[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
[GASPS]
- What you doing?
- Oh. Hi, Isabella.
We were just building a
new polymer de-stabilizer
- for the binding catalyst of the...
- That's great, Phineas.
Listen, uh, there's
something I wanna tell you.
Okay. Uh, it's about this patch.
Oh, it's one of your
accomplishment patches.
Well, yeah, but it's an
Emotional Bravery patch
that I can only earn by
walking up to somebody I...
[CLEARS THROAT] Nice, Ferb!
You found the new power supply!
- Um, Phineas? I, uh...
- Hey, what's shakin', bacon?
You do realize that
bacon does not shake.
- Sir Francis Bacon?
- I stand corrected.
We're building a
rubberization ray to give our
skin rubber-like qualities.
Come on, we'll show you.
[SIGHS] So you see, Phineas,
I can only earn the patch
by walking up to someone I
care about and telling them
face-to-face that I've
got a huge crush on you.
Remember how much fun it was
to bounce around the
world on a rubber ball?
- If not a bit nauseating.
- That was the fun part.
So, how awesome would it be
to actually be a rubber ball?
I'm in! Can we sh**t Perry with
it, and bounce him around the
- backyard like a plat-a-ball?
- Um, no. But where is Perry?
CHORUS: # Doo bee doo bee doo ba
doo bee doo bee doo ba #
Ah, Agent P. I see you found the new
central air conditioning entrance.
[CHATTERING]
What?
Oh, the hot tub?
Purely therapeutic!
The bubbles work wonders on a bad back.
Carl! [GASPS]
I'm a little light-headed, sir.
Can I take a break?
- What am I not paying you for?
- Yes, sir. [DEEP BREATH]
Anyhoo, today is the unveiling
of Danville's new water tower.
Mayor Doofenshmirtz is going
to be dedicating it tonight
at his press conference.
We're fairly certain that
Doof will attempt to disrupt
the event in some way.
Not only is it high profile,
but since it's right next door to
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated,
it's also extremely convenient.
So get out there and stop him from doing
whatever it is he's gonna...
Carl! Bubbles!
Yes, sir... [GROANS]
Fine. You've got five minutes.
CANDACE: Ooh, Stacy! The new
issue of Blase Teen is out.
You should see the
models in these spreads.
So indifferent. So uninterested.
So cool.
I wonder if you and I will ever be this cool.
What are you doing, Stacy?
I'm trying to hook up this
new super-hi-def, intelligent,
multi-format, home
entertainment DVR system.
I wanna keep the DVD and the VCR,
but I don't think
there are enough holes.
I mean, there's also a pretty
serious clicker situation.
Well, I'm no help to you there.
Talk to you later, Stace. Good luck.
[BEEPS]
I wish I knew a girl like this
so that I can hang out
and absorb her coolness.
[GASPS] Vanessa!
Hey, Vanessa! Vanessa!
- Hey! Hey!
- Oh, hey, Candace.
So, uh, doing some shopping?
I mean, duh, of course you're shopping.
You've got the items in
the little basket thingie.
You've placed them in there with
the intent to... Stop, Candace.
Yeah.
I'm just buying some snacks.
Some of the girls are coming over later
for a movie night. Should be cool.
Wow! That sounds
incredibly, awesomely...
- Yeah, cool. Whatevs.
- You wanna come?
You know, let me just call my mom.
I told her I'd get those
squirrels out of the...
Oh, oh, we're going now.
CHORUS: # Doofenshmirtz
Evil Incorporated! #
[DISCO MUSIC]
Whoo-hoo!
Time to boogie, baby!
Whoo! Whoo!
My hustle's out of muscle
but I can still shake my brick house
or whatever the kids are
calling it these days.
Norm, get that doonkelberry
pie out of the oven, would you?
You got it, sir!
Vanessa's having some friends
over for a little get together.
But I digress. Behold!
The Repulse-inator!
Whoever I hit with this inator
will automatically become repulsive!
And wouldn't you know it, my
brother Roger is dedicating
a new Danville water
tower right below my ledge!
Once he's hit by a beam from this baby,
he'll become so abominable,
so disgusting, so hideous,
so noxious, so grotesque, so ghastly...
Uh, anyway, Roger will
become so repulsive
that his popularity will plunge and
mine will skyrocket by comparison,
facilitating "moi" to take over
the entire Tri-State Area!
Don't look at me like that.
I got a good feeling about today.
It's gonna happen.
The only trouble with it is that
this particular inator
requires a lot more power
than any other inator I've
created for some bizarre reason.
And, uh, I only have one
functioning wall outlet in the lab.
[CRACKLING]
So, I'm gonna put a
lot of strain on that.
- Your pie, sir!
- Thank you, Norm...
- Ow! Ow! This is hot!
- Oops, sorry, sir.
Did that just come
right out of the oven?
NORMAN: Well, my hands are metal.
Well, now mine are bacon apparently.
Look, I'm shakin' bacon! You like that?
It's a call back to
something I didn't even hear.
In your face, logic!
- Here's a pot holder, sir.
- Thank you.
I'm gonna take this
downstairs to Vanessa.
Party on, Perry the Platypus!
[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]
- Ready, Baljeet?
- Okay! Whoo!
- I still feel the same.
- Try jumping up and down a little bit.
[GRUNTING]
Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Oh, oh! Now me!
Whoo-hoo! Awesome!
Me next!
Come on, Isabella.
Hit me with your bounce sh*t.
[ALL GRUNTING]
[ALL CHEERING]
- ISABELLA: Whoo!
- PHINEAS: Oh, yeah! All right!
ALL: Whoa! Whoa!
[ALL LAUGHING]
Whoo!
[LAUGHS]
[GRUNTING]
Isabella said she'd be
here, so she'll be here.
I'll bet you all the muffins
that wherever she is,
it has something to do with Phineas.
Girls!
[KNOCKS]
- Hi, Gretch!
- Where have you been?
I was over at Phineas' house and was
rubberized by a machine they built.
- Holly gets the muffins.
- Look, you know that
Emotional Bravery patch
I was all set to earn?
- Yeah?
- Well, I'm totally blowing it!
I feel strong when I walk up to Phineas.
But as soon as I open my mouth,
I completely choke.
Oh, Isabella.
You're over-thinking it.
♪ You better jump right to it ♪
♪ Tell that boy how you feel ♪
♪ Just get out there and do it ♪
♪ It's not such a big deal ♪
♪ You've been waitin' all summer ♪
♪ Now it's time to reveal ♪
♪ You better jump ♪
♪ jump, jump right to it ♪
♪ You've got to step right up ♪
♪ You know he thinks that you're cute ♪
♪ Come on and bounce right up ♪
♪ Get off your patoot ♪
♪ This isn't the time
to be shy, coy or cute ♪
♪ You better jump ♪
♪ jump, jump right to it ♪
♪ Why you waiting, Isabella? ♪
♪ Why hesitating?
He could be your fella ♪
♪ It's been your predilection
to move in the direction ♪
♪ Away from the romantic
and into the semantic ♪
♪ So it makes us somewhat frantic ♪
♪ Go on and get it ♪
♪ 'Cause you're a real catch ♪
♪ Hold your head high ♪
♪ You can earn a new patch ♪
♪ All summer long
you sang the same tired song ♪
♪ You better jump, jump ♪
♪ Jump right to it ♪
♪ You better jump, jump ♪
♪ Jump right to it ♪
You're right! I should
tell Phineas how I feel.
Later, girls. Gonna bounce.
Literally!
CHORUS: # Doofenshmirtz
teenage girls movie night! #
So I thought we could watch
this foreign art film I found,
Le Coeur Noir De Douleur
et de la Tristesse Douce.
Is that the one that's
the neo-realistic
- portrayal of women's angst?
- No, that's the other one.
- This one is about ennui.
- Don't know if I've seen that one.
- Is it animated?
- So, Janice...
- Candace.
- Nice black nail polish.
And only on one finger. Rad.
Oh, it's actually a bruise. [CHUCKLES]
I slammed it in a drawer.
Yeah, I think it's probably
gonna fall off soon.
Did you download the new
Young Apparatus album?
No way. They're sellouts.
I'm only listening
to Coffin Shadows now.
They're so independent, they
pay you to download their songs.
Hmm. Coffin Shadows?
I've never heard of them.
- New skirt?
- Yeah. I turned it inside out,
ripped it in half and then
sewed it back together.
Get your brother to
drive over it a few times.
It really weathers it. [CHUCKLES]
Wow. You guys know everything.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Hello, ladies! I'm here with
homemade doonkelberry pie!
Dad! I thought you were
going to stay upstairs.
I've got the snacks covered.
But, pookie, I thought you
love the doonkel boonkle!
Yes. I do love it and
thank you. But, please, Dad.
- [STUTTERS] Uh, are you watching
foreign films? - Dad!
Maybe... Maybe I could join you
guys for a lively discussion!
Goodbye, Dad.
You know, [STUTTERS]
I can't stay anyway.
As we speak, my nemesis is upstairs
trying to work free from a trap.
So, So even if, if
you wanted me to stay,
I, uh... bye.
[DIALING]
Stacy! This is amazing!
I'm at an actual party
with cool older girls.
They know everything!
They're so... [SHRIEKS]
They're awesome!
You gotta get over here!
Candace, I am so proud of myself!
I think I totally hooked this thing up!
It's incredible! It has
picture-in- picture-in-picture.
I'll be able to watch a show
and then another show inside that show
and then the first show
again inside that one!
And I managed to get
it down to one clicker!
I'm about to give it a whirl.
Hmm.
Okay, maybe there's
still a bug or two to fix.
Okay, party's over, Perry
the Platyp... Ow! Oh!
Aw, man! Wha...
[GROANS]
Uh, not to be
high-maintenance or anything,
but do you mind if we could
fight a little quieter?
Uh, the girls are watching
a movie and I don't
wanna dis... I didn't
mean you have to walk away.
I mean, we can continue
to fight, it's just...
[GRUNTING]
Oh! A pillow fight! Perfect.
It's violent and quiet.
It is on!
[GRUNTING]
Aw, come on.
Do I get to land one or not?
[GRUNTING]
I take that as a no. [GRUNTS]
Ow!
[SPITS]
Talk about down in the mouth.
Get it? It's, uh...
Ah, whatever.
Meet my friends, Poly and Ester.
[GRUNTING]
[POWERING UP]
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Uh-oh.
I think it's overheating.
The dedication...
[GRUNTING]
Run! It's gonna blow!
Ha! Trapped you!
You'll fall for anything,
Perry the Platypus.
"It's gonna blow!"
As if, as if I would know ahead of
time when something's going to...
That was purely coincidental.
But, hey, I hit Roger.
Oh, he's gonna be repulsive now.
[GROANS]
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
I get it. Repulsive. I see.
That's just the universe
making a joke at my expense.
[GASPS] What happened
to Mayor Doofenshmirtz?
[ALL SCREAMING]
Lots of me!
[SCREAMS]
[GRUNTS]
Lots of me!
BOTH: Lots of me.
[SCREAMING]
No! No! No!
[SCREAMING]
BOTH: Lots of me.
ALL: Lots of me.
ALL: Lots of me.
Whoo-hoo!
Phineas? Hey, Phineas!
I need to talk to you.
- Okay!
- No, I really need to talk to you.
And I'm just gonna jump right to it.
The thing about that
Emotional Bravery patch
is that I need to tell you...
WOMAN: No, no! No! Get away!
Get away! Aah!
Mrs. Feyerseid?
[GASPS] One second, please!
Good evening, ma'am! Fireside
Girl Isabella Garcia Shapiro,
troop .
What's the emergency?
Pharmacists. Pharmacists!
[ALL SCREAMING]
What does that even mean?
- What's everybody running from?
- Uh, perhaps that!
- PHINEAS: Irving?
- Hi, guys!
BALJEET: No, that. Over there!
[CHANTING] Lots of me!
Lots of me! Lots of me!
Well, that sure wiggles my biscuits.
Run!
[ALL SCREAM]
[SCREAMING]
- [PANTING] What was that?
- It's some kind of pharmacist.
And if he touches you,
you turn into a pharmacist, too!
I can't be a pharmacist.
I know nothing about pharmaceuticals!
Then we have just got to make sure
that those things never touch us.
Lots of me! Lots of me!
[SCREAMS]
- Stay back! You're infected!
- Buford, put me down!
I... I am okay! Really!
- Why are you okay?
- I do not know!
Perhaps our rubberized skin
might be acting as an insulator.
Of course. The contagion
must be transmitted
by electrostatic charge.
ALL: Lots of me!
Lots of me! Lots of me!
Let's bounce, guys!
Literally!
How long is the rubberization
effect supposed to last?
Not much longer.
I want a recharge!
Good idea!
Let's get back to the
backyard and re-rubberize!
NEWSCASTER: Good evening, I'm Gordon
Gutsofanemu and with a special report.
The Tri-State Area is in chaos tonight
as thousands of repulsive,
mindless pharmacists
run rampant all over Danville!
Oh, there they go with the
whole pharmacist thing again.
[STUTTERS] I should become one!
That would show 'em!
I'll become a pharmacist!
We now go live on the scene
with our own Action News
reporter, Don Adaded. Don?
Thanks, Gordon! I'm standing
here in downtown Danville.
It's an unbelievable scene.
Pharmacists touching people
who turn into pharmacists!
Ah, here's one of them now.
Mr. Mindless Repulsive
Pharmacist, care to comment?
Lots of me!
And there you have it, folks. I...
Lots of me.
Lots of me. Lots of me. Lots...
Thanks, Don.
Let's go to the weather.
Lots of me!
Let's go to traffic!
- Lots of me!
- Back to you, Gordon.
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
I don't believe it!
An entire army of MEs!
Oh! For once I'll actually be able
to take over the Tri-State Area
'cause I'll have, you know,
the volume! Ciao, baby!
[SMOOTH JAZZ PLAYING]
FEMALE CHORUS: # Who's that guy
with the lab coat on? #
I wonder who?
♪ Who's that guy with
the vacant expression? ♪
I'll never tell.
♪ It's not a conclusion
that's so foregone ♪
Okay, it's me, and me,
and me, and also me.
Over there, that's me, too.
- # Who's that guy with the jutting jaw? #
- Yes, baby!
♪ Who's that guy
with the receding forehead? ♪
- Hey! - # Who's that guy
living outside of the law? #
Oh, that's me.
And me, and me, and also me!
- # Ooh! #
- # Get out of my way #
♪ 'Cause anyone can see ♪
♪ I'm about to settle down
for some serious me time! ♪
FEMALE CHORUS: # If you
painted his picture #
♪ It would have to be a mural ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm telling you now
I've never been so plural ♪
♪ Look outside, you're bound to see ♪
♪ an army of me! ♪
FEMALE CHORUS: # An army of him #
♪ An army of me ♪
I'm ubiquitous, really, I'm everywhere!
♪ An army of me! ♪
FEMALE CHORUS: # An army of him #
- # A whole army of me #
- FEMALE: # Baby... #
[SCATTING]
Bingo! City Hall!
The first step of my conquest
of the Tri-state Area!
No longer will I be made
fun of by small children
and their silly jokes that mock me.
Like, "Knock-knock." "Who's there?"
"Doofus in a lab coat."
"Doofus in a lab coat who?"
And then they hold up a mirror.
That, that's not even a punch line!
It's just... Uh, never mind.
They will all soon learn to fear
the name of Dr. Heinz Doofensh...
Hey, come back here!
You guys are my army!
ALL: Lots of me!
Lots of me! Lots of me!
PHINEAS: Hurry! We're losing our bounce!
Oh, no! The pharmacists
trashed the machine!
- Can we rebuild it?
- We can try, but we should do it inside.
There's too many pharmacists out here.
- Our rubberization is fading fast.
- I didn't bounce! [SCREAMS]
[SCREAMING]
Okay, we gotta get started
on another rubberization ray.
[SCREAMS]
Right after we calm down Buford.
Yes! Next, popcorn.
[POPCORN POPPING]
ALL: [CHANTING] Lots of me!
Lots of me! Lots of me!
[MICROWAVE BEEPING]
And so begins the Grievance
movie marathon. Special edition box set.
Oh, yeah. "Hey, Stacy. Did you hook
up that whole system by yourself?"
"Yeah, no biggie. Do it all the time."
[SIRENS BLARING]
[CHUCKLES] I rule.
So this is a French film,
subtitled in Spanish.
Why is that lady wearing a goat head?
- Art isn't art unless it's difficult.
- Mmm-hmm.
[BANGING ON DOOR]
[GROWLING]
Hey, Vanessa?
Your dad's at the door.
[GRUNTS]
It's okay, don't pause it.
Lots of me.
Lots of me. Lots of me.
Okay. Something's weird
here because I know I only
have one of those. Let me
call him and see what's up.
Hmm.
Voicemail. Odd.
Dad! Your weird
clone-thingies are down here.
Could you please just...
[SCREAMING]
[ALL SCREAMING]
Come on, Candace!
Come on! Come on! Get in!
Okay, that's really wrong.
Even by my dad's standards.
Check it out. It's all over the web!
This isn't just going
on in this building.
They're all over town.
And according to this,
if one touches you,
you become one of them.
- ALL: Ew!
- We're doomed!
What's the big deal? I see weird
stuff like this all the time.
I want my mommy!
My life's gonna end and
I'm wearing a fake tattoo!
Someone's gotta help us!
I... I mean, we're in danger!
What a bunch of babies.
[GASPS] Wait a minute.
Weird situation plus danger
equals Phineas and Ferb.
Okay, calm down. I'm on it.
Mom? Mom, I want
you to check and see if the
boys are creating zombies.
Oh! I love it when teenagers
get together and do party pranks!
Do you win the game if I
actually do what you say?
This has taken considerably longer
than I would've ever imagined.
Buford! Chill out! You're fine!
What do you mean, "fine"?
I've got no bounce left!
- I'm totally unprotected!
- We'll build another rubberization ray.
Yes, it is not as if
society has crumbled, Buford.
- The phone networks are still up.
- We still have electric power.
And water is still flowing out the tap.
[POWERING DOWN]
[BUFORD SCREAMING]
Mom? Mom? Are you there?
Something weird is going on.
Not the usual weird.
A different, not-normal weird.
This is not my dad's
everyday weird either.
[ALL SCREAMING]
Something tells me I should've
just hung out at Stacy's.
Look out! She's right behind you.
Ugh. You got to be kidding me.
Talk about Grievance interruptus.
I just love blackouts.
They're kind of exciting, in a way.
Yeah, yes. And it's one of the few
times you get to meet your neighbors.
Like this fellow here.
Hello. Pleased to
meet you. I'm Lawrence.
- Lots of me.
- ALL: Lots of me.
Oh, no! They got Mom and Dad!
And without power there's no
way to repair these circuits!
- Game over, man! We're doomed!
- No! There is always a way!
Isabella teaches the emergency
preparedness class for the Fireside Girls.
She could build a
generator in her sleep.
- Is that not right, Isabella?
- Isabella? I... I thought she was...
Didn't anyone... Who saw her last?
[SCREAMS]
"Buford, chill out! You're fine."
I'm vindicated.
[SCREAMING]
The computers are down!
MAN: There's no Internet!
- I've got to know what's going on!
- Yeah! Print is back, baby!
Wait, this is all stuff
that happened yesterday.
[SCREAMS]
Lots of me, baby.
[CHATTERING]
Lots of me.
Lots of me. Lots of me.
Lots of me!
Lots of me. Lots of me.
ALL: [CHANTING] Lots of me.
Lots of me.
[GASPS]
Lots of me.
No, I'm just kidding.
It's, it's, it's me.
But those guys are
annoying, aren't they?
Anyway, welcome to my startle space.
I wanted a panic room,
but it was just prohibitively expensive.
I just had to get to a place
where I could clear my head.
Those other MEs,
they're really working my last nerve.
"Lots of me, lots of me."
One of me is fine, but I, uh, I can be
really be annoying en
masse. I'll admit it.
So, uh, are you hungry?
I got plenty of food.
Or maybe you wanna play a game.
I got some old Drusselstein
board games here like,
ooh, Kleptocracy.
Vanessa used to love this
game when she was... [GASPS]
Vanessa! Oh, no!
She's still in the building!
We need to stop those MEs
before they get to her!
Or, or she could turn into me!
That's every child's worst nightmare.
Well, [STAMMERS] not me, specifically.
Other children aren't
afraid of turning into me.
It's just that, I'm saying,
turning into your parent.
That's what's scary.
[GASPS] Vanessa! Vanessa!
ALL: Lots of me.
Lots of me. Lots of me.
PHINEAS: I can't believe we left her.
I hope she's okay. She's just got to be!
I'm gonna check the periscope again.
- Maybe she's back by now.
- I will do it.
PHINEAS: Thanks, Baljeet.
Oh, nothing but pharmacists
as far as the periscope can see!
Man, I hope she's okay.
[SIGHS] If she's been
turned into a pharmacist,
- I'll never forgive myself.
- Do not worry, Phineas.
With all of her training,
she will be fine.
Just last week, she earned her
judo, hapkido, and jujitsu patches.
Judo? Hapkido? But those
are all grappling techniques.
And if she touches one
of them, then... [GROANS]
Uh, wait, wait, I bet she's
at Fireside Girl headquarters.
- We've got to go there!
- But that is all the way across town!
We can't go out there unprotected.
We're sittin' ducks!
Since our rubberization
machine is toast,
we're gonna need some
sort of insulating armor.
Hey, Ferb, do we have
any rubber lying around?
Two steps ahead, as always.
Ferb, I know what
we're gonna do tonight.
Figures. The power goes out right
in the middle of the movie.
Good thing I got the power
generator package option.
Okay, let's see.
"For your safety please
make sure to wear included
protective gear when
operating the generator."
Lots of me.
Lots of me. Lots of me.
Great. Here we go.
Nice! Hooked up a video
system and a generator.
I am good.
Don't touch me! I don't want
to be a pharm... [STUTTERS]
Wait a second. That
doesn't even make any sense.
You get touched by a pharmacist,
you become a pharmacist?
I mean, you can't just grow a lab coat.
I don't know, perhaps the disease
infects your clothing as well.
Infects my cl... [STAMMERS]
Are you insinuating that
my clothes are alive?
That's scarier than these
pharmacists saying...
[GRUNTS] Lots of me.
No, I s'pose I didn't
really think that through.
Lots of me!
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Agent P! Agent P!
Do not come to headquarters.
It is "life or Doof" situation.
OWCA has fallen.
I repeat, OWCA has...
Agent P, we need you to find
the source of the contagion
and protect those who
haven't been infected.
You're our last hope.
You're the Omega platypus.
But no pressure.
Good luck, Agent P. Good lu...
[GRUNTS]
- Lots of me! Lots of me!
- Lots of me. I used to be Carl.
Lots of me. Lots of me. Lots of me.
Okay, guys. Fireside Girls headquarters
is only a couple of blocks away.
Whoa! Look alive, boys!
Lots of me. Lots of me.
BUFORD: Oh, hey, it's a dog. Here, boy.
[WHISTLES]
[BLEATS]
[YELLS]
[HOOTING] What the...
[CHATTERS]
[SCREECHES]
Oh, no! The contagion must have
a different effect on animals!
[YELLS]
[WHIMPERING]
[SQUEALS]
[SCREECHES]
- They're following us!
- BUFORD: Hold on. I'll try to lose them.
Feet up, Ferb.
[YELLING]
- Looks like we lost 'em!
- Yes! And no.
[BUFORD YELLING]
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Vanessa! Vanessa!
All right, all right, party's over!
I've had it up to here with you MEs!
You know, I'm really getting
sick of the sound of my own voice.
Now I understand where
Charlene was coming from.
ALL: Lots of me.
[DOOFENSMIRTZ SCREAMS]
ALL: Less of me. Less of me.
Oh, typical, typical,
yeah, turn on your creator.
You guys are all cliche,
I'm just letting you know!
That should hold them.
- Okay, guys, we gotta figure out a plan.
- We should totally split up.
I'm gonna go hide in the
bathroom where it's safe.
I know! I'll run off to check out
an obscure noise in the kitchen.
I'm going to slowly walk
backwards into a dimly lit room.
Really? See, if they watch more
domestic horror films, they'd know...
LACIE: Ew. Whoa.
- Lacie, are you okay?
- Oh, yeah.
- Feeling safer in there?
- Lots.
Cool. Wait a minute!
ALL: Lots of me.
Lots of me. Lots of me.
[GASPS]
Lots of me.
BOTH: Run!
Oh, I knew we shouldn't have split up.
[GASPS]
Lots of me. Lots of me. Lots of me.
Katie, bar the door!
- Is she back yet?
- No sign of her.
We've searched everywhere!
Where could she be?
She's probably still
with Phineas and Ferb.
She'll make it.
[CANS RATTLING]
Perimeter alert! We have incoming!
Stations, everyone.
Put out that light! Katie?
Yep. Friend or pharmacist?
- PHINEAS: It's us. Let us in!
- ADYSON: It's Phineas and Ferb!
- And Baljeet.
- Isabella? Are you here?
[GASPS]
We thought she was with you!
Isabella's still out there?
I told you, man. She's probably
wearing a lab coat by now.
- It can't be!
- BALJEET: I am afraid Buford is right, Phineas.
[TEETH CHATTERING]
The odds of anyone surviving
out there for this long are...
- If anyone can do it, Isabella can!
- It doesn't matter anyway.
Sooner or later, they're
gonna figure out we're in here,
and then they're gonna come in here.
They're gonna come in here,
and they're gonna come in here... [SLAP]
Lock it down, soldier. No one is
gonna get in here, you hear me?
I am so in love with her right now.
Okay, I'm running out of ideas.
I don't know where she could be!
[BANGING]
[ALL GASPING]
I'm right here.
Isabella! I'm so sorry
we lost track of you...
There's no time.
We have a job to do.
ALL: Ooh!
We may be the only
non-pharmacists left in Danville.
I think I figured out
where this started.
And if we could get
there, we might be able
to figure out how it
started, and reverse it.
Wait, how did you find out
where it started?
Well, I'm glad you asked.
♪ Roger Doofenshmirtz ♪
♪ We know is six feet
and two inches tall ♪
♪ And the beam that hit him ♪
♪ Left a weird impression on that wall ♪
♪ So I took the angle from the point ♪
♪ Of where I knew he stood ♪
♪ And I found the
building just like that ♪
♪ Because I understood ♪
- ALL: # Triangulation #
- # That's how I figured it out #
- ALL: # Triangulation #
- # Now I'm left with no doubt #
♪ The only geometric
process using data I possess ♪
♪ That could pinpoint the
conclusion of my scientific quest ♪
♪ Triangulation ♪
Cha, cha, cha.
That is a mighty upbeat song
for a desperate situation.
PHINEAS: Huh, that
building looks familiar.
Oh, I guess that's why.
You know, it might be a good
idea to board that window.
Oh, so that's why there
was so much wood leftover.
Lots of me. Lots of me.
And I definitely should've
closed the window.
[SHRIEKS]
ALL: Lots of me. Lots of me.
Now what?
We've got to make our
way to that building!
I'm sure we'll find our answers there.
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
- Where are they going?
-Doesn't matter.
They're distracted. Let's move!
Lots of me. Lots of me. Lots of me.
[GROWLING]
Lots of me.
In here.
[SIGHS] Phew!
[THUMPING]
- What's going on with your dad?
- I don't know.
His schemes normally
aren't this successful.
- Wait, Phineas and Ferb.
- I'm pretty sure this was not them.
No, I know, but they'll
know what to do about it.
[THUMPING] Come on, come on.
- Let's move!
- I'm right behind you.
ALL: Lots of me. Lots of me. Lots of me.
- ISABELLA: We made it!
- Not a pharmacist in sight.
Now's as good a time as any
to rush in blindly, don't you think?
Okay, guys. Let's go, quietly.
[SQUEAKING]
[CAR ALARM BLARING]
ALL: Lots of me.
- Here they come!
- BALJEET: They are all over the place!
Come on, let's go!
[SCREAMS]
BUFORD: Sanctuary!
[GASPS]
Whoa!
[GRUNTS]
Lots of me...
No! No!
- I'm going back for them!
- You can't help them now!
[BOTH SCREAMING]
Quick! Find something
to block this door!
It ain't gonna be easy without
ruining the feng shui of the lobby!
- Hurry! I'm exposed!
- Phineas, use this!
Thanks.
Nice work, Bro. Thanks, Isabella.
- Are you all right?
- I'm all right.
Buford, you okay?
- I'm okay. You okay?
- I am fine.
[GASPS] Lots of me.
[SCREAMS]
- Baljeet!
- Lots of me.
- That's it!
- Buford, what are you doing?
Look, I just lost my nerd!
I'm not gonna lose the
rest of my friends, too!
- But Buford, that's...
- Come on, you freaks! Fresh meat!
[YELLS]
Yippee-ki-yay, you
pharmacist freaks.
Yippee-ki-y...
[GRUNTING]
You know, he really
could've been bait without
- taking his clothes off.
- Oh, yeah.
Lots of me. Lots of me. Lots of me.
[GROWLS]
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Perry the
Platypus, need a ride?
Oh, oh, oh, wait, no, I mean,
I should've said, "Need a lift?"
That's what... I totally missed it.
It's much safer up here, huh?
You might still wanna buckle up, though.
This is my first time
flying a helicopter.
That'll hold for now.
But we gotta move before...
- Ugh, really?
- Lots of me.
Come on, guys. Head for the stairs!
[GRUNTING] It's locked!
- Now what?
- Any ideas?
- ISABELLA: I got nothing.
- Ferb?
I'm petrified beyond all
capacity for rational thought.
- Candace?
- Phineas!
- Candace!
- Isabella?
Ferb!
- Candace!
- Phineas!
- Candace!
- Isabella?
Ferb!
- Candace!
- Phineas!
Enough!
We have to get upstairs!
No way. The whole upstairs
is crawling with...
Stairwell it is.
What's with the rubber?
It insulates against the infection.
I don't even wanna know how
you figured that one out.
No!
Don't walk into the
kitchen, Grievance lady!
Oh... Gosh!
How could she be so oblivious?
PHINEAS: Just keep climbing.
CANDACE: This is enough car...
cardio to last me a lifetime.
Man, I've had off days before,
but this is a lulu, even for me.
I... I never thought I
could get so sick of myself.
Oh, well. You know,
at least with a disaster
of this proportion,
things can't get any worse.
[ROARING]
[WHIMPERING]
[GRUNTS]
[YELLING]
Uh, Perry the Platypus,
when you get a minute,
grab the controls,
would you, please?
Aah!
[YELLING]
- This is it. My dad's floor.
- Thank goodness.
ALL: Lots of me.
Lots of me. Lots of me.
Whoa, this place is crawling with them.
There it is!
That must be where the ray came from!
[GRUNTS] If only there was a way
to get rid of all those zombies.
[CRASHING]
[GROANS]
Lots of...
- Strange and unusual.
- Same old, same old. Come on!
Huh! [GRUNTS]
Oh, I sure hope the poor slob
who lives here has insurance.
That would be...
Oh, crud.
- Vanessa!
- Dad! It's you!
Okay, so what did you do?
Well, it was just a
simple Repulse-inator,
you know, to, to make
Roger ugly, but then there
was some sort of power
surge, and this happened!
Well, that explains the electrostatic
charge that's changing everybody.
But we need some kind of
conductor that neutralizes it.
Well, water neutralizes static.
Yes. Water should
change everyone back!
Um, isn't that a bit of a leap?
No, I'm a scientist. I'm
gonna go with them on that.
I might have a water
p*stol lying around.
- I can go get it!
- Yeah, but we've gotta find
a way to get everyone
in Danville wet at once.
Otherwise, the contagion
could start again.
We can wait till it rains.
[SCOFFS] We don't have time!
And when does it ever rain here?
Unfortunately, the water
went out with the power.
So we need to find a
large supply of water.
Preferably elevated, so that
gravity can work in our favor.
Yeah, I know. We just need to
build a pulley system to get us over
there and some sort of giant
sprinkler to spray the whole city.
There's always lots of spare
parts lying around here.
- I like to tinker.
- Let's get to work.
[WHIRRING]
Lots of me. Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Uh, fellas, I think you
might wanna hurry up.
You guys, hold 'em off.
And don't forget to rubber up!
[VOCALIZING]
Dad, why are you wearing that?
Aren't you immune?
Well, everyone else was dressing up.
ALL: Lots of me.
Lots of me. Lots of me.
That's it. Everything's built.
Let's go over the plan.
One, Ferb sh**t the grappling hook,
which attaches to the service
platform of the water tower.
Two, we send the vortex
sprayer up the line.
Three, we all ride
up in the basket lift.
Four, once we reach the tower,
I'll climb to the top of the t*nk...
- CANDACE: Talk faster!
- And open the hatch.
Five, Isabella will attach the
connecting claw to the open hatch,
which will move the
vortex sprayer into place.
VANESSA: Phineas, we can't
hold them much longer!
Whoever makes it to
the vortex sprayer first
presses that button to activate it!
All right, any questions?
Yeah. Was it worth the time it
took to build this scale model?
Totally. Anyone else?
Yeah, you in the back?
Lots of me.
Whoa! Hurry up, guys.
- Great sh*t, Ferb!
- Vanessa, behind you!
- Oh, crud. Lots of me...
- Candace!
Lots of me.
- Nooo!
- Come on, guys. We gotta go!
Hurry!
Man, what I wouldn't
give for that kind of
single-minded focus.
Hey, what's that over there?
[CHATTERING]
- Lots of me.
- No, not Perry the Platypus!
There's too many of them!
Dad?
No, not Vanessa!
Lots of me?
Nooooo!
That's it. That's it! That's it!
I've had enough of you MEs!
All right, you freaks, fresh meat!
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Yippee-ki-yay,
you pharmacist freaks!
- Yippee-ki-yay!
- Again with the clothes.
I know. What's that all about?
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: This is yet another
call back to something I didn't hear!
Wow, look at that!
We may be the only ones left.
[GRUNTS]
[SCREAMS]
Oh, no. The line's breaking!
We're not gonna make it!
We have to! If we don't
make it, Danville falls!
[SCREAMING]
ALL: Lots of me.
ALL: Lots of me.
- Is everyone all right?
- I'm good.
And there's the vortex sprayer.
Come on, let's go!
[ALL PANTING]
We're not gonna make it!
No, you and Isabella will make it.
Ferb! No!
[GRUNTING]
BOTH: Ferb!
- Phineas! No! Don't touch him!
- Ferb! I can't just...
I know. But the only way to
save him is to keep going.
Come on!
Phineas!
[SCREAMS]
Hang in there, Isabella!
We're almost there.
It's just... If this is the end,
there's something
- I have to tell you!
- Okay, sh**t.
- For the longest time...
- Come on! There it is!
But, Phineas, Phineas, I like you!
I like you, too, Isabella.
No. I mean, "I like you" like you.
Wow, I mean... uh, gosh, I...
I've always felt, well...
[SHRIEKS]
Get away from her!
Phineas! [GASPS]
No!
[GRUNTING] Go!
Lots of me.
Oh, Phineas. [SNIFFLES]
Get it together, Fireside Girl.
It's up to you to save Phineas.
It's up to you to save Danville!
It's up to you to stop
talking to yourself.
[SCREAMS]
Got to... go!
[GROANS]
Lots of me.
[GURGLING]
Is the ceremony over?
Lots of me.
Carl, why are we holding
our arms like this?
Lots of me.
I don't know what happened here,
and I'm pretty sure I don't want to.
ALL: Lots of me.
- I still say this makes no sense at all.
- I know, right?
Hey there, Candace. You okay?
Oh, yeah, totes. Just hanging
out, rocking the wet look.
Oh, who am I kidding? Look at me.
Well, you were pretty
cool under pressure.
- You weren't so bad yourself.
- Thanks. It was good hanging with you.
We should do it again sometime.
Preferably without the
thr*at of a zombie apocalypse.
- I'm not making any promises.
- Well, see you around!
Definitely. Come on, Dad, let's
go play a game of Kleptocracy.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: That's my girl.
Isabella, are you okay?
- Yeah. Just a little foggy.
- What happened?
I remember building the vortex sprayer,
but after that, I've got no clue.
Me neither. But whatever
happened, it worked.
Yes, everyone seems to be
noticeably lab coat free.
At least everyone within
the walled city of Danville.
ISABELLA: Yeah, too bad about
the rest of civilization.
ALL AROUND: Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Pfft! Horror movies.
Scary but so unbelievable.
♪ L-L-Lots of me
L-L-Lots of me ♪
♪ Lots of me
L-L-Lots of me ♪
♪ At first I was thinking,
"Hey, this is great!" ♪
♪ But there's more of me
than even I can tolerate ♪
♪ Plus, now I really notice
I should lose some weight ♪
♪ Get a shave, get a trim, exfoliate ♪
♪ L-L-Lots of me
L-L-Lots of me ♪
♪ L-L-Lots of me
L-L-Lots of me ♪
♪ Watch you milling about
like a bunch of lost sheep ♪
♪ Now everyone in town
thinks I'm kind of a creep ♪
♪ I'm not philosophical
I'm not that deep ♪
♪ But I guess what you sow
You kinda got to reap ♪
♪ Lots of me
L-L-Lots of me ♪
♪ Lots of me
L-L-Lots of me ♪
♪ Now there's lots of me
Yeah, there's lots of me ♪
♪ If you wanna, you can
play connect the dots with me ♪
♪ Tell all the haters who
been taking pot sh*ts at me ♪
♪ You gotta target what you fire
There's lots of me ♪
♪ Lots of me
L-L-Lots of me ♪
♪ Lots of me
L-L-Lots of me ♪
♪ Lots of me
L-L-Lots of me ♪
♪ What I'm trying to say is
There's lots of me ♪