09x05 - The Natural

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Baywatch". Aired: September 22, 1989 - May 19, 2001.*
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Revolves around a team of lifeguards and their personal relationships along with the dangers of the ocean.
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09x05 - The Natural

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-[Determined rock music]

-[Grunts]

-[Woeful orchestral music]

-Rescuer: [breathing heavily]

[Grunts]

[Breathing heavily]

-[Slowly swelling
electronic music]

-Surfer: [gasps]

-J.d.: Are you okay?

-Surfer: what happened?
How did I get here?

-J.d.: I was about to
ask you the same thing.

-[Coughs repeatedly]

-J.d.: Let's go
check you out. Come on.

-[Opening theme playing]

-♪ Some people stand
in the darkness ♪

♪ Afraid to step
into the light ♪

♪ Some people need
to help somebody ♪

♪ When the edge of
surrender's in sight ♪

♪ Don't you worry

♪ It's gonna be all right

♪ 'Cause I'm always ready

♪ I won't let you
out of my sight ♪

♪ I'll be ready

♪ I'll be ready

♪ Never you fear

♪ Oh, don't you fear

♪ I'll be ready

♪ Forever and always

♪ I'm always here

-J.d.: Ugh, I
just don't get it.

So he's already
laid out on the sand

When you got there.

-And there was no
one else around?

-Nobody.

-He couldn't have gotten
out of the water by himself?

-No, he was
barely conscious.

He didn't even
know what happened.

-It was probably
just another surfer.

-Yeah, but why
would he split?

-Wave rage.

Probably knocked
the guy out

And didn't want to be
around when he woke up.

-Mitch: okay, role
call. Listen up!

Everybody in the lounge!
Big day ahead of us!

Big swells. El niño
is at it again.

-Hey, mitch can I talk
to you for a second?

-Yeah, sure.

-Listen, I realize
that I was hired here

As an
administrative consultant,

However just so you know
I did not take this job

So I could be chained
to a desk all day.

-Ah, your point being?

-My point being is
when do I get a tower?

-A tower?

-Yeah, or any other meaningful
assignment for that matter.

I mean, for instance, I could
ride in the call car with you.

-Ah, well bridget is
a certified paramedic.

-Yeah, well so am i.

-Oh yeah, right. I know.

-You know what, mitch?
You are not being fair.

I mean, you want
me to prove myself,

But you're not
giving me a chance.

-Coffee? Okay, listen up
everybody! Tower assignments.

J.d., Tower 17, cody you're
at zuma, ingrid you're--

-Alex: hang on, hang on.

Before you get
into all that,

I wanna introduce
you guys to someone.

Now as you know, when
I came to baywatch,

I told you you could
expect some changes

Around here, right?

Now I know there's a few of
you who derive great pleasure

From mopping the floors,
cleaning the showers,

And washing your towels
and your swim suits.

-Oh, yeah. We love it.

-Anyway, I happen to believe
that a lifeguard's job

Is hard enough without
doing all the grunt work

Around headquarters.

That is why I have hired
a new maintenance manager.

Everybody, I want you
to meet jessica owens.

-Hey, everybody.

-[All enthusiastically
greeting]

-[Laughs]

-So if you guys have any
other ideas or suggestions

You know my door is
always open, okay?

-Always open!

J.d., Do me a favor, hand
out the tower assignments.

Step into my
office, please.

Where in the budget
did you find the money

For a maintenance manager?

-It's one of the many
things I am qualified to do.

-Ed symes is my name,
medical supplies is my game.

I have some complimentary
thermometers for all of you.

And you'll notice my email
address is right here on the back.

I thought maybe you and
I could log on together

Some night, sweetheart.

-Here, you need this
because you're obviously

Out of your
mind with fever.

-[Laughs] yeah.

Ladies and gentlemen, what
you see here is the future.

All these medical supplies
are state-of-the-art.

I'm gonna do a little
demonstration here.

I need your leg, doll face,
if that'd be okay.

This leg is...

[Whimpers]

Uh, gorgeous, but, uh,

For the purpose of this
demonstration it's broken.

You with me?

-Your hands. Take them off
my leg or they're broken.

-Mitch: ed?

-Hey, mitch! How goes it?

-I thought I made it
perfectly clear I never wanted

To see your face around
here again, ever!

-Oh, come on mitch.

Let's not let a few little
personality differences

Come between
us and business.

I'm gonna make you
the best-equipped emergency medical unit

On the beach.
-We already are.

-Oh no, man, your stuff
is yesterday's news.

My stuff is the
wave of the future

And it can all be yours.

-Yeah, right. In
exchange for what?

-Well, I need to field
test some of my equipment

On, uh, the call car.

-[Laughs falsely]
in a word, no.

-Oh, come on. No
strings, no obligation!

-No way.

-Hey, mitch!

I need you to sign
some paperwork

Before you take
off, all right?

-Hey, who's the new babe?

-Uh, you don't
want to mess with...

On second thought,
this might present

A very interesting
opportunity.

-So now you want me to
go out on the call car?

-Yep.

-May I ask why the
sudden change of heart?

-Well, I realized that
keeping you cooped up

At headquarters was a tremendous
waste of your talents.

-Wow, we finally agree on
something. That's great.

-We do.

Alex ryker, ed symes.

-Hey sugarplum, why
don't you hop on in

And take a ride
with daddy here?

I'll let you ride
shotgun [laughs]

-[Laughs teasingly]

-Ed: now don't keep
me waiting, cupcake.

I got a lonely lap here.

-Cody: we've got the
whole weekend, you know?

-J.d.: I don't know, man,
I have to think about it.

-Jessie: hey, guys!
-Cody: hey.

-J.d.: Hey, jessica.

-Oh, you can
call me jessie.

-Jessie owens? Any
relation to the original?

-Actually, my dad was
a track and field nut

And jessie owens
was his hero.

-Yeah, mine too.

Four olympic gold medals
is pretty hard to top.

-True.

-Name's cody.

-Hey.

-J.d.

-It's nice to meet you.
-Welcome to baywatch.

-Thanks.

-Cody: so how does a girl
like you become a, uh--

-Janitor? [Laughs]

Actually, I'm starting
my own business.

Just in case you
guys ever need anyone

To clean your
apartments or whatever.

I'm always looking
for new clients.

-Cody: well, you
know as a matter of---
j.d.: Well, actually--

-Jessie, wait!

-What?

-[Shrieking]

-There might be...

-[Gasps]

-Someone down there.

-Jessie: oh my
gosh! I'm so sorry!

-Do you mind?

-Oh, no.
Sorry. [Chuckles]

Hey, no tan line on
your finger, huh?

-I beg your pardon?

-Uh, no wedding ring.

Guess you must be
flying solo, huh?

-Uh, yeah. Yeah.

-What a waste of
a beautiful woman.

I'm single too you know.

Hard to believe
though, isn't it?

-Well, not really.

Um, do you think you could
move over that way a little?

-Oh, yeah. A little.

-You know this
could be kismet,

The two of you
meeting like this.

-I don't think so.

-You know the big
guy could be right.

-You two have a lot in common.
-Really?

-Yeah.
-Like what?

-Ed: well, we're both
romantically untangled.

We're both hands-on
kind of people.

We both have guys' names.

-Mitch: [chortles]

-You set me up, didn't you?
-Me? Set you up? No.

All I know is you're the one
who wanted to ride in the car.

-Headquarters,
we're coming in.

We're low on fuel. We have
a 201 coming down on--

-Alex: headquarters,
cancel that traffic.

This goes out
to everybody.

-Ed: I'm sorry.

Hey, what are all these
little switches over here? Like this one.

-[Siren whoops]
-alex: just--

-[Siren wailing]

-Keep your hands
in your pockets.

-All right.

-Those are my pockets.

-Alex: look, put your hands right here
-[chuckling]

And don't move.

-I will.

-Alex: thank you.

-[Dramatic, slow
orchestral music]

-[Breathing heavily]

-Cody: dude, so what
do you think about vegas

This weekend?

-J.d.: Sounds good.

I'll let you know
after I talk to mitch.

-Cody: see if
he wants to go.

Whoa, whoa, stop!

J.d., I think we got
a jumper on the pier!

-[Dramatic music swelling]

-J.d.: It's jessie!

What the hell is
she doing up there?

-Jessie! Back
away from the edge.

Jessie, let's
talk about it!

It can't be that bad. You
don't want to do this!

-J.d.: I think
she's gonna do it.

-Let's go!

-J.d.: Jessie, get back!

-Cody: don't jump!

-[Dramatic orchestral music]

-Jessie: how'd that look?

Get it?

-Got it!

-All right! Thanks!

What are you guys
doing out here?

-We were just about to
ask you the same question.

-[Laughs] I'm putting
my reel together.

I'm training to
be a stuntwoman.

-Ah, that's cool.
-Yeah!

-Yeah, except it's, uh, it's
illegal to jump off the pier.

-You guys aren't gonna
tell on me, are you?

-We'll let it go this time.

-Thanks.

Listen, I gotta get
back to headquarters,

'Cause my lunch
break's almost over.

Thanks again,
you guys! See ya!

-[Whistles]

-[Siren wailing]

-Boy: [groaning]

-I think his
arm is broken.

-Okay, let's take
a look here.

-Ed: excuse me.
Excuse me, please.

-Yeah, we gotta
immobilize that.

-Excuse me [grunts]

Hi, sweetcakes.

-What's he doing here?

-Don't ask.

-Hey, big guy.

You oughta try my
new triangle bandage.

Cutting edge technology,
multipurpose.

It cures separations,
dislocations.

It even cures hiccups.

-We're doing fine here.

-Yeah, well you oughta
at least give it a look.

It makes your little splint
there look like a swizzle stick.

You said we could field
test my inventory.

-For god sakes, will
you stop whining?

You wanna try it on
somebody, try it on alex.

-Excuse me? I have no
desire to be a guinea pig.

-Why not?

You said you wanted to be
part of the team, didn't you?

-[Scoffs]

-Ed: this baby is
designed to hold the arm

Against the body.

-Actually, I think my hand
is supposed to be inside.

-Ed: all right, well that, that'll help.
It's a little tricky.

This is a new technology.

I think you need
another one here

For a little
vertical support.

By the way, these are
all anatomically correct.

They've all been run
through a computer

And they're good
to 5,000 pounds.

-Is this who you buy your
medical supplies from?

-This goes right
around here like this.

-Okay.

-And then just
come around here...

Like this.
-Alex: all right. That's good.

That's enough.
That's fine. That's good.

Very good. Thank you.

-Okay guys, get him over
to santa monica general.

Get him an x-ray. All
right, guys. Thanks.

Good job, all right?
-Yep.

-Ed: then you just
put slot a into slot b.

-Do you have any idea
what you're doing?

-There. What
do you think?

-[Chuckles]

-I think you're
a complete moron.

Ugh!

-That was way--

-Yeah, I know what you mean.

-Jessie: hey! You guys
have a good day out there?

-Exhausting might
be a better word.

-Oh, well, um, I
restocked the towels

And put some new
soap in the shower.

The old ones
were kind of yucky.

-Thanks.

-Y'all aren't still mad about
that bucket thing are you?

-Course not.

-Hey, jessie.

-Hey! Watch
out, it's wet!

Oh god!
-[Cody groans]

-Oh, let me help.
Are you okay?

-Oh, yeah.
-I'm so sorry.

-Jessie, have you seen
our black bathing suits?

-Yeah, I put them
in the dryer.

They should be
done by now.

I am so sorry. Are
you gonna be okay?

-I'll be fine.

-Are you sure?
-Mm-hmm.

-I guess I should
have put that thing up.

-That might be a
good idea. [Moans]

-[Sighs]

-If ed symes even shows
his face around here again,

I'm gonna get a restraining
order. I mean it.

That guys a jerk!

-I saw some sparks
between you two.

-Oh, you know what?
That is not even funny.

-Yes it was. It was very funny.
-Sheryl: um, guys?

-Bridget: we really
need to talk about

Our new
maintenance manager.

-Why? What happened?

-Oh.

-Great.

-["Girl on fire" by inxs]

♪ She's lightning without the thunder

♪ Better watch out, she'll take you under


♪ Mayday mayday when she's coming through


♪ Mayday mayday nothin' you can do

♪ She'll show you wha you've been needin'


♪ Better watch out, she'll leave you
bleedin' ♪

♪ Mayday mayday when she's coming through


♪ Mayday mayday nothin' you can do

♪ She's a dangerous woman

♪ She's a dangerous woman

♪ She's a dangerous woman

♪ Keep you running for your life, look out


♪ She'll make you light up with wonder

♪ Just one glance, you're going' under

♪ Mayday mayday when she's coming through


♪ Mayday mayday nothin' you can do

♪ She'll show you wha you've been needin'


♪ Better watch out, she'll leave you
bleedin' ♪

♪ Mayday mayday when she's coming through


♪ Mayday mayday nothin' you can do

♪ She's a dangerous woman

♪ She's a dangerous woman

♪ She's a dangerous woman

♪ Keep you running for your life

♪ She's a dangerous woman

♪ She's a dangerous woman

♪ She's a dangerous woman

♪ Keep you running for your life, look
out ♪

♪ She's a dangerous woman

♪ Keep you running for your life

-Jason! Come back here!

No running!

Beth, don't get
too close the edge.

Jason, come back here!

Come on over here!

Come on!

-I think I caught
something!

-Jason, get back here.
We have to stay together.

No running!
-[Laughs excitedly]

Mommy! Help! Help!

-Beth! Jason, stay here!

-Beth: help!
Help! Mommy! Help!

[Beth crying for help]

-Beth! Beth! Beth,
where are you?

Beth! Beth!

-Help! [Choking
and spluttering]

[Crying] mommy!

-[Intense orchestral music]

-Jessie: hold on!

Don't worry, I got you.

-[Beth gasping]

-[Jessie grunts]

-Mommy!

-Oh, look at you!
Oh, you're bleeding!

How did you get here?

-The girl saved me.

-What girl?

-Her.

Where did she go? [Cries]

-[Alex yawns]

-Late night last night?

-I was in bed by 10 but I
just didn't get much sleep.

-Really?

-Yeah, I kept having
nightmares about ed symes.

That guy is such a creep.

I have never met such an
obnoxious, sleazy lecher

In my entire life.

Thank god I will never
have to see him--

-Ed: hey!
-Alex: again.

-Hi lamb chop! Ready
to rock and roll?

-Oh, man. [Scoffs]

-Mitch: well, he really didn't
get a chance to field test

All of his products.

-Come to papa, sweet
cheeks. [Laughs]

-[Sighs]
I'm driving.

-Ed: I love a woman
who takes charge.

-Help! Lifeguard, stop!

-Alex: hey, look.

Don't move, ed.

Don't even twitch.

-What happened?

-My daughter fell
off the jetty.

We were out
fishing and my son

Was chasing
the birds and--

-Alex: you okay now?

-Yeah, just cold.

-Take a look at these
scratches on her arm, mitch.

You must have got
'em on the rocks.

-Did you swim in
all by yourself?

-That's what's weird.

Beth said some
girl helped her in,

But when I looked around
I didn't see anyone.

-Maybe it was a mermaid.

-Yeah, or maybe it was
j.d.'S phantom lifeguard.

Let's get you
to the truck.

You got some
nasty scratches.

-Come on, big
guy. Come on.

-Oh. Uh.
[Laughs nervously]

-[Slow romantic music]

-Come here.

-[Slow, romantic
guitar music]

Jessie! Jessie!

Jessie!
-Oh, um.

Oh, I'm
sorry. I was. I mean.

I didn't know that, that
you were [laughs nervously]

-It's okay. It's
a coed shower.

-Oh. Oh, it is? Oh.

-Well, of course you
have to have your suit on.

Otherwise, no one would
ever get to the beach.

-I can see why.

Uh. Uh. [Laughs nervously]

Can I get you some soap
or, no, uh, shampoo?

Or a towel, or--

-No, I'm fine. Thanks.

So what's happening
with your stunt reel?

Oh! I just sent it
in to billy ness.

-Who's billy ness?

-He's the biggest stunt
coordinator in hollywood.

I can't wait. If I get
in with him, I'm set.

-[People chattering]

-[Seagulls squawking]

-[Tense, soft
instrumental music]

-You know, mitch, I saw
a guy on the beach once,

He was all blowed up.

They thought it
was a bee sting.

Turns out it was just gas.

He'd been eating salami.

-Oh.

-Sheryl: 205, this
is sheryl. Come in.

-This is 205, sheryl.

-A jogger just
collapsed on the sand.

He's holding his left arm.

I'm thinking possible
heart att*ck.

-10-4, Responding code r.

-[Strong instrumental music]

-[Siren wailing]

-Someone's coming.

-Is he okay?

-Yeah, I'm all right.

I was just telling the young
lady here not to worry.

-Sheryl: he says it's
just a cramp in his arm. No heart att*ck.

-Man: I'm strong as an ox.

I work out five
times a week.

-[Defibrillator buzzes]

-Clear!

-No, no, no, no, no!

-[High-pitched
electric buzzing]

-[Grunting] no, no, no.

-[Gasps]

-Ed!

-Defibrillator: check pulse.
-Uh oh.

-Defibrillator: if
no pulse, give cpr.

-Sheryl: oh, great.

-Ed: oh man, oh man.
-He's breathing.

Come on, mitch.
-Man: why'd you do that?

-Because he's an idiot.

-I'll just give him one of these.
-Come on, mitch.

What are you doing, ed?

-These are smelling salts.
-No! Geez, ed! God.

-Woo!

Come on, buddy.

-Get out of there, ed!

-[Moaning]

-Come on, buddy.
-You all right?

-Come on, buddy.

-Am i... Am I dead?

-No, big guy.

-Too bad for you.
I'm gonna k*ll him!

-I'm gonna k*ll him!
-Stay there.

I'm gonna k*ll him!

-Stay there. Let him go.

-Mitch: I don't like him.
- Alex: come on.

I really don't like that guy.
Lay back. Relax.

-Mitch: am I smoking?

-[Dispatcher talking
over radio]

-Here you go.
You're rattling.

-You'd rattle too if
somebody sh*t you up

With 20,000 volts.

-You're still rattling.

-Care for a mint?

I don't have
any breath left.

-So what do you think
about your friend, ed, now?

-Oh, please. Don't
rub it in, huh?

-What do you
want to about him?

-[Powerful guitar riff]

-[Siren whooping]

-Mitch: ed, stop! Stop!

Ed! Stop! Stop!
It's okay, stop!

-All right, all
right, man.

Look, don't do anything you're
gonna regret, all right?

I'll drop you like
a three-foot putt.

Don't you do anything--
-no, no, no, no.

It's all right, pal.

Listen, accidents happen.

-Hey, that's
my motto, too.

Are we still friends?

-Friends.

-All right. Boy,
I'll tell you.

You had me worried.
[Laughs nervously]

When the big guy went down,
man, i, [sighs with relief]

Boy, it's lucky I had
those smelling salts.

I wish there had
been someone around

To give me smelling
salts when I went down.

-You shocked yourself?

-Well, yeah, yeah.

A good salesman's gotta
know his own products.

-Products.

You know, speaking of
products, we'd like to see

Some of your
fantastic products.

-Ed: yeah?
-Could you show us what you got here, pal?

-Let's see.

Uh, look at this.

This is a completely
new type of suture.

-Yeah?
-No stitching required for this.


It's a space age glue.

You just put it on the
cut and when it heals

It disappears.
-You know what--

-But don't ever, ever
get this near your mouth

Because your lips will be
sealed for, like, 24 hours.

You can trust me on that.

-Alex: actually, we don't
want to see the small stuff.

We want to see the top of your
line merchandising, right?

-Mm-hmm. Top of the line.

-Top of the line?
-Top of the line.

What have you got?
-Well [short laugh] all right, then.

Okay, you can tighten
that last strap there.

Yeah. See this is our special
evac-u-splint mattress

With special spider
strap immobilizers.

I feel like I got a spider's
legs wrapped around me.

[Laughs] I couldn't get
loose if I wanted to!

-Alex: [laughs]

-[Laughs]

-Well, good! That is
exactly what we wanted.

-Awesome piece of equipment. [Laughs]
-yeah...

Hey, wait a minute.
I'm tied up!

Okay, wait! You're not
gonna leave me here.

Wait a sec. Hey!
-Mitch: [laughs deviously]

See ya!
-Ed: come on back!

-Mitch: buy you
a cup of coffee?

-Alex: sure!

-The tide is coming in!

Hey!

-Hey, jessie!

Hey! J.d., Oh my gosh, can
you do me a huge favor?

Billy ness just
called me and, um,

He saw my stunt reel.

He wants me to go in and
meet him at his office.

-That's great!

-Yeah, except for I'm
supposed to be there

In half an hour.

-You'd better get going.

-I know, but I promised that
I'd get these towels done before I left.

Do you think you can put
them in the dryer for me?

-Yeah, I think I
can handle that.

-Great. Oh!

They're gonna be done
in like half an hour

And, um, I've
already set the dryer

So you all you have to do
is just throw in the towels,

Hit the button, and
you're ready to go.

Thank you so much.
-No problem.

-[Washer rattling]

-Really?

-Like 15 people in one office.

-In one office?
-It was horrible.

-Oh...

-Oh my gosh...

-Alex: [sighs with relief]
god, I love getting even

With that little weasel.

-How long do you think
we should leave him out there?

-Hmm, let's see.
When is high tide?

-Midnight.
-Midnight, really? [Chuckles]

-You guys are not
gonna believe this.

What? What is...

The big... Deal.

-[Washing machine thumping]

-Ugh!

Ugh!

Uh, we have gotta talk
about this girl very soon.

-Yeah.

I'm sorry, jessie.

-Alex, I swear it'll
never happen again.

Please don't fire me.

Can I talk to
mitch or something?

-It's nothing against
you personally,

We just don't feel
like you're cut out

For this line of work.

-[Sobs]

This has been the worst
day in my entire life.

-[Groans sympathetically]

You're gonna be okay, jessie.

I just wish there were
something else I could do.

-I'll be okay. I
just need a second.

-Okay.

-[Moans]

See? All better.

-I'm really sorry
it didn't work out.

-Me too.

Hey, thanks for
giving me a sh*t.

-Yeah.

Good luck, okay?

-Thanks.

-How did you do that?

-You know me, I'm
always getting scraped up

And stuff, it's
no big deal.

Anyway, I gotta run
but I'm really sorry

I let you down, alex.

See you later.

-J.d.: Well, one
thing's for sure.

Whoever's making
these rescues

Sure knows what
they're doing.

-Maybe it's an ex-lifeguard,
doesn't wanna show us up.

-Yeah, I don't know
too many lifeguards,

Past or present, who
would avoid taking credit for a rescue.

-What about future?

-Future what?

-Future lifeguard.

-Wait, what are
you talking about?

-I'm talking about
I think I found out

Who the phantom
lifeguard is.

It's jessie.

-Jessie?

-Yeah, she's got the
same scratches on her arms

As that little girl
that fell off the jetty.

-Alex, she could have
gotten those cuts anywhere.

-Yeah, but think about it.

When did the first
anonymous rescue take place?

-The day jessie got here.
-Exactly.

Early in the morning, before
she showed up to work.

I'm telling you,
guys. It's her.

She may not be
much with a mop,

But she is the best
prospect for a lifeguard

I've seen in a long time.

-[Pop music playing on radio]

-You know what I'm
writing on your face?

-Delta lambda delta, sir!
-Mm-hmm. And what is that?

-It's the best fraternity
in the school, sir!

-What do you want more than
anything else in this world?

-I wanna be accepted
as a brother, sir!

-Good boy. More beer?

-Absolutely. Thank you, sir.
May I have another?

Thank you, sir! Thank you--
-shut up!

-Yes, sir!

-Well, we're gonna go
catch some waves now.

-Uh, fellas, what about
the tide coming in?

-Eh, it shouldn't be high tide
for another half an hour.

-We should be done
by then [laughs]

-Should be, but
you never know.

-Uh, fellas? Think I can...

-[Talking indistinctly]

-[Foreboding music]

-Fellas, I think
I'm sinking here.

-Shut up. No one's
talking to you.

-[Mockingly] oh, yeah,
yeah, I'm sinking! [Laughs]

-I'm not kidding. I'm sinking! Help!

-[Low, dramatic music swells]

-Watch it! Watch it! Stay back.

-Frat guy 1: oh my god, we've gotta
do something!

-Frat guy 2: don't get too close.

-Frat guy 1: just
throw it in!

-Watch it.
Sean!

-I can't reach it
man. Throw it again!

-Frat guy 1: do it
again! Do it again!

-I'm going down!

I got it. I got
it. Come on, pull.

-Pull it!

-Come on, pull.

-[Fraternity boys grunting]

-Somebody help!

-Hurry up. Throw it back.

-Frat guy 1: help!

Come on, sean. Pull it out.

-Come on fellas.
I'm sinking, man.

Pull this thing out
of here. Come on!

-Frat guy 1: sean, pull it out!
-Frat guy 2: come on, that's it!

-Frat guy 1:
sean, hold on!

-[Fraternity boys
shouting in panic]

-Hey! Can you get a
lifeguard or call 911?

Please hurry, it's an emergency.
-Okay.

-Sean: I can't reach
it, man, throw it again!

-Frat guy 2:
you've gotta grab it!

-Frat guy 1:
help! Somebody help!

-Sean: hurry up!
I'm going down!

-Frat guy 1: help!

-Frat guy 2: come on,
sean, you gotta grab it!

-Frat guy 1: another inch!

-Sean: I can't reach
it, man, throw it again!

-Frat guy 1: help!

-Hurry up, I'm going down!

-Somebody help!

-Okay, listen up!
Let me help!

-Frat guy 1: come
on, sean, pull it!

-Come on fellas,
I'm sinking, man.

Pull this thing
outta here.

-Dude, that's
not gonna work!

-Sean: I can't reach it.

-Frat guy 1:
what are you doing?

-Here, watch out!
Watch out! Back off!

-Frat guy 2: use the board.

-Grab my ankles!

Push me out
there! Come on!

I got you, okay?

-Okay, don't let go.
-I got his hand!

Come on, pull!

[Jessie grunting]
-come on, sean, hold on!

-Jessie: pull!

Come on! [Grunting]

-Sean, hold on!
-Jessie: hold on!

It's not working!
He's too deep!

Okay, wait here.

Take my keys.

Go get my bike lock.

-What for?

-Jessie: just do it!
-Don't let go!

-Jessie: come on!
-I got it. I got it.

-Jessie: you're
gonna be okay!

-[Frenzied orchestral music]

Hold on!

Hold on!

Where is he?

-Frat guy 1: I got it!
What do you want me to do?

-Hurry up!
-Strip that tubing off and toss it to me!

-I'm going down!

-You're gonna be okay!

Dude, hold me!
I'm slipping!

It's okay, hold on!
-Hang in there, sean

-Here, here,
here! Take it!

-Put this in your mouth
so you can breathe!

-[Distant sirens wailing]

Hold me! Oh my
god! Don't let go!

Don't let go!
Hold! Don't let go!

Don't!
-Hold it! Hold it!

-[Sirens approaching]

-[Grunting]

-Frat guy 2: how are
we gonna get him out?

-Don't move! Pull!

You're gonna be okay!
We're gonna get you!

Hey, guys! He's buried
in the sinkhole!

-Alex: is he still alive?
-Jessie: yeah, I've got his hand!

He's breathing
through this tube.

-All right, j.d.,
Get a paddleboard.

Cody, hook up the winch.
-Yep!

-Hurry!
-Hang on!

-Hold on, dude,
they're here, okay?

You're gonna be okay.

-J.d.: Yeah,
I got his feet.

-[Grunting]

-Mitch: give me some slack!
Cut me some slack!

-[Jessie grunting]

-Cody: go ahead,
grab his legs.

-Mitch!

-Hang on. Hang on.

-J.d.: Grab his legs.

-Jessie: here it
comes! [Crying out]

-More slack!

-More slack.

-Mitch: hang on. Hang on.

-Jessie: come on!

-[Grunting]

-Jessie: it's
coming, hold on, man!

-Okay, he's on!
Pull me up!

-Cody: you got him?
-Mitch: yeah.

-Jessie: don't
let go of it.

-Cody: all right,
take it up, alex!

-[Grunting] hold on!

Here he comes!

Pull!

Yes!

-Slow breaths.
Slow breaths. Okay.

-You okay, man?

-Yeah. I'm all right.

-Get some water, huh?
-Yeah. Yeah.

-Jessie: deep breaths.

-Good job.

-Sean: oh, thank
you guys so much.

-Mitch: I just
have one question.

Why did you disappear
after all the rescues?

-I don't know, I guess I
just didn't want anybody

To make a big
deal out of it.

I don't really like
a lot of attention.

I'm more of a
background kind of girl.

-Well, that's a good quality
to have for a stuntwoman.

-Exactly.

But even that's on hold
for a little while, anyway.

That stunt coordinator
I met with,

He came onto me.

That's not the way I
wanna break into the biz.

-Ugh.

-You know, lifeguard rookie
school starts next week.

You'd be a
terrific candidate.

-You really think I
could be a lifeguard?

-You're a natural.

-Great! I'll
give it a sh*t.

-Ed: hey! Hey!
I'm a desperate man.

-Oh no, it can't be.
-Ed: I tried to walk into santa monica

And I fell down
about 18 times.

Some little
kid tripped me.

You know, you can't
make a phone call inside

One of these things.

I couldn't get no change.

The good news is,
these things float.

But you know the tide could
have taken me to japan.

I don't think this
is funny at all.

This isn't my
idea of a joke.

-Would you like
a cup of coffee?

-Actually I would
like a frappuccino.

-Frappuccino?

-Frappuccino.
-Frappuccino!

-Ed: hey, wait a
minute! Don't leave me a--

Don't! Don't
leave me again!

Hey! Don't! Hey! Hey!

I want a frappuccino
too! Decaf! Mocha!

Caffeine drives me crazy.

Hey! Hey!

-[End theme playing]
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