01x19 - Be Mine Across Time/Fyootchy Swap/Steak Starbolt Movie Trailer

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Future-Worm!". Aired May 2015 - May 2018.*
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"Future-Worm!" follows an optimistic 12-year-old who creates a time machine lunch box and befriends a fearless worm from the future. Together, the duo get in many adventures throughout time, and save the world on many occasions.
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01x19 - Be Mine Across Time/Fyootchy Swap/Steak Starbolt Movie Trailer

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Whoo!

All right, yeah Pretty fun. Future-Worm.

HOST: Welcome back to

Be Mine Across Time:
Paleolithic Era.

(CHEERING)

Now, Ooga, it's the final round.

One and only one of these fine bachelors

from across time will be yours.

We're down to the last question.

So, think carefully.

(GRUNTING)

Okay, you heard her, gentlemen.

What's your idea of a romantic night out?

Bachelor number one.

(SNARLING)

I, Jorgoth, Lord of
the Emerald Fear dimension,

would show you
untold oceans of darkness...

What a treat. Bachelor number two.

Whoa, a romantical night.

Hmm... Think, Barl.

(SCREAMING) I'm flying.

(CHUCKLES) Lovely! Bachelor number three.

I don't know much about romance, Ooga.

But if you want to whale on your abs,

chug a few burgers,

and fight something
bigger than you...

(SPITS)

I'm free Friday.

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)

Whoo! Good answer, Fyootch.

That's my best bud up there.

You got this.

And even if you don't, who cares?

We've got our time travel road trip today.

So, who's it going to be, Ooga?

Bachelor number one?

Join me, and we will feast
upon the disquiet

that hides in the hearts
of all mankind.

Bachelor number two?

(SCREAMING)

(GROANING)

AUDIENCE: Ooh.

Or bachelor number three?

Um, okay, there you go.
(CLEARING THROAT)

(GROANS)

(CHUCKLES)

(LAUGHING)

And it's bachelor number three.

-(ALL CHEERING)
-DANNY: Whoo, yeah.

Fyootch! Whoo!

That's how it's done, son.

-(LAUGHS)
-(SCREAMING)

The reaming will return to...
(GROANING)

You rocked up there, Fyootch.

Uh... Fyootch?

Kinda left me hangin' here.

Hey, Ooga, you look, uh, sweaty.

You been working out?

Uh, clubbing dinosaurs?

(GRUNTING)

Triceratops, yeah, yeah. I gotta tell you.

Uh, hey, Ooga,

I'm Future-Worm's
best friend, Danny.

Any friend of Fyootch's
is a friend of mine.

(GRUNTING)

Um, yeah.

Sweet girl, isn't she?

I really lucked out.
Oh, boy, I'm the best.

(GRUNTS)

(LAUGHING)

Totally!

It'd be like , BC
all over again.

-(LAUGHING)
-Yeah, good one, Ooga.

She's got a wicked sense
of humor, doesn't she?

You never know what you're missing
till you find it.

-Am I right?
-(GRUNTING)

Yes, I've always
wanted to try that.

Shall we, my love?

(GRUNTING)

Wait, what about our time travel
road trip? Remember?

We had it all planned out
for today.

Ah, right. Don't worry,
we've got plenty of time.

Time machine. Remember?

Built it himself.
Kid's a genius.

Future is not
going anywhere.

So, I'm gonna go where
this goes right now.

Know what I mean?
Okay, come on!

(GRUNTING)

Fyootch, what about me?

Is it cool if I tag along?

Uh, yeah, sure.

(NARRATOR READING)

(LAUGHING) Oh, yeah.

Mmm!

-(TRUMPETS)
-(ROARS)

Tag me in. Tag me in.

(GROANS)

-(ROARS)
-(ALL SCREAMING)

(DRUMMING)

DANNY: Hey, guys.

Check me out, I'm...

-(ROARS)
-(SCREAMING)

(GROANING)

Smart and artistic!

I'm dating a real
Renaissance woman.

Hold on.

Something's missing.

Or someone. I got this.

Guys?

Guys?

-Fyootch, where did you...
-(FUTURE-WORM LAUGHING)

...go?

(SIGHS)

Yeah. (CLEARS THROAT)
Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And there you go.

Invention of the wheel.

Now you can, you know,
roll stuff.

(GRUNTING)

-Yeah.
-(GRUNTS)

(SIGHS)

(AUTOMATED VOICE)
Robo-Carp.

Robo-Carp,
be my best friend.

Long have I waited
to hear those words.

Master.

(GASPS)

Hop on, best friend.
Ring, ring.

(DANNY SCREAMING)

Eh, yeah.

And that, right there,
that's fire.

-(SCREAMS)
-Yikes!

-Weak.
-Oh.

You all right?

Well, it's been
an exciting day, huh?

We better hit
the road, Fyootch.

As in our time travel
road trip.

Good call.

I think we kinda
b*rned out the whole

cave-people time
or whatever.

-Let's roll!
-Yes!

Now, we can finally
get back to normal.

Road-trip city.

Population, best friends only.

Heck, yeah,
this is gonna rule.

-You're gonna love the future, Ooga.
-Huh?

-(GRUNTS)
-(GROANS)

Fyootch, I thought
this was gonna be our thing.

This is our thing.

You, me and Ooga.

You thought I was gonna
invite Barl or something?

No way!

Fine. Let's go home
and pack.

(GAGGING AND SPITTING)

You know it!

Hey, we even finish
each other's sentences now.

Are we meant
for each other or what?

(SIGHS)

You know it.

Catch up with you
in a bit, D.

First, I'm gonna
show Ooga around.

So, I'll show you
the sights here.

There's a bunch
of stuff out there.

That's just a bunch
of Doug's crud.

(LAUGHING)

You got that right.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Mom?

(GRUNTING)

Just a sec, honey.

(GRUNTING)

Hugo the hugging hippo
was hugging too hard again.

Back to the drawing board
you go, Hugo.

He almost
crushed my ribcage.

(SIGHS)

Aw. What's up, butter cup?

You look a little down.

Yeah.

See, Fyootch has this new GF

and, I don't know,
I'm happy for him, but...

What if he decides
he likes her more

and stops hanging out with me?

Oh, honey, I'm sorry.

Maybe your father can
give you some advice.

Feeling insecure in a relationship
is more his thing.

Megan, do you
still love me?

(CHUCKLES) Duh.

Come on, Dad,

I got questions
that need answering.

I need a man talk.

I love you.

(GRUNTS)

I know you do, Hugo.
I know.

Son, I know
just how you feel.

-Really?
-Mmm-hmm.

When your mother got
her first smart phone, I felt left out.

She was texting and liking
and posting

and reposting and texting again.

I felt like
I was losing her.

I wanted to destroy
that evil phone!

(CHUCKLES)
But that was silly.

Megan would never
leave me for a phone.

Megan?

Megan?

That kinda makes sense.

I guess.

I'll give Fyootch some space
and see what happens.

Thanks, Dad.

Hmm.

Wonder why
she didn't answer me.

Megan? Honey? Are you there?

She always answers the phone.

You're gonna love it, Oog.

Tastes like a birthday cake
with a crunch. (LAUGHS)

Oh. Hey, D, just in time.

I'm about to initiate Ooga
into club Cakerz.

Complete with an episode of...

STARBOLT: Steak Starbolt.

I love you, Mira Faye.

More than
any of my friends.

Even my best friend,
Dr. Tentacle.

(SOBBING)

That's good, Steak,
because as they say,

you can't have a girlfriend
and a best friend.

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

Oh, that's... That's cool.

Sharing that super special
best friend thing,

that was kinda just
for you and me.

Hey, so about our road trip...

Yeah, Ooga is pumped.

She's never been to
Future Jack City,

Laser Island,
New Montana.

She's never even seen Earth

after the
Mecha Muck uprising.

Crazy, right?

Totally.

Hey, how about
you take the lunch box

and go together?

Show Ooga all
the cool stuff out there.

It's not often
you find someone across

all of space and time
you could be happy with.

(LAUGHS)
Yeah, I know.

(STUTTERING) Are you...
But, are you sure?

Yeah. You deserve
to be happy, man.

I'm glad you found
your other half.

Well, I mean...

Uh...

If you're cool.

(GRUNTING)

Uh, okay.

So, we're gonna go.

And I guess
I'll see you later.

For sure. Go and
enjoy yourselves.

(SIGHS)

I guess I'll just do this for a bit.

(SIGHS)

(GRUNTS)

(GASPS)

Fyootch, you're back!

(GROANS)

What's wrong? Where's Ooga?

Uh, somewhere in
the Paleolithic, I guess.

Not really... We're not,
you know, well...

Wait, wait, did you guys
break up?

-(GROANS)
-What happened?

(SOBBING)

Maybe someday, but right now

Danny's all alone back there

and it's just...
I can't leave him.

I miss my best bud.

(SOBBING)

Sorry you have to see me
like this, Ooga.

(GRUNTING)

Okay, I'll just take you home.

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(MUTTERING)
Nothing, it didn't work out.

I'm back where I belong.

Wow!

Sorry it didn't work out.

I know she was
your one true love.

Well, I mean, Ooga is great,
but... (CLEARING THROAT)

Plenty of fish in the sea

and Future-Worm
is pretty good bait.

Let's put it this way, Danny.

There's only one person
in all space time

I want to spend my days with.

Uh, you. It's you.

Sorry, I thought
it was implied.

You know it.

-(LAUGHING) Yeah.
-Aw...

There is no hug without Hugo...

(BOTH SCREAMING)

NARRATOR: Future-Worm!

(GROANS)

Come on.

(GROANING)

Great and powerful
Liz Wiz.

Thus far, I have failed
in my duty

to recruit Danny into the Gem For...

Verily, the prophecy
must be fulfilled.

But I'm beginning to fear
your involvement

is an impediment
to Danny's ascension.

(COUGHS)

You all right, Liz Wiz?

I'm fine.
Sorry about that.

I assure you, this time
my plan is foolproof.

This had better not be

the shrink down,
enter his brain

and rewire his
memory's plan again.

(STUTTERING)
What? You think I would...

No, I would never ever
bring that up again.

Come on.

I've got plenty of ideas.

-All right.
-Don't you worry about a thing, old boy.

(SIGHS)

Come on, babies.

Zarlid needs a new idea.

Aha! Of course!

(BELL RINGING)

Come on, Fyootch.

We got two-on-two
with Ruby and Paco.

I can b*at those chumps

with my tongue
tied around my head.

Bring it, suckers!

Say, Future-Worm,

can I see you in my office
for a moment?

-No.
-Well, I was

hoping to buy some of your
three-second workout tapes.

I'll catch up with you
in a second, D.

So, it's bucks a tape

unless you get ten tapes,
which is $ . .

And for another five dollars,

you can get
a Future-Worm sweat rag.

Huh?

Uh, fine, fine,
the sweat rag is free.

It's not your tapes I want,
Future-Worm.


It's your body.

-Uh...
-I must commandeer your body

and use it
to persuade Danny

to sign
a soul binding contract,

pledging allegiance
to the Gem Force Five.

Wait, you what?

Why don't you just,
like, ask him?

-Hmm...
-(GROANS)

(FUTURE-WORM SCREAMING)

Okay. Mm-hmm.

(IN ZARLID'S VOICE)
Because he's much more willing

to listen to his best friend.

(LAUGHS)

(BLOWING) Oh, no,
that's my only shirt.

(GROANING)

Okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay.

What's happening?
What's happening?

Okay, okay, okay.

If Zarlid makes Danny
his prophecy prisoner,

his life will be over.

I'm coming, Danny!

(GROANS)

It's like swimming
through peanut butter.

(WHISTLES)

-Doug. Doug!
-(HUMMING)

We gotta save Danny.

Doug, you hear me?

Danny's in trouble!

Listen here, you lanky,
beardless waste of...

Huh?

(IN FUTURE-WORM'S VOICE)
Wait, I'm real again.

So now I'm Doug?
Ugh! Weak.

At least I can save Danny.

(GRUNTS)

How do you...
How do you control these stupid legs?

(GROANING)

How do you control these
stupid segmental ganglions?

Fyootch, think fast.

(GROANS)

Uh...
Are you okay, dude?

(GROANS)

Ah, give me a second here.

(COUGHING)

(VOMITING)

You sound terrible,
Fyootch.

Let's get you to
the nurse's office.

(GRUNTING)

(CAR ALARM SOUNDING)

(ENGINE STARTS)

Finally.

This is gonna be
way easier than walking.

(VEHICLES HONKING)

(SCREAMING)
I don't know how to drive!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(GROANS)

That was easy.

Whoa! Nice wreck,
Danny's dad.

Oh, hey, thanks.
Yup, that's me, Doug.

Could you give me
a hand over here?

Sure thing, Danny's dad.

Here you go, buddy.
It's all right.

(SIGHS) I'm sick
with guilt, Danny.

Can't walk.
Can't talk normally.

This whole gem quest thing...

I think we made a big
mistake in not joining.

Seriously?
But you hate prophecies.

I used to.

But now, I see how selfish
I was to deprive you

of the fate
the ancient scrolls foretold.

You're the chosen one, Danny.

Wow!

That's a big , Fyootch.

Well, you know
what I always say.

It's time
to dance, Clementine.

Right? Ha-ha.
Just like always.

(YELLING)

(LAUGHS) School's dumb.

Whoa!

-Whoo!
-Whoa!

Sweet crash.

(IN FUTURE-WORM'S VOICE)
Danny, I'm coming for you!

I've got complete mastery
of the human body.

(GRUNTS)

Uh, how do I...

Dang thing must be locked.

Nothing my titanium abs
can't fix.

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

(SCREAMING) Danny!

No way I'm letting you
suck him into your gem quest,

lizard scum.

(IN ZARLID'S VOICE)
Yup, so, according to Mr. Zarlid,

you just stick
your hand there

and your immortal soul
will be, you know,

bound for eternity
to complete the quest

for all gems
of mystery and space!

Uh, are you sure
about all this, Fyootch?

Yes, I'm sure! Just do it!

Sounds good. High five.

Um...

Ugh!

(GRUNTS)

-(GASPS)
-(IN OWN VOICE) Danny, I'm here!

Mr. Zarlid, did you come

to watch the
swearing-in ceremony?

Danny, don't sign
that contract.

This is
the real Future-Worm.

Zarlid body-swapped us.

(LAUGHS)
Classic Zarlid.

What a goof ball.

Now let's get this
prophecy fulfilled. Here.

No! I knew
something was up.

Hey, give me that
switch swap thing

and I'll switch it
to swap you back.

He lies, Danny.

I'll defeat him
with my signature moves.

(GURGLING)

Bring it.

I'll mop the floor
with your... Uh, with my...

Wait. I can't damage
that gorgeous face.

(GRUNTING)

Hey, you're punching my body!

Oh, two can
play at that game.

(GRUNTING)

(MUMBLING)

Swip swap.

(GASPS)

-(IN FUTURE-WORM'S VOICE) Oh.
-You okay, dude?

Yeah. Oh, why does
my breath smell like puke?

Mr. Zarlid, if you
wanted me to join

your gem team so bad,
why all these schemes?

Why not just ask?

Oh. Well, I...

(SIGHS) All right.

Danny, would you like to lead
the Gem Force Five?

Ugh. Not after
all this noise, sucker.

Oh, burn.

NARRATOR: Future-Worm!

Pa, someone's
a-coming up the road.

Mr. Starbolt, you're not
an easy meat to find.

Well done.

We need you, Steak.

There's been an incident.

It's your brother.

(GRUNTING)

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

I'm afraid
Sauce Starbolt has escaped.

He's after
the president and...

You want me, Steak Starbolt,
to impersonate the president

and thwart Sauce's scheme?

Yes. But how did you...

'Cause I'm Steak Starbolt!

NARRATOR: This summer...

It's a perfect likeness.

NARRATOR:
...fire up the grill.

I'm the president.
You are my peon

and you'll follow my orders!

I'm the general
of the armed forces!

You do not
outrank me, sir!

-(SIRENS WAILING)
-NARRATOR: It's time to get cooking.

Steak Sauce.

(LAUGHS)

NARRATOR: 'Cause the stakes
just got higher.

AGENT: It's a full-scale
invasion.

The only way to stop it
is if you two work together.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

NARRATOR: And higher.

(SCREAMING)

They've got my daughter!

NARRATOR: Still rising.

I'm sorry, Steak.

I can't.

-I'm, I'm getting married.
-What?

NARRATOR: Rising. Rising.

The whole city's been sauced

and saucered.

NARRATOR: You thought the stakes
were done being raised.

But oh, no.

-(GASPS)
-Mira! Mira!

NARRATOR: Almost there.

But oh, no.

Oh, yeah.

How could you?
You're my brother.

You condiment me
perfectly.

NARRATOR: Now those are
some high stakes, suckers.

(LAUGHING)

(NARRATOR READING)

(GRUNTS)

(NARRATOR READING)

And introducing Nuke Sportwell
as The Grill Man.

Whoo! Now, that's
what I call flame grilled.

NARRATOR:
In Steak Starbolt...

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(NARRATOR READING)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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