08x18 - Quarantine

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Baywatch". Aired: September 22, 1989 - May 19, 2001.*
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08x18 - Quarantine

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-[Theme music playing]

-♪ Some people stand
in the darkness ♪

♪ Afraid to step
into the light ♪

♪ Some people need ♪

♪ To help somebody

♪ When the edge of
surrender's in sight ♪

♪ Don't you worry

♪ It's gonna be all right

♪ 'Cause I'm always ready

♪ I won't let you
out of my sight ♪

♪ I'll be ready

♪ I'll be ready

♪ Never you fear

♪ No don't you fear

♪ I'll be ready

♪ Forever and always

♪ I'm always here

♪ 'Cause I'm always ready

♪ I won't let you
out of my sight ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ I'll be ready

♪ I'll be ready

♪ Never you fear

♪ No don't you fear

♪ I'll be ready

♪ Forever and always

♪ I'm always here

-[Bat clinks]

♪ Under perfect weather

♪ Bring us all together

♪ Calling everybody

♪ We're gonna have a party

♪ Each and every day we

♪ Rush around like crazy

♪ Jumping every hurdle

♪ Running around in circles

♪ Don't let it get you down

♪ We can turn it all around

♪ Trade the grey for sunshine

♪ We're gonna have a good time

♪ You can hit the beach soak up the sun

♪ We have only just begun

♪ Under perfect weather

♪ Bring us all together

♪ Calling everybody

♪ We're gonna have a party

♪ We are up and ready

♪ Spending every penny

♪ Sending you a lifeline

♪ We're gonna have a good time

♪ Life is what you make it

♪ Seize the day and take it

♪ Calling everybody

♪ We're gonna have a party

♪ You can hit the beach soak up the sun

♪ We have only just begun

♪ Under perfect weather

♪ Bring us all together

-Hey, april. What's goin' on?

-It's baywatch tryouts
for the over the line team.

We're going to san
diego for labor

Day weekend for
a big tournament.

You ever play?

-Did I ever play? All
the time when I was a kid.

I mean, over the
line was my game.

-Well why don't you try out?
We still have an open spot.

-I don't know, I mean I
haven't played in awhile.

-You remember how I
mean, first line single,

Second line double,
third line home run.

-Oh, I remember.

-Ok, well then
take chris' spot.

Hey, chris, j.d.'S
goin' in for you.

-Chris: all right.

-Take the front line, see
if you got anything left.

-Oh I got plenty left.

Let's go!

-All right, take
everything you can get to.

Jordan, stay in the
middle, I'll go deep,

Call everything in the air.

All right! Let's go. Whoo!

♪ Under perfect weather

♪ Bring us all together

♪ Calling everybody

♪ We're gonna have a party

-[Grunts]

-You ok, j.d.?

-Just a little
rusty, that's all.

-Hey, don't worry about
it. You're doin' good.

It's your turn up at bat.

Come on!

-I told you I haven't
played in awhile.

-Ok, just keep your
eye on the ball.

Focus, you can do it.

Nice, easy swing.

-Chris: all you.

♪ Trade the grey for sunshine

♪ We're gonna have a good time

♪ You can hit the beach soak up the sun

♪ We have only just begun

♪ Under perfect weather

♪ Bring us all together

♪ Calling everybody

♪ We're gonna have a party

-[Engine revs]

-'Mornin'!

-April: hey! Did you
see j.d. Out there?

-Sure did, he's tryin' to
get in shape for the team.

-I hope he makes it.

-Mitch: yeah, me too.

-So did you get my
message from headquarters?

-Yeah, I did.

-Did you find someone?

-No problem-o, newmie
will be here at noon.

Can you hang on till that?

-Definitely, my
meeting's not till two.

Thanks a lot, mitch.

-If you knew you had
a meeting, why didn't

You just take the
whole day off?

-Well I just found out
about it this morning.

It was supposed to be next
week but the head buyer

Went out of town so
they moved it up.

-The head buyer? For what?

-It's a shoe company called
california lifestyles.

I had to design a line of
shoes for one of my classes

So for the heck of it, I sent
him a copy of the drawings.

They called me the next
day and wanted to meet me.

-Wow.

Congratulations.

-Well it's just
a meeting so far,

I'm not even close
to making a sale.

-Yeah, but it's a start.

All right, [snaps
fingers] I'll see ya,

I'm off to the sand and sea.

-Say hi to neely for me.

And thanks again for
letting me leave early.

-You're welcome, listen um,

Good luck, knock
em dead, huh?

-Hey uh, you missed a spot.

-Oh, the shiny one
on top of your head?

-Oh yeah, you're
killin' me, very funny.

-Hey, have you seen the
new tower assignments?

-No, I just got here.

-Read 'em and weep baby.

-You're workin'
the photo sh**t?

-It's not just a photo
sh**t, they're doing

The catalog for
barbara's boudoir.

-How'd you swing this?

-Well let's just say I'll
be washing trucks for awhile.

But it'll be worth it,
we're talking about

The sexiest models
in the world.

-[Brakes squeak]

-On my beach.

-[Scoffs]

-[Chuckles]

-[Engine sputtering]

-[Car backfires]
-oh!

Excuse me, you suppose
one of you beach jockeys

Could direct me
to your leader?

-Newmie: what?

-Yeah, I'm lookin' for a
captain mitch buck-anun.

-It's buchannon.
-Oh.

-And his office is
right up those stairs.

-Uh-huh.

-Who are you?

-Oh, I'm ed symes of symes
medical supplies, inc.

-Is he expecting you?

-Yeah, we're supposed to
meet at 10 o'clock and I hate

To be late so I will see
you beach boys later, ok.

-Hey uh ed, it's not
captain buchannon anymore.

It's lieutenant now.

-Oh, lieutenant. So he
got busted huh? For what?

Uh hey. I don't even
wanna know, all right.

He's my kinda people,
so are you guys.

I appreciate what you
do for me, thanks.

-Newmie: ed symes?

-J.d.: Good luck, mitch.

-[People talking]

-Woman: help! Help me!

-Baywatch, this is giminsky,
I got a rip pulling off

Of tower seven, I'm gonna
have to hit the water,

Please send back up.

-[Suspenseful music]

-[Splashing]

-[Swimmers gasping
and grunting]

[Swimmers coughing]

[Swimmers gasping]

-April: stay calm,
don't worry. Here,

Take the rescue can.

I'm gonna take you in.
-[Swimmer gasping]

Ok, you can stand
up now, you're safe.

-[Siren wails]

-[Radio chatter]

-[Suspenseful music]

-[Coughing and gasping]

-[Gasping and coughing]

-April: you can
walk in from here.

Be careful of the current.

Walk parallel to the
shore. I'll help you.

-[Mitch gasps]

-April: there you go.

I'll be back.

Mitch, is he ok?

-Mitch: he's unconscious.

There's one more
guy, go get him.

-[Swimmer coughing]

-Ok.

Here, take my can,
let me do the work.

-[Siren wails]

-[People talking]

-Jordan: excuse me.

-Mitch: all right, easy.
Ease him down, ease him down.

-Jordan: what happened?

-April: just rest
here, you're gonna be ok.

-Mitch: submerging.

-Jordan: how
long was he under?

-[Radio chatter]

1-2-3-4-5.

-[Jordan exhales]

-1-2-3-4-5.

-[Jordan exhales]

Mitch: 1-2-3-4-5.

-[Jordan exhales]

-We got a pulse.

-[Coughs and gurgles]

-Ok, ok, ok, easy
guy. Way to go.

-Is he all right?

-He seems to be.

-We need a call-cart
in here, huh?

-It's on the way
back from malibu.

I've called the paramedics,
but they're tied up

In an accident on
the coast highway.

-Mitch: all right.
Get me a blanket.

-He doesn't look
so good mitch.

Why is he shaking like that?
[Victim gasping]

-Lifeguard: here you go.
-Mitch: all right.

Let's get him up
to headquarters,

Put him in the
back of the truck.

-April: ok. Up, up, up.

-Mitch: come on
guy, there you go.

All right, easy.

-[Wheezing]

-Mitch, why is he
wheezing like that?

-It sounds like
he's aspirating,

He must've taken
in a lot of water.

-I thought he wasn't
submerged that long.

-He was down long enough.

All right, keep him in
an upright position.

Keep the o2 flowing
and monitor his

Vital signs till the
call-cart gets here.

-No problem.

-April see anybody come
into the beach with him?

-She couldn't find anybody,
no one contacted headquarters.

He must have
come by himself.

[Phone ringing]
-hey, joe!

Get in here and
give me a hand.

Stay with him,
stay with him.

-[Radio chatter]

-Uh, pardon me. How much longer
do you think it's gonna be?

-Give me a break
here, will ya?

I told you, they just
brought in an emergency case.

If I were you,
I'd reschedule.

-Hey, reschedule is not a part
of my vocabulary, all right?

Say, but you know, I don't
get to the beach that often,

I suppose I can hang around
just a little longer.

-[Scoffs] great.

-You know, I don't
believe I caught your name.

-J.d.

-Hey, one of them initial boys,
huh? What's that stand for?

Juvenile delinquent?

-That's not funny, ed.

-All right, all
right, all right.

Hey listen, when you get
done sweepin' out here maybe

You go over and hose down
the pinto for me. [Chuckles]

-[Siren wailing]

-Mitch, he's burning up.

A minute ago, his
body was ice-cold.

-We need to get ahold
of this guy's family.

Check the beach
for any of his

Belongings, see if
we can find an i.d.

-[Victim speaking
foreign language]

-I can't tell what that
language is, can you?

-You speak english?
Can you speak english?

-Mitch, mitch, look
out. I think he's gonna--

-[Victim vomiting]

-Mitch, call-cart's here.

Aw yuck!

-[Engine revs]
-[siren blaring]

-Jordan: wow,
that was intense.

-Mitch: that's
putting it mildly.

-Hey, mitch, look what
newmie just turned in.

Think it belongs to our boy.

There's a name
inside, omar oghozi.

-Man: yeah, they
reassigned it.

-Woman: oh, all right.

-Hey.

-April: how's the victim?

-Well they just rushed
him to the hospital.

-April: was he that bad?

-I'll let mitch tell you.
-[Phone ringing]

-April: I wanna
show you somethin'.

-Uh, excuse me. You're
not gonna introduce me?

Guess not.

-Who's that?

-Some medical supply
salesman, evidently

He has an appointment
with mitch.

-Jordan: well what's
with all these shoes?

-They're my samples, I have
a meeting this afternoon

With a big shoe company and
hopefully they'll market 'em.

-Jordan: you made these?

-I designed 'em.
What do you think?

-Oh april, these are
gorgeous. You are so talented.

You know, I'd buy
them in a second.

-[Phone ringing]

-You know, maybe
you and I should get

Into bed here on this
little shoe deal.

-I beg your pardon?

-Well I carry a full line of
corn planes, bunion cushions,

Pumice stones, everything
for the feet. [Chuckles]

-I don't think so.

-Hey, you know you look
like you do a lot of running.

You ever have your ankle
swell up like a blow fish?

'Cause I got just the thing
for you here, look at this.

Lanz-o-cain, this is
anti-itch, anti-inflammatory,

Non-aerosol, [clears throat]
you want me to demonstrate?

Here, look at
what else I got.

I got this little fungus
spray for the toes.

I could just,
what? They're gone.

[Sniffs] whoo.

-Donna: what are you doing?

-I'm getting ready for
barbara's boudoir photo sh**t.

-You really think
one of those models

Is gonna go for a lifeguard?

Gimme a break.

-Hey, you never know,
donna. Might get lucky.

-Well just in case
you don't get lucky,

I may have an extra ticket to
the stones concert tonight.

-J.d.: The rolling stones?

-V.i.p. Passes.
-[Phone ringing]

-J.d.: Yeah!

-Man: phone
mitch. Sounds important.

-Yeah, I got it. Buchannon.

Yeah, I was involved
in the rescue.

You're kidding me.
Well for how long?

-Mitch, what's goin' on?

-No, no, I understand that.

We'll do whatever's
necessary, but for how long?

I'll be talkin'
to ya, right?

Bye.

-Donna: who was it?

-The county board of health.

-What do they want?

-They just put us
under quarantine, nobody

Can leave or
enter the building.

-You mean we're
stuck in here?

-Until when?

-Till they can figure
out what the hell's wrong

With omar oghozi.

-[Suspenseful piano music]

-[All yelling]

-I don't know!

Shut up!

We all start becoming
totally hysterical,

The board of health said it's
strictly a precautionary move.

Nobody is in serious danger.

-Well what's with omar?
What's his condition?

-He's in intensive care,
the doctors said he's

A recent immigrant
who could possibly

Be carrying a
contagious disease.

-Oh my god.

-Hang on a second. It's
one in a million sh*t.

They just want to be sure.

-Well what kind of a disease?
-Ed: yeah.

-They don't know, they're
running blood tests even as we

Speak, should get
the results from the

Lab in a couple of hours.

-A couple of hours,
mitch I have to

Be downtown in 20 minutes.

-In the meantime,
they want to isolate

Anyone who might've
been exposed.

-We're all gonna die.

-Get away from me!
Who is this guy?

-You don't wanna know.

-Mitch, I wasn't exposed. I
didn't even see the victim.

-Doesn't make any
difference, nobody leaves here

Until the board of health
gives us the green light.

-I can't miss this meeting.

-Donna: well who
actually came

Into contact
with the victim?

-Ed: yeah.

-Well, mitch brought
him out of the water

But I was the one who
gave him mouth-to-mouth.

-Lifeguard: oh...
-Hang on a second.

It doesn't mean you were
exposed, or anybody else.

Look, it's no big
deal, just calm down.

-It's not a big deal?

I mean when was the last
time we got quarantined?

-It's not as if we
have a choice here.

It's only an hour or
two, so make the most

Of it, just find
something to do.

-Hey, mitch, you know
since we got a little time

To k*ll here I thought maybe
this would give you a chance

To get some of
the real ed symes.

-Oh, not now, ed.

-Hey, mitch, look, the only
thing keeping your little

Band-aid dispensary
here from becomin'

A first-class medical
facility is inventory,

And see, that's
where I come in.

I sell everything from neck
braces to even hemorrhoid donuts

I got cold-packs, hot-packs,
backpacks and look,

I can get you whatever you
want whenever you need it

At the unheard of price
at 20% below wholesale.

-You got ear plugs?

-Are you kiddin' me?

Earplugs, come over here,
take a look at this.

Take a look at
this, all right.

Well, actually this right here,
I got number two earplugs,

You're about a number two
ear canal, so I'm gonna

Stick a b in there,
I could stick an a in

But I'm gonna try the
b on there and, what?

-[Mysterious classical music]

-[Case thuds]

-Lifeguard: I think we
should just all relax.

-Lifeguard: yeah, but
we don't know what it is.

-[Phone ringing]

-[Door creaks]

-Lifeguard: full bottles,
and we're covered on the swabs.

-[Seagulls cawing]

-Tech: back inside,
no one's allowed out.

-Wait, wait, wait, wait,
no, I've got a meeting.

No, I'm almost there. Ah!

-Photographer: ok ladies,
let's go, looks good.

-Model: [laughs] thanks.

-[Slow trumpet music]

-Photographer: big smile,
you're havin' lots of fun.

All right. Right this
way, you stay here please.

-This is newman at tower
seven, this photo sh**t is just

About ready to
start, where's j.d.?

-He won't be making it.

-Newmie on phone: how come?

-Well because headquarters
is under quarantine.

-Quarantine? What happened?

-It's a long story, the
bottom line is you're gonna

Have to handle the
photo sh**t yourself.

Try to keep your
eyes on the water.

-No problem.
-[Phone receiver clanks]

-[Caution tape crinkling]

-[Staple g*n thumps]

-[People talking]

-Man, of all the days
to get quarantined.

-[Exhales sharply]

-Hey, what's goin' on?

-It's the barbara
boudoir photo sh**t.

-Barbara boudoir? Wait,
that's my favorite catalog.

Wow, holy hooters man, where's
the zoom on this thing?

-Gimme those.

-What's the deal, man?

-It's for official use only.

-Didn't your mother
ever teach you to share?

-[Exhales sharply] nope.

-Well, he-he-he-he.

-♪ She's got moves beyond compare

♪ She's like a lightening strike with
golden hair ♪

♪ Got a smile - makes me weak

♪ She's a hot rod woman on a winning
streak ♪

♪ Oh yeah

♪ You know you look so good

♪ Oh yeah

♪ Your shining like you should

♪ Straight outta hollywood

♪ Yeah yeah

♪ Straight outta hollywood

♪ Yeah yeah

♪ You're the dream

♪ I never want to wake from

♪ One look at me and I'm taken away

♪ Oh yeah

♪ You know you look so good

♪ Oh oh

♪ Your shining like you should

♪ Straight outta hollywood

♪ Yeah yeah

♪ Straight outta hollywood

♪ Yeah yeah

♪ Straight outta hollywood

♪ Yeah yeah

♪ Straight outta hollywood

♪ Yeah yeah

-Excuse me, excuse me.

-Lifeguard: hey.
-Ed: oh, sorry.

What's for lunch?

-Lunch?

-Yeah, I've been up since
4:30 and all I've had

Is a breakfast burrito
and some peanuts.

Uh, I'm kinda
runnin' on fumes.


-Maybe if you feed
him, he'll shut up.

-Ok, well we've
got cereal, muffins,

Rice cakes, balance bars--

-I was kinda hopin'
for a pastrami sandwich.

-Ok, well why don't
you just try this.

Maybe this might
tide you over.

-Oh good. Ah, look at this.
[Wrapper crinkles]

Balance bar.

Mm, man this is good.

-[Wrappers crinkling]

Tastes like my mother's
pancakes. Now these are good.

I'm gonna take a few of
these. Nobody will even see.

-[Phone ringing]

-Another two to four hours?
You got to be kidding.

-[Scoffs] two to four hours.

-No way, I'm not
missing the stones.

-I realize you've gotta
be absolutely certain,

Just let me know the minute
the test results come in.

I'm not sure I can be
cooped up here much longer.

-Mitch, this is
crazy. What's going on?

-The results of the first
test are inconclusive,

They're just running
a second set of tests.

-Donna: oh god,
what are they doing?

-Mitch: they said they
don't wanna send a doctor in

So they are monitoring
us by video.

-J.d.: Why?

-Mitch: to see if
anyone is starting to

Show symptoms similar
to the victim's.

-Mitch, this is really
serious, isn't it?

-They tracked omar's
family down, he's from the

Ogaden region in
northeast africa.

-Northern africa,
that's where they

Had the outbreak
of the ebola virus.

-Yes, but this is
not the ebola virus.

-April: well what is it?

-They don't know what it is.
They don't know what it is.

-Well maybe they
just won't tell.

Maybe it's the bubonic plague
or maybe they're flesh-eating

Bacteria or something,
or maybe it's...

Oh man, I knew I should-a
stayed in phone sales.

-Hey, mitch, better
come and check this out.

Look at the size
of those waves.

Hope newmie can
see those swells.

-Photographer:
yeah, that's perfect.

All right girls, excellent.
-[Models laughing]

-[Intense classical music]

-Photographer: little
more smile.

Fantastic. Excellent, girls.

-Hey, you guys, we
got large surf coming

In and I need
you off the jetty.

Off the jetty! Now!

-[Models scream]

-Woman: they fell off the
rocks! Did you see that?

-[Models gasping]

[Splashing and groaning]

-Model: help! Help us!

-Model: help! Over here!

-Newmie: stay calm.
I got you, it's ok.

Stay away from the
rocks. Hold on to my can.

-Model: can you
carry all of us in?

-Newmie: I mean
my rescue can.

-[Models gasping]

-Whoa.

-Newmie: hold onto my
arm. Walk slowly. That's it.

-Man, can you believe
this guy's luck?

-[Models coughing]

-Yeah, it's always
the bald guys.

-Model: there he is!
Good thing you were there.

-Newmie: hey,
just doin' my job.

-[Models laughing]

I appreciate your gratitude.

-I think I'm gonna be sick.

-Sick? Hey, he's got it!

Did you hear what he
said? He's gonna be sick.

-No, that's not what
I meant you idiot.

No way, I was talkin' about
newmie and the models.

I'm not sick.

-Hey, hey, here.
Videotape him. He's sick!

-You're getting on my nerves!

-Hey look, he's
foamin' at the mouth.

He's got hoof and
mouth disease.

-Shut up already!

-Ed: or mad cow!

-Hey, hey, take it easy.

He's not worth it.

-I won't forget that remark.

-[Models laughing]
-newmie: it's ok.

Really, that's nice. Thank
you. Oh really, come on.

Please, I'm the only
lifeguard on duty.

Though I will be getting off
soon, any of you girls hungry?

-Model: yeah. [Laughs]

-Yeah? All right.
It's just the way I am.

I guess I can't help it.

-I mean, that
should be me. Man.

-♪ Would a, should a, could a, ohhh ♪

♪ It should've been you

♪ All tanned up

♪ You're so strong

♪ So man up

♪ And go long

♪ Would a, should a, could a, ohhh

♪ It could've been you ♪

♪ Would a, should a, could a, ohhh

♪ It should've been you

♪ Would a, should a, could a, ohhh

♪ It could've been you

♪ Would a, should a, could a, ohhh

♪ It should've been you

♪ Would a, should a, could a, ohhh

♪ It could've been you ♪

-Hi, this is april
giminsky again.

Where am i?

Stuck in traffic.

Yes, I've been stuck in
traffic all afternoon.

I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to yell.

-[Lifeguards chatting]

-Green nail polish?

-It's mick's favorite color.

-Are we gonna make
this concert or what?

-Oh god, I forgot to
tell you neely called.

-Baby's not sick
so um, I guess

I don't have that extra
ticket after all. Sorry.

Guess this hasn't been a
very good day for you, huh?

-Can't see how it
could get any worse.

-[Knocking]

-Hey, j.d.!

-What? What?

-What's the name of that new
fish restaurant in the marina?

-The black whale.

-That's right.

Hey, listen, if you get
out of here in time,

Why don't you come join us?

-Get out of my sight,
newmie, will ya?

-See ya.
-Model: bye.

-All right, listen
up everybody, I just
got off the phone

With the board of health,
they are virtually

Certain the victim
has meningitis.

-Lifeguard:
meningitis? What's that?

-Donna: can't that be fatal?

-Yes, if it's viral meningitis
but they're pretty sure it's

Bacterial meningitis
which is not

Contagious and
easily treatable.

-What do you mean,
"pretty sure?"

-They have to run
one more test

Which takes about 10 minutes.

-Hey, 10 minutes! We're
outta here in 10 minutes!

-Uh, hang on! We're not.

-You just said the test
would take 10 minutes.

-I know, but the lab
is closed and doesn't

Open up until
tomorrow morning.

-You mean we have to
spend the night here?

-I'm afraid so.

-It's gonna be a
night to remember.

-[Shower water running]

Oh dear lord. Dear god,
let me live through this.

Oh my god.

-[Lifeguards talking]

Hello ladies!

-[Ladies screaming]

-You're supposed to wear a
bathing suit in the shower!

-Nobody told me that!

-[All chattering]

-What song do you
think they opened with?

-"Gimme shelter."
No, "start me up."

-Mitch: no,
"jumpin' jack flash."

They always open with
"jumpin' jack flash."

-Who'd neely wind
up going with?

-Uh, cody.

-Who's watching ashley?

-Hobie.

-You know you guys are like
this family all of a sudden.

It's really cool.

-Well, I sure do like
these accommodations here.

Yeah, very posh.

You could've put a little mint
there on the pillow. [Laughs]

Hey, you're not gonna sleep
in your shoes there, are you?

-Mitch: what?

-Uh, that's not a good idea,
no. Your feet gotta breathe.

See you sleep like that
and the fungus will set in

On your toes and the next
thing you know, you got the--

-Go to bed, ed!

-All right [clears
throat]. All right.

Hey, anybody know
any bedtime stories?

We got any old scouts here?

Yeah, I know one about this
monkey's paw, this little--

-Go to bed, ed!

-Ed: aw, I said I will.

-I can't believe I
blew my big chance.

I'll never have another
meeting, at least

Not with
california lifestyles.

-No, april. Will you
just stop whining?

You are such a
talented designer.

If they don't take you, I
guarantee you someone else will.

-You really think so?

-Yes.

-Uh, no.

Actually, she's just tryin'
to make you feel better.

I mean, you're gonna have
a hard job givin' some

Of those away, I mean
those colors and stuff.

What were you
thinkin', really?

-Well, ed, did
you see this one?

-What? No, hey
wait! Come on!

-Or how about this one?

-Ed: hey no,
just a minute. Hey!

-[All grumbling]

Ed: mitch, tell
them to stop!

-Mitch: I'm outta here.

-Ed: wait, would
you stop that?

Mitch!

-♪ You like the way I move

♪ You like the way I dance

♪ Around you baby oh

♪ You don't stand a chance

♪ So show me what you've got

♪ I'll show you what you need

♪ Come on honey, I will be your fantasy

♪ Come on come on over here

♪ Oh yeah

♪ You be my sugar bear

♪ I'll be your everything

♪ I love a strong man who's not afraid to
live the dream ♪

♪ My heart is b*ating fast

♪ You make me wanna dance

♪ So tell me honey do you wanna take a
chance ♪

♪ Come on come on over here♪

-[Models laughing]

♪ I'll be your real life fantasy

♪ Come on and live the dream touch me I'm
real ♪

♪ I'll give you a thrill

♪ I'll be your real life fantasy

♪ I'll give you everything, living it up

♪ And living the dream

♪ I'll be your real life fantasy

♪ Come on and live the dream touch me I'm
real ♪

♪ I'll give you a thrill

♪ I'll be your real life fantasy

♪ I'll give you everything

♪ Living it up and living the dream

♪ Yeah yeah yeah

♪ Just living the dream

♪ Yeah yeah yeah

♪ Just living the dream

♪ Yeah yeah yeah

♪ Just living the dream

♪ I'll be your real life fantasy ♪

♪ Yeah yeah yeah

♪ Just living the dream

♪ Yeah yeah yeah

♪ Just living the dream

-[Ed snoring]

[Snoring]

-Newmie, what are
you doing here?

You're gonna be exposed.

-Oh, the quarantine was
lifted two hours ago.

-What?

-Oh yeah. Well, turned
out, it wasn't meningitis.

It was just a allergic
reaction, somethin' he ate.

You guys are all fine.

-And you waited
this long to tell us?

-Well, you looked
all so peaceful,

I didn't wanna wake you.

-Peaceful?

-[All yelling]

-April: thank goodness,
I can go to the meeting.

-J.d.: See ya.

-Jordan: it feels
so good to be outside.

-You outta here?

-Yeah, here are the tower
assignments for today

And tomorrow, believe me, I
need an extra day to recover.

-Recover from what?

-From ed.

-[Laughs] right.

Listen before you go, I
want you to meet a couple

Of our exchange
lifeguards from england.

Lisa and brendan.

-Mitch: welcome to baywatch.

-Hi, it's nice to meet
you. It's so gorgeous here.

-Well thanks.

-Hey man. How are
you doing, mate?

-Hi, enjoy yourselves.
Show 'em around huh?

-Linda: thank
you, see you later.

-Mitch?
-Mitch: yeah?

-Ed: hang on just a second.

Listen, maybe I'm not
cut out to be a salesman,

I really don't think I am, but
I could be a lifeguard, see?

I'm good in the water
and I know you give

Those tests every year,
and then I could--

-Hold it! Hold it!
Hold it! No, no, no!

Ok, ok, I will take a case
of antiseptic spray and uh--

-Rubber gloves?
-Mitch: rubber gloves and--

-Resuscitators?

-Mitch: a dozen resuscitators!

Newmie will take your order.

-Ed: where's newmie?

-Here I come!
-Ed: ok.

Hey newmie. Newmie!
Hey, newmie!

Newmie! Newmie!

-[End theme plays]
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