♪ There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation ♪
♪ and school comes
along just to end it ♪
♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
♪ is finding a good way to spend it ♪
♪ Like maybe ♪
♪ Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy ♪
♪ or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
- Hey!
- # Or giving a monkey a shower #
♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
♪ Creating nano-bots or
locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
It's over here!
♪ Finding a dodo bird,
painting a continent ♪
- # Or driving our sister insane #
- Phineas!
♪ As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
- # before school starts this fall #
- Come on, Perry.
♪ So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
- GIRL: I am ashparash!
- CHARLENE: Our dimension is changed.
- BOY: What's that?
- GIRL: It's Elvish.
- CHARLENE: I feel it in the water.
- BOY: Yes, but what does it mean?
GIRL: It doesn't mean anything.
It's a made-up language.
- CHARLENE: I feel it in the Earth.
- BOY: Oh, then I want to try one.
CHARLENE: I feel it in the little
pieces of apple in my Waldorf salad.
GIRL: Go ahead.
- CHARLENE: Much of what once was is lost.
- BOY: Sepulveda.
- GIRL: What?
- BOY: It's an exit off the .
CHARLENE: For some now live who
remember it the way it really happened.
Like all terrible things, it started
with small-minded
people who became great.
Victory was near.
But small things can also be good,
and can work against evil,
like how a tiny cat hair
can ruin an evil sandwich.
The great empire fell
and fell some more.
And what was once evil melted away
and was replaced by
the love of a Choo-choo.
Soon all discovered that there
was more to life than vigilance.
All but one.
CANDACE: w*r journal entry number...
Uh, I mean, Dear Diary,
it's been two months since
the fall of Doofenshmirtz,
but every morning I think I'm going
to wake up back in the underground.
I feel restless.
I need a challenge.
I need a mission.
I can feel myself getting softer.
Doofenshmirtz is in jail
and everyone is trying
to embrace their new freedom.
I alone know better.
I can feel evil still out there,
getting stronger while
I sit in my room, waiting
for the other shoe to drop.
Hey, guys!
I think I stepped on a slug.
- A slug, really?
- Wait a sec...
What do you call those things
that eat nuts and live in trees?
- A squirrel?
- Yeah. It was definitely a slug.
Where's your other shoe?
I don't know. I must have dropped it.
Hey, what's all this about
the other shoe dropping?
Buford stepped on a slug.
Okay, but be careful down there.
Call me if there's any trouble.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
So, how's the "summer fun"
coming along, Dr. Baljeet?
Well, since the Phineas and
Ferb from the first dimension
suggested we make the
most of our summer,
Buford and I have been
experimenting with fun,
- and so far...
- So far,
I'd rather be breaking
rocks for the state.
But in all fairness, I
do love breaking stuff.
What about you?
How have you embraced your freedom?
Fortunately, we've had a little help,
thanks to the coolest pet ever.
Here, boy. Fetch!
- Cool!
- Any pet can fetch a stick.
- What was that noise?
- It is some kind of metal door.
Here, boy, pull the chain.
Whoa!
Oh, hello, boys. I see
you found my secret stash.
What is it, Dad?
DAD: Well, that's what is
known as "sporting goods."
- BALJEET: What do you do with them?
- Back in the old days
before you know who, people used
to use this stuff to play sports.
- Could we play sports?
- Well, I don't suppose there's any
reason to hide this
stuff anymore. So, yes!
As they used to say, "Have a ball!"
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!
We're gonna use these goods
and play a game of "sports!"
CANDACE: [GRUNTING]
Nine hundred ninety-nine...
[BEEPING]
Good, you're home.
Monogram? Is there trouble?
Do you need me?
Hoo-hoo, stand down there.
We captured Doofenshmirtz.
Nothing left to resist.
And it would look foolish to just
stand there, resisting nothing...
Well, unless you're a mime.
Then it would look totally cool...
If there's no trouble,
why are you calling?
Oh, right!
[CLEARING THROAT]
As you know, after our agents
were all captured and OWCA fell,
your resistance partly operated
out of our old headquarters.
Yeah, so?
Yeah, well, um, now that we're
trying to rebuild our spy network...
I was wondering, um,
where did you put the keys?
They're under the ceramic frog.
Oh, I love your three-monitor vanity.
Carl will be helping me locate
our animal agents so that we can...
Wee-hee, I got my own monitor.
Wee-hee...
Carl, do you mind?
Now let's see, where was I...
Oh, yeah.
So, yeah, if you get a chance,
tell Agent P he can return
to work anytime, and, uh, and
if you see any other small
animals, you can tell them to...
Carl, why don't you go over
and check the ceramic frog?
- Yes, sir.
- Major Monogram,
do you want me to come over
there and help you guys?
No, no. Doofenshmirtz is in jail.
Everything's fine.
Go to your picnic and relax.
Dress festive, be young!
[CHUCKLES]
You've earned it.
But, Major, I'm trained to...
Leave the responsibility
to us, young lady.
- CARL: Look, Major Monogram, I found it.
- Carl, no! That's a real frog!
CARL: Oh!
[FROG CROAKING]
- Ew!
- Yeah, I gotta run! You go have fun!
[SIGHING]
Well, I guess it's
time to dress festive.
[MUSIC]
♪ I've got my football helmet on ♪
♪ And an old cricket bat ♪
♪ Volleyball net
and some cycling slacks ♪
♪ You've got a pair of Vegas skates ♪
♪ And a billiards rack ♪
♪ Dry suit, skort
and a baseball cap ♪
♪ We'll all have fun like mad ♪
- # With the game we don't know #
- # Game that we don't know #
♪ It's one we've never
played and this is how it goes ♪
WOMAN: Once the gong is
rung the offensive team
serves the pom-pom and
advances down the field.
The defending cyclists race
past the tackling dummies
and try to get into scoring position.
If they manage to return the pom-pom
into one of the scoring locations,
they will be awarded a chance
to chase the jumbo riding ball
past the midfield skiing defender,
while the other team tries
to hit as many tennis balls
as they can using golf clubs.
I don't know why this
guy has a canoe paddle.
- # Sports, sports #
- # Sports is fun #
- # Sports, sports #
- # In the summer sun #
- # Sports, sports #
- # All over town #
FERB: Touchdown!
ISABELLA: Candace? Candace?
Come in, Candace...
- Isabella? Oh, hey!
- Wait a minute, are you standing sentry?
What? No. I was about to
frolic down the hillside.
I'm all about this whole fun thing.
You know, you're not fooling anybody.
- Yeah?
- Bo staff.
Right.
Candace, I thought you
were going to take it easy.
Whatever happened to that
whole Jeremy Johnson thing?
We were supposed to go out,
but things kept getting in the way.
I didn't have any time. I was busy.
Doing pull-ups in your room
and watching your brothers?
- I like doing pull-ups.
- There's no reason you can't do that,
but you have to make room in your
life for other things like fun and...
- And Jeremy Johnson?
- Something like that.
In the meantime, I'd like to
introduce you to a little thing
- the kids are calling "ice cream."
- "I scream?"
What is that? Some kind
of weird yelling game?
PHINEAS: Nice hit, Dr. Baljeet.
[BALJEET LAUGHING]
I believe that makes the score
six kadooms to twelve rempars.
Eleven, if Perry can find the ball.
Perry!
Come on, Ferb, we got to help him.
What the heck is that thing?
Ow! Ow!
Candace, you have to
eat the ice-cream slowly.
- What is that?
- CANDACE: Giant mechanical ants!
My brothers are in trouble.
On your feet, kid. It's go time.
- ISABELLA: There's a flying one.
- CANDACE: I got it.
Whoa!
ISABELLA: On your right.
[GRUNTING]
[GROWLING]
[GROWLING]
[CAT SCREECHING]
Oh, no! They got Perry.
[SCREECHING]
[PANTING]
[ANT SCREECHING]
[YELLING]
[GRUNTING]
Are you guys all right?
We're fine. But cyborg
animals have captured Perry.
The robot ants must
have been a diversion.
[BEEP] Monogram, we just
got ambushed at the picnic.
This has Doofenshmirtz
written all over it!
Well, that's impossible. He's right
here in our detention facility.
[STAMMERING] I just
played checkers with him.
He cheats by the way.
These giant ants didn't send themselves!
Ask him about the cyborg animal agents!
The what?
Was one of them a panda
and the other one of
those shaky rat dogs?
Yeah, yeah, where'd they come from?
Ah, well, I didn't want to say
anything before, but we kind
of lost track of some of the
agents when Doof took over.
How many did you lose?
Carl, hand me that roster.
Let's see, including Agent P...
[HUMMING ALPHABET SONG]
- Twenty-six, sir.
- Twenty-six!
Ferb, if we can access
Perry's location chip,
maybe we can ambush those
cyborgs and rescue Perry.
CANDACE: Yeah, no way!
You guys are staying
here where it's safe.
Candace, we can handle
this. Who was it that got
past the security grid to
free you from Doof's tower?
Okay. But take the Firestorm Girls.
It could get hairy.
And while you do that, I'll go
find out who's behind all this.
Come on, Ferb.
Ah, Choo-choo, look!
We have company!
All right, Doofenshmirtz,
what do you know about
robotic picnic ants and
a fist-full of cyborgs?
Ants at a picnic?
So it's a... It's a
rhetorical question, is it?
Don't play smart with me, villain.
You're behind the att*ck
at the park. Now, spill it!
What? You're blaming me?
[STAMMERING] I've been locked
up in here with Choo-choo.
Isn't that right, Choo-choo?
Yes, yes, it is, see.
He'll provide an alibi.
Don't lie to me. There's
Doof-tech scattered
- all over that park.
- Well, it wasn't me.
There is, however,
another Doofenshmirtz.
Vanessa! I knew it!
No, no, not Vanessa.
She's just in high-school.
And she doesn't show
any aptitude for evil.
As a parent, I'm really disappointed.
No, I'm talking about the
other, other Doofenshmirtz.
Charlene!
Bom-bom-bom!
And who is that?
Charlene Doofenshmirtz.
She's my ex-wife.
I guess you guys have
never met. That kind of
takes away the drama of
the reveal. But it's her.
[GRUNTING]
[CHATTERING]
[GROWLING]
[CLUCKING]
[SCREECHING]
Pinky? You're alive!
Don't you remember me?
Apparently not.
We're gonna get you out of here, Perry.
[GRUNTING]
We got Perry. Everybody fall back.
Now, this is as much fun as
busting rocks for the state.
We've had Doofenshmirtz moved
to this interrogation room
so Candace Flynn can
question him thoroughly.
Are you sure he can't see you?
It's a one-way mirror.
Here, watch this.
[BLOWING RASPBERRY]
You know, I can see you.
Oh, maybe it's just
that he can't hear us.
- I can hear you, too.
- Huh! Maybe I just
don't know how this one-way
mirror thing works.
Coming through.
Oh, okay!
Now I'm embarrassed.
All right, knock it off, glamour boy!
I just haven't seen a
mirror for two months.
Did my hair always look like this?
Just park your caboose in that chair.
Choo-choo is not a caboose.
- It's an engine.
- Clam it, wise guy.
You know why I'm here
and you better co-operate.
Because there are worse
things than sitting
in a cold, dank prison cell
with your little Choo-choo train.
- Like what?
- Like sitting in a cold, dank
prison cell without your
little Choo-choo train!
- You wouldn't.
- Try me.
- All right. I'll talk!
- Tell me about your ex-wife Charlene.
- What do you wanna know?
- Where's her hideout?
Sheesh! She's got a penthouse
uptown, you can't miss it.
It has Charlene written in bright lights
- across the top of it.
- How do I get in?
You would have to pass through
the identification scrutinizer.
Only a Doofenshmirtz can get through.
Lucky for us we got one of those.
Yeah. Oh!
You mean me, right?
PHINEAS: Dr. Baljeet,
we're back and we have Perry.
That is great. And I think I figured out
how to get this giant ant going again.
- Great! So everything's going to plan?
- DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Hey, kids!
Where do you keep the silverware?
[ALL GASPING] What's he doing here?
At ease, he's still a prisoner.
I'm just using him to get
into Charlene's penthouse.
- Wow, cool restraints.
- Actually, he asked for this stuff.
The mask makes me sound all creepy.
Here, check this out. Fava beans.
- Fava...
- Okay that's enough!
Hey, where's Ferb?
- Oh, well, I'm sure he'd just...
- DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Fava beans...
[GROANING] We don't have
time to wait for him.
We got to get over to Charlene's.
Phineas, Perry, you're with me!
Fava beans... [CHUCKLING]
♪ [CHORUS SINGING] Charlene's no longer
married to Doofenshmirtz penthouse ♪
Now, you, do what you
have to do to get us in.
Okay. Okay.
Ah!
Wow, the identity scrutinizer
is really thorough.
You have no idea.
[BELL DINGING]
Come along, people.
VANESSA: Uh, Mom,
Tony Marzulo asked me out
to the movies. Can I go?
Didn't your father banish him?
Yeah, but Dad banished every
boy that asked me to the movies.
- Besides, Dad's no longer in power.
- The day isn't over yet, dear.
- But, Mom...
- I don't know.
What do you think?
[SQUAWKS]
- There's your answer.
- Uh, thanks?
CANDACE: Okay, fellas, there she is.
Let's get her attention.
What the heck is going on in there?
We got you now, Charlene.
Your evil days are over.
Oh, how sweet!
Do come in and thank you
for returning my husband.
Husband? I thought
you two were divorced.
It was all a ruse, honey.
Wait, you two are
pretending to be divorced?
- Why would you do that?
- Naive child, let me explain.
♪ When a dictator gets deposed ♪
- # And then he's thrown into the dark #
- DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Oy vey!
♪ His wife is thrown
beside him under key and lock ♪
♪ So to avoid a situation
with such limited appeal ♪
♪ Me and Mrs. Doofenshmirtz,
we struck a little deal ♪
♪ We told everyone
around us we had split ♪
♪ Yes, we were through ♪
♪ So if they came to haul me
off they wouldn't get her too ♪
♪ There's that and there's
also tax advantages, of course ♪
♪ All the convolutes reasons
we pretend to be divorced ♪
♪ We get double the amount
of discount coupons in the mail ♪
♪ We have twice the junk to
offer in our annual yard sale ♪
♪ We each have our separate bathrooms, ♪
♪ Bedrooms, living rooms and dens ♪
♪ We see each other all the time
but through a telescopic lens ♪
♪ We don't agree on restaurants
or where to holiday ♪
♪ But now for those activities
we go our selfish ways ♪
♪ We spend so little time together
conversation's never forced ♪
♪ All the convoluted reasons
we pretend to be divorced ♪
Okay, I get it.
You're still married.
But why would you send
the ants to the picnic?
You had to know we'd come after you.
Of course. And I also knew
you would use Heinz
to get in the building,
bringing my husband back
to me and getting you here,
so I could get the drop on you.
- A lot of convoluted reasons there too.
- We've got another song!
- No, no, no, we're good.
- And now, children,
we have prepared a nice
cozy prison cell for you.
All the animal agents!
Wait, you haven't seen my newest one.
CANDACE: [GASPING]
You villain!
You turned my brother into a cyborg!
Ferb-borg, relieve
Candace of her w*apon.
Take them to the holding cell
to await cyborg reprogramming.
Oh, it's so good to have a
cyborg that can actually speak.
Well, I usually only
say one line per day.
One line? Really? Why?
Seriously? That was it?
Ah, weird kid!
Well, hon, shall we re-take
over the tri-state area now?
Actually, I don't really want
to be an evil dictator anymore.
I've got everything I need right here.
My Choo-choo, my family,
this lovely penthouse,
my freedom and...
Choo-choo!
Backstory reforming.
Evil returning!
I, uh...
I'm back, baby.
Ugh, I'm sorry I got
you into this, Phineas.
- Oh, that's okay, Candace...
- But we're gonna have to be strong.
Jail is a mental game.
They're going to try
to break us, you'll see.
Seconds become hours,
hours become years, until
the mere thought of freedom
flutters out of our consciousness
like a dying butterfly.
You're right, that
did seem like forever.
Look, it's the Ferb-borg!
Get behind me, Phineas. I'll
hold him off as long as I can.
Please, Candace, you're being dramatic.
CANDACE: What? Ferb?
You're not a cyborg?
Sorry, we had to fool
you like that, Candace.
But we needed you to be convincing.
- But why?
- Ferb figured that if Doof and Charlene
thought they had the
leader of the resistance
and the platyborg under lock and key,
they would devote all their
attention to the frontal att*ck.
That way we could come
up from behind and...
- Wait, what frontal att*ck?
- [LOUD CRASH] That one.
BALJEET: That is not how
to make it climb, Buford.
Oh, you want to climb the building?
Hey, looks like someone's
coming late to the party.
That's okay, dear. I've got a little
present for our unwelcome guest.
Wow, you know, Charlene,
you're really on top of things here.
Tomorrow I'm taking you shopping
for a new evil pant suit.
ISABELLA: All right, everybody.
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
[ANT SCREECHING]
- So much for our ride home.
- Wow, nice sh*t!
[BEEP]
Attention all animal cyborgs.
Attend to our guests.
[DOGS BARKING]
[PIG OINKING]
All we have to do is get these magnetic
deprogramming chips near
the cyborgs' frontal lobes
- and they will no longer be evil.
- How do we do that?
Look, we sewed them
into these little hats.
Aw, that's so cute!
[LOUD CRASH]
Everyone grab a hat.
We've got cyborgs to reprogram.
Now finish him off.
Ah!
Give it up, Charlene.
Seems to me you're still outnumbered.
[GRUNTS]
Seriously, how did he ever
run this place without me?
All right, fan out.
[GROWLING]
Pinky, I just wanna...
Okay, so you're not a hat guy.
Take it easy.
Pinky!
Good to have you back.
Surrender or there'll be big trouble.
Oh, I think I'll go with that
second thing you mentioned.
[GRUNTING]
[CLUCKING]
[GRUNTING]
End of the line, kid.
What a shame!
I'll make you an offer.
I could get rid of you right
now or you could join me.
You could be the leader
of my cyborg army.
Actually it looks like
your cyborg army may have
- changed their minds.
- Wait, what are you talking about?
[SQUEAKING] No!
My manicure!
Whoa!
It's all over, Charlene.
Now, surrender.
Ha!
A Doofenshmirtz never surrenders.
We fight until the last man.
Hey, wait a minute!
I'm the last man!
- Don't I get a say in this?
- Oh, come on, honey. It'll be fun.
VANESSA: All right, hold it.
Everybody just stop.
[CREAKING] Excuse me.
Can I talk to my parents?
Listen, Mom, Dad, come here.
You guys, I'm only gonna say this once.
[SIGHING] Run!
- Mom, Dad, this is Tony Marzulo.
- Hey, Mr. and Mrs. D.
Hey, didn't I banish you?
CHARLENE: Yeah, honey,
you did, but nobody saw it.
Academy graduates,
Doofenshmirtz is still out there
and no doubt he's planning a comeback.
But so are we.
We now have you,
the animal agents of ALKA,
who will, without a doubt, prevail.
So as I step down from my position
as head of the resistance,
I congratulate you all
and wish you luck.
Whoa, wait!
You're stepping down?
It's okay, Major. You've
got your animal agents back.
- I think you can handle it.
- But...
Don't worry. If you
ever get in a pinch, you
know where to find me.
Now if you'll excuse me,
there's something I've been putting
off that I need to take care of.
- Where is she going?
- Unless I miss my guess,
I'd say she's making room
in her life for other things.
[GRUNTING] Fifteen.
Sixteen.
Seventeen.
- Eighteen. Hey!
- Hey, yourself.
♪ We told everyone
around us we had split ♪
♪ Yes, we were through ♪
♪ So if they came to haul me
off they wouldn't get her too ♪
♪ There's that and there's
also tax advantages, of course ♪
♪ All the convolutes reasons
we pretend to be divorced ♪
♪ We get double the amount of
discount coupons in the mail ♪
♪ We have twice the junk to
offer in our annual yard sale ♪
♪ We each have our separate bathrooms, ♪
♪ Bedrooms, living rooms and dens ♪
♪ We see each other all the time
but through a telescopic lens ♪