01x30 - Chili Dog Day Afternoon

[bunniefuu]

Grrr!

Building takes teamwork, a team
needs a coach and that's me.

Sonic, hold that support strut
horizontal.

As judge of this year's Chilli
Dog Cook-Off, I shouldn't help.

I have to stay impartial.

No stage, no contest.

No contest,
no chilli dogs to judge.

Tails, Knuckles, get to it.

- Huh...
- Agh!

Gah!

- Ugh!
- I don't have time for this.

I need Tails to prep the planks,

Knuckles to get joist hangers
and Sticks to get more sticks.

[Tails] Ta-da!

Thanks for keeping Amy busy
so we could finish.

Anything for a free chilli dog.

What's that?

Don't! That's
a load-bearing banana.

[crash]

Who builds with a banana?

Only a total dum-dum.

Bananas give me splinters
in my gums.

That's it.
I'll build this stage myself.

Ha! And that,
my friends, is a stage.

Guys?

If you win, I'll wear the trophy
upside down on my head

like a hat for a year.

No way! My trophy, my hat.

I think he's trying to...

Just wear the hat.

Eat 'em and weep, losers.

I'm winning the cook-off
with my super-secret chilli recipe.

Ketchup, wasabi
and chunks of expired pigeon meat.

Lucky guess.

I finished the stage.
Praise me.

- Thanks, Amy.
- Nice job.

Can it be used as a flotation
device in a water landing?

We'll see who's staring
when that thing lands in the ocean!

We don't need a judging stage.
I've got the contest in the bag.

I thought you said
it was in the bag.

Yeah! Who am the smart one now?

That's a rhetorical question,
by the way.

The answer is, of course, me am.

My secret w*apon.
A one-of-a-kind pepper.

[all sigh]

One-of-a-kind peppers.
Get your one-of-a-kind peppers.

[Amy] Ahem.

You told us these were
one-of-a-kind peppers.

I never said
they were one-of-a-kind peppers.

Another crate of those peppers
you're selling as one-of-a-kind.

Don't even worry about it.

I got another crates
on the truck.

Well, that was poorly timed.
I suppose you want a refund.

I'll just get your money.

I keep it in a place called...
tough luck, losers!

Can one of you dears
help a poor little old lady?

- [all] No!
- I deserve that.

If I'm gonna win that hat,
I've got to go find a unique pepper.

[gasps]

I have found
the pepper of peppers.

Hot,
with an indescribable flavour.

Might as well stop stirring now.

[Eggman] Not so fast!

Behold the Facepeeler Maximus!

Witness now... Line.

If you dare.

Witness now, if you dare,
the Chilli-Maker .

Copyright Eggman Industries.

Patent pending.
Some restrictions apply.

This beauty extracts the very
essence of the chilli pepper,

creating a chilli dog
of unprecedented potency.

Toot-toot!

Huh.

Psst!

If you want to win this thing,
you need

the Lost Pepper of Claggerhorn.

Well, hand it over.

What part of "lost"
didn't you get?

Luckily I've got
this one-of-a-kind map...

Woo-hoo!

[laughs]

Where do you want this crate
of one-of-a-kind maps?

Put them with the others.

[grunts] Almost there...

Aargh!

Awesome!
I've got to do that again.

"The Staircase
of Terrifying Slipperiness."

Yaah! Ugh!

Ugh! Agh!

[grunts]

Waargh! Ugh!

Aargh! Ugh! Grrr!

[grunts]

"The Field of Baby Ducks."

Hey, little fella.
Gosh, you're cute.

Well, look at you! You're...

Brrr!

Look at you!

Brrr! Ah, look at you. You're...

Brrr! Hey, little fella!

Brrr! Well, look at you!
You're...

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me times, shame on me.

Ugh! Ugh! Agh! Yah! Ohh...

Ow-ooo!

[man] Congratulations!

You have successfully traversed
the Lands of the Doomed.

So sit back
in your very own Recliner...

of the Doomed.

Hey, little fella...

Ugh... Aaargh!

[groans]

What is this? Let me go!

[scottish voice]
What do you seek?

I seek
the Lost Pepper of Claggerhorn.

Why do you seek it?

To roast over an open flame,
tear the seeds from its insides,

chop it into tiny pieces,
scald it in boiling oil

and use it to flavour my chilli

for a chance
to win a very small trophy.

I am the Lost Pepper
of Claggerhorn.

Let me finish.

..is the opposite
of what I would do.

Nice recovery, laddie.

Dude,
what's with your head-bite?

[all gasp]

'Tis a scar I wear proudly
to remind me of the home we lost.

- [Knuckles] What's happening?
- It's just a dissolve, son.

Claggerhorn was a paradise.

Lush green meadows,
majestic mountains.

And the hot springs, laddie.

It was prophesied that a big
dumb oaf would come one day

to lead us back
to our beloved hot springs.

- What were they like?
- They were hot.

- Didn't see that coming.
- We have found our oaf.

[all] Oaf! Oaf! Oaf! Oaf!

The time has come,
my pepper people.

We must reclaim our land

for our children
and our children's children.

- Are ye with me?
- [all] Yes!

Oh... uh... sorry.

[all] Oaf! Oaf! Oaf! Oaf!

[peppers shouting]

There's something
you don't see every day.

Whee! I mean, never surrender!

- Gah!
- Ugh!

[Sticks] It can be used
as a flotation device.

- [shouting]
- Ow! Ow!

Orbot, Cubot,
deal with these pests.

- You got it, boss.
- Ow! Ow!

Knuckles, what are you doing?

Helping these pepper people
reclaim what is theirs.

By attacking your friends?

You're going to
have to choose, laddie,

between old friends and new.

For Claggerhorn!

[all gasp]

Lost Pepper!

You OK?

'Tis like a thousand tiny
bubbles urging me to let go.

Like the hot springs of old.

But with expired pigeon meat.

Does everyone know
my secret ingredient?

This is perfect.

The pepper people
get a good hot soak

and in turn
they flavour our chilli.

It's a win-win!

[Lost Pepper] So what is it
you do with this chilli anyway?

Pour it on your enemies
from the turrets of your castles

to scald them into submission?

Are you kidding? We put it
on hot dogs and eat you.

It. I mean, it.

By all that is chunky
in my grandfather's beard,

you want to eat our essence?

Truce over. att*ck!

'Tis like
the world's finest haggis,

but without the wretched taste
of minced lungs.

I don't need to taste the others.
We have a winner!

[all cheer]

Sometimes
it just takes a little teamwork

to really... bluurghh...

[Sonic] Hey, there he is!

- Knuckles!
- What happened? Are you OK?

[slurred] I won the cook-off!

Uh... actually
the cook-off was yesterday.

We've been looking for you
since then.

I ate this pepper...

It was a tiny bite
but it gave me this crazy dream.

Or maybe... it was a dream.

A pepper that strong?
Come on, Knuckles.

[all laugh]

I guess you're right.
That's impossible.

[burps]

[all laugh]