04x35 - Imperfect Storm

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Phineas and Ferb". Aired: August 2007 to November 2015.*
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Stepbrothers adventures during their summer vacation.
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04x35 - Imperfect Storm

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♪ There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation ♪


♪ and school comes
along just to end it ♪


♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪


♪ is finding a good way to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe ♪

♪ Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy ♪


♪ or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪


Hey!

♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪

♪ Creating nano-bots or
locating Frankenstein's brain ♪


It's over here!

♪ Finding a dodo bird,
painting a continent ♪


♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪

Phineas!

♪ As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do ♪


♪ before school starts this fall ♪

Come on, Perry.

♪ So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪


♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪


Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!

Hi, Mom. Stacy and I are gonna
have lunch here at the mall.

so we'll be hanging out a little longer.

I thought you probably would.

Candace: Are the boys
doing anything bustable yet?


Not yet. Although, they
are trying to figure out

how they can both use the
push broom at the same time.

Candace: Okay, keep me posted.

Hey, Mom. We're going down
to the park to fly our kites.

You guys want a ride or something?

I thought you had to meet
with those landscaper guys.

Oh right! I forgot!

[reading]

Chorus: # Du Bois landscape artists #

Also, that's yesterday's paper.

I thought the city council
was getting a little redundant.

[car honking]

[in British accent] Hello. I'm Pierre
Du Bois, one-day landscape artist.

Hi. Oh, it's not
[pronouncing in French] Du Bois?

No. It's just like it's spelled.
It's French.

Chorus: # Du Bois landscape artists #

♪ it's just like it's
spelled, it's French ♪


Except Floraine ain't French.
He's from Dutch.

[speaking Dutch]

That's Dutch for,
"it's nice to meet you."

[chuckles] To my American ears,
it almost sounded like, "where's Perry?"

Chorus: # Perry! #

[video game sounds]

Ah, Agent P, special
surveillance photos tell us that


Doof has been outfitting his
skiff with something large.


- It's hard to tell what it is...
- Sir, I looked out the window at this


building just now and I saw the
mysterious object was


- actually a bucket. A huge bucket...
- Carl!


Why didn't we just look out
the window in the first place?


- I don't know, sir.
- Doggone it, Carl.


We can't keep wasting our funds
like this. Well anyway, Agent P,


I guess you can go over there and see
what he's gonna do with that large bucket.


- Carl: Is he gone?
- Yeah, come on. Let's go to Vegas.


Hey, Baljeet! Check this out.

It's a kite, but it totally
looks like a pirate ship.

That is very nice.
Have you seen my kite?

Whoa! Is there even gonna be
enough wind for something like that?

There should be, with Phineas's
wind amplification device.

So, how does this work again?

You start by blowing a bit of
wind into the intake funnel.

[inhales, blows]

[bubbling] Then we add super cold
liquid nitrogen to cool things down,

cold air sinks, until it
starts to warm back up again.


And that's when we heat it up with a
giant blowtorch. And then as it accelarates,


it sucks up more air volume and eventually
blows it out of an acceleration cone.


[bird screams]

But that was just one big puff of air.
How can we fly kites like that?

Simple. Irving has volunteered to
keep puffing air into the intake.

I've been eating mint all morning.
You know, so it won't be stinky.

That's very thoughtful of you, Irving.

I didn't really do it for you.

So, here's the yard. I want
something nice out here.

I think you know what to do.
You are the landscapers, after all.

[speaking Dutch]

Actually, we're landscape artists.

Do I need to show you
the car door again?

- Chorus: # Du Bois landsca... #
- No, no, it's fine.


I'll be inside if you need me.

[speaking Dutch]

No, I didn't get the money up-front.

Is everyone's kite ready?

- Baljeet: All set.
- Isabella and Buford: Ready.


- Okay, Irving, let her rip.
- Roger, wilco!

[inhales, blows]

- Isabella: It's working.
- Buford: Wow! Minty!


Ahoy and avast, ye swarthy dogs!

Wow, Buford, you look
like a real pirate.

That's nothing. Watch this.
Fire!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Hey, Phineas! Watch this,
I'm jumping clouds! Whee!

That's awesome, Isabella!
Watch this.

Now I'm in a car.

[bird screeching]

Enjoy your little welcome
to Danville luncheon, ladies!

For soon, Grulinda, you
shall taste the wrath of my...


Perry the platypus!

Oh, before I forget, I got
you a little lair-warming gift.

[laughs] You fell for the old "spring-loaded
cable trap hidden in a ring box" trick.

What? That... That's a thing.

Obviously. But I bet you're wondering
why I'm spying on a garden party.

Okay, maybe you're not wondering,
but I'm going to tell you anyway.

Doofenshmirtz: It all started when
I was a child back in Drusselstein,


there was this mean girl named Grulinda.

Every day she would
pour water on my head.


[cackling] Ow!

- No matter where I was...
- Ow! [cackling]


... or what I was doing...

[cackling] Ow!
Stop throwing water on me!

[father speaking German]

But, by some wonderful twist of fate,
she has moved here to Danville. See?

"Grulinda Boubenweir moves to Danville.

"Party to be held in her
honor at Danville park."


And the party just started.

I don't know how they got this
picture in the magazine so quick.

Eh, guess they're trying to
compete with the internet.

But I digress.
I can finally have my revenge

with this!
The sogg-inator! [laughing]

Now, I will fly over her party

and douse her with a
lifetime of soggy humiliation!

What?
Oh, you think that it's petty

that I've held on to
this grudge for so long.

Well, well, it's not petty.
It's not.

It's evil or something. It's not petty.

Okay, guys.
I'm dying to see what you...

- [cat yowling] What is that?
- Well, it's not finished yet,

but it's a juxtaposition of
the irrigated world of the suburban

lawn and the dryness of the
natural summer environment.

A water bucket dumping desert cacti.

Honeysuckle basket, wheat grass handle,

extra spikey barrel cacti
in place of the water.

That looked... That's...
[grunts]

[speaking Dutch]

Not to worry. Great art always
takes time before it's accepted.

[phone ringing] Hello?

Mom. I need you to go into my
closet and tell me whether...

Candace, I... Look, call
me back in a few minutes.

- I'm a little ticked off right now.
- What happened?

Du Bois have made a huge mess
in the yard. They've ripped

up the lawn, there's a giant
bucket and a bunch of cactuses.

I'm so mad! I gotta go.

Candace, what's wrong?

It's the boys.
[softly] They're busted.

♪ I don't believe it, Stacy ♪

♪ the moment is here ♪

♪ my brothers are busted ♪

♪ put it on the blogosphere ♪

♪ I've been vindicated ♪

♪ there's no more to discuss ♪

♪ I did not anticipate it
it's a straight-up bust ♪


♪ it's a straight-up bust
say it all over town ♪


♪ things are lookin' up
because my brothers went down ♪


♪ it's a brand new day
may take a while to adjust ♪


♪ and it makes me wanna say, ♪

♪ "everybody, it's a straight-up bust!" ♪

Doofenshmirtz: We should be
over Grulinda's party any minute.


Then it's soggy revenge time!
Whoa! It's windy up here.


If that keeps up, I won't have
enough water to dump on her.

[banging]

What? Did you hear that?


[inhales, blows]
[drop]

Uh-oh.

All: Whoa!

- Isabella: It's getting a little rainy.
- Buford: A little?

- Looks like we'd better climb down.
- Just remember, Baljeet,

the captain always
goes down with the ship.

Oh, boy, a promotion!
Hey!

All: Whee!

What's that noise?
[screams]

What the heck, man?
You've been dumping out my water?

Well, this had better not be empty.

Pierre: Okay, Linda, I
know you're gonna love this.


This is the irrigation wheel.

Each section represents a
different section of the garden.

It's a comment on the capricious
nature of our existence.

Some get water and live,
others go dry and die.

This is ridiculous. I don't want to
end up with a yard full of dead plants!

[speaking Dutch]

- What did he say?
- He said, "great art takes time!" in Dutch.

Hey, what are you... Oh!

Hey, watch the ailerons.
Whoa!

[crashing]

[yelps]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!


[screaming]

[continues screaming]

Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.


Oh, you!

[growls] I almost dumped a giant
bucket of water on you and your

party but then there was this
whole mishap with a platypus...

But I will get you next time.

Revenge is a dish best
served soggy, Grulinda!

- Uh, Grulinda's over there, bub.
- Oh, you're not... [clears throat]

- All right, Gru...
- Wait, is that... hold on one second.

[gasps] Soggybottom Heinz
Doofenshmirtz! It is you!

Wow, you've changed.
You used to be so...

You know, what's the
polite way to say it?

You know, like this one.
[whispers] Ugly.

Oh-ho, you're on my list now, buddy.

- So, why are you being so nice to me?
- Nice? I don't understand.

You picked on me all
through grade school.

[laughs]

I poured all that water
on you because I liked you.

Really? Well, I guess you
must have liked me a lot,

'cause there was a lot of,
you know, water.

♪ I've got more time to play ♪

♪ and this is totally a straight-up ♪

♪ my life's a big buffet ♪

♪ and this is totally a straight-up ♪

♪ I know this sounds cliche ♪

♪ but this totally a straight-up bust ♪

Wait, what am I doing?

Stacy, get me off of this thing.
I need to see what boys have done.


She holds the thorns, which symbolize
the hardships of being a mom.

And she holds pink jasmine, which
symbolizes the joy of children.

This is the most...

sweet and adorable thing I've ever seen.

"Sweet and adorable"?
She's mocking us!

[speaking Dutch]

It is so good to see you
after all these years.

Just look at you.
Oh, come here my little soggybottom.

- [stammering] Yeah, well, you hug now?
- Oh, why are you all wet?

[chuckles] Funny thing, I
was flying over your party

with a giant bucket of water
and this platypus hit me with a...

Why were you flying over my
party with a big bucket of water?

- He was gonna dump it on you for revenge.
- Okay, now you're on my list!

- Revenge? For what?
- Well, you know, you did dump water

- on me when we were little...
- Heinz, I was eight!

Have you been holding this
petty grudge all these years?

[stammering] Well, no, it's not petty.

I was explaining to the platypus earlier.
It's not petty exactly...

Well, here you go, I pour
water on your head! [groans]

Wait, was that for the vengeance thing,
or do you still like me?

Yeah, it was for the vengeance thing.
[clank]

Tell me! What did the
boys do in the backyard?

- How much trouble are they in?
- Well, at first I thought

Du Bois were the world's
worst landscapers,

- but they're growing on me.
- Landscapers?

Yeah, here, let me show you.

So, I figure we can
attach the seat right here.

Here they are, mom.

- Show me what they did.
- What did who do?

Whoa! Wait!
Where did it all go?

- [humorlessly] Ha, ha.
- How is that even possible?

- Very funny, Mom.
- It was all here just a second ago.

I have never been so
insulted in my life!

She called it sweet and adorable.

[speaking Dutch]

By the way, Floraine, I have
no idea what you're saying.

Would you rather I spoke in English?

Well, yeah, now that
you mention it. Yes.

♪ I don't believe it, Stacy,
the moment is here ♪


♪ my brothers are busted
put it on the blogosphere ♪


♪ I've been vindicated
there's no more to discuss ♪


♪ I did not anticipate it
it's a straight-up bust ♪


♪ it's a straight-up bust
say it all over town ♪


♪ things are lookin' up
because my brothers went down ♪


♪ it's a brand new day
may take a while to adjust ♪


♪ and it makes me wanna say,
"everybody, it's a straight-up bust!" ♪
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