09x14 - Boys Will Be Boys

[bunniefuu]

-Jessie: all right,
that's everything.

-All right, kids. What
a beautiful morning, huh?

Ready to set sail?

-Aye aye.

-J.d.: It won't go up.

-That's 'cause you're
pulling on the reef line, son.

-I know how to sail,
thank you very much.

-Apparently not.

Step aside and let the
skipper go to work.

This one here.

-That's the port
head sheet winch.

-Yeah, I know. So?

-So do you see a sail
going up, skipper?

-Guys, don't start.

-J.d.: Hold on.

Uh huh, here's the
problem right here.

Check this out, skipper.

Oh!

-Step aside, swabbie.

You're relieved of duty.

Just one little adjustment
and we'll be underway.

What the --this boat's broken.

-You broke it.

-Listen, gilligan, I
didn't break it. You did!

-Excuse me, sailors.

-Both: what?

-It's no good.
We gotta call newmie.

-It's all in the wrist.

-[Theme music playing]

-♪ Some people stand
in the darkness ♪

♪ Afraid to step
into the light ♪

♪ Some people need
to help somebody ♪

♪ When the edge of
surrender's in sight ♪

♪ Don't you worry

♪ It's gonna be all right

♪ 'Cause I'm always ready

♪ I won't let you
out of my sight ♪

♪ I'll be ready,
I'll be ready ♪

♪ Never you fear,
no, don't you fear ♪

♪ I'll be ready

♪ Forever and always

♪ I'm always here

-Mitch: oh, god, where the
hell did you get this thing?

-Craig: don't ask.

-Mitch: what's wrong with it?

-Craig: I don't
know. It's a loaner.

-Mitch: well,
loan it back, huh?

-Oh!

-[Glass breaks]

-Man: sorry!

-Hey!
-[Mitch laughs]

-Craig: that's about the way
things have been going.

-Got insurance?

-Insurance!

-Mitch: what do you
say we go for a paddle

And blow off some steam, eh?

-Mitch: nah, I didn't
sleep on the plane.

I'm a little tired.

We'll go tomorrow.

-Mitch: you look
a little b*at up.

Buddy, I know what
you're going through.

Finalizing a divorce
does that to a guy.

-Craig: yeah, I guess.

-Jessie: hey, what's up?

-Cody: j.d., Check it
out, how hot is she, huh?

-Ah! [Laughter]

-Mitch: will you come
on? Come on! Come on!

All right, listen up!

Homecoming week
here at baywatch!

Craig pomeroy is officially
back from vacation!

-[Cheers and applause]

-Another pretty face returns.

Finals are over and manny's
back for the summer, huh?

-[Cheers and applause]

-Tower assignments in
five minutes on the deck.

I'm gonna change.

-Yeah, I thought
I'd show you guys

How lifeguarding's done,
rack up my 10 days.

-Cody: give me a break.

How'd you do grade-wise?

-Manny: pretty good,
a little over 3.0.

-J.d.: Not too shabby.
Way to go, man.

-Good to see you, manny.

I'm gonna change.

-You look great, manny.

-You, too.

Listen, I thought maybe
we could get together,

Maybe for dinner, talk
about some things.

-Oh, hey, I got
plans tonight, sorry.

-Plans?

-Yeah, it's nothing big.

-Could you change them?

What I've got to say
is really important.

-I can't. I gotta go, manny.

I gotta get the
tower assignment

-Manny: april.

-April: we'll talk
later, I promise.

-Hey!

-I missed you.

-I missed you, too.

-How were things
in washington, d.c.?

-They're okay, fine.

-Three weeks, let's
not do that again.

-It had to be done.

-So, that was
a surprise, huh?

-What?

-Manny, coming
in like that.

-Yeah, does he
know about us?

-April: no.

Mitch figured it out, but
he won't tell anybody.

I have to tell him, craig.

-Maybe, but maybe you
shouldn't tell him.

-It's not fair if he
thinks that he and I are --

Oh, but I don't know how.

I don't wanna hurt him.

-I mean, maybe,
maybe you and manny

Should just think about it.

-What are you saying?

-I'm just saying that maybe
what you and I feel right now,

Maybe it's just for now.

-For now?

I'm in love with you, craig!

I know that more
than anything!

It's not just for now!

You told me that
you loved me.

Do you?

-You better get your tower.

-Yeah.

Tonight?

-Let me see.

I'm kinda tired
from the trip.

-Yeah.

-We're gonna try to do
some kickbacks, okay?

The trick is always
keep your head straight

And don't turn it 'cause you
could tweak your neck, okay?

Just kick back, forward.

Kick back, and forward.

You're gonna do three
sets of ten, each arm.

-Okay.

Like this?

-That's great.

You can feel it right
here in your tricep.

Feel it?

-Uh huh, but I don't
wanna get too muscley, j.d.

-You won't.

If you use light weights
and do more reps,

You'll get
definition, not bulk.

-What's up, roomie?

-Hey!

Stay right here.

Do another set, and I'll
be right back, all right?

Hey, what's going on?

-How's the personal
training biz going?

-Great, extra bucks, and
beautiful working environment.

-Excuse me, there's
a lady present,

A very special lady, if
I remember you correctly.

-I was just seeing if
you were paying attention.

-Jessie: well, I am.

-So, what are you
guys doing here?

-I entered a
triathlon sponsored

By bally's and baywatch
down in oceanside.

Gotta train, bro.

-Are you a triathlete?

An ironman?

-Well, not an ironman, but --

-Iron head is more like it.

-Could we work out together?

-Sure!

-Woman: all right, I'm
gonna go get my equipment.

-J.d.: What are you doing?

-What?

-Training for free?

Bro, you're taking
money outta my pocket!

-Jessie and I were
gonna work out anyway.

Besides, a little
company never hurt.

-Hey, is that
triathlon for guys only?

-No, it's both
men and women.

-Really? I think
I wanna enter.

-Yeah, me, too.

If you can be an ironman,
I can be an ironman.

-I was hoping you
were gonna say that.

May the best man win.

-You're on.

-[Jessie clears
throat] or woman.

-Cody: whatever.

Isn't that sofia vergara?

-Jessie: yeah, she's the
new spokesperson for bally's.

-Yeah.

-This is real fun, baby.

Come on, marty, what
do you say we go home

And catch a movie instead?

-You gotta be patient, babe.

-We've been rowing around
this ocean all day,

And you haven't
even caught a fish.

-It's not up to me,
babe. It's up to the fish.

Give me a beer, would you?

-[Woman screams]

-[Coughing]

-Woman: help!

-Craig: what are they
doing this far out in a rowboat?

It's okay.
You're gonna be okay.

-Mitch: hang on
to the can, okay?

You all right?

Craig, you got him?

Here, let go, let go.

Back off!

Grab the can!

You okay?

Here, hang on.

All right, you all right?
-Yeah.

-All right, I'm gonna
get him in the boat.

-All right.

-You're all right,
take it easy.

-I'm okay. [Panting]

Hey!

-Hey.

-Feeling any better?

-Oh, yeah, look, I think
I just got out of shape

The last couple of weeks.

I'll be fine.

-Have you been eating?

-[Laughs] yes,
I've been eating,

Maybe not like I usually do,

But I'll get back to the
gym, get some vitamins.

I'll be fine.

-Can I talk to you
friend to friend?

Craig, I didn't like
what I saw out there.

I think you need
some time off.

-I'd really like
to be working.

I've got things on my
mind. It'd be good for me.

-Buddy, you're going
through a lot now.

I mean the divorce, moving
from washington, .d.c,

Selling the house. Come on.

I remember how I felt.

-Yes, I remember you
remembering, remember?

-All right, I'm serious.

You've talked me off
that ledge many times.

I would not have gotten
through it without you.

-That's what
friends are for.

-Exactly, that's
what friends are for.

I'm telling you
I'm your friend.

Any time you wanna
talk, I'm here.

-Thanks, bud.

I'll be okay.
I'll get in shape.

-So, how was your night?

-Sorry?

-You had plans last night.

How'd it turn out?

-Fine.

-Was it dinner?

-Uh, no. [Laughs]

-A movie.

-Manny, you're prying.

-April.

I'm sorry,

But it's just that
we used to talk.

We used to talk
all the time.

We used to
share everything.

-I know, I miss
all of that, too.

-Are you free tonight?

-No, actually,
I'm not, sorry.

Gosh, I must sound like
miss social, huh? [Laughs]

-April, did I do something?

-Why? What do you mean?

-I mean for two days I've
been trying to talk with you,

And you always have somewhere
to go or something to do.

Are you angry with me?

-No, no, I'm not.

-Then why can't we talk?

-We can, and I want to.

It's just that, uh,

I'm late, I have to go.

-[Upbeat music]

♪ You think you got me
♪ but you really don't

♪ You think about it but you're
♪ better off

♪ Letting me take what I need

♪ You get the message
♪ stay right behind me

♪ You think you got me
♪ but you really don't

♪ You think you know me
♪ but you'll never know

♪ It's taken me a long time
♪ but now I'm right

♪ And I'm not giving up today

♪ I'm better than you

♪ No matter how I roll ♪
♪ I'm better than you

♪ One thing I know

♪ I'm better than you

♪ I'm better than you

♪ Oh yeah I'm better than you

♪ I'm a fighter

♪ You're a stone cold liar

♪ I'm going you're tired

♪ You're smoked and I'm fire

♪ I'm the finest

♪ Address me as your heiness

♪ Take notes you should try this

♪ I'm selling you buy it

♪ You think you got me
♪ but you really don't

♪ You think about it but you're
♪ better off

♪ Letting me take what I need

♪ You get the message
♪ stay right behind me

♪ You think you got me
♪ but you really don't

♪ You think you know
♪ me but you'll never know

♪ It's taken me a long
♪ time but now I'm right

♪ And I'm not giving up today

♪ I'm better than you

♪ No matter how I roll
♪ I'm better than you

♪ One thing I know ♪
♪ I'm better than you

♪ Oh better than you

♪ Oh yeah I'm better than you ♪

♪ One thing I know ♪
♪ I'm better than you

♪ No matter how I roll
♪ I'm better than you ♪

♪ One thing I know ♪
♪ I'm better than you

♪ Oh yeah I'm better than you
♪ oh yeah I'm better than you

♪ Oh yeah I'm better than you
♪ oh yeah I'm better than you

♪ Oh I'm better than you
♪ oh I'm better than you

♪ Oh I'm better than you
♪ oh I'm better than you

♪ No matter how I roll

-Hey, kiddo, you're
in tower 10 today.

-Yeah, okay.

-What?

-What?

-You're wearing a mask
of gloom on your face.

Let me guess.

That's a
something-to-do-with-love
face, huh?

-You know craig better
than anybody, right?

-Through hell and high water.

-Do you think he's been
behaving differently?

-Well, you gotta consider
what he's been going through

The last couple of weeks.

His marriage is
officially sacked.

He sold his home
in washington, d.c.

He had to move all
the way out here.

I mean, he's had a
rough couple of weeks.

He's entitled.

-I understand that he's feeling
hurt, or at least I try to.

It's just that with
us, it's different.

When he left,
everything was perfect,

And now it's not.

-How so?

-Well, I think that telling
manny about us is a good thing,

The right thing.

-I think it's a good call.

-And I feel that
I'm ready to do it.

But it's like craig just keeps
pushing me back to manny,

Like he's changed his mind
about our relationship.

-He might be g*n-shy.

I know I was
after my divorce.

-There's this
look in his eyes.

It's a sad look.

I've never seen
it in him before.

I'm worried
about him, mitch.

He won't open up to me.

Maybe he will to you.

-I'll see what
I can find out.

Slow day at the office?

-Craig: yeah,
I'm kinda glad.

I like it like this.

What brings you out here?

-I was talking to april.

She's worried about you.

Me, too.

-What the hell is everybody
so worried about me for?

-I don't know. Why
don't you tell me?

-Why don't we
take that paddle?

-My wetsuit's in the car.

I'll call it in.

Buchannon, craig
and I are gonna take

A workout, tower
12, huh, yeah.

-You know this morning,

How you said you thought I
was having a run of bad luck?

-Yeah?

-You're kinda right.

I got cancer.

-[Dramatic music]

-It's hodgkin's disease.

It's cancer of
the lymph nodes.

I went in for a
regular check-up,

And they found it.

-Why didn't you call me?

-There was a guy
there having chemo

Who told me that if you tell
someone you've got cancer,

It's like giving
it to them, too.

I didn't wanna
do that to you.

-Craig, I would've
come to washington.

I would've been
there for you.

-Mitch, I was going
through radiation.

I was tired
all the time.

I'm sorry, I just didn't
feel like having company.

-Sure you still wanna
go out for the paddle?

-The doc says you
can do anything

I've got the strength for.

I get good days
and bad days.

Today's one of
the good days.

-Well, uh --

-What's the bottom line?

I think they
caught it early.

It seems to
be in remission.

I'm taking anti-
cancer dr*gs.

The 10-year survival
rate is 80%.

That's good enough for me.

-Craig: so, which way you
think this fog's gonna go?

You think we can
b*at it to shore?

-Mitch: I don't know.

Which way is shore?

-Now, remember, it's
crucial to pace yourself

Through all three events.

-How long's the swim?

-Out around the pier and
back, point nine miles.

-And the bike ride?

-About 40k, 26 miles.

-J.d.: Okay, let's
do it, let's go!

-Cody: transitions
during the race

Are gonna be real tricky.

There's gonna be hundreds of
people getting off their bikes

And changing shoes
all at the same time.

-Hey, hey, you
got my left shoe!

-Take it. It's
got a knot in it.

-How long's the run?

-10K, 6 miles and change.

-That left shoe's mine.

-Take it.

-See ya!

-During the race,

Make sure you keep your
stuff clear of mine.

-I was just gonna tell
you the same thing.

-Time.

-J.d.: Come on, jessie!

-You okay?

-Uh huh.

-Woo! Great run! Feel good.

-I could run
another three miles.

-Yeah? I could run
another five miles.

-You better keep
running if you plan

On staying up with
me in the triathlon.

-All you're gonna see of
me in that race is my back.

-Guys, let's not get into a

"Who's got the biggest
muscle" contest, okay?

-Hey, churros,
I love churros.

-Cody: me, too, man.

-Oh, how can you guys
even think about food?

We just ran all the
way from santa monica!

-You know, when I
was a little kid,

I used to be able to eat 10 of
those babies in one sitting.

-Yeah? I could eat 15.

-Oh, really?

You wanna bet?

-Guys, don't do this.

-You're on, 10 bucks, meat.

-10 Bucks [laughs], is that
the best you can do? 25!

-Cody: 50!

-50 Bucks? You got
yourself a deal.

-Nah, I got a steal.

You know what,
40, and I'll let you

Off the hook right now.

-J.d.: [Laughs]
dream on, dream on.

Excuse me, sir,

I'll take 10 of
those right now.

-[Somber music]

-Oh, man, I'm
sorry about this.

This was my idea and the
way things have been going,

I can't help feeling
it's my fault.

-Will you knock it off?

We just paddled out too far.

Come on, let's go, go left.

-No, no, no, I think
left is away from shore.

I think we should go right.

-Right! Right's japan!

-There isn't even any wind.

I haven't seen any
ripples in the water.

There are no hints at all.

-No swells, either.

You hear a buoy?

-No.

-Birds?

-No.

-Traffic?
-No!

-Me neither.

-I'd say we
paddled too far out.

-I'd say you're right.

Well, let's, uh,
just sit it out.

-[Paper rustles]

-What is that?

-Craig: what?

-Oh, it's you. What are
you doing over there?

-Craig: nothing.

-Are you eating something?

-Mm hmm.

-What is it?

-It's a protein bar.

-Where'd you get it?

-I had it in my suit.
I forgot I had it.

-Wait a minute, you have
a protein bar in your suit,

And you're eating it, and
you're not sharing it with me,

And I've been out here
for over two hours.

I'm starving, too, and you're
not gonna share it with me,

Your best friend?

-Craig: I didn't think
you liked these things.

-I love those things!

Now, come on!

-Oh, god, whine,
whine, whine!

All right, here,
don't eat all of it.

-Mitch: oh, ah, ah, ah, ah!

-Craig: oh, man!

-Mitch: why did
you do that?

-Craig: you were supposed
to take hold of it.

-Mitch: no, you're
supposed to hand it to me.

You hear that?

-Craig: no.

-It's my stomach growling.

You got anything
else in that suit?

-Craig: no!

-Okay, sure, let me know as
soon as you hear anything.

Thanks.

-Anybody seen craig?

-Yeah, he and mitch went
for a paddle two hours ago,

And they're not back yet.

-That's a long time
to be out there.

-Yeah, yeah, I understand.

All right, let me know
if anything changes.

I just got off the
phone with weather.

There's a big fog
bank off the coast.

-You don't think
they're in it, do you?

-I've been on the
horn with the coasties

And the harbor patrol.

So far, the word is
there'll be no search

Until the
visibility increases.

-April know?

-No.

-She loves you.

She deserves to know.

-I'll tell you how
crazy I am these days.

I've decided to
break up with her.

-Run that by me again.

-Let's say I'm not one
of the 80 percenters.

I don't want her to be alone,
especially not that way.

-Oh, what, has chemotherapy

Affected your brain
here, for god's sake?

That's the dumbest
thing I've ever heard.

-Mitch, she's 22 years old.

She has a right to
be with somebody

Who loves her the
rest of her life.

I got maybe, maybe
10 years max.

-You don't know that.
-Craig: it's true.

-Now, shut up, I don't
wanna hear that kind of talk!

-It's true.
-No, it's not true!
You don't know that!

They're making amazing
advances in cancer research.

For all you know, you
could be totally cured

And then what happens?

You're 104 years old
looking for a date

Because april's married
somebody else in their 90s.

Come on, it's too
good to let go.

-Maybe you're right.

-Damn right, I'm right.

Besides, I'm counting
on having a best friend

When I'm 104 years old.

-Hey, manny, can we talk?

-What? No plans?

-No, I need to
talk to you.

-Good, finally!

-First of all, you and I have
become the best of friends.

In fact, you are
my best friend.

-Yeah, I feel the
same way about you.

-I don't think that
either one of us

Would deliberately
hurt the other.

-Absolutely not!

-If I said something or
did something that hurt you,

I would feel terrible.

-Me, too!

-But sometimes, a person,

The way they feel about
another person changes.

-Yeah.

-But the friendship
can still go on.

-Exactly!

-Manny, I really
hope it does.

-Oh, it will! I promise!

-I was so
nervous about this.

-About what?

-Manny: this is chelsea.

We met at stanford.

We're kinda dating,

And I wanted to tell you
before you found out.

-[April laughs]

-What?

-[April laughs]

-[Laughs] what?

-[April laughs]

-What was that?

-What?

-Did you just kick my leg?

-No.

-[Suspenseful music]

-sh**t!

-Think he smelled
the protein bar?

It's a joke. It's
a joke! Whoa!

Uh uh, I don't like this.

-Oh!

-Craig! Craig!

Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!

Craig!

Okay, buddy, you all right?

Come on, man,
breathe, breathe!

All right, you'll
be all right.

Come on, craig,
come on, breathe!

-Oh!

-I got you.

It's okay, easy!
It's all right.

-Where is it?

-It's gone. It's
gone. Come on.

The paddle
board's right here.

Come on, get on the board.

Jump on.

You okay, huh?

-Oh, yeah. [Coughs]

-Take it easy.
Take it easy.

-All right, hang
in there, man.

You had me worried
there for a minute.

-[Seagull cries]

-Listen, listen.

-What?

-It's a seagull.

-Where is it?

Ah! Oh!

-[Mitch laughs]

You know, you really do
have bad luck.

-[Craig laughs]

-If there's a seagull,
there's gotta be land.

Do you think you could
find it in your heart

To paddle just a little bit?

I'm dying here!

-That's my line.

-That's not funny.

-I thought it was.

-Hang on. Hey! Hey, look!

I'm standing up!.

Hey, we made it! [Laughs]

-[Both laughing]

-Come on, let's go get a
pina colada. I'm buying.

Woo!

-Craig: where the
hell are we?

-I don't know,
and I don't care.

It's land.

Buddy, our luck has changed.

-[a*tillery shell explodes]

-[a*tillery shell explodes]

-Craig: which way?

-I don't know. I don't know.

That way!
-Why?

-[a*tillery shells explode]

-Where the hell are we?

-Give me a second.

You said you
wanted to go west.

West is japan, so
I said east, right?

Okay, the first island
we come to is catalina,

But this isn't catalina,
so the next island is--

-Craig: yeah?
-Oh, my god!

-What?
-San clemente.

-So?

-The navy uses the island
for target practice.

-a*tillery!

-[Multiple a*tillery
shells explode]

-Mitch: oh!
-Craig: oh!

-Talk about bad luck.

What the hell else
could go wrong?

-Hold it! You are trespassing
on united states navy land!

You are under arrest!

-We're under arrest?

We're under arrest.

-Of course we are.

-We're under
arrest. [Laughter]

-[Rock music]

-[Starter p*stol sh**t]

-♪ Hell bent you're gunna carry on

♪ Keep running down
♪ the broken road

♪ Dead set you gotta grind it out

♪ If you're ever gunna break the mold

♪ Hard times you gotta tough it out

♪ Move along keep standing tall

♪ You got the courage to get back up

♪ No matter how many times you fall

♪ Never gunna wave that white flag

♪ Never quit, never give it up

♪ Blood sweat tears ♪
♪ when you feel that fear

♪ You're gunna stick right to your g*ns

♪ You're gunna push it to the limit ♪

♪ This is your life you're gunna live it

♪ You're gunna keep holding strong ♪
♪ you're gonna keep on keeping on

♪ Get to the limit

♪ Nobody can stop you now
♪ you're gunna make it happen

♪ You got the spirit
♪ got the drive you got the passion

♪ You got the power of an avalanche

♪ You were waiting for this very chance

♪ You're gunna push it to the limit

♪ Never gunna wave that white flag

♪ Never quit, never give it up

♪ Blood sweat tears ♪
♪ when you feel that fear

♪ You're gunna stick right to your g*ns

♪ You're gunna push it to the limit

♪ This is your life you're gunna live it

♪ You're gunna keep holding strong ♪
♪ you're gonna keep on keeping on

♪ Get to the limit

♪ Nobody can stop you now
♪you're gunna make it happen

♪ You got the spirit
♪ got the drive you got the passion

♪ You got the power of an avalanche ♪

♪ You were waiting for this very chance

-Jessie: yeah!

Woo!

-Hey, you know,
you never paid up

20 Churros, 50
bucks, pay up.

-J.d.: Bet's
off, sweet cheeks.

You threw up.

-No, you threw
up first, man.

You owe me.

-Here, you guys look like
you could use a drink.

-Love this stuff.

-Me, too.

I can drink
10 bottles of it.

-Yeah?

Bet you I could drink 15.

-Cody: 20.

-Mitch: 50!

-Cody: 75!
-Shh!

-So, that's my story.

Everything's subject
to change.

Sorry I had to
tell you, april,

But you had a right to
know sooner or later.

-Yeah, I did.

-Things are different now.

-What things?

-You and i.

I understand if you decide
you want to move on.

-Well, I don't.

-April, what I've
got, this is real.

-Yeah, well, what
I've got is real, too.

Do you love me, craig?

-Yes, april, I do love you.

-Then, don't stop
because I'm not going to.

-[Somber music]

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