it!
Look at this, folks.
Is that a Nedlington Nymph?
Yes. Yes, it is!
[SNORING]
And who did this amazing restoration?
Well, my dad's been
working on it for a while.
Oh, here he is.
[MURMURING]
[SNORTS] Hmm?
Ooh! Oh-ho!
Look at that, folks. Working
on it up to the last second!
I was?
Well, I think I speak for
all the judges when I say
the Nedlington Nymph wins best in show!
[LOUD CHEERING]
What an honor!
Here, Candace.
It is your car, after all.
A one-of-a-kind car for
a one-of-a-kind girl.
Aw, you guys...
[GASPING]
Oh!
Oh, dear, you're rolling away!
This really goes to you, you know.
Cool! You were right, Ferb.
It really did need a trophy shelf.
[CHATTERING]
Oh! There you are, Perry.
My car has a turret that goes...
♪ Ba-ba-boom,
ba-bang-a-bang-bang ♪
♪ Ba-ba-boom, ba-ba-boom,
ba-bang-a-bang-bang ♪
Whoo-hoo!
Ferb: # We're gonna cruise #
♪ Cruising with our friends ♪
[BRAKES SCREECH]
Follow me, we're almost there.
# Deploy the chutes #
Let's deploy the chutes, Ferb.
♪ There's romance in the air ♪
♪ There's nothing I'd rather do ♪
♪ Than take a moonlight drive with you ♪
♪ In your sweet ride ♪
Candace: # My sweet ride #