[instrumental music]
Ah, Big Nick!
What's up, man?
I'm working on the model
I got for Christmas.
Oh, yeah. I wish I got
a model for Christmas. Hmm.
About 5'9", 120. Bloo-bloo-bloo-
blaa-blaa-bloo!
Wouldn't that be hard
to put together?
[chuckles]
I'm just kidding, Nick.
Here. Don't worry.
Here, let me help
you with this model.
- It's pretty complicated, Will.
- Please, boy.
I was putting models
together
before you was born.
Now, come on,
pass me that glue.
It's pretty strong stuff, Will.
Ssptchuh-kkk!
[theme song]
♪ Now this is a story
all about ♪
♪ How my life got flipped
turned upside down ♪
♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪
♪ I'll tell you
how I became the prince ♪
♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪
[instrumental music]
♪ In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪
♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪
♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxin' all cool ♪
♪ And all sh**t' some b-ball
outside of the school ♪
♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪
♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪
♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared and said ♪
♪ You're movin' with your auntie
and uncle in Bel-Air ♪
♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪
♪ The license plate said fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪
♪ If anything I can say
that this cab was rare ♪
♪ But I thought nah forget it
yo homes to Bel-Air ♪
♪ I pulled up to the house
about seven or eight ♪
♪ And I yelled to the cabbie
yo homes smell you later ♪
♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪
♪ To sit on my throne
as the Prince of Bel-Air ♪
[music continues]
[instrumental music]
Never in the history
of pugilistic pursuit
has one
so completely dominated.
Muhammad, what do you
have to say?
I'm the greatest,
and I'm pretty.
You know I made you,
Howard.
What is going on here?
Oh, well, you know,
the family vowed
to get in shape
for the new year.
You know, so we're all gonna
go down to the gym.
I'm gonna take Nicky
and put him in a boxing
class.
Oh, that's fine, just make sure
that he learns that boxing
is about athleticism and
sportsmanship, not v*olence.
Now I'm going to get
medieval on you!
We ain't-ain't really get to the
sportsmanship part yet.
Well, hey, Uncle Phil,
come on, why don't you
come down to the gym with us?
Oh, I'd love to, I really would
but, you know, I have
so much work to do
on the trial this morning--
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay,
okay, okay, fine.
I'm not going
because I don't want to
and you can't make me.
So, how do I look?
Hilary, we're going to the gym.
Oh, you're right.
Fluorescent lights.
I should put on more blush.
♪ I'm a maniac
maniac on the floor ♪
♪ I'm a maniac maniac.. ♪♪
You're an idiot.
This is the latest design
in workout wear. Gor-Tex.
Breathable,
specially designed to stop
anyriding up
while on the stair climber.
So, what do you think, Will?
I think you look like
a family-sized tube
of Aquafresh.
Geoffrey, what do
you think, honestly?
I think it's the most ridiculous
costume
I've ever seen.
I stand corrected.
Hey, Ashley, all ready
for your first day at work?
What was I thinking, telling
daddy I'd pay for half my car?
I feel like a dork,
and I have to wear
this same stupid uniform
day after day after day.
Gee, wouldn't that suck?
[instrumental music]
Hey, Hey, Nicky,
got you all signed up
for your boxing lesson.
So I-I'll meet you over
by the ring later?
Okay. I'm gonna float like a
butterfly and stink like a bee.
That is close enough.
Alright.
Oh, yeah.
I'm already starting
to feel the burn.
Tight as them pants are,
you probably started
a forest fire in your
drawers.
Excuse me, Will.
I have a workout to do.
Oh, hey, Carlton, I was reading
this and it says here
they have personal trainers,
man.
I mean, why don't you get
one?
No need, Will.
Carlton Banks is gym savvy.
Ah. Alright.
[groans]
Help! Help!
Help! Help! Get it off of me!
- Help!
- Hey, hey, hey.
- You okay?
- Me? Of course, I'm fine.
I always scream like a girl
when I'm working out.
[laughs]
Stan Callahan.
I'm the gym's personal trainer.
Have you given any thoughts
to, uh, private sessions?
Well, I don't really
need a personal trainer.
As you can see, I've already
got a good base.
Yeah, well, let's take a
look.
Well, according to this
you're a can of Crisco.
But spread over
a good base, right?
Hey, I think you're just
right
for the gold package, huh?
Gold? I think I like
the sound of that.
[laughs]
Will, how do you
turn these on?
You gotta work 'em yourself,
Hil.
Oh.
Eww! I'm starting to sweat.
Ninety-eight!
Ninety-nine!
One hundred! Ohh!
Whew!
Oh, that was a heck
of a workout.
What do you say
we hit the showers?
Okay, let's get you started
with a little
aerobic exercise
just to get
the heart rate up.
Sounds like a plan, Stan.
[laughing]
Alright.
Okay, I'm gonna program it
for a brisk walk
and, uh, check on you
in ten minutes.
[treadmill machine whirring]
[keypad beeping]
[screaming]
[grunting]
You know, uh..
...I don't know
about you, but, uh..
I'm thinkin'
after these hard workouts
we both might need
a little massage, you know?
What do you say
I bring the oils?
Uh, oh, oh, no, no!
Hell, no!
[instrumental music]
Now, remember, a clean
uniform
is a happy uniform.
Okay, now, what's our motto?
I represent Dippity Do Dog
the best doggone dog-dipping
restaurant in the world.
Very good. Now, I assume
you've read the manual?
- Yes.
- Good. Dip a dog.
- Excuse me?
- Dip. Come on.
Dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip,
dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip.
[chuckles]
Nope. All wrong.
On page 27 of the manual,
it clearly states
"Dog must be dipped
at a 60-degree angle
androtated
until completely coated."
- Okay. Alright.
- Go ahead. Try again.
Oh, no! Oh, eww!
Oh, God, I'm so sorr.. Oh!
- Okay, okay--
- Oh, my God! I'm so sorry.
- It won't happen again--
- It's okay. It's okay.
It's o-kay.
- I'm sorry. Okay.
- We'll work up to the dogs.
Let's start with the lemonade,
okay?
- Mm-hmm.
- Now, it's all in the rhythm.
♪ Churn baby churn ow! ♪
Okay. Now you try it.
Okay.
Well, no, no, no.
There's no rhythm.
- Sing.
- I don't want to sing.
Ashley, singing is
what a Dippity Dog Do.
♪ Churn baby churn ♪
That's it.
♪ Lemon inferno ♪
♪ Churn baby churn.. ♪
Okay, come on, ten more.
You can do it.
That's it. Nine, eight..
Lookin' good, lookin' good.
Seven..
Whew! I am pooped.
Pooped?
Yeah. I think it's time
for a protein shake.
So, what'll it be?
tutti-frutti?
Strawberry sensation?
Come on, I'm buying.
You know, I got a better
idea.
Why don't you get back
to your workout
you no-good, yellow-bellied
waste of skin?
Huh?
The only thing you'll be
drinking is my boot
if you don't get back on
that
machine, you no-good pansy!
I don't believe
the gold package
said anything
about rudeness.
- Now!
- Aaaah!
One, two, three, four
'five, six, seven, eight..'
Stick and move.
Stick and move.
Keep your jab up.
Keep your jab up.
Good. Okay, take a break, champ.
[chuckles]
Big Nick, what's up, man?
How's your boxing lesson?
Great. Helena said
I was the best in the class.
Helena? Wait a minute.
You're the boxing instructor?
You got a problem with that?
Oh, no, no, no,
you know..
Cute little gloves,
nice tight little outfit.
It works for you, cutie.
Now, there's a typical male
attitude.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Babe, no disrespect.
You know, I'm just saying,
you know
female boxers ain't exactly
common, you know.
Ain't nobody ever heard
of Muhammad Ali Sheedy.
You know,
and it's Sonny Liston.
It's not Sonny
and Cher Liston
you know what I'm sayin'?
Sounds like you're saying
you want to put on
some gloves and spar with
me.
[chuckles]
No. How it sound like that?
- You don't want to?
- Uh, no, you know what?
My mom told me
never hit a lady.
Because you're not fast enough?
[screaming]
[chuckles]
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
Now take it back.
- I don'tthinkso.
- Ooh!
No need to go there.
- You're right.
- Ooh!
That one actually hurt a little.
Look here, Helena,
I was thinking.. Oof!
sh**t.
[exhales]
[hoarse voice]
Now it's on!
[instrumental music]
[bell dings]
Alright, this,
this what you want to do, huh?
This what you want, huh,
girl?
- Come on.
- Let me give to you.
- Sneakin' punches at me.
- Hit me. Come on.
Hit me. Hit me. Come on.
Uh-huh?
Hit me. Hit me. Come on!
[grunting]
I-I.. Oh, I can't. I can't.
Ooh! God!
[screaming]
- Come on! Come on.
- Come on! Come on.
Chicken! Chicken!
Bawk! Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk!
- You're gonna die!
- 'Come on!'
[grunting]
I-I don't feel right.
I-I-I don't..
[groaning]
- Come on!
- Okay, okay!
- Come on.
- Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, hit me, hit me.
Yourmama.
Mama said, knock you out!
Pff.. Pff.. Pfff!
[groans]
- Is that him?
- Yup.
Wow! I never seen a freak
up close before.
He's not a freak.
He's just a wimp.
[children giggling]
Alright, alright, alright.
That's enough.
Come on, you kids,
get out of here.
Go ahead. Go ahead. Go on.
Get out. Go, go.
Stop right there, or I'll
get
my sister to come after you!
[children laughing]
You bring your sister over here,
I'll knock her block off!
Don't let them bother you,
Master William.
You know, I once had
a chum back in England
who was in this
identical predicament.
He, too, was being
ridiculed by his peers
for suffering defeat
at the hands of a lady.
Oh. You know, he-he
came through it alright?
How should I know, you expect me
to keep in touch
with awusslike that?
Hey, what happened to you?
n*zi trainer
made muscles sore.
And, dude, you look bad.
Could be worse.
Could be laughingstock
of gym..
...like you.
[laughing]
- So, how you feelin', Will?
- Uh, not great.
Ah, son, there's a lesson
to be learned here.
Just because you got defeated
by a...woman
doesn't make you
any less of a man.
Yeah, I know that,
Uncle Phil.
I mean, I can understand
you're being embarrassed
by being clocked
by someone half your size.
But, hey, you'll get past it.
Yeah, you know, I'm actually
feeling better already.
I mean, the sheer humiliation
alone--
You know,
I-I get it, Uncle Phil.
I just had the worst day
of my life.
Oh, well, at least I didn't get
b*at up by a girl!
[laughing]
[instrumental music]
How you doin'?
What's going on?
Mind if I pedal with you?
That's my bike.
Oh, I'm-I'm sorry.
I didn't see
your name on it.
I said, that's my machine.
Um...look, why don't you, um,
go get a eucalyptus wrap
and some-some facials and stuff?
[groaning]
Hey, you messed up
my count.
I hate it when people
mess up my count.
You'll suck
while you're in here.
Why don't you
just work out, okay?
Here. Hold this.
[screaming]
Well, it's lover boy again.
What do you say
we go for a little spin?
[screaming]
[screaming]
I have my whole
agenda planned.
First, I have an apple wrap
then a hot oil massage
finishing with
an aroma therapy facial.
I'll be lucky if I'm able
to walk tomorrow.
Well, today, I have a little
agenda of my own.
I'm telling Stan
we're through.
[speaking in foreign language]
- 'Banks!'
- Coming.
Banks, you're late!
Drop and give me 20.
Okay, but that doesn't leave
much for yogurt.
I have to give you credit for
showing up here again so
soon.
Why? I ain't got nothing
to be afraid of.
What you doing
with that towel, girl?
I mean, look, when I get through
with Wonder Woman
she gonna wonder why
she messed with
Will Smith in the first
place!
Oh, my God! You're here
to b*at up a girl?
Oh. Oh, oh, no. No!
I was-I was just going to rough
her up a little bit.
Will!
Hey, you, you know that's just
a figure of speech, you know.
So what are you going to do?
I'mma, I'mma, um..
I'm, I'm, uh, I'mma ain't
gonna do nothin'.
You know how to mess up
all the fun, don't you?
Hey! Look who's here.
Oh...what's up?
How you doing?
You know, I'm sorry
about yesterday.
I didn't mean
to pick on you like that.
What you mean, yesterday?
Oh! Oh! Yesterday.
You mean, when you
sucker-punched me.
No. No. When I knocked
you senseless.
[chuckling]
You know, Helena
you actually said that
like you believed it.
Oh, I did, and I'm ready
to do it again.
Why do you keep doin' that?
Just admit that you're afraid,
and I'll leave you alone.
Hey, girl, let me tell you
somethin'.
Ain't nobody afraid of you.
You know, you have a real
aggression disorder, don't you?
Oh, yeah?
[screaming]
Is thereanythingelse?
That was really..
...impressive.
- Take me!
- No!
Girl, you-you're a little
freaky-deaky, ain't you?
- Now!
- sh**t.
You don't have to
tell me twice.
[instrumental music]
Thank you, and have yourself
a Dippity Do Dog Day.
Oh, my God! Tour bus!
Code red! Code red!
Man your stations! Man your
stations! Man your stations!
- Oh! Okay, okay, okay.
- Dip! Dip!
Here you go.
Come again. Come again.
Churn! Churn! Churn!
Okay, okay, no problem.
♪ Churn baby churn ♪
♪ Churn baby churn ♪
♪ Churn baby churn ♪
♪ Churn baby churn ♪
[audio speeds up]
Come again, come again,
come again, come again.
- Here you go.
- Churn, baby, churn.
- Thank you.
- Come again, come again..
Churn, baby, churn.
Ah, come again, come again.
[audio speeds up]
Okay, no problem. Come
again.
Thank you. Come again.
Thank you. Come again, sir.
Thank you very much, sir.
Come again. Come again.
Come again.
Come again. Come again.
Come again.
♪ Churn baby churn
churn baby churn ♪
♪ Churn baby churn ♪
Alright, alright,
everybody, listen up.
Everyone who wants
a hot dog, over here.
Everyone who wants
a drink, over here.
And you, get a hold of yourself.
Page 38 of the manual.
"Don't freak out!"
- You're right. You're right.
- Yes.
- I'm okay. Okay. Okay.
- Okay. Alright.
Okay, here you go, sir.
Come again. Come again.
Okay, Ali in his heyday
versus Mike Tyson.
[scoffs]
Girl, you crazy.
Ali all the way.
No. Tyson all the way.
Oh, you crazy. What's wrong
with you, girl?
That's it.
I'm through with that
trainer.
Carlton Banks is fine
the way he is.
I told that Callahan
in no uncertain terms
that he can't push me
around anymore.
At first, he wasn't really
comfortable with it.
But I told him, "Tough.
Get comfortable with it."
I stood up to him like a man.
I told him where to put
his gold package.
What did he say when you
told him that?
He signed me up
for the platinum package.
It's twice the price,
but he promised no rudeness.
Alright, now, tell me this,
tell me this.
Sugar Ray Leonard
versus Sugar Ray Robinson?
Sugar Ray Leonard.
- He had the speed.
- Alright-alright.
I'll give you that one.
I'll give you that one.
Now, hold up, hold up
here's a tough one right
here.
Now, how about
Rocky versus Rambo?
In the ring or in the jungle?
Mmm.
(both)
The jungle!
[imitating a jungle bird]
[instrumental music]
[theme music]
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪♪
06x12 - Boxing Helena
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Will's mom sends him away from his rough Philadelphia neighborhood to live with wealthy Uncle Phil and Aunt Vivian in Bel-Air.
Will's mom sends him away from his rough Philadelphia neighborhood to live with wealthy Uncle Phil and Aunt Vivian in Bel-Air.