05x10 - Revelation

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Search Party". Aired: November 2016 to present.
"Search Party" centers around five self-absorbed twenty-somethings, who become entangled in an ominous mystery when a former college acquaintance suddenly disappears.
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05x10 - Revelation

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- Don't eat the beans!
- Don't eat the beans!

Zombies! Zombies!


Hey! Watch it!

Hey! Get off of me!

What the hell is wrong with you?



- Stop it!
- I can't hold 'em back!


Put her down, man. Put her down.

Hey! Hey, hey.

Help! Someone help me!


- Hey.
- Hey.

- What is happening?
- I don't know.

Everybody is freaking out.

Let's get out of here! [SCREAMS]

- Oh, my God!
- What is happening?

- Run! Run!
- Run!

- What...
- f*cking run!

Right here! Right over here.

Okay. Okay.

I think we should just
go back to my place.

What is going on?

Why is everybody acting like that?

Maybe we should have
had them form a line

so things could have been
a little more orderly.

- Yeah.
- God, it's the pills, babe.

They turn people into...

Into zombies.

- What?

- Zombies.
- What do you mean?

- Zombies. Zombies.
- Zombies, Drew.

The people that eat the other people.

They got Winnie, Winnie got Luz.

And then, she bit Helen,
and Helen's on top of the car.

And then, Helen. And then...

- Okay, okay. Calm down.
- No, no, no.

But this can't be, all right?

'Cause we ate the pills.
I mean, we all took them.

- Yes.
- And we felt it.

And didn't you guys feel it too?

I mean, but we all did.

No, no, no. I swapped them, Drew.

I swapped them. They were a placebo.

- I swapped them.
- Wait.

- For real?
- Elliott.

How could you have done that?

Hello? Thank God I did.

Look around you right now, Dory.

My egomania saved our lives!

No, no, no.

No, this is... this is
just crowd hysteria.

- It's not.
- I mean, the pills work.

They work.

The pills are bad, babe.

The disciples are
zombies. Everyone is gone.

And if we don't figure a
f*cking way out of this,

we will be too.

It's over, Dor.

You did your best, but
there's no such thing

as enlightenment.

Just psychosis.

Hate to say, babe, but you did it again.

Except it's way worse this time.


- Oh, my God!
- Whoa!



- Okay...

Excuse me. Are you okay?


- Oh, my God.



[CLATTERS] Oh, my God.

- Oh, God.
- Great job.

- Ah!
- Great job. Great job.

- Yeah.

I'm raising chickens.

- Oh, my God. In the city?
- Yes.

I built a coop under
my bed with my uncle.

It is sublime.

I'm having fresh eggs every single day.

- Everyone, run!
- God, that sounds so good.

- Mm-hmm.
- The d*ad are coming!

- What are they talking about?
- I don't know.

It's probably some, like,
street theater troupe.

Just don't make eye contact.

- I don't want to tip them.
- Help!


- I'm not bit!
- I'm not... no.

Oh, my God. [ALL GROWLING]

- Sir, we're eating.

This neighborhood is changing.

- [GIGGLES] Yeah.


Jesus, you are adorable.

Should we be together
forever? [LAUGHTER]

- Marc!
- Elliott?

What are you doing dancing
with some strange man

in our home?

Mourning my loss?

I thought you were d*ad.
I thought all of you were d*ad.

Well, we're not, and I'm glad to know

it takes you three
f*cking days to move on.

- Why was the door open?
- Was it?

Do you have any idea what's
happening out there, Marc?

I'm gonna leave now,

but if your husband ever dies again, please call me.

- [CHUCKLES] Okay.
- Oh, my God.

- Okay, go.
- Oh, my God.

- Stop it.
- Get out.

- Bye.
- Bye.

So rude and disrespectful.

- Guys, come check this out.
- Charmless.

Brooklyn, New York, is under siege

by an unidentified contagious
personality disorder.

Authorities are encouraging
residents to evacuate

as this new trend of psychosis

is aggressive and spreading
at an alarming rate.

What do we do? Should we try

to get out of Brooklyn,
or just hide here?

- No, I wanna stay here.
- I feel really safe here.

It has never been safe here.

- Wait, where is Aspen?
- In his room.

He's been up there all day
playing with his abacus.

There's no way it could be
spreading this fast, right?

- Drew, look out!


Why is he obsessed with me?

- Go!
- Run! Run, run, run!


- He's eating my cat!

He's eating my cat!



This is truly worst-case scenario.

- But where do we go?
- To the bridge.

It's the only way out.

They're sealing off the borough,

so you gotta get there fast.

It's honestly kind of exciting.

- Which bridge?
- Oh, oh, it's the one

with the... oh, God.
It's got all this stuff.

You know, you take it to go to the city.

- That could be any them.
- Oh, oh, I know what it is.

You know which one it is... [SCREAMS]

The bridge. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.


Oh, shit.

Give me a second. I don't feel good.

Oh, I guess I should not be running

on a belly full of jelly beans.


What did you just say?

- I said I need a second.

Marc, where did you get jelly beans?

They were in a baggy on the ground.

I think they fell out of your pocket.

It's fine, though. Five-second rule.

- They weren't dirty.
- Oh, Marc, honey.

Okay. Sorry I ate them.

When I get hungry, I eat.

Jesus. Is that a crime?

Marc, how many did you eat?

I don't know, Drew. Eight?

- They weren't good.
- Oh, honey.

You're gonna turn into a zombie.


And honestly, maybe like...

Like a super zombie.

- No, that's not fair.
- I know.

I was gonna go back to school.





What are you looking at?

[WEAKLY] Nothing.

Just my beautiful life partner.

I have never been
enough for you, have I?


You all have never
made me feel included.

No, we love you, Marc. We love you.

It's normal to not let your
friend's partner feel included.

[GROWLS] It's time to die.




You've crashed. Doors open.

- Oh, my God!


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Help! Help!



Go to the Williamsburg Bridge!

Go, go, go, go!


This way.

Show us your eyes.

Let me see your eyes.

- Oh, my God. Wait, no!
- What?

- Men first!
- It's Gavin.

- Men first.
- Who?

- It should be men first.
- Chantal's ex.

Oh, my God,
that was the worst night of my life.

His tongue tasted like
old ice cream and eggs.

Why is no one listening?

Hey, Drew! Drew! Dory! Elliott!

- Let me see your eyes, okay?
- Portia!

- Not us. Bye.
- No, no, no. Sorry.

- No. No. You've been maimed.
- What?

You have to go distance
yourself immediately.

- No, that's just a scrape.
- Portia, come on!

Stay back! No, no, no. Her eyes.

There's no life in
them. She's brain-d*ad.

- What?
- This woman has no brain.

[SOBBING] Yes, I do!

No, she's a completely brain-d*ad moron.

- You gotta get her out here.
- No. No. No.

- Get her outta here!
- No, no! I'm just leggy!

I'm just leggy, Dory!

She's fine! Let her go!

- Keep it moving!
- Dory! Dory!

- No, Portia!
- Portia!

Just go. I'll figure...

- Portia!


I love you! Guys, guys, I love you!


We left her?

We just... we just left her.



No, we can't leave anyone behind.

Portia! all: Portia!

I'm not one of them!

Please, I swear! I'm not one of them!

- I'm not!
- Portia!

- I'm not one of them!
- Hey!

- Hey!
- Drew! Ahh!

Stop! Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God!
- Let's go!

- Save me!
- Come on now!

Oh, my God!

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- Shit.

Where are we going, you guys?

Maybe we should find a boat?

There's no other way off this island!

Maybe there's a pier right here, right?

This way. Come on.



Oh, my God!

- Okay. Okay.
- There's zombies everywhere!

What do we do?


I think we're done.


- Holy f*ck!
- Oh, my God!

Wait, over there!



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Lift the gate and go down.

Go, go, go!

Oh, God, oh, God, oh,
God, oh, God, oh, God!

I'm getting so old! [SCREAMS]

Oh, my God. Oh, God.


Who are you?

I'm the person that just saved your ass.

Welcome to the only safe
place in New York City.

I was given a key to this space
by my wise mentor and wife,

Liquorice Montague.

There's gonna be a lot of time traveling

in the next few decades,

and this is the safest hub for it

'cause the number
one danger of time travel

is ending up in the middle of a wall

that got built in that spot.

You don't wanna suddenly materialize

in the middle of a wall.

Lucky for us, no new walls
will ever be built down here.

Honestly, I'll believe
anything at this point.

Find a spot. Settle in.

I'll be coming by with dinner
before it's lights out.

I hope you guys like Kind Bars. [SCOFFS]

Did you save all these people?

It's only right. I...

I didn't do what I should have done

when I had the chance,

and now the world is
ending because of me.


The world is ending because of me.


The world is ending because of me.


The world is ending because of me.

Okay, you've always
had delusions of grandeur.



Did you guys get fruit leather?

I didn't get fruit leather, but...

Some f*cking f*g has
fruit leather in his bag.

Oh, my God. Elliott Goss? Is that you?

Oh, my God, Janet? Hi.

[LAUGHS] How are you?

I'm so good.

It is so cozy in here, isn't it?

This is crazy. How are you?

- I'm good. I'm good.
- Are you still at Petunia's?

I am, thank you very much for asking,

but, you know, who
knows what's gonna happen

after all this, right?

Yeah. Right. God. [LAUGHS]

Yeah, I'm just glad we're
in this together, right?

- That is what I think.
- Thank you! Oh, my God.

Anyway, can we please,
just, like, you and me,

can we get together
for a coffee, finally?

- %. I would love that.
- Okay.

- Yeah.
- I can't believe it.

I know this guy! Isn't this crazy?

- Oh, my God.

- She's psycho.
- Unbelievable.

Do you guys think that
the world is gonna end?

No, Drew. Okay? No.

We have, like, a whole
government to protect us.

Plus, I think this thing isn't
gonna move past Brooklyn.

It's all these, like, rich bitches

just passing it back and forth.

I don't know. This
could be catastrophic.

You know what, guys?

This is, like, the ultimate test

to sort of trust

that you're just in
the exact right place

that the universe wants
you to be in, you know?


Right, Dor?


I don't know.

I mean, how do you know anything?


I just...

I just-I just wanted to...

I-I just...

I just wanted to...

I just...


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♪ The sun will come out tomorrow ♪

♪ Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow ♪

♪ There'll be sun ♪

♪ Just thinking about tomorrow ♪

♪ Clears away the
cobwebs and the sorrow ♪

♪ Till there's none ♪

♪ Tomorrow, tomorrow ♪

♪ I love ya tomorrow ♪

♪ You're always a day ♪

♪ Away ♪

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- Brava!
- Thank you.

- Brava!
- Thank you. Thank you.

- So good.
- You're all too kind.

This performance is actually dedicated

to Dory and Drew,

who just tied the knot.

Ah, seriously, you guys,
I am so happy for you.

I honestly couldn't even
picture a better couple ever.

- Aww, thanks, Porshe.
- That was beautiful.

- Thank you.
- And who else can say

they have a wedding ring

that's actually from the
Natural History Museum?

Well, anything for my beautiful bride.

- Hey.
- Perfect.


I hate to say it, you guys,

but I'm thinking about moving to LA.

- What?
- What? And leave me?

I mean, you all are k*lling it.

You guys just got married.
You're on Broadway.

New York just doesn't
feel like home anymore.

I'm tired of seeing the same
, people over and over.

It just feels like high school.

- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, but isn't LA smaller?

It's, like, , .

Yeah, but everyone knows about us here.

I'm tired of being the subject

of everyone's whispers, you know.

Well, if that's something
that's gonna make you happy

then you should explore that.


Hi. Hi.



Thank you.


Have a beautiful day.



Should we stay somewhere nice tonight?

Ooh, I just heard that
they sanitized the Ritz.

Maybe we could break in there.

Aww, have fun doing that,

you two cuties.

- Whoo!

Let's go! [GRUNTS]

Is that Gail?

- Yeah.


That's so sad. Guys, she was so cool.

She was.




Ugh, don't look. I hate that wall.

Yeah. It is what it is.


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♪ Oh, but dear, the sky is low ♪

♪ Gather up its harm and
gods with grateful arms ♪

♪ Oh, but dear, the sky is low ♪

♪ Gather up its harm ♪

♪ And gods with grateful arms ♪

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