♪ There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation ♪
♪ and school comes
along just to end it ♪
♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
♪ is finding a good way to spend it ♪
♪ Like maybe ♪
♪ Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy ♪
♪ or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
Hey!
♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
♪ Creating nano-bots or
locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
It's over here!
♪ Finding a dodo bird,
painting a continent ♪
♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
Phineas!
♪ As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
♪ before school starts this fall ♪
Come on, Perry.
♪ So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
Okay Ferb, lets get this
early morning party started.
[MUSIC]
[BEEP]
[WHIRRING]
[MAKING AIRPLANE NOISES]
[MAKING AIRPLANE NOISES]
Okay, prepare for landing.
That's it, lad, don't let
the turbulence throw you.
[LAUGHING HEARTILY]
Roger that, Papa Bear.
I'm so glad we can still have our
Father's Day jaunt in the biplanes.
Oh, yes, modern technology's wonderful!
- I know it's not quite the same as the real thing...
- Hang on, Ferb.
...but I suppose it's
better than nothing.
Whoa, Ferb, I know what
else we're gonna do today.
Surprise!
Happy Father's Day, Dad!
- And you too, Grandpa Reg!
- Hello, boys!
Oh! How lovely!
Breakfast in den!
PHINEAS: Ferb and I
pulled out all the stops.
DAD: What excellent likenesses!
[LAUGHS]
Thank you, boys!
- Happy Father's Day, Dad!
- Hello, Candace!
Hello, Grandpa Reg!
Happy Father's Day!
Thank you, love.
Hello, Reg. Are you having
a "Grand" Father's Day?
[LAUGHING]
[CHUCKLING] Good one.
I'll leave you boys to
your Father's Day fun!
- Candace, are you ready to go?
- Sure, mom! Bye, Grandpa!
Hey! Where's Perry?
Morning, Agent P! I see you're
trying out the new SFU .
It's a lot of fun, but
don't let your duties slide.
CARL: Agent P, what do you
think of his Father's Day gift?
Yes, it's a lovely tie.
But I'm not your father!
Any who, Doofenshmirtz has plans
to gum up the entire Tri-State Area!
And we need you to check it out.
Good luck, Agent P!
[CHORUS SINGING]
# Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! #
[ZAPPING]
Gotcha, Perry the Platypus!
If you think this is a sticky situation,
you better hold on to that fedora.
Behold!
The-Gum-Under-The-Shoe-inator!
I took all the wadded
up chewing gum in the
entire Tri-State Area and
fed it into this Inator.
Yeah, I know, it's really unsanitary.
Why don't people just throw the
chewing gum in the trash, huh?
[SIGHING]
Today just isn't my day.
It's Father's Day.
It's the hardest of the greeting
card company holidays for me.
My issues with Father's Day
began back when I was a child.
Those were lean times for my father
and our beloved lawn
gnome was repossessed.
Okay, I know you've
heard that one before.
But... twice actually. But
I really think that this
is where my relationship
with my father went awry.
I mean, he made me be that lawn gnome.
Bewegen Sie nicht!
And he was really specific too.
He made me memorize the serial number
of that particular lawn gnome.
D-A-E-H-M- - .
If only there was some way
to reunite him with, you know,
that specific lawn gnome, maybe
he and I could start again.
D-A-E-H-M- - !
You found him with an
online gnome tracker?
Wow! There really is an app
for everything now, isn't there?
Well, let's see. It says
it's still in Drusselstein!
Now I can heal the old wounds
between my father and me!
Oh, man, that is one of my
most brilliant ideas yet.
An exact replica of
Grandpa's old biplane.
Dad's gonna love this!
Let's try her out.
Now, punch it!
[ROARING]
Oh, yeah!
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: I know traveling by
cannon is a little unconventional,
but the cannon place was
going out of business,
so I got them at a volume discount.
Hang on.
Whoo-hoo!
Happy Father's Day, Dad!
Dad?
Sorry for the lack of in-flight meal
or entertainment, Perry the Platypus.
But one cannon can only go so far,
so I set up a worldwide network!
Aw, man!
Missed it by that much.
Perfect landing, Ferb!
I'll go get Dad.
No, peeking, Dad!
Keep 'em closed! Okay...
- Open 'em! [GASPING]
- Ta-da!
Thank you so much, boys!
I can't think of a
better Father's Day gift!
Actually, there's a hidden feature
you might want to check out.
- Hello, son!
- Dad? But...
- Come on, give us a hug!
- Oh, Happy Father's Day!
What do you say we go on our
traditional Father's Day flight?
Race you to the cockpit!
- Have fun!
- What are you two standing there for?
You're part of the
tradition now! Come on!
Cool!
- Right, then. Engine?
- Contact!
Here we go!
[WHOOPING]
[MUSIC]
♪ In our two wing aeroplane
doing tricks that look insane ♪
♪ To keep the peoples entertained
and leave them breathless ♪
♪ Call us brave or slightly mad ♪
♪ I'm his son and he's me dad ♪
♪ And I look really grand in plaid ♪
- # But now I'm vest-less #
- # Nice ad lib, Dad. #
♪ Thanks, son. I just roll with it. ♪
[BOTH] # Like you do! #
♪ It's the Fletcher
Family Flying Circus! ♪
♪ Doing aerial acrobatics
in the atmosphere ♪
♪ High above the stress and strife ♪
♪ There's nothing here to irk us ♪
♪ Just a father and a son together ♪
♪ Keepin' our heads above the weather ♪
♪ I wish that we could
do this every year! ♪
♪ Barrel rolls
and loop-de-loops ♪
♪ Buzzing that encounter group ♪
♪ Doing the Charleston on the wing ♪
♪ Yes, we'll try almost anything! ♪
♪ A Dim Old Man
An English Bunt ♪
♪ A crazy Russian circus stunt ♪
♪ A Cuban eight
An inverted spin ♪
♪ All while wearing this foolish grin! ♪
♪ It's the Fletcher
Family Flying Circus! ♪
♪ Doing aerial acrobatics
in the atmosphere ♪
♪ High above the stress and strife ♪
♪ There's nothing here to irk us ♪
♪ Just a father and a son together ♪
♪ Keepin' our heads above the weather ♪
♪ I wish that we could
do this every year! ♪
♪ We're the Fletcher Family
and we have no fear! ♪
Ah, Drusselstein!
This way, Perry the Platypus.
[CAT MEOWING]
Okay, so the gnome tracker located my
father's long lost lawn
gnome at this location.
[GASPS]
There it is!
- Hey! Put me down!
- Ahh!
I thought you were my
father's lawn gnome.
No worries, I get that all the time.
Probably due to my height combined
with my eccentric fashion choices.
Uh, yeah. Uh, well, I'm
looking for D-A-E-H-M- - .
Oh, yeah, it's been here
for years. Here you go.
It is you!
My father will be so happy!
Well, maybe not happy,
but anything is an improvement
on surly and dismissive.
Let the father-son healing begin!
Wish me luck, Perry the Platypus!
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Hello! Father!
You're never gonna
guess what I brought you!
- Oh, hello, Heinz.
- Hello, Father.
I see you brought me assorted broken
bits of pottery for Father's Day.
Well, I suppose it's the
thought that, um, counts.
Your brother Roger remembered how
much I loved that old lawn gnome.
So he sent me this.
Look! It also makes espresso.
[COFFEE POURING]
Delicious.
But, you know, rubble
is a nice gift too.
All right, uh, Happy Father's Day.
And, okay, bye-bye.
All this way just to give me
broken shards of potter... [GASPING]
D-A-E-H-M- - ?
[SIGHING]
Well, that could've gone better.
Why do I even bother, huh?
At least there's one relationship in
my life that's worked out pretty well.
Thanks for coming along,
Perry the Platypus.
Let's go home. You are my rock.
And by that, I mean you're there
for me, you're not made out of rock.
You're actually made out
of, well, platypus probably.
Well, that was the best
Father's Day flight yet.
It brought back some
wonderful old memories,
and created a lot of new ones.
Thank you, boys, for
making this possible.
BOTH: Happy Father's Day!
Yes, yes it is.
Crikey! It's getting late!
I best be on me way home.
Mind if I borrow your new aeroplane?
Why don't you hang onto
her until next year?
I've got no room left
in the garage anyway.
Will do! Cheery-bye!
Hi, honey! Hi, boys!
So, how was your day?
Oh, the boys and I spent a
wonderful day flying with Father!
- Ah, the Internet is a wonderful thing.
- Why, yes, I suppose it is.
Well, here's something
special from Candace and me.
Here you go!
Oh, my! An exact replica
of Father's biplane.
Oh, it's perfect.
Thank you so much, sweetheart.
Happy Father's Day, Dad.
[CHORUS SINGING]
# Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated #
[READING] "To the most
evil dad in the whole world.
"Happy Father's Day, love, Vanessa."
Aw, a gift basket of switches
and self-destruct buttons!
That's my girl!
[HUMMING]
Hm?
Bewegen Sie nicht!